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00:00:00Und overcompensating.
00:00:01This is Slutslayer Berlin.
00:00:02So fun, right?
00:00:03Peter thinks we're a thing, so like, that could help you get in.
00:00:05Hey.
00:00:06This is yours to lose.
00:00:08I'm working the Charlie concert this week.
00:00:10We don't work the shows.
00:00:11We watch them.
00:00:12I happen to have a spare ticket Charlie tonight.
00:00:14Let me hear you fucking scream!
00:00:17I underestimated you.
00:00:18Come back to my bus for a drink.
00:00:19Yo, you hear about Hawksworth?
00:00:20Dude's hit his peak.
00:00:23Hey, Miles.
00:00:24Hey.
00:00:30Um, I'll be right back.
00:00:40Oh, yeah.
00:00:41Yeah.
00:00:52Oh.
00:01:00Oh my!
00:01:01Fuck!
00:01:16You good?
00:01:17Uh, yes!
00:01:18One sec.
00:01:22Hey.
00:01:23Hi.
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:31Um.
00:01:36Actually, I think I burnt my pussy off in your bathroom.
00:01:39What?
00:01:40So, I'm minty fresh, but not open for business.
00:01:44Oh, shit.
00:01:45Okay.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:52Oh my god.
00:01:57Oh.
00:01:58Oh.
00:01:59Oh, fuck.
00:02:00Oh my god.
00:02:01Oh my god.
00:02:03Oh.
00:02:04Oh, fuck.
00:02:05Oh.
00:02:06Ugh.
00:02:07Ugh.
00:02:08Fuck.
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:15Uh.
00:02:16Thank you.
00:02:17You're welcome.
00:02:18Uh.
00:02:19Uh.
00:02:20Are you sure you don't...
00:02:21want me to...
00:02:23Oh, you're sweet.
00:02:24No, I'm...
00:02:25I'm fine.
00:02:26Cool.
00:02:27Yeah.
00:02:28I usually don't come that fast, by the way.
00:02:30Oh, cool.
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:34Okay, I guess I'm gonna go.
00:02:37Alright.
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:42So, that's later?
00:02:43Yeah, you playing?
00:02:44Yeah.
00:02:45Oh, shit.
00:02:46Are you any good?
00:02:47Are you kidding?
00:02:50Okay, okay, wait a minute.
00:02:51I think she deserves to live.
00:02:53Oh, a feminist.
00:02:54Yeah, that's powerful.
00:02:59Don't let your emotions get the best of you.
00:03:01What do you do?
00:03:02The whores must die.
00:03:11Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:03:13Yeah.
00:03:14Okay, cool.
00:03:15Alright.
00:03:16Um.
00:03:18Probably shouldn't mention any of this to Benny.
00:03:22Oh, really?
00:03:24Yeah, he and I are kind of in a weird place right now anyway.
00:03:27Okay, good.
00:03:28Or, not good, but cool.
00:03:30Um.
00:03:32I guess.
00:03:35Night.
00:03:36Tatiana.
00:03:38Night.
00:03:39Demon X.
00:03:40Oh, okay.
00:03:41I got you.
00:03:42Kill her.
00:03:43Kill her now.
00:03:44What are you doing?
00:03:45Oh, my God.
00:03:46Why am I playing so bad?
00:03:47Four on the floor.
00:03:48Four on the floor.
00:03:49Four on the floor.
00:03:50Four on the floor.
00:03:51Oh, yeah.
00:03:52Way to kill that slut.
00:03:53That's a dead slut.
00:03:54Are we allowed to be in here?
00:03:55Are we allowed to be in here?
00:03:56We have to be really quiet.
00:03:57We have to be really quiet.
00:03:58Oh, my God.
00:03:59Oh, my God.
00:04:00Oh, my God.
00:04:01Oh, my God.
00:04:02We have to be in here.
00:04:03We have to be really quiet.
00:04:04Oh, my God.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:07I got you.
00:04:08Kill her.
00:04:09Kill her now.
00:04:10What are you doing?
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:12Why am I playing so bad?
00:04:13Four on the floor.
00:04:14Four on the floor.
00:04:15Oh, yeah.
00:04:16Way to kill that slut.
00:04:17That's a dead slut.
00:04:19Kai?
00:04:20Yes.
00:04:21Yeah.
00:04:22I just want to be okay.
00:04:23Let's have to be in here.
00:04:24We have to be really quiet.
00:04:37My God.
00:04:38I can't believe this is happening.
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:46Oh mein Gott.
00:05:16Oh!
00:05:18What the fuck?
00:05:22What the fuck?
00:05:24And pause.
00:05:26As is customary,
00:05:28every time someone has sex,
00:05:30they die.
00:05:32The irony is that even in the most violent films,
00:05:35there is a strict puritanical morality.
00:05:37The sinner must be punished.
00:05:39Go for it.
00:05:41Whoa!
00:05:42And you will get killed.
00:05:44And it is your own fault.
00:05:46I actually made a little micro-budget about this.
00:05:48Big nod to Wes Craven
00:05:50in a short with my ex-fiancee,
00:05:52and it was awarded a Vimeo staff pick.
00:05:59Well, okay then.
00:06:01Submit your final proposals for the film festival
00:06:04because we are less than two months away.
00:06:07It actually took my ex-fiancee and I nine years to make that short,
00:06:11so I hope you've already been thinking about it.
00:06:13I've been thinking about it.
00:06:15Oh my god, yeah, of course.
00:06:17I accept.
00:06:18Thank you so much.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22Okay.
00:06:23Bye.
00:06:24Who the fuck was that?
00:06:26That was Charlie XCX's record label.
00:06:28I got a job next semester.
00:06:29Job?
00:06:30Yeah, I'm gonna be the campus ambassador,
00:06:32so like promoting their new talent with students.
00:06:35How did you get that?
00:06:36I want it.
00:06:37Well, after the Charlie concert, her team told me about it,
00:06:39so then I applied, and I got it.
00:06:41I've never applied for anything.
00:06:43How did you get into the school?
00:06:44How much do you make?
00:06:45Oh, it's unpaid.
00:06:46I'm just doing it for the contacts.
00:06:48I want contacts.
00:06:49Well, now that you're BFS with Charlie XCX,
00:06:51I guess you won't have time for us.
00:06:52Oh my god, no.
00:06:53You're going to the chem house Halloween party on Friday, right?
00:06:55Of course, yeah.
00:06:56Peter and I are actually doing a couples costume.
00:06:58Aw, that's like cute for you.
00:07:00Yeah, Gatsby and Daisy Buchanan.
00:07:02I love that movie.
00:07:04Leah taught me a lot about climate change.
00:07:06Who surprised Peter even has time for a couples costume?
00:07:08It's F&G Deliberations this week,
00:07:10and it's like total hoopla for him.
00:07:12Well, he can take a break.
00:07:13Yeah, of course.
00:07:14It's kind of like your last year to do it, right?
00:07:16After all, he graduates, and then it's just you, girl.
00:07:21Yeah, I should probably just go and get our costumes.
00:07:24Aren't you guys cold?
00:07:26You know what they say.
00:07:27Till the last leaf falls.
00:07:29Flip.
