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Canada's Drag Race Season 6 Episode 5
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:07it's the return of the reading battles.
00:10Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12Whatever the fuck PM is.
00:14Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle, and that's a man, Maury.
00:21Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
00:24I have chose to save Dulce.
00:28PM, Shantae, you stay.
00:30Hazel, sashay away.
00:38Oh, Hazel.
00:41Hazel is gone, and I feel like I just lost the most important person in this game to me.
00:48She didn't deserve to go yet.
00:51Well, fuck.
00:53PM, you are the only bitch to put up a great fight.
00:57Honored to battle against you.
00:59Bring it home to Vancouver.
01:01Dulce, you're lucky, bitch.
01:03Ooh.
01:04Girl.
01:05Love you all so much.
01:06Season six sisters for life.
01:10Hazel.
01:11Hazel.
01:12Although I think it was her time to go, I am sad to lose a sister here.
01:15Girl, that first three alliance crumbled real fast.
01:18Girl, let's sit down and talk some shit.
01:20Oh!
01:21Oh!
01:24Wow, that lip sync was fucking incredible.
01:26Every day!
01:27Yes!
01:28Thank you, girl.
01:29You twirled down.
01:31You ate that shit up.
01:33Oh, yeah.
01:34I'm, like, very sad to have landed in the bottom two, but I love to perform.
01:42PM has shown us that they almost have immunity in this competition.
01:46To be able to lip sync like that, it feels like they're never gonna go home.
01:50Ebony, I'm so over the moon for you saving me.
01:53I really appreciate it.
01:54Um, call it luck.
01:56Call it whatever you want, Hazel.
01:57Ooh!
01:58The tea is, you were doing the worst in the competition.
02:00Oh!
02:01You had landed in the bottom before, and you weren't funny, so you're home now.
02:04Lucky for what?
02:05Every single fucking challenge we've done, I've done better than you.
02:08So lucky where?
02:09Lucky that I'm more talented than you?
02:11Something I did take into consideration.
02:13I wasn't sure what's coming up next week.
02:15I mean, we still don't know.
02:16I feel like it's gonna be something performance-based, and I know that's something that you're gonna kill at.
02:21And also, Dulce hasn't got the beefer yet.
02:24It was tough.
02:25So what you're saying is, you saved Dulce because PM and Hazel are better performers.
02:29Girl, bye!
02:31I see PM as bigger competition than Dulce, and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom.
02:38It wasn't no shadiness.
02:39No, what?
02:40Girl, it wasn't shadiness.
02:42This was your second bottom.
02:43Yeah.
02:44And so, compared to Dulce with their first bottom.
02:47Okay.
02:48Ebony's dead to me in this game.
02:51She is a lovely individual, but she took out my best friend.
02:55She put me in the bottom.
02:56I'm not working with her.
02:58Oh, I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning.
03:01So let's go get out of drag, everybody.
03:03Let's go get out!
03:05Oh!
03:06Oh!
03:07I feel like this is my turning point to stop playing nicely.
03:10I think a few of us need to start talking a lie and stuff because I think there is something
03:15going on beneath our toes here.
03:17Okay.
03:18I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever.
03:21Oh!
03:22And I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here.
03:25I'm sorry.
03:26I have to put you through that trauma lipsticking against your fucking good sis.
03:29It's okay.
03:30I will lie.
03:31I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that.
03:34She's my target.
03:36Oh!
03:37Yes!
03:38P.M.
03:39Puppet master.
03:41Bet you didn't see that one coming.
03:43I'm ready.
03:44P.M.
03:46THE WINNER OF CANADA'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES $100,000 WITH TRACIE MELSHORE, CARSON CRESLEY, AND
03:51BROOKLYN HEIGHTS WITH EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE KAIZA!
03:57extra special guest judge, Khaiza.
04:10It's a new day in the workroom and I feel fucking amazing.
04:15I can't wait to see whatever it's gonna be
04:17and I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce
04:20in the recipe.
04:21I've had a realization, I've had a realization
04:24that I wanna be confident.
04:25You know, I wanna be that person who, you know,
04:29is of my dreams, you know,
04:30who's exactly where they're supposed to be
04:32and I realized that I am.
04:33Word.
04:34You know, I am, but I realized that I was afraid
04:37of being angry at myself.
04:40When Zaldina talks, girl, it's just like a bunch of words
04:43that equal nothing.
04:44She's going into like a monologue
04:45about her spiritual awakening.
04:47I'm confident now, girl, shut up.
04:48I just wanna say something.
04:50I remember what Duce said with your comeback.
04:54I'm surprised you know the word grandma
04:56because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
04:58Yeah.
04:59Oh yeah.
05:00You cannot go to my mom and say things like that
05:03because I really felt shit after
05:06and I think it was really under the belt.
05:09Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like
05:11I was going for your trauma,
05:12I mean, you mentioned me being poor,
05:13I have trauma from that.
05:15So I don't feel like necessarily
05:16it was going under the belt,
05:17but if you felt some type of way
05:19for the jokes that I made, I do apologize.
05:21Thank you for letting me know, I appreciate that
05:23and I'll make sure not to like bring that kind of stuff.
05:25Because if y'all want to be...
05:26Y'all are lucky!
05:28Y'all are lucky, girl.
05:29Give me the fuck out of here.
05:31Ooh, Canada.
05:33Seen it already, then had her.
05:36Hey, Queens.
05:37Hey.
05:38Is it getting hot in here
05:40or is it just the topics?
05:44Oh?
05:45Oh, oh.
05:46Oh my God, Tracy is everything.
05:51She looks like a Barbie out the fucking box.
05:53I'm obsessed.
05:54Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track
05:57and my personal favorites were written
05:59in this very work room.
06:01All together now,
06:02to God Novo!
06:04Okay, yeah!
06:06For today's mini challenge,
06:07you'll be performing some of the most legendary box
06:10in Canada's Drag Race herstory,
06:13karaoke style.
06:14Ooh!
06:17Girl, CD-R has produced some amazing good verses
06:21and Mama, we've also produced some verses.
06:27So, warm up those vocal chords.
06:30Hooray!
06:35You'll have 10 minutes to get into karaoke quick drag
06:38and I'll meet you at the mic.
06:40Hooray!
06:44Hooray!
06:45Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:46I don't even know where to start.
06:48I'm the queen of quick drag.
06:49Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe.
06:52Drag arc cast cast coming.
06:54Yes!
06:55Yes!
06:55You better go, go, go, go!
06:57Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:59I am tone deaf.
07:01Let's put some blush everywhere.
07:04No, literally just blush.
07:05Hey, party people!
07:10Hi!
