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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about
00:00:21dig okay I'm just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not loose dick especially not about
00:00:39loose probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know
00:00:54you're coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my
00:00:59girl my coffee right right sorry
00:01:16oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no babe you're listening you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that I do it all the time
00:01:47let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:26oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:33oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:47Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:01you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god what it was just a video oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:31I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does
00:03:38that mean shit my appointment I gotta go sorry all right we'll have your birth control ready for
00:03:50you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with
00:03:56you in a moment sweetie he a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any
00:04:09more humiliating good morning miss tisdale it's Luke Luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:21don't worry I'm full of the doctor to be gentle as it's yours right my first time miss tisdale is it
00:04:43yes nice to meet you dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:49I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for
00:05:00birth control yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you
00:05:09want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get
00:05:12training with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not
00:05:20good for you dr. Miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. Miller I'd also recommend
00:05:27you don't do anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and
00:05:33yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm
00:05:37sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there let's get started with the breast exam breast exam
00:05:47breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:53it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:00it's okay it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're
00:06:15perfect stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:22there are no abnormalities thank you Luke dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your
00:06:35feet up and stir for me okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but
00:06:45I'm not performing a pap smear so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good I wonder if
00:06:57this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:59I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix I need you to relax for me
00:07:14so do you like younger women I mean as your students because you work on campus no my family
00:07:26donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great-grandfather's honor I
00:07:34donated a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:40last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:46relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:07:53I think I just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:11no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back is that a freaking wet spot I can never look at that
00:08:29man in the eyes ever again all right so here's your brick
00:08:36should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:43she's my patient
00:08:47Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:00speaking of sperm I assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:08Luke are you serious you got a finger by the doctor who buys coffee from you the Luke Sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:23shut up everybody shit he's so sexy maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:30don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay so
00:09:35come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:45why do I even care
00:09:50yo ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:00you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash I'm calling it
00:10:10dude she's low-key a slut I just can't prove it you will soon
00:10:16you're gonna film her
00:10:20dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:27a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
00:10:32yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:38don't get involved Luke you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:45hey you need to pay
00:10:49fuck my eyes what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops
00:10:58keep
00:11:00keep Kaley Avenue apartment 2
00:11:02I need to get to Sophie
00:11:04the lady
00:11:11nervous
00:11:21why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:36nervous
00:11:42I'm a little nervous
00:11:44don't be
00:11:45you know my cherries I popped
00:11:48wait
00:11:53what
00:11:54I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we're gonna have to wait I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:01are you kidding me
00:12:04I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08Mike why would you say something like that
00:12:10I'm going home
00:12:11there is
00:12:18where the hell you are
00:12:22not until
00:12:24I
00:12:25did something
00:12:26no
00:12:27no
00:12:27stop
00:12:31stop
00:12:32me
00:12:34who the fuck invited you
00:12:41Dr. Miller.
00:12:46Hey, Sophie.
00:12:48Hey.
00:12:49Hey, Stephen.
00:12:51Hey, Sophie.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:56Did you take something?
00:12:57What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:58Who the fuck invited-
00:12:59Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:04Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:07I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:09If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:10I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:12What?
00:13:13What's so funny?
00:13:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:16Since who?
00:13:17You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:22My family's the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:26That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:30You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:32Wait.
00:13:33Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:34Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:35No, no, no.
00:13:36And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:38No, no, no.
00:13:39Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:40It was just a joke.
00:13:41Oh, you wanna talk?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:48Hey, come here.
00:13:49She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:03Either way, it's not good.
00:14:04You stole me from my date?
00:14:05Who gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:06I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:07Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:08I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:09I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:10I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:11Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:12I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:13How much did you have to drink?
00:14:14I can drink however much I want.
00:14:15I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:16How much did you have to drink?
00:14:18I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:19Just because you shoved a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me that you're
00:14:24the right.
00:14:25How much did you have to drink?
00:14:27I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:45Just because you shoved a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:49Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Tell me this.
00:14:51Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:59I was at the bar.
00:15:00Alright?
00:15:01And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:13Wow.
00:15:15I'm an idiot.
00:15:18No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:21First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:28And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:38Sorry, Soph.
