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00:00Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:17And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:21It's finally over.
00:24You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:26Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:29Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:33Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:38Thanks for reminding me.
00:40So, that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:44Nope. In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:49And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:12I have three more shots down here, please.
01:18Uh, hi. I was here first.
01:23What?
01:24What?
01:25As long as you swing this back to me.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:29It's him.
01:31My ex-husband.
01:32Hey, that's mine.
01:37My ex-husband.
01:39Wes Mandrake.
01:40What is he doing here?
01:42I haven't seen him in five years.
01:45He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
01:50Where is he?
02:03I told you.
02:04Where parking is my money?
02:08What?
02:09Ooh, I...
02:10No time to play, big nose.
02:12I want my money!
02:14What?
02:15What money?
02:16I don't know what you're talking about.
02:18That's for the children's hospital.
02:23W-what are you doing?
02:25I think you do a different back.
02:29Oh, shit!
02:31Ah!
02:32What?
02:33Okay.
02:38I want to try...
02:39Oh, my God!
02:40My nose!
02:41You broke mine off!
02:42You think it hurts?
02:44Wait till you see what we are gonna do to you.
02:47I'll do it for you.
02:48Hey!
02:58You okay?
02:59Yeah.
03:02He doesn't recognize me, does he?
03:05Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
03:08God, the investors got me so drunk.
03:13You know, they're really pretty.
03:17They're really pretty.
03:18They're really pretty.
03:19They're really pretty.
03:59So, I finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
04:15Oh my god, this isn't real.
04:29Oh no, Holly, I'm going to be late.
04:53Winter Taylor?
05:01Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
05:07And who the hell are you?
05:10Where's Wes?
05:11Shit.
05:11This is for not recognizing me.
05:22And this is for never coming to see you.
05:25Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
05:28I'm sure.
05:28That's rude.
05:40And who is that girl?
05:43Smells like pine.
05:49How much did I drink last night?
05:51I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
05:57Yes, sir.
06:00She graffitis me.
06:01Steals my property.
06:03She'll pay for this.
06:09I think we should get going, sir.
06:12Mass is starting.
06:14Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
06:16I haven't been back home in five years.
06:18Also, your mother called.
06:22She would like to see you for Christmas?
06:24No.
06:25No.
06:27Make up an excuse.
06:29As you wish.
06:41Tell me again, how did you get this one with Wes Mandrake?
06:46I don't know.
06:48What was he doing in that bar?
06:50I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
06:54How was the sex?
06:56I think he ruined me.
06:59Make me.
07:01Harner.
07:02Do it.
07:05I think I was a little rough with him.
07:07Piper.
07:08Piper.
07:09Piper, we got an emergency.
07:14Piper, we got an emergency.
07:17Look, I need your help.
07:18Yes, Mayor.
07:19What is it?
07:20What is it?
07:21Money, Piper.
07:22Big money.
07:23Look, the money man.
07:25The high rollers are coming.
07:27Do you know what this means for the town?
07:29We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
07:32What?
07:32No one is selling the mountain.
07:38Holy shit, he's here.
07:40Who's here?
07:40Who's here?
07:40Who the hell is that?
07:54Who the hell is that?
07:54Oh, my God.
08:06It's in.
08:07No one is selling the mountain.
08:09No one is selling the mountain.
08:10He's here.
08:11God.
08:11No one is selling the mountain.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:13I'm here.
08:13You're here.
08:13I'm here.
08:14You're here.
08:14Timer, it's him.
08:28I mean, Mr. Mandarin, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
08:40I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
08:42You're not actually going to sell the mountain.
08:44Are you?
08:45That's why I'm here.
08:48Capitalist fucking pig.
08:51You can't sell the mountain.
08:52They'll develop it in Bruin, Hudson Falls.
08:56What's your name?
08:58He still doesn't recognize me?
09:00I'm Piper.
09:01Piper White.
09:03Wes Mandrick.
09:06I know who you are, asshole.
09:11That's an awful lot of name-calling.
09:14Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
09:18What office?
09:19Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
09:22If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
09:23Of course?
09:25Yes.
09:26Right this way.
09:26What's wrong with you two?
09:36He can't sell the mayor.
09:38He'll ruin our town.
09:39This is not happening.
09:40Hey, that's enough.
09:42I've been wanting to go with this.
09:43Don't you're going to regret.
09:45You hear me?
09:45Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrick?
10:03Yes.
10:04Who is that woman?
10:08Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
10:11Yeah.
10:12Who is that woman?
10:13She's too familiar.
10:15Oh, Piper.
10:16Piper White, the telephysician.
10:18A doctor?
10:19I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
10:22I need someone who knows the town.
10:24Oh.
10:25Well, sir.
10:26Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
10:29And, you know, Piper, well, just Piper.
10:33No.
10:34I want her.
10:36Very well, sir.
