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00:01Ilya Rosanoff?
00:04Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:13Oh, I'm not sure you're supposed to smoke here?
00:22Okay.
00:27You're an awesome player to watch.
00:30Yes.
00:48Anyways, I should go there waiting for me, but good luck in the tournament.
01:01You will not be so nice when we beat you.
01:04That's not happening.
01:05I'll see you in the final.
01:07I'll see you in the final.
01:09It may be cold in Saskatchewan, but here at the International Prospect Cup fans are hoping for something hot on the ice.
01:22Canada-Russia final showcasing the two most talked about prospects in the world.
01:27Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
01:30First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander.
01:32From everything we've seen and heard, he may not be the most sociable, but this is the kid with the highest hockey IQ out there.
01:37Incredibly smart, incredibly dedicated to the game, and incredibly fast.
01:46And that shot.
01:47Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
01:53Strong on the puck, and a strong skater.
01:56And from everything we've heard, he really gets under other players' skins.
02:00Good in his own room, not exactly liked in his opponent's room.
02:04My kind of player.
02:05Boston's kind of player, too.
02:10Rosanoff, if you have the most important things, look at me.
02:19A heartbreaking loss for a young Canadian team still searching for an identity, despite an incredible showing from the teenage phenom Shane Hollander.
02:29He just couldn't get past that elite Russian defense.
02:31And more importantly, Ilya Rosanoff kept getting past theirs.
02:35See you with the drift.
02:57Alright boys, looking over here.
02:59Hey, flash me those numbers.
03:01Number three's excited.
03:02There's one.
03:03Where's number two?
03:04There we go.
03:06Can I get a smile, please?
03:08Yeah, that's better.
03:10I can't tell you how excited Montreal is about this.
03:13We don't care he came in number two.
03:15People are popping champagne all over Quebec.
03:18Oh, and just to be clear.
03:21We are thrilled that Shane is Asian-er, Asian-Canadian.
03:24Very thrilled.
03:26We've historically broken barriers, and we do it again, so nothing to worry about there.
03:31You certainly have.
03:32You certainly have.
03:33And I mean to be a part of the most legendary franchise in hockey.
03:36Oh my.
03:38I'm still in shock, but I'm so excited.
03:43And I know this came up in Shane's interview, but I am the world's biggest Retros fan.
03:46Really?
03:47That's part of how I came to feel Canadian.
03:49My dad would sit us down a little Saturday night.
03:53We're not passing on a kid this strong with those hands.
03:59Not in Boston, Mr. Osvaldo.
04:00He's a very natural number one pick.
04:03Congratulations again, Henry.
04:05He is a strong, but he needed discipline.
04:08He can be, how you say, lazy.
04:13Why, that hard to believe the way he plays?
04:15I promise to work very hard for you.
04:18I have no doubt you will, son.
04:19Listen, listen, listen, what I'm talking about.
04:22You understand?
04:23Yeah.
04:24It's alright.
04:26Give me a sec.
04:27It's alright.
04:28I'm sorry.
04:29I can't believe that you were."
04:31Yeah?
04:32I'm sorry.
04:33I am sorry.
04:34I can't believe this.
04:36I'm sorry.
04:38I'm sorry.
04:40I'll do this.
04:42Let's go.
04:44Let's go.
04:45Let's go.
04:47I'm sorry.
04:49What is this?
04:52I'll be, let's go.
07:23Montreal is nice, yes?
07:29Yeah, it's awesome.
07:31Boston is nice too?
07:35Think so?
07:36People like it there.
07:39We will be seeing each other or what?
07:45Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
07:52I'll be there for you.
07:53Where are you?
07:55Yeah, I'm so sorry.
08:01I'm so sorry.
08:05I'm so sorry.
08:07I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
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10:26I do.
10:27I don't know.
10:28I don't know.
10:29I don't know.
10:30I don't know.
10:31I don't know.
10:32If you win.
10:33You won't you.
10:34What a comeback for Canada.
10:38A huge win for the hometown boys tonight
10:40who were determined to not lose the rush on home ice
10:43two years in a row.
10:55Good game.
10:58See you in October.
11:00Good game.
11:04Okay, that looks good.
11:09Camera, you're happy with that?
11:11All right, that's perfect.
11:12You give us a second, we're going to be good to go, okay?
11:13Just stay there, hold, please.
11:15You look pretty.
11:16You're wearing makeup, too.
11:18I'm hoping you look pretty.
11:19Great.
11:19We're going to get you.
11:20As you're trying to hit those marks at the same time,
11:22that would be the...
11:23Skate out.
11:24Skate in and show me a lot of intensity, all right?
11:26Okay.
11:27Action.
11:31Good.
11:32Let's do that one more time.
11:34Great.
11:36Okay, one more time.
11:39Great.
11:39Okay, guys, just hold there for a second.
