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Blankety Blank (2021) - Season 5 Episode 1 -
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00:00Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
00:02Appearing on a very Christmassy edition of Blankety Blank is
00:06Stephanie Beecham
00:07Charlotte Church
00:10Daniel Mays
00:12Jack Dee
00:14Moxie Mabusey
00:17And Alex Brooker
00:19Please welcome your host, it's me, Bradley Walsh
00:30Ho, ho, ho
00:39Welcome to a Christmas edition of Blankety Blank, everyone
00:44Merry Christmas
00:45Merry Christmas, everyone
00:49Hello, celebrities
00:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, good
00:53Oh, Tony
00:56Up and down, that's what, two, blimey
01:08Sorry, dude, I should think so
01:13Naughty list
01:16Naughty list
01:17You can tell it's cold outside, couldn't you?
01:26Right, now then, I've got to ask you, what happens in your house at Christmas, Jack Dee?
01:33Oh, I love Christmas, I'm a Christmas person
01:36I, what?
01:37I say it's the rest of the year I struggle with
01:41Oh, humbug
01:43Okay, Moxie, Christmas, what it's like in your place?
01:45It's big, it's loud, it's warm
01:48I'm down in South Africa, on the beach, in the garden, cocktails
01:53Yeah, you see, they've turned, the audience have turned all of a sudden
01:57Hey?
01:59Father Christmas is tanned and it's all good
02:01Yeah
02:01Al, what about you?
02:03I absolutely love it, I go mad for it every year
02:05Um, loads of lights on the house
02:08Like, last year I had like 1500 bulbs all up around the house
02:11Is that true?
02:12Yeah, generally, I've got my father-in-law goes up, he goes up on the ladder on the roof
02:16But the best thing about it is, my job is to hold the ladder on
02:20And when you're up on top of a roof putting lights off
02:23The person you don't want to look down and see, hold it is me, go down
02:26Oh, Charlotte, what about you with the kids and everything?
02:30We do a lot of playing
02:32Yes
02:33Loads of singing
02:34Ah
02:34And a reasonable amount of drinking
02:36Yeah, good for you
02:37And Dan, what about you?
02:39Uh, we're very big on the old Christmas quizzes
02:42I mean, look, it's not in the same league as blankety-blank Christmas edition
02:46No, no, it's getting there
02:47It's getting there, yeah, we like it like a quiz
02:49Okay, what about you, Stephanie?
02:51Too much food and snoozing by the time the king comes on
02:55Do you buy too much food?
02:56Do you think this is going to...
02:57I've got like five or six people coming round
02:59Yes
02:59And you cater for a dozen
03:01Yes
03:01Definitely
03:02Why does that happen?
03:03I really don't know, but it would be considered mean by the people that come round unexpectedly
03:09If we didn't have enough grub for them
03:10Yes
03:11I say bring your own, you're coming over, bring your own
03:13Yeah
03:14Okay, well, look, that's brilliant
03:16Give them all a round of applause, it's Christmas time on Blankety-blank
03:19Let's bring on tonight's first pair of Blankety-blankers
03:23Blankety-blankers, come on
03:24Thank you, welcome, welcome, welcome
03:27Welcome, welcome, welcome
03:28Daniel, Yasmin, welcome to Blankety-blank
03:29Daniel, tell us a bit about yourself, what do you do?
03:30Hi, my name's Daniel, I'm from the West Midlands, I am 46 and I am a funeral director
03:34Hang on, hang on, hang on, what's the age got to do with it?
03:38What's the age got to do with it?
03:39What's the age got to do with it?
03:40What's the age got to do with it?
03:41I might just look a bit haggard over the years
03:42No, you don't, I think, you look, he looks great
03:43Does he look great?
03:44He looks great
03:45He's got a great name as well
03:46I agree with Daniel, I think he looks haggard
03:47Chewers Jack
03:48Cheers, Jack
03:49And if you were to win a prize on Blankety-blank tonight at Christmas time,
03:53what would you like it to be?