07:11Welcome to Drag-E-O-K-E!
07:13Yay!
07:14I'm sorry, Canada.
07:15I'm just going to say that right now.
07:16I'm sorry.
07:17First person up is Dulce!
07:18Yeah!
07:19I'm ready.
07:20Hi!
07:21Hi!
07:22Yeah, I'm so excited.
07:23Are you guys excited?
07:24Yay!
07:25I'll go off by Terra Nova.
07:26Y'all ain't ready.
07:27Oh!
07:28Super Nova.
07:29Bet your game's already over.
07:30From the town, they call the city.
07:31Terra's here to slay.
07:32Oh, she's going to be winning.
07:33Gorgeous hair, teeny waist.
07:34Serving you out of space.
07:35Hit the beat.
07:36Strike the pose.
07:37Show the cat what it knows.
07:39Feel the skin and the flesh.
07:41Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:43Smash this beat.
07:44Salute by Jed.
07:45I must admit, I'm out of breath.
07:46Literally.
07:47Yeah!
07:48That's Dulce!
07:49Terra Nova's verse, like, I think it's good.
07:50Like, I genuinely love it.
07:51No, I'm actually out of breath.
07:52That was crazy.
07:53Gorgeous hair, teeny waist.
07:54Like, well, yes.
07:55I'm almost late for school, baby.
07:56Get the hell out of here.
07:57All right, next up is...
07:59Sammy.
08:00Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:02Oh!
08:03Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:14Oh!
08:15Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:17It's tongue pop by Kennedy Davenport!
08:18Tongue tongue.
08:19Tongue pop.
08:20Tongue!
08:21Tongue pop.
08:22Tongue!
08:23Tongue pop.
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh my!
08:26Tongue!
08:27Tongue!
08:28Tongue pop!
08:29PM said literally hit the lights.
08:32I be focused, you know this.
08:34Don't come my way, cause you focus.
08:36Hocus, pocus!
08:37I be ready to re-go!
08:38Little boy, kiss you out of my league!
08:39Don't find me, get like me.
08:41Don't hate me.
08:42Congratulate me.
08:43I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:47Woo!
08:48I sing okay.
08:49Do I hit the highest note on the earth?
08:51No.
08:52But I'm a drag queen.
08:54Who cares?
08:55Can you feel my...
08:56Heartbeat by Luna Dubois.
08:57Give the deep voice.
08:58Give the voice.
08:59Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
09:05The way you look at me, the way you hold me.
09:08The way you kiss me makes my heart beat.
09:12Let's make it official.
09:13Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
09:15Sup?
09:16Bud launch.
09:17Even on Grindr joke, we're not open.
09:19Woo!
09:20Woo!
09:21Do you recognize any of these verses?
09:23No.
09:24Heartbreak by Amy Ganse.
09:25Oof!
09:26I better get this one.
09:27Don't text me anymore.
09:28Soy la rompecorazon.
09:29I don't want you anymore.
09:30Sal de aqui el perderon.
09:31Tu fuese un condom.
09:32One night and adios.
09:33I'm so sorry for your love.
09:34Now, bye, close the door.
09:35Don't call me anymore.
09:36Soy la rompecorazon.
09:37I don't want you anymore.
09:38Sal de aqui el perderon.
09:39Tu fuese un condom.
09:40One night and adios.
09:41I'm so sorry for your love.
09:43Now, bye.
09:44Close the door.
09:45Don't call me anymore.
09:46So la rompa tu racon.
09:48La cardete aquí, woman.
09:50Adey!
09:51Adey!
09:52Adey!
09:53Adey!
09:54Adey!
09:55Adey!
09:56Now, let's go with Not by Zanna.
09:58This is my dad's favorite song, N-O-T.
10:05Not.
10:06We're not friends, you're a means to an end.
10:08No matter how many girls you said.
10:10Caught you trying to steal my man's?
10:12I don't play pretend school, I got friends.
10:14You got major split and fake number one in first place.
10:17I could read photo all over your face,
10:19plus out the elder's face.
10:20Signed, steal, delivered, end of case.
10:23Oh my God.
10:25Yeah, I did that one off beat too, just like her.
10:28All of us are like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:31At least drag karaoke.
10:33I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:36Girl, that's crazy.
10:38Shit.
10:40Sorry.
10:41What a show.
10:43But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:46Girl, say it.
10:47That's fine.
10:48The winner of today's mini challenge is...
10:51Dulce!
10:53You've won $2,500 cash courtesy of Shoe Freaks.
11:01Yeah!
11:02I'm not poor anymore.
11:04Queens, you've shown me you can hit the right note,
11:08but can you talk the talk?
11:10Ooh.
11:11Ooh.
11:12For this week's maxi challenge,
11:13you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
11:16on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
11:19Okay.
11:20All right.
11:21Okay.
11:22You'll be serving co-anchor realness
11:24while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea
11:28to daytime TV.
11:30Yeah.
11:31All right.
11:32But first things first,
11:33divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:36Go.
11:37Oh.
11:38Nope.
11:39I'm down.
11:40I'm down with that.
11:41I'm down with this.
11:42I just turn around and look over and I see Velma in PM
11:46and I'm like, gold.
11:48What the...
11:49Oh, we have to split up.
11:50We gotta split.
11:51Oh, no.
11:52Well, yes.
11:53We got this.
11:54We got this.
11:55Each group will tackle their own block of the show,
11:58starting with the realness,
12:00breaking down the biggest topics in drag today.
12:03Think tipping and tucking and everything in between.
12:07Tea Time, spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines
12:12of the week.
12:13And finally, Couchside Kiki, an exclusive three-on-one
12:17interview with an extra special guest.
12:20Dance music diva, Kaiza.
12:23Oh.
12:24Oh.
12:25Oh, my.
12:26Okay, yes.
12:27Very good.
12:28Yes.
12:29It's Miss Kaiza.
12:32Oh, that is gaggy.
12:34I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:36Racers, start your engines
12:39and may the best drag queen spill.
12:41Oh!
12:42Oh!
12:43Oh!
12:44Oh!
12:49This challenge is gonna be so much fun, y'all.
12:52I'm excited.
12:53I am excited for it.
12:54For real, Jaysa, I love her so much.
12:57This is gonna be so cool.
12:58It's epic.
12:59Kaiza, I need to interview her today
13:02because I'm a dancer, she's a dancer,
13:04and I wanna know everything about her.
13:06All right, ladies.
13:07It's time to choose our segments.
13:09Does anybody have a preference?
13:11The realness, I think.
13:13Do you guys feel like the realness?
13:15I also feel like the realness.
13:16Yeah, I love the realness.
13:17Well, you guys do give real mess,
13:19but I don't know about realness.