00:07:32So basically...
00:07:33So what's the deal?
00:07:34You don't hang out with Bento anymore?
00:07:35Uh, no.
00:07:36Not as much.
00:07:37We're making new friends.
00:07:40Am I your new friend?
00:07:42We're not friends.
00:07:45Oh, fucking cold.
00:07:47You know you spend every night on live with a girl,
00:07:50and she won't even have the decency to friendzone you.
00:07:54When are you queers gonna buttfuck?
00:07:56Die!
00:07:57Blocking you, freak.
00:07:58Uh, I thought it was just us, Carmen.
00:08:01Here, my name is Tapiana Del Rey.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:05And I can't wait to get interviewed about Terry 6969,
00:08:07and get asked if we knew he'd kill people one day.
00:08:10Because he'll probably be an incel that kills people?
00:08:19Peter?
00:08:20Uh, just a second, Terry.
00:08:22I got the costumes.
00:08:23Hey!
00:08:24All right, you can just set it there and talk later.
00:08:26I can set it there.
00:08:27Are you dismissing me?
00:08:28Because I spent all morning in a costume rental shop.
00:08:30And it smelled really bad in there.
00:08:33I feel like you should know that.
00:08:35You wanted to do it too.
00:08:36Because you wanted to.
00:08:37Because you wanted me to want to.
00:08:39You're the one who said you have an anxious attachment style.
00:08:41I do.
00:08:42And thank you for remembering.
00:08:43But I would never agree to do a drop waist flapper dress if it wasn't important to you.
00:08:47Because you get to wear a three piece suit and I'm going to be at a chem house party looking like a fridge.
00:08:54Also, I thought you were super busy all week with flesh and gold deliberations, but here you are playing video games.
00:09:02You know what?
00:09:03You can go to the chem house party without makes them not going.
00:09:06We have to go together or the costumes won't make sense.
00:09:09Daisy needs Gatsby for context.
00:09:11Daisy needs Gatsby for context?
00:09:12That's why you want to go to the party together?
00:09:15Oh my god!
00:09:16Everything I do at this school revolves around you.
00:09:19I had a threesome for you.
00:09:20I literally do your homework for you.
00:09:22I almost quit the Charlie concert for you.
00:09:24Who?
00:09:25XCX!
00:09:26Oh my god!
00:09:27Do you even hear me when I talk?
00:09:28Well, I didn't quit the concert and I got a job.
00:09:30So maybe I'm better without you.
00:09:32Well, you have a short fucking memory if you think that's true.
00:09:34Actually, I have a great memory.
00:09:36Which is why I know it's true.
00:09:38I don't think we should be together.
00:09:39So have fun at the party and good luck learning how to tie a tie.
00:09:45Grace!
00:09:46Don't!
00:09:47Final film project.
00:09:48It's a documentary on the start of Flesh and Gold, but with a Kid Cudi score.
00:09:53Benny, I don't know if we want to know those secrets.
00:09:54And that's valid, actually.
00:09:55Okay, let me just, um...
00:09:56What if I don't get in?
00:09:57What if I don't get in?
00:09:58You know, if anything, maybe it will give you a break from me.
00:09:59Don't need one.
00:10:00You say that now.
00:10:01What are you doing for Hela Weekend?
00:10:02A Hela Weekend?
00:10:03Oh, my God.
00:10:04Oh my God.
00:10:05Oh, my God.
00:10:06It's a documentary on the start of Flesh and Gold, but with a Kid Cudi score.
00:10:11Benny, I don't know if we want to know those secrets.
00:10:13And that's valid, actually.
00:10:14Okay, let me just, um...
00:10:16What if I don't get in?
00:10:18What if I don't get in?
00:10:19No, if anything, maybe it will give you a break from me.
00:10:22I don't need one.
00:10:24You say that now.
00:10:25What are you doing for Halloweekend?
00:10:28Halloweekend?
00:10:29Halloweekend, okay.
00:10:31Hearing a grown man say Halloweekend.
00:10:33Fuck you, okay.
00:10:35Sorry, what are you doing for Halloween?
00:10:37Dude, the chem majors throw the craziest Halloweekend party every year.
00:10:43And my stepbrother says that they serve this drug drink thing and could get costumes on Friday.
00:10:48Yeah.
00:10:50Like, we go together to get costumes or is it matching?
00:10:55Either way.
00:10:57Yeah, um, I have a econo term, but yeah, I, yeah.
00:11:03Sounds good.
00:11:05I'll get the private dance suite, you get the gun owner safe.
00:11:10What are you doing?
00:11:11You killed me.
00:11:13What the fuck?
00:11:14Oh, shit.
00:11:15My bad.
00:11:17Are you okay?
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:19No, yeah, absolutely.
00:11:22You sure?
00:11:23You, uh, you heard what happened yesterday, didn't you?
00:11:28Only the beginning.
00:11:30Through, through the end.
00:11:32Hasn't really been my year.
00:11:34Are you joking?
00:11:35Nah, I'm just, I'm telling it like it is.
00:11:38I'm fucked.
00:11:38Bullshit.
00:11:39You're the goddamn keeper.
00:11:40I got keeper out of pity.
00:11:43The other guys, uh, they know that I don't have a job after school.
00:11:50And Grace, well, you know.
00:11:56Hey, would you, uh, would you come over?
00:11:59What would we do if I came over?
00:12:06You would come?
00:12:09I would come?
00:12:11Or I would come?
00:12:14You would come.
00:12:17Now, give that slut a Cleveland steamer.
00:12:20What the fuck?
00:12:21Jesus Christ, Terry!
00:12:23Where are your parents?
00:12:24Always been a little bit fast and wild.
00:12:30Mama always said I was a problem child.
00:12:35I'm just living life until the day I die.
00:12:38It's all I know.
00:12:40It's how I roll.
00:12:44I party.
00:12:46Get naughty.
00:12:49I'll always tell myself.
00:12:50Okay, so a Cleveland steamer is a sex act involving defecating on someone's chest,
00:12:58then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller.
00:13:03Terry ultimately will be killing people one day.
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:13Are you okay?
00:13:20Peter?
00:13:36Demon X?
00:13:37Tatiana here.
00:13:39You there?
00:13:39What are you doing?
00:13:40Um, yeah, I'm here.
00:13:44So what's the problem?
00:13:45Some dicks gave you a culturally insensitive mask out of pity?
00:13:49So what?
00:13:51And you will find another job.
00:13:53And until then, your parents are rich.
00:13:57Who said my parents are rich?
00:13:59Your face.
00:14:01Your face says your parents are rich.
00:14:02My parents are teachers at the all-boys school I went to.
00:14:09They are not rich.
00:14:12Well, who cares?
00:14:14Everyone.
00:14:17Me.
00:14:20I don't.
00:14:21What do your parents do?
00:14:27Grieve.
00:14:30And avoid me.
00:14:34I'm kind of like Tatiana in that way.
00:14:36An orphan.
00:14:37An orphan with big tits.
00:14:39You're really special.
00:14:54So are you.
00:15:00Ooh, Halloween.
00:15:03Scary night full of fright.
00:15:06Thanks for coming with me.
00:15:08Of course.