03:54A nice holiday somewhere nice hot and exotic
03:56somewhere, somewhere where I could just go and have a good day
03:58I'm going to stay in radio
04:00To play your broadcasting
04:02For getting a boys
04:11would you like it to be a nice holiday somewhere nice hot and exotic somewhere
04:15where I could just go and have a good time and just chill out you're in for a
04:20treat well good luck with that Yasmin welcome to the show tell us a bit about
04:27yourself where you from what do you do hello I'm Yasmin and I am 32 from
04:31Hastings East Sussex and I volunteer at my local hospital right okay good for
04:36you and what's Christmas like in your house well Christmas for me has been
04:39really different the last few years because I was told though with my
04:44illness I would never eat or drink again well I have to be fed through the heart
04:47ah oh and I thought to myself I've got this goal of Christmas Day I'm gonna have
04:52my first roast dinner right I was like I've got to do it got to do it and it
04:55took so much building up over the year but I'm really happy to say I had my
05:01first picks and blankets and stuffing and roast dinner this last Christmas
05:09I'm more than welcome to Blankety Blank and if you were to win a prize on
05:15Blankety Blank what would you like it to be a nice coffee machine because I want to do my
05:20last AR you know see that's a proper prize all right give them a round of applause
05:29welcome to Blankety Blank all you have to do is match the missing blank with our
05:35celebs the one with the most matches plays the supermatch game where the top
05:39prize on offer is a brilliant bathing bundle including a Victorian style roll
05:44top bath not only that we're throwing in a loofah is that true it's all Victorian
05:54themed you got free rickets
05:56it's all included okay that isn't all by the way you can then go on to the
06:04grand final later on in the show for a bigger prize but more on that a little
06:08bit later on Daniel you're to go first choose between A or B I place hey all
06:13right remembering some of more tricky than the others of course I said that a bit
06:16late so we chose a never mind here we go to save money I nipped to my local park to
06:24hunt for Christmas dinner my family barely touched their roast blank now to
06:31save money I nipped to my local park to hunt for Christmas dinner Daniel my
06:37family barely touched their roast blank what I'll ask you to do is once you've
06:41finished writing put your lights on for me please thank you very much indeed lights
06:46on please Stephanie there you are right here we go to save money Daniel nip to my
06:50local park to hunt for Christmas dinner to hunt for Christmas dinner my family
06:56barely touched their roast turkey oh
07:03oh
07:04oh
07:05oh
07:06oh
07:07oh
07:08oh
07:09oh
07:10oh
07:11oh
07:12oh
07:13oh
07:14oh
07:15oh
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07:20oh
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07:39oh
07:41oh
07:43oh
07:44oh
07:45oh
07:47oh
07:49Charlotte, Woodlouse, Daniel Mays. Roast?
07:56Well, I share the same name as Daniel. I think I'm on the same wavelength.
08:00I've put Sprouts.
08:05Listen, I haven't... This is the first time I've played this game.
08:09It's a park, not an allotment.
08:13My family barely touched their roast. Jack?
08:15I was going to go with Labrador, but I thought...
08:17Duck?
08:19Motsy, you ready?
08:21Oh, no. What have you put?
08:23Oh, no. I thought it was Easter, sorry.
08:25My family barely touched their roast.
08:27Rabbit?
08:29No, that's OK.
08:31It's OK.
08:33It's all going on. Squirrel, rabbit, sprouts.
08:37Maybe Alex will come up with roast potatoes and we've got a full dinner.
08:41I haven't.
08:43My family barely touched their roast.
08:45Roast? Well, I live by quite a rough park, so I've got roast drunk bloke from the War Memorial.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:53APPLAUSE
08:59Daniel, inexplicably, you've scored none. I don't know how that...
09:01LAUGHTER
09:03Right, Yasmin, it's your turn. B, here we go.
09:05Forget elf on a shelf.
09:07Have you heard of Jack D on a blank?
09:11Forget elf on a shelf.
09:13Have you heard of Jack D on a blank?
09:17OK, lights on when you're done.
09:19Thank you very much.
09:21Right, here we go.
09:23All right, lights on, well done. Thank you, everybody.
09:25OK, Yasmin, here we go.
09:27Forget elf on a shelf.
09:29Have you heard of Jack D on a...
09:31Christmas tree?
09:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:35You'd be a really good fairy, I'm tired.
09:37LAUGHTER
09:38That's the way to play it.
09:39LAUGHTER
09:40Right, here we go. Stephanie Beecham.
09:41Have you heard of Jack D on a...
09:42Sorry.
09:43...table. Bad luck.
09:44LAUGHTER
09:45That's the way to play it.
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47Right, here we go. Stephanie Beecham.
09:49Have you heard of Jack D on a...
09:50Sorry.
09:51...table. Bad luck.
