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00:00I see. Oh, poor you. Too busy to come home to visit your own mother?
00:09Oh, who visits me is your wife.
00:13I know. Okay, there's a lot going on. Hold on.
00:18Okay, I have to take this.
00:22Oh, be my guest. Sure.
00:27You just missed your husband. Fucking work.
00:34So where's with him? Don't I know it.
00:44All right.
00:48She hear you? She's here. She's right here.
00:53Where? Right here.
01:00What the fuck is going on?
01:08Uh, you know what? I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so let me go. Let me go get those right back.
01:21Don't?
01:28Ah, listen. There's, uh, there's an emergency with the bio in London, Ma. Listen, I'm sorry. I won't make it up to you, okay? Please. All right?
01:40Respect. Please, it's Christmas.
01:43Sir?
01:45Wesley!
01:50Here we go.
01:53Is he... here?
01:57He's not fucking here.
01:59Cheers.
02:00Yes.
02:01Yes.
02:10I do.
02:12You may now kiss the bride.
02:14I do.
02:15You may now kiss.
02:16He's not fucking here.
02:17No, no, no.
02:18You're not kind of famous.
02:20All right, you know what happens.
02:21You're in Присяx.
02:22You're in Ph.
02:23We're doing...
02:24No, no, no...
02:25You're not fucking here.
02:26No, no, no.
02:27You're in.
02:28I've got to...
02:29No, no.
02:30No, no, no, no.
02:31No, no, no.
02:32No, I'm just a little.
02:33No, no, no, no.
02:34No.
02:35No, no.
02:36No, no.
02:37No, no, no.
02:39No, no.
02:40No, no.
02:41What's going on?
03:07I had to sweeten the deal.
03:10Now?
03:11We've got the vote, kid.
03:12Why didn't I know about this?
03:14Son, it's time I take the lead on this one.
03:18You just worry about waxing those skis.
03:31What the hell am I doing?
03:33What if this is a mistake?
03:45They're impressive, sir.
03:59What the fuck?
04:00All right, come on, guys.
04:06Five, four, three, two, one.
04:08Deck the halls with bells of holly.
04:11Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
04:13Tis the season to be jolly.
04:16Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
04:17Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop.
04:21Was that supposed to be singing?
04:24Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
04:29Winter, that...
04:30Hey, they're just kids, okay?
04:32They're trying.
04:33Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
04:34Oh, ladies, let's take it easy.
04:37Do you think that you can do better?
04:39Go ahead.
04:40Teach.
04:43Why teach?
04:46I can show.
04:50Deck the halls with bells of holly.
04:54La-la-la-la-la.
04:55La-la-la-la-la.
04:57Tis the season to be jolly.
05:01La-la-la-la-la.
05:02La-la-la-la.
05:03This, honestly, isn't even better.
05:07Show someone here, you know.
05:12Want to tell me a secret?
05:14Sex.
05:15Sex.
05:18Thank you, thank you.
05:26Honest to God, you love it.
05:30Yeah, it's, um...
05:32Yeah, it's really...
05:34Kill me.
05:35I know, right?
05:37Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
05:42Tomorrow?
05:43Yeah, I can't.
05:44I'm busy.
05:46Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
05:51Piper?
05:58I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
06:00Yeah, no thanks.
06:04Uh, Piper?
06:06What did we talk about?
06:10So, I'll...
06:11Ten o'clock.
06:12Good?
06:14Fuck.
06:15Dude.
06:15Dude.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25Oh, my God, there's nothing in this town.
06:39Hey, you.
06:41Take a picture of me on Westgate, will you?
06:43Smile, baby.
06:52Baby?
06:54Baby?
06:55He was my husband a week ago.
06:57Come on.
06:58Come on.
06:58Thanks.
06:58Thanks, man.
07:15Sorry.
07:16Excuse me, ladies.
07:17Hey, better call Becky with a good hair, bitch.
07:30What?
07:31What?
07:32Stay away from Wes.
07:34He's my boyfriend.
07:36And we're getting married soon.
07:40Oh, is that right, twat?
07:43Oh, yeah?
07:44Yeah.
07:45And next time you try to ruin one of our dates, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
07:51You broke-ass gold digger.
07:53You got it?
07:54Oh, I would love to see you try.
08:06Oh, I would love to see you try.
08:17What is wrong with you?
08:18Get off of me!
08:23What are you just doing?
08:24Get off of me!
08:25Help!
08:28Oh, okay.
08:30Okay.
08:30All right.
08:31Okay.
08:32Baby, she attacked me!