11:41We're going to make a little tweak over here with the camera.
11:44And I'll let you know we're ready to go.
11:46In three, two, one, and go ahead.
11:50Okay.
11:51I get it, guys.
11:51It's been a long day, I know.
11:52Let's just try it with a lot of intensity, though, okay?
11:55Okay.
11:59Okay.
11:59One more time, guys.
12:01The more serious we can do, the bigger we can get home.
12:03Go ahead.
12:03I'm sorry.
12:06Okay.
12:08No, I can do it.
12:09I promise.
12:10And three, two, one, go ahead.
12:15Okay.
12:17Okay, I think we have what we are going to get here.
12:19Thanks, guys.
12:20When they tell you, you do commercial with me and not just alone.
12:23I don't know, like, uh, two days ago?
12:29Why?
12:29When did they tell you?
12:31No, they didn't tell me nothing.
12:32It was my deal.
12:36Shane!
12:39Shane, are you listening to me?
12:41What?
12:41Yeah.
12:43Okay, so what did I just say?
12:44Sneakers, I heard.
12:45Okay, you have to be seen in your Reeboks.
12:47I know, Mom.
12:48Because you cannot be in anything else.
12:49Mom, I'm always wearing skates.
12:51But in case you're not, this is a lot of money, Shane.
12:55And you're the youngest hockey player they've ever signed to a deal.
12:58And remember what else this means.
13:00I remember.
13:01A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
13:04Kids that don't see themselves here a lot.
13:06I get it, Mom.
13:07I get it, Mom.
13:27I get it, Mom.
13:57Fuck up.
14:00Fuck up.
14:27Not here.
14:42So, uh, look.
14:45We can forget that happened in there.
14:46Okay?
14:50Is it what you want?
14:52Yeah, for sure.
14:53Uh, well, you're a really bad liar.
15:11What is your room number?
15:181410.
15:19Well, if I come to 1410 tonight, it's nine o'clock.
15:27I might open.
15:30I might knock.
15:31What are you doing, dude?
15:49What are you doing, dude?
15:50I don't want to stop.
16:03I don't want to stop.
16:03Oh, hello there.
16:30Oh, I'm trying to go down.
16:32Oh, this is going down.
16:34Right.
16:35It's okay.
16:36Yeah.
16:37It's okay.
16:38Oh, I'm...
16:39I'm sorry.
16:41Oh, I'm sorry.
16:42Oh, I'm sorry.
16:43Oh, I'm sorry.
16:51Oh, I'm sorry.
16:52Oh, I'm sorry.
16:56I butchered my chicken out.
17:01I'm not. I'm not a chicken.
17:04But I think we should talk.
17:09Do you want a sip?
17:12Not really.
17:15This is such a bad idea.
17:19What goes?
17:26I don't know.
17:56Come on, Commander.
18:07Come on, Commander.
18:11Come on, Commander.
18:25Oh, stop, stop, stop.
18:46Was that bad?
18:47No.
18:48Opposite.
18:49It's too much, too good.
18:51Is it your first time with the man?
18:59You?
19:01No.
19:03Really?
19:05Really?
19:07Another player?
19:09This is a perfect day.
19:15It's perfect.
19:19You give a sense to my existence.
19:25Ah.
19:26Sorry I'm late.
19:28It's 15 minutes.
19:29Don't even worry about it.
19:30No, we don't care.
19:31It's just that you're usually on time.
19:32Yeah, my workout went longer than expected, then I got lost on this YouTube rabbit hole.
19:36No, it's fine.
19:37I ordered for you salmon brown rice.
19:38Okay.
19:39So, I have very exciting news.
19:42What's YouTube?
19:43Rolex is in.
19:45Wow.
19:46Okay, let me pull up the email and I quote, Shane is exactly a kind of young athlete and
19:55young man that Rolex wants to be associated with.
19:58He's smart.
19:59He's serious.
20:00He's handsome.
20:01That's an understatement.
20:03And we believe he will be hockey's most significant ambassador in a generation.
20:09Is Rolex on YouTube?
20:12YouTube is like a video portal site.
20:14I'm not convinced I know what any of those words mean.
20:17So, rabbit hole is where you watch a video and then it keeps recommending other videos
20:20and you just keep clicking them.
20:22Sounds dangerous.
20:23Oh yeah, I go down those rabbit holes all the time.
20:25Of course you do, Mom.
20:26What was yours about?
20:27Fancy watches.
20:28David, what?
20:29I'm just keeping up.
20:30Unlikely animals becoming friends.
20:32Like a tiger and a bear.
20:35A cow and a duck.
20:36Come on.
20:37Yeah.
20:38A snake and a baby.
20:39Wow.
20:40I watched that.
20:41Well, what you should be watching are the ones about hockey.
20:44I think keeping up with that snake and baby sounds pretty important.