10:38I'll let her know.
10:39Okay.
10:42She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
10:47I just need someone who knows hugs and falls.
10:51A lot has changed.
10:54No way.
10:54I'm a medical professional.
10:56Plus, I'm too busy with winter vest.
10:58I can't do it.
10:59You know, Piper, I loved your parents.
11:01I promised them that I would look after you.
11:03But you listen close.
11:05If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
11:08You can't be serious.
11:11I'm dead serious.
11:12I will fire your ass.
11:16Who the hell does Wes think he is?
11:19Don't you worry.
11:21I'm getting the word out.
11:23We need to save our town.
11:25In five years, he never once came to see me.
11:37Now he's here one day and he's already destroying my life.
11:51Hi.
11:52She smells just like the girl from last night.
11:54Why is he looking at me like that?
12:07Hi.
12:08She smells just like the girl from last night.
12:10You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spot.
12:14Yeah, you can put me down now.
12:17Thanks, Brandon.
12:17Sir, Winter Taylor just called.
12:41She's flying in tomorrow.
12:42She expects you to be here when she arrives.
12:47Yeah.
12:49Great.
12:49Why do I feel like I know this girl?
13:12I feel like I'm going to be here.
13:17I have to go.
13:22I feel like I'm going to be here when I get a spot.
13:24I'm going to be here.
13:26Oh, no!
13:34Oh, no!
13:38Oh, no!
13:42Oh, no!
13:48Oh, no!
14:12Oh, no!
14:14Oh, no!
14:16Oh, no!
14:18Damn it, Dakota.
14:30I told you not at work.
14:32Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
14:36That's exactly what I'm doing.
14:39A fucking sword?
14:42You're getting better.
14:48Whiskey Billy, stat.
14:52No, I don't have feelings for it.
14:55Oh, fuck, yes, I do, but...
14:58God, this isn't happening.
14:59You can't just blow back into town when nothing happened.
15:16Uh, what is this?
15:17This is the inn.
15:19This is the only inn?
15:21Yeah, aren't you from here?
15:23Remind me.
15:25Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
15:28Well, you can always stay at your mother's dinner.
15:32He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
15:35I'm the only one who visits her.
15:38Oh, I guess it's only for a week, right?
15:42And, uh, what's your own life you're staying in?
15:45Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys.
15:52Miss?
16:06Shhh!
16:20Miss?
16:22Jesus Christ!
16:24Mr. Mandrake would like to see you in his office.
16:36Did you ring?
16:42Oh, you're right in my mind.
16:49Is that a goddamn ski resort?
16:55Oh my god, next time no sugar. Am I 12 years old?
17:00That was mine.
17:02You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
17:07So, he's just a complete asshole now?
17:09Are you really going to Southern Mountain?
17:11It's your family's land.
17:14How do you know that?
17:16Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
17:25Hot!
17:26Oh, oh my god!
17:27Oh my god, I'm s-
17:28Oh my god!
17:29Oh my god!
17:30It's hot!
17:31It's hot!
17:32It's hot!
17:33Yeah, it's hot!
17:34Shhh!
17:35Oh my god!
17:36It's hot!
17:37Yeah, it's hot!
17:38Shhh!
17:42Mom!
17:43Mom!
17:45All right!
17:46Yeah, that's- that's-
17:47Thank you, that's enough.
17:48No, I- I'm a doctor!
17:49I don't want me to burn!
17:50It's-
17:51It's really hot already, so-
17:53It's-
17:54It's good.
17:56It's-
17:57Really?
17:58Um...
17:59Um...
18:00Yeah, last question.
18:04I need you to do something for me.
18:08I need three presents.
18:10I need a romantic one.
18:12I need something very, very expensive.
18:14And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
18:18Who's the romantic one for?
18:20Who's the romantic one for?
18:22Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
18:25Uh...
18:26Yeah, who- who- who- who- what does it matter?
18:29Just, I need them.
18:30Aye, aye, Captain.
18:31Aye, aye, Captain.
18:32Wait, um...
18:34Just...
18:35Uh...
18:36I'm gonna ask you a question.
18:40It did-
18:41Do you know if we've ever met before?
18:50Do you know if we've ever met before?
18:52If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
18:57No, Mr. Indrick, we haven't met.
19:07Oh, here, here.
19:09Just, um...
19:10Why don't you take this and, um...
19:13Just leave them on my desk.
19:24Sir, uh...
19:27The dealer's here.
19:29Great.
19:30That's good.
19:31Just, uh...
19:33You know what?
19:34Can you just tell him I need five?
19:35The situation going here.
19:38Sure thing.
19:56What the hell are these?
20:11Is this a joke?
20:13I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
20:19What are they?
20:20The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
20:25Hmm.
20:27Alright.
20:30Set these aside for my mother, Winter.