09:52LAUGHTER
09:53Stephanie is actually here to bring class for the show.
09:54LAUGHTER
09:55Look what's happened.
09:56Charlotte.
09:57But it's sort of the same.
09:58It's top of the chart.
09:59LAUGHTER
10:05I was going for the rhyming thing, Brad. That's what threw me.
10:18You do.
10:19Jack, you must know.
10:20Jack D on a...
10:21Well, I went for that.
10:23P.
10:24P.
10:25Yeah.
10:26I didn't think of tree.
10:27I didn't get that...
10:28I didn't get that far up the alphabet.
10:30LAUGHTER
10:32Nazi.
10:33On a blankety.
10:34LAUGHTER
10:35Look, blankety-blank.
10:36LAUGHTER
10:37Alex.
10:38Christmas tree.
10:39Yes!
10:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:41Daniel, not surprisingly, you're behind.
10:42A or B, Daniel?
10:43B, please.
10:44B.
10:45Right, here we go.
10:46Now, you can play with everyone.
10:47OK.
10:48I always miss the King's speech because of three of them.
10:50A or B, Daniel?
10:51A or B, Daniel?
10:52B, please.
10:53B.
10:54Right, here we go.
10:55Now, you can play with everyone.
10:56OK.
10:57I always miss the King's speech because of three of them.
10:58A or B, Daniel?
10:59B, please.
11:00B, right, here we go.
11:01I always miss the King's speech because of three o'clock on Christmas Day,
11:04I'm...
11:05LAUGHTER
11:07Keep it clean, everyone.
11:10LAUGHTER
11:11I always miss the King's speech because of three o'clock on Christmas Day,
11:15I'm usually blanking.
11:17LAUGHTER
11:19APPLAUSE
11:21Be careful there.
11:22I always miss the King's speech because of three o'clock on Christmas Day,
11:26I'm usually blanking.
11:28Lights on, Al.
11:29Cheers, mate.
11:30All right.
11:31I always miss the King's speech because of three o'clock on Christmas Day,
11:35Daniel, I am usually...
11:36DRINKING.
11:37Ah!
11:38APPLAUSE
11:39I always miss the King's speech because of three o'clock, Stephanie Beecham,
11:41on Christmas Day, I am usually...
11:42SNORING!
11:43Yes!
11:44Yes!
11:45OK, yes.
11:46Charlotte?
11:47Doing something interesting.
11:48Oh!
11:49Daniel Mays?
11:50Snoozin'.
11:51Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:52Yes, fair enough.
11:53OK, Jack?
11:54Er...
11:55I put blanking out.
11:56LAUGHTER
11:57Moxie?
11:58Snacking.
11:59Snacking.
12:00Oh, now then.
12:01Bad news is...
12:02You're out.
12:03LAUGHTER
12:04OK, Alex Brooker can get you one.
12:06It's not going to help, but I'll try and build it up and make it interesting.
12:09LAUGHTER
12:10I always miss the King's speech because of three o'clock,
12:11Alex Brooker, Christmas Day, I'm usually...
12:12...arguing with my family.
12:13LAUGHTER
12:14I am so sorry, Daniel, I'm sorry.
12:15I'm so sorry, Daniel.
12:16I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
12:18He's so sorry.
12:19No!
12:20I'm sorry.
12:21No!
12:22No!
12:23No!
12:24Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
12:26What, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:29I'm sorry.
12:30I don't know.
12:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:32No, no, no.
12:33I'm so sorry, Daniel. That's the way it goes.
12:40Yasmin, no need to play the second part of your go
12:43because you are now in the super match.
12:45Come with me, Yasmin.
12:46Yes!
12:47I'm sorry, Daniel.
12:50Daniel, you're wishing a very Merry Christmas.
12:52Merry Christmas.
12:52A Happy New Year, and you go home with a blankety-blank
12:55checkbook and pen.
12:57Daniel, everyone!
12:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:03Congratulations, Yasmin.
13:11Well done, you.
13:12This is the super match game.
13:14Now, we ask members of the public to fill in the blank
13:17to a two-word phrase.
13:18If you match one of the three top answers,
13:20you will win a prize.
13:21Have a look at this.
13:22Guess the third most popular answer,
13:25and you will win £500.
13:28The second most popular answer gets you £750.
13:30And the top answer wins you our super match top prize.