00:15:09Hey, Lee.
00:15:11What?
00:15:12I'm so sorry for being such a shitty roommate, a shitty friend.
00:15:16I...
00:15:17Herman, I forgive you.
00:15:18I can't stay mad at you.
00:15:20Also, you, like, awakened something in me.
00:15:21What did I awaken?
00:15:23After my disciplinary board meeting, I realized it's official.
00:15:26I'm in my bad girl era.
00:15:28What were you in before?
00:15:29I literally played all the things by the rules.
00:15:31I did exactly what I was needed to do all the time and what came of it.
00:15:34You being a bad friend to me, no can at Campus Couture,
00:15:36I haven't found my one true love,
00:15:37Charlie XCX didn't even hang out with me,
00:15:39even though I know she would have fucked with my vibe.
00:15:40Like, I'm done playing nice.
00:15:41I'm going fucking ape shit on these whores.
00:15:44What?
00:15:45You live in a college town.
00:15:47Why do you bring your toddler around?
00:15:48No offense to you.
00:15:49See what I mean?
00:15:50Well, Haley can't come to the phone right now.
00:15:51Are you sick?
00:15:54Look, if you think a couple swollen lymph nodes,
00:15:57a pesky little rash, and a fever
00:15:58is going to, like, stop me from having the best Halloween weekend ever,
00:16:00you don't know me at all.
00:16:01Terry 6969 and I are waiting for you, Tatiana.
00:16:09It's perfect.
00:16:12This one's on the house.
00:16:14Haha, see you tonight at Chem House?
00:16:16Terry, do you arrest me again, bitch?
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:21I know that look.
00:16:23Name names.
00:16:23What?
00:16:25His chicken carmigiano got the dish
00:16:27he's been eating all alongo.
00:16:29Say when.
00:16:30Say when.
00:16:31It's a secret.
00:16:32I love secrets.
00:16:32Tell me now.
00:16:33You owe me.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:35Um.
00:16:36Okay.
00:16:38You son!
00:16:39Fucking son!
00:16:40You son!
00:16:41Grace kind of ended it, so...
00:16:42Bad girl!
00:16:43Bad girl!
00:16:44You're worse than me.
00:16:45Honestly, he's so nice, though.
00:16:47Like, even after he comes.
00:16:49Boys are never nice after they come.
00:16:50I know.
00:16:52It's official.
00:16:53We have to get the perfect costume
00:16:54for you to seal the deal.
00:16:55Oh, my God.
00:16:55I don't...
00:16:56I don't know what...
00:16:57Carmen!
00:16:58Okay.
00:17:00I do have this one idea.
00:17:02I'm so glad he's with you instead of Grace.
00:17:03That girl's, like, hanging out at the funeral.
00:17:17Oh, my God.
00:17:18Oh, fuck.
00:17:19We were supposed to get costumes.
00:17:20Sorry.
00:17:21It's okay.
00:17:21I sorted it out.
00:17:26Oh, um...
00:17:27Uh, Davy Crockett?
00:17:30Leveson Clark.
00:17:31Like, from the woods, remember?
00:17:34Yeah.
00:17:35Yeah, I remember.
00:17:36Um.
00:17:37Love it.
00:17:38So good.
00:17:39I will let you get back to work.
00:17:41Head down, focus up,
00:17:42and I will pick you up later.
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:50Lewis and Clark.
00:17:55He took care of me when I was sick.
00:17:56He asked to hang out literally every single day.
00:17:59Sometimes I catch him looking at me,
00:18:00and it's just, like, a little bit too long.
00:18:02You know what I mean?
00:18:02And he remembered Lewis and Clark,
00:18:04which is, like, that is a deep cut.
00:18:06So I think I'm safe to do it.
00:18:10Do what, Benny?
00:18:11I'm going to go for it.
00:18:13With Miles.
00:18:15Tonight.
00:18:16You should.
00:18:17I mean, he got you guys couples costumes.
00:18:19Exactly.
00:18:20Like, who does that?
00:18:21So fucking cute.
00:18:23And when you say go for it,
00:18:24do you mean, like,
00:18:25dick and ass or kissing?
00:18:27Uh, just kissing.
00:18:29Wait a second.
00:18:29Have you ever kissed a guy before?
00:18:34Nope.
00:18:35Never.
00:18:36Well,
00:18:37Halloween weekend is the perfect time.
00:18:38Yeah.
00:18:40Fuck it.
00:18:41I'm going to do it.
00:18:43And if you guys are together,
00:18:45it's, like, not that gay, right?
00:18:47Because he isn't out yet.
00:18:48So it's more like a one-time thing,
00:18:50just, like,
00:18:51feelings and stuff.
00:18:53Exactly.
00:18:54I'm so proud of you, Benny.
00:18:56Thanks, Megan Fox.
00:18:57I cannot wait to watch you two fuck later.
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:02Totally.
00:19:08Fuck me.
00:19:09It is brilliant.
00:19:11It's something.
00:19:12Shall we?
00:19:13Lead the way, Lewis.
00:19:18Hi.
00:19:22Hi.
00:19:23I'm Grace.
00:19:24I'm Mamie's friend.
00:19:25She lives here, right?
00:19:26I always get confused with off-campus housing.
00:19:28Yeah.
00:19:29Uh, happy Halloween.
00:19:30I love your Michael Myers costume.
00:19:32What costume?
00:19:33Grace?
00:19:34Hey!
00:19:37I missed you.
00:19:38Thank you.
00:19:40So, you invited someone named Grace.
00:19:43I like your hair, by the way.
00:19:47Oh, this is a wig.
00:19:49I'm Alice Cullen from Twilight.
00:19:51Yeah, we always dress up as Twilight characters every year.
00:19:56I've never seen it.
00:19:57Never seen Twilight?
00:19:59Our past?
00:20:00Kristen Stewart?
00:20:05Did she just...
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:08Grace, this is my girlfriend, Ronnie.
00:20:10Girlfriend?
00:20:11Cool.
00:20:11Cool.
00:20:11Cool.
00:20:11Cool.
00:20:11Cool.
00:20:11Cool.
00:20:12Cool.
00:20:13I feel seen.
00:20:16Grace, would you like something to drink?
00:20:17A shot of vodka with a cranberry chaser.
00:20:20We have orange wine.
00:20:22Cool.
00:20:22I didn't even know they made wine in orange.
00:20:28Grace, what are you doing here?
00:20:31I broke up with Peter, and it's Halloween weekend, so I thought we could celebrate.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:34Well, I'm having a dinner party, obviously, with my lover and her coven.
00:20:39It's what adults do.
00:20:40I just thought, since it's your favorite holiday, and it's tradition, that we could hang out.
00:20:46Well, I grew up.
00:20:48Yeah.
00:20:50And you're seeing someone?
00:20:51That's great.
00:20:53I'm partnered.
00:20:54I love that.
00:20:55When did that start?
00:20:56You know, Grace, my life has moved on since you became a senator's wife.
00:20:59But cool for you for finally dumping Peter.
00:21:05But I had plans tonight.
00:21:07Okay.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08This was a stupid idea.
00:21:10Babe?
00:21:11Can you come in here?
00:21:12I love you.
