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00:00:00Oh, come on Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:18The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay.
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot. You can have this if you want. Okay, bye.
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chase O'Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chase, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:51Thanks, tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas, do you have any special plans, anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:01:00All I want for Christmas is a break. That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, alright?
00:01:06Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:09Fun guy.
00:01:10I'm not joking, Chase O'Brady. You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:27And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:33Ha, ha, ha. Think of those headlines, ha!
00:01:36Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:46Yes, I would...
00:01:48Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:57The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to, and she ghosts me.
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:08Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:29Don't touch me.
00:02:30It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:32Ha, ha. Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay? Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:37Oh, you know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:41Oh, accident. You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:45Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:46Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:54I'm not! He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met. I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:03Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:17Well, well, well. What a coincidence. Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancƩ is about to propose.
00:03:26Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn, because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:42Oh, Felix!
00:03:44Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:47You think I love her?
00:03:48Your son's busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:04:02Felix?
00:04:03What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:07Sophie? My roommate? My best friend?
00:04:11Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:14After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:17How could you do this?
00:04:18Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:20Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:24Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream, you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:30I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:33No, maybe not.
00:04:34But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:36Oh, damn. I thought football was brutal.
00:04:42Fetch.
00:04:45Look at you. You're in hate. Just why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you.
00:04:51My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:55Baby, are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount fuck, Sophie. He's used goods.
00:05:00That's right. Run away. That's right. No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you.
00:05:07He does.
00:05:09This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:12Sorry.
00:05:13See?
00:05:24I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:28And I hate you.
00:05:30You bald-headed skank.
00:05:33Have fun.
00:05:34You bitch!
00:05:38You're gonna regret this!
00:05:40Okay, show's over. You can let go now.
00:05:45Sorry.
00:05:46I just...
00:05:47Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:48You're sorry for what?
00:05:49Shredding my shirt?
00:05:50Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:53I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:55You know that?
00:05:56You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:58Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:00And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:02Bye-bye.
00:06:03Fine.
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:08I...
00:06:09I hate men!
00:06:17You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:20Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:22Interesting.
00:06:34I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:36Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:40By the way, no update today.
00:06:44My stuff.
00:06:45My computer.
00:06:46My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:48Oh, shit.
00:06:53Get out.
00:07:02Holy shit.
00:07:06Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie, come on!
00:07:10All right, fine.
00:07:11I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:14I...
00:07:15dumped...
00:07:17you.
00:07:19Smiley face.
00:07:20How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:29Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:31But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:32That was Mom's house.
00:07:42Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:46Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:48Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:52Yes!
00:07:54Okay.
00:07:55I get the red one.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57I'll take green again.
00:07:58Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:05But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:09And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:16Five years of saving.
00:08:18Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:20Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:23Is it still available?
00:08:25Great, I'll take it.
00:08:28Put up these decorations.
00:08:37Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:42What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:48You?
00:08:50Your house?
00:08:51I don't think so.
00:08:53I just rented it.
00:08:54Oh, you did what?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:58Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:00Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:03Wait.
00:09:04I have proof.
00:09:06Huh.
00:09:07Hmm?
00:09:10Remember you, dialed.
00:09:11It's no longer in service.
00:09:14Shocker.
00:09:17Um, try the key.
00:09:19Let me guess.
00:09:24Let me guess.
00:09:24It's not fitting.
00:09:24Just wait.
00:09:26Okay.
00:09:28Something's wrong.
00:09:29So.
00:09:30Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:31Wait.
00:09:32Come on, please.
00:09:33I think I was scammed.
00:09:34I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:35That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:38Are you serious?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:39I don't have any money.
00:09:40I was scammed.
00:09:41Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:43I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:44My house is not some charity motel princess, and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:49Please move.
00:09:49Please, please.
00:09:50I'm sorry.
00:09:51See, this key works.
00:09:54Don't you have family?
00:09:55It's Christmas.
00:09:56Bye.
00:09:57Come on.
00:09:59You're dressed so cute.
00:10:00That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:10Leave.
00:10:27Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:30I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:45No, no, no.
00:10:46Lock it down, Shaysol.
00:10:47No sympathy.
00:10:50Hey, where are you?
00:10:52Tell me how to help.
00:10:53Cash?
00:10:53Cash?
00:11:01You're sweet, but no.
00:11:03I'm not a charity case.
00:11:04I'll figure it out.
00:11:05I'll figure it out.
00:11:05How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:25I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:28Hey.
00:11:30Hello, kitty.
00:11:31Didn't you hear me?
00:11:32Hey.
00:11:34Oh, my gosh.
00:11:37You're burning up.
00:11:40I swear.
00:11:41This is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:44Okay?
00:11:44Come on.
00:11:45It's your hand.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:47Oh, my gosh.
00:11:48You just need to sit.
00:11:51Oh, no.
00:11:53Stay, please.
00:11:55I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:11:59Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:03I'm fine.
00:12:04No, you're not.
00:12:06Can you take this?
00:12:08What is it?
00:12:09This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:13No.
00:12:14No?
00:12:14Yes.
00:12:15You're burning.
00:12:16Open up, please.
00:12:25You are something.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:27All right.
00:12:28If you need me, I will...
00:12:31Don't need me.
00:12:33I like it.
00:12:34Oh.
00:12:46What?
00:13:05What are you doing to me?
00:13:06You pervert!
00:13:07Oh.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09What are you doing to me?
00:13:10You pervert!
00:13:11I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:17I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night, and you slap me?
00:13:20What?
00:13:21Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:23No.
00:13:23No, no, no.
00:13:23Wait.
00:13:24I'm sorry.
00:13:24I just thought that...
00:13:25Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:27Just slap me back, and we'll be even.
00:13:28Okay?
00:13:30Sweetheart, I don't hit women.
00:13:31Okay?
00:13:32Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:34Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy.
00:13:37Okay?
00:13:37So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:40No, wait.
00:13:41Please.
00:13:41I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:43I can pay rent.
00:13:44Yeah?
00:13:45Okay.
00:13:45Here.
00:13:45This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:50Now get out!
00:13:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:51Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:53I can cook, and I can clean, and I'm a writer, and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:57And I will pay you back.
00:13:59Look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:14:04Okay?
00:14:05And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:06If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:14:16Fine.
00:14:17You can stay.
00:14:19But I have conditions.
