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Baby, Please
Don't Come Home Christmas
Don't Come Home Christmas
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it.
00:00:20You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24This is finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:46Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:10Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:19I have three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:01:32It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:47Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband.
00:01:51Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:54I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:11Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my man?
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:22No time to play, big nose.
00:02:23I want my man!
00:02:26What?
00:02:26What money?
00:02:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:32That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're going to give it back.
00:02:45Oh, my God.
00:02:47I want to...
00:02:51Oh, my God.
00:02:52My nose.
00:02:52You broke my nose.
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:22God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30I can't believe me.
00:03:30I can't believe.
00:03:42Not really.
00:03:43I can't believe.
00:03:43You Vergleiche and theavascript.
00:03:44Oh, it sort of became the manager.
00:03:44Oh, yeah.
00:03:44Oh, yeah.
00:03:44Oh, yeah.
00:03:45Oh, yeah.
00:03:46Oh, yeah.
00:03:47Oh, yeah.
00:03:49Oh, yeah.
00:03:52Oh, yeah.
00:04:11So, I finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:27Oh my god.
00:04:29This isn't real.
00:04:37Oh my god.
00:04:39Oh my god.
00:05:02Oh my god.
00:05:14How does Wes know her?
00:05:19Oh my god.
00:05:23Oh my god.
00:05:23Oh my god.
00:05:50Oh my god.
00:06:00Oh my god.
00:06:29Oh my god.
00:06:32Oh my god.
00:07:02Oh my god.
00:07:50Oh my god.
00:08:16Oh my god.
00:08:19Oh my god.
00:08:31Oh my god.
00:09:00Oh my god.
00:09:30Oh my god.
00:10:25Oh my god.
00:10:39Oh my god.
00:11:18Oh my god.
00:11:40Oh my god.
00:11:52Oh my god.
00:12:48Oh my god.
00:13:15Oh my god.
00:13:21Oh my god.
00:13:22Oh my god.
00:13:47Oh my god.
00:13:53Oh my god.
00:14:36Damn it Dakota, I told you not at work!
00:14:40Well sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills, that's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:50You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey Billy, stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Well, fuck yes I do, but god this isn't happening, he can't just blow it back into town like nothing
00:15:09happened.
00:15:24Uh, what is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:31Now where are behind me?
00:15:34Uh, yeah this isn't gonna work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother soon.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:43I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:50And uh, what room will I be staying in?
00:15:55Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun boys!
00:16:03What?
00:16:05Come on.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:23Come on.
00:16:24Oh, you see.
00:16:29Shhhhhh.
00:16:30Shhhhhhhhhh.
00:16:30Shhhhhh.
00:16:33Shhhhhh.
00:16:34Mr. Mandrake would like to see you in his office
00:16:50You rang?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:05Oh my god, next time no sugar. Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:19Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:21It's your family's land
00:17:24How'd you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know
00:17:30No
00:17:35Hot
00:17:36Oh, oh my god
00:17:37Oh my god
00:17:38Oh my god
00:17:40It's hot
00:17:40It's hot
00:17:42That's hot
00:17:43Yeah, it's hot
00:17:45Oh my god, it's hot
00:17:46Yeah, it's hot
00:17:55All right
00:17:56Yeah, that's
00:17:57Thank you, that's enough
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt
00:18:02It's really hot already
00:18:03So
00:18:05It's good
00:18:05Thank you
00:18:08Really
00:18:11Um
00:18:14Last question
00:18:17I need you to do something for me
00:18:18I need three presents
00:18:21I need a romantic one
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive
00:18:25And I need
00:18:26You know, a gift that a son could give to his mother
00:18:30Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:33Okay
00:18:34Uh
00:18:34Who are the other gifts for?
00:18:37Uh
00:18:37What does it matter?