13:21And that's why we wanna do tea time.
13:24I wanna show that I'm a real biatch.
13:26Wait, no.
13:27Not like a real bitch, but like a real bitch.
13:31I think we wanna do tea time.
13:33Or the realness.
13:34We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:36Yeah.
13:37I definitely want tea time.
13:38I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:40I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here,
13:42and I think this is gonna go really well.
13:44The Couchside Kiki.
13:45Oh, that was easy.
13:46That was super easy.
13:47That was so easy.
13:48Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:51Who's gonna screw this up and who's gonna do well?
13:53I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:56Okay.
14:01Hi, welcome back to The Shade.
14:02I'm Sami.
14:03I'm PM.
14:04I'm Velma.
14:05And we're here having the Couchside Kiki.
14:08We are all so happy to be working together,
14:11and it's just ear-to-ear grins,
14:13which is exactly the setup you need for this challenge.
14:18I feel really good.
14:19I mean, obviously I feel a little sad
14:21that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
14:23I feel like when we kind of...
14:24When did I say that?
14:25When we were standing out there,
14:26and me and Maya were separate,
14:27none of you were eager to pull me in
14:29or be like, oh, who's that come here?
14:30Oh, I see.
14:31Yeah, but you didn't do that to me either.
14:32When?
14:33When you were with Maya, you weren't like...
14:35I literally was the one that went into your group.
14:37Girl, it's not that serious.
14:39It is not that serious.
14:41I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:42I wanted to say with Saltina,
14:43so I was like, either one of you has to come.
14:45No, because she grabbed me first,
14:47but what I do want to do
14:48is that little shit like this
14:49doesn't fucking matter
14:50because we need to do well in the challenge.
14:52Well, my feelings do matter,
14:53so if that's how I felt,
14:54that's how I'm going to talk.
14:55Oh my God, okay.
14:56That part.
14:57Oh, yes.
14:58But girl, this is definitely not the energy
15:00that I want to start with.
15:02Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
15:03I'm going to say how I feel,
15:05and you're not going to shut me up
15:06because this is not the energy that you need.
15:08Saltina trying to silent on white voices, girl.
15:10Not today, girl.
15:11Exactly what I was doing.
15:12Yes.
15:13Girl, she's so annoying.
15:15Okay, ladies.
15:16Yes.
15:17We got the winning team
15:19because we're all winners.
15:20We do.
15:21You know what?
15:22Actually, about that,
15:23I think that gives us, like,
15:24a little bit more pressure this week
15:26because this is the thing.
15:27We know the judges like us.
15:28Clucked out.
15:29Hell, yes, there's a lot of pressure
15:30being in a group with all winners.
15:31Not only are the other girls looking at us
15:33because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:35but at the same time,
15:37I'm working with people
15:38who have already proved themselves
15:39in this competition,
15:40so I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:42So how are you guys feeling
15:43about the topic that we got?
15:44Is this, was this your number one choice?
15:46Or?
15:47I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:48I just didn't want the couchside Kiki.
15:50I just think a three-on-one interview
15:52is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:54It's risky.
15:55I don't know how they'll do,
15:56but they're all smiles over there,
15:58so maybe they'll do well.
16:00But you can never trust a person
16:01that smiles too much, you know?
16:03Like, if you're always smiling,
16:04like, what are you hiding?
16:06Like, they're over there like,
16:07that's why Star went home.
16:09Too damn much.
16:13Does anybody feel like they really
16:15would love to moderate?
16:17I would love to moderate.
16:18I would really love that.
16:19I really hope that if I do a good job
16:21as the moderator,
16:22that'll be my ticket to the win.
16:23I think we do have a challenge
16:25because we're four people talking.
16:27Yeah.
16:28We have to be smart about it.
16:29We don't want to cut her off,
16:30but we want to make sure that
16:31at the end of the day,
16:32it's us being evaluated
16:33and not her, you know?
16:34We're going to have to listen even more
16:36because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:39You cannot zone out.
16:41You can't clock out.
16:42You got to clock in,
16:44as Van would say thousands of times.
16:47See, clock it.
16:48Clock it.
16:49Clock it.
16:50Clock it.
16:51Clock it.
16:52Fucking clock it.
16:53I hate it.
16:56I feel like all these topics
16:57we could talk about
16:58for like 10 minutes each.
16:59That would definitely be our challenge.
17:00Yeah.
17:01Yeah.
17:02Is keeping it concise.
17:03And this is daytime,
17:04so we have to be inspirational.
17:05My strategy during this challenge
17:07is to show a more serious side of myself.
17:11But, you know,
17:12I want to talk about my experiences.
17:14So, padding in and out.
17:15For me personally, I always pat.
17:17I think people should do it first to find out how it feels.
17:20Do you ever pat something out or no?
17:22I started with padding.
17:23And then, you know, because of my body,
17:25because I have to use the washroom so much,
17:27I was like, you know what?
17:28Let's try it without padding.
17:30I do have an invisible disability
17:31because of my car accident.
17:32And that ranges from any gut issues.
17:36It ranges from scar tissue pain, fatigue, joint pain.
17:41I go to the washroom a lot.
17:43Sometimes after a number,
17:44I'm running to a washroom
17:46because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:48As I'm like, at first I was like,
17:49oh my God, this is a comedy challenge.
17:51I was like, actually it's not.
17:52It's not.
17:53And the main thing is to be yourself.
17:54Yeah.
17:55I feel like we all talk a lot,
17:56but we're also not really loud.
17:58And we don't overpower each other.
17:59I'm not going in there with like a character.
18:01I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
18:03I'm treating it like I'm literally just sitting there
18:05talking to my friends and listening.
18:08So how are we feeling about the other two groups?
18:12Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
18:14They talk a lot.
18:16Yeah.
18:17You know, I'm just wondering if Van and Ebony
18:19can just shut and listen for one second.
18:22As much as I love Ebony and Van Gogh,
18:24they don't know how to hold a conversation like a person.
18:27And then Dulce Saltina and Caramel.
18:30I feel like that's a strong team.
18:32Oh.
18:33But you know what?
18:34We have more confidence.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Yeah.
18:37I feel like the realness is a more subdued group.
18:40I am not sure if they're going to find the fun aspect,
18:43but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:49Beautiful.
18:50Hey, Queens.
18:51Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:52Yes.
18:53You'll say Saltina, Caramel, you're up first.
18:54Everybody else, have a seat.
18:55Yay.
18:56We're about to do our live taping of The Shade.
18:57Let's hope this goes well.
18:58The Shade is obviously a talk show, but listening is just as important as the talking.
19:03What daytime show are they on, girl?
