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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02it's the return of the reading battles.
00:05Hi, ladies and gentlemen,
00:07whatever the fuck PM is.
00:09Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle,
00:11and that's a man, Maury.
00:16Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
00:20I have chose to save Dulce.
00:23PM, shantay you stay.
00:25Hazel, sashay away.
00:30Oh, Hazel.
00:35Hazel is gone,
00:37and I feel like I just lost
00:40the most important person in this game to me.
00:43She didn't deserve to go yet.
00:46Well, fuck.
00:48PM, you are the only bitch to put up a great fight.
00:51Honored to battle against you,
00:53bring it home to Vancouver.
00:55Dulce, you're lucky, bitch.
00:57Ooh!
00:59Girl, fuck.
01:00Love you all so much,
01:01season six sisters for life.
01:05Hazel!
01:06Hazel!
01:07Although I think it was her time to go,
01:08I am sad to lose a sister here.
01:10Girl, that first three alliance crumbled real fast.
01:14Girl, let's sit down and talk some shit.
01:16Ugh!
01:17Wow, that lip sync was fucking incredible.
01:21Everyone!
01:22Absolutely!
01:24You twirled down.
01:26You ate that shit.
01:27Ah, thank you.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29I'm, like, very sad to have landed in the bottom two,
01:33but I love to perform.
01:36PM has shown us that they almost have immunity in this competition.
01:40To be able to lip sync like that,
01:42it feels like they're never gonna go home.
01:44Ebony, I'm so over the moon for you saving me.
01:47I really appreciate it.
01:49Um, call it luck.
01:51Call it whatever you want, Hazel.
01:52Ooh!
01:53The tea is you were doing the worst in the competition.
01:55Ooh!
01:56You had landed in the bottom before,
01:57and you weren't funny.
01:58So you're home now.
01:59Lucky for what?
02:00Every single fucking challenge we've done,
02:02I've done better than you.
02:03So lucky where?
02:04Lucky that I'm more talented than you?
02:06Something I did take into consideration.
02:08I wasn't sure what's coming up next week.
02:10I mean, we still don't know.
02:11I feel like it's gonna be something performance-based,
02:13and I know that's something that you're gonna kill at.
02:16And also, Dulce hasn't got to beef her yet.
02:19It was tough.
02:20So what you're saying is you saved Dulce
02:22because PM and Hazel are better performers.
02:24Girl, bye.
02:27I see PM as bigger competition than Dulce,
02:30and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom.
02:33It wasn't no shadiness.
02:34Girl, it wasn't shadiness.
02:36This was your second bottom.
02:38Yeah.
02:39And so compared to Dulce with their first bottom.
02:41Okay.
02:43Ebony's dead to me in this game.
02:45She is a lovely individual,
02:47but she took out my best friend.
02:50She put me in the bottom.
02:51I'm not working with her.
02:53I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning.
02:56So let's go get out of drag, everybody.
02:58Let's go get out!
03:00I feel like this is my turning point
03:03to stop playing nicely.
03:05I think a few of us need to start talking a line and stuff
03:08because I think there is something going on beneath our toes here.
03:12Yeah.
03:13I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever,
03:16and I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here.
03:19I'm sorry.
03:20I have to put you through that trauma,
03:21lipstick-ing against your fucking good sis.
03:23It's okay.
03:24It's okay.
03:25I will lie.
03:26I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that.
03:29She's my target.
03:31Ah!
03:33PM.
03:34Puppet master.
03:36Bet you didn't see that one coming.
03:38The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:45With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:51With extra special guest judge, Kyza.
03:54It's a new day in the workroom, and I feel fucking amazing.
04:10I can't wait to see whatever it's going to be,
04:12and I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce in the recipe.
04:16I've had a realization, bro.
04:18I've had a realization that I want to be confident.
04:20You know, I want to be that person who, you know, is of my dreams.
04:25You know, who's exactly where they're supposed to be.
04:27And I realized that I am.
04:28Word.
04:29You know, I am.
04:30But I realized that I was afraid of being angry at myself.
04:34When Saldina talks, girl, it's just like a bunch of words
04:38that equal nothing.
04:39She's going into like a monologue about her spiritual awakening.
04:42I'm confident now.
04:43Girl, shut up.
04:44I just want to say something.
04:45I remember what Duse you said with your comeback.
04:49I'm surprised you know the word grandma,
04:51because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56She cannot go to my mom and say things like that
04:58because I really felt shit after.
05:01And I think it was really under the belt.
05:04Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like I was going for your trauma.
05:07I mean, you mentioned me being poor.
05:08I have trauma from that.
05:10So I don't feel like necessarily it was going under the belt.
05:13But if you felt some type of way for the jokes that I made,
05:15I do apologize.
05:16Thank you for letting me know.
05:17I appreciate that.
05:18And I'll make sure not to like bring that kind of...
05:20Because if y'all want to be...
05:21Y'all are lucky.
05:22Y'all are lucky now.
05:23Give me the fuck out here.
05:25Oh, Canada.
05:27Seen it already, then they had her.
05:31Hey, Queens.
05:32Hey.
05:33Is it getting hot in here?
05:35Or is it just the topics?
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh my God.
05:43Tracy is everything.
05:44She looks like a Barbie out the fucking box.
05:45I'm obsessed.
05:46Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track.
05:48And my personal favorites were written in this very workroom.
05:51All together now.
05:52Supernova.
05:53For today's mini challenge, you'll be performing some of the most legendary box in Canada's
06:06drag race history, karaoke style.
06:08Girl, CD-R has produced some amazing good verses, and Mama, we've also produced some verses.
06:22So, warm up those vocal chords.
06:31You'll have ten minutes to get into karaoke quick drag, and I'll meet you at the mic.
06:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:41I don't even know where to start.
06:43I'm the queen of quick drag.
06:44Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe.
06:47Drag artists coming!
06:49Yes!
06:50Yes!
06:52Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:54I am tone deaf.
06:56Let's put some blush everywhere.
06:59No, literally just blush.
07:01Hey, party people!
07:06Hi!
07:08Welcome to Drag-E-O-K-E!
07:10Yay!
07:11I'm sorry, Canada.
07:12I'm just gonna say that right now.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15First person up is a...
07:17Yeah!
07:18Oh, I'm ready.
07:19Hi!
07:20Hi!
07:21I'm so excited.
07:22Are you guys excited?
07:23Yes!
07:24Supernova.
07:25Y'all ain't ready.
07:26Oh!
07:27Supernova.
07:28Bet your game's already over.
07:31From the town, they call the city.
07:33Tara's here to slay.
07:34Oh, she's gonna be winning.
07:35Gorgeous hair.
07:36Teeny waist.
07:37Serving you all!
07:38Don't face!
07:39Hit the beat.
07:40Strike the pose.
07:41Show the cat what it knows.
07:43Feel the skin.
07:44And the flesh.
07:45Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:47Smash this beat.
07:48Salute by Jed.
07:49I must admit.
07:50I'm actually out of breath.
07:51Literally.
07:52Yes!
07:53Yes!
07:54Yes!
07:55Terranova's verse.
07:56Like, I think it's good.
07:57Like, I genuinely love it.
07:58No, I'm actually out of breath.
07:59That was crazy.
08:00Gorgeous hair.
08:01Teeny waist.
08:02Like, well, yes.
08:03I'm almost late for school, baby.
08:04Get the hell out of here.
08:05All right.
08:06Next up is...
08:07Sammy Landry!
08:09Oh!
08:10It's Tongue Pop by Kennedy Davenport.
08:13Tongue, tongue.
08:15Tongue pop.
08:16Tongue, tongue pop.
08:18Tongue pop.
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh, my.
08:21Tongue!
08:22Tongue!
08:23Tongue pop!
08:24PM said, literally, hit the lights.
