Homeless Guy Did His Business On My Drive

Evelyn Daisy

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00:00How you doing, Janet?

00:02Yeah, yeah, not too bad, thank you.

00:03I just wanted to say, I was looking out your window this morning,

00:06and there was this guy who looked homeless,

00:08and he actually did a poo on your driveway.

00:12Sonny, what did you say?

00:15Not very nice, I know, but I saw him squatting on your driveway,

00:20and he left you a little present, shall we say.

00:22A homeless person? He's done a poo on my drive.

00:25Yeah, he looked homeless, he looked a bit scraggy,

00:30and his clothes weren't very nice.

00:31Come down here!

00:33Sorry?

00:33He literally just walked past.

00:35You saw him!

00:37Well, I was in my kitchen looking out the window.

00:41He just squatted down, he literally just walked past,

00:45sat down, undid his trousers, and did his business.

00:49So what?

00:50You didn't care to stop him?

00:53Well, I couldn't really, I was in my kitchen.

00:56But you could have gone outside, opened your window,

00:58and tell him to stop doing a poo on my drive.

01:01To be honest with you, it happened all too quickly.

01:03I literally just saw him, and he did his thing,

01:06and he got up and he just went.

01:08He just walked off.

01:10But I thought I'd let you know,

01:11because it's kind of there still,

01:13and I wonder if you wouldn't mind clearing it up.

01:16Sorry?

01:19What did he say?

01:20What he did?

01:23His business, if you get me?

01:25It's still on your drive.

01:27Janet, you've only just bloody told me,

01:28and you're telling me now that I need to go clean up a homeless person's poo.

01:34If you don't mind,

01:35it doesn't matter if it's homeless or not,

01:36it's some human excrement.

01:38Yeah, but Janet,

01:39why didn't you stop the homeless person doing a poo on my drive?

01:43I think I was probably in a bit of shock,

01:45to be honest with you.

01:46It's not something you see every day, is it?

01:50You're not doing a poo on your drive.

01:54It sounds quite funny, doesn't it, really?

01:56It's not really funny,

01:57because he's doing a poo on my drive, Janet,

01:59and you saw it.

02:01I'm sorry.

02:02I didn't have time to stop him.

02:03He literally was walking past.

02:05Why is there a homeless person anywhere here?

02:09Your guess is as good as mine,

02:11but I literally saw what I saw,

02:13and I thought I'd just let you know

02:14if you wanted to get it cleaned up,

02:16because it's a bit offending for everyone else, isn't it?

02:18And I'm sure you don't want human poo on your drive.

02:22Do you mind?

02:24Janet,

02:25I'm still just trying to comprehend what's just bloody happened.

02:27You're telling me that a homeless person's

02:30delivered their poo on my drive.

02:33Pretty much, yeah.

02:35But if you wouldn't mind,

02:36like if it was dog poo,

02:38I'd ask the same thing.

02:39It just happens to be human.

02:41But what I'm trying to still comprehend is

02:46why didn't you do?

02:47Why didn't you intervene?

02:50There wasn't a second to do anything.

02:53Literally, looking out my window.

02:54You've got to open the window and say that.

02:55Oi, hey.

02:56Stop doing the crap on my neighbour's drive.

02:58You could have said that.

03:00He did it,

03:01and he left before,

03:03even had a chance to get to my door,

03:05to be honest with you.

03:05Otherwise, I would have,

03:06to be honest.

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