00:18:40Just
00:18:40I need them
00:18:41Aye aye, Captain
00:18:44Wait, um
00:18:45Just
00:18:47Yeah
00:18:49I'm gonna ask you a question
00:18:50And they
00:18:52Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:04If he doesn't remember me
00:19:06What's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No
00:19:12Mr. Mandrick
00:19:13We haven't met
00:19:18Oh, here, here
00:19:19Just, um
00:19:21Why don't you take this
00:19:22And, um
00:19:23Just leave them on my desk
00:19:35Sir, uh
00:19:37The dealer's here
00:19:39Great
00:19:40That's good
00:19:41Just, um
00:19:43You know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five
00:19:45Situation going here
00:19:48Sure thing
00:20:17What the hell are these?
00:20:21Is this a joke?
00:20:23I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you
00:20:26But
00:20:26I am a medical doctor after all
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive
00:20:32The green one is for your mother
00:20:33And
00:20:34The red one is romantic
00:20:35Hmm
00:20:37Alright
00:20:40Set these aside for my mother and winter
00:20:46Wait
00:20:47Then, who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one
00:20:53Is it romantic enough?
00:20:55It's for someone very special
00:20:57Yes, it's special
00:20:59I picked it out myself
00:21:00Good
00:21:01Listen
00:21:02Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:06A date?
00:21:11Listen
00:21:11Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:15A date?
00:21:20Not as a date
00:21:21Just
00:21:21I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls
00:21:24And I haven't been back here in a long time
00:21:26Don't I know it
00:21:27Uh, sorry I can't
00:21:30Tomorrow night
00:21:30Uh, actually
00:21:34I was being nice
00:21:36You don't have a choice
00:21:39Take me up to date
00:21:41And smile
00:21:51No
00:21:51Why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53I, uh, no
00:21:53You gave me a look
00:21:54No, you gave me that look first
00:21:56Yes, you did
00:21:57No, I didn't
00:21:57Asshole
00:21:58No
00:21:59What?
00:22:01Nothing
00:22:09Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, Mailwoman said she had a package for you
00:22:24I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain
00:22:26And just put it on your desk
00:22:40My married name?
00:23:01This is the goddamn place you chose
00:23:03It's the nicest fresh shot we have
00:23:06Yeah, I feel like I may get something in here
00:23:13It's a cool necklace
00:23:14I like that
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun
00:23:27Thank you so much for making the trip, sir
00:23:32Hell
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:35Truckers
00:23:36CD Bunch
00:23:37I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom
00:23:40You'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole
00:23:45Jesus
00:23:46Well, he ain't wrong
00:23:50Yeah
00:23:50Yeah
00:23:52This place has more potential than I have ever seen
00:23:56I completely agree
00:23:57I want to start development right away
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking
00:24:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Hyper
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Hyper
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady
00:24:15No, my name is Piper
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town
00:24:19Into some overrun tourist tribe ski resort hellhole
00:24:23Listen here, little lady
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town
00:24:28I'm here to give it life
00:24:30Let me assure you
00:24:31The people of Hudson Falls
00:24:33Are my first priority
00:24:42A Starbucks
00:24:43Over here
00:24:45A sushi bar
00:24:46A multi-theatre cineplex
00:24:48Over there
00:24:50A Hooters
00:24:51And another across the street
00:24:55Two Hooters
00:24:56You can't beat that
00:24:58You can't beat that
00:25:00If you tried
00:25:01Hooters
00:25:10I've got your number now
00:25:12Better watch out
00:25:15Hefe
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are
00:25:21But get the fuck out of our town
00:25:24Whoa
00:25:26Man alive
00:25:27She's hotter than a $2 pistol
00:25:29I'd like to discuss the details of the deal
00:25:32I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls
00:25:36Even after I sell
00:25:37Don't worry about that, son
00:25:39We'll iron out all the details
00:25:42Well
00:25:44All right
00:25:46Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is
00:25:50Got to get some rest
00:25:51I suggest you do the same
00:25:54Got a big week next week
00:26:05I should be focused on the sale
00:26:08All I can think about is her
00:26:11Smells like pine
00:26:21Whoa, Mama, that's strong
00:26:24We have to stop the sale, Piper
00:26:27Yeah, I know
00:26:27And I'm working on it
00:26:29You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no
00:26:33Look, I
00:26:35He's not the same guy that he used to be
00:26:37I mean, look what he turned into
00:26:45Wes just texted me
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not
00:26:52What an asshole
00:26:54What are we going to do?