00:15:39Sophie, you want my virginity week?
00:15:40You can have it.
00:15:44Someone clearly wants me.
00:15:45Are you?
00:15:46Hard right now?
00:15:47No.
00:15:48No.
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No.
00:15:51No.
00:15:52No.
00:15:53No.
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No.
00:15:56No.
00:15:57No.
00:15:58can happen. Someone clearly wants me. Are you hard right now? That's so wrong. You're
00:16:19drunk. I'm taking you home. What are you doing? You're drunk. I'm taking you home. What? No,
00:16:26I can't go home. My roommate's there. I told her I was going to be at Mike's. She's probably
00:16:31having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me. We're here. Here? Where is here? My place.
00:16:45You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone,
00:16:49if you're comfortable. I want to. I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with that.
00:16:56But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that? Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:02Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:26You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in
00:17:31for the past year.
00:17:32How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:47I don't like tight spaces. Not all tight spaces.
00:17:52Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:56Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:17:58Thanks. Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:05Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:09I'm happy.
00:18:11Bye-bye.
00:18:27I think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:30Oh, bye-bye.
00:18:32Bye-bye.
00:18:32you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:47I just don't want to be disrespectful you know I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home
00:18:57all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their
00:19:03evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr. Miller no mr. still
00:19:09then why me I'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order you're kind of people you're beautiful
00:19:27who is that ah this crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:45Luke are you home
00:19:50Lukey come out come out stop playing I stole one of your pagers I know you're not on call
00:20:03don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:14are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:20she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them
00:20:27kicked out of school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:29what are you doing you didn't answer my calls I'm sleeping why don't I join you
00:20:41I can think of a million things I'd rather do like what baby like the thing that I do with the ice
00:20:52cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember I have restraining order against
00:20:59you your father begged me to not go through with it come on Lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:06I have someone new in my life someone new who the fuck is she I'm gonna give you three seconds to get
00:21:20out of my room and if you're still here I'm gonna call the cops then I'm gonna call the Dean and I'm
00:21:25gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is
00:21:30no you can't one two fine fine I'm leaving your loss
00:21:41oh my god Luke
00:21:51holy shit
00:22:06you smell like booze
00:22:09I sobered up I swear
00:22:10what's with the ice cubes
00:22:14I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:19you won't move on from me Lucas
00:22:26you'll come back to me after I
00:22:30take care of that little distraction
00:22:33my virginity
00:22:48yep still intact
00:22:52fuck my life
00:22:56language
00:22:57Jesus
00:22:59what the hell are you doing
00:23:00I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:04whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:07what would you have me do
00:23:08don't say it don't say it
00:23:11you could join me
00:23:12Sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:18Luke that is three years past legal
00:23:29there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:33I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:54but
00:23:55but a lot of things Sophie
00:23:58you're my patient for one
00:24:00in an on-campus clinic
00:24:02I'm graduating this year
00:24:05second
00:24:07you're a virgin
00:24:10ouch
00:24:11I'm asking you to change that
00:24:15you're talking to Dr. Miller right now love
00:24:26but you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:30I don't make love
00:24:34I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards alright sweetheart
00:24:38I'm not that guy
00:24:40well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:47I'm a big girl I can handle myself
00:24:49unless you're just not interested
00:24:53I saw how hot your ex is
00:24:56and she's good at crazy sex
00:24:59according to you
00:25:00someone's jealous
00:25:03Sophie there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:07to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:10because it's cheap
00:25:11because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:26when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:29you see you don't have to pull any tricks
00:25:32for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:34so do it
00:25:37I'm ready I promise
00:25:39ready
00:25:44what's that
00:25:51that's your doctor
00:25:52I know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:54sorry son
00:25:59are you kidding me
00:26:09can I uh
00:26:10can I get a
00:26:11you're killing me
00:26:13so the Dr. Miller
