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Workin' Moms - Season 1 Episode 5 - Sophie's Choice-ish
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00:00I don't know if maybe you didn't watch Charlie anymore.
00:03I think I might just have the teats, just a little drop of postpartum.
00:07I'm sorry, but what part of stand-up didn't you understand, Alice?
00:09You're hired. I'm going to go ahead and write you a prescription to do this.
00:15Kate, it's your mum. She was bit by your dog.
00:18He's a biter now, and I don't think there's any coming back from that.
00:25You're doing really, really good, Jenny.
00:27I thought you said they'd like this.
00:29Oh, she will soon.
00:31Well, I've got to hand it to you, Art.
00:32Man, these things are legit.
00:34I just took a leap, and I felt Rhoda release her bladder in response.
00:38We were one. Connected.
00:40It's awesome.
00:41This is not natural. Sorry.
00:44Maybe we should look away.
00:46I don't think I can.
00:48I'm sensing you're experiencing a disconnect with your baby.
00:53You see, I'm dialed into her frequency,
00:55while your mothering instincts have become a little clouded by the modern...
01:01Just shut up, Art.
01:04Art, I think it would be best if you collected your silks and go.
01:08You know, I'm available for home...
01:17Just get out of here!
01:19Leave.
01:20I apologize, everyone.
01:22His website looked very impressive.
01:24Hey, who doesn't love an older male mothering expert?
01:27Right?
01:28You okay, Jenny?
01:29Jenny?
01:31Maybe I'm not connected to Zoe.
01:33Hey, you're great. Seriously.
01:35Nobody says that we have to be connected to our kids all the time.
01:38Yeah, like, Charlie. Love him to death. He's my boy.
01:41But sometimes I wish he was, like, on that show The Leftovers, you know?
01:46Just taken right out of the back of my car.
01:48And then I get home, and I'm like,
01:50I know I went to the grocery store, but where's my son?
01:52And then I'm free.
01:55Ladies, the maternal bond comes in many shapes and sizes.
01:58Let's try to focus on something we can all agree on.
02:03That silk man was awful.
02:04Terrible.
02:05The worst.
02:05Yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:22Can't see that getting old.
02:24Hey, hold the door.
02:26Katie!
02:26Katie!
02:28Oh, good morning.
02:31Good morning.
02:34I've got to tell you,
02:35it's so great to have that interesting phase of yours back here again.
02:38Oh.
02:39Such an odd mouth.
02:42I missed it.
02:43Oh, well, thank you, Richard.
02:44I've got to say, it feels pretty great to be back.
02:50Hey.
02:52Hey.
02:53Hey.
02:55Hey.
02:56Hey.
02:56Hey.
02:57Hey.
02:57Hey.
02:57Hey.
02:58Hey.
02:58Hey.
03:03Rosie, how the hell are you?
03:05Your mom's on the phone?
03:07Hey.
03:07Is she whispering?
03:08Mm-hmm.
03:10Kate.
03:11Mom, what happened?
03:12I'm humiliated.
03:13He bit a child.
03:14What?
03:15Ollie bit a kid?
03:16No, Charlie.
03:17Your son bit a child.
03:19Okay, seeing as he only has a couple tiny teeth,
03:22I'm assuming the other baby survived?
03:24This is not a joke, Kate.
03:25You know Charlie's mimicking that vicious dog.
03:28Mom, it's not that big of a deal, okay?
03:30Babies, they put their mouths on everything.
03:32It's like a trademark baby move.
03:34Katie, my dear, how much more blood must be shed
03:37before you put that dog to rest?
03:39What do you mean, put to rest?
03:42I'm sorry, I meant put that dog down.
03:45I know this is not an easy thing for you,
03:48but you have got to make the choice.
03:51I will not be back in that house with that animal anymore.
03:55Mom, I'm just gonna say it,
03:56the timing of all this feels very convenient.
03:58I don't know what you mean.
04:00What I mean is that I tell you I want a new nanny,
04:03and now you want to kill my dog.
04:05Well, that would be extraordinarily petty of me, wouldn't it?
04:10Yeah, Mom, I'm coming to get Ollie, okay?
04:13So, you said you were at the park?
04:16Um, no, uh, we'll meet you at home.
04:19Yeah, okay.
04:21Will you please clear my afternoon?
04:23I have to go deal with my dog.
04:24Oh, no, is he okay?
04:25Yeah, he's fine.
04:26It's just my mom is not okay.
04:28Oh, good.
04:29I mean, not good that your mom's not okay.
04:32Good that your dog's okay.