08:27I be focused.
08:28You know this.
08:29Don't come my way.
08:30Cause you focus.
08:31Hocus, pocus.
08:32I be ready to ring.
08:33Go, little boy.
08:34Kiss you out of my league.
08:35Don't find me.
08:36Get like me.
08:37Don't hate me.
08:38Congratulate me.
08:39I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:42I sing okay.
08:44Do I hit the highest note on earth?
08:46No.
08:47But I'm a drag queen.
08:49Who cares?
08:50Can you feel my heart beat by Luna Dubois?
08:52Give the deep voice.
08:53Give the voice.
08:54Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
09:00The way you look at me, the way you hold me.
09:03The way you kiss me makes my heart beat.
09:07Let's make it official.
09:08Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
09:10Stop.
09:11Blood launch.
09:12Even on Grindr joke.
09:13We're not open.
09:14Woo!
09:15Woo!
09:16Do you recognize any of these verses?
09:18No.
09:19Heartbreak by Amy.
09:20I better get this one.
09:21Don't text me anymore.
09:22Soy la rompecorazon.
09:23I don't want you anymore.
09:24Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:25Tu fuese un condom.
09:26One night and adios.
09:27I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:28Now, bye, close the door.
09:29Don't call me anymore.
09:30Soy la rompecorazon.
09:31I don't want you anymore.
09:32Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:33Tu fuese un condom.
09:34One night and adios.
09:35I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:36Now, bye, close the door.
09:37Don't call me anymore.
09:38Tu fuese un condom.
09:39No.
09:40Now, bye, close the door.
09:41Don't call me anymore.
09:42Tu fuese un condom.
09:43Tu fuese un condom.
09:44Tu fuese un condom.
09:45Tu fuese un condom.
09:46Tu fuese un condom.
09:47Tu fuese un condom.
09:48Tu fuese un condom.
09:49Tu fuese un condom.
09:50Tu fuese un condom.
09:51Now, let's go with Not by Zanna.
09:53Uh.
09:54Uh.
09:55Uh.
09:56This is my dad's favorite song.
09:57N-O-T.
09:58Not.
09:59We're not friends.
10:00You're a niece to an end.
10:01No matter how many of those who says.
10:02Kachi trying to steal my mans.
10:03I don't play pretend-
10:07I don't play pretend, girl.
10:08I got friends.
10:09You got major split and fake number one in first place.
10:12I could reach photo all over your face.
10:14Pass out the outer space.
10:15Signed, still delivered.
10:16End of case.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19Yeah.
10:20I did that one off beat, too.
10:21Just like her.
10:23All of us are, like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:26At least drag karaoke.
10:28I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:30Girl, that was crazy.
10:32Oh, shit.
10:34Sorry.
10:35Sorry.
10:36What a show.
10:38But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:41Girl, that's fine.
10:42That's fine.
10:43The winner of today's mini challenge is...
10:47Dulce!
10:48Oh, my God!
10:50That's the first thing that held down.
10:52You've won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Shoe Freaks.
10:56Yeah!
10:57I'm not poor anymore!
10:59I'm not poor.
11:00I'm not poor.
11:01Queen, you've shown me you can hit the right note, but can you talk the talk?
11:05Ooh.
11:06Ooh.
11:07Ooh.
11:08For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand-new
11:13drag talk show, The Shade.
11:15Okay.
11:16All right.
11:17Okay.
11:18Observing co-anchor realness while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea to daytime TV.
11:25Yeah.
11:26All right.
11:27Ooh.
11:28But first things first, divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:32Go.
11:33Oh.
11:34Oh.
11:35I'm down.
11:36I'm down with that.
11:37I'm down with this.
11:38I just turn around and look over, and I see Velma and P.M., and I'm like, gold.
11:43What the?
11:44Oh, we have to split up.
11:45We gotta split up.
11:46Okay.
11:47Well, yes.
11:48We got this.
11:49We got this.
11:50Each group will tackle their own block of the show, starting with the realness, breaking
11:55down the biggest topics in drag today.
11:58Think tipping and tucking and everything in between.
12:02Tea time, spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines of the week.
12:08And finally, Couchside Kiki, an exclusive three-on-one interview with an extra special guest.
12:15Dance music diva, Kaiza.
12:18Oh.
12:19Oh.
12:20Oh my.
12:21Okay, yeah.
12:22Very good.
12:23Yes.
12:24It's Ms. Kaiza.
12:27Oh, that is gaggy.
12:29I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:32Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen, Phil.
12:37This challenge is gonna be so much fun, yo.
12:47I'm excited.
12:48I am excited for it.
12:49For real, Keiza, I love her so much.
12:52This is, it's gonna be so cool.
12:53It's epic.
12:54Kaiza, I need to interview her today because I'm a dancer, she's a dancer, and I wanna know
13:00everything about her.
13:01All right, ladies, it's time to choose our segments.
13:04Does anybody have a preference?
13:07The realness, I think.
13:08Do you guys feel the realness?
13:10I also have the realness.
13:11Yeah, I love the realness.
13:13Well, you guys do give real mess, but I don't know about realness.
13:16And that's why we wanna do tea time.
13:19I wanna show that I'm a real biatch.
13:21Wait, no.
13:23Not like a real bitch, but like a real bitch.
13:26Okay.
13:27I think we wanna do tea time.
13:28Or the realness.
13:29Yeah.
13:30We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:31Yeah.
13:32I definitely want tea time.
13:33I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:35I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here, and I think this is gonna go really well.
13:39Couchside Kiki.
13:40Oh, that was easy.
13:41Yay!
13:42That was definitely easy.
13:43Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:46Who's gonna screw this up and who's gonna do well?
13:48I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:55Hi, welcome back to The Shade.
13:57I'm Sammy.
13:58I'm PM.
13:59I'm Velma.
14:00And we're here having the Couchside Kiki.
14:03We are all so happy to be working together, and it's just ear-to-ear grins,
14:08which is exactly the setup you need for this challenge.
14:13I feel really good.
14:14I mean, obviously I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group,
14:17I feel like when we kind of...
14:18When did I say that?
14:19When we were standing out there, and me and Maya were separate,
14:22none of you were, like, eager to, like, pull me in or be like,
14:24Oh, those that come here.
14:25Oh, I see.
14:26Yeah, but you didn't do that to me, either.
14:27When?
14:28When you were with Maya, you weren't, like, terrible.
14:30I literally was the one that went into your group.
14:32Girl, like, it's not that serious.
14:34It is not that serious.
14:36I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:37I wanted to stay with Julia, so it's like, either one of you has to come.
14:40No, because she grabbed me first.
14:42But what I do want to do is that little shit like this doesn't fucking matter,
14:45because we need to do well in the chat.
14:47Well, my feelings do matter, so if that's how I felt, that's how I'm going to talk.
14:49Oh, my God.
14:50Okay.
14:51That part.
14:52But, girl, this is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
14:56Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
14:58I'm going to say how I feel, and you're not going to shut me up
15:01because this is not the energy that you need.
15:03So, Tina trying to silent on white voices, girl, not today, girl.
15:06I knew exactly what I was doing.
15:08Yeah.
15:09Oh, my gosh, she's so annoying.
15:11Okay, ladies.
15:12Let's do it.
15:13We got the winning team, because we're all winners.
15:15We do.
15:16You know what?
15:17Actually, about that, I think that gives us, like, a little bit more pressure this week,
15:21because this is the thing.
15:22We know the judges like us.
15:23Okay.
15:24Hell, yes, there's a lot of pressure being in a group with all winners.
15:26Not only are the other girls looking at us because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:30but at the same time, I'm working with people who have already proved themselves in this competition,
15:35so I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:37So, how are you guys feeling about the topic that we got?
15:39Is this...