00:26:14takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:16you see his dick
00:26:17and you're still
00:26:18a virgin
00:26:19yeah
00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:23and he just didn't want this
00:26:25can you wait
00:26:29oh my god
00:26:30Sophie
00:26:31no 36 year old man
00:26:33I looked as a shirt by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot
00:26:36virgin co-ed
00:26:37like you
00:26:38he respects you dummy
00:26:39or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:42I mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:44sophisticated
00:26:44sexy
00:26:45all the things I'm not
00:26:46you have a brand new
00:26:48shiny
00:26:49tight
00:26:49pussy
00:26:50a Cadillac pussy
00:26:52and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:54watch
00:26:55hi is the Cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:00no can you just
00:27:01order
00:27:01I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:19but a janitor
00:27:20makes a lot more sense
00:27:23Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:26what do you want
00:27:30I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:34I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:38when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:40Luke is not your boyfriend Gina
00:27:43he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:45oh so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:48knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:52can you believe it
00:27:54Sophie's evil
00:27:56first Mike
00:27:57now someone's boyfriend
00:27:59a slut
00:28:00pregnant with Luke's
00:28:02did you really think that a man that accomplished
00:28:06attractive
00:28:06and rich
00:28:08would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:11Sophie you idiot
00:28:14of course he was never yours
00:28:15Sophie
00:28:19you can have him
00:28:21you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:23I didn't do this
00:28:24I swear I would never
00:28:25what's going on
00:28:27your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:29no I didn't
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:32hey
00:28:33that's the dean's daughter
00:28:34Sophie
00:28:36I'm calling the police
00:28:38no I would never do this please
00:28:40she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:42we need a medic too
00:28:44I'm a doctor
00:28:45I'm a doctor
00:28:51um no no no no I'm I'm fine
00:29:14I'll just be going
00:29:16we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:21never seen him look so angry
00:29:24yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:26your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:32it was for a friend
00:29:35you liar I saw you drinking from it
00:29:37let me go
00:29:39I don't want to press charges
00:29:42just a moment
00:29:43oh my god
00:29:55you're crazy
00:29:56you're actually crazy
00:29:58Luke please
00:29:59I can explain
00:30:00she's not right for you
00:30:02breaking into my house
00:30:05stealing my pager
00:30:06that's normal for you Gina
00:30:08I get it
00:30:08but I draw the line
00:30:10when you try to hurt somebody
00:30:11that I care about
00:30:11officer
00:30:16I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:19she's a danger to herself
00:30:21and people around her
00:30:22I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:24stop
00:30:25Luke this isn't
00:30:27you
00:30:28you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:30she's nothing
00:30:32a cheap
00:30:33broke
00:30:34campus whore
00:30:35you're better than this Luke
00:30:37officer
00:30:39take her away
00:30:40let's go
00:30:44you bitch
00:30:46don't deserve him
00:30:48let's go
00:30:48I knew she was psycho
00:30:52you couldn't even hurt a flight
00:30:54even if someone paid you to
00:30:55thanks Ev
00:30:57Sophie I'm sorry
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:00take the day
00:31:02someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:12Cadillac pussy
00:31:14you came just to save me
00:31:25of course I did
00:31:27I knew that
00:31:35when she stopped blowing my phone up
00:31:36that she was going to come after you
00:31:38so
00:31:38I didn't stand to see you get hurt
00:31:40I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:46Sophie I
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:49Sophie I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:56I mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:31:59what do you mean
00:32:01I mean you
00:32:03reject all of my advances
00:32:06and then suddenly I'm so important
00:32:08you leave a patient for me
00:32:09what do you see in me
00:32:12or am I just
00:32:13entertainment to you
00:32:15entertainment Sophie
00:32:17if you were to just entertain me
00:32:19I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:20you're just
00:32:22young
00:32:24I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:29unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:34doesn't mean you know what's good for me
00:32:36or what I want
00:32:36what do you want
00:32:44you
00:32:48take me seriously
00:32:52get in the car
00:32:55what?
00:32:57to where?
00:32:59spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:01what?
00:33:02unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:04I thought you said we were here to meet your family
00:33:32not go to a gala
00:33:33we're doing both
00:33:34my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here
00:33:37for vacation home
00:33:38your vacation home?
00:33:41as in you have multiple?
00:33:44wow
00:33:45Mr. Millie
00:33:46it's good to have you home, sir
00:33:48and you have a butler?