00:21:13How long did Alice and Roman say to simmer these clams?
00:21:19It doesn't look right.
00:21:21No, it looks great.
00:21:22It fucked it up.
00:21:23It does.
00:21:24Everything I try goes to shit.
00:21:29Dirty.
00:21:31Hi, Kevin.
00:21:32Hi, Connor.
00:21:34Hi, Sabrina.
00:21:37How do you know all these people?
00:21:39Karen, I'm a biochem major.
00:21:40What?
00:21:41I know, and I fucked the curve for everyone on the Oregon midterm, so I have a huge target
00:21:45on my back.
00:21:46Do you want me to cook, okay?
00:21:48Carmen, you look incredible.
00:21:49Wait, give me a kiss.
00:21:51No, really, you're sick.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:53Fine.
00:21:54Let's go get you seen.
00:21:56Hey!
00:21:57Yeah!
00:21:57Yo, what did the chemqueers put in the drink last year?
00:22:00I think it was meth.
00:22:01This year it's Molly and Melitone.
00:22:03I'm a penis.
00:22:04Yes!
00:22:05Fuck it out of here!
00:22:06Get in beer.
00:22:06I just think I'm an idiot.
00:22:07Too bad.
00:22:11Oh, I'm going to be right back.
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:18Thank you.
00:22:22Tatiana!
00:22:24It's Xtina.
00:22:25I know.
00:22:27I was talking to Carmen.
00:22:28It's a video game.
00:22:29I literally can't let you're in.
00:22:32Who are you?
00:22:33Is this what you were to school in Iowa?
00:22:35You know we don't have schools.
00:22:36I'm on it.
00:22:39I've got it.
00:22:40I'm on it.
00:22:41I'm on it.
00:22:41I'm on it.
00:22:42I'm on it.
00:22:44I'm on it.
00:22:44I'm on it.
00:22:46I've got it.
00:22:48I'm on it.
00:22:49I'm on it.
00:22:55Grace?
00:22:56Oh.
00:22:57Hey, girlies.
00:22:58Daisy is blonde in the movie.
00:23:00I hate blonde erasure, Grace.
00:23:02Oh, this isn't my Daisy costume.
00:23:04Then what are you?
00:23:05Shakespeare?
00:23:05Wonka.
00:23:06My Aunt Susan.
00:23:08Are you going to Chem House?
00:23:10I'm not sure yet.
00:23:11You're going.
00:23:12What else would you have to do?
00:23:14Spend Hallow weekend alone?
00:23:15Because of your Velma hair?
00:23:17Peter is there, Grace.
00:23:20You guys look amazing.
00:23:22Is it like a group costume?
00:23:24Or blue collar?
00:23:25Butt sex.
00:23:27Butt sex.
00:23:29No thanks.
00:23:30Have a happy Hallow weekend, Grace.
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:35Say em.
00:23:48Kiss me.
00:23:54Oh, here it is.
00:23:55I'm good.
00:23:56I'm so glad that we met.
00:24:11Me too.
00:24:13I just actually fucking love you, dude.
00:24:17Me too.
00:24:19Oh, here it is.
00:24:24Because we are alive, and you're feeling you will never be alone again.
00:24:32Can't let go together, together, together, and tomorrow, because we are now again.
00:24:38I'm so glad we met.
00:24:39Because we are alive.
00:24:40Fennibolt!
00:24:42Ja!
00:24:44Okay!
00:24:46Ja!
00:25:00W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!
00:25:04To the great light in you, old sport.
00:25:08I'm Great Gatsby.
00:25:10Oh no, I know.
00:25:12Have you read it?
00:25:14For me personally, it's gotta be like top bone.
00:25:18Um, yeah, it's like saying your favorite band is the Beatles.
00:25:22They are!
00:25:26Should we, uh, find the bathroom, Tatiana?
00:25:34Hi!
00:25:42Boy Scout?
00:25:44Oh, I was one too.
00:25:46No, I'm and Clark.
00:25:48Oh, uh, Miles is Lewis.
00:25:50It's like Lewis and Clark.
00:25:52Aww, like a couple's costume?
00:25:54Um...
00:25:56I didn't know you had an M.O.
00:25:58Oh, George!
00:26:00Let's go Vogue.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:04Oh, okay.
00:26:10Oh, uh, my grandma loves your music.
00:26:12She probably want you to kiss me.
00:26:14Should we, um, should we get back out there?
00:26:28Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.
00:26:30If you want.
00:26:31I'll leave first and then no one will see us.
00:26:34Oh.
00:26:35People don't really know that me and Grace are off right now.
00:26:39Oh.
00:26:40Oh, totally.
00:26:41Cool.
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43Cool.
00:26:44All right.
00:26:46Yeah, I'm gonna go.
00:26:48All right.
00:26:50All right.
00:27:01Oh, my God!
00:27:02That's a perfect Tatiana Rabinovich costume.
00:27:04I want it.
00:27:05What the fuck is that?
00:27:06Slut player, it's a video game.
00:27:07How do you know what that is?
00:27:08I watch guys stream on Twitch all the time.
00:27:09It gets me off.
00:27:10I want to get off.
00:27:11I want to get off.
00:27:19Oh, no!
00:27:20That's my number one.
00:27:21That's my number one.
00:27:22I'll think about you.
00:27:23Old sport.
00:27:24Old sport.
00:27:25I'll think about you.
00:27:26I'll think about you.
00:27:27So...
00:27:28You just got that thing.
00:27:30I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you, I like, I like everything about you, I like, I like everything about you.
00:27:36Hello, old Squirt.
00:27:43I belong to you.
00:27:49Don't you hold me back, cause I know when I know I don't wanna be alone.
00:27:53Don't you hold me back, cause I know when I know I wanna go.
00:27:57Oh, ich bin so nett!
00:28:04Oh, ich bin so nett!
00:28:06Kann ich etwas fragen?
00:28:08Ja!
00:28:09Ja?
00:28:10Ist dein Junge noch nicht so aus?
00:28:14Ja, ja!
00:28:15Er ist Syracuse.
00:28:17Cool.
00:28:18Sehr cool, sehr cool!
00:28:19Oh, würde es okay sein,
00:28:22wenn wir zurückgekommen?
00:28:25Ich bin so gespannt,
00:28:27um...
00:28:28...zuze die Rune.
00:28:30Oh mein Gott!
00:28:31Um...
00:28:32Ja!
00:28:36Oh, shit!
00:28:37Ich bin immer noch ein paar Mal,
00:28:38ich bin sehr gut.
00:28:39Kann ich?
00:28:42Ja!
00:28:43Ja!
00:28:44Ja, ja.
00:28:47Ich bin der Bestes.
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00:31:30Never.
00:31:31Well, then there you go.
00:31:32Let's find a guy for you to kiss and see if you like him.
00:31:34No, but Miles is the guy I want to kiss.
00:31:38Although I am dressed like a slutty Boy Scout and his idea, by the way, and nothing, so
00:31:44safe to assume I'm not his type.
00:31:47Okay, well, good news on that bad news?
00:31:49Benny, I'm your girl.
00:31:51As someone that's had to get over many a guy that was not interested, trust me, hooking
00:31:55up with someone is the second step.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58What's the first?