00:14:21Oh, yeah.
00:14:22You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:28My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:31You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:32That is the deal.
00:14:33In exchange, you can stay here until the years.
00:14:37You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:40Okay, um, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:48Easy.
00:14:49Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:52And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:56Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me?
00:14:59Is something funny?
00:15:00No.
00:15:01I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:07And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:10That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:12A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:16I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:18You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:21You should consider writing.
00:15:22Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:15:35What's your name?
00:15:37Chasel.
00:15:40Chasel Brady?
00:15:43Got that.
00:15:45I'll get myself.
00:15:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:48You just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:50What do you mean by got that?
00:15:52Should I know your name?
00:15:55Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:58I don't do stage plays.
00:16:00Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:03Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:06Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:08Sorry.
00:16:09I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:15Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:19That's my rule.
00:16:22Jesus.
00:16:23Jesus.
00:16:25I mean, she just left like that?
00:16:30Sophie!
00:16:36My book.
00:16:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:40Sophie!
00:16:45Oh, I thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:54Garbage?
00:16:56Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:16:58My career.
00:17:00Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:04Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:09Funny.
00:17:10Because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:12Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:21Sophie?
00:17:22Sophie, this is where your work belongs.
00:17:30No!
00:17:35What's going on, babe?
00:17:37Hook, who's here?
00:17:44My Charity Case X.
00:17:46Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:49Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:51Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:54My boyfriend isn't a random guy.
00:17:56And he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:58He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:01See, that's your fate, Dora.
00:18:03No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:07Unlike Sophie.
00:18:08She's carrying my baby.
00:18:10We're getting married.
00:18:11But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:15Take care of the baby.
00:18:16Hey.
00:18:28A driver?
00:18:34I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:39She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:42Pathetic!
00:18:54Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:18:55Hey.
00:18:56Hi.
00:18:56I know you.
00:19:01Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world.
00:19:05You and Dora?
00:19:06No way.
00:19:07Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:19:09Just the suitcase.
00:19:11Thanks.
00:19:13Autograph?
00:19:14Maybe later.
00:19:15Come on, let's go.
00:19:16I almost forgot.
00:19:19How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:26Okay, how did you...
00:19:28No, why did you come?
00:19:29Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:32Everyone?
00:19:33Who?
00:19:33Wait, where are we going, Chaisal?
00:19:35You'll see.
00:19:36Just put this on, you're going to need it.
00:19:39Okay, don't look.
00:19:40Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:42Seriously.
00:19:42I'm looking out the window.
00:19:44Will, too.
00:19:44I didn't see anything.
00:19:58Stay close.
00:19:59Don't say anything.
00:20:00Chaisal, who's the blonde girl, Chaisal?
00:20:07Chaisal, who's the blonde?
00:20:08Give an answer to your fans.
00:20:11Holy shit.
00:20:13Who's the blonde?
00:20:13Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:14I know.
00:20:15I know, it's Chaisal Brady.
00:20:16I know.
00:20:17Just a word for your fans.
00:20:18Please.
00:20:19Be seated.
00:20:23Chaisal, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:25Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:27I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:31I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:37And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:40So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:44It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:47I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:50My fiance.
00:20:51Hello, Doris.
00:20:53Can you say something?
00:20:55There you go.
00:20:56Oh, boy, for your fans.
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:59Oh, geez.
00:21:02Chaisal, this was not in the Conjure.
00:21:04You can stay with me for an entire year and no one will ever bill you again.
00:21:09Or you could back out.
00:21:11Up to you.
00:21:12Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:28Or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:31Thank you?
00:21:32For what?
00:21:33For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:37You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:40I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:44I told you that I'm Chaisal Brady.
00:21:46It's not my fault.
00:21:47You live under a rock.
00:21:48You know what?
00:21:49Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic ex.
00:21:52Oh.
00:21:53Well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:55You're welcome.
00:21:56You're welcome.
00:21:56This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:18You wrote this?
00:22:21You wrote this?
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:23I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:25The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:28Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:30I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:32How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:34You call it romance?
00:22:36The love story in this is drier than weak old toast.
00:22:39Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:43I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:47Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:51One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:53You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:57Uh, get your estrogen just like firing on all cylinders.
00:23:03This is gold.
00:23:04Seriously.
00:23:04Okay, so wait, how does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:11It's primitive.
00:23:13He can't help it.
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:16Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:19Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:21Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:27Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:28Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:37So, when you were helping me earlier, this happened...
00:23:44Don't even dream it?
00:23:48Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:49My house is a disaster.
00:23:50You probably should clean it.
00:23:52Thanks, Jim.
00:23:52Oh, cool.
00:24:01I know these directors.
00:24:05Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:08He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:11He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:14Chasel!
00:24:15Chasel!
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:17You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:23My house!
00:24:25My house!
00:24:27What are you doing?
00:24:28Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:29Okay, I can see that.
00:24:31Why are you naked?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34Gee, I live here.
00:24:35Okay, okay, let's get one thing straight.
00:24:38This is my household, okay?
00:24:39I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:43Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:45I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:24:46I don't want to see you.
00:24:49Hey!
00:24:50No!
00:24:51You don't see them.
00:24:52What do you want?
00:24:54Party.
00:24:55This party.
00:24:56Take me.
00:24:57No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:00But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:02The Edison Gray.
00:25:03He's an investor, and it could change my life.
00:25:06I'm dressed.
00:25:09Think about it.
00:25:10If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:13So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:16Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:18Think about it.
00:25:26You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:29You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:41Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:43Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:49Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:53Is this how you beg?
00:25:54Please, Mr. Brady.
00:25:58You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:06You'll take me.
00:26:07Won't you?
00:26:10Fine.
00:26:11I'll get you in.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you, okay?
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19That's on you.
00:26:22But the people at this party, they're vultures, okay?
00:26:25You gotta at least...
00:26:26Look the part.
00:26:30Can't you smell that?
00:26:32Smell what?
00:26:33It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:35And one.
00:26:35Apologize.
00:26:40Okay, Misha.
00:26:41Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:45Yeah, this should be easy.
00:27:00Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:01Oh no.
00:27:02This ring...
00:27:03Yeah, baby!
00:27:04It fits perfectly.
00:27:05It's...
00:27:06It's meant to be.
00:27:06I have to have it.
00:27:08I can't let them see me here.