13:35A Victorian-style roll-top bath,
13:37a bath rack,
13:38an Egyptian cotton robe and towels,
13:40a loofah,
13:41a shower cap bubble bath,
13:42plus candles to light the room Victorian-style.
13:46What about that?
13:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:48APPLAUSE
13:49Well, it's nice.
13:52It's not a coffee machine, but...
13:53Let's play!
13:54LAUGHTER
13:54Right, now, to make things easier,
13:57you can ask three of our celebrities to help
13:59with their suggestions for the super match,
14:00but you don't have to take those.
14:02You can make one up of your own.
14:03Shall we have a look at the super match?
14:04Here we go.
14:05Reveal the super match, please.
14:07Not blank.
14:09Not blank.
14:10Choose three celebrities to play alongside, Yasmin.
14:12Who are you going to choose?
14:13I'm going to go for Jack.
14:14Jack, not allergy.
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18Is that an old Christmas year now?
14:21LAUGHTER
14:22Who else, Yasmin?
14:24Um, Charlotte.
14:27Charlotte.
14:28Cracker.
14:29Nutcracker.
14:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:32Very good.
14:33Last but not least,
14:34we need to actually choose.
14:35Stephanie.
14:35OK, Stephanie, up to you.
14:37Nutcase.
14:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:39So, you're going to have to use those.
14:42You can choose one of your own.
14:43What would you like to do?
14:45I'm going to go for Nutcracker.
14:46Nutcracker.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Yeah, cos it...
14:49OK, very good.
14:51Let's reveal third place for £500.
14:53Nut...
14:54MEG.
14:56Nutmeg.
14:58Nutmeg.
14:58For £750.
15:00Nut.
15:01Roast.
15:03I was going to say roast.
15:05You should have come to me.
15:07OK, a top answer now to go home with a roll-top bath and everything.
15:10We go nut...
15:12Nut...
15:13Cracker!
15:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:17Well done, Charlotte.
15:19Congratulations, you're in the Victorian roll-top bath and everything that goes with it.
15:25More importantly, you are through to the head-to-head.
15:28We'll see you later on in the show.
15:29See you later.
15:30Yasmin, everyone!
15:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:31Let's bring on our next pair of blankety-blankos.
15:40Come on.
15:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:41Welcome, welcome, Sarah and Nathan.
15:57Sarah will come to you first.
15:59Where are you from?
16:00What do you do?
16:01LAUGHTER
16:02I don't do a lot, really.
16:06LAUGHTER
16:07Go on, go on.
16:09My name's Sarah and I'm a vicar in Barnsley.
16:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:15Let me ask you this.
16:18Christmas, is that a busy time of year for you?
16:21LAUGHTER
16:22I love it.
16:24I eat a fantastic dinner cooked by my husband.
16:26Yes.
16:27And...
16:27What does your husband do?
16:28Is he in the clergy as well?
16:29He runs his own business selling giftware.
16:32So Christmas is a busy time for him.
16:34Yeah, I bet it is.
16:36I'm sorry, you're coining it in at Christmas.
16:38LAUGHTER
16:39If you were to win a prize on blankety-blank,
16:47what would you like it to be?
16:48A trip to a chocolate factory.
16:50Waaay!
16:51LAUGHTER
16:52You know how I've got as my new ringtone?
16:57Yeah, waaay!
16:59I wish you luck.
17:00Give her a round of applause.
17:01Sarah, everyone.
17:03Nathan, welcome to the show.
17:04Tell us a good day yourself.
17:05What do you do?
17:05Where are you from?
17:06Come on.
17:06Hi, my name is Nathan.
17:07I'm 29, and I'm a swim teacher from South London.
17:10Good for you, mate.
17:12OK, if you were to win a prize on blankety-blank,
17:15what would you like it to be?
17:15Um, I would say a holiday, uh, but I want to win my mum a nice big TV.
17:20That's all right, yeah.
17:22APPLAUSE
17:23What's Christmas back in your house?
17:27Um, half the time I'm asleep.
17:29I'll be so real.
17:31Yeah.
17:31I'm drunk from the night before.
17:33LAUGHTER
17:34You know, it's funny, cos...
17:36Right, I wish you luck.
17:51Here we go.
17:51All you've got to do is match the missing blank with our celebrities.
17:54One of the most matches goes through the supermatch game,
17:57where you could win an amazing prize.
17:59LAUGHTER
18:00A refurbished appliance and gadget selection,
18:04including a refrigerator plus a laptop and phone,
18:08and there's even bigger prize to come at the end of the show.
