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00:00They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but one of the beholder has a blind spot,
00:25an area of weakness, a soul-draining dead zone that's been trailing white Nikki since birth.
00:32What? I'm at my job interview.
00:36Ramp money?
00:39My half's in the cookie jar where it always is.
00:43Why would you need more?
00:46Did you spend our ramp money on lottery tickets again?
00:51She said it was a garnishment she didn't know about.
00:54A lion piece of shit.
00:59Where were you previously employed?
01:02The nursing home. Shady Oaks.
01:06Where the only shade is trapped between geriatric body parts.
01:12Do you have waitressing experience?
01:15Barely. I was a waitress in high school, but I had to quit because someone stole my mama's car.
01:22Or she sold it for a fifth of gin or something.
01:25Grand theft auto.
01:27Look, I think Mr. Fresh hired me because he could sympathize with what it's like to be constantly mistreated by the people we love.
01:39We trauma bonded.
01:46Possible love connection.
01:49Nikki, look at me.
02:04You know I know what it's like to be taken advantage of.
02:09But maybe it's time we helped ourselves to the advantage.
02:12All right.
02:18Okay.
02:19Let's get to work.
02:20So what I'm gonna need you to get, I need you to get flour, chicken grease.
02:24All of it.
02:25Let's go.
02:26Okay.
02:27Hold on, what's that?
02:28Where's the one?
02:30Like, it doesn't matter.
02:33All I wanna know is where the fuck is the money at?
02:36That's it.
02:38Why I'm not going back in France with you.
02:40I'm not trying to go back in France with you.
02:42Let me stay.
02:45Let me.
02:47All I wanna know, all of that bullshit don't matter.
02:50It don't matter.
02:51I'm not giving a fuck about none of that.
02:53You just keep repeating shit.
02:57Yeah.
02:58That's what the fuck we're doing.
02:59That's what I'm talking about.
03:01So.
03:03Heard you had a selfie with a, with two people in the background.
03:08Let me see that.
03:13I have a question.
03:14Um, does crime snitchers offer any reward money for helping find the kidnappers?
03:21Uh, not because I'm involved.
03:24It's just, moving ain't cheap.
03:28Funny thing about blind spots, the folks hiding in them have been watching you the whole damn time.
03:38Who would do this to my Monique?
03:39I mean...
03:40Oh, sure.
03:41I mean, he was a terrible husband.
03:42But that doesn't mean he deserves to be tied up and left for dead like some animal.
03:43Please.
03:44If you love him, pay the ransom, please.
03:47Oh, that was really good.
03:48Nobody cares.
03:49Well, let's get to work.
03:50We've got a grand opening and a wishing money to make.
03:51Now that ain't here.
03:52Okay, anyways.
03:53Hello, everybody in here.
03:54Come on.
03:55Free MoD on three.
03:56One, two, three.
03:57Free MoD.
03:58Free MoD.
03:59Hey, Jerry.
04:00Who do you want the family to give a Goneique?
04:01How can we do it?
04:02Who do you want the money to help you?
04:03What do you want, do you want the money to help you?
04:04No, no, no, no.
04:05No, but no, no, no.
04:06No, no.
04:07No, no, no.
04:08No, no, no.
04:09No, no, no, no.
04:10Okay.
04:11Let's go.
04:12Let's go.
04:13Let's go.
04:14Let's get to work.
04:15Yeah, okay, anyways.
04:17Look, everybody in here.
04:18Come on.
04:19Free Moe D on three.
04:20One, two, three.
04:22Free Moe D!
04:27Hey, Jerry.
04:29I was wondering,
04:31did Mr. Fresh leave any money to pay us with?
04:35Yeah.
04:37Between being kidnapped,
04:38he came up here and did the payroll.
04:39Yeah, I just...
04:41I was hoping I could get a $500 advance.
04:44Mr. Fresh told me you didn't mind helping me out.