20:47The relationship could go sideways pretty fast.
20:50Oh, I saw a link today about Ilio Rosemont.
20:53So I click on it and he says, well, first of all, do you remember at the beginning of the
20:57season he told someone, I can't remember who anyway.
21:01He told them that he was going to score 40 goals.
21:03Do you remember that?
21:04I remember you yelling something about Rosemont turning 40 and me trying to match your level
21:08of outreach.
21:09Well, yesterday in Boston, he said he meant 50.
21:1250 goals.
21:14Yeah, he's an asshole.
21:17Yeah, the nerve.
21:18Fuck him.
21:19I'm sorry, but I mean it.
21:21Okay.
21:22Imagining he's better than you?
21:24Fuck him.
21:26Right up the button.
21:27Yeah.
21:28I'm sorry, but I said it.
21:29Honestly.
21:30Desjardins talking to McCann and St. Pierre.
21:31It's probably the last face off of the game.
21:32Who are they sending in?
21:33This guy seems to have some ideas.
21:34Are they going to do this?
21:35Are they going to give the people what they want?
21:36Desjardins is going to give it to them.
21:37Is Randy going to do this too?
21:38Are we going to see?
21:39Listen to that crowd.
21:40And there you have it.
21:41It's Ilya Rozenov versus Shane Hollander.
21:44Will you disappoint them?
21:46No.
21:47No.
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22:36Mr. Hollander, how is it going to be, Diane?
22:42Just great. Thank you for asking.
22:46Another French word.
22:50$20,000?
22:52Yes, $20,000.
22:54Damn it! I'm happy that everything is in your mouth.
22:57Why this time?
22:59To scare you.
23:01This is the last time.
23:04Yes, yes, yes. Good, good.
23:06I'm not leaving today.
23:08Why not?
23:09It's already night, Alexey.
23:11You're always stupid, Ilya.
23:15How are you?
23:17What the fuck with my dad?
23:19Dad, in order, Ilya?
23:21We will live without you.
23:23Where are you, Ilya?
23:25Yesterday, he asked me to bring me a little bread.
23:31He's stupid.
23:35I'll be right back, Alexey.
23:37Good night, Alexey.
23:38The morning is the first thing, Ilya.
23:39Here we are at the MLH All-Star Game.
23:40The theme this year is Team Hollander vs Team Rosenhof.
23:45here we are at the mlh all-star game and the theme this year is team hollander versus team
23:57rosanoff oh i'm sorry i read that wrong it's team north america versus team europe it's not subtle
24:04anytime the league can figure out a way to get these two kids in each other's faces they're
24:08gonna do it ilia you're having a legendary rookie season both of you are they said you'd hit 50
24:13goals this year you've had 28 so far and we're in the middle of february you're still thinking about
24:17a 50 goal campaign yes shane kind of the same to you you scored 31 goals any chance you want to
24:29speculate as to how the season is going to add up for you guys no chance at all question for ilia
24:34first but it'll be the same for shane boston is an original six legendary team that has struggled
24:39to get to the playoffs for the past three seasons how much pressure do you feel from the fans from
24:43the hockey world in general to restore boston to its former glory and how much of that do you take on
24:48personally
24:49sorry not to jump the gun here but um with rosanoff's permission
25:00i know it's only been two seasons since montreal's made the playoffs but i think i get the idea
25:08uh so look my mom is the world's biggest metros fan she's obsessed and like all metros fans she
25:16wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly and she wants us to win some cups and i want the same
25:22thing i want to be in the playoffs and i want to win some cups i feel pretty aligned with the fans
25:27because we want the same thing and at this point it's my job to take that personally
25:31and here's the shot accuracy competition featuring gasp shane hollander and ilia rosanoff the record
25:50for this event currently held by the new york admiral scott hunter is four takedowns in eight seconds
25:56die and rosanoff breaks the record there you go he's a big kid with a big shot
26:04that was something else i'll tell you that let's go shane hollander just shaved over a second off the
26:16record that ilia rosanoff just said if that isn't a good night and good luck i don't know what is
26:22good job thanks you have fun last night last night with your team get dinner get drunk oh yeah
26:35i mean i had fun but i didn't get drunk
26:37you no it was great no boring canadians no stupid americans so
26:46so what just a bunch of finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with
26:50i think i'm going to bed early tonight oh yeah
26:5622-1
27:00nice shooting rook thanks
27:08glad to see rosanoff didn't hold my record for more than a minute
27:13what do you want by the way oh i thought i was just shit talking he's an asshole right
27:19i mean yeah basically lucky me i'm in the room next door to him in the hotel
27:24hollander
27:26he's someone chasing you i'm standing in the hallway like an idiot scott hunter is right next door
27:52i mean
28:10i have no idea
28:17I don't know.
28:47Oh
29:12And you want to
29:17Oh.
29:18You're scared.