19:04One's going to a wedding, one's going figure skating, the other one's going to a rave.
19:08It's something else, girl.
19:09We're going live in 5, 4, 3.
19:31Hello, and welcome to The Shade.
19:33The talk show that keeps you on your heels.
19:36heels. My name is Dulce and with me today I have Saltina and Caramel. In our first segment of the
19:43day it's time for the realness where we will be discussing some hot topics and dishing our opinions.
19:49First up padding in or out ladies. I feel like right now there's a major discourse around
19:55padding. I feel like it's really up to the girl it's really up to you and your drag. For for me
20:00I started with padding I started with it and I loved it but you know how much I go to the washroom
20:04well yes. I decided to try it without and I love it. I recall this one time I did a show and it
20:12wasn't until it was like halfway through that I realized that like I had forgotten my pads at home.
20:17After that I was just in the mirror crying but I had to like quit the show halfway because I think
20:22I relied on the pads so much to like make me feel comfortable and I love the way my body looks when
20:27it's padded. The energy on this segment is so low. Girls pick it up. Club culture. So when I say that
20:36ladies like what comes to your mind? For me it's one word it's accessibility. Yeah. As a broke body baddie
20:42myself I want to see more people like me there. I want to see people who never thought that they could be
20:46there. Go and have a good time. It's definitely more about like acceptance. Yeah. I find that
20:52sometimes like when I go out of drag to the same club that I was performing at like literally last
20:57night it's like it's harder for me to get a drink. Girl this is boring. If this was a talk show I'd be
21:04changing the channel by now. Even more sober spaces there's a lot of sober queens. It's hard when all
21:09your friends are drunk or drinking is encouraged or it's like I'm not drinking tonight. No do a tequila shot.
21:14We shouldn't be encouraging that. And as a sober girl myself I can say I can still party thank you
21:20very much. 100%. I can still party. Oh I know. Speaking about partying there's nothing we love to
21:27do more than party with our drag families. Do you guys have a drag family? I feel like I started drag
21:32and I had a drag mother right away and she has been incredible so supportive but I've learned that it's
21:36not just like having a drag mother drag daughter it's about the connections you make along the way.
21:41Drag family's important. It's really important. Girl curl milk is giving an empty plate.
21:47Please sir can I have some more? Unfortunately that is time for us. I wanted to thank you guys so much
21:54for joining us. We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:58I'm with my tea time girls Van Ebony and Maya Fox. We're going in to film our segment and girl I am feeling
22:11shady. We're going live in five, four, three. Have you got your cups ready? Whether you like it iced,
22:19hot or full of shade grab your girls because it's tea time. My name is Van Gogh and I am here with
22:29Ebony LaBelle and Maya Fox to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea. Maya what are you
22:35brewing over there? Well listen the first story of the day involves a scandal with the current reigning
22:41queen of Canada's drag race. That's right the Virgo queen she's not even a Virgo she's a Scorpio.
22:48A Scorpio? Listen Ebony you're a Virgo right? What do you think about that? Listen us Virgos we are
22:53funny. Yes. We are organized and we got rocking bodies and let me tell you when I was watching
22:59Virgo on season five. Cluck it. Now listen Ebony what are you seeping on over there? It is pretty
23:07bitter. I'm gonna be real. I won last week and I got real close and personal with the beaver. She was
23:14cute but she was a little suspicious. Girl she not even gold. Girl. Oh my gaga gaga. Now Miss Maya.
23:24Yes. You won a few weeks ago. I did. And you held the beaver. Well listen when I picked Miss Beaver up
23:29she was a little lighter than I expected but I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic okay?
23:34She might have been. She might have been. Now listen I have some breaking news as well. Y'all know Jimbo
23:39right? Of course. Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school. Okay. She's offering classes. She's got
23:47teachers. I actually got an email. She was offering me a full ride scholarship. Yes she knew the drag was
23:53good or that the drag needed help. I don't know anyways. Let me tell you about the most popular
23:57course that she's offering. It's how to lose twice and win on the third try. So you know our queen
24:04mother. Of course. Host of Canada's Drag Race. Now tell me why she was caught at drag con with no
24:11wig. I don't know though. I'm kind of here for it. It's giving very Joey J tease. Yes. That is true but
24:17listen if I were to be caught at a gig or in public with no wig it'd be pretty scurry up in there. It
24:23would be but you know Miss Thing is a trendsetter. If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig maybe ladies
24:29we should try no wig. Should we should we give it a no no no no no we'll leave it to Brooklyn. She got the
24:35bone structure for it. Van Gogh, Ebony and Maya are doing really well. They picked up the energy.
24:42Sorry. Oh I picked up my energy there. Have you got your fill because I'm overflowing. But don't go
24:50anywhere. The shade will be right back. Yay. All right we have Sammy, PM and Velma. How you doing?
24:58Great. Great. Okay we are back in five, four, three.
25:05Bonjour and welcome back. I'm Sammy and I'm joined by. Hi I'm PM.
25:10I am Velma. And this is Couchside Kiki where we get to know one of your favorite Canadian celebrities.
25:19Today we're very excited for this one. We're joined by three-time Juno award-winning artist.
25:26It's Kaisa everyone.
25:31We're so happy to have you. You look so good. Wow. Take a seat.
25:35Yeah, sit down. So this is the Couchside Kiki. Okay.
25:38See my nickname is Kiki. No. Okay. My mom calls me Kiki.
25:42This is perfect. We're about to have a good Kiki now. I'm a dancer and I so look up to you and your
25:49movement quality and just everything you exude. How long have you been a mover? Because it seems
25:57like forever. Yeah, since I was a kid. I started ballet when I was like two. But I've always been
26:01a bit awkward actually. You can sort of see it. I'm a little like nerdy and awkward and that's
26:05actually because I'm ambidextrous. Okay. And I have a dual dominant brain. Do you have a favorite
26:10performance memory? One of the coolest memories was performing at Wembley Stadium. Oh my gosh. It's the
26:16the first time I experienced like when they say the the crowd high. There's nothing like that. I got
26:20actually high and I and I got lost. Like I was on this thrust stage and I went down and I was just like
26:28I'll have what she's having. I know. Well, speaking of being lost, one of my favorite personal song ever
26:37is either way. This music video, because it's a one-shot video, how did you come with that idea? I was broke.
26:44I couldn't afford an editor. Yes.
26:48Couch High Kiki is going good. They're seeming to connect with Kaiza. I don't know. It's better than the
26:54realness. I'm gonna tell you that. Now, we're about to go into our favorite segment. All right. So,
26:59this is rapid fire questions. All right. You just answer with the first thing that pops up in your
27:04mind. Don't be scared. Don't be scared. It's a good couch here. Very good. I love this talk show,
27:09by the way. Thank you. Our ratings are going up the roof right now. Now, East Coast or West Coast?