04:47You know what I could use in advance?
04:49Moe's Ransom.
04:51Unless you're not worried
04:52because you know more than you're letting on to.
04:54I'm just a regular employee just like you.
04:59Girl, I'm the manager.
05:02Your boss.
05:04Right.
05:05Boss.
05:07You're hilarious.
05:10I think I'm going to go tackle that restroom.
05:14Please do.
05:19Wait, Nikki.
05:21Is she a colonizer or is she a freedom rider?
05:26Well, I'll see.
05:27When the music turns on,
05:28she may know the lyrics.
05:30Can she stay on beat?
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06:31Oh, make mine a double, please.
06:34I got you, Gideon.
06:42Child, I thought I heard a cocktail shake.
06:44Let me see that.
06:45Hey!
06:46What you got for?
06:47All right, so this is O.J. with a splash of Mo'
06:50thunder and a special ingredient.
06:52OK, I don't have a name for you.
06:54Hey, what you got here?
06:55All right, some more waffles.
06:56And Mo'Dee fresh, cheers.
06:58See you.
06:58All right.
07:01OK, what do y'all think?
07:02What do y'all think?
07:03Hey.
07:05You like it?
07:06Yeah, yeah.
07:06OK, um, I'm going to let White Nikki try it.
07:08OK.
07:12Damn, she's trying to kill me.
07:13Trying to get into everything you're all.
07:14Please, that's what you're supposed to say.
07:22No, I'm not going back there.
07:26White Nikki, you want a drink?
07:31If I drink that, then I'm going to do something stupid,
07:48like curse at my mom.
07:49I know that's tough.
07:51Her blowing the rent money.
07:54I overheard your chat with the detective.
07:57I'm sorry I can't help it.
07:59I grew up next to train tracks, so you learn how to drown out
08:02the noise to hear what really matters.
08:05Dormalee?
08:07Excuse me?
08:08Your necklace, the crystal?
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11A friend of mine went to Sedona and bought this for me.
08:14She said it had hidden properties.
08:16Protection.
08:18Keeps the negativity away.
08:19And, heck, it's my tooth.
08:31Welcome to Atlanta Poetic, where the diner special is served
08:34on the side of abduction at a perfectly chilled farewell
08:38cocktail.
08:39That's pretty good.
08:41Thanks.
08:41We'll call that the Moody Fair special.
08:44Kirby Bartholomew Jackson.
08:47Bartholomew?
08:47I see why you go by KB.
08:51Hmm.
08:52Hmm.
08:53Hmm.
08:54Nicky Collins.
08:57Cherry?
08:58We got company.
08:59Hmm.
09:00Who is this?
09:01Cherry Curtis.
09:02Manager.
09:03Tina Tremaine.
09:04Health inspector.
09:05So, these men.
09:06I see why you go by KB.
09:07Hmm.
09:08Hmm.
09:09Nicky Collins.
09:10Hmm.
09:11Hmm.
09:12Hmm.
09:13Nicky Collins.
09:14Cherry?
09:15We got company.
09:16Hmm.
09:17Who is this?
09:17Matt's by the entrance.
09:20Unsecured.
09:22It's a safety hazard.
09:24They must be secured with non-slip backing.
09:29OK.
09:30No problem.
09:31I got some blue sticks in the back.
09:35I thought the inspection was after we opened.
09:37Had I known, honey, I could have...
09:39Surprise inspections are a part of the process, Ms. Curtis.
09:42And we don't always announce when we're coming.
09:45Now, I'm here to make sure that everything leaves cold and your customers are safe.
09:49And no one ends up sick or dead on arrival.
09:56Hey, come on.
09:57Everybody ends up on the toilet after they eat Krusty's.
10:00But you're right, Mrs. Inspector.
10:04Will this be an issue for our opening in a week?
10:08You can't open until you pass the inspection.
10:11Now, if I find some more issues or enough violations, then you will need to reschedule or find another line of work.
