Nosy Neighbour Asks Me The Most Ridiculous Question

Evelyn Daisy

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00:00Hello. Hi.

00:01Yeah, I just wanted to say hello. Welcome to the neighbourhood. Welcome to the close.

00:07I noticed that you've recently moved in.

00:11Yeah.

00:12Yeah, well done.

00:14Yeah, you seem like quite a young guy, really.

00:17Where have you come from? Where have you moved in from?

00:19From my mum's house.

00:20Well, that's a big change for you, isn't it? From your mum's house?

00:23Yeah.

00:24Yeah.

00:25Yeah.

00:25Don't mind me asking you. I mean, wow.

00:28I mean, you must have paid, well, you must have paid about $750,000 for this.

00:31Yeah, around about that. That's what they go for, this.

00:34That's a big chunk of cash for a young lad who's just moved from his mum's.

00:38So, what do you do?

00:40Nothing illegal, I hope, having managed to buy a £750,000 house when you're 22.

00:46Amazing.

00:4623, mate.

00:4823, beg your pardon. What line of work are you in?

00:52Why?

00:52Oh, just being neighbourly, just being friendly, just amazed, actually. Impressed and amazed.

01:01Quite smart.

01:01Quite like it's in business.

01:02Sorry?

01:04Say again?

01:05It's in business.

01:06It's in business.

01:07Yeah?

01:08Yeah?

01:09What kind of business, then, is that?

01:11Out of interest.

01:13I don't know.

01:14Like, some, like, marketing and, like...

01:17Yeah, like, marketing, I guess.

01:20Marketing, did you say?

01:22Yeah.

01:23Oh, that's interesting, because my brother-in-law's in marketing.

01:26Oh, what sort of clients do you work for, then?

01:29What type of businesses?

01:32Um, it's a bit of a personal question there, mate.

01:35No, I'm just being friendly, just being neighbourly, just, um, how, you know,

01:39to be on finding out how a 23-year-old young lad that's moved out from his mum's house

01:44can buy a £750,000 house.

01:46That's just incredible.

01:48I mean, it's impressive, and well done to you.

01:50Good job, but, uh, yeah, I was just a little wiry, you know.

01:53I mean, how is that possible, I've one asked.

01:59Um, well, what are you, um...

02:02I mean, I'm not suggesting you're doing anything illegal.

02:04Far be it from me to say that.

02:06But to, uh...

02:07Say that.

02:07Did you get a mortgage, or did you buy it for cash?

02:09Mortgage or cash out of interest?

02:13Um, cash.

02:14Cash.

02:16Yeah.

02:17Three-quarters of a million pounds in cash.

02:18What was that?

02:19In a suitcase under the bed, was it?

02:21Ha ha ha.

02:22Yeah?

02:22Ha ha.

02:23Well, no, bank transfer.

02:25Bank transfer.

02:27What, mummy gave you three-quarters of a million pounds to buy the house, did she?

02:31No, I had the money myself.

02:33You had your money yourself.

02:34You must have started very young in your business.

02:37Um, where are you coming at?

02:40Oh, yeah, where are you...

02:41What are you trying to say?

02:43Well, I'm not...

02:44I'm not trying to say anything.

02:46I was just...

02:47Well, there's a few of us around here that we were quite intrigued how someone so young,

02:52unless you're a pop star, you're a pop star or a footballer,

02:54I haven't seen you on the TV.

02:56Uh, are you a music producer, maybe?

02:58Because they have a lot of money when they're young, don't they?

03:00I'm a porn star, mate.

03:03You're a pop star, did you say?

03:04Yeah.

03:06Or a porn star, I didn't quite hear what you said.

03:08Porn star, mate.

03:10You're a porn star!

03:12And you live here, as a porn star.

03:16Yeah, yeah, you see, um...

03:18You see, um...

03:19Doris from across just the...

03:21Yeah, yeah, you see Doris from...

03:22You see Doris from across the street, yeah?

03:26Yeah, what about her?

03:28Yeah, we did a video together.

03:31You know, the old lady there.

03:32I think you're...

03:32Yeah, I think you're pulling my chain, aren't you, son?

03:35Yeah.

03:36Yeah?

03:37Yeah, you are, aren't you?

03:38Yeah.

03:39Well, we'll have to find out, won't we, me and my colleagues, how you managed to get this place.

03:43It'll be interesting.

03:44I'll go on to Zoopla, have a little look, go to the estate agents, maybe, and ask us.

03:48You know, we don't want, sort of...

03:50Criminals, or potential criminals, or people a bit dodgy living in this place.

03:53Mate, I've not done anything dodgy, mate.

03:57I've just bought a house.

03:58Yeah, I know you bought a house, and I said to you, well done, mate.

04:02But you'll be very cagey about it, and that leads me to...

04:04Well, yeah, because it's none of your business, is it?

04:05It's none of your business.

04:07Well, it is my business.

04:07We are a very close-knit community.

04:09We worry about who lives next door to each other.

04:11You know, we've got kids, etc.

04:13You know, we care.

04:14I'm sure you understand that, don't you?

04:16You know, we're going to be right back.

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