29:19I'm not scared.
29:20No, he's okay.
29:21I'm not scared.
29:22You ever touch yourself, yeah?
29:23Jesus Christ.
29:24Why?
29:25Does touching your ass make you gay?
29:26No, he's not.
29:27Because you know what else makes you gay is sucking my dick.
29:32Shut up.
29:33Shut up.
29:34Fuck.
29:35Fuck.
29:36I'm trying to say I have a thing.
29:37Okay?
29:38A thing?
29:39A dildo.
29:40What color?
29:41Fuck you.
29:42He's gay.
29:43I'm leaving.
29:44No.
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30:06No wonder, I want to fuck you.
30:16Not here.
30:18No, fucking Scott's here next door.
30:21He's hot.
30:23We should let him listen when you make him call.
30:25He'd like that one, you mean?
30:27He probably would, too.
30:29okay so next time
30:35next time yeah we'll play in montreal in two weeks yeah but um where would we where would we what
30:47me you were homeless no then we meet at your house it's an apartment
30:54hollander you are having panic attack
30:58it's just a plane to fuck
31:24i know we talked about montreal in two weeks but
31:33oh my god hollander you were so boring
31:40give me your phone
31:43you have phone
31:48give
31:50so what's my name gonna be dream
32:20what's up here nothing
32:34sure fuck you
32:39hey sorry boys no one's getting into montreal today two feet of snow
32:45it's a night off buddy it's not the end of the world
32:51here what the
32:52like whoever she is she's gonna get over
32:55hey you uh you don't want to come over to my place for dinner tonight do you what since there's no game
33:19come for dinner jackie said it's cool oh that's uh that's my wife she can throw on some steaks
33:24i'm on a macrobiotic diet
33:27buddy i don't even know what that means jackie can cook anything
33:29you okay
33:32yeah i guess
33:34hey if if you have other plans that's that's totally cool
33:37no i i want to watch you eat my disgusting food let's do it
33:41fuck yes oh my god jackie's gonna be so happy she's obsessed with being the first wag to feed you
33:45i'm gonna text her right now actually bird food only
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34:41How did you find out that...
34:43You've got to play a game?
34:45Then it was a big game.
34:47You're not going to die.
34:49You're not going to die.
34:53Okay, now I'm going to leave.
34:55You're a piece of d***.
34:57I'm going to play with Jay.
34:59You're a piece of d***.
35:01You're a piece of d***.
35:03Whoa!
35:05She's not a good one.
35:07It's a baby.
35:09It's just a baby.
35:11They have to do that.
35:13I got one, yeah.
35:15I got one.
35:17Good one.
35:19And the nominees for rookie of the year are...
35:23Shane Hollander, the Montreal metros.
35:26Vincent Lemaire, the minnesota nomads.
35:29And Elia Rosanoff, the Boston Raiders.
35:33And the rookie of the year is...
35:35I better just be ginger ale, Rook.
35:55It is, Mr. Hunter. I wouldn't indulge in front of you.
35:58Congrats, man. Thank you.
35:59What would you say if me and some of the other old fucks
36:05wanted to do some shots with the Three Rooks?
36:07Would you be into that?
36:08Fuck yes, I would.
36:09Okay. Then where's your boy Rosanoff?
36:11My what?
36:14No, I mean, not your boy.
36:16Just like it's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
36:19I just thought...
36:20I don't know where he is.
36:22We're not, like, friends or anything.
36:25No worries, man.
36:27No worries. I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
36:28Okay.
36:33Fuck yes!
36:37Okay, one more.
36:39No worries.
37:09I don't know if it's worth jumping over.
37:18What's the deal done?
37:20No, I just need some air.
37:25You're drunk.
37:26I'm not.
37:29Good for you.
37:31Big night for you.
37:33Yeah, well, you could have gotten either one of us.
37:37It went to you.
37:39So what?
37:44So you're just up here sulking because what?
37:46You couldn't take another victory lap around me?
37:48All you do is beat me.
37:51I win one stupid fucking thing.
37:52You couldn't even show your face down there.
37:54What's my deal?
37:54What was that?
37:55Not everything is about you, Hollander.
37:58So what is it then?
38:00What the fuck do you want?
38:01Nothing.
38:02I just wanted to see the view and get some air and...
38:04And what?
38:05You're just fucking view, Hollander.
38:06Check it out.
38:07Fuck.
38:09I go home in three days.
38:22Okay.
38:24Must be nice.
38:25And I guess I thought maybe we...
38:45I guess I'll see you next season.
39:05You're right.
39:19Yeah.
39:19What's the best?
39:22What the fuck are you doing?
39:40We're both in tuxedos out in the public.
39:42No one is looking for you.
39:43You don't know that.
39:52See you next season, Hollander.
40:22You don't know that.
40:52You don't know that.
41:22You don't know that.
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