15:40Was this your number one choice, or...?
15:41I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:43I just didn't want the couch side cheeky.
15:45I just think a three-on-one interview is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:49It's risky.
15:50I don't know how they'll do, but they're all smiles over there, so maybe they'll do well.
15:55But you can never trust a person that smiles too much, you know?
15:58Like, if you're always smiling, like, what are you hiding?
16:01Like, they're over there like...
16:02Yeah?
16:03Girl, that's why Star went home.
16:04Too damn much...
16:05Does anybody feel like they really would love to moderate?
16:12I would love to moderate.
16:13Okay.
16:14I would really love that.
16:15I really hope that if I do a good job as a moderator, that'll be my ticket to the win.
16:19I think we do have a challenge because we're four people talking.
16:23Yeah, we have to be smart about it.
16:24We don't want to cut her off, but we want to make sure that at the end of the day,
16:27it's us being evaluated and not her, you know?
16:29We're gonna have to listen even more because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:34You cannot zone out.
16:36You can't clock out.
16:37You gotta clock in, as Van would say thousands of times.
16:42See, clock it.
16:43Clock it.
16:44Clock it.
16:45Clock it.
16:46Clock it.
16:47Fucking clock it.
16:48I hate it.
16:49I feel like all these topics we could talk about for like 10 minutes each.
16:54That would definitely be our challenge.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Is keeping it concise.
16:58And this is daytime, so we have to be inspirational.
17:00My strategy during this challenge is to show a more serious side of myself.
17:06But, you know, I want to talk about my experiences.
17:09So, padding in and out.
17:10For me personally, I always pat.
17:12I think people should do it first to find out how it feels.
17:15Do you ever pat something out or no?
17:17I started with padding.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:19And then, you know, because of my body, because I have to use the washroom so much,
17:22I was like, you know what, let's try it without padding.
17:25I do have an invisible disability because of my car accident.
17:28And that ranges from any gut issues.
17:31It ranges from scar tissue pain, fatigue, joint pain.
17:36I go to the washroom a lot.
17:38Sometimes after a number, I'm running to a washroom because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:43As I'm like, at first I was like, oh my God, this is a comedy challenge.
17:46I was like, actually, it's not.
17:47No.
17:48And the main thing is to be yourself.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I feel like we all talk a lot, but we're also not really loud.
17:53And we don't overpower each other.
17:54I'm not going in there with like a character.
17:56I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
17:58I'm treating it like I'm literally just sitting there talking to my friends and listening.
18:03So how are we feeling about the other two group?
18:07Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
18:09Yeah, they do.
18:10They talk a lot.
18:11Yeah.
18:12You know, I'm just wondering if Van and Ebony can just shut and listen for one second.
18:17As much as I love Ebony and Van Gogh, they don't know how to hold a conversation like a person.
18:22And then Dulce Saltina and Caramel.
18:25I feel like that's a strong team.
18:27Oh.
18:28But you know what?
18:29We have more confidence.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Yeah.
18:32I feel like the realness is a more subdued group.
18:35I am not sure if they're going to find the fun aspect, but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:41Beautiful.
18:42Nice.
18:43Wow.
18:44Hey, queens.
18:45Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:46Yeah.
18:47Dulce Saltina, Caramel, you're up first.
18:48Everybody else, have a seat.
18:49Yay.
18:50We're about to do our live taping of The Shade.
18:51Let's hope this goes well.
18:52The Shade is obviously a talk show, but listening is just as important as you can.
18:56What day time show are they on, girl?
18:57One's going to a wedding, one's going figure skating, the other one's going to a rave.
19:00It's something else, girl.
19:01We're going live in five, four, three.
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19:45Good.
19:46Good.
19:48Well done.
19:49Good.
19:50Good.
19:51Welcome to the Shade.
19:52The Talk Show that keeps the you on your heels.
19:55For me, I started with padding.
19:56I started with it, and I loved it.
19:58But you know how much I go to the washroom?
19:59Well, yes.
20:01I decided to try it without, and I love it.
20:05I recall this one time I did a show,
20:07and it wasn't until it was, like, halfway through
20:09that I realized that, like, I had forgotten my pads at home.
20:12After that, I was just in the mirror crying.
20:14But I had to, like, quit the show halfway
20:15because I think I relied on the pads so much
20:18to, like, make me feel comfortable.
20:20And I love the way my body looks when it's padded.
20:22And the energy on this segment is so low.
20:26Girls, pick it up.
20:29Club culture?
20:30So when I say that, ladies, like, what comes to your mind?
20:33For me, it's one word.
20:34It's accessibility.
20:36Yeah.
20:36As a broke-body baddie myself,
20:38I want to see more people like me there.
20:40I want to see people who never thought
20:41that they could be there go and have a good time.
20:44It's definitely more about, like, acceptance.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I find that sometimes, like, when I go out of drag
20:49to the same club that I was performing at,
20:51like, literally last night,
20:53it's, like, it's harder for me to get a drink.
20:55Girl, this is boring.
20:57If this was a talk show,
20:59I'd be changing the channel by now.
21:01Even more sober spaces.
21:02There's a lot of sober queens.
21:04It's hard when all your friends are drunk
21:05or drinking is encouraged
21:06or it's like, I'm not drinking tonight.
21:08No, do a tequila shot.
21:09We shouldn't be encouraging that.
21:11And as a sober girl myself,
21:13I can say I can still party.
21:15Thank you very much.
21:16100%.
21:16I can still party.
21:17Oh, I know.
21:19Speaking about partying,
21:21there's nothing we love to do more than party
21:22with our drag families.
21:24Do you guys have a drag family?
21:26I feel like I started drag
21:27and I had a drag mother right away
21:29and she has been incredible, so supportive.
21:30But I've learned that it's not just, like,
21:32having a drag mother, drag daughter.
21:34It's about the connections you make along the way.
21:36Drag family's important.
21:37It's really important.
21:40Girl, curled milk is giving an empty plate.
21:43Please, sir, can I have some more?
21:45Unfortunately, that is time for us.
21:48I wanted to thank you guys so much for joining us.
21:50We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:58I'm with my tea time girls,
22:00Van, Ebony, and Maya Fox.
22:03We are going in to film our segment
22:04and, girl, I am feeling shady.
22:06We're going live in five, four, three.
22:11Have you got your cups ready?
22:13Whether you like it iced, hot, or full of shade,
22:16grab your girls, because it's...
22:19Tea time!
22:22My name is Van Gough,
22:23and I am here with Ebony LaBelle and Maya Fox
22:26to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea.
22:30Maya, what are you at brewing over there?
22:31Well, listen, the first story of the day
22:34involves a scandal
22:35with the current reigning queen of Canada's drag race.
22:38No way!
22:39That's right.
22:40The Virgo queen?
22:41She's not even a Virgo.
22:42What?
22:42She's a Scorpio.
22:43A Scorpio?
22:44Listen, Ebony, you're a Virgo, right?
22:46What do you think about that?
22:47Listen, us Virgos, we are funny.
22:48Yes.
22:49We are organized.
22:51And we got rocking bodies.
22:53And let me tell you,
22:53when I was watching Virgo on season five...
22:55Cluck it.
22:59Now, listen, Ebony,
23:00what are you seeping on over there?
23:01It is pretty bitter.
23:03I'm gonna be real.
23:03I won last week.
23:05Yes.
23:06And I got real close and personal with the beaver.
23:09She was cute,
23:10but she was a little suspicious.
23:13Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:14Girl, she not even goals.
23:16Girl.
23:17Oh, my...
23:17Gag-gag-gag-gag.
23:18Now, Miss Maya.
23:19Yes.
23:19You won a few weeks ago.
23:20I did.
23:21And you held the beaver.
23:22Well, listen, when I picked Miss Beaver up,
23:24she was a little lighter than I expected.