08:34She attacked me!
08:36All right, we need to get the hell out of here.
08:38Come here.
08:41What the hell?
08:44What?
08:45I expect to upstairs in five minutes with my things.
08:48Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
08:59It's not like that.
09:01Then what's it like?
09:03It's complicated.
09:05It always is.
09:12Piper.
09:13Piper!
09:14Piper!
09:18Hello?
09:29Hello?
09:30Uh, Penelope?
09:32It's Wes Mandrake.
09:37Uh, Penelope?
09:40It's Wes Mandrake.
09:41Don't hang up.
09:44Just let me say...
09:45I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole.
10:01What did I just say?
10:02I said that I'm not talking to you!
10:03Oh, um...
10:08Nothing.
10:10What's up?
10:13Meet me for a drink.
10:17No!
10:18Listen, just come meet me for a drink, and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
10:24One drink and you'll leave me alone?
10:26One drink.
10:34Please, can you go?
10:35No.
10:43I said one drink.
10:44Bye.
10:44Bye.
10:45Bye.
10:45Bye.
10:54Christmas.
10:55Frank Griffin.
10:56No.
10:57I can drink with you.
10:58Which way, I can do anything for you.
11:01Oh, okay.
11:01No, piss off.
11:02He's drinking with me.
11:04Bye.
11:06Yeah, go.
11:07Are you really going to sell the land?
11:17I'd be a fool not to.
11:19What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
11:28Hudson Falls Pound Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
11:33What if I told you I could get it?
11:40Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
11:46Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
11:52What?
11:54You two.
11:55You and Mrs. Mandry.
11:58Here is your check for $5 million.
12:03What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
12:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, my God.
12:20Okay, thanks.
12:20Spill alert!
12:22I better get him cleaned up.
12:23It was so good to see you.
12:25It was so good to see you two.
12:25Take care, okay?
12:27Bye.
12:28Let's sleep.
12:28Yeah, thanks.
12:29Sit.
12:33What are you doing?
12:53Oh, come on, Julian.
12:55Come on.
12:56Get in.
12:57Absolutely not.
12:59Okay.
13:16Okay.
13:19Okay.
13:20Okay.
13:20All right.
13:23Yes.
13:23Okay.
13:24Okay, fuck it.
13:31Hell yeah, boy.
13:52Why do I feel like I know you?
13:54Why do I feel like I know you?
14:13Marie!
14:15Go back to the circus!
14:18You think that's cool?
14:20Look at her.
14:21She looks like a mutant.
14:22There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
14:30Because you do?
14:32Let me tell this, I just want to think about you.
14:51So I can use your system.
14:58I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
15:02But where the hell am I?
15:11Okay, come on, guys.
15:26I want the lights hung, hung above that, right there.
15:32What are you doing?
15:33I didn't say to move the tree that way.
15:35Just go, take it, please.
15:42Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
15:46I'm distressed about this whole thing.
15:48By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
15:53I'm not destroying anything.
15:55In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
15:57You'll see.
15:59You'll see.
15:59I bet.
16:00Listen, did we, uh...
16:04Last night?
16:07Piper, Piper.
16:08You've got to get up that mountain.
16:09Right.
16:10Now.
16:11What's wrong?
16:12It's Holly.
16:14There seems she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
16:15Come on, guys.
16:30Holly!
16:30Get out of here.
16:31Come on.
16:32Holly!
16:33Oh, about time.
16:35What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
16:37Get this goddamn hippie out of here.
16:40Holly, what are you doing?
16:41If they try to take this cocksucker down,
16:44they'll have to go through me.
16:45We didn't talk about this.
16:52We need soil samples.
16:53Geological shit you don't understand.
16:55Just get her the goddamn out of here.
16:59She has to go.
17:03You don't know.
17:04Holly, stay there.
17:06Get her out of here now.
17:08You're a liar.
17:09I'm...
17:10Piper, listen, I don't...
17:13You don't know.
17:14Find somebody else to work for you.
17:15I quit.
17:18You can find your own way home.
17:21Piper.
17:22Piper.
17:25You know these hippies.
17:27I don't trim their pubes.
17:30What does that have to do with anything?
17:32I don't know.
17:33You figure it out.
17:34I don't know.
17:35I don't know.
17:36I don't know.
17:39Fuck.
17:41God bless everyone.
17:47Ew.
17:53Hello?
17:55Malapy, don't hang up.
17:57You have five seconds.
17:59Meet me for coffee, please.
18:01No.
18:03I need to talk to you, please.
18:08Fine.
18:09Whatever.