10:21Excuse me.
10:23Excuse me.
10:24Excuse me.
10:51Excuse me.
11:08This kidnapping's a joke.
11:10No one gives a shit about Moe Dee Fresh.
11:13I'm worth more dead than alive.
11:17The grief!
11:19Damn.
11:21What's taking so long?
11:25You know what I'm starting to notice?
11:29Boss is playing favorites.
11:31Number three and number four.
11:33They get to frolic in the fields
11:35or we're stuck inhaling biggie farts.
11:39You can go.
11:41You're not being held hostage.
11:43Unless you want to be.
11:45Hey guys, having fun?
11:49Does not smell like it.
11:53Hand me the special.
11:55Yes, ma'am.
12:01Fun fact for y'all.
12:03Back when I was married to Moe D. Farts,
12:07I used to have to cut his burger into four pieces.
12:11Remember that, Moe?
12:13Just like your mama used to do it.
12:15I was born with soft teeth.
12:17I was born with soft teeth.
12:19Mm.
12:21Oh.
12:23Oh.
12:25The thing about living with blind spots, they don't just hide mistakes.
12:39They protect them.
12:41Everybody in this joint been walking around acting like if you don't look at the moldy truth, it don't exist.
12:59Spoiler alert.
13:01Spoiler alert.
13:03It does.
13:05That fridge been smelling like dead dreams for two weeks.
13:07That frayed wire under the grill.
13:09Ticking damn time bomb.
13:11As for the inspector, she's got eyes sharper than a razor.
13:15And she's cutting right through all the bullshit.
13:19After thoroughly inspecting the premises, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a failing grade.
13:23The kitchen is a health hazard.
13:25Your refrigeration units aren't functioning properly.
13:29And the restroom has only one working stall.
13:33Then there's the sanitation, or the lack thereof.
13:37Ma'am, could you please reconsider?
13:41Please.
13:43We've been through a lot these past couple days.
13:45And Moldy Fresh ain't really set us up to win, you know what I'm saying?
13:48Moldy Fresh?
13:49Yeah, you heard about it.
13:50He was kidnapped?
13:52And all over the news.
13:54Girl, you know the rapper from the song Moldy Fresh Baby?
13:56Moldy Fresh Baby.
13:57It is a meme on Fresh Baby.
14:00But when I come through, let's go crazy.
14:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:08Oh my God.
14:11Yeah?
14:12Oh my God.
14:13She's gone.
14:14Yeah.
14:15You know what?
14:16The F still stands.
14:18Um, you know an alpha woman never sees failure as an option.
14:25The only option is excellence.
14:30Cuckoo!
14:34Tina Tremaine, Spring 07, Omega chapter.
14:38Okay, come on, single letter.
14:40Poetic Sinclair, Spring 08.
14:43Beta Alpha Epsilon chapter.
14:45Okay, babe.
14:46The flyest.
14:47Okay.
14:48But Soror, why are you working here?
14:51So, I just came in town from Charlotte.
14:56I saw this place, and I was called to serve.
15:00Service to all.
15:01You know, Poetic, you are a true definition of an Alpha Psi woman.
15:07And that is why we cannot fail.
15:09That's right.
15:10You need to call them, do a murder call.
15:13What?
15:15What?
15:16Just open up.
15:17Okay, girls.
15:18Okay.
15:18Y'all, we have 24 hours to fix these issues.
15:23If we do, she'll grant us a provisional permit for the grand opening.
15:27Everything else, though, has to be up to code before the follow-up inspection.
15:32You are a godsend.
15:35Man, it's going to cost us all in the leg to fix.
15:38Okay, well, we can put our heads together and figure something out.
15:42I mean, honey, teamwork makes the dream work, yeah?
15:44Yeah.
15:44Yeah!
15:45Yeah!
15:46Yeah!
15:48Mm-hmm!
15:58Mm-hmm!