23:26But I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic, okay?
23:29She might have been.
23:30She might have been.
23:31Now, listen, I have some breaking news.
23:33Ooh.
23:33As well.
23:33Y'all know Jimbo, right?
23:34Of course.
23:35Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school.
23:38Okay.
23:39What?
23:39She's offering classes.
23:41She's got teachers.
23:42I actually got an email.
23:44She was offering me a full-ride scholarship.
23:47Yes, she knew the drag was good.
23:48Or that the drag needed help.
23:50I don't know.
23:50Anyways.
23:51Let me tell you about the most popular course
23:53that she's offering.
23:54It's how to lose twice and win on the third try.
23:58So, you know our queen mother?
23:59Of course.
24:00Host of Canada's Drag Race.
24:02Now, tell me why she was caught at DragCon with no wig.
24:07I don't know, though.
24:08I'm kind of here for it.
24:09It's giving very Joey J tees.
24:11Yes.
24:11That is true.
24:12But listen, if I were to be caught at a gig
24:14or in public with no wig,
24:16it would be pretty scurry up in there.
24:18It would be.
24:18But, you know, Miss Thing is a trendsetter.
24:20If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig,
24:22maybe ladies, we should try no wig.
24:25Oh, no.
24:26Should we give it a...
24:27No, no, no, no.
24:29We'll leave it to Brooklyn.
24:30She got the bone structure for it.
24:32Van Gogh, Ebony, and Maya are doing really well.
24:35They picked up the energy.
24:37Sorry.
24:37Oh, I picked up my energy there.
24:40Have you got your fill?
24:42Because I'm overflowing.
24:44But don't go anywhere.
24:46The shade will be right back.
24:48Yay!
24:50All right, we have Sammy, PM, and Velma.
24:52How you doing?
24:53Great.
24:54Great.
24:55Okay, we are back in five, four, three...
25:00Bonjour, and welcome back.
25:02I'm Sammy, and I'm joined by...
25:04Hi, I'm PM.
25:06I am Velma.
25:07And this is Couchside Kiki,
25:10where we get to know
25:11one of your favorite Canadian celebrities.
25:14Today, we're very excited for this one.
25:17We're joined by three-time Juno award-winning artist.
25:21It's Kaisa, everyone.
25:25We're so happy to have you.
25:28You look so good.
25:29Wow.
25:29Take a seat.
25:30Yeah, sit down.
25:31So this is the Couchside Kiki, okay?
25:33See, my nickname is Kiki.
25:35No.
25:35Okay.
25:36My mom calls me Kiki.
25:37This is perfect.
25:39We're about to have a good Kiki now.
25:41I'm a dancer,
25:42and I so look up to you
25:44in your movement quality
25:45and just everything you exude.
25:49How long have you been a mover?
25:51Because it seems like forever.
25:53Yeah, since I was a kid.
25:54I started ballet when I was, like, two.
25:55But I've always been a bit awkward, actually.
25:57You can sort of see it.
25:58I'm a little, like, nerdy and awkward,
26:00and that's actually because I'm ambidextrous.
26:01Oh, okay.
26:02And I have a dual-dominant brain.
26:04Do you have a favorite performance memory?
26:07One of the coolest memories
26:08was performing at Wembley Stadium.
26:10Oh, my God.
26:11It's the first time I experienced, like,
26:12when they say the crowd high.
26:14There's nothing like that.
26:15I got actually high,
26:17and I got lost.
26:19Like, I was on this thrust stage,
26:20and I went down,
26:21and I was just like...
26:23I'll have what she's having.
26:24Well, speaking of being lost,
26:28one of my favorite personal songs ever
26:32is Idaway.
26:33This music video,
26:34because it's a one-shot video,
26:36how did you come with that idea?
26:38I was broke.
26:40I couldn't afford an editor.
26:43Kautai Kiki is going good.
26:46There's seeming to connect with Kaiza.
26:48I don't know.
26:49It's better than the realness.
26:50I'm going to tell you that.
26:51Now, we're about to go
26:52into our favorite segment, all right?
26:54So this is rapid-fire questions, all right?
26:57And you just answer
26:58with the first thing
26:59that pops up in your mouth.
27:00No, don't be scared.
27:02It's a good couch here.
27:03Very good couch.
27:03I love this talk show, by the way.
27:04It's a really good thing.
27:06Our ratings are going
27:06up the roof right now.
27:08Now, East Coast or West Coast?
27:11And be careful.
27:11I'm from the East Coast.
27:12I'm from the West Coast.
27:13Honestly, I find the East Coast
27:15more artistic.
27:16It is.
27:16But I like relaxing.
27:17I go to the West Coast
27:18to, like, disappear
27:19and kind of get into my soul,
27:21my, like, vanish.
27:23Sweet or salty?
27:24Salty.
27:25Sneakers or stilettos?
27:27Ah!
27:29I know.
27:29I like the sneaker stilettos.
27:32Have you seen those?
27:32Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:35Ketchup on poutine.
27:36Agree?
27:38Yeah, okay, okay.
27:39I'm good.
27:39Gravy.
27:40Gravy.
27:40I'm there with you.
27:41We're trying to be inclusive here,
27:43but I'm with you.
27:44That's all the time we have.
27:46Thank you so much
27:48for taking the time
27:49to Kiki with us.
27:50Tune in tomorrow
27:51where we will be joined
27:52by Brad Goreski.
27:54Where has he been?
27:56We will find out.
27:58I'm Sammy.
27:59I'm PM.
27:59And I'm Velma.
28:01Thanks for sitting with us
28:02at Couchside Kiki.
28:06Wow.
28:07I'm just really happy
28:08with what we did.
28:10Everything was so fast,
28:11but I have just
28:12a good feeling about it.
28:13It's elimination day
28:17and some of these girls
28:17should be really worried
28:18because they forgot
28:19that a daytime talk show
28:20is still supposed
28:21to be entertaining.
28:22It's TV.
28:23We did really fucking good.
28:25None of us fucking stumble.
28:26I can acknowledge
28:27when I don't do well,
28:28but I can acknowledge
28:29when I do fucking well.
28:30And I did fucking well
28:31this week.
28:31I feel like we did do well.
28:33I feel like it really depends
28:34on the taste of the judges
28:35per each segment.
28:36You know what I mean?
28:37She was having fun with us.
28:39I really feel like
28:39she was having fun.
28:40She said it.
28:41That's the thing.
28:42We were having a Kiki.
28:43After seeing all these shady bitches
28:45have fake-ass alliances,
28:47I'm going to go align myself
28:49with the two realest people
28:50in this room.
28:52I think we need to get real right now
28:53because I haven't felt like
28:58I have anyone
28:59that really has my back.
29:01And I would love to have
29:03a weirdo clown alliance.
29:06Yeah.
29:06Of course.
29:07Let's just do that.
29:08That's for you.
29:09Like, the three clowns?
29:10Why not?
29:11I feel like these two
29:12are two people
29:13that I can rely on.
29:14And even for the weirdo queens,
29:16we had very daytime looks.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:19Yeah.
29:20Yeah.
29:20It's time to send in the clowns.
29:25I don't know how many
29:26of you guys know this.
29:27I don't think I've shared it
29:27with that many people
29:28unless they knew, like,
29:29my day job about, like,
29:30a year or two ago.
29:32For, like, six years,
29:32I was in the military.
29:34Oh, no.
29:34Like, that was, like,
29:35my regular job.
29:36Wow.
29:37Um, and while I did that,
29:38like, I still did drag.
29:40And I would get into drag,
29:41like, on the bases
29:42and, like, go to my shows.
29:44That's iconic.
29:45And they knew.
29:46I didn't hide it.
29:47Like, I never changed my voice.