00:26:56We can't let him sell
00:26:59We need a plan
00:27:04Maybe if I can get him to trust me
00:27:06I can convince him not to sell the mountain
00:27:12Here's the back
00:27:25Where is she?
00:27:32You're late
00:27:34I stopped to get your coffee, sir
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:44Fine
00:27:45So, what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:55Oh, God
00:27:56It's her
00:27:57Pop sensation Winter Taylor
00:28:04Oh, God
00:28:06It's her
00:28:07Pop sensation Winter Taylor
00:28:12Santa
00:28:13Santa came down the chimney last night
00:28:15What a mess you made
00:28:17He gave me a fry
00:28:18Santa
00:28:21Next time
00:28:23Use a friend door
00:28:25Santa
00:28:29Next time
00:28:30Use a friend door
00:28:32Santa
00:28:33Next time
00:28:34Use a friend door
00:28:35Santa
00:28:36Next time
00:28:37Use a friend door
00:28:39Santa
00:28:50Santa
00:28:51I love you
00:28:57Winter
00:28:58Winter
00:28:58Oh, my God
00:29:04Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but the girl answered.
00:29:08Oh, yeah, no, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:30Uh, Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:39I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:42Bet on that, okay?
00:29:46Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks poor.
00:29:52Sure, of course. Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:30:07And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:17We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:25So I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:40A town meeting.
00:30:42That way, everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:48We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:05Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of the palm!
00:31:23People, people, please, please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:29Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:36Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:38Get out!
00:31:40Get out of here!
00:31:42Get out of here!
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:45Okay, okay.
00:31:47Settle down, everyone.
00:31:50We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big man!
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:01I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:05and think of all the jobs.
00:32:11Actually,
00:32:14why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls, Wes Mandrake, take the floor?
00:32:20No!
00:32:22Get out of here!
00:32:24Nobody wants you!
00:32:25Get out of here!
00:32:30Get out of here!
00:32:32Hello, everyone.
00:32:33I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here and...
00:32:39Hudson!
00:32:41Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson...
00:32:49Murderer!
00:32:53What?!
00:32:59Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06The hell a man, Drake, told the ski resort were the Dundale.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:26I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:32Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:02Shit.
00:34:05Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know it's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:14And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:32He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:46You're...
00:34:48Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:51Penelope.
00:34:54You're...
00:34:57Um, listen, I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's going to sound really crazy, but just you have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:22You just have to answer right now.
00:35:34Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:42I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:50Um, this is going to be interesting.
00:36:01Oh, uh, I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure, sure.
00:36:10All right.
00:36:12I'm up.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:21Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:39Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, I'll be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59As always with him.
00:37:00Don't I know it.
00:37:08All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15Sure.
00:37:15She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:20Where?
00:37:22Right here.
00:37:30This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:45You know what?
00:37:48I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm going to go.
00:37:52I'm going to go get those back.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:00Done?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04There's, uh...
00:38:05There's an emergency with the buyout in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:10Please.
00:38:12All right?
00:38:13I expect it.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:27Is he here?
00:38:30He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:35Cheers.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:47You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:54I do.
00:38:57I do.
00:39:07I do.
00:39:39What's going on?
00:39:41I had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:47Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:51You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:05What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30Very impressive, sir.
00:40:32What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:39Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:44Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:49Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:03Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:05They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:09Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:12Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:16Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:24Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:28La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:29La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:31This the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:36La-la-la.