00:27:11I can't let them see me here.
00:27:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:16This ring?
00:27:17It's everything.
00:27:17I...
00:27:18I need it.
00:27:19If it fits perfectly.
00:27:20It has to be mine.
00:27:21Get it for me now, please, please, please, please.
00:27:22Are you writing?
00:27:26We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:30Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:31I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:34I want to run.
00:27:35Don't let them win.
00:27:39Spit on them.
00:27:41I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:45Dora!
00:27:46I see you're here all alone.
00:27:51I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:55Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:27:59For you, everything.
00:28:01What are you doing?
00:28:15What are you doing?
00:28:19Disgusting.
00:28:20Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:25I just texted D to spit on them, and she did it.
00:28:30Could she be?
00:28:32No, no.
00:28:33Impossible.
00:28:34D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:37Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:39If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:42Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:46Bag it up.
00:28:47Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:51You got that?
00:28:51Oh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:57Going for $300,000?
00:28:59Oh, $300,000?
00:29:01We will take it.
00:29:07Look at that.
00:29:09Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:10See that?
00:29:11There you go, Dora.
00:29:12Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:16I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:20Oh, and by the way, all of this, going on your rent tab.
00:29:24That's...
00:29:25Mm-hmm.
00:29:26God, you know what?
00:29:27It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:32You two are just so adorable.
00:29:35Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:40That bitch!
00:29:44Are you done yet?
00:29:46We're going to be late.
00:29:47All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:48If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:51One, two.
00:29:57Um.
00:30:02She.
00:30:04She's amazing.
00:30:06So, how do I look?
00:30:08Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:11Um, I'll wait outside.
00:30:14Hey.
00:30:20Could you come in for a second?
00:30:27Uh.
00:30:28I need help with my zipper.
00:30:30Come on.
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:58Thanks.
00:30:58I'll be outside
00:31:00Get it together
00:31:04She's Dora the Disaster
00:31:07Not Lovely D
00:31:28Wow
00:31:51Oh my god
00:31:52I am so sorry
00:31:54That was a complete accident
00:31:55Yeah, for sure
00:31:57Did you plan that?
00:31:59Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments
00:32:01That
00:32:02Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself
00:32:04Did I plan that?
00:32:05A little bit, yeah
00:32:07No, my heel got caught and then I fell
00:32:09Hold that thought
00:32:11Voila
00:32:16Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:25Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:27I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight
00:32:30Okay
00:32:32Other foot
00:32:34Thank you
00:32:34Seems like something they do in the movies
00:32:36Okay, so Adison Gray is going to be here
00:32:40I'm going to be fine
00:32:40Okay
00:32:41Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak
00:32:44These people can smell desperation
00:32:46Starving animal?
00:32:47That is so rude
00:32:49I'm not going to be like him
00:32:50Oh my god, that's Adison Gray, that's him
00:32:52Don't stare
00:32:52Don't stare, don't stare
00:32:53Just look anywhere else
00:32:55Don't look him in the eyes
00:32:56Okay, so if you guys buy novel
00:32:57I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon
00:33:01That's impossible
00:33:02I just got new chrome
00:33:03Well, do you feel the same as Dora?
00:33:07The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:10Chazel!
00:33:11Glad you could make it
00:33:12Mm-hmm, Adison
00:33:13There's someone I want you to meet
00:33:15This is Dora
00:33:16She is a writer
00:33:18Oh
00:33:19Oh, your hand
00:33:21Hi
00:33:21Hi
00:33:22And she is brilliant
00:33:24I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight
00:33:26Really?
00:33:27You need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you
00:33:29I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement
00:33:35Look at her
00:33:37She's so plain
00:33:38Please, Dora
00:33:39It's obviously a publicity stunt
00:33:42You know him
00:33:43He's probably just trying to make you jealous
00:33:45Well, it's working
00:33:47Look at them together
00:33:48He looks so comfortable
00:33:50I mean, he even introduced her to Edison
00:33:53Don't be silly
00:33:53Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you
00:33:57He's just trying to get your attention
00:33:58He's America's quarterback
00:33:59You're America's sweetheart
00:34:01This whole Beyonce thing is just a cry for you to take him back
00:34:05Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys
00:34:10It's a story just about a small-town girl
00:34:13She actually runs into the...
00:34:16Sorry
00:34:17I'm getting a little nervous
00:34:19Well, Dora, I'll tell you what
00:34:21It's got potential
00:34:22Really?
00:34:23Yeah
00:34:23Oh, I think that's...
00:34:25Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys
00:34:26I gotta take this
00:34:26Yeah, totally
00:34:27Bye
00:34:28Chazel
00:34:30Long time to see
00:34:33Ora, I told you I don't like public theatrics
00:34:36And this must be your new friend
00:34:40Ora Vance
00:34:42It's a pleasure
00:34:42Oh, okay
00:34:43I'll take it
00:34:44Who is this?
00:34:49Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation
00:34:51Because I put a no-home-wrecking clause in the contract
00:34:55Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:34:59She's just a clean ex
00:35:01We broke up centuries ago
00:35:03And just play along so we can get rid of her
00:35:05She'll be gone
00:35:06Okay, I'll help you
00:35:07But I'm not paying rent this month
00:35:09Fine
00:35:10I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway
00:35:12You're a cheap-
00:35:12Well, Chazel
00:35:13Aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:35:16I can do it
00:35:16I'm Dora
00:35:17It's nice to meet you
00:35:18Actually, if you haven't heard the news
00:35:20I'd be happy to clarify
00:35:21This is Dora
00:35:22My fiancƩe
00:35:24Oh, my God
00:35:34Chazel's serious this time
00:35:36Who's the girl?
00:35:37I don't know
00:35:39But she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the adult
00:35:42Chase Bull
00:35:47Always a comedian
00:35:49Well, regardless
00:35:52Right?