27:15And be careful. I'm from the East Coast. I'm from the West Coast. Honestly, I find the East Coast more
27:20artistic. It is. But I like relaxing. I go to the West Coast to like disappear and kind of get into my
27:26my soul might like vanish. Sweet or salty? Salty. Sneakers or stilettos?
27:32I know. I like the sneaker stilettos. Have you seen that? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
27:40Ketchup on Putin. Agree? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm good. Yeah. I'm there with you. Yeah. We're
27:46trying to be inclusive here, but I'm with you. That's all the time we have. Thank you so much
27:53for taking the time to speak with us. Tune in tomorrow, where we will be joined by Brad Goreski.
27:59Where has he been? We will find out. I'm Sammy. I'm PM. And I'm Velma. Thanks for sitting with us
28:07at Couchside Kiki. Thank you. Wow. I'm just really happy with what we did. Everything was so fast,
28:16but I have just a good feeling about it. It's elimination day and some of these girls should
28:22be really worried because they forgot that a daytime talk show is still supposed to be entertaining.
28:27It's TV. We did really fucking good. None of us fucking stumbled. I can acknowledge when I don't
28:33do well, but I can acknowledge when I do fucking well. And I did fucking well this week.
28:37I feel like we did do well. I feel like it really depends on the taste of the judges per
28:40each segment. You know what I mean? She was having fun with us. I really feel like she was having fun.
28:45She said it. She was like, she said it. That's the thing. We were having a Kiki.
28:48After seeing all these shady bitches have fake ass alliances, I'm going to go align myself with the
28:54two realest people in this room. I think we need to get real right now because I haven't felt like
29:03I have anyone that really has my back. And I would love to have a weirdo clown alliance.
29:10Yeah, of course. Let's just do that trio. Like the three clowns. Why not? I feel like these two
29:17are two people that I can rely on. And even for the weirdo queens, we had very daytime looks.
29:22Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. It's time to send in the clowns.
29:30I don't know how many of you guys know this. I don't think I've shared it with that many people
29:33unless they knew like my day job about like a year or two ago for like six years that was in the
29:38military. Like that was like my regular job. Wow. And while I did that, like I still did drag
29:45and I would get into drag like on the bases and like go to my show. That's iconic. And they knew.
29:51I didn't hide it. Like I never changed my voice. I never changed anything because like I've always
29:55wanted to be unapologetically myself. As I was there longer time and more years, like people would like
30:00come out to me and stuff and say like how cool it was to see someone so queer and stuff in the army.
30:05But they're like, just the fact that you can do that is like super cool. And honestly,
30:09that brought me so much joy. Dulce, have you ever like used a gun or like shot a gun or like done
30:14any of that? Girl, yes, I used to. I can like do like a machine gun, a regular gun. I can like take
30:20them apart, put them back together, blindfolded, honey, like. What? Yes, honey. Yes. Yes. Literally, yes.
30:27Like Dulce knows how to assemble a gun blindfolded. Van, you in danger, girl. So we have a really
30:35exciting runway today, a perp walk to remember. What do you guys have? My runway today is probably
30:44the one that I'm most proud of. I am going to be talking about the bathhouse raids in the 80s.
30:52Oh, in Toronto, actually, there were bathhouses being raided and men, trans people, queer people
30:59were dragged out just in their skimpies, maybe undressed. And a lot of them were arrested just
31:06for being themselves in a space that they thought they could call home. And so I am going to be one
31:14of the people who got pulled out today. I love that. I'm pretty stoked. Sammy, what are you doing?
31:19I need to know. I'm going full silly. My whole thing is illegal injections. That's like what I'm
31:26arrested for. I'm going to be botched on the runway. As opposed to. As opposed to. As opposed to.
31:35What about you, Van? Mine's really personal. This last year I was diagnosed with HIV positive.
31:41And one of the first things that happened was this person called me and said, like, hey, like,
31:50this is someone to talk to you about, like, all the legal issues. And I was like, what legal issues?
31:54And she was like, well, if you don't disclose your status when you're sleeping with people,
31:57you can get charged with aggravated sexual assault. And I was like, even if I was undetectable,
32:02and she's like, yeah, but it doesn't matter. You have to always disclose it, um, or you could get
32:07arrested. When I, like, found out I had HIV positive, I was just like, I just couldn't believe it.
32:12And I felt guilty, but also, like, sad. Like, I felt like I did something wrong. Like,
32:18why did I feel that way? Like, why is, like, my first reaction that I, like, should feel bad?
32:23So my look is inspired by, I guess, my fears of, like, having my status used against me in a way
32:32that is, like, criminal and, like, could result in, like, I don't know, me going to jail or, like,
32:36just, like, being discriminated against. Like, a lot of this year has been, like, not getting upset
32:40with myself and, like, I'm not the problem. And it's, like, hard to unlearn.
32:49I just, like, feel like I don't know who I am anymore. Like, like, I just, like, don't know.
33:02Yeah, I don't know. It's hard to, like, express. Yeah. Yeah. Coming on here, I really want to, like,
33:10just show people a different side of it and that it's not everything you see in movies and TV shows
33:14and you don't get diagnosed if you're positive one day and the next day you have AIDS and you're on your
33:18deathbed. There's a lot of stigma within the community about it, which is unfortunate and
33:24it's really sad. I want to learn more about what being A3 positive is and I want to break my own
33:29stigmas about it. If I could, like, sit back at the end of my life or my career in drag and be like,
33:35oh, I made a difference, that's, like, the best prize. How could you ask for anything better?
33:41Be patient with yourself and remember that you don't have to rush to figure everything out right now.
33:47Totally. You can take your time. I'm honestly really proud of Nan in this moment for being
33:52so vulnerable. I know that she is somebody that's kind of guarded. She has this hard exterior and I
33:57know that it is a huge step for her to come out and share her status with us. We love you, girl.
34:02Thank you. I love you. We love you. I appreciate it. I love you, bitch. I love you, too.
34:18Well, I love you. I love you. I hope you enjoy it. We love you, too.
34:33And what?
34:36Unbelievable.
34:39Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
34:42She's my angel of the airwaves and Canada's sweetheart.
34:46It's Tracy Melshor.
34:48Hey, hey.
34:49Tracy, you've interviewed more A-list celebrities
34:51than anybody I can think of.
34:53I know. More than you can count.
34:55So more than seven?
34:57Precisely.
34:58And he's my favorite gossip girl.
35:01It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
35:03XOXO, Brooklyn.