00:41:37This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex sells.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:00Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:03Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:07Kill me.
00:42:09I know, right?
00:42:11Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:18I'm busy.
00:42:21Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:25Piper?
00:42:32I need you to take a shopping tomorrow.
00:42:36Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:38Uh, Piper?
00:42:40What did we talk about?
00:42:44So, how's...
00:42:45Ten o'clock.
00:42:46Good?
00:42:47Fuck.
00:42:48Dude.
00:42:49Dude.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:00Oh.
00:43:01Oh, thank you.
00:43:05Thanks.
00:43:08Oh, God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:13Hey, you.
00:43:16Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:26Smile, baby.
00:43:28Baby?
00:43:29He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:32Come on.
00:43:41Thanks.
00:43:42Thank you, man.
00:43:49Uh...
00:43:49Sorry.
00:43:50Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:53Uh...
00:43:59Yep.
00:44:01Hey, better call Becky with the good hair, bitch.
00:44:06What?
00:44:07Stay away from Wes.
00:44:09He's my boyfriend.
00:44:11And we're getting married soon.
00:44:14Oh, is that right, twat?
00:44:17Oh, yeah?
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:19And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:44:22I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:25You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:27You got it?
00:44:29Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:37Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:46Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:51What is wrong with you?
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:44:58What are you doing?
00:44:59Get off of me!
00:45:00Oh, ah, okay.
00:45:04Oh, okay.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Okay.
00:45:07I mean, she attacked me!
00:45:09She attacked me!
00:45:10All right.
00:45:11We need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:13I'm so sorry.
00:45:15What the hell?
00:45:18What?
00:45:19I expect her upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:29Wow.
00:45:29She's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:33It's not like that.
00:45:35Then what's it like?
00:45:37It's complicated.
00:45:39It always is.
00:45:46Piper.
00:45:48Piper!
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:04Uh, Penelope?
00:46:06It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:12Uh, Penelope?
00:46:14It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:17Don't hang up.
00:46:18Just let me say...
00:46:20I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:35What did I just say?
00:46:37I said that I'm not talking...
00:46:38What?
00:46:41Oh.
00:46:41Um.
00:46:43Nothing.
00:46:45What's up?
00:46:48Meet me for a drink.
00:46:51No.
00:46:53Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:55and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:59One drink, and you'll leave me alone?
00:47:02One drink.
00:47:09Whiskey, Billy.
00:47:10No.
00:47:17I said one drink.
00:47:19Bye.
00:47:20Bye.
00:47:29Christmas.
00:47:30Drink with me.
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I can drink with you.
00:47:33Rich boy, I can do anything for you.
00:47:36Oh, okay.
00:47:37No, piss off.
00:47:37He's drinking with me.
00:47:40Bye.
00:47:41Yeah, no.
00:47:49Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:52I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:54What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:48:02What?
00:48:05Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:48:11What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:16Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:21Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29You two.
00:48:30You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:33Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:44What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:51Whoa!
00:48:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:53Oh, my God.
00:48:55Okay, thanks.
00:48:56Spill alert!
00:48:57I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:59It was so good to see you.
00:49:00Good to see you two.
00:49:01Take care, okay?
00:49:02Bye.
00:49:03Let's see you.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:28What am I doing?
00:49:30Come on, get in.
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:50:04Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:27Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:39Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:48Marie!
00:50:50Go back to the circus!
00:50:54You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her.
00:50:56She looks like a mutant.
00:51:01There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:05Because you do?
00:51:30Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:37I'm a jerk.
00:51:59Where the hell am I?
00:52:01Okay, come on, guys.
00:52:01Guys, I want the lights hung, hung above that, right there.
00:52:07What are you doing?
00:52:08I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:10Just go take it, please.
00:52:17Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:22I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:24By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:28I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:30In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:33Mmm.
00:52:33You'll see.
00:52:34I bet.