00:35:54Congratulations
00:35:54FiancƩe or not
00:35:56But, Dora, I really meant what I said earlier
00:36:01Your manuscript's
00:36:02It has heart
00:36:03It's got a lot of potential
00:36:04I would love to set up a meeting with you
00:36:06Thank you
00:36:07Thank you so much, Mr. Graham
00:36:09Okay, let me see this story
00:36:10That has him so touched
00:36:11Hold this
00:36:12Oh, Eddie
00:36:14Always the sentimental fool
00:36:17But this
00:36:19This is pathetic
00:36:21You know, all weepy heart
00:36:23Zero brains
00:36:24It'd be embarrassing
00:36:27For you to invest in this
00:36:28Trash
00:36:29Trash
00:36:30No, no, no
00:36:36Get out of here
00:36:37Get out of here
00:36:38No
00:36:38No
00:36:38No
00:36:39No
00:36:40No
00:36:40No
00:36:40No
00:36:41No
00:36:42No
00:36:42Are you insane?
00:36:44Protect the paper
00:36:45Come on
00:36:47Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:07You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript
00:37:10Oh my god, I wasn't drowning
00:37:11Oh my god, I wasn't drowning
00:37:11Oh my god, I was calling
00:37:12And this is my life, okay?
00:37:14This is my work
00:37:15Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:19Look, don't flatter yourself
00:37:21I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick
00:37:23It'd be a total pain in my ass
00:37:24It's typical
00:37:25Oh, can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth
00:37:28Look, your opinion of her story means nothing
00:37:34And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something
00:37:37Are you really gonna lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:42Is she really worth your reputation, Jacell?
00:37:45Let's get one thing clear, Aura
00:37:47Yeah
00:37:48The only thing low here is your act
00:37:51Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat
00:37:53It didn't buy you the right to judge people
00:37:55How could you
00:37:59Apologize to her now
00:38:01Let's just
00:38:03Let's just calm down
00:38:04Jacell, alright
00:38:05Aura, you did go a little too far
00:38:08And that's fine, we'll just
00:38:09Save it, this is not a boardroom negotiation
00:38:11Either she apologizes to my fiancƩ
00:38:13Or I walk from your little club permanently
00:38:16What's it gonna be?
00:38:19Can you just apologize?
00:38:21I don't need to say something
00:38:21I apologize
00:38:28Where did you go?
00:38:34Yeah
00:38:35I gotta be honest though, Dora, she is fine
00:38:40No, she is not
00:38:41I caught like I see it
00:38:43No, Jacell's just riding that new toy high
00:38:46Pretty soon I'll come running back to me where he belongs
00:38:49Seriously?
00:39:00You've been crying since 8pm
00:39:03Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:06She called my life's work trash
00:39:10Okay, that's like someone being like
00:39:13Your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro
00:39:16Okay, one, they're vaulted
00:39:21Okay
00:39:21Okay
00:39:22Two
00:39:23It's almost midnight
00:39:26Decapitate her in your next draft
00:39:29But please, please, please
00:39:30Just let me sleep
00:39:31How are you so cold?
00:39:36Okay
00:39:36Why don't men know
00:39:38How to consult
00:39:39A hysterical woman
00:39:43Just do it like they do
00:39:45In the movies, okay?
00:39:46Be thoughtful
00:39:47And comforting
00:39:48And caring
00:39:49Okay
00:39:50Just be like the freaking leading man
00:39:53Come here
00:40:01Like this?
00:40:16Are you feeling better now?
00:40:21Are you feeling better now?
00:40:23Today he jumped in the pool to save me
00:40:25And now he's comforting me?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29Christ, you know
00:40:42You raccoon eyes
00:40:43You're tragic
00:40:44Buy a waterproof next time
00:40:47What the hell was that?
00:41:00I almost kissed her
00:41:01The walking disaster?
00:41:03The walking disaster?
00:41:14My heart never raced like this for Felix
00:41:16Not even once
00:41:17So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:19Oh no
00:41:21Oh no
00:41:21Don't tell me I'm actually
00:41:23Falling for him
00:41:24Dee is my soulmate
00:41:27I'm sure of that
00:41:28Dora?
00:41:30She's just some
00:41:31Random woman
00:41:32Who happened to be in my house
00:41:33That's it
00:41:34Hey
00:41:39What are you up to?
00:41:48Confession
00:41:48I might be into someone
00:41:50And it's terrifying
00:41:52Good morning
00:42:03Sleeping beauty
00:42:04Your pancakes are going to get cold
00:42:08Fine
00:42:14I guess I'll eat your bacon
00:42:15Myself
00:42:16Jesus, Chasel
00:42:25Oh my God
00:42:28What did you do?
00:42:31An alcoholic Christmas tree
00:42:33You are so drunk
00:42:35And
00:42:36And talented
00:42:46Wait
00:42:58Jesus, Chasel
00:43:00Stop
00:43:01You're burning up
00:43:02We need a doctor
00:43:03Now, come on
00:43:04No, no, no
00:43:05No doctors
00:43:06No breasts
00:43:07Are
00:43:09Are you serious right now?
00:43:12You're burning up
00:43:13Imagine the tabloids
00:43:15I'm getting two degree fever
00:43:17It takes out
00:43:18Iron Man Chasel
00:43:19No, I'd rather die
00:43:21Wow
00:43:23Your damn ego
00:43:26Needs an ICU of its own
00:43:27Also, what the hell?
00:43:30Did you get dumped
00:43:31By someone
00:43:31Or something?
00:43:33Fuck
00:43:34You are scarily
00:43:35Perceptive
00:43:36And you're not crying
00:43:37Fine
00:43:39Die here
00:43:40I'm not planning
00:43:41Your funeral
00:43:42She's kind of cute
00:43:49Every rom-com has this scene
00:44:13Girl finds the guy she's crushing on
00:44:15Totally defenseless
00:44:16Passed out in front of her
00:44:17Now comes the million dollar question
00:44:20What's her next move?
00:44:22Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:47It's a European method
00:44:50And it's very accurate
00:44:52Right
00:44:54And I'm the Pope
00:44:56Bathroom
00:45:02Now, unless
00:45:03You want me to puke on you?
00:45:04Oh
00:45:04Come on
00:45:05Oh, me
00:45:06Okay
00:45:06Oh, here
00:45:08Chasel
00:45:12I brought you a new Christmas sweater
00:45:15That I knitted
00:45:16Chasel
00:45:18Are you home?
00:45:23Oh
00:45:23Thank God
00:45:24You're so heavy
00:45:25Muscle density, sweetheart
00:45:28What?
00:45:30You want to see me naked again?
00:45:32No
00:45:32I just
00:45:33I'm worried
00:45:34What if you fall
00:45:35Or something?