00:31:59Denial.
00:32:05So whatever happened with Miles?
00:32:06Gone.
00:32:07Done.
00:32:08Dead to us.
00:32:09I want that.
00:32:10Give me that.
00:32:11You're in good hands with me, Benny.
00:32:13I'm kind of a professional.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:15You're going to kiss a guy.
00:32:17Maybe.
00:32:19Okay, well, um, I better go.
00:32:22I'm sorry.
00:32:27Thank you, Carmen.
00:32:28Of course.
00:32:31Wait, we didn't talk about your stuff.
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:35Oh, oh my God.
00:32:36No, it's so not important.
00:32:38No, what's going on?
00:32:39Nothing.
00:32:40Nothing.
00:32:41Truly.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:43Yo, can you talk?
00:32:53Being an ally to a gay guy who you sort of hooked up with once, but just came out to you.
00:33:12And I will...
00:33:18Text me when you get home.
00:33:19Yeah.
00:33:19Yeah.
00:33:20Yeah.
00:33:20Talk shortly.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Perfect timing, Benny.
00:33:27Thanks for letting us, you know.
00:33:33Yeah, man.
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:34All good.
00:33:35Do you want to chill later?
00:33:37I was kind of thinking of some film festival ideas and...
00:33:39Definitely.
00:33:40Cool.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:41Sweet.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42See you o'clock.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:12Okay.
00:34:12Okay.
00:34:13Yo, you whack off into condoms too?
00:34:43Hi, Professor. I don't know if I belong in the business program. I just feel like I'm really, really bad at it.
00:34:54Oh?
00:34:55This is my first B, like, ever. So I think it's a good sign that I should drop.
00:35:02Oh. Listen, a B is good. Over half these students would literally pay for a B. Some of their parents even tried.
00:35:13Is there something else going on?
00:35:17No.
00:35:19No.
00:35:22I don't care.
00:35:24Hi. There's my GBF.
00:35:27What?
00:35:28Okay, best friend.
00:35:29Oh.
00:35:30Okay, I've been doing some extensive research, and I'm not gonna let you go over to some guy's place and only be prepared for a kiss.
00:35:35When there's a chance, you will probably want to do more, and he almost definitely will. Okay?
00:35:40So we have work to do, Gaby.
00:35:43Gaby?
00:35:44Gay baby. Okay, we have a lot to cover if you're gonna pop your homo kiss cherry. And I think the most obvious first, uh, thing...
00:35:53Douching your butthole.
00:35:55Okay.
00:35:56That's the first thing.
00:35:57Mm-hmm.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:02Let's go, Benny.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:04Are you ready?
00:36:05No.
00:36:06I am with you all the way.
00:36:08Okay.
00:36:09Pref's barest twinks.
00:36:11I don't know, um...
00:36:13Hailey's not gonna walk in on this, right?
00:36:15No, she's mono.
00:36:16I heard that's going around, it's like really bad.
00:36:18Okay, well, she's patient zero, she knew she had it, and she'd give it to ten guys at the Halloween party.
00:36:22Love wins.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:25Top or bottom?
00:36:26I don't know yet.
00:36:27It's verse.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:29Daddy or boy?
00:36:30It feels really weird to say boy, so...
00:36:33Daddy.
00:36:35Perfect.
00:36:36We're in.
00:36:37Swipe.
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:39Oh my god, it's fucking George.
00:36:41No, fucking delete that right now.
00:36:42Right now.
00:36:43Okay, okay.
00:36:44It's not funny.
00:36:45Bossy bottom.
00:36:46Why don't we put you on Grindr?
00:36:47On incognito mode, you don't even have to put a photo.
00:36:49It's good for dipping your toes in.
00:36:51How do you know all this?
00:36:52I couldn't sleep last night and just needed something to focus on.
00:36:57Benny, I'm a fat cat now.
00:37:00I don't think you can say that.
00:37:02Come on, flex.
00:37:03Flex.
00:37:04Your nipples.
00:37:05They're not gonna swipe for soft nipples, Benny.
00:37:07This is right.
00:37:08This is when the gays invented the parade.
00:37:10Then I need to get you angel wings, tube socks, and a harness.
00:37:13Poppers.
00:37:14No, no, no.
00:37:15No one's gonna know you're gay with that walk.
00:37:16You got a signal.
00:37:17Gay signal.
00:37:18Gay signal.
00:37:19It's in the neck.
00:37:20It's in the hips.
00:37:21She was really good.
00:37:22Fuck loss, Matthews.
00:37:23Sashay away.
00:37:24Sashay away.
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:26Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:28Oh!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:32Oh!
00:37:33Oh!
00:37:34Oh!
00:37:35Oh!
00:37:36Oh!
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Oh!
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:41Oh!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:43Oh!
00:37:44Oh!
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:48Oh!
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:52I'm Michelle Williams in this.
00:37:54What is that it?
00:37:56Yeah.
00:37:57Wanna do it again?
00:37:58Yeah!
00:37:59What the fuck?
00:38:09Research.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:15Oh, hey, actually, I would love to ask you a few Q's.
00:38:18More research?
00:38:19Um, for a friend who thinks he might be gay.
00:38:22I'm helping him.
00:38:23I'm his fag hag.
00:38:27Yeah, sorry, can I not say that?
00:38:30No, you should say that.
00:38:32Also, did you know that no one died at Stonewall?
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:36Crazy.
00:38:37Okay, so I have this friend who shall remain nameless.
00:38:40Benny?
00:38:41No, what?
00:38:41Oh, my God.
00:38:42Definitely not.
00:38:43No, he's not.
00:38:45He's actually, um, he's rumored to have, to have titty fucked me.
00:38:48Okay, well, when definitely not Benny wants to talk about being gay, he can reach out to me.
00:38:51Right, but it's not Benny.
00:38:53No, of course.
00:38:54You said that.
00:38:57Hey, everything okay?
00:39:05Free in an hour?
00:39:10It's a date.
00:39:14It's a grinder date.
00:39:16Wait, but, uh, we didn't post that profile yet.
00:39:18You know, it is possible that we did, but there's no face pics and nobody knows it's Hugh, and he's so cute.
00:39:23Or at least his abs and dick are.
00:39:25I've been texting as Hugh, very Cyrano.
00:39:27And if you're open, he's ready to meet with you at his place off campus in one hour.
00:39:34Okay, show me.
00:39:36Oh!
00:39:36Oh.
00:39:38Oh my God.
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:40It's impressive.
00:39:41So I can say you'll be there?
00:39:42No.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:47I don't know.
00:39:49Um.
00:39:52Yes.
00:39:53Yes!
00:39:54Yes!
00:39:54What the fuck?
00:39:56It's so fun.
00:39:57Okay, should I get ready?
00:39:59Yeah, you should get ready.
00:40:00Okay, yeah.
00:40:01For my date?
00:40:02For your date.
00:40:03With a guy.
00:40:04With a guy!
00:40:04What the fuck?
00:40:06Wow, I'm going to throw up.
00:40:08Condragulations, Benny.
00:40:09Thanks, Carm.
00:40:10And maybe we'd watch just like a little less drag race.