00:52:36Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:42Piper! Piper!
00:52:43You've got to get up that mountain right now.
00:52:46What's wrong?
00:52:47It's Holly.
00:52:49They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:52Come on, guys.
00:53:05Holly!
00:53:05Get out of here!
00:53:06Come on!
00:53:07Holly!
00:53:08Oh, about time.
00:53:10What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:12Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:15Holly, what are you doing?
00:53:16If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:53:25We didn't talk about this.
00:53:27We need soil samples.
00:53:29Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:30Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:35She has to go.
00:53:38You know what, no!
00:53:39Holly, stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:43You're a liar.
00:53:46I'm...
00:53:47Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:49You know what?
00:53:49Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:51I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper!
00:53:57Piper!
00:54:00You know these hippies?
00:54:02They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:05What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:08You figure it out.
00:54:09Never let the party die!
00:54:13Oh, fuck.
00:54:19God bless everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:31Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:33You have five seconds.
00:54:35Meet me for coffee, please.
00:54:37No!
00:54:38I need to talk to you.
00:54:40Please.
00:54:44Fine.
00:54:45Whatever.
00:55:01I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:08Well, here we go.
00:55:22Wait.
00:55:24What are you doing here?
00:55:30Wait.
00:55:32What are you doing here?
00:55:39I, uh...
00:55:45I...
00:55:45I...
00:55:45I wanted a coffee.
00:55:46Is that...
00:55:47Okay with you?
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah, no.
00:55:51Of course.
00:55:52I just...
00:55:53I thought...
00:55:55You thought what?
00:55:59Nothing.
00:56:00Nothing.
00:56:02You look really pretty.
00:56:14What?
00:56:15What?
00:56:16What?
00:56:16Well, I waited long enough.
00:56:29Go away.
00:56:30I'll leave you alone.
00:56:32Just one last favor.
00:56:34No.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Please.
00:56:36Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:47Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:50I think she hates me.
00:56:52Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:53She does.
00:56:54Fine.
00:56:55Leave it here and get out.
00:57:26It's...
00:57:27Beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:51How did you get the whole eel?
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:54Na, na, na, na, la, na, na, na.
00:57:57Tards the season to be jolly.
00:58:00Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:58:18Oh, my God.
00:58:20It's Wes Mandrick, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:23Smoke coffee, please.
00:58:33He's coming over.
00:58:35He's coming over!
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:43Uh, hi.
00:58:47What's your name?
00:58:48Uh, I'm Pen... Penelope.
00:58:53Penelope.
00:58:53I'm Wes.
00:58:56Yeah, I know who you are.
00:59:04Just...
00:59:05Oh, my God.
00:59:31Oh, my God.
00:59:36Bye.
00:59:44What are you doing?
00:59:46This dress is not for you.
00:59:49Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:52She wasn't home.
00:59:52I didn't want to leave it outside.
01:00:00I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:08Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:14So, to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:19Miss Winter Taylor!
01:00:27Jesus Christ.
01:00:29What the fuck now?
01:00:31What the fuck now?
01:00:41What the fuck now?
01:00:48Santa came down my chin last night.
01:00:51Santa came down my chin last night.
01:00:52What a mess you made.
01:00:53He gave me a fry, Santa.
01:00:56Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
01:00:58Next time.
01:00:59Huh, huh.
01:01:00Use the front door.
01:01:02Santa.
01:01:02Next time.
01:01:03Use the front door.
01:01:11Santa.
01:01:13Next time.
01:01:13Use the front door.
01:01:15Use the front door.
01:01:18Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:01:30No, no, no, no.
01:01:35That was interesting.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:42That was just for you, baby.
01:01:45Yeah, it was really...
01:01:47It was, uh...
01:01:51You know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:54Here, take that, please.
01:01:56And a bear, dum-dum.
01:02:00What is she doing here?
01:02:02Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:05Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:08Wait, you're related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:13That explains a lot.