29:48I never changed anything
29:49because, like,
29:50I've always wanted to be
29:51unapologetically myself.
29:52As I was there a longer time
29:54and more years, like,
29:55people would, like,
29:55come out to me and stuff
29:56and say, like,
29:57how cool it was
29:58to see someone so queer
29:59and stuff in the Army.
30:00But they're like,
30:01just the fact that you can do that
30:02is, like, super cool.
30:03And honestly,
30:04that brought me so much joy.
30:05Dulce, have you ever, like,
30:06used a gun
30:07or, like, shot a gun
30:08or, like, done any of that?
30:09Girl, yes, I used to.
30:11I can, like,
30:12do, like, a machine gun,
30:13a regular gun.
30:14I can, like, take them apart,
30:15put them back together,
30:16blindfolded, honey.
30:17Like, what?
30:18Yes, honey.
30:19Yes.
30:20Yes, literally, yes.
30:22Like, Dulce knows
30:23how to assemble a gun
30:24blindfolded.
30:26Van, you in danger, girl.
30:28So, we have
30:29a really exciting runway today,
30:31a perp walk to remember.
30:34Yes.
30:35What do you guys have?
30:37My runway today
30:38is probably the one
30:40that I'm most proud of.
30:42I am going to be talking
30:44about the bathhouse raids
30:46in the 80s.
30:48In Toronto, actually,
30:49there were bathhouses
30:50being raided,
30:52and men, trans people,
30:54queer people,
30:54were dragged out
30:55just in their skimpies,
30:58maybe undressed,
30:59and a lot of them
31:00were arrested
31:01just for being themselves
31:02in a space
31:03that they thought
31:04they could call home.
31:06And so, I am going
31:08to be one of the people
31:10who got pulled out today.
31:11I love that.
31:12I'm pretty stoked.
31:13Sammy, what are you doing?
31:15I need to know.
31:16I'm going full silly.
31:17My whole thing
31:18is illegal injections.
31:20That's, like,
31:21what I'm arrested for.
31:22I'm going to be
31:23botched on the runway.
31:25As opposed to?
31:26As opposed to?
31:28As opposed to?
31:30What about you, Van?
31:33Mine's really personal.
31:34This last year,
31:35I was diagnosed
31:35as HIV positive.
31:37Aww.
31:39And one of the first things
31:40that happened
31:41was this person called me
31:44and said, like,
31:44hey, like,
31:46there's someone to talk to you
31:47about, like,
31:47all the legal issues.
31:48And I was like,
31:49what legal issues?
31:49And she was like,
31:50well, if you don't disclose
31:51your status
31:51when you're sleeping with people,
31:52you can get charged
31:53with aggravated sexual assault.
31:55And I was like,
31:56even if I was undetectable,
31:57she's like,
31:57yep, it doesn't matter.
31:58You have to always disclose it
31:59or you could get arrested.
32:03When I, like,
32:04found out I had HIV positive,
32:05I was just like,
32:06I just couldn't believe it.
32:07And I felt guilty,
32:09but also, like, sad.
32:11Like, I felt like
32:12I did something wrong.
32:13Like, why did I feel that way?
32:15Like, why is, like,
32:16my first reaction
32:17that I, like,
32:17should feel bad?
32:18So my look is inspired by,
32:20I guess,
32:21my fears of, like,
32:24having my status
32:25used against me
32:26in a way that is, like,
32:27criminal and, like,
32:28could result in, like,
32:29I don't know,
32:30me going to jail
32:31or, like,
32:31just, like,
32:32being discriminated against.
32:33Like, a lot of this year
32:34has been, like,
32:35not getting upset with myself
32:36and, like,
32:37I'm not the problem.
32:42And it's, like,
32:43hard to unlearn.
32:46We love you so much.
32:49Oh, my God,
32:50I can't wait to see you.
32:50I just, like,
32:51feel like I don't know
32:53who I am anymore.
32:54Like, I just, like,
32:55don't know.
32:57Yeah, I don't know.
32:58It's hard to, like,
33:00express.
33:00Yeah.
33:01Yeah.
33:01Coming on here,
33:02I really want to, like,
33:05just show people
33:05a different side of it
33:06and that it's not
33:07everything you see
33:08in movies and TV shows
33:09and you don't get
33:10diagnosed with HIV positive
33:11one day and the next day
33:12you have AIDS
33:13and you're on your deathbed.
33:14There's a lot of stigma
33:16within the community
33:17about it,
33:18which is unfortunate
33:19and it's really sad.
33:21I want to learn more
33:21about what being
33:23HIV positive is
33:23and I want to break
33:24my own stigmas about it.
33:25If I could, like,
33:26sit back at the end
33:27of my life
33:29or my career in drag
33:30and be like,
33:30oh, I made a difference,
33:31that's, like,
33:32the best prize.
33:35How could you ask
33:35for anything better?
33:36Be patient with yourself
33:37and remember that
33:39you don't have to rush
33:41to figure everything out
33:42right now.
33:42No, totally.
33:43You can take your time.
33:45I'm honestly really proud
33:46of Van in this moment
33:47for being so vulnerable.
33:48I know that she is
33:49somebody that's kind of guarded.
33:50She has this hard exterior
33:52and I know that
33:53it is a huge step
33:54for her to come out
33:55and share her status
33:56with us.
33:57We love you, girl.
33:58We love you.
33:58We love you.
33:59I appreciate it.
34:01I love you, bitch.
34:02Love you, too.
34:02We love you, too.
34:33Bravo.
34:34Welcome to the main stage
34:36of Canada's drag race.
34:38She's my angel of the airwaves
34:40and Canada's sweetheart.
34:41It's Tracy Melshor.
34:43Hey, hey.
34:44Tracy, you've interviewed
34:45more A-list celebrities
34:46than anybody I can think of.
34:48I know.
34:49More than you can count.
34:51So more than seven?
34:52Precisely.
34:53And he's my favorite gossip girl.
34:56It's style superstar
34:57Carson Kressley.
34:59XOXO, Brooklyn.
35:00And she always hits
35:03the right note.
35:04It's chart-topper Kiza.
35:06How did our talk show host
35:07make you feel?
35:08Oh, they made me want
35:10to hide away.
35:11Ooh.
35:11Ah.
35:12This week, we challenged
35:14our queens to dish
35:15on daytime TV.
35:17Racers, start store engines.
35:19And may the best drag queen
35:21win.
35:25Category is
35:27A Perk Walk to Remember.
35:30First up, Saltina Shaker.
35:32The Iron Maiden
35:33is a medieval torture device.
35:35There are spikes in it.
35:37And it slowly closes.
35:38And eventually,
35:40you get very holy.
35:41As I walk out of it,
35:43I have these beads dripping,
35:45accentuating the holes in my body.
35:48Could someone please
35:48get her a Band-Aid?
35:50I am this medieval girl
35:52who stole a piece of bread.
35:54I know I'm guilty,
35:55but bitch, I was good.
35:56But I will need
35:57some rubbing alcohol
35:59for the wounds.
35:59Well, that didn't
36:01middle-age well.
36:04Next, Dulce.
36:06Oh.
36:07Girl, I just went
36:08to the mall.
36:09I'm, like, taking stuff
36:10left and right.
36:11I made sure to wear
36:11my big jacket.
36:13But I didn't take
36:14the ink pad off
36:15before I stole it,
36:16so I kind of exploded.
36:18Money can't buy you class,
36:19but it can buy you ass.
36:22I just stole a little
36:22makeup palette,
36:23a little brush,
36:25because there's no discount
36:26better than a five-figure discount.
36:30Now, caramel.
36:32This is bullshit.
36:33Here I was,
36:33going for a stroll
36:34through the financial district,
36:36took a stop at the bank,
36:37and somehow I got
36:38this blue dial over me.