00:40:13Noted.
00:40:14I'll text you after.
00:40:15You better.
00:40:17If he doesn't kill me.
00:40:19Okay, bye you.
00:40:21Oh my fucking God.
00:40:28Hi, Megan.
00:40:30Hi, Benny.
00:40:31You definitely heterosexual stud.
00:40:34I think it's time.
00:40:35Benny, wait.
00:40:36Are you sure?
00:40:37Because that's a really big step,
00:40:39and you can't unring that bell.
00:40:40Uh.
00:40:41Should we try one more time?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:43Let's see.
00:40:44Yeah, okay.
00:40:49No.
00:40:52Nothing?
00:40:53It's awesome.
00:40:54It's so fun.
00:40:55But, um, yeah.
00:40:57Ow, ow!
00:40:59Condragulations, Benny.
00:41:00I am so supportive and I am so, so proud.
00:41:03Thank you so much, Megan Fox.
00:41:04I'll love you forever.
00:41:07Love you.
00:41:09Don't be nervous.
00:41:10Nervous.
00:41:11Nervous.
00:41:11Nervous.
00:41:12Nervous.
00:41:13Benny?
00:41:14Nothing.
00:41:14I'm walking.
00:41:15Me too.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:16Fine.
00:41:16Bye.
00:41:17Benny.
00:41:18Hi.
00:41:19What are you up to?
00:41:19Were you looking for me?
00:41:20No.
00:41:21Um, I have to go.
00:41:23Hey.
00:41:23A bee is good.
00:41:25Not you, ma.
00:41:26Hey, hey.
00:41:27Pinto.
00:41:28What's up, man?
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:30Jesus.
00:41:31Blam, brother.
00:41:32Oh, blam.
00:41:32Hey, Benita, want to go for a drink?
00:41:34Benny, Benny, um, have you been screening my text?
00:41:37Um, no, I'm just, I'm super late for something.
00:41:39Sorry, I've got to go.
00:41:40Wait, where are you going?
00:41:50Oh, my God.
00:41:58God, you are so cute.
00:42:00So are you.
00:42:03Benny, right?
00:42:04Yeah.
00:42:05That's a good fake name.
00:42:07It's not, um.
00:42:08Why are you so nervous?
00:42:10You're, like, sweating a lot.
00:42:11Oh, yeah.
00:42:12I may be sweaty, but I douched.
00:42:14Oh.
00:42:16Okay.
00:42:18I didn't bring lube.
00:42:19Oh, that's okay.
00:42:23Whoa.
00:42:24I don't know if I'm a top or bottom, Daddy.
00:42:26Okay, you know what?
00:42:26You have to slow down.
00:42:27You're starting to freak me out a little bit.
00:42:28Oh, okay.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30Yeah.
00:42:31Thank you for the feedback.
00:42:33We're so sweet on the apps.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:37Um.
00:42:39That wasn't me.
00:42:41It's my friend.
00:42:43She's, uh, helping me get over a guy.
00:42:47Aw, you sweet little gay bee.
00:42:49Let me guess.
00:42:50It's your first crush?
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:53It's awful.
00:42:54Mm-hmm.
00:42:55I remember my first crush.
00:42:58Davis.
00:43:00Miles.
00:43:01Miles Davis.
00:43:04God, I remember those feelings so well.
00:43:06Just, like, all you want is to be held, but you don't know if he is.
00:43:11Whatever.
00:43:11And you're scared to ask.
00:43:13Yes, exactly.
00:43:14Yeah.
00:43:17What happened with Davis?
00:43:19Well, we fell in love and got married.
00:43:23Davis!
00:43:25Oh, the girls were good tonight and took all their medicine.
00:43:28Oh.
00:43:29Hello.
00:43:30Girls?
00:43:31You have kids.
00:43:32Yeah.
00:43:33We have two Frenchies.
00:43:35Should I go?
00:43:36No.
00:43:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:38We, um, we play together.
00:43:40We're open.
00:43:41So this isn't cheating.
00:43:43We're both in on it.
00:43:44And there are rules.
00:43:45Like, we can fuck whoever we want when the other's out of town, but the other person can't
00:43:48know who the person is.
00:43:50And we can never fuck the same person unless we're together.
00:43:52And if we do fuck separately, it just can't be in this house.
00:43:55Or a nice hotel.
00:43:56It should be a Hyatt.
00:43:57Or worse.
00:43:58And we can never talk about the sex unless the other person asks, and then we have to
00:44:01be very honest, brutally.
00:44:02That really saved our relationship.
00:44:05Well, he doesn't need to know that.
00:44:07No, and I guess I didn't need to know that he was here.
00:44:10I'm sorry about him.
00:44:12He can be so...
00:44:13So what?
00:44:14No, no, no.
00:44:14Enlighten me, Jared.
00:44:15What can I be so...
00:44:16The fucking carpet!
00:44:17Our marriage is falling apart, but you're worried about the carpet!
00:44:21I think you guys are just having a communication issue.
00:44:24Seems like you, uh, really love each other.
00:44:26Oh, what, are you a fucking therapist now?
00:44:28Shut the fuck up, closet case.
00:44:30You think you're so cute.
00:44:31He does.
00:44:32He does.
00:44:33Get the fuck out of our townhouse!
00:44:34God, I love when you give Dom Top Daddy boots.
00:44:40Yeah, oops, Pantina.
00:44:41You like when Daddy act a damn fool.
00:44:43I fucking love it when my Daddy acts a fool.
00:44:46God, I'm the dumbest bottom in the world.
00:44:48You're so dumb, I bet you don't even know how to read.
00:44:50I can't read.
00:44:51I never learned.
00:44:52Open your mouth, I'm gonna spit it.
00:44:55Okay, guys, take care.
00:44:57I'm rooting for you.
00:44:57Why the fuck is he still here?
00:45:00Get out!
00:45:01No, no.
00:45:02Come on the Jonathan Adler rug.
00:45:03Come on the Jonathan Adler rug.
00:45:04That will help.
00:45:05Yeah, the acidity.
00:45:08Okay, so I think I might be bi.
00:45:11Like, just barely bi.
00:45:12So is this the end of Operation Kiss a Guy?
00:45:14Maybe for now.
00:45:16Like, try with a girl one more time.
00:45:18Wait, I may know just the girl for you.
00:45:21Awesome.
00:45:22I just, um, I have to do one thing first.
00:45:25Oh, you want me to go with you?
00:45:27I'm good.
00:45:34No, it's not.
00:45:37Can we please talk?
00:45:40No, no, no.
00:45:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:43So every single pledge has a slide in here?
00:45:45Yeah.
00:45:46For example, this guy, he was a big nah for me because he's our financial aid.
00:45:50It just, like, stresses me out.
00:45:52This guy's an Android user.
00:45:54Oh, my God.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:56Wait, who sees this?
00:45:58Just the other committee guys.
00:45:59Honestly, you shouldn't even be seeing this right now.
00:46:01We take it very seriously.
00:46:04It's how we decide who's in and who's out.
00:46:07Well, that bitch is definitely not in.
00:46:10Right?
00:46:12Yeah, let's see.
00:46:15What about him?
00:46:16He had huge nipples.