00:33:55at your vacation mansion
00:33:57Luke
00:33:57you're not just rich
00:33:58you're like
00:33:58old money
00:33:59what the hell?
00:34:02look
00:34:02I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out
00:34:04the truth is
00:34:05yes
00:34:05my family's rich
00:34:07but we're not here to impress them
00:34:09we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:12and that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:15is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:34why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:36I'm not
00:34:41hang on
00:34:42what even am I to Luke?
00:34:50mother
00:34:51this is Sophie
00:34:53my girlfriend
00:34:55girlfriend?
00:34:57no way
00:34:58wait
00:34:59focus Sophie
00:35:00manners
00:35:00nice to meet you
00:35:02Miss Miller
00:35:03girl
00:35:07kind
00:35:07what happened to the pretty one?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:13the dean's daughter?
00:35:14the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:18ouch
00:35:18mother
00:35:20again
00:35:21as I just said
00:35:22this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala
00:35:25if I have to remind you
00:35:26to an importance in my life again
00:35:28I'm going to make sure this gala
00:35:29does not go smoothly
00:35:30unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands
00:35:33you're sleeping
00:35:33you ungrateful child
00:35:37if you'll excuse us
00:35:41we need to get ready
00:35:42oh
00:35:43before we go
00:35:43which room do you keep to ditches
00:35:45Dior and Versace
00:35:46she needs some options for tonight
00:35:47fourth floor
00:35:50third door
00:35:51on your view
00:35:51thank you mother
00:35:54good to see you
00:35:56that was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody's ever done for me
00:36:04your brother has lost it
00:36:13get down here and handle this new
00:36:16trashy arm candy
00:36:17is your mom always so
00:36:28narcissistic psychopath
00:36:30yeah
00:36:31that's why I don't really get along with the family
00:36:35but
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:39so
00:36:40I come back every year
00:36:41you care a lot about your patients
00:36:43it's sweet
00:36:44I do
00:36:45plus the other perk is
00:36:47I could spend a ton of money on you
00:36:49what does that mean
00:36:51Luke you did not
00:37:02which one of them speaks to you
00:37:09I mean I want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:12I haven't even picked one out
00:37:14you said you want all of them
00:37:17they're yours
00:37:1880
00:37:24I can't accept this
00:37:26this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:28well I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:31why do you like me
00:37:34I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:39doctor trust fund baby
00:37:41your culture
00:37:43your parents host
00:37:44charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:48I do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that I share with like a hundred other students
00:37:51it's not too late to not associate with me
00:37:54of course it's too late
00:38:10now we're already falling for you
00:38:11then why don't you go all the way with me
00:38:16because
00:38:20I want it to be right
00:38:22I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you
00:38:27but take it slow
00:38:29even though
00:38:35there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:40really
00:38:42really
00:38:48really
00:38:49come back here
00:39:00I'm just giving you what you want Luke
00:39:03are you teasing me Miss Tisdale?
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:23just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please?
00:39:43you know
00:39:43I'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:45whatever you say doc
00:39:55that doesn't sound like Gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend
00:40:07the gala is tonight
00:40:10and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:14not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:17Luke's an idiot
00:40:19for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:25I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough for him to realize
00:40:29that he's made a mistake
00:40:30mm-hmm
00:40:30that's my girl
00:40:32Sophie, love
00:40:37you've been in there for two hours
00:40:38I promise you
00:40:39you're gonna be the most beautiful person
00:40:40at the gala tonight
00:40:41holy shit
00:40:57it's not about being pretty
00:41:06I just
00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:09in front of all your rich friends
00:41:10I've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:13wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:14if we just met up at like
00:41:15a bowling alley
00:41:16and donated the party expenses
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:22you ready?
00:41:24wow
00:41:42she's an upgrade of Regina
00:41:44yeah
00:41:45you never said your brother's job was so pretty
00:41:48why would you want to break them up?