18:11What does refurb'd mean?
18:12Second-hand.
18:13Second-hand.
18:14LAUGHTER
18:14You can't be serious.
18:16We're giving away second-hand laptop?
18:19What?
18:20That can't be right.
18:21We've run out of money.
18:23We must have run out of money.
18:24I've seen it.
18:25It's a load of old tat they've got out of money.
18:26LAUGHTER
18:27Well, listen, good luck to the pair of you.
18:29I wish you luck.
18:30Give them a round of applause.
18:32Sarah, you need to go first.
18:34Please choose between A or B.
18:36Remember, of course, some are tricky than others.
18:38Erm, A, please.
18:39OK, here we go.
18:40Did you know they changed the lyrics
18:42to the 12 days of Christmas in Wales?
18:46Mm-hm.
18:46Three rugby players, two daffodils,
18:49and a blank in a pear tree.
18:51Did you know they changed the lyrics
18:53to the 12 days of Christmas in Wales?
18:55It's three rugby players,
18:57two daffodils,
18:58and a blank in a pear tree.
19:00Oh, oh.
19:04All right.
19:04But don't forget, Slep,
19:05put your lights on when you are done.
19:08Here we go.
19:09Did you know they changed
19:11the 12 days of Christmas in Wales?
19:13Three rugby players,
19:14two daffodils,
19:15and a...
19:17Charlotte Church in a pear tree.
19:18Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:21APPLAUSE
19:22Now, Stephanie Beecham.
19:25Three rugby players,
19:26two daffodils,
19:27and a...
19:28leek!
19:29Yes!
19:30And a leaf in a pear tree.
19:33Charlotte.
19:34Three rugby players,
19:35two daffodils,
19:36and...
19:37A Tom Jones.
19:38Jones, yes!
19:39LAUGHTER
19:40OK, Daniel Mays.
19:43Rugby ball.
19:44Rugby ball, OK.
19:46Not bad, not bad.
19:48Jack Dee.
19:48I'll put rugby ball as well.
19:50Rugby ball, yeah.
19:51Great minds, Jack.
19:52Great minds.
19:53Moxie.
19:53We've had Tom Jones.
19:55We've had Charlotte Church.
19:56We've had all Welsh themes.
19:58Three rugby players,
20:00two daffodils,
20:01and a...
20:02SAUSAGE!
20:03LAUGHTER
20:04LAUGHTER
20:09I was thinking food!
20:10I was thinking food!
20:12A sausage in a pear tree,
20:13absolutely.
20:14OK, Al, what have you got?
20:16I went with dragon.
20:17Yes!
20:18APPLAUSE
20:19Right, Nathan, your turn.
20:23B.
20:24All right, here we go.
20:26Moxie loves to judge everything.
20:29Moxie Mabuse.
20:30More like Moxie Majaji,
20:32I had to hold my tongue
20:33when she even started judging my blank.
20:36LAUGHTER
20:39This is for you, Nathan.
20:40Keep it clean.
20:42Moxie loves to judge everything.
20:45Moxie Mabuse, more like Moxie Majaji,
20:48I had to hold my tongue
20:50when she even started judging my blank.
20:52She went, oh, look at...
20:52She said that, look, look, she said.
20:54LAUGHTER
20:55I can't, leave it, Al, leave it, leave it, Al.
20:57LAUGHTER
20:58Leave it, Al, leave it, leave it.
21:00LAUGHTER
21:02Brilliant.
21:03Go with it.
21:04Thank you, Ratney.
21:05Get stuck in.
21:06OK, all right, here we go.
21:07Lights on, please, everybody.
21:09Thank you so much.
21:11Nathan.
21:12Moxie, by the way,
21:13loves to judge everything, don't you, Moxie?
21:15You do?
21:15Moxie Mabuse, more like Moxie Majaji,
21:18to hold my tongue
21:19when she even started judging my...
21:21Height.
21:22Oh, I was.
21:24LAUGHTER
21:25Height, it's good.
21:27LAUGHTER
21:29It's not a winner, but it's good.
21:31LAUGHTER
21:33Stephanie Beecham,
21:34when she even started judging my...
21:36Sorry, it's even worse than that.
21:37Oh, walking.
21:38LAUGHTER
21:40We know you would, but it's not funny.
21:42LAUGHTER
21:43But it's...it's...it's good.