00:46:18Ew.
00:46:19This guy had a thumb ring.
00:46:21This is fun.
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:26Mm.
00:46:28Should we?
00:46:29It's been, like, a week.
00:46:32I know.
00:46:32It's just, ah, later, okay?
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:41Back to business.
00:46:42And I know what you're thinking, that he probably stopped because he couldn't get hard.
00:46:48But I really, really, really don't think that's why.
00:46:50Like, he's been so attentive since the break and actually asking me questions, which he never did before.
00:46:54So I'm like, should I just have told him how I held him?
00:46:56Enough.
00:46:56I never wanted to have a fucking stroke so bad in my life.
00:47:00You bitch.
00:47:01When you fuck, this Peter makes you come, right?
00:47:06Oh.
00:47:07Oh, that's a no.
00:47:09I mean, I have come with him, like, nearby.
00:47:12Look, I'm old.
00:47:13I don't have much time left, so I'm just going to cut right to it.
00:47:16Peter is a loser.
00:47:18He can't get hard.
00:47:20He treats you like you're nothing.
00:47:22Even I can do better than that.
00:47:24Why is it you think you can't?
00:47:28I just can't.
00:47:29Oh, sweetheart.
00:47:31Yes, you can.
00:47:32Trust me.
00:47:33You're funny.
00:47:34You're hot.
00:47:36You're a tits of a shit.
00:47:38But Riley, come over here.
00:47:41What now, Janet?
00:47:42Oh, Riley.
00:47:44You know that's a girl's name.
00:47:46Yeah, you mentioned that.
00:47:47You remember Grace, right?
00:47:49Yeah, of course.
00:47:50Hi, Grace.
00:47:51Hi.
00:47:52You take her out on a date, right?
00:47:54Janet.
00:47:55I'm not in a sympathy for Clay.
00:47:57Anytime.
00:48:00See?
00:48:00Well, thank you.
00:48:01And fuck you.
00:48:02I actually have to go.
00:48:03I need a nap anyway.
00:48:05Your boyfriend's stories are stronger than Ambien.
00:48:07Well, don't die in your sleep.
00:48:09Ugh.
00:48:10I do love you, kid.
00:48:12No homo.
00:48:14Love you, too.
00:48:17I'm really sorry about that.
00:48:19Sorry about what?
00:48:20I told her, like, three weeks ago I wanted your number.
00:48:23You did?
00:48:24Yeah.
00:48:25I did.
00:48:27Should we get a mocktail sometime?
00:48:34No.
00:48:39Tatiana.
00:48:40In.
00:48:41Berlin.
00:48:42In.
00:48:45Orange.
00:48:50Hey, homo.
00:48:51You shit in her mouth yet?
00:48:53Do you have parents?
00:48:54I guess that's enough.
00:48:55What happened?
00:48:56Did she dump your fairy ass?
00:48:58No, no.
00:48:59It's just, it's kind of a fucked up situation.
00:49:04She's a freshman, Terry.
00:49:06It's just not a good look.
00:49:08Please tell me you're her teacher.
00:49:09Jesus, I'm a fucking senior.
00:49:12It's like a victory lap here, you know?
00:49:15You can fuck a freshman, but you can't date one.
00:49:17It's complicated.
00:49:18Why am I talking to you?
00:49:20Besides, my girlfriend, she's like a total smoke show.
00:49:23Like, legit 10.
00:49:25Send a titty pic.
00:49:26Nah, but why can't I have sex with a girl I'm not supposed to be with, but I can't have sex with the one I should be with.
00:49:33It ain't that deep.
00:49:34Just get some pharmaceutical help and fuck them both.
00:49:39Terry6969, you're a fucking genius.
00:49:42I was doing some research online and they were saying, like, it could be a generational thing.
00:49:48Like, porn has ruined the real stuff for us.
00:49:51And yeah, I'll admit, Pornhub and video games certainly have me all desensitized.
00:49:56Like, when I was in high school, I only jacked off to family guy porn.
00:50:01It was funny.
00:50:01I actually heard there was some kind of pill that helps with getting erections.
00:50:07I don't know.
00:50:08Like, is that true?
00:50:10I think I need something.
00:50:13I think I need help.
00:50:16Like, Viagra?
00:50:17Are you literally trying to pretend you're not sure if Viagra's a thing?
00:50:21Viagra?
00:50:22Um, I, what?
00:50:24Oh, yeah.
00:50:25Um, sure.
00:50:27That would be great if that's possible.
00:50:29You should know, by the way, your antidepressants can cause erectile dysfunction.
00:50:33Don't go off them or anything.
00:50:35It can cause some issues with depression return and impulse control.
00:50:39Would it be possible to get a sample pill?
00:50:43Okay.
00:50:44Great.
00:50:44Oh, yeah.
00:50:46And you've never taken this medication before?
00:50:48No.
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:49I'm going to need your date of birth, then press accept.
00:50:52Okay, just enter your date of birth.
00:50:54Initial, then sign with your date of birth.
00:51:00Yo.
00:51:00Peter.
00:51:02Oh.
00:51:05What are you doing here?
00:51:07Oh.
00:51:08Um.
00:51:09Mono's going around.
00:51:11Yeah, so I'm just getting checked.
00:51:12What are you doing here?
00:51:18I gotta run, Benny.
00:51:20Benny and the Jets.
00:51:22I'll see you later.
00:51:23I'll see you tonight.
00:51:23Awesome.
00:51:26I'm going to need you to enter your date of birth.
00:51:27I'll see you tonight.
00:51:41I'll see you later.
00:51:42Ich muss das sehen.
00:52:12Ja, ich liebe es.
00:52:42Meine Kitty ist meowing für dich, Benny.
00:52:47You love it when she purrs.
00:52:49Meow.
00:52:51Why, Viagra's not working?
00:52:54This Kitty has claws.
00:52:58You must be aroused for Viagra to work.
00:53:01I'm not Viagra.
00:53:10What?
00:53:10I have to go.
00:53:12You're beautiful.
00:53:14Thank you.
00:53:16Wait, where?
00:53:18You forgot your jacket.
00:53:19That was hot.
00:53:27Fucker.
00:53:29What the fuck?
00:53:29Oh my god, no!
00:53:30Oh my god, what the fuck?
00:53:33No, I swear to god.
00:53:34Oh my god.
00:53:34Congrats, Bento.
00:53:40Welcome to FNG.
00:53:42Seriously?
00:53:43Fucking seriously, dude.
00:53:45You are in.
00:53:46Shit.
00:53:46You are chosen.
00:53:49Cigar and jacket.
00:53:50You keep this up, you could be Caesar at Fleshing Globe.
00:53:55Cool.
00:53:56What's that?
00:53:58Exactly.
00:54:00Oh.
00:54:00Benny.
00:54:01Benny.
00:54:03Benny.
00:54:04Benny.
00:54:05Benny.
00:54:06Benny.
00:54:07Benny.
00:54:08Benny.
00:54:09Benny.
00:54:09Bring in the other freshmen.
00:54:10Benny.
00:54:11Benny.
00:54:11I got your homie.
00:54:12Benny.
00:54:13Benny.
00:54:14Benny.