00:41:49shut up
00:41:50there was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance
00:41:52I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event
00:42:06this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:09myself
00:42:10and my girlfriend
00:42:11Sophie Tisdale
00:42:13are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:15cheers
00:42:16girlfriend
00:42:21not for long
00:42:23good evening everyone
00:42:38thank you so much for being here
00:42:41and our wonderful charity auction
00:42:44our first item
00:42:46an all expense paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its amazing iconic volcanic views
00:42:57starting big
00:42:59five thousand
00:43:01five thousand
00:43:02now six
00:43:03twenty to six
00:43:04Bora Bora after finals
00:43:06that's pretty good
00:43:06can I get
00:43:08you need to come quick
00:43:10my wife's having an allergic reaction
00:43:11are you going to be okay?
00:43:13no
00:43:14let's go
00:43:15what is it?
00:43:24my throat
00:43:24oh you're not
00:43:26breathe
00:43:28sold
00:43:35number twelve
00:43:36seven thousand dollars
00:43:37all expense paid trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora
00:43:39give him a round of applause
00:43:40congratulations
00:43:41hey hey hey
00:43:42actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:45Miss Tisdale
00:43:46a gorgeous student
00:43:47has graciously offered herself up
00:43:50for a date with a lucky man
00:43:52now according to Miss Tisdale
00:43:55she has a great personality
00:43:56and an even better mouth
00:43:58what a hussy
00:44:00auctioning a blowjob
00:44:02I hope Dr. Miller knows
00:44:04what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:05I mean the poor guy's
00:44:07tending to a patient
00:44:08I knew that you were
00:44:10too classless
00:44:11with this family
00:44:12poor Lukey
00:44:14she hasn't fooled
00:44:15trailer trash skank
00:44:17who let her kind in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that
00:44:21I would never
00:44:22I have a thousand
00:44:23for a night with Miss Tisdale
00:44:25hmm
00:44:26really Sophie?
00:44:27no one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:29phew
00:44:30alright
00:44:30five hundred
00:44:32alright
00:44:34five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:35she's got student loans
00:44:38whatever that means
00:44:40where's Luke?
00:44:46breathe
00:44:46I don't see anything wrong
00:44:51here
00:44:51no my throat
00:44:52it hurts
00:44:53I recognize you
00:44:55you're one of my sister's
00:44:56shithead friends
00:44:56what the hell is going on here?
00:44:58hey
00:44:58my sister's doing you a favor
00:44:59bro
00:44:59Patrick
00:45:00get out of my way
00:45:02why lower your standards?
00:45:03we're millionaires
00:45:04she might be a good fuck
00:45:05but that's all she'll ever be
00:45:06man
00:45:07you can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live a day
00:45:15without your daddy's money
00:45:16motherfucker
00:45:17$400
00:45:18$450
00:45:20$400
00:45:22$400
00:45:22$400
00:45:24oh alright
00:45:26I mean look
00:45:28I know Sophie's just being modest
00:45:31poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom
00:45:34well I'll help the young lady then
00:45:37maybe we could have some late night study sessions
00:45:41huh?
00:45:42sold
00:45:43sold for $400
00:45:44wow Sophie
00:45:47looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:50used goods
00:46:01that's rich Serena
00:46:02after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:46:05Luke you watch your mouth right now
00:46:07what was that you saying about class Letitia darling?
00:46:13you idiot
00:46:20get off the stage
00:46:21we're leaving
00:46:22mom
00:46:22he's embarrassing me
00:46:24you're humiliating me in front of my friends
00:46:26you hussy
00:46:27no need my dear
00:46:29our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:34after all of this
00:46:36no
00:46:36but
00:46:38but
00:46:39no
00:46:40no
00:46:41young man
00:46:43that information you gave is illegal
00:46:46you're a doctor
00:46:48Greg I was waiting to get to you
00:46:49you want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend Stephanie?
00:46:54how's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56no no no no no no
00:46:57no no no no
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04the lady?
00:47:06I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:16you can't
00:47:17you see yes
00:47:18my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:20but I practice under the university
00:47:22so you can't touch me
00:47:24so
00:47:25unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:29and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:31let's go
00:47:34get to writing
00:47:36let's go
00:47:37everybody out
00:47:38get these assholes go
00:47:47you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me
00:47:50I would have been okay
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over
00:47:52no one comes at my woman like that
00:47:54plus I think we made more donations tonight than we have in the last 10 years
00:47:57blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:00you all right?