15:59Mm-hmm!
16:03Mm-hmm!
16:11Get home.
16:29That ain't nothing else down.
16:33That's all it is.
16:34You know, you got to make a snap.
16:35Cross it.
16:36And lock.
16:37Okay.
16:39All right, Bubba.
16:40Have a good day.
16:41Hey, B.
16:57Please don't quit on me.
16:59I ain't quitting on you, all right?
17:01But it's going to cost the ornament of leg to fix this spot.
17:05I'm going to get that ornament of leg.
17:06All right, yeah, that's going to be a little bit extra.
17:19Different supply, you understand?
17:21I appreciate you.
17:22All right, my man.
17:23Good to see you.
17:23Step right up.
17:24Let's get right to it, huh?
17:26Oh, yes, sir.
17:27Right here?
17:28Right.
17:29Ah, yes, sir.
17:31Appreciate that.
17:32Big money.
17:34What's up, brother?
17:34Good to see you, man.
17:35Let's get to it.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Right here?
17:38Ready?
17:39Classes keep getting canceled, man.
17:42The whole time.
17:43I thought it was because people sent me lazy.
17:46These niggas.
17:47Yeah.
17:47Tackle the jab.
17:48Tackle the jab.
17:49Let's go.
17:49Come on.
17:50Oh, there go that arm.
17:54Hold up, hold up, hold up.
17:55Oh, yeah.
17:55There go that leg.
17:57KB!
17:58Man, you were one of us.
18:00You used to share protein shakes and dreams together.
18:05What's going on, man?
18:06Hey, what's up?
18:07What's up?
18:08I was just here now, man.
18:10Look, man, I got the same, man.
18:11You want me to do all this here, man.
18:14Get in the whole wheel.
18:16What'd they say?
18:18No pain?
18:18No pain.
18:19No gain?
18:20Yeah.
18:20Yeah.
18:20Oh, God.
18:22Stop playing.
18:24Get in.
18:24Shut the time.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:27Stop playing.
18:28Stop playing.
18:28Stop playing.
18:29Stop playing.
18:29Stop playing.
18:43She put my stuff in garbage bags?
18:48Tiger, when people break up, that means everyone.
18:51Including my gaslighting mother that you seem to be so loyal to.
18:57I can't help it.
18:58I possess a soft spot for your mother.
19:01Against my better judgment.
19:02Look, if you don't have a place to stay, I have a new spot.
19:10An adequate couch.
19:11I mean, exceptional Wi-Fi.
19:13No pressure.
19:15Unless, of course, you won't sit.
19:18I have a place.
19:19I have a place.
19:20I have a place.
19:20Sorry.
19:21Reeves and I have a place.
19:24And it's a real nice luxury apartment with all the amenities.
19:28We got doors that lock, hot water, and reserve parking.
19:33Well, I'll get out of your hair.
19:39Oh, wait.
19:40One more thing.
19:49Starry.
19:51Your favorite?
19:53It's the only thing that's popular more than you do.
19:55Thanks.
19:58It does hit different.
20:00It does.
20:05I've got to go back to work.
20:11I love you.
20:25Hi, my name's Nikki Collins.
20:30Um, I was wondering, could I pay my deposit in first month's rent with a credit card?
20:36I can?
20:38Can I do it now?
20:41Thank you, thank you.
20:42Uh, just, just one second.
20:43Okay.
20:55Ah, see, say thank you.
21:11Oh, ah, ah, oh, ah, ah, oh, ah.
21:16Well, let's swim in everything, don't go.
21:19Let's swim.
21:20Katie, what happened?
21:21What happened to you?
21:22Oh, shit, come on.
21:23Come on, I gotta get him up.
21:24All right, turn him around.
21:29What happened to you?
21:30Oh, the goddamn Cujos.
21:32Cujos?
21:3320 foot...
21:34Cujo!