00:45:36I'm not so weak
00:45:37That I need help from a woman
00:45:38To take my pants off
00:45:40Unless that's
00:45:41Unless that's what you're hoping for
00:45:44You're shameless
00:45:47Whoa
00:45:50Damn
00:45:53You really went for that?
00:45:55It was an accident
00:45:56I swear
00:45:56It was
00:45:58Oh, my God
00:45:59Oh
00:46:00Oh
00:46:00Oh
00:46:01Oh
00:46:01My God
00:46:04Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:06What am I doing here?
00:46:08After your superhero stunt
00:46:11Even the Pope knows you're engaged
00:46:14Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:18You know
00:46:19I thought he hired an actress
00:46:21Like one of those ridiculous
00:46:23Vertical short dramas
00:46:25But
00:46:26After seeing all this
00:46:29I'm reassured
00:46:31Oh
00:46:32Well, actually
00:46:33We aren't
00:46:35You know
00:46:36Case closed
00:46:37Now you see
00:46:38We are a
00:46:39Real
00:46:40Happy
00:46:40Couple
00:46:41So please leave
00:46:42Your mother and father
00:46:44Saw the pictures of you
00:46:45Rescuing her from the pool
00:46:47They want to see you
00:46:49So
00:46:50You will bring your
00:46:51Fiance
00:46:52Seven o'clock
00:46:54Sharp
00:46:55I can't
00:46:56Okay
00:46:57I'm
00:46:57Sick
00:46:59I have a
00:47:00Really bad fever
00:47:01Oh, yeah
00:47:02Men don't get sick
00:47:04They get dramatic
00:47:05Take a pill
00:47:06And stop the theatrics
00:47:09Be there
00:47:10Oh
00:47:13Yes, dear
00:47:14Be careful
00:47:16Don't
00:47:17Let these men
00:47:18Fool you
00:47:19Okay
00:47:19I mean
00:47:20What is a man
00:47:21Legs
00:47:24A cock
00:47:25And words
00:47:26That just
00:47:27Float out of their mouth
00:47:28And disappear
00:47:29Once they're said
00:47:30Right
00:47:31You let me know
00:47:32If Chase will
00:47:34Bullies you
00:47:34Okay
00:47:35Yeah
00:47:35Dude
00:47:36Come on, Grandma
00:47:37Hey
00:47:38Wow
00:47:43Your grandma's so cool
00:47:46Nope
00:47:51Whoa
00:47:52I can't do this
00:47:55Your parents probably
00:47:57Use solid gold toothpicks
00:47:58And I'm gonna say
00:47:59Something stupid
00:48:00And then they'll have
00:48:00Me arrested for poor taste
00:48:02Make it like
00:48:03Like research
00:48:04My family
00:48:05Makes your villains
00:48:07Look like amateurs
00:48:08Okay, but
00:48:11Where's your grandma?
00:48:13I thought she'd be here for this
00:48:15She spends Christmas Eve
00:48:16At home
00:48:17With my grandpa
00:48:19Passed away ten years ago
00:48:21And it's kind of her thing
00:48:22Oh
00:48:23You ready?
00:48:26Okay
00:48:26It's okay
00:48:32Mom
00:48:41Dad
00:48:43This is Dora
00:48:44So nice to meet you both
00:48:48Dinner's getting cold
00:48:53Mmm
00:48:54Mmm
00:48:55Mmm
00:48:56Mmm
00:48:57Mmm
00:48:58Mmm
00:48:59Mmm
00:49:01Mmm
00:49:02Mmm
00:49:03Mmm
00:49:04Mmm
00:49:05Mmm
00:49:06Mmm
00:49:07Mmm
00:49:08Mmm
00:49:09Mmm
00:49:10Mmm
00:49:11Mmm
00:49:12Mmm
00:49:13Mmm
00:49:14We saw Aura
00:49:15At the club
00:49:16She looked radiant
00:49:18Such a waste
00:49:20You let that one get away
00:49:22You were a perfect match
00:49:24Mom
00:49:26Dora
00:49:27Is right here
00:49:28Please
00:49:29Show some respect
00:49:30It's okay
00:49:31Respect
00:49:32For what?
00:49:34A girl with no job
00:49:36Who thinks she can latch on
00:49:37To our son
00:49:37And marry into this family
00:49:39Let me be clear
00:49:42That will never happen
00:49:44You know what?
00:49:50I am not surprised
00:49:52This is what you two always do
00:49:54Isn't it?
00:49:55Jason
00:49:55Watch your tone
00:49:56We're stating facts
00:49:58This family has standards
00:50:01Your standard
00:50:02Your standard
00:50:03Is a bank statement
00:50:05Ow
00:50:05You only care about money
00:50:06About status
00:50:08I mean have you ever even once
00:50:10Asked what I want?
00:50:12I can't think of one time
00:50:13Grow up son
00:50:14You're not a person
00:50:16You're a franchise
00:50:17And you're risking everything
00:50:19For this fucking nobody
00:50:21Her name is Dora
00:50:24And I'm not gonna marry Aura
00:50:26Or whoever you want
00:50:27Okay
00:50:27It's my life
00:50:28I'm gonna do with it
00:50:28What I want
00:50:29Got it?
00:50:31Not why you parry my name
00:50:33Maybe I don't want it
00:50:38I'm sorry
00:50:43Let's go
00:50:44Now
00:50:45Okay
00:50:46Okay
00:50:57Okay
00:50:57Chasel
00:50:58Slow down
00:50:58It's not worth getting this angry over
00:51:00No you're right
00:51:00I should not have brought you here to witness this scene
00:51:02Look
00:51:03I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that
00:51:06They're just worried about you
00:51:08That's all
00:51:09Worried?
00:51:11Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:14I don't
00:51:14Don't you dare defend them
00:51:16Don't you dare defend them
00:51:19I'm not defending them
00:51:20I'm defending you
00:51:21Okay
00:51:22You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents
00:51:24Look you don't get it
00:51:26Okay
00:51:27You never will
00:51:27You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything
00:51:31You can't script real life
00:51:35Okay fine fine
00:51:36Sorry that I was trying to look out for you
00:51:38I won't do it again
00:51:40You can trust me on that
00:51:41Just let me out
00:51:43Let me out
00:51:44Please stop the car
00:51:45I am I am
00:51:46Now
00:51:46Fine enjoy your walk
00:51:52Oh I will
00:51:53Wait what?