00:48:16what are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze so
00:48:20I figure how the night went
00:48:23might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:25right
00:48:28okay
00:48:30make me
00:48:32an appletini
00:48:34what?
00:48:36what?
00:48:36seriously?
00:48:37all right so
00:48:40vodka
00:48:41lemon
00:48:42and
00:48:42apple liqueur
00:48:43can we just
00:48:44do something easier?
00:48:45you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:47you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:47you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:50move
00:48:52can you open that?
00:48:56thank you
00:48:59all right
00:49:03let's just make it simple
00:49:05body shots
00:49:06I've never done that before
00:49:11seriously?
00:49:13what do you mean?
00:49:14you're like so old
00:49:15I was trying to get into school
00:49:16I didn't have time to
00:49:18do body shots off of hot little girls like you
00:49:20he just said you're hot
00:49:22make the move Sophie
00:49:23okay well
00:49:25I'll teach you
00:49:35holy shit
00:49:37all right
00:49:58I got the hang of that
00:49:59now it's your turn
00:50:02Ms. Tisdale
00:50:02now or never Sophie
00:50:03go for it
00:50:04new rule
00:50:05you can't choose the same place twice
00:50:07is that so?
00:50:10then
00:50:10where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:34get away with it
00:50:35be careful what you get
00:50:37cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:38I'm sorry was that?
00:50:49you drive me fucking wild
00:50:52Luke I'm ready
00:50:55yeah I'm an idiot
00:51:03wait what?
00:51:06Sophie I want you to fly
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:08fuck
00:51:10Luke no no no
00:51:11I'm telling you I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:13I want to do this with you
00:51:15lose my virginity
00:51:16Sophie
00:51:17don't Sophie me
00:51:20that's so patronizing
00:51:22okay I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:28I don't want to be the guy that you know leads to you ruining your life
00:51:32I'm terrified of that
00:51:33it's this that hurts me what you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:37what would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40being together?
00:51:41Sophie
00:51:41did you see what happened here today?
00:51:44I mean my family sucks
00:51:47my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:49of course I want to be with you
00:51:53but am I right for you?
00:51:54and you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:57I might be a virgin but this whole it's not you it's me thing is really freshman year
00:52:07Sophie where you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13you think you're doing me this favor but really you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:18don't follow me
00:52:21damn it
00:52:27because I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:39what's the point in talking to me now you've rejected me thrice
00:52:55is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00nope
00:53:01boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04so I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07all to myself
00:53:12what?
00:53:13you heard me
00:53:14hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:18seriously?
00:53:20you're into this?
00:53:21like you might want to like hook up?
00:53:24hell yeah I would
00:53:25maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:28wow I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:30maybe you lose the problem
00:53:32I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:35pause
00:53:38what did you just say?
00:53:40I'm a virgin?
00:53:45she's a virgin y'all
00:53:48aww cute
00:53:50excuse me?
00:53:52too much work
00:53:53you're probably super clingy too
00:53:54you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:56s-sweetie?
00:53:59s-sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior
00:54:01that's even sadder
00:54:05you were just into me
00:54:06why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:10but I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:12you know?
00:54:13you're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:54:16and...
00:54:17bleh
00:54:18sorry
00:54:19bleh?
00:54:20bleh?
00:54:21I'm bleh?
00:54:22I'm bleh?
00:54:23I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny track guy to get with me
00:54:37he would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:44oh and Luke
00:54:45of course Luke on the other hand
00:54:47he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:51that he didn't need to see more
00:54:55you know what?
00:54:56Sophie where the hell you been?
00:55:03I'm at the hospital right now bro
00:55:05oh look at me
00:55:06I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and I just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear 2 for one
00:55:16say something asshole
00:55:19can I come get you right now please?
00:55:21so you can what?
00:55:22not have sex?
00:55:23yeah I don't think so
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have
00:55:26I don't know the decency to not lead me on
00:55:30guys what guys?
00:55:31did someone do something to you?
00:55:32of course not
00:55:33they
00:55:34they said I was too messy
00:55:36too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:41Sophie
00:55:42you either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:48I'm coming to get you
00:55:49keep the phone on you alright?