20:36Wait...
20:37Then who's the romantic gift for?
20:41This one.
20:43Is it romantic enough?
20:45It's for someone very special.
20:47Yes, it's special.
20:48I picked it up myself.
20:50Good.
20:51Listen.
20:52Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
20:56A date?
21:00Listen.
21:01Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
21:04A date?
21:05Uh, not as a date, just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls.
21:13I haven't been back here in a long time.
21:15Don't I know it.
21:17Oh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
21:20Uh, actually...
21:23I was being nice.
21:25You didn't have a choice.
21:28Pick me up a date.
21:30And smile.
21:35Look.
21:40Why are you looking at me like that?
21:41I don't know.
21:42You gave me a look.
21:43No, you gave me that look first.
21:44Yes, you did.
21:45No, I didn't.
21:46Asshole.
21:47No.
21:48What?
21:50Nothing!
22:05Uh, Mayor?
22:07Where did this present come from?
22:11Oh, uh, the male woman said she had a package for you.
22:14I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain.
22:16Just put it on your desk.
22:17My married name?
22:30My married name?
22:31Is this the goddamn place you chose?
22:32It's the nicest restaurant we have.
22:33Yeah, right.
22:34Yeah, we can pick that something in here.
22:35Oh.
22:36Cool necklace.
22:37Like that.
22:38You know.
22:39You go.
22:40Is this the goddamn place you chose?
22:53This is the nicest restaurant we have.
22:55Yeah, right.
22:56We can pick that something in here.
23:02It's a cool necklace.
23:04I like that.
23:05You bought it for me, dumbass.
23:10Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
23:21Bell, what is this place?
23:24Truckers, silly bunch.
23:27I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out L'Oreal.
23:35Jesus.
23:36Well, he ain't wrong.
23:39Yeah.
23:40Yeah.
23:42This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
23:45I completely agree.
23:47I wanted to start development right away.
23:50That's exactly what I was thinking.
23:53What the hell is wrong with you?
23:55Piper.
23:59What the hell is wrong with you?
24:02Piper.
24:03Excuse me, little lady?
24:04No, my name is Piper.
24:06And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun, tourist-trek, skeevers, or a hellhole!
24:12Listen here, little lady.
24:14I'm not here to destroy your town.
24:16I'm here to give it life.
24:19Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
24:25A Starbucks, over here, a sushi bar, a multi-pieter Cineplex, over there.
24:40A Hooters.
24:41Another across the street.
24:45Two Hooters.
24:46You can't beat that.
24:48You can't beat that if you try it.
24:51Hooters!
24:59I've got your number now.
25:02Better watch out, hippie.
25:04You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
25:14Whoa.
25:15Man alive.
25:17She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
25:19I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
25:22I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
25:27Don't worry about that, son.
25:29We'll iron out all the details.
25:31Well, quick.
25:32All right, um, got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
25:38Um, got to get some rest.
25:40I suggest you do the same.
25:43Got a big week next week.
25:55I should be focused on the sale.
25:57All I can think about is her.
26:00Smells like pine.
26:02Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
26:14We have to stop the sale, Piper.
26:16Yeah, I know.
26:17I'm working on it.
26:19You still love him, don't you?
26:21Oh, wait.
26:22No, look, I...
26:24He's not the same guy that he used to be.
26:27I mean, look what he turned into.
26:28Wes just texted me.
26:36I'm selling the mountain, whether you like it or not.
26:40What an asshole.
26:41What are we going to do?
26:46We can't let him sell.
26:49We need a plan.
26:51But maybe if I can get him to trust me, I can convince him not to sell them up.
27:02Here's the back.
27:03Where is she?
27:15Where is she?
27:22You're late?
27:22I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
27:29How'd you sleep?
27:34Fine.
27:34So, what are we all doing out here in the cold?
27:44Oh, God.
27:46It's her.
27:47Pop sensation, Winter Taylor.
27:53Oh, God.
27:55It's her.
27:56Pop sensation, Winter Taylor.
27:58Pop stimulation, Winter Taylor.
28:24Popention.
28:26Here's a friend to us
28:40Here's a friend to us
28:42And it came down the channel
28:44And it came down the channel
28:48Oh my god
28:52Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning
28:54But you're not answered
28:56Oh yeah, no I
28:58I lost my phone
29:00It is a pleasure to have you
29:02In our quaint little town, Miss Taylor
29:04Kiss it
29:16Who's the country girl?
29:18Uh, Winter
29:20It says Piper White
29:22She's been helping me
29:24Audi
29:28I'm gonna keep my eye on you bitch
29:30And on that, okay?
29:34Baby
29:36Can we get inside please?
29:38It's cold and everyone looks warm
29:40Sure, of course
29:42Let's get you somewhere warm
29:44Yeah
29:46And by the way sir
29:56Don't forget we'll leave the land on Christmas day to launch a new branch
30:00Christmas day?