35:06And she always hits the right note.
35:09It's chart-topper Kyza.
35:11How did our talk show host make you feel?
35:13Oh, they made me want to hide away.
35:16Ooh.
35:17Uh.
35:18This week, we challenged our queens to dish on daytime TV.
35:22Racers start your engines.
35:25And may the best drag queen win.
35:28Color is my uniqueness.
35:31Category is a perp walk to remember.
35:35First up, Saltina Shaker.
35:37The Iron Maiden is a medieval torture device.
35:40There are spikes in it.
35:41And it slowly closes.
35:43And eventually, you get very holy.
35:46As I walk out of it, I have these beads dripping,
35:49accentuating the holes in my body.
35:52Could someone please get her a Band-Aid?
35:54I am this medieval girl who stole a piece of bread.
35:58I know I'm guilty, but, bitch, I look good.
36:01But I will need some rubbing alcohol for the wounds.
36:04Well, that didn't middle age well.
36:06Next, Dulce.
36:10Oh.
36:11Girl, I just went to the mall.
36:13I'm, like, taking stuff left and right.
36:15I made sure to wear my big jacket.
36:17But I didn't take the ink pad off before I stole it,
36:20so it kind of exploded.
36:22Money can't buy your class, but it can buy your ass.
36:26I just stole a little makeup palette, a little brush,
36:29because there's no discount better than a five-finger discount.
36:32Now, Caramelk.
36:36This is bullshit.
36:37Here I was, going for a stroll through the financial district,
36:40took a stop at the bank,
36:42and somehow I got this blue dial over me.
36:44How did that happen?
36:45Now, this is a look you can take to the bank.
36:47In the purse, of course, I already get my bail money.
36:50So, honey, I am not worried.
36:52This will put a stain on her permanent record.
36:55What was she inking?
36:57And now, Ebony LaBelle.
37:01Serving justice.
37:04I am wearing a gorgeous bodysuit
37:07with this beautiful chiffon train.
37:09It is a love letter to Miss Marsha P. Johnson.
37:12She died at Stonewall.
37:14No one died at Stonewall.
37:15Nobody died?
37:16I'm strutting down that runway,
37:18giving them that classic Ebony stomp.
37:21But then I'm also ready to throw the damn brick
37:22at the damn judges, okay?
37:24Because don't mess with me,
37:25because if I'm not in the top,
37:26this brick gonna get you.
37:29Next.
37:30Van Goss.
37:31So, my look is highlighting the holes in the justice system
37:33and how people living with HIV
37:36just don't really get a fair shot of it sometimes.
37:38And I am shedding the chains
37:40and the weight of these fucked up laws.
37:43Oh, hey, girl, let's link up.
37:45I feel like I'm showing the judges
37:47not only a great look, but also, like, who I am,
37:50and which is scary.
37:53And now, Maya Fox.
37:55Island gal.
37:56Prince Edward Island gal.
37:58She is the village trollop.
38:01But, you know, in those days,
38:03you didn't have to do too much.
38:04Miss Thing only just showed her ankles,
38:06and it was over.
38:07So they're tying her up,
38:08they're throwing her in the slammer, honey,
38:10because she was trying to get herself a man.
38:12Girl, this is the stupidest,
38:14prettiest shit I've ever done in my life.
38:16All right, it is Man of Green Gables
38:19walking up in here.
38:22Next.
38:23PM.
38:24My runway today is totally inspired
38:27by the bathhouse raids in the 80s in Toronto.
38:31I want to make sure that I am flexing my muscles,
38:34sniffing my pits,
38:35being a little bit masculine for once on this runway.
38:39Shantae, you, they.
38:43This jug is filled with dirty socks
38:46and lots of underwear.
38:48And there is fluid that I am going to be drinking.
38:53Whether you like it or not.
38:55Oh, refreshing jock water.
38:57Gulp, gulp, bitches.
39:01Now, Velma Jones.
39:03My story is that she wanted to have the control
39:06of all the maple syrup.
39:08She jumped into one of the bins filled with maple syrup to hide.
39:12But it was too late.
39:14But the police were kind enough to let her have paper napkins.
39:17Talk about a sticky situation.
39:20Oh, my God, my fur is ruined.
39:22And like, I just wanted to have all the maple syrup for myself.
39:29I'm not sure how I feel about this look.
39:31I'm waffling.
39:32And finally, Sami Landry.
39:36Oh, God.
39:38She knows how to inject a little fun into a look.
39:41My inspiration for this runway is the overfilling of the gays in our community.
39:47They have gone too far.
39:49She found her injections on Facebook Marketplace and got them done in the Tim Hortons parking lots.
39:56But you know what?
39:57She's still living.
39:58That's called ho-talks.
39:59Somebody tell the truth.
40:05Welcome, Queens.
40:07Based on your talk show talent and runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
40:12When I call your name, please step forward.
40:15Van Gogh.
40:18Maya Fox.
40:21Velma Jones.
40:26You are safe.
40:28You may leave the stage.
40:30The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:35Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:38First up, Saltina Shaker.
40:40Hello.
40:41As a team, you were prepared and you had done your research, but it was missing the dynamic talk show energy.
40:50When you watch a talk show, it's a back and forth.
40:53It's a volley.
40:54And I really felt like that was missing.
40:57It felt a little bit flat.
40:59And this is a daytime talk show.
41:00It's supposed to be lively and engaging.
41:02And it felt more like monologues than conversations.
41:06You know, in a daytime format, people are sitting at home during the day and they kind of want to be part of the party.
41:10You kind of wanted to see, you know, you gals kiki-ing about important things, but having a fun time doing it.
41:17I love your look.
41:18Your body looks amazing.
41:19Fantastic.
41:20And I just, I gagged when you came out of that medieval thing.
41:24I would have loved some more medieval-ish hair to go with it, but I appreciated the reveal.
41:30And I think this is a really cool take on a perp walk.
41:34Next up, Dulce.
41:36Hi.
41:37You were the lead moderator.
41:38And that is probably the toughest job on a daytime talk show.
41:41And I think you took that so seriously that you kind of got lost in the script.
41:46You were well-researched and you were ready to talk about your topics, but it was almost like you were too ready.
41:52There was a bit of a seriousness all the way through.
41:55It felt like the TV turned on and you turned off.
41:59I really loved a lot of moments of what you were saying, but, um, I felt just your body language was close to the camera.
42:05You could have just kind of opened your body up so we could see you a little more.
42:09This is one of my favorite looks I've seen you in.
42:12It's young.
42:13It's fresh.
42:14It's funky.
42:15It's a little bit banjee, a little bit shoplifting on Sesame Street, which I love.