18:25I knew she wouldn't come.
18:32Well, here we go.
18:35What are you doing here?
18:54Wait.
18:55What are you doing here?
19:03I, uh...
19:04I wanted a coffee.
19:11Is that okay with you?
19:14Yeah.
19:15Yeah, no.
19:16Of course.
19:17I just...
19:18I thought you...
19:20You thought what?
19:23Nothing.
19:26You look really pretty.
19:27Well, I waited long enough.
19:42Go away.
19:54I'll leave you alone.
19:56Just one last favor.
19:58No.
19:59Please.
20:00Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
20:03Why?
20:04Can you bring this to her?
20:05I ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night.
20:08Why don't you bring it to her?
20:11Because she'd never accept it from me.
20:14I think she hates me.
20:16Ding, ding, ding.
20:17She does.
20:18Fine.
20:19Leave it here and get out.
20:20It's...
20:25It's...
20:37It's...
20:49It's beautiful I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight
21:19Oh
21:42My god FASM major hottest guy nuts and falls some coffee
21:49He's coming over.
21:59He's coming over!
22:05Hi.
22:07Uh, hi.
22:10What's your name?
22:12Uh, I'm Penelope.
22:16Penelope.
22:17I'm Wes.
22:19Uh, yeah, I know who you are.
22:21Uh, yeah, I know who you are.
22:49Uh, uh, well.
22:57Okay.
23:00Bye.
23:07What are you doing?
23:09This dress is not for you.
23:10Yes, it is, you toolbox.
23:15She wasn't home.
23:16I didn't want to leave it outside.
23:22I guess you do look pretty good.
23:31Hudson Falls.
23:32We want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
23:38So, to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
23:42Miss Winter Taylor!
23:44Jesus Christ.
23:52What the fuck now?
23:54What the fuck now?
23:54You're going to thank you for your sake.
24:01And then, we're going to thank you for your show.
24:05And then, we're going to thank you for your time.
24:06Um, my, my, my, my, my, your, my...
24:12I am the king of you last night.
24:14What am I to make?
24:16You gave me the price, Santa
24:17Ha, ha, ha, ha
24:20Next time
24:21Ha, ha, use a friend tour
24:23Santa, next time
24:25Use a friend tour
24:27Santa, next time
24:29Use a friend tour
24:30Santa, next time
24:32Use a friend tour
24:34Santa, next time
24:36Use a friend tour
24:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:56That was interesting.
25:00That was just for you, baby.
25:06Yeah, it was really, it was, uh, uh, you know, what's that hat made of?
25:16Here, take that, please.
25:18And a bear, no, no.
25:22What is she doing here?
25:24Ah, great for fallings, darling.
25:27Thanks, Daddy.
25:29Wait, you're related?
25:32She's my little girl.
25:35That explains a lot.
25:36Wait, is Wesh just being nice to her because of her father?
25:43Wesh, uh, can we have a talk, please?
25:45Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies?
25:56I went by Wesh's office today.
25:58He wasn't there.
26:00Do you know anything about that slut?
26:02Yup, he was with me.
26:07No.
26:12Woo!
26:16Woo!
26:18What is wrong with you?
26:22What happened to your dress?
26:25Oh, she just bumped into me.
26:27That is not true.
26:29Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
26:33Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
26:39Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
26:49Piper.
26:52Piper.
26:52Piper, wait.
26:53Piper.
26:56Piper.
26:56Piper.
26:57Piper.
26:58Are you ready to make more money than God?
27:03You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
27:09What?
27:17Maybe!
27:18Piper!
27:20Piper!
27:22Piper!
27:31Dakota.
27:34Dakota, do not attack me right now.
27:36I know I said to attack me when I at least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
27:42Don't do it.
27:46God damn it.
27:49Oh!
27:50Oh!
27:54Why didn't you ever tell me?
27:58I don't know, I just...
28:00I always doubt that maybe he would come back and...
28:04We would fall in love.
28:08It's so stupid.
28:09God, I'm so stupid.
28:10Hey!
28:11Hey!
28:13You're not stupid, baby, okay?
28:16My son is.
28:18Gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what you had.
28:23So angry.
28:24I'm going to go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
28:34Yeah.
28:35Right back.
28:41Okay.
28:42I'm on.
28:44Wesley Mandrake.
28:45You're on my shit list.
28:51I hope you know that.
28:54Ma, I...
28:55I'm sorry.
28:59All right?
29:04John.
29:06What's your wife?
29:10What?
29:11Your wife.
29:14How is she?
29:19I'm not sure.