21:35Hey, look, next thing I know, bullets start firing everywhere.
21:44I'm in a drive-by.
21:45Sure.
21:46If I had my pocket rock at all, I took it out, but I ain't have it.
21:49Next thing you know, this poodle come out the blue.
21:51Start nipping on my ankles.
21:53After that, I had to run.
21:54Jumped this 20-foot fence.
21:5620 feet?
21:57Yes, white Nikki, 20 feet.
21:58I jumped this...
21:59Why you think I'm walking like this with this lamp?
22:01I ain't thinking I'm lying.
22:02I'm walking like this.
22:04Terry, I'm sorry.
22:06You took all my money.
22:08I'm so sorry.
22:09No need to apologize.
22:11Hey, this place, it's got a bad omen.
22:15But there's only one thing to do about it.
22:17Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, oh, we need a miracle.
22:22Oh, yeah, Lord.
22:30Yeah, yeah.
22:32Come on in the room.
22:35I say, come on in the room.
22:36Uh-uh.
22:37Uh-uh.
22:37Lord, we need a miracle right now.
22:44Here in the waffles.
22:45Mm-mm.
22:46And we come to you as specifically as we know how.
22:50We're talking about the rats running in the wall.
22:56Say, yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:58Uh-huh.
22:59And we're talking to you about the dirty water from the ceiling to the floor.
23:03Say, yeah.
23:05Yeah.
23:07Senor.
23:07And we also come to you about the commode that won't flush.
23:11Say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:14Say, girl.
23:15Yeah.
23:16God, we believe you can do it right now.
23:19We need a miracle.
23:21We need a miracle.
23:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:26We need it.
23:27Say, yeah.
23:28Yeah.
23:29Say, yeah.
23:30Yeah.
23:31Say, yeah.
23:31Arnie.
23:32Yeah.
23:33Hold on.
23:34Oh, God.
23:39Hey.
23:39How does it get that water on?
23:41See, it's a trigger one.
23:42It's like my fault.
23:43That's why.
23:43I tell you, there's one with a little ice cube in God, Bob.
23:47You ain't ready for us.
23:48You got to take me a bath.
23:49Daddy, I'm welcome to you.
23:55Where'd he go?
23:58Hey, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
24:08You're right.
24:09Boba, can you help us?
24:10Look, we got to fix all of these things before we can open.
24:12Damn, y'all should just burn that building down.
24:16Well, what's in it for, Boba?
24:18All you can eat waffles, Boba.
24:19Anytime on me, I got you.
24:21Food ain't exactly money, player.
24:23I got bills, man.
24:25Yeah, well, what if I give you a chance to make some money?
24:28I like that.
24:29Yeah.
24:30All right, Boba, see you.
24:31Oh, you all right?
24:34All right, now, let me see and wash my ass, eh?
24:36Okay, you got them, though.
24:40Now, I want you to pay attention to this, eh?
24:42That baking soda already, isn't it?
24:45There's more thunder.
24:52Natural, is it?
24:54Hey.
24:55Yeah, I know where I'm going.
24:56Yeah, look, look at that.
24:57Ooh.
24:58See that?
24:58We're a whole way in the ass together.
25:01I guess.
25:02Watch it.
25:06That's going to be hot as hell.
25:10Mm-hmm.
25:11You're never living there.
25:12Mm-hmm.
25:13Right here, you got warm.
25:15Okay.
25:15You're a little comfortable, right?
25:16Mm-hmm.
25:17And this is going to be cold ass.
25:20Ice.
25:20Mm-hmm.
25:21Yeah.
25:22Cold ass.
25:24Ice?
25:24That's what you got.
25:25Okay, all right.
25:26You're going to freeze your ass.
25:27Okay.
25:27Yeah.
25:28Yeah, so we get it.
25:29You feel that?
25:29It's a provisional permit for your grand opening.
25:36At least two weeks until I come back for the follower.
25:40Okay?