00:52:01Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:04This isn't how it's supposed to work
00:52:05Asshole
00:52:07Doris?
00:52:13Damn it
00:52:14Chasel
00:52:15It wasn't her fault
00:52:17She was just trying to help
00:52:18You shouldn't have taken it out on her
00:52:21Dora!
00:52:34Eat!
00:52:35She's in a damn cocktail dress
00:52:37In the middle of nowhere
00:52:38How are you thinking?
00:52:40Oh
00:52:41Hey
00:52:42Look
00:52:43Ow
00:52:45Dora I am so glad you agreed to me
00:52:52And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true
00:52:57Your writing has soul
00:52:59It's rare
00:53:00Thanks
00:53:02I really needed to hear that tonight
00:53:06And that is why
00:53:08I want to invest in you
00:53:09But not just a book
00:53:11Now a bigger scale
00:53:13A biography
00:53:14A biography
00:53:16About Chasel Brady
00:53:18Now hear me out
00:53:20Okay look
00:53:21I know he's already said no to every single producer in town
00:53:24I get that
00:53:24But you Dora
00:53:26You have the keys
00:53:29This is it
00:53:33The career break I've prayed for
00:53:35But I can't betray Chasel's trust
00:53:38Mr. Gray
00:53:40Thank you
00:53:40But if he already said no
00:53:43Then that's the answer
00:53:44I won't call mine his back
00:53:45You know I thought you'd say that
00:53:50And hey I get it
00:53:52I mean most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this
00:53:56But you
00:53:58You're not a gold digger
00:53:59Are you Dora
00:54:01You're the real thing
00:54:02Honestly this might be the worst decision I've ever made
00:54:07Look I know
00:54:10You're concerned
00:54:11And you have every right to be
00:54:13But
00:54:14The offer stands
00:54:16Okay
00:54:16And if you guys ever want to tell this story
00:54:19The right way
00:54:20Call me
00:54:24I will
00:54:29Thanks
00:54:31You're that goddamn Dora
00:54:34Yes
00:54:36What the hell
00:54:43Is wrong with you
00:54:44Don't you know this woman
00:54:45No idea
00:54:46You cheating skank
00:54:49What was one superstar
00:54:50Not enough for you
00:54:51You don't deserve
00:54:53Chasel
00:54:54Get out of his life
00:54:56Enough
00:54:59Dora
00:55:05Call me back
00:55:06Okay
00:55:06I was an idiot
00:55:07Just please
00:55:09Let me know you're safe
00:55:10Okay
00:55:11Look
00:55:20Look
00:55:20I was angry
00:55:22I
00:55:22I shouldn't have left you there
00:55:24No
00:55:26That's weak
00:55:27Um
00:55:28Ah
00:55:29It was a bad play
00:55:35I overreacted
00:55:37And
00:55:37Won't happen again
00:55:38Yeah
00:55:40That's better
00:55:40I like that
00:55:41Okay
00:55:49Okay
00:55:50You got this Chasel
00:55:51Thank you
00:55:53Thank you again
00:55:54For everything
00:55:55Yeah
00:55:56Of course
00:55:56And I meant it
00:55:58When I said it
00:55:58You have more spine
00:55:59Than anybody
00:56:00In this town
00:56:01Seriously though
00:56:02If you need anything
00:56:04Anything at all
00:56:05I would love to help
00:56:06I appreciate it
00:56:10Of course
00:56:10And
00:56:12I will get this dry clean
00:56:14Return it to you
00:56:15That you will not do
00:56:16Because
00:56:16It looks way better on you
00:56:17And you're gonna keep it
00:56:18What?
00:56:19You're gonna keep it
00:56:19It's great
00:56:20It's a little
00:56:20I think so
00:56:21Chasel
00:56:24Hi
00:56:28I was calling you
00:56:31Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:32My phone died
00:56:33And Edison
00:56:35Actually picked me up
00:56:36And gave me a ride home
00:56:37After
00:56:39A little incident
00:56:40Great
00:56:43Always playing the hero
00:56:45Yeah
00:56:45Appreciate the assist
00:56:48Of course
00:56:49Love to
00:56:50Oh by the way
00:56:51You should keep
00:56:51Some of your fans
00:56:52In check
00:56:53They're
00:56:53Getting a little handsy
00:56:54I appreciate the concern
00:56:56But I've got it
00:56:57Oh you do?
00:56:59I don't want to put this
00:57:00Excuse me?
00:57:03Okay
00:57:04Is that yours?
00:57:04Yeah
00:57:05Oh
00:57:05That's nice
00:57:06Wow
00:57:07Alright well
00:57:08On that note
00:57:10My offer still stands
00:57:12Thanks
00:57:13And Dora
00:57:17Just remember
00:57:18Keep that backbone
00:57:21Hey soul
00:57:29What is wrong with you?
00:57:34Keep your distance
00:57:35From Edison Gray
00:57:36Excuse me?
00:57:37He was just helping me
00:57:39Excuse me?
00:57:40He was just helping me
00:57:41News flash
00:57:42You're my fiance now
00:57:43That means
00:57:44No cozying up to guys
00:57:45Like Edison Gray
00:57:46Especially not where cameras can see
00:57:47Cozying up?
00:57:48It's called basic human decency
00:57:50Or was there a no friends clause
00:57:52In your contract too?
00:57:53He's not some innocent fan boy
00:57:54Okay
00:57:54He's a vulture
00:57:55With a trust fund
00:57:56Okay
00:57:57So this is not about the media
00:57:59You're just jealous
00:58:00Oh don't flatter yourself sweetheart
00:58:01I won't
00:58:03Because a real man
00:58:04Would never
00:58:05Leave his fiance
00:58:06Stranded in the middle of the street
00:58:08Alone
00:58:09Smooth
00:58:19Apologize
00:58:21With step one
00:58:22You went straight to being
00:58:24A possessive
00:58:25Fucking asshole
00:58:26Shit
00:58:35Oh by the way
00:58:40You should keep some of your fans in check
00:58:42They're getting a little pansy
00:58:44He wasn't wrong
00:58:46I made her a target
00:58:48Then left her out there
00:58:49And instead of apologizing
00:58:51I acted like she betrayed me
00:58:53A hypothetical question
00:58:59If a guy messes up badly with a girl
00:59:02What's the best way to make it right?