29:22Yeah.
29:24I know.
29:25How do you know Piper?
29:49How do you know Piper?
29:52Piper.
29:53Piper who?
29:55It's Penelope.
29:57Your wife.
30:07Penelope Mandrake.
30:09Is Piper White?
30:13Wes?
30:16Piper.
30:19Penelope.
30:20Penelope.
30:23I didn't know.
30:25It doesn't matter anymore.
30:35This whole time?
30:36If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
30:40I had to go.
30:42I had to.
30:43Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
30:47No.
30:49No.
30:49Then what?
30:52I had to leave.
30:54Why?
30:56That night, those men were after me, Piper.
31:01Where is he?
31:02Oh my God, my nose, he broke my nose.
31:06Shh.
31:08I had to leave.
31:11I didn't have a choice.
31:13The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
31:17They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
31:20And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
31:26Bullshit.
31:27You left because he never cared about me.
31:29Is that what you think?
31:31I've always looked out for you.
31:33You took pity on me.
31:36I protected you.
31:38I'm just like every other asshole that I've met.
31:40You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
31:42You don't know me.
31:43You were gone for the last five years.
31:45You just left me here.
31:47We had an agreement.
31:49What'd you want me to do?
31:50I wanted you to call me.
31:54I wanted you to come see me.
31:56I wanted you to do anything.
31:58Anything that showed that you actually give a fuck about me.
32:02I loved you.
32:05I still love you.
32:07I always have.
32:07Don't you get that?
32:11No.
32:13I just thought it was about the money for you.
32:17It was never about the money.
32:20I just wanted you.
32:33Robert, what do you want me to do?
32:38I want you to go.
32:39And I want you to get out.
32:41And I want you to never come back.
32:43You destroyed our town.
32:44You don't even care.
32:45You're heartless.
32:48I'm heartless.
32:50You want me to leave?
32:55Is that what you want?
33:00You know what?
33:01Fine.
33:01Fine.
33:02I'll go back to Manhattan with my money and my rich friends and my perfect pumpkin nut.
33:08And if you can stay right here, just sit with all the other fucking losers.
33:17These poor fucks who won't amount to anything in their life.
33:22Go ahead.
33:23Knock yourself out.
33:24I hate you.
33:25I hate you.
33:26I hate you.
33:27I hate you.
33:29Get out.
33:31Get out.
33:32Get out.
33:33Get out.
33:34Get out.
33:35Go.
33:36Please.
33:37Hey.
33:38Merry Christmas.
33:39Hey.
33:40Merry Christmas.
33:41What?
33:42West.
33:43West.
33:44Please.
33:45Honey, please stay.
33:46Stay.
33:47It's Christmas, okay?
33:48Mom, listen.
33:49I gotta go.
33:50I'll see you in the city for New Year's.
33:51Okay?
33:52Honey, please.
33:53Just for once.
33:54No.
33:55I have to go.
33:56I'm sorry.
33:57Mom.
33:58I'm sorry.
33:59I'm sorry.
34:00Good job.
34:01The deal's off.
34:02What the fuck did you just say?
34:03I got to go.
34:04I gotta go.
34:05I'll see you in the city for New Year's.
34:06Okay, I'm-
34:07I need police.
34:08Just for once.
34:09No.
34:10I have to go.
34:11I'm sorry, Mom.
34:13I'm sorry.
34:14I need police.
34:15Just for once.
34:16No.
34:17I have to go.
34:18I'm sorry.
34:19Mom.
34:20I'm sorry.
34:21I'm sorry.
34:22I'm sorry.
34:24Good job.
34:25Good job.
34:26what the fuck did you just say what the fuck did you just say baby look at me i am not your baby
34:41i will never be with you winter daddy get back here get the fuck back here
34:50we had a deal you little shit what was that
34:56do something
35:08cancel london
35:19can you take the chopper back to the city
35:21i'll get my own ride i need to be alone right now
35:26of course
35:28um and sir
35:40merry christmas
35:43merry christmas dakota
35:45they're real nice
36:05manhattan and if you turn the christmas music off i'll give you a thousand dollars
36:29i did it
36:43i did it
36:46i did it
36:48i'm a hero
36:49i love it
36:56i love it
37:10merry christmas baby
37:21merry christmas baby
37:35hey listen
37:36why don't we open presents now and then i was thinking we take a plane to portugal for new year
37:42what do you think
37:43what the hell are you doing
37:48i think you should leave my apartment now
38:00i think you should leave my apartment now
38:14what the hell are you doing
38:27what the hell are you doing
38:28why do you want me
38:29why do you want me
38:31What the f**k?