04:34I love dogs.
04:35Yeah, me too.
04:37Gail, excellent vase.
04:41Savannah, I love that bowl.
04:44Look at those beautiful swirls inside.
04:49Oh, Frankie, you've made another ball.
04:53How smooth and dense.
04:56It feels really great in my hands.
04:59You know it will most likely explode in the kiln.
05:03Again?
05:04Don't count her out, man.
05:06No, I got faith in this one.
05:13Shh, it's okay.
05:17So, the thing about probiotics from yogurt
05:19is that it puts you more in tune with animals.
05:21Oh.
05:22That's why I can communicate with my cat.
05:23So, uh, when did you start...?
05:25She knows things.
05:27Mean nanny?
05:28Yeah, that's what we call you.
05:29Mean nanny.
05:30Hmm.
05:31I don't care.
05:32I kind of like it.
05:33I'm so excited.
05:35I've never had anything homemade.
05:37That's not true at all.
05:38And don't forget,
05:39it'll make your hair super shiny, mini me.
05:44Can I make you an heirloom cucumber salad, I'm?
05:48Nope.
05:49I'm good.
05:51That milk smells like despair, by the way.
05:53It's triggering my nausea.
05:58Mini me, my ass.
05:59You know, spinning and spinning and spinning,
06:01but she just, she won't let me in.
06:04Do you know what I mean?
06:05Yeah, this has been a very big adjustment for Giselle as well.
06:08I think it might take a little time.
06:11When's the last time that you guys had some fun together?
06:13Oh, man, Anne.
06:14I don't know.
06:15We used to be, like, theme park-level fun, you know?
06:18There is a shot named after us at our local bar.
06:22Okay?
06:23I'm not going to tell you the name of it,
06:24because Giselle thinks it's racist,
06:26but it's a good one.
06:28Anyway, super fun.
06:29That's what we were.
06:30I don't know if you can expect to be theme park-level fun right now,
06:33but, you know, there's other things.
06:36Yeah.
06:38No, you're right.
06:39You're right.
06:40Just, um...
06:42I'd think better with another one of those cheese strings.
06:49It's just that it's my last one.
06:51Oh, yeah.
06:53It's...
06:54It's just I have postpartum depression.
06:59Wow.
07:01That was smooth.
07:05Unbelievable.
07:06I will always feel a little sad
07:13When I look back on this beaten path
07:17Don't look at me like that, man.
07:20I'm not the one that bit my mom.
07:22I should have made
07:26And the ways in which I should behave
07:31Hey, hey.
07:32Hey, what's going on?
07:33I had to go pick him up.
07:35My mom refuses to be in the house with Ollie.
07:38Can I leave him here?
07:39Ooh.
07:40I'd love to, but Kabaka's allergic.
07:43Kabaka.
07:44Your assistant, who doesn't appear to be here?
07:48You want to get the phone, Nathan?
07:50What's wrong with him?
07:52What's wrong with you?
07:53How about you?
07:54How about you?
07:55I'm not gonna go back.
07:56Okay?
07:57I'm not gonna go back.
07:58I'm not gonna go back.
07:59I'm not gonna go back.
08:00Yeah, he's just at the gym. He'll be back soon.
08:02Anyway, where are you on this whole dangerous Ollie thing?
08:05Back me up here.
08:06Oh, kid, I'm sorry to say I'm with your mom on this one.
08:08What? What does that even mean?
08:09It means I think we should consider that it isn't safe to have him around if we can't trust him.
08:15He's 16 years old, and he's always had a mean streak, but now he's kind of senile.
08:21And he could be a threat to Charlie.
08:25Wow, okay.
08:26Look, I've always loved Ollie.
08:28Oh, boy.
08:30But he's always kind of in your blind spot.
08:33I'm not pushing you to do anything. I just want to be clear about that.
08:37Love you.
08:38Bye.
08:38Bye.
08:41Dougie! Can I pay?
08:43Oh, okay, real gentle. He's, uh...
08:45Uh, sorry.
08:50That kid smelled a lot like salami.
08:54Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
09:00You know, bringing your dog to lunch really limits our options here.
09:05What am I supposed to do? My mom has me in a Sophie's Choice between my dog and my son.
09:09Okay, there's not a part in this situation where Charlie nearly dies. We're talking about whether or not to put your shitty old mean dog down or not.
09:15Okay, he might be old and I'll give you mean, but I'm drawing the line of shitty.
09:18It's that best Sophie's Choice-ish.
09:20Thank you so much for taking the time, Ann. This has been remarkably helpful.