36:40How did that happen?
36:41Now, this is a look
36:42you can take to the bank.
36:43In the purse, of course,
36:44I already get my bail money,
36:45so, honey,
36:46I am not worried.
36:47This will put a stain
36:48on her permanent record.
36:50What was she inking?
36:51Ha, ha, ha.
36:54And now,
36:55Ebony LaBelle.
36:57Serving justice.
36:58I am wearing
37:00a gorgeous bodysuit
37:02with this beautiful
37:03chiffon train.
37:04It is a love letter
37:05to Miss Marsha P. Johnson.
37:07She died at Stonewall.
37:09No one died at Stonewall.
37:10Nobody died?
37:12I'm strutting down that runway,
37:13giving them that
37:14classic Ebony stomp.
37:16But then I'm also ready
37:17to throw the damn
37:17brick of the damn judges,
37:19okay,
37:19because don't mess with me,
37:20because if I'm not
37:20in the top,
37:21this brick gonna get you.
37:24Next, Van Goss.
37:26So my look is highlighting
37:27the whole of the justice system
37:28and how people living
37:31with HIV just don't really
37:31get a fair shot of it sometimes.
37:33And I am shedding
37:34the chains and the weight
37:36of these fucked up laws.
37:38Oh, hey, girl,
37:38let's link up.
37:39Ha, ha.
37:40I feel like I'm showing
37:42the judges not only
37:43a great look,
37:44but also, like,
37:45who I am,
37:45and which is scary.
37:48And now,
37:49Maya Fox.
37:50Island gal.
37:52Prince Edward Island gal.
37:53She is the village trollop.
37:57But, you know,
37:57in those days,
37:58you didn't have to do too much.
37:59Miss Stangoli just showed
38:00her ankles,
38:01and it was over.
38:02So they're tying her up,
38:03they're throwing her
38:04in the slammer, honey,
38:05because she was trying
38:06to get herself a man.
38:07Girl, this is the stupidest,
38:09prettiest shit
38:10I've ever done in my life.
38:11All right,
38:12it is man of green gables
38:14walking up in here.
38:17Next, PM.
38:19My runway today
38:21is totally inspired
38:22by the bathhouse raids
38:24in the 80s
38:24in Toronto.
38:26I want to make sure
38:27that I'm flexing my muscles,
38:29sniffing my pits,
38:30being a little bit masculine
38:32for once on this runway.
38:34Shantae, you, they.
38:38This jug is filled
38:40with dirty socks
38:41and lots of underwear.
38:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
38:45And there is fluid
38:46that I am going to be drinking
38:49whether you like it or not.
38:50Oh, refreshing jock water.
38:53Gulp, gulp, bitches.
38:56Now, Velma Jones.
38:58My story is that
39:00she wanted to have the control
39:01of all the maple syrup.
39:03She jumped into one of the bins
39:05filled with maple syrup
39:07to hide,
39:08but it was too late.
39:09But the police were kind enough
39:11to let her have paper napkins.
39:13Talk about a sticky situation.
39:15Oh, my God, my fur is ruined.
39:18And, like,
39:18I just wanted to have
39:20all the maple syrup
39:21for myself.
39:24I'm not sure
39:25how I feel about this look.
39:26I'm waffling.
39:28And finally,
39:30Sami Lamprey.
39:32Oh, gosh.
39:34She knows how to inject
39:35a little fun into a lug.
39:37My inspiration for this runway
39:38is the overfilling
39:40of the gays in our community.
39:42They have gone too far.
39:44She found her injections
39:46on Facebook Marketplace
39:47and got them done
39:48in the Tim Hortons parking lot.
39:51But you know what?
39:52She's still living.
39:53That's called hoe talk.
39:54She's still living.
39:56Somebody tell the truth.
39:59Welcome, Queens.
40:01Based on your talk show talent
40:03and runway presentations,
40:05the judges have made
40:05some decisions.
40:07When I call your name,
40:08please step forward.
40:10Van Gogh.
40:13Maya Fox.
40:16Velma Jones.
40:16You are safe.
40:23You may leave the stage.
40:26The rest of you represent
40:27the tops and the bottoms
40:29of the week.
40:30Now it's time
40:31for the judges' critiques.
40:32First up,
40:34Saltina Shaker.
40:35Boo.
40:36As a team,
40:37you were prepared
40:38and you had done
40:41your research,
40:42but it was missing
40:43the dynamic talk show energy.
40:45When you watch a talk show,
40:47it's a back and forth,
40:48it's a volley,
40:49and I really felt like
40:50that was missing.
40:52It felt a little bit flat.
40:54And this is a daytime talk show.
40:55It's supposed to be lively
40:56and engaging,
40:57and it felt more like monologues
41:00than conversations.
41:01You know,
41:02in a daytime format,
41:03people are sitting at home
41:04during the day
41:04and they kind of want
41:05to be part of the party.
41:06You kind of wanted to see,
41:07you know,
41:07you gals kiki-ing
41:08about important things,
41:10but having a fun time
41:11doing it.
41:12I loved your look.
41:13Your body looks amazing.
41:15Fantastic.
41:15And I just,
41:16I gagged
41:17when you came out
41:18of that medieval thing.
41:20I would have loved
41:20some more medieval-ish hair
41:22to go with it,
41:23but I appreciated the reveal,
41:25and I think this is
41:26a really cool take
41:27on a perp walk.
41:29Next up, Dulce.
41:31Hi.
41:32You were the lead moderator,
41:33and that is probably
41:34the toughest job
41:35on a daytime talk show.
41:36And I think you took
41:37that so seriously
41:38that you kind of
41:39got lost in the script.
41:41You were well-researched
41:43and you were ready
41:44to talk about your topics,
41:45but it was almost
41:46like you were too ready.
41:47There was a bit
41:48of a seriousness
41:49all the way through.
41:50It felt like the TV
41:52turned on and you turned off.
41:54I really loved
41:55a lot of moments
41:56of what you were saying,
41:57but I felt just
41:58your body language
41:59was closed to the camera.
42:01You could have just
42:01kind of opened
42:02your body up
42:03so we could see you
42:04a little more.
42:05This is one of my favorite
42:06looks I've seen you in.
42:08It's young,
42:08it's fresh,
42:09it's funky,
42:10it's a little bit
42:10bange-y,
42:11a little bit shoplifting
42:12on Sesame Street,
42:14which I love.
42:15I wish I got a little bit
42:16more shoplifter from it.
42:17I wish you would have
42:18pulled like 10,000 things
42:20just to really sell
42:21the idea
42:22of what story
42:22you're telling.
42:24Next up, Caramel.
42:25Hey.
42:26I get the sense
42:27that you are
42:28a quiet personality
42:29and you're not
42:30the loudest person
42:31in the room,
42:31which is something
42:32I can very much relate to.
42:33I'm the same way.
42:35But challenges like these
42:36are extra hard for us
42:38because we really have
42:40to go outside
42:40of our comfort zone
42:41and we have to go
42:42triple what we think
42:43we should be doing.
42:44It was about
42:45the energy level
42:46and I think that
42:46if you're not
42:47the most extroverted person,
42:49act.
42:50Just fake it
42:51till you make it.
42:52First of all,
42:52I actually think
42:53you have such
42:54a strong presence
42:55and I just felt,
42:56yeah, maybe you were
42:57playing it a little bit safe.
42:58I think this look,
43:00I know this is
43:00a bank robber
43:02gets shot with like,
43:03you know,
43:03the dye that identifies
43:05you as the robber.
43:06I wasn't really getting
43:07that from this look.
43:08I think the problem
43:09for me is the color.
43:10I would have loved
43:11if you had done
43:12a really contrasting color
43:13so the blue dye
43:14really popped on it
43:15for me.