21:45I mean, you can tell the way people walk, if they can dance.
21:48You look at it...
21:49Told you, I knew it was right.
21:50Let's go.
21:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:55Dancer! Dancer!
21:57He's got it.
21:58See? James Bond!
21:59Go home!
22:00LAUGHTER
22:02Look at that!
22:03APPLAUSE
22:04Charlotte, where you put? OK, I had to hold my tongue
22:11when she even started judging my...
22:13Ballroom.
22:15Yes!
22:17Excellent answer.
22:19Daniel Reyes.
22:20Singing voice.
22:22Jack T.
22:23I've got, er...
22:24Waltzy.
22:25Waltzing. Oh, very good, very good.
22:27That's very nice.
22:28Moxie.
22:29Dancing. Dancing, yes.
22:31OK, Alex.
22:33Well, because of her previous answer,
22:34originally I was going to go with sausage,
22:36but as it's Christmas themed, I went with Christmas jumper.
22:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:40Wow, Christmas jumper!
22:41All right, all right.
22:42APPLAUSE
22:43Well, there you have it.
22:44It's a nil-all draw again, first one.
22:46Yay!
22:47Yes, wasting my time, Christmas Day.
22:49LAUGHTER
22:51OK, Nathan, you ought to go first this time.
22:52A or B?
22:53Er, let's do A.
22:54A, it is. Right, thank you very much.
22:56Here we go.
22:57Last year, Christmas lunch turned into a massive food fight.
23:02At one point, Granny got me in a headlock
23:05and shoved a blank up my nose.
23:08LAUGHTER
23:11Last year, Christmas turned into a massive food fight.
23:14At one point, Granny got me in a headlock
23:17and shoved a blank up my nose.
23:20LAUGHTER
23:21What would that be?
23:23What would that be?
23:24Lights on, everyone.
23:26OK, here we go.
23:27Last year, Christmas lunch turned into a massive food fight.
23:29At one point, Granny got me in a headlock
23:31and shoved a blank up my nose.
23:33Nathan?
23:34Pigs in blanket.
23:35Pigs in blanket up my nose.
23:37APPLAUSE
23:39Stephanie Beecham.
23:42At one point, Granny got me in a headlock
23:44and shoved a blank up my nose.
23:46Just about.
23:47Oh, do you know what?
23:48Go on, go on.
23:50Yeah.
23:51That's it.
23:52It's the same!
23:54V-A-R, V-A-R, V-A-R, V-A-R, V-A-R.
24:04LAUGHTER
24:07Everything is... OK.
24:09All right, well...
24:11WHISTLE BLOWS
24:12It's a score!
24:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:14Hey!
24:16Charlotte Church?
24:19An action man.
24:20LAUGHTER
24:22It's a food fight, Charlotte!
24:24Daniel?
24:25I'm obsessed with sprouts on this show.
24:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:29Jack D?
24:30I just went with something that really did happen to me one Christmas.
24:33Jamstead?
24:34Yeah.
24:35Motsy?
24:36A nut.
24:37LAUGHTER
24:38Alex?
24:39Pig in Blanket.
24:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:44Right.
24:45APPLAUSE
24:47Oh...
24:482-0 to Nathan.
24:49I never win anything.
24:51No, it's not about that, Sarah.
24:52You understand.
24:53It's all about Jesus.
24:54It's about the taking place.
24:55LAUGHTER
24:57OK, here we go.
24:58Daniel Mays has been in so many amazing thrillers,
25:02but it's starting to affect his real life.
25:05He doesn't even trust his own blank.
25:08LAUGHTER
25:09Daniel Mays, Sarah,
25:10has been in so many amazing thrillers,
25:13but it's starting to affect his real life.
25:15He doesn't even trust his own blank.
25:17What could that be?
25:18What would Sarah think that would be?
25:20I wonder.
25:22What could it be?
25:24Lights on, then.
25:25Jack, light on.
25:26Alex, light on.
25:26Charlotte?
25:27APPLAUSE
25:28OK, here we go.
25:29Sarah,
25:30Daniel Mays has been in so many amazing thrillers,
25:33but it's starting to affect his real life.
25:34He doesn't even trust his own...
25:37Mind.
25:38Mind!
25:39I tell you, that's a great answer.
25:40APPLAUSE
25:41Daniel Mays has been in so many amazing thrillers,
25:45Stephanie Beecham,
25:46he doesn't even trust his own...