09:24Charlie's not even going to remember that dog if it's any consolation.
09:26Okay, you know what? I'm usually in for your tough bordering on cruel love, but seriously, I'm considering putting a dog down.
09:32Could you just cut me some slack, please?
09:35You're right.
09:35It's just that my nanny's gotten closer to my daughter in a week than I have in the last nine years, and now I'm being an asshole to you about your dog.
09:43Look, I'm sorry. I think I'm missing a gene.
09:48No, it's okay.
09:55Have you ever put a pet down?
09:58What do you want to know?
09:59Do I have to be in the room?
10:00You'll want to be.
10:02Do I have to give them the needle?
10:03No, they do that.
10:06What's expected of me, exactly?
10:09Just hold him.
10:10Okay.
10:11Pet him.
10:13So it's completely awful.
10:20Completely awful.
10:22But not Sophie's choice awful.
10:24You are missing a gene.
10:37Hang on.
10:37Mom.
10:38Can you hand me a towel?
10:40Oh my God, both of you.
10:41Okay, great.
10:42We have a question.
10:44And I need to be wet for this question?
10:45I can understand why you're uncomfortable, but underneath our flesh clothes, we're all just a combination of organs and matter.
10:51Yeah, okay.
10:54What?
10:55Can we have some money?
10:56Please hand me an adult-sized towel first.
11:01Mommy doesn't like her body.
11:03What?
11:04Why would you say that?
11:05Maybe because you don't treat it very well.
11:07What do you need this money for?
11:09What do you need this money for?
11:10We're building a unicorn's house.
11:13Actually, it's Pretty Corn's house.
11:15Who's Pretty Corn?
11:17Show me your horn!
11:20Oh, it's from the show.
11:21Unicorn Girls.
11:23Right.
11:23That she loves.
11:24I know.
11:25Did you know that me, Nanny, and I have the same birthday?
11:28Really?
11:28And we both meditate.
11:30Since when do you meditate?
11:31And get this, we're both left-handed.
11:34Wow.
11:36You guys have a lot in common.
11:39So, can we have some money for supplies?
11:41Yes.
11:42Yeah, it's in my purse in the kitchen on the table.
11:44Thanks, Mom.
11:45Mm-hmm.
11:46Hey, maybe later I can help you guys build that pony house.
11:49They're unicorns.
11:56Welcome to Galaxy Burger.
11:57What can I get for you today?
11:59All right, little man.
12:01This hand for hot dog, this hand for hamburger.
12:04Welcome to Galaxy Burger.
12:05What can I get for you today?
12:07Oh, yeah, just give me a sec.
12:09It's a last meal situation.
12:10He's usually really good at this.
12:12Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to pull over to the side
12:14if you're not ready to order.
12:15Wait, you know what?
12:15Fine, I'll take a hot dog and a hamburger,
12:17make them combos, give me a milk for the dog,
12:19a Coke for me, make it a Diet Coke.
12:20I'm a lady.
12:21You guys got chicken fingers?
12:23First window, please.
12:25Is that a no?
12:26Oh, eat up, all.
12:35As far as last meals go,
12:36I think your friends would be pretty jealous.
12:41Lady, that food will straight up kill your dog.
12:44There's an amazing documentary about it on Netflix.
12:47Yeah, that's not so much a concern right now,
12:49because this little guy has terminal cancer,
12:51and I'm about to put him to sleep, so thanks.
12:55That is terrible.
12:57I am so sorry.
13:00Um, stay strong.
13:03Ta-da!
13:25Come sit with me.
13:27I'm so tired.
13:29I had to walk her around the block a million times
13:32to help her to go to sleep.
13:33Okay, come sit with me.
13:35Come on.
13:36Here, sit in the back.
13:38Come on, come on, come on.
13:40Feel.
13:41You got enough room?
13:43Okay, feel the power of this wet clay.
13:46It's as close as you're going to feel
13:47to being God or a salamander.
13:50You're cool, I'm so cool.
13:52Frankie, no.
13:54Pottery is your thing to help you get better.
13:57Yeah, but come on, Chi, let's create as one.
14:00I said no.
14:01I'm tired.
14:03I'm not in the mood to try to recreate
14:05the most impractical sex scene in history.
14:08But you love ghosts.
14:09I love to watch the movie Ghost,
14:11not be in the movie Ghost.
14:15Want to watch it together?
14:17No, we're supposed to do something fun together.
14:19We always watch stuff.
14:22Come on, you are...
14:23Seriously, seriously, you are going to love it.
14:25Just hold it there.