01:02:17Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:23Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:34I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:36He wasn't there.
01:02:38Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:42Yup, he was with me.
01:02:45No.
01:02:50Whoops!
01:02:55Whoops!
01:02:59What is wrong with you?
01:03:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:06That is not true.
01:03:09Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:12Listen, folks.
01:03:13I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:18I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:19Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:03:27ski resort.
01:03:30Piper.
01:03:31Piper, wait.
01:03:32Piper.
01:03:36Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:41You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:54Wes, baby!
01:03:58Piper?
01:04:00Piper?
01:04:16Piper?
01:04:18I at least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:21Don't do it.
01:04:25God damn it.
01:04:33Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:37I don't know.
01:04:38I just...
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:47It's so stupid.
01:04:48God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:49Hey.
01:04:50Hey.
01:04:52You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:54My son is.
01:04:57Oh, gosh.
01:04:58He's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:05:02So angry.
01:05:08Um.
01:05:09I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:13I'll be right back.
01:05:20Hi, Mom.
01:05:23Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:29You're on my shit list.
01:05:31I hope you know that.
01:05:35Mom, I...
01:05:38I'm sorry.
01:05:40All right?
01:05:44I'm sorry.
01:05:45So.
01:05:46Was your wife?
01:05:51What?
01:05:53Your wife?
01:05:54How is she?
01:06:00I'm not sure.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:04I know.
01:06:06I know.
01:06:19How do you know Piper?
01:06:30How do you know Piper?
01:06:33Piper.
01:06:34Piper who?
01:06:36It's Penelope.
01:06:37Your wife.
01:06:47Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:49Is Piper White?
01:06:51All right.
01:06:53Wes?
01:06:57Hi.
01:06:59Penelope.
01:07:03I didn't know.
01:07:05Doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:07her this whole time if you would have came back you would have actually gotten to know me
01:07:20listen i had to go i had to yeah because you thought that you were better than hudson falls
01:07:27no no then what i had to leave why
01:07:36that night those men were after me remember what is he oh my god my nose he broke my nose
01:07:50i had to leave i didn't have a choice the men that were after me they weren't going to stop
01:07:58they were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me and my father he took a loan
01:08:05out in my name before he died bullshit you left because he never cared about me is that what you
01:08:11think i've always looked out for you you took pity on me i protected you just like every other asshole
01:08:21that i've met you're just like every other gold digger i've met you don't know me you were gone
01:08:25for the last five years you just left me here we had an agreement what'd you want me to do
01:08:33i wanted you to call me i wanted you to come see me i wanted you to do anything anything
01:08:40that showed
01:08:40that you actually gave a fuck about me i loved you i still love you i always have don't you
01:08:49get that
01:08:54no i just thought it was about the money for you
01:08:58it was never about the money
01:09:03i just wanted you
01:09:15i want you to go and i want you to get out and i want you to never come back
01:09:24you destroyed our town you don't even care you're heartless
01:09:29i'm heartless
01:09:34you want me to leave is that what you want
01:09:41you know what fine fine i'll go back to manhattan with my money and my rich friends and my
01:09:49their fucking life and you can stay right here just sit with all the other fucking losers these poor
01:09:59fucks who won't amount to anything in their life go ahead knock yourself out i hate you
01:10:09i hate you
01:10:12get out get out get out
01:10:19just go please
01:10:24hey
01:10:25merry christmas
01:10:32wes
01:10:33wes
01:10:34wes
01:10:34please honey please stay stay it's it's christmas okay mom listen i gotta go i'll see