43:16I think it's
43:17a very cool concept.
43:18I just don't think
43:19it's quite fully realized.
43:21Thank you so much.
43:22Next up,
43:22Ebony LaBelle,
43:24you were made for TV.
43:26I just wanted
43:26to watch you forever.
43:28You really brought
43:28the audience in
43:29and you made it fun.
43:31I love the wig.
43:32I love the look.
43:33The beat was beaten.
43:34I was channeling you.
43:35Oh, stop it.
43:37I literally got ready
43:37and I was like,
43:38I look like Tracy Melsho
43:39right now.
43:40Well, I'm flattered.
43:41You're magnetic.
43:42I was drawn in.
43:43I had so much fun.
43:44I really felt like
43:44I was in the room.
43:46When you're comfortable,
43:47the audience is comfortable
43:48and that's gold
43:49for daytime television.
43:50Your look tonight,
43:51you know,
43:52the fact that you're
43:52paying tribute
43:53to Marsha P. Johnson,
43:54her impact
43:55is immeasurable.
43:58It's a little bit
43:58simple for me
43:59and there's a little bit
44:00of a fit issue
44:01with the crotch.
44:03Especially if we're doing
44:04something like a bodysuit,
44:05we have to make sure
44:05it fits perfectly.
44:07Next up,
44:08P.M.
44:09Hi, P.M.
44:10Hi.
44:11I think that's funny
44:12that your name is P.M.,
44:13but you're really,
44:14you're an A.M. kind of queen
44:16because you belong on daytime.
44:19I've done so many interviews
44:20and this was one of my favorites
44:23of like my whole career.
44:24You connected to our special guest,
44:27Kaiza, dancer to dancer,
44:29and you also showed her
44:30that you were listening to her.
44:32You showed your personality
44:34without taking over.
44:38Your look tonight,
44:39I am equally delighted
44:40and disgusted.
44:42Yay!
44:43I feel like this is P.M. core.
44:45And you also brought attention
44:46to a really important moment
44:47in our queer history,
44:48just in a slightly
44:49more disgusting way.
44:51A little bit.
44:53Last but certainly not least,
44:54Sammy Landry.
44:57You did such a good job
44:59being the mediator of the group.
45:01Like, I did feel like
45:02you really anchored
45:03the whole talk show.
45:06When Kaiza spoke about
45:08feeling like she was high
45:09at Wembley Stadium,
45:10you're like,
45:11I'll have what she's having.
45:12You were just really listening
45:13and responding
45:14and having fun.
45:15I really, really enjoyed you
45:16and I did not know
45:17how you were going to do
45:18in this challenge,
45:18so you really surprised me
45:19this week.
45:21This look looks like
45:23somebody put Jimbo
45:24in the microwave.
45:26This is a kind of level
45:27of crazy and manic
45:29and weird
45:29that I want to see from you.
45:31You're like
45:31Cindy Lou Who's
45:33slutty cougar stepmom,
45:35Tanya Lou Who.
45:36Tanya.
45:37Tanya.
45:38Her.
45:39Based on the judges' critiques,
45:41we have made some decisions.
45:45Sammy Landry,
45:46in the challenge
45:47and on the runway,
45:49you were the name
45:50on everyone's lips.
45:52Ebony LaBelle,
45:54this week you spilled the tea
45:55and we loved every drop.
45:59P.M.,
46:00you were a daytime delight
46:02and on the runway,
46:04you served the bathhouse
46:05down boots.
46:08Sammy Landry,
46:09congratulations.
46:11You are the winner
46:12of this week's maxi challenge.
46:14You have won $5,000 cash
46:18courtesy of Community One Foundation.
46:21Woo!
46:23Ebony,
46:23P.M.,
46:24great work this week.
46:27Saltina,
46:28Dulce,
46:29Caramelk,
46:30I'm sorry,
46:31but that means
46:31you are the bottom queens
46:33this week.
46:34Sammy,
46:34as this week's winner,
46:35you have earned the power
46:37of the golden beaver,
46:38granting you the ability
46:39to save one of the bottom queens
46:41from lip syncing
46:42for their life.
46:45As you untuck,
46:46the bottom three
46:47may plead their case.
46:48You may leave the stage.
46:50Yeah.
46:55Pitch up your feet.
46:56I gotta tidy up.
46:57I gotta make sure
46:57this set's nice and clean.
46:59The girls will be here
46:59any minute.
47:00Oh, my God.
47:00Hurry up.
47:01It's a little messy,
47:02so we got the man
47:03at Green Gables,
47:04you know,
47:04doing a little bit
47:05of housekeeping.
47:06Her East Coast
47:07is really coming out here.
47:08Oh, they're back.
47:10Oh, she's cleaning up.
47:11Oh, my God.
47:11We've been cleaning up.
47:12Coming into Untucked,
47:13I feel so great.
47:15I won this week.
47:19Word.
47:20I feel fucking amazing.
47:23I'm a winner, baby.
47:26$5,000.
47:28I'm going to go
47:28get some real injections.
47:30Who are the other girls
47:31in the top?
47:33Pia?
47:34Ebony.
47:34Ebony, okay.
47:36I have landed
47:37in the fucking top,
47:39and this makes me so excited.
47:42Surprise, bitches.
47:42I'm in the bottom.
47:46Yeah.
47:48They just want me to, like,
47:50I guess, like,
47:51break out of my shell more.
47:52I get it.
47:53It's like drag.
47:53It's better to go big
47:54rather than to go home, so.
47:57This is my first time here,
47:59and it honestly,
48:00it fucking sucks.
48:01I know that I'm
48:03retreating a little bit.
48:04I don't want that
48:05to be the reason
48:06why I go.
48:08I'm not fitting
48:09into the background.
48:10I refuse.
48:11I'm realizing
48:12that I'm fucking worth it,
48:14that I'm deserving
48:15of being here,
48:17that I'm here
48:17for a reason,
48:18and that I am
48:19fucking talented.
48:21Melissa, what do they
48:21say about you?
48:22I just feel
48:23fucking, like,
48:24so stupid.
48:26I thought I was
48:26in the fucking top,
48:27so it makes me feel like,
48:29oh, obviously not.
48:30Like, I view
48:31my drag differently.
48:33I really thought
48:34I was in the top
48:35and I was gonna win,
48:36and I feel like
48:37the dumbest bitch ever
48:38for, like, thinking that.
48:39I try to listen
48:40and think of, like,
48:41how to do
48:42what they want us
48:43to do,
48:44and I do the best,
48:46and it doesn't work.
48:50When has the challenge
48:50ever asked you
48:52to be serious,
48:53dry, and monotone?
48:57Kind of like
48:57your vagina.
49:00I have something
49:02I want to ask
49:02from the bottom three.
49:04I want to hear
49:04why you want to stay,
49:06but I think also
49:07I want to hear
49:07if you stay,
49:09what are specific things
49:11that you know
49:12you need to work on
49:13to go better
49:15in this competition?
49:17Spicy.
49:17Girl, who dynamite you,
49:19Brooklyn?
49:19All of a sudden,
49:20you're like,
49:20well, tell me how
49:21you're gonna improve yourself.
49:22Bitch, how are you
49:23gonna improve yourself?
49:24You still shit.
49:25Well, I will go first.
49:27I'm often afraid
49:28to come across
49:30as ironically too confident.
49:32I feel that.
49:33Because at any point
49:34that I am,
49:35someone is gonna tear me down.
49:37Someone's gonna tell me
49:37that I don't deserve
49:38what the fuck I have.
49:40I relate to that.
49:41Yeah.
49:41And this competition
49:42has made me realize
49:43that, you know what,
49:45maybe I do deserve this.
49:46Maybe I do deserve
49:47my TikTok following.