00:59:04How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:20He's into someone?
00:59:22Since when?
00:59:24Start with a real apology
00:59:25No excuses
00:59:26Then show you listen
00:59:28A thoughtful gift
00:59:29A real date
00:59:30Actions
00:59:31Not just words
00:59:32Thanks
00:59:36Good advice
00:59:37Dora are you awake?
00:59:45Dora are you awake?
00:59:50No
00:59:51And go away
00:59:53I'm officially boycotting you
00:59:56Look
00:59:57I get it
00:59:58You have every right to be pissed
01:00:00I'm sorry
01:00:01Okay
01:00:02I was a jackass
01:00:03Leaving you out there was
01:00:05It was unforgivable
01:00:09And I just saw the news
01:00:11The wine thing
01:00:13I didn't know
01:00:15Like you were right
01:00:20I don't own you
01:00:22And this fake engagement thing
01:00:24Doesn't give me the right to act like I do
01:00:25Chasel is apologizing
01:00:32Good night
01:00:33Oh and um
01:00:35I got you an early Christmas present so
01:00:39I'll just leave it at the door
01:00:41Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:02Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:04Chasel bought me a gift
01:01:09I don't know
01:01:10How many is it
01:01:14You are今回
01:01:1520 people
01:01:17To be honest
01:01:18Chasel
01:01:18They do
01:01:20I'd love to play
01:01:20To be honest
01:01:21And interpersonal
01:01:22Don't cover me
01:01:22It's just a lot
01:01:23It's just a lot
01:01:23to try
01:01:24To see
01:01:24trek
01:01:25You're outside
01:01:26It's just a lot
01:01:26I wonder
01:01:28And I don't
01:01:28Lłoo
01:01:29Lgon
01:01:30King
01:01:31Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:47She deserves a sweater too.
01:01:50P.S. Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:54Not his fake fiancƩs, just us.
01:01:56An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:02:04That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:14Fine. You're forgiven.
01:02:17And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:22Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:02:25I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:26To anyone coming for my fiancƩe, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:46We're happy. Back off.
01:02:49Merry Christmas.
01:02:50Is this real?
01:03:01Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:04Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:10Chasel?
01:03:11Coming!
01:03:13Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:14Good morning.
01:03:18We need to talk.
01:03:22What are you not happy to see me?
01:03:28Oh, gosh.
01:03:30Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:33I can smell the regret.
01:03:34Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:40Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:44Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:48Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:50I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:53And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:56Like a little country mouse.
01:03:58It's not an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:01Oh.
01:04:02What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:05This.
01:04:07Head to toe couture.
01:04:10Chanel on my body.
01:04:11Hermes on my arm.
01:04:14Well, he's not here.
01:04:15So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:19I know that he's not here.
01:04:22I came for you.
01:04:26How much?
01:04:28To walk away from him.
01:04:30God.
01:04:31The villainous offer scene.
01:04:33I've written this a million times.
01:04:35Time to improvise.
01:04:38Ten million cash.
01:04:40And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:42Ten million.
01:04:45Oh.
01:04:46That's not written in the story.
01:04:50Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:52You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:55Ten million?
01:04:57That's my going rate.
01:04:58Twenty?
01:05:01Yeah, twenty.
01:05:02Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:04Twenty million?
01:05:05What are you two, robbers?
01:05:07Can't pay?
01:05:09Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:11I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:13I mean, some love story.
01:05:14Oh, oh, oh, but she can afford it.
01:05:18This little country mouse.
01:05:20She's not buying me.
01:05:21She actually owns me.
01:05:23Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:25So you need to go.
01:05:26No.
01:05:28Bye-bye.
01:05:29I hope never to see you again.
01:05:33Sick sweater.
01:05:34Am I right?
01:05:35They're pretty sick.
01:05:35That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:36I know.
01:05:38Chasel, we need to talk.
01:05:41I love you.
01:05:45All right, come on.
01:05:47Now that you have keys to the hour.
01:05:48What movie are we seeing?
01:05:49Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:50You can tell me in the car.
01:05:51Wait, wait, wait.
01:05:52Tell me.
01:05:52You think you're going on a date?
01:05:56Not while I'm here.
01:06:00You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:02Maybe, but let them.
01:06:04Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:08I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:10Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:13My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:14Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:17Since forever.
01:06:18Just drive.
01:06:19Extra butter, the only way to watch a movie.
01:06:26Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:29Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:31First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:33And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:35Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:38No, to be honest, it has more talent than you.
01:06:40I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm just...
01:06:41Oh, they're gone.
01:06:42So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:50I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:52And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:55Excuse me.
01:06:56What the fuck are you doing?
01:06:59Oh my god.
01:07:00What are the odds?
01:07:01I love this director.
01:07:02So, I ran into Ora outside.
01:07:05She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:08Yeah.
01:07:09Oh my god.
01:07:11I just saw a rat.
01:07:12That Jason, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:15Get off.
01:07:16You weren't invited.
01:07:18Dora was.
01:07:21Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:22Shh.
01:07:23You know, Dora, if this is too loud,
01:07:25we can always go back to my building.
01:07:26There's a private screening room.
01:07:28Or my place.
01:07:30It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:31Can you not touch another man's fiancƩe?
01:07:34I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career.
01:07:36Something she actually needs.
01:07:37Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:39This is a movie theater on our swingers park.
01:07:42I'm sorry.
01:07:44Oh my god.
01:07:45You're Chase Brady.
01:07:47And you're the fiancƩe.
01:07:51No.
01:07:52No way.
01:07:53Oh my god.
01:07:53That's so fun.
01:07:55Huge fan.
01:07:56Oh, thank you.
01:07:56Okay, you guys have fun.
01:07:58Let me all get some more.
01:07:59You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:08You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:11Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasell's world.
01:08:17And you do?
01:08:18Of course I do.
01:08:20His parents love me.
01:08:21They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:25But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:28Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:36Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:39But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:41Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:44What the hell are you doing?
01:08:52Oh, she attacked me.
01:08:54I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:08:56Oh, you liar.