30:02We don't have a choice, sir
30:04Christmas day
30:06We don't have a choice, sir
30:08Mr. Mandrake?
30:10Yes?
30:12So I've been thinking
30:14You need all of the town official boats to build the ski resort
30:18Yes
30:20And?
30:22What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting
30:28Yes
30:30A town meeting
30:32That way everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens
30:36We'll do snacks
30:38We'll do coffee
30:40That's a great idea, sir
30:44And you'll mediate
30:46Of course, Mr. Mandrake
30:48Anything you need
30:49I'm your girl
30:54Set it up
30:56He's eating out of the palm of my hand
30:58Maybe she's on my side after all
31:08No! Get out of the palm
31:10People! People!
31:12Please! Please! Please! Please!
31:14Get out of here!
31:16Take them the money
31:18Are you gonna do something at home?
31:20Get out of the palm of my hand
31:22Get out of the palm of my hand
31:24Are you gonna do something at home?
31:26Get out of the palm of my hand
31:28Get out of the palm of my hand
31:29Get out of the palm of my hand
31:30Get out of the palm of my hand
31:31Get out of the palm of my hand
31:32Get out of the palm of my hand
31:33Get out of the palm of my hand
31:34Okay, okay
31:35Settle down
31:36Everyone
31:39We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big man
31:43Look, everyone
31:44This isn't fair
31:45Okay?
31:46I think that we should at least hear them out
31:48Let's just give them a shot
31:50I think
31:51It might be nice
31:52To have a restaurant open past 6pm
31:54And think of all the jobs
32:00Actually
32:02Why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
32:08No!
32:10Get out of here!
32:12Go and watch you!
32:14Get out of here!
32:16Hello everyone
32:22I'm Wes Mandrake
32:24Some of you may know me as
32:26I've grown up here
32:28Oh, she does!
32:30Jesus Christ
32:32Look
32:34When it comes to the ski resort
32:36I'm not gonna let anything happen to Hudson
32:38Mama!
32:41What?
32:47Get the fuck out of my town!
32:49What the hell am I, Drake?
32:51Pulled the ski resort with a gun tail?
32:53What the hell am I, Drake?
32:55Pulled the ski resort with a gun tail?
32:57Set me up in there!
32:59I was trying to help you!
33:01If this ski resort doesn't have it, I can't sell them up!
33:05Well then we have to fix it!
33:07Hmm
33:08Hmm
33:13Set me up in there!
33:15I was trying to help you!
33:17If this ski resort doesn't have it, I can't sell them up!
33:20Well then we have to fix it!
33:22Hmm
33:26Are you screwing with me?
33:29Or do you really want to help?
33:31screwing with me or do you really want to help? Why do I feel like I know her? Sir, your
33:48mother called. She knows you're in town. Shit. Why don't you want to see your mother? You
33:58must know it's because she still thinks I'm married and I don't want to hurt her. Maybe
34:05he does have a heart. You know what? Fine. Tell her I'll be there. But track down my ex-wife's
34:12phone number and if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend
34:17again. I'll pay her whatever she wants. He'll pay me? Asshole. I guess it's finally time for
34:26him to find out who I am. Hi. You're, um, you're... Penelope? Yeah, yeah. Penelope, uh, did I,
34:41uh, um, listen, I have a question for you. It's going to sound really crazy, but just you have
34:54to answer yes or no right away, okay? Uh, okay. Mary. I'll give you five million dollars.
35:11You just have to answer right now.
35:13Hi, my dear. Oh, I missed you. Where's Wesley? Uh, I'm so happy to finally have you both
35:35home for Christmas. Yeah, me too, Mom. This is going to be interesting.
35:50Oh, uh, I think I'm going to go to the restroom. I'll be...
35:53I'm going to show you. Sure.
35:59All right. I'm up.
36:03Wesley Maddrake.
36:07You have a lot of explaining to do.
36:10Listen, I know. I've just been busy.
36:15Busy? Oh, poor you.
36:19Too busy to come home to visit your own mother?
36:22Oh, the one who visits me is your wife.
36:27I know. Okay, there's a lot going on.
36:30Oh, no.
36:34Okay, I have to take this.
36:36Oh, I'll be my guest.
36:39Sure.
36:43You just missed your husband.
36:46Fucking work.
36:48So, what's with him?
36:50Don't I know it.
36:51All right.
37:02She here yet?
37:04Sure. She's here.
37:05Just right here?
37:09Where?
37:12Right here.
37:13This is the last one.
37:21I'm so sorry.
37:21I'm sorry.
37:22I'm sorry.
37:29What the fuck is going on?
37:32Uh...
37:32You know what?
37:37I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so let me go.
37:41Let me go get this.