49:48Maybe I do deserve
49:49that win.
49:49I've knocked down
49:50all those walls,
49:52the self-doubt,
49:53the overconfidence,
49:54the arrogance,
49:55the fear.
49:56I want to know
49:57what's next.
49:58I'm saying
49:59no matter what.
50:02I bet you wish
50:03you gave the beaver
50:03to Sammy now.
50:05Let's go.
50:08Baby, put Saltina
50:09in the bottom two.
50:10Make her lip sync.
50:11Let's go.
50:12You want to get
50:12the top four spot.
50:13You want to win.
50:14Let's see it.
50:15Girl, fuck friendships.
50:17Coming here,
50:17I want to show
50:18that I'm more than
50:19just somebody
50:19that control on stage.
50:20I want to show
50:21more my personality.
50:22It's insane,
50:23the amount of growth
50:24I feel like I've learned.
50:25and grown as a person
50:26and I want to continue
50:27that.
50:28I want to continue
50:28to show it
50:29and to prove it.
50:30Fuck the noise.
50:31I'm just going to say
50:31what I have to say.
50:33Save me.
50:33Don't save me.
50:34I'll turn it out.
50:35Well, I think
50:36I'm the only one
50:37of these two
50:37that hasn't said
50:38that you should have
50:38been in the bottom
50:39or gone home
50:39so take that
50:40into consideration.
50:41No, you said it.
50:43I'm a fucking fierce queen
50:44at like everything I do.
50:47I've gone through
50:48like so much fucking shit
50:49and always made it
50:50through the other end.
50:51I will get through
50:52this as well.
50:52I will be here
50:53no matter what
50:54because I'm supposed
50:55to be here.
50:56I deserve to be saved
50:57because I wasn't
50:58the worst this week
50:59and like, girl,
51:01I'll give you a vape.
51:02I could save Saltina.
51:05She's a great friend of mine,
51:07but she is a threat.
51:08I could save Caramelk.
51:10She didn't do that bad
51:12in the challenge,
51:13but she is a lip sync assassin
51:15looking at Dulce.
51:17She's wearing my earrings.
51:19If she goes home,
51:20she might steal them.
51:21Oh, my God,
51:21that's a lot to think about.
51:23Oh, horrible.
51:25Welcome back, queens.
51:33Stammy Landry.
51:35Heavy is the hand
51:36that holds the beaver.
51:38Who do you want to save
51:38from the chomping block?
51:40The queen that I choose
51:41to save is...
51:44Saltina.
51:48Well, I'll be damned.
51:50I love you.
51:54Saltina Shaker,
51:55you are out of the woods
51:56this week.
51:58You may join
51:59your sisters at the back.
52:03I love you.
52:04Love you.
52:06Dulce, Caramelk,
52:08I'm sorry,
52:09but this means
52:10you are both up
52:10for elimination.
52:12Two queens
52:13stand before us.
52:16Prior to tonight,
52:18you were asked
52:18to prepare a lip sync
52:19performance
52:20of Dancing and Crying
52:22by Kaisa.
52:23This is your last chance
52:25to impress us
52:26and save yourself
52:27from elimination.
52:30The time has come
52:32for you to lip sync
52:34for your life.
52:42Good luck.
52:44And don't fuck it up.
52:48This is your last chance
52:50for you to do.
52:50It's a good time.
52:51Some of us say
52:52you can never have
52:53a thing gone legend.
52:55Some of us say
52:56you can never know
52:57what things
52:57won't happen.
52:59Make a way
52:59gonna go
53:00you never could imagine,
53:02never could imagine.
53:04You're ready for it.
53:05Don't try to just act too long
53:09Where nobody can go
53:13Use yourself, lose control
53:17When you get there you're slow, we can stop
53:21You can talk with your body
53:24You can dance with your soul
53:26I'm feeling crying
53:28That's the start of the show
53:29Let your feelings drop down low
53:31Then go back to the floor
53:33And it's time to make the plan
53:35But we're wearing bad people, yeah
53:38Tonight, it's getting the truth
53:40And when you lose yourself
53:43So that I lose control
53:44When we all get out of life
53:47We'll never be the same
53:49What we're losing, we'll be fighting
53:51Cause we're dancing and we're crying
53:53Woo!
53:54Woo!
53:54Ha ha!
53:55Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:57Ha ha!
53:57Ha ha!
53:58Ha ha!
53:58Ha ha!
53:59Ha ha!
53:59Ha ha!
54:00Ha ha!
54:00Ha ha!
54:01Ha ha!
54:02Ha ha!
54:02Ha ha!
54:03Ha ha!
54:05Ha ha ha!
54:07Ha ha ha!
54:07Ha ha ha!
54:12Ha ha ha!
54:15So we said we can never go
54:15and we can't in heaven
54:18We were home all night
54:19Never could imagine
54:21We were high
54:22Ha ha ha!
54:23We were going to cry
54:28They were away
54:29We wereスpendingvers
54:30But I'm the POш
54:30Little more, little more, little more, let it go
54:32Oh, oh, I can tell them all
54:34Oh, oh, come on, baby
54:36That's what you know
54:38Sometimes you just have to go
54:44When nobody can fall
54:48Lose yourself
54:50Who's gonna talk
54:52Let's get to your story
54:55Just a story
54:56Double whammy
54:59Yay!
55:00Ha!
55:29You two are phenomenal.
55:39Please come perform with me sometime.
55:41It would be amazing.
55:43Queens, we have made our decision.
55:50Caramelk, Shantae, you stay.
55:56Thank you so much.
55:57You may join the others.
55:59I love you so much.
56:01I'm so happy to be here with you.
56:05Fuck.
56:09Dulce, a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet.
56:14We love you.
56:16I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much being here means to me.
56:22Thank you for everything.
56:25Now sashay away.
56:26Love you so much.
56:35Well, I knew I should have gone for Drag Race Mexico.
56:38No.
56:39No.
56:39No.
56:45Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:49Well, no.
56:50I wish I could say, well, yes, but it is what it is.
56:54Oh, my God.
56:54I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye.
56:57Girl, that's why they sent me home.
56:58I want people to know that, like, I worked really hard.
57:02If someone, like, that came from, like, where I'm from, and I, like, looks what I look like, made it on to here, like, so can you?
57:09This was such a big dream of mine to be here, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I wouldn't take it back.
57:15Bye, y'all.
57:17And I'm keeping this.
57:18I don't give a fuck.
57:24Condragulations, queens.
57:26You live to slay another day.
57:28But don't get too comfortable.
57:33Oh, girl.
57:33Next week, two of you will be going home.
57:38Girl, I gag it.
57:39Because the slayoffs are back.
57:43Oh, ho, ho, ho.
57:46Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
57:49Okay.
57:49The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:52So, remember, stay true, North, strong, and...
57:58Fear!
58:00That's right.
58:01Now let the music play!
58:03You wear it well.
58:04Step, step, step, step, paint it on.
58:07You wear it well.
58:08Use your suits, you.
58:10Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:12Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:16You wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:20Next time on Canada's Drag Race...
58:23We have the lip-sync battle.
58:25I'm ready!
58:26These lips are ready to lip-sync mama.
58:32Alliance.
58:33Yeah.
58:34If it comes down to it, I'll pass one.
58:37You know, people are looking a little sideways.
58:41And I'm sure they would love to see us fall.
58:44Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race lip-sync slayoffs?
58:50When I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
58:52Take your moment and have fun on the stage, because I will be advancing.
58:56My face physically hurts from smiling.
58:59Because I don't do it a lot.
59:01Oh my god!
59:03God.
59:04Christmas robe.
59:09I don't do it a lot.
59:23Christmas robe.
59:24Come on.
59:24Cristo robe.
59:25Come on.
59:26Muhammad.
59:27I don't do it a lot.
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