01:08:58I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:09:01So we need to go now.
01:09:04Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:06I'll handle this.
01:09:07Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:18Don't pee like that, Chasey.
01:09:21Think clearly.
01:09:22Our business.
01:09:25A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:29I'm the best option for you.
01:09:31I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:40Are you okay?
01:09:42Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:44I do.
01:09:45I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:47Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:49Aren't you two friends?
01:09:50Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:53Okay, well, clearly Chase Hill doesn't see it.
01:09:55Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:09:55You never know what that was, okay?
01:09:57You could have been getting me out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:00Just don't assume.
01:10:01When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:05You're right.
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:07I'm gonna go see it now.
01:10:09Oh, no.
01:10:12Hey, boy.
01:10:18Dora.
01:10:26We're done, Aura.
01:10:29Stay away from both of us.
01:10:31Don't touch me.
01:10:34Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:36Oh, isn't it?
01:10:37Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:41I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:45When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:48That's all I'm asking.
01:10:50Look, the contract.
01:10:51After everything, you think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper.
01:10:58Is that really what you believe?
01:10:59I don't know what to believe anymore, Chase Hill.
01:11:01But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:04A relationship for three?
01:11:06No thanks.
01:11:08It's time I walk away.
01:11:09I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:11:20Huh.
01:11:22Fake fiancee?
01:11:23Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:30Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:34Please just let me explain.
01:11:36Explain what?
01:11:38It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:40I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:43It is a family time, you know?
01:11:45I'll be staying over.
01:11:47What's wrong?
01:11:48You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:52Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:11:57No!
01:11:59We're so very much in love.
01:12:02Chasel, Dora, you better be telling the truth.
01:12:08Really.
01:12:08I hope so.
01:12:12You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:14We love you.
01:12:15You know I love you.
01:12:23Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:28Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:31Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:32I don't want to see you.
01:12:33I was getting her off me, and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:37You expect me to believe that.
01:12:40Yeah, okay.
01:12:41Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:44Hey, I don't want to hear it.
01:12:46That was the last time.
01:12:48I don't want to hear it, okay?
01:12:51That was the last time.
01:12:53Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:12:56Oh, are you serious?
01:13:01After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:03I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:06It's not about that.
01:13:07Understand what?
01:13:08What is it about?
01:13:13Understand.
01:13:13Stop.
01:13:14Understand that the only one I love
01:13:18is you.
01:13:29You what?
01:13:30I said, I love you.
01:13:33And I mean it.
01:13:36I think...
01:13:37I think I started following you a long time ago.
01:13:43And...
01:13:44way before I ever noticed you.
01:13:45You've been staring at me?
01:14:15Just admiring the view.
01:14:24Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:27Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:30Alright.
01:14:32Get up.
01:14:33We're going out.
01:14:34Where are we going?
01:14:35Christmas shopping.
01:14:37I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:41Last minute.
01:14:43I know.
01:14:44Alright, five more minutes.
01:14:45We'll go.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:48So comfy.
01:14:49I know.
01:14:52Okay.
01:15:56We have to go, like, now.
01:16:00Okay.
01:16:01Come on.
01:16:07Okay, Chasel, what's wrong?
01:16:09You're making me nervous.
01:16:10Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:13Someone recorded it.
01:16:26I'll handle everything.
01:16:53I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the team.
01:16:58Hey, can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening?
01:17:02Of course.
01:17:04We're going to get through this.
01:17:06I promise.
01:17:07No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:11I'm with you, Chasel.
01:17:17It's the only way.
01:17:19You'll release a statement saying you've broken up with Dora and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:27It's clean.
01:17:28Are you telling me to be a coward?
01:17:31Lie to the entire world and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:35All right, then what's your play?
01:17:37The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:40The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:44What?
01:17:44You.
01:17:47I knew it.
01:17:48You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:50I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:53Oh, seriously.
01:17:56So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:00I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:18:02This is all my fault.
01:18:04Nonsense.
01:18:06This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:14Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life and he has never, not even once, let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:27The fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:34But his parents...
01:18:36Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:40I'll take care of them.
01:18:43Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:50Face it, Chasel.
01:18:52I'm your only option.
01:18:55You think you can go on me into marrying you?
01:18:58There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:00I don't respond to threats.
01:19:03Because I told you we're done.
01:19:05The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:11And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:20Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:24Dora!
01:19:24I'm home.
01:19:27We need to talk.
01:19:29She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:31What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:33Where did she go?
01:19:34Gone.
01:19:36Gone?
01:19:36Gone?
01:19:41I don't understand.
01:19:43Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:47Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:48Chasel?
01:19:49Oh, yes.
01:19:51I trust him.
01:19:54And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his weakness.
01:19:59But don't worry.
01:20:01In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:04And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:06You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:08Come here.
01:20:10I'll miss you.
01:20:11You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:16All right.
01:20:19No!
01:20:21I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:24And by yourself.
01:20:25You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:28They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:32All right.
01:20:33Crisis averted.
01:20:35What's your next move?
01:20:38Go see about a girl.
01:20:41Dora.
01:20:46This.
01:20:48This.
01:20:48I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:53It's amazing.
01:20:55Thanks.
01:20:56First time for everything, I guess.
01:20:59I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:04You know what?
01:21:06I changed my mind.
01:21:07I did.
01:21:08I changed my mind.
01:21:08I want to invest in this story.
01:21:11Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:13Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's going to care about that video anyway?
01:21:20Okay.
01:21:21Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:24Um, my fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:26Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:29Okay.
01:21:31Yes, there it is.
01:21:32Wow.
01:21:34Good job.
01:21:35Thanks.
01:21:36I hope they like it.
01:21:38They're going to love it.
01:21:38I messed up.
01:21:46I know the whole world saw us fighting, but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:21:53Dora is my fiance, the only woman I love.
01:21:56Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:21:58Dora is me and Dora, if that means.
01:22:09Dora is D?
01:22:10Dora is me.
01:22:40...our story.
01:22:46So you're...
01:22:49...C.
01:22:53Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:55It definitely helped.
01:22:57But this time, I think I'm gonna do things my way.
01:23:01Dora Swift, I have fallen for you irrevocably, completely.
01:23:18Will you marry me?
01:23:23Yes, yes, yes.
01:23:24Oh my God.
01:23:31Come here.
01:23:33You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:38I mean that.
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