00:54:14Benny.
00:54:15Benny.
00:54:16Benny.
00:54:16Benny.
00:54:17Benny.
00:54:17Benny.
00:54:17Benny.
00:54:20You were the only two deemed worthy.
00:54:24Now to accept, get on your knees and suck from the golden dick of Ra.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:35Here we go.
00:54:35Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:35Hold on.
00:54:36Take the jacket off.
00:54:37I'm not fucking joking.
00:54:37It's an expensive garment.
00:54:39Yeah, no.
00:54:39It's striking than only.
00:54:40It's fucking pain in the ass.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43Now suck!
00:54:45Okay.
00:55:00Yay!
00:55:00Yay!
00:55:02Ich bin mir überrascht.
00:55:13Ich bin mir überrascht.
00:55:15Ich bin mir überrascht.
00:55:18Ich bin mir überrascht.
00:55:20Oh, shit, hey.
00:55:24Ich bin glade, du...
00:55:27Fuck you!
00:55:29Was?
00:55:30I told you about my family, I played Slayer with you, which is sacred, we had sex, and I dressed up as Tatiana for you, and you made me feel like a fucking fool.
00:55:41Sorry, this weird time in the fall where it's cold but then it's hot.
00:55:47Look, is this because you didn't get into flesh and gold?
00:55:50So I didn't?
00:55:52Oh.
00:55:54Fuck it, I don't care.
00:55:56But I do care that you treated me like I was nothing.
00:56:00I'm not.
00:56:02You are.
00:56:03You're a toxic fucking gaslighter with no future prospects.
00:56:07You're peaking, but I'm only just getting started.
00:56:14What about this is making you hard right now?
00:56:16Oh, fuck, shit.
00:56:19Jesus Christ.
00:56:21Fuck, shit.
00:56:26Hi.
00:56:27Oh, hey, did you see, uh...
00:56:28We need to have sex right now.
00:56:29Oh, yeah, okay.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31Mm.
00:56:32Oh.
00:56:33Oh, my God, yay.
00:56:36Peter.
00:56:39Peter's not in the hall.
00:56:40I'm close, I'm close.
00:56:42Oh, okay, me too.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:44Okay, good.
00:56:45Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:56:48Oh, God.
00:56:49Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.
00:56:50Oh, I'm coming.
00:56:51Oh.
00:56:52Oh.
00:56:53Oh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:56Oh.
00:56:57That was so good.
00:56:58That's awesome, right?
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00Oh, God.
00:57:01Fuck.
00:57:02So, so, so good.
00:57:04Yeah.
00:57:05Really, really good.
00:57:07No, I'm just gonna...
00:57:09I'm just gonna dump this condom in it.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:13Get this shit off.
00:57:15Hey, it's Riley.
00:57:21So, that just happened.
00:57:28Did you come?
00:57:29What?
00:57:30Of course.
00:57:31Oh, you're just, like, so hard still.
00:57:33Oh.
00:57:34Yeah, I was just...
00:57:36Happy we're back.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Cool.
00:57:39Come here.
00:57:40I'm gonna shower, actually, so...
00:57:42Okay.
00:57:45Actually, like, show up.
00:57:47Look, you can get the rest of my life.
00:57:52Oh, man, you can't come.
00:57:54Oh, man, you should come home.
00:57:55Oh, man.
00:57:56I'm gonna shower.
00:57:57Oh, man.
00:57:58Oh, man.
00:57:59Oh, man.
00:58:00There's a touch, man.
00:58:01Oh, man.
00:58:02Oh, man.
00:58:03Oh, man.
00:58:04Oh, man.
00:58:05Oh, man.
00:58:06Oh, man.
00:58:07Oh, man.
00:58:08Oh, man.
00:58:09Oh, man.
00:58:10Oh, man.
00:58:11Oh, man.
00:58:12Hey, babe, I'm gonna go smoke.
00:58:30And I only came once.
00:58:32Also, I'm unfriending you.
00:58:34Sashay away.
00:58:39Yo, my dad just closed a condo for me in Murray Hill.
00:58:42Yo, that's what I'm talking about.
00:58:44Yeah, dawg, yeah.
00:58:46Hi, I have six packs of Magnum condoms and horndogs.
00:58:50Sick, thanks, bro.
00:58:51Five stars.
00:58:53Magnums, dude?
00:58:54That's sick.
00:58:55Tell me more about your place.
00:58:56Oh, man, it's two blocks away from Hawksworth.
00:58:59You know, this is the fucking night, dawg.
00:59:01You'll get it, too.
00:59:02Everybody does, but...
00:59:04Everybody but not Pete, you know?
00:59:06I mean, god damn.
00:59:08Oh, you gonna break up with Bridget?
00:59:10This place.
00:59:11Yeah, it is.
00:59:24We're a whole bunch of fucking losers.
00:59:26And then what happened?
00:59:33I was, like, rock hard from Viagra, but also really upset.
00:59:41I just wanted to get over Miles, and instead I'm watching him suck beer out of a fucking gold dick.
00:59:47Kinda awful.
00:59:48Kinda hot.
00:59:49Exactly.
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:51So, I started up a full panic attack in the quad.
00:59:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:59:55Yeah.
00:59:56I couldn't even kiss a guy.
00:59:57Or a guy and his husband.
00:59:58So, instead, I ate a kitty.
01:00:02But then I thought, okay, Carmen said someone else was how I'd get over Miles.
01:00:07And I know someone who's himself, and maybe that's contagious, you know?
01:00:11I mean, if I can't kiss a guy yet, maybe for once in my life, I can just do... less.
01:00:26I'm Benny.
01:00:27I know.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:29I know.
01:00:30We should hang out sometime.
01:00:31Sure.
01:00:32And I'm George.
01:00:33I know.
01:00:34Bye, Benny.
01:00:35Fuck.
01:00:36Mm-hmm.
01:00:37Oh, that's so great.
01:00:51Why'd you do all this?
01:00:56All what?
01:01:01I don't know.
01:01:02Cause I wanted to?
01:01:09I don't think I'm bi.
01:01:14I'm probably just...
01:01:21Well, now we can both enjoy the highs and lows of fucking men.
01:01:24Mm-hmm.
01:01:25I love that for us.
01:01:26Yeah.
01:01:27Scary.
01:01:31Emily fucked the gay guy.
01:01:32Ooh!
01:01:33Oh, my God.
01:01:34I don't know what to call whatever the fuck that was.
01:01:41So...
01:01:43I didn't get into flesh and gold.
01:01:47Shit.
01:01:48It's cool.
01:01:49No, fuck those guys.
01:01:50I'm sorry.
01:01:53And I'm sorry if I pushed you too hard, too fast.
01:01:59You know how I was saying,
01:02:01the quickest way to get over someone is to focus on someone else?
01:02:06I think I may have been doing that with you in Grindr Guy.
01:02:09Oh.
01:02:13Who are you getting over?
01:02:20I fucked Peter.
01:02:21Fuck this place.
01:02:22Everyone's getting rid of these lights.
01:02:23I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:02:24I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:02:25I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:02:26I only make it worse.
01:02:29I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:02:30I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:02:31Everyone's gonna read these slides.
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