38:33What the f**k?
38:35Because...
38:37Because you're crazy.
38:39Because you can't force anybody into a relationship.
38:41You can't force anybody to love you.
38:45Because...
38:47I love her.
38:49What?
38:51I love her.
38:53I love Piper.
38:55And I always have.
38:57What is it about that bitch, huh?
38:59I don't need to...
39:01I'm sorry I'm rich.
39:03I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
39:07I deserve to be loved too.
39:11I gotta go.
39:13No, no, no.
39:15What?
39:25What am I supposed to do now, Anna?
39:29Where's Piper?
39:31I don't know.
39:33Who cares?
39:35It's Christmas time.
39:37My dreams are dead.
39:39I don't know.
39:41Who cares?
39:43It's Christmas time.
39:45My dreams are dead.
39:47I don't know.
39:53Go, let go.
39:55I love for a baby.
39:57I don't know.
39:59I don't know.
40:01I'm sorry, that's a joke.
40:03I'm sorry.
40:05I'm sorry.
40:06I don't know.
40:09What am I supposed to do now?
40:11Oh my God.
40:13You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
40:36You sign this, we all walk out of here.
40:38If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
40:44Viper, are you okay?
40:49Where's my mother?
40:50She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
40:54Let me out, who's the fucker?
41:01Alright, I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
41:07You have my word, all you have to do is sign.
41:25Let me tell you, nobody fucks Hank Calhoun except Hank Calhoun.
41:32I'll sign.
41:33Go away, mate.
41:34Go away, mate.
41:35Go away, mate.
41:36Go away, mate.
41:37Go away, mate.
41:38Go away, mate.
41:39You came back for me.
41:40I'll see you again.
41:45You came back for me.
41:51I'll be waiting for you again.
41:54Look at my mom.
41:56Look at that for me.
41:58I will be to you again.
42:10No, what? Look out!
42:24Look out!
42:26Look out!
42:28Look out!
42:30Patrick!
42:32Patrick, no!
42:34Where is she?
42:36Where is she?
42:38Get an ambulance.
42:40Call an ambulance, please.
42:42Jesus!
42:44Hi, Bert.
42:46Hi, Bert.
42:48Look at me.
42:50Look out!
42:52Good.
42:54Hi, Bert.
43:08Hey, Wes.
43:10Merry Christmas.
43:12Merry Christmas.
43:14Cheers.
43:16Hey.
43:18I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
43:32Yeah.
43:34Me too.
43:36I missed it here.
43:38You alright?
43:40Yeah.
43:42Just...
43:44I wish she was here.
43:46Let's go.
43:50To the other part today.
43:52I fell out.
43:54I'm really sad.
43:56Oh yeah.
43:58Let's go.
44:00Oh!
44:01Woah!
44:02Let's go.
44:03Let's go.
44:04Let's go.
44:05Let's go now.
44:06Let's go.
44:07Well, let's go now.
44:08Let's go.
44:09Let's go here.
44:10Let's go now.
44:12Let's go now.
44:13Let's go.
44:14Oh! Whoa, it's really coming down out there. Oh, sweetie, let me help you. Wait, wait, wait.
44:21I got it again. Oh! Sorry. Thank you. Sorry I'm late. This is Bell Hotter Baby, a little boy. Oh! Nice. Good boy.
44:44What was that for? Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake. Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
45:14Thank you again. Seriously, I don't know what I would have done.
45:37Please, what kind of man would I be if I didn't help a damsel in distress?
45:41It's my night in shining armor.
45:44This is the best hot chocolate I've ever had.
45:49Thank you, please. It's the instant snudge. I found it, and I covered it over there.
45:54Seriously, though, thank you. All the other mechanic shops are closed. It's Christmas Eve.
45:57Yeah, look, Joy, I'm actually not in the...
46:00You don't have to explain anything to me. I know times are tight. I just don't have to shift at the hospital.
46:06Um...
46:06Oh, um...
46:10I have to take this.
46:11Hey, my beautiful daughter.
46:18I can't wait to see you.
46:20And I'm so excited to meet your fiancé.
46:23You're bringing him to Clovis, right?
46:25Thanks.
46:26Oh, my God.
46:26I'm so excited to see you guys.
46:32Oh, my God.
46:34Hello, hey, my God.
46:35How's your story?
46:36I'll be, yeah.
46:38I'll be right back to the hashtag, baby.
46:39Hold on to some of the shots.
46:40So this wasn't about supporting