25:48Shadow.
25:49Good answer.
25:50Charlotte?
25:52Nose.
25:53Nose.
25:54Dan?
25:55Wife.
25:56LAUGHTER
25:57Love you, buddy.
25:58LAUGHTER
25:59Jack Dean?
26:00Agent.
26:01Agent.
26:02LAUGHTER
26:04That's a great answer.
26:05Agent.
26:06Now then, you need two to stay in the show.
26:08Moti Mabusi, he doesn't even trust his own...
26:11Mother.
26:12Mother.
26:13Mother.
26:14Mother.
26:15Alex, Mum.
26:15Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
26:18LAUGHTER
26:19Nathan, the food and the supermarket.
26:21Come on, follow me, mate.
26:22Thank you, darling.
26:23APPLAUSE
26:24Sarah, I am sorry to lose you.
26:26It's OK.
26:27I wish you a very, very merry Christmas,
26:29but you go home, nonetheless, with a blankety-blank checkbook...
26:32Yay!
26:33..and pen.
26:34Sarah, everyone, thank you very much.
26:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:37LAUGHTER
26:38APPLAUSE
26:39Supermatch, mate.
26:40Supermatch, mate.
26:41Supermatch, mate.
26:42Supermatch, mate.
26:43Supermatch, mate.
26:44Supermatch, mate.
26:45Supermatch, mate.
26:46Supermatch, mate.
26:47Supermatch, mate.
26:48Right, here we go.
26:49Nathan, welcome to the supermatch.
26:51Now, we ask members of the public to fill in the missing blank
26:55to a well-known phrase, all right?
26:57All right, all you've got to do is match one of the three most popular answers and you will win a prize. Have a look at this
27:03Guess the third most popular answer you win 500 quid
27:06Second most popular answer catches 750 quid and the top answer wins you our supermatch top prize these refurbished
27:14appliances and
27:16Including a refrigerator an electric bike plus a laptop and phone
27:27It is an unbelievable prize Jack it is it is I mean Nathan you'd be very lucky to get any of those
27:37Laptops a dodgy thing to get second-hand yours would be
27:48From up to three of our celebrities all right, let's reveal the supermatch
27:51What will it be twinkle blank twinkle blank who would like to help?
27:58Stephanie Stephanie twinkle toes twinkle toes very good
28:05Who'd like to speak to?
28:07Motsy Motsy twinkle winkle
28:14Promising what see not even the British public will come up the twinkle
28:17Wait, but
28:19We'll keep it nonetheless
28:22Who else would you like to help you?
28:24Daniel Daniel twink we've got twinkle winkle. We've got twinkle toes twinkle star twinkle star
28:30Okay
28:33Well, I actually had star in my head so twinkle star. Yeah, okay. That was dance. Well, yeah, okay
28:38Here we go. So third most popular answer for 500 quid twinkle
28:42Star five hundred pounds. This is interesting
28:47Oh, that's good. For 750 quid. Twinkle
28:50Twinkle
28:52Twinkle?
28:53Twinkle. Yeah, that's good.
28:54That's good.
28:55V.O.
28:56Yeah, that's good.
28:57V.O.
28:58LAUGHTER
28:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:04Motsy, well played!
29:07Why did we think of twinkle twinkle? I don't know. I don't know.
29:09I bet you were thinking of twinkle twinkle, weren't you?
29:11Yes, I went twinkle, winkle, winkle
29:17That's a part of the second end lunches is twinkle
29:22Oh, Stephanie Beeson, twinkle toes
29:28All right
29:29But nonetheless, you've got £500
29:31You are now going through to the head-to-head
29:33So let's bring back Yasmin
29:35Welcome back Yasmin
29:36Welcome back Yasmin
29:37It's the head-to-head
29:38Get through this and you go through to the grand final
29:42I'm going to give you both the same two-word phrase and ask you to fill in the missing blank
29:48I'm going to give the celebrity panel the same two-word phrase
29:51First person to match, you hold up and you go through to the grand final
29:54I'm going to give you both the same two-word phrase and ask you to fill in the missing blank
30:00I'm going to give the celebrity panel the same two-word phrase
30:03First person to match, you hold up and you go through to the grand final
30:07For a chance to win this massive blankety-blank prize for Christmas
30:11Tonight's star prize is a trip for two to visit the Christmas markets of Cologne
30:16That includes a two-night hotel stay, Eurostar tickets, tickets to a perfume museum
30:21Plus a chance to create your own fragrance experience
30:24I live in Germany
30:37Yes, of course you do
30:38Yes, so it's the Christmas market is the best
30:41It really is lovely
30:42Okay, well, I wish you luck with that. I really do
30:44Slebs ready?