01:10:40you in the city for new year's okay honey honey please just for once no i have to go i'm
01:10:48sorry
01:10:48mom
01:10:58good job
01:11:05heels off
01:11:08what the fuck did you just say
01:11:14what the fuck did you just say
01:11:16pee pee
01:11:19look at me
01:11:21i am not your baby
01:11:23i will never be with you winter
01:11:26daddy
01:11:29get back here
01:11:30get the fuck back here
01:11:32we had a deal you little shit
01:11:36what was that
01:12:00cancel london you take the chopper back to the city i'll get my own ride i need to be alone
01:12:07right now
01:12:09of course
01:12:21oh and sir
01:12:22merry christmas
01:12:25merry christmas dakota
01:12:46yeah
01:12:46yeah real nice
01:13:07manhattan and if you turn the christmas music off i'll give you a thousand dollars
01:13:24i did it
01:13:25i did it
01:13:26you did it
01:13:26i did it
01:13:29i'm a hero
01:13:49i love it
01:14:15merry christmas baby
01:14:18listen
01:14:19why don't we open presents now
01:14:20and then i was thinking
01:14:22we take a plane to portugal for new year
01:14:24what do you think
01:14:28what the hell are you doing
01:14:32wesley
01:14:35i'm warning you
01:14:36careful
01:14:42i think you should leave my apartment
01:14:45now
01:15:07what do you want me
01:15:16because
01:15:18because
01:15:18because
01:15:19because you're crazy
01:15:20because you can't force anybody into a relationship
01:15:23you can't force anybody to love you
01:15:28because
01:15:28i love her
01:15:30what
01:15:31i love her
01:15:32i love piper
01:15:34and i always have
01:15:37what is it about that bitch huh
01:15:39i'm a good person too
01:15:41i
01:15:41i don't need to do the orangutans
01:15:44i
01:15:44i'm sorry i'm rich
01:15:46i'm sorry i don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian
01:15:49i deserve to be loved too
01:15:53i gotta go
01:15:54no no no
01:15:57what
01:15:58what
01:15:59what
01:16:00what am i supposed to do now
01:16:19where's piper
01:16:21i don't know
01:16:22who cares
01:16:25christmas time
01:16:26my dreams are dead
01:16:27my dreams are dead
01:16:30who cares
01:16:33who cares
01:16:35who cares
01:16:56and
01:17:14You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:18You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:20If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:25Piper, you okay?
01:17:30Where's my mother?
01:17:32She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:36Let me out!
01:17:37Let me out!
01:17:44All right.
01:17:46I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:17:50You have my word.
01:17:53All you have to do is sign.
01:18:06Let me tell you, nobody fucks Hank Calhoun except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:17Got what we need?
01:18:35Go get my mother!
01:18:37You came back for me.
01:18:40I'll leave you again.
01:18:52No, Wes, look out!
01:19:05No!
01:19:08Don't...
01:19:08Don't...
01:19:09Don't...
01:19:10Don't...
01:19:11Don't...
01:19:12I don't...
01:19:13Don't...
01:19:14Don't...
01:19:14Yeah...
01:19:15Hey!
01:19:16Wes, what's up?
01:19:18Wes, what's up?
01:19:19Get an ambulance.
01:19:21Just call an ambulance, please.
01:19:23Jesus.
01:19:27Piper.
01:19:28Piper, look at me.
01:19:30Hey, come.
01:19:32Hey, come.
01:19:33Please.
01:19:34Come.
01:19:37Piper.
01:19:51Hey, Wes.
01:19:52Merry Christmas.
01:19:54Merry Christmas.
01:19:56Cheers.
01:20:08Hey.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:15Yeah, me too.
01:20:18I missed it here.
01:20:21You all right?
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:25Just...
01:20:27I wish she was here.
01:20:57Oh, whoa, it's really coming down out there.
01:21:00Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:21:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:21:03I got it again.
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Sorry.
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:08Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:10A little boy.
01:21:11Oh!
01:21:12Good way.
01:21:39What was that for?
01:21:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:45Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:21:49Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:21:51Hey!
01:21:52a little boy.
01:22:00Oh, oh, oh!
01:22:03Oh, oh!
01:22:05Oh, oh!
01:22:11Oh...
01:22:12You
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