25:44Okay, Miss Cherry.
25:47Girl, you saved our lives, honey.
25:49I owe you.
25:50You don't make a mean sweet potato pie.
25:51No, no, that's okay.
25:52I'm not a big fan of pie, but I did see the boxes of Bo Thunder.
25:57Girl, get her a box.
25:58Oh, no, no, no.
25:59That's okay.
26:00I got it.
26:01You know, it's our day.
26:02I can use a bit of heavy lifting.
26:08He got us a restaurant, y'all.
26:10Yes!
26:10We're not going to be broke.
26:11Come on.
26:12Yay!
26:13Yay, guys!
26:15Yay!
26:19Congratulations.
26:24Y'all safe.
26:25Oh, man.
26:26Oh, that's great.
26:27I'm going to get up on this grill.
26:28Okay.
26:29We got a frame for this here.
26:30Pointer, you got a frame?
26:32Um, let's find one.
26:34Fuck it.
26:34Let's do it.
26:35How'd you learn how to cook like this?
26:37You know, I do it.
26:39I do this stuff, White Nikki.
26:40Okay, let me get some bacon.
26:44That's nice.
26:45When do you move in?
26:46Tomorrow.
26:47We're going to pick out our furniture together first.
26:50White Nikki, you got the house?
26:51I did.
26:52Oh, hey, cheers.
26:53Congrats.
26:53Congrats.
26:54Cheers.
26:54Cheers.
26:55Cheers.
26:55Cheers.
26:55Cheers.
26:56Cheers.
26:56Cheers.
26:56Yep.
26:56Boom.
26:56Boom.
26:56Boom.
27:01KB, these waffles are banging.
27:03How you get them so light and bluffing?
27:05Yeah, y'all make a man feel like a force up in his town, huh?
27:08What is it?
27:08Yeah, that's how I did.
27:09Hey, if Modo come back, I might have to turn this into my own spot.
27:13Call it KB Waffles.
27:14Okay.
27:24You've been to the farmer's market, huh?
27:26You know I had to.
27:27Everything fresh.
27:28So where's my plate?
27:32Do that nigga.
27:34Concrete cowboy on the night.
27:38Sherry, if I'm fronting money, that sounds like an investor.
27:43Also known as an owner.
27:45And what if they find Modi fresh?
27:47Okay.
27:49And what if they don't?
27:51Are you going to take over responsibility for this place?
27:54Or give up on all your hopes and dreams?
27:57And they take it from you?
28:01I don't want to see that happen.
28:02So how about this?
28:06I will give you whatever you want.
28:09If you let me take you on a date.
28:14I don't want to take you on the straight in there, bro.
28:25Taylor!
28:26Oh, baby.
28:27I was breaking up a dog fight.
28:29Shawna said you got jumped that peach pit fit.
28:31Do you see I'm hurting?
28:32Taylor, I'm hurting.
28:33Oh, my God.
28:33It's supposed to hurt.
28:35When are you going to get it through your thick-ass head that it's not how it used to be?
28:39When it was the housewives, the strippers, the fitness freaks.
28:44Now this is everywhere.
28:45Everywhere.
28:47Including your face.
28:50So he's going to loan us the money.
29:06Oh, he really likes you.
29:08Honey, that ship sailed a long time ago and left me behind.
29:11But I learned some valuable lessons.
29:13Never fall in love with a man who is madly in love with himself.
29:17Yeah.
29:18Thank God Reeves isn't like that.
29:21He loves and respects me.
29:23Mm-hmm.
29:23I brought the fresh air.
29:26Tim, you smell gas.
29:27Ooh, speaking of gas, I was in the office filing some papers and I came across the insurance policy with the added fire coverage.
29:35You were listed as a contingent beneficiary.
29:37Which means if anything happens to the primary beneficiary, Moe D. Fresh, and this whole thing burns down, girl, you would get the money.