00:55:54Sophie
00:55:55Sophie
00:55:56Sophie
00:55:57hey wake up
00:56:00I got you
00:56:01don't worry
00:56:02Sophie
00:56:03Sophie
00:56:04Sophie
00:56:05hey wake up
00:56:10I got you
00:56:11don't worry
00:56:12is she?
00:56:13she's fine
00:56:18she's
00:56:19bottled water in two of these in the morning
00:56:22I don't know what she drank but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard
00:56:26Sophie
00:56:27Sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:29Sophie
00:56:31she готов
00:56:32she's
00:56:33she's
00:56:34is she
00:56:35she's fine
00:56:36but she's fine
00:56:37she's fine
00:56:38she's
00:56:39she's fine
00:56:40bottle water in two of these in the morning
00:56:41I don't know what she drank but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard
00:56:43Sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:45Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:06You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:10You feel like shit.
00:57:12You look like shit.
00:57:14But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:17So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:19Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:25He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:28But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:30Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:33I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:36I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:38So I've decided...
00:57:41I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:45Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:48People, guys, aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:55I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:06No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:08You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:58:09Why not?
00:58:10Soph, you are sexy.
00:58:12I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:14Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:15I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:18I'm giving off...
00:58:19Don't fuck.
00:58:20Snooze fest.
00:58:21Boring.
00:58:23Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:27The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:34Burn me up.
00:58:51Perfect.
00:58:51Isn't that that one derky barista chick?
00:59:15There's no way.
00:59:16That girl's off.
00:59:18Yeah, it is.
00:59:19That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:22Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:26Good.
00:59:26I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:28I mean, more.
00:59:34Holy shit.
00:59:35There he is.
00:59:36Are you going to say something?
00:59:40Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:42No, I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:49Thanks, babe.
00:59:52I mean, it's all I'm beautiful.
01:00:03And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:05A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:10What the hell's going on here?
01:00:12Stop interrupting, grandpa.
01:00:14The fuck did you just say?
01:00:15One latte coming right up.
01:00:19And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:21Sophie, what is this?
01:00:23You're dressed different.
01:00:24You're acting different.
01:00:24I don't get it.
01:00:26Whoops.
01:00:27Let me get that for you.
01:00:35Did you want a coffee?
01:00:36The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:40Is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:42But throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:44That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:47I gave you a chance.
01:00:49And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:51and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:53Hey, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:56They don't land fair.
01:00:57You should come.
01:00:59She's got plans.
01:01:01Actually, I don't.
01:01:03My first frat party invite?
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:06This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:01:09You should bring your home girl.
01:01:10Guy's going to love you.
01:01:12I will.
01:01:12See you tonight.
01:01:15You're not going to that.
01:01:16News flash.
01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:18You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:20That's not true.
01:01:21Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:23My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:30Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me, all right?
01:01:32If I'm going to this frat party 36 years old, I will.
01:01:39What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:41Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:44Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:46Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:47I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:55Everly, not funny.
01:01:56Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text from you in this.
01:02:02If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:02:05How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:09Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:11Red push-up bra?
01:02:16Or pink?
01:02:17Red.
01:02:31Get in.
01:02:32Get Sophie safe, get out.
01:02:33Ah, Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:38Sick costume, bro.
01:02:39Right.
01:02:44Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:50Rules.
01:03:00Idiot.
01:03:04I have to get to her.
01:03:05Where is it?
01:03:06Stop being shy, you look hot.
01:03:14See?
01:03:17Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:18Why?
01:03:22Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:29I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:41I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:53He opened it immediately.
01:03:56He's so whipped.
01:03:57Welcome to the party.
01:03:59Do it on his ass.
01:03:59I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:04:02I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:04:05He opened it immediately.
01:04:06He's so whipped.
01:04:09Welcome to the party.
01:04:14Do it on his ass.
01:04:19Hell yeah.
01:04:20What?
01:04:32It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:34So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
01:04:44Oh, yeah.
01:04:50Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:57Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:05:02Yeah.
01:05:03Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:09Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:15You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:17Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie.
01:05:25Let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:27Coming.
01:05:28My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:30Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What?
01:05:32No.
01:05:33Don't let me go here.