42:19I wish I got a little bit more shoplifter from it.
42:22I wish you would have pulled like 10,000 things just to really sell the idea what story you're telling.
42:28Next up, Caramelk.
42:30Hey.
42:31I get the sense that you are a quiet personality and you're not the loudest person in the room, which is something I can very much relate to.
42:38I'm the same way.
42:39But challenges like these are extra hard for us because we really have to go outside of our comfort zone and we have to go triple what we think we should be doing.
42:49It was about the energy level and I think that if you're not the most extroverted person, act.
42:55Just fake it till you make it.
42:57First of all, I actually think you have such a strong presence and I just felt, yeah, maybe you were playing it a little bit safe.
43:03I think this look, I know this is a bank robber gets shot with like, you know, the dye that identifies you as the robber.
43:11I wasn't really getting that from this look.
43:13I think the problem for me is the color.
43:15I would have loved if you had done a really contrasting color.
43:18So the blue dye really popped on it for me.
43:21I think it's a very cool concept.
43:23I just don't think it's quite fully realized.
43:25Thank you so much.
43:26Next up, Ebony LaBelle.
43:29You were made for TV.
43:31I just wanted to watch you forever.
43:32You really brought the audience in and you made it fun.
43:36I love the wig.
43:37I love the look.
43:38The beat was beaten.
43:39I was channeling you.
43:40Oh, stop it.
43:41I literally got ready and was like, I look like Tracy Marshall right now.
43:44Well, I'm flattered.
43:45You're magnetic.
43:46I was drawn in.
43:47I had so much fun.
43:48I really felt like I was in the room.
43:51When you're comfortable, the audience is comfortable.
43:53And that's gold for daytime television.
43:55Your look tonight, you know, the fact that you're paying tribute to Marsha P. Johnson, her impact is immeasurable.
44:02It's a little bit simple for me.
44:04And there's a little bit of a fit issue with the crotch.
44:07Especially if we're doing something like a bodysuit, we have to make sure it fits perfectly.
44:12Next up, P.M.
44:14Hi, P.M.
44:15Hi.
44:16I think that's funny that your name is P.M.
44:19But you're really, you're an A.M. kind of queen because you belong on daytime.
44:24I've done so many interviews and this was one of my favorites of like my whole career.
44:29You connected to our special guest, Kaiza, dancer to dancer.
44:34And you also showed her that you were listening to her.
44:37You showed your personality without taking over.
44:43Your look tonight, I am equally delighted and disgusted.
44:47Yay!
44:48I feel like this is P.M. core.
44:50And you also brought attention to a really important moment in our queer history.
44:54Just in a slightly more disgusting way.
44:56A little bit.
44:58Last but certainly not least, Sammy Landry.
45:03You did such a good job being the mediator of the group.
45:06Like, I did feel like you really anchored the whole talk show.
45:11When Kaiza spoke about feeling like she was high at Wembley Stadium, you're like,
45:16I'll have what she's having.
45:17You were just really listening and responding and having fun.
45:20I really, really enjoyed you and I did not know how you were going to do in this challenge.
45:23So you really surprised me this week.
45:26This look looks like somebody put Jimbo in the microwave.
45:29This is the kind of level of crazy and manic and weird that I want to see from you.
45:36You're like Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
45:42Tanya.
45:43Yeah.
45:44Her.
45:45Based on the judges' critiques, we have made some decisions.
45:49Sammy Landry.
45:50Sammy Landry.
45:51In the challenge and on the runway, you were the name on everyone's lips.
45:58Ebony LaBelle.
45:59This week you spilled the tea and we loved every drop.
46:04PM.
46:05You were a daytime delight.
46:07And on the runway, you served the bathhouse down boots.
46:13Sammy Landry.
46:14Congratulations.
46:15You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
46:19You have won $5,000 cash courtesy of Community One Foundation.
46:26Woo.
46:27Ebony.
46:28PM.
46:29Great work this week.
46:31Saltina.
46:32Dulce.
46:33Caramel.
46:34Caramel.
46:35I'm sorry, but that means you are the bottom queens this week.
46:39Sammy, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver, granting you
46:44the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip syncing for their life.
46:50As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:53You may leave the stage.
46:55Yeah.
47:00Pick up your feet.
47:01I gotta tidy up.
47:02I gotta make sure this set's nice and clean.
47:04The girls will be here any minute.
47:05Oh my God.
47:06Hurry up.
47:07It's a little messy, so we got the man of green gables, you know, doing a little bit
47:10of housekeeping.
47:11Her east coast is really coming out here.
47:13Oh, they're back.
47:14Oh, she cleaning up.
47:15Oh my God.
47:16We've been cleaning up.
47:17Coming into Untucked, I feel so great.
47:21I won this week.
47:24Word.
47:25I feel fucking amazing.
47:28I'm a winner, baby.
47:31$5,000.
47:32I'm gonna go get some real injections.
47:35Who are the other girls in the top?
47:38Pia?
47:39Ebony.
47:40Ebony, okay.
47:41I have landed in the fucking top.
47:44And this makes me so excited.
47:46Surprise, bitches.
47:48I'm in the bottom.
47:51Yeah.
47:52They just want me to, like, I guess, like, break out of my shell more.
47:57I get it.
47:58It's like drag.
47:59It's better to go big rather than to go home, so.
48:02This is my first time here, and it honestly, it fucking sucks.
48:06I know that I'm retreating a little bit.
48:09I don't want that to be the reason why I go.
48:13I'm not fading into the background.
48:15I refuse.
48:16I'm realizing that I'm fucking worth it.
48:19That I'm deserving of being here, that I'm here for a reason, and that I am fucking talented.
48:26Melissa, what do they say about you?
48:28I just feel fucking, like, so stupid.
48:31I thought I was in the fucking top.
48:33So, it makes me feel like, oh, obviously not.
48:36Like, I view my drag differently.
48:38I really thought I was in the top, and I was gonna win.
48:41And I feel like the dumbest bitch ever for, like, thinking that.
48:45I try to listen and think of, like, how to do what they want us to do.
48:49And I do the best, and it doesn't work.
48:54When has the challenge ever asked you to be serious, dry, and monotone?
49:02Kinda like your vagina.
49:05I have something I want to ask from the bottom three.
49:09I want to hear why you want to stay, but I think also I want to hear if you stay,
49:14what are specific things that you know you need to work on to go better in this competition.
49:22Spicy.
49:23Girl, who dynamite you, Brooklyn?
49:24All of a sudden you're like, well, tell me how you're gonna improve yourself.
49:27Bitch, how are you gonna improve yourself?
49:29You still shit.
49:30Well, I will go first.