30:45Ready
30:46Okay
30:47Church
30:49As Charlotte
30:51C-H-U-R-C-H
30:52Church
30:53Blank
30:58Alright, lights on everyone
30:59Motsy, cheers, Al
31:01Here we go
31:02Stephanie
31:03Church
31:04Bells
31:06Oh!
31:07First one!
31:08Well, blank
31:10Stay there, hold it there
31:13Let's go along the line
31:14Charlotte
31:15Church
31:16Bell
31:17Daniel
31:18Spire
31:19Jack
31:20Service
31:21Goals
31:22Goals
31:24Okay, Yasmin, what did you put?
31:26Goa
31:27Church
31:28Goa
31:29Well, that is the way it goes
31:32Nathan, you're through to the final
31:35Come on, mate
31:36CHEERING
31:37Thank you very much, Yasmin, lovely to have you on
31:43I wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
31:46New Year
31:47Go away with, of course, your bathing bundle
31:49You won it earlier on
31:50And a blankety-blank checkbook and pen
31:52Yasmin, everybody
31:53CHEERING
31:54CHEERING
31:55CHEERING
31:57Oh, yes!
31:58Well done, Nathan!
31:59Well done, Nathan!
32:00You're now in the grand final for the chance to win tonight's star prize, that crass-ma- that crass-mas?
32:15Christmas trip to Cologne
32:16It's Christmas
32:17Well done, Nathan!
32:18Well done, Nathan!
32:19You're now playing in the grand final with a chance to win tonight's star prize, that cracking Christmas trip to Cologne
32:27The way this works is this, right? You can only pick one celebrity, alright, to play alongside
32:32I'm then going to ask you both the same question, and if your answer matches theirs, you are going home with that Christmas trip to Cologne, okay?
32:41I wish you luck
32:42We need to swap places in the medium of dance
32:45LAUGHTER
32:46Go!
32:47CHEERING
32:49CHEERING
32:52CHEERING
32:53Right, now, movie lighting, please
32:57Oh, yes!
33:02Who would you like to play alongside? Have a turn around, have a look, who would you like to play alongside?
33:06Erm, Charlotte
33:07Charlotte!
33:08Charlotte, you need to write it down, keep it to yourself
33:11Mm-hmm
33:12Nathan, you need to keep the answer to yourself until I ask you
33:14Cool
33:15Okay, alright, I wish you luck
33:16Here we go
33:17Jingle
33:18Blank
33:20Jingle
33:21Blank
33:22LAUGHTER
33:23OK
33:24Jingle
33:25Blank
33:26Moxie's thinking, Wingle
33:28LAUGHTER
33:33All right
33:35Charlotte, have you written it down?
33:36I have
33:37Here we go
33:38Jingle
33:39Bells
33:40Jingle Bells
33:41Yes!
33:42Yes!
33:43Yes!
33:44CHEERING
33:45CHEERING
33:46Thank you
33:49Well done, mate, Merry Christmas
33:51Not only that, the trip to Cologne
33:54500 pounds as well from earlier on
33:57What a wonderful Christmas
33:58And a blankety blank checkbook and pen
34:00Oh, what a brilliant show
34:02Thank you
34:03Nathan, everyone
34:04Merry Christmas
34:05And thanks, of course, to our celebrities
34:07Stephanie Meacham
34:09Charlotte Church
34:11Daniel Mays
34:12Jack Dee
34:13D
34:14Motsi Minose
34:15Alex Brooker
34:16Merry Christmas
34:17And a Happy New Year from all on blankety blank
34:20Goodbye
34:21Thank you
34:23Thank you
34:24Yes
34:25That is
34:26That is
34:27Alls
34:28And a Happy New Year from the New Year
34:29Team
34:30Thank you
34:31Myptown
34:32The New Year from the New Year
34:33And a Happy New Year
34:34Threat
34:35As a lady
34:36I don't know
34:37You're the only one
34:38Who were there
34:39That is
34:39Thank you
34:40And a happy New Year
34:41And a happy ending
34:42And a happy özell
34:43Who was there
34:45It's so sad
34:46You were there
34:47But you were in the end
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