01:05:35Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:05:51Fuck.
01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09What was the rule?
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:26Can you talk like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:29You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking right hand.
01:06:45How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:58I'll see you next time, Dr. Miller.
01:07:23What?
01:07:31Time's up.
01:07:34What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:53So, how was it?
01:08:03Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:06I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:11Sophie.
01:08:20Me?
01:08:21Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:23You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:25Come on, Noah.
01:08:37Okay, so...
01:08:38I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:40What?
01:08:41So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:43So, I'm warning you...
01:08:45You can relax.
01:08:47I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:49Really?
01:08:50But...
01:08:51All the rumors.
01:08:52Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:58I don't even know, Derek.
01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:05I'm so screwed.
01:09:08Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:11They're gonna kill me.
01:09:12No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:14No, no.
01:09:15They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:17Wait.
01:09:19I'll help you.
01:09:21How?
01:09:28It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:30Come on, virgin.
01:09:33They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:36We don't have time.
01:09:37Just come here.
01:09:39You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:42Really?
01:09:43You don't care?
01:09:45No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:47You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:50Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:52I owe you.
01:09:53Noah!
01:09:54Are you in there?
01:09:55Oh, yeah.
01:09:56Oh.
01:09:57It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:58Oh, yeah.
01:09:59Alright, that's enough.
01:10:00Sophie!
01:10:01Have you opened the damn door?
01:10:02Okay, ready?
01:10:03It's working.
01:10:04Okay, ready?
01:10:05It's working.
01:10:06Okay, ready?
01:10:07It's working.
01:10:23Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:25He deserves it.
01:10:50What's the problem, Doctor?
01:10:52What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:10:54Well...
01:10:57First he stands up his pants,
01:10:59and then I saw his cock.
01:11:07Liar.
01:11:09You don't know that.
01:11:14You know you belong to me.
01:11:16Prove it.
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01:11:46I need his heart in you.
01:11:53I don't want to.
01:11:56Me too.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:15No, no, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:19I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:22Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:25You fucking idiot.
01:12:27You are.
01:12:28You better take that.
01:12:37Someone better be dying.
01:12:40Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:43I'm out here, girl.
01:12:46I'm back up in this tree.
01:12:50Yes, you better take that.
01:12:52Someone better be dying.
01:12:54What's it, code blue?
01:12:56They are.
01:12:57I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:13:01I have to go.
01:13:06I've been burned too many times.
01:13:08Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:13:13Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:13:15I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:18We are.
01:13:19But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:24You deserve better than that.
01:13:25Better how?
01:13:29You have a passport, right?
01:13:30Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check.
01:13:35A jacket?
01:13:37Check.
01:13:37A bikini.
01:13:39Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me.
01:13:44Crap, he's here.
01:13:47Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:48Oh, my God.
01:13:55No way.
01:13:56This man's insane.
01:13:57He's actually psycho.
01:13:59On the other hand,
01:14:01crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:03Good look, soldier.
01:14:08Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot.
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:14It's finally happening.
01:14:29You look incredible.
01:14:42You said airport fit.
01:14:44I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:46This is so psychotic.
01:14:54Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times.
01:15:02Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:06International.
01:15:06Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:21I'm sorry.
01:15:22I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:24You ready?
01:15:24A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:35It's a hit.
01:15:37Go look at the view.
01:15:38You'll know where we are.
01:15:46Are you crazy?
01:15:48You took me to Paris?
01:15:49I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restroom.
01:16:05Look.
01:16:12You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:19I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:21Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:39It's finally happening.
01:16:41Finally.
01:16:49I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:06You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:10Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:21Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:24She's all yours.
01:17:26Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:33We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:37I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:44Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:45I'm sorry?
01:17:48Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:53I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:54I'm so sorry.
01:18:02I don't know how this happened.
01:18:04I was trying to be safe.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:08What do you think the odds are?
01:18:101.6 in 100.
01:18:13You'd probably hate me.
01:18:16As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:19Graduations in a month, and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:35Bye.
01:18:40Bye.
01:18:51Bye.
01:18:51Bye.
01:18:52Bye.
01:18:52Bye.
01:18:54Bye.
01:18:55Bye.
01:18:55Bye.
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