49:32I am often afraid to come across as ironically too confident.
49:37I feel that.
49:38Because at any point that I am, someone is gonna tear me down.
49:41Someone's gonna tell me that I don't deserve.
49:43What the fuck I have.
49:45I relate to that.
49:46Yeah.
49:47And this competition has made me realize that, you know what?
49:50Maybe I do deserve this.
49:51Maybe I do deserve my TikTok following.
49:53Maybe I do deserve that win.
49:55I've knocked down all those walls.
49:57The self-doubt, the overconfidence, the arrogance, the fear.
50:02I want to know what's next.
50:04I'm staying no matter what.
50:08I bet you wish you gave the beaver to Sammy now.
50:10Let's go, Shay.
50:13Baby, put Saltina in the bottom too.
50:15Make her lip sync.
50:16Let's go.
50:17You want to get the top four spot.
50:18You want to win.
50:19Let's see it.
50:20Girl, fuck friendships.
50:21Coming here, I want to show that I'm more than just somebody that can twirl on stage.
50:25I want to show more of my personality.
50:27It's insane the amount of growth I feel like I've learned and grown as a person.
50:31And I want to continue that.
50:33I want to continue to show it and to prove it.
50:35Fuck the noise.
50:36I'm just going to say what I have to say.
50:38Save me.
50:39Don't save me.
50:40I'll turn it out.
50:41Well, I think I'm the only one of these two that hasn't said that you should have been in the bottom or gone home.
50:44So take that into consideration.
50:46No, you said it.
50:48I'm a fucking fierce queen at like everything I do.
50:52I've gone through like so much fucking shit and always made it through the other end.
50:56I will get through this as well.
50:58I will be here no matter what because I'm supposed to be here.
51:01I deserve to be saved because I wasn't the worst this week.
51:04And like, girl, I'll give you a vape.
51:08I could save Saltina.
51:10She's a great friend of mine, but she is a threat.
51:13I could save Caramel.
51:15She didn't do that bad in the challenge, but she is a lip sync assassin looking at Dulce.
51:22She's wearing my earrings.
51:24If she goes home, she might steal them.
51:26Oh, my God.
51:27That's a lot to think about.
51:28Oh.
51:37Welcome back, queens.
51:38Sammy Landry.
51:39Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
51:42Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
51:44The queen that I choose to save is...
51:49Saltina.
51:53We'll all be damned.
51:55I love you.
51:57That would be so interesting.
51:58Saltina Shaker, you are out of the woods this week.
52:01You may join your sisters at the back.
52:04I love you.
52:05Love you.
52:06Dulce.
52:07Caramel.
52:08I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
52:11Two queens stand before us.
52:13Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Dancing and Crying by Kaiza.
52:17This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
52:32The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
52:47Good luck.
52:48Good luck.
52:49And don't fuck it.
52:52And we have to try it.
52:54...
52:56Some days say you can never have a thing that I met.
52:59Some days say you can never go and think I'm happy.
53:05Baby, where are you gonna go?
53:07You never could imagine.
53:09You never could imagine.
53:10Be ready for it.
53:11Time to just have to go
53:14When the body can't fall
53:18Lose yourself, lose control
53:22When you get there, you're snowing, you're snow
53:26You can talk with your body
53:29You can dance with your soul
53:31I can feel you crying
53:33That's the start of the show
53:35Let your feelings drop down low
53:36Then go back to the floor
53:38It's time to wait for bed
53:40But we're wearing bad people, yeah
53:43We might get emotional
53:45And when you lose yourself
53:48So lose control
53:49We will all get out of life
53:52But we'll never be the same
53:54What we're losing, we'll be fighting
53:56Cause we're dancing and we're crying
53:58You can bring your mind
54:10Tonight we're dancing, now we're crying
54:14So I'm gonna say you can never think I'm magic
54:18So I'm gonna say you can never go
54:21And what they call heaven
54:22Baby, where you gonna go
54:24You never could imagine
54:26Never could imagine
54:28I'm gonna fly off the radar
54:31Though I do it
54:33We are the sun and drips
54:35But I'm gonna let it go
54:36Let it go
54:37Oh, oh
54:38Like a diamond
54:39Oh, oh
54:40Come on, baby
54:41That's what you know
54:43Sometimes you just have to go
54:49When nobody can fall
54:53Lose yourself
54:55Who's gonna talk
54:57But I can't tell your story
55:00Cause the story
55:01Double whammy
55:04Yay!
55:24You're gonna feel my blood
55:28You two are phenomenal.
55:44Please come perform with me sometime.
55:46It would be amazing.
55:48Queens, we have made our decision.
55:55Caramel.
55:56Shantae, you stay.
55:58Thank you so much.
56:03You may join the others.
56:04I love you so much.
56:06I'm so happy to be here with you.
56:10Fuck.
56:14Dulce, a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet.
56:19We love you.
56:21I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much being here means to me.
56:28Thank you for everything.
56:30Now sashay away.
56:32Love you so much.
56:38Well, I knew I should have gone for Drag Race Mexico.
56:46Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:54Well, no.
56:55I wish I could say, well, yes, but it is what it is.
56:59Oh, my God.
56:59I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye.
57:02Girl, that's why they sent me home.
57:04I want people to know that, like, I worked really hard.
57:07If someone, like, that came from, like, where I'm from and I, like, looks what I look like, made it on to here, like, so can you?
57:14This was such a big dream of mine to be here, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I wouldn't take it back.
57:20Bye, y'all.
57:22And I'm keeping this.
57:23I don't give a fuck.
57:28Congratulations, queens.
57:30You live to slay another day.
57:34But don't get too comfortable.
57:38Next week, two of you will be going home.
57:42Girl, gag it.
57:44Because the slay-offs are back.
57:48Oh, ho, ho, ho.
57:50Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
57:54The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:57So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:03Fear!
58:05That's right.
58:06Now let the music play!
58:07You and your world.
58:09Lips, drip, lipstick, paint it on.
58:12You wear it well.
58:13Use your suits, you.
58:15Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:17Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:21You wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:26Next time on Cannabis Drag Race...
58:28We have the lip-sync battle.
58:30I bought it!
58:31These lips are ready to lip-sync, mama.
58:37A lion.
58:38Yeah.
58:39If it comes down to it, I'll pass one.
58:42The beaver.
58:43Well, that's the chief.
58:44You know, people are looking a little sideways.
58:46And I'm sure they would love to see us at the stall.
58:49Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race lip-sync slay-offs?
58:55When I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
58:57Take your moment and have fun on the stage, because I will be advancing.
59:01My face physically hurts from smiling, because I don't do it a lot.
59:27I'm sorry.
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