14:26Oh, Frankie.
14:26No, no, you're going to love it.
14:28You've got to feel it.
14:28Frankie, I'm going to take a bath, alone.
14:49You know what?
14:54You know what?
14:54You know what?
14:55Ow!
14:56Hey, not helpful, Ollie.
14:58Ow!
14:59Hey!
15:01Jesus!
15:05My goodness!
15:07Is that Oliver?
15:08We haven't seen him in such a long time.
15:11And you're...
15:12Uh, Kate Foster?
15:13I've been coming here over a decade.
15:15Oh, yes, of course.
15:17Oliver's mumsy.
15:19Wow, it has been a long time.
15:21When's the last time he got his little teeth cleaned?
15:23Oh, um, well, it's been a while,
15:26but that's actually not why we're...
15:27Looks like October 19th.
15:30And he needs all of his shots.
15:32You're just way overdue with you.
15:36Yeah, sorry.
15:36It's just, I have a kid now.
15:38Well, Oliver is your kid.
15:39So, should we get him up to date on everything?
15:45Poor little guy.
15:56Oh, God.
15:59You still awake?
15:59I need to fire a mean nanny.
16:01What?
16:01Come on, why?
16:04She's so great with Alice.
16:05There's such a thing as too great.
16:06I think she's neglecting her other duties
16:08to be best friends with our kid.
16:10Uh, I'm gonna have to disagree with you.
16:12I mean, if anything,
16:12Alice has become more helpful around the house.
16:16She's pitching in more,
16:17and they've become friends on top of it.
16:19I want to be Alice's friend.
16:20That little asshole.
16:22Oh, man.
16:23You're friends.
16:25No.
16:26Remember when they were little
16:27and they used to just love us no matter what?
16:30Even when we made mistakes.
16:31I'm loving the Anne that I'm seeing here right now.
16:40Wait, are you crying?
16:41No.
16:42But I'm getting there
16:43because you are a steal
16:44and nothing gets to you.
16:47And this isn't about me, nanny.
16:48This is about you having an opportunity
16:50to connect with your daughter in your own way.
16:53I'm just not an ooey gooey mom.
16:56No.
16:56No.
16:57No, you know,
16:58I was like sweet, sensitive,
17:00kind of bubbly, effervescent moms
17:02who's always giggling.
17:03Okay, easy.
17:03But you're a great mom.
17:05You're our rock.
17:07I mean, nobody is better equipped
17:08to bond like hell
17:09with our daughter than you.
17:12You know who else I want to bond with?
17:15Joyce.
17:16Who the fuck is Joyce?
17:17What's the name of the, uh,
17:18like, woman you liked at the PTA?
17:20You said she had nice hair.
17:21You said she liked your bangs
17:23and you wanted to take your bangs?
17:25Okay, who?
17:25You, you idiot.
17:27Oh.
17:28Yes.
17:29Oh.
17:55You're a good girl, Katie.
18:00Yes, you are.
18:01What is love
18:03But a constant struggle
18:06Watch the rest.
18:10What's the heart
18:11But the pounding
18:13What are we
18:19When the tide is sinking
18:22What is fate
18:26I don't know
18:28How's he adjusting?
18:30You guys look like two peas in a pod.
18:32Oh my god
18:35Oh my god
18:35Rosie, are you okay?
18:37Well
18:37Ollie actually bit me yesterday
18:39On the face
18:40It was pretty bad
18:41Um
18:41It was like
18:42He wanted to eat me
18:44I am so sorry
18:45I am so sorry
18:46Is that blood?
18:47It's my fault
18:49Did you have him
18:51Put down?
18:54Of course not
18:55Why would I put him down
18:57Just because he bit me?
18:58It's a horrible thing
19:00But did you
19:01Um
19:01Maybe feed him
19:02A whole family
19:03Of hot dogs
19:04Or
19:05There was an incident
19:06In my dad's astro van
19:07And it turns out
19:07It's pretty expensive
19:09To get it pressure washed
19:10On the inside
19:10Of course
19:12I will cover
19:13That
19:14Thank you
19:15Claudia's alive
19:16And it was a double dog
19:18And a milkshake
19:22Yeah
19:22Couple fries
19:26Five, four, three, two, one
19:29Let's go
19:30Five, four, three, two, one
19:34Let's go
19:35Primer says you must be braver
19:40Time to choose a different flavor
19:44Something juicy laced with danger
19:48Five, four, three, two, one
19:51Let's go
19:52We need nothing
19:55Cause we got fame
19:57Diamonds, lambos
19:59And platinum
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