29:45I didn't have anything to do with Mr. Fresh's abduction.
29:51I swear it.
29:54He told me he didn't trust anyone.
29:58But he trusted you, a stranger.
30:00Jerry, why would I sign my name, have him kidnapped, and then show up for work the next day?
30:07That would make me the prime suspect.
30:09It doesn't make any sense.
30:11I know, but who would want to kidnap Moe D. Fresh?
30:14I know.
30:15I don't get it.
30:16Uh, sir, uh-uh, we closed.
30:20And I'll just say we closed.
30:22Yeah.
30:24I said we closed.
30:25Is he pissing himself?
30:45Dude, I'm not playing as a help guy.
30:49No.
30:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:50I have a hypersensitive gag reflex.
30:53I don't do bodily fluids, okay?
30:55Really?
30:56I mean, I do.
30:57But that only plays to things I like.
30:59Um, he is not one of them.
31:04Okay, listen.
31:05Yeah.
31:06I'll tell you everything.
31:14Remember Hilton?
31:17Of H.J. Entertainment and Collections?
31:21He did the Wax That Ass tour.
31:25Well, one day he called me into his office.
31:28He was starting a record label.
31:30Comeback Records.
31:32And was looking for old school artists.
31:35This was a chance to redeem myself.
31:39It's more than a one-hit wonder.
31:40I signed a comeback records, and he gave me an advance.
31:47How much money?
31:49100K.
31:53I tried to write the songs, but I couldn't.
31:56I was forgetful.
31:57Arthritis in my hand when I wrote for too long.
32:00I was out of breath when I tried to perform.
32:02I got on slim sticks to help me lose weight.
32:11But nothing worked.
32:13So I decided to put the money in my real dream.
32:18Opening up a restaurant.
32:19Your dream?
32:20He's going to kill me, Levy, if I don't pay him the money.
32:23Well, I want my money first.
32:26We want the money.
32:27Clock it.
32:28Here.
32:34That's all I got left.
32:43Real diamonds.
32:48We still got that thing, right?
32:52Our love is complicated.
32:55Toxic as hell.
32:57But we're a team.
32:58More Kobe and Shaq, but it works for us.
33:05Yeah, baby.
33:07We were a team.
33:11But sometimes teams can get scrambled and confused.
33:17Number two, you said you were bored, right?
33:21Yes.
33:22Well, I'm thinking of a word that can be made with the letters from the word team.
33:28And if you get it right, you'll get a special prize.
33:34Team.
33:35No.
33:37Adam.
33:38Adam.
33:39Dude, you can't spell for shit.
33:41It's meat.
33:43Ding, ding, ding.
33:44Oh, my.
33:59Now, where can I find a healthy?
34:03Ladies love me more fresh, baby
34:18And when I come through, I'll go crazy
34:20Ice on my neck, wrist too heavy
34:23Pull up in the coupe lane, switch steady
34:26Big bank roll, pockets all fatty
34:29Trap star vibes, whole hood ready
34:31Can't touch me, flow too deadly
34:34More fresh, baby, born too petty
34:37Ladies love me more fresh, baby
34:40And when I come through, I'll go crazy
34:43Spotlight on me, whole crowd wavy
34:45More fresh, baby, the vibe too crazy
34:48Ladies love me more fresh, baby
34:51And when I come through, I'll go crazy
34:54All eyes on me, can't not praise me
34:57More fresh, baby, the vibe too crazy
34:59Step in the trap, bricks on the table
35:01Whip game sharp, no favor
35:02Chains on my neck, look fatal
35:04More fresh, baby
35:04Thank you for listening to the show
35:05Look at my eyes on me, the vibe too crazy
35:08I'll go crazy
35:09I'll go crazy
35:10I'll go crazy
35:10I'll go crazy
35:11I'll go crazy
35:11I'll go crazy
35:12I'll go crazy
35:12I'll go crazy
35:13I'll go crazy
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