Canadas Drag Race - Season 6 Episode 05- The Shade
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02it's the return of the reading battles.
00:05Hi, ladies and gentlemen,
00:07whatever the fuck PM is.
00:09Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle,
00:11and that's a man, Maury.
00:16Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
00:20I have chose to save Dulce.
00:23PM, shantay you stay.
00:25Hazel, sashay away.
00:30Oh, Hazel.
00:35Hazel is gone,
00:37and I feel like I just lost
00:40the most important person in this game to me.
00:43She didn't deserve to go yet.
00:46Well, fuck.
00:48PM, you are the only bitch to put up a great fight.
00:51Honored to battle against you,
00:53bring it home to Vancouver.
00:55Dulce, you're lucky, bitch.
00:57Ooh!
00:59Girl, fuck.
01:00Love you all so much,
01:01season six sisters for life.
01:05Hazel!
01:06Hazel!
01:07Although I think it was her time to go,
01:08I am sad to lose a sister here.
01:10Girl, that first three alliance crumbled real fast.
01:14Girl, let's sit down and talk some shit.
01:16Ugh!
01:17Wow, that lip sync was fucking incredible.
01:21Everyone!
01:22Absolutely!
01:24You twirled down.
01:26You ate that shit.
01:27Ah, thank you.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29I'm, like, very sad to have landed in the bottom two,
01:33but I love to perform.
01:36PM has shown us that they almost have immunity in this competition.
01:40To be able to lip sync like that,
01:42it feels like they're never gonna go home.
01:44Ebony, I'm so over the moon for you saving me.
01:47I really appreciate it.
01:49Um, call it luck.
01:51Call it whatever you want, Hazel.
01:52Ooh!
01:53The tea is you were doing the worst in the competition.
01:55Ooh!
01:56You had landed in the bottom before,
01:57and you weren't funny.
01:58So you're home now.
01:59Lucky for what?
02:00Every single fucking challenge we've done,
02:02I've done better than you.
02:03So lucky where?
02:04Lucky that I'm more talented than you?
02:06Something I did take into consideration.
02:08I wasn't sure what's coming up next week.
02:10I mean, we still don't know.
02:11I feel like it's gonna be something performance-based,
02:13and I know that's something that you're gonna kill at.
02:16And also, Dulce hasn't got to beef her yet.
02:19It was tough.
02:20So what you're saying is you saved Dulce
02:22because PM and Hazel are better performers.
02:24Girl, bye.
02:27I see PM as bigger competition than Dulce,
02:30and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom.
02:33It wasn't no shadiness.
02:34Girl, it wasn't shadiness.
02:36This was your second bottom.
02:38Yeah.
02:39And so compared to Dulce with their first bottom.
02:41Okay.
02:43Ebony's dead to me in this game.
02:45She is a lovely individual,
02:47but she took out my best friend.
02:50She put me in the bottom.
02:51I'm not working with her.
02:53I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning.
02:56So let's go get out of drag, everybody.
02:58Let's go get out!
03:00I feel like this is my turning point
03:03to stop playing nicely.
03:05I think a few of us need to start talking a line and stuff
03:08because I think there is something going on beneath our toes here.
03:12Yeah.
03:13I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever,
03:16and I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here.
03:19I'm sorry.
03:20I have to put you through that trauma,
03:21lipstick-ing against your fucking good sis.
03:23It's okay.
03:24It's okay.
03:25I will lie.
03:26I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that.
03:29She's my target.
03:31Ah!
03:33PM.
03:34Puppet master.
03:36Bet you didn't see that one coming.
03:38The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:45With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:51With extra special guest judge, Kyza.
03:54It's a new day in the workroom, and I feel fucking amazing.
04:10I can't wait to see whatever it's going to be,
04:12and I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce in the recipe.
04:16I've had a realization, bro.
04:18I've had a realization that I want to be confident.
04:20You know, I want to be that person who, you know, is of my dreams.
04:25You know, who's exactly where they're supposed to be.
04:27And I realized that I am.
04:28Word.
04:29You know, I am.
04:30But I realized that I was afraid of being angry at myself.
04:34When Saldina talks, girl, it's just like a bunch of words
04:38that equal nothing.
04:39She's going into like a monologue about her spiritual awakening.
04:42I'm confident now.
04:43Girl, shut up.
04:44I just want to say something.
04:45I remember what Duse you said with your comeback.
04:49I'm surprised you know the word grandma,
04:51because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56She cannot go to my mom and say things like that
04:58because I really felt shit after.
05:01And I think it was really under the belt.
05:04Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like I was going for your trauma.
05:07I mean, you mentioned me being poor.
05:08I have trauma from that.
05:10So I don't feel like necessarily it was going under the belt.
05:13But if you felt some type of way for the jokes that I made,
05:15I do apologize.
05:16Thank you for letting me know.
05:17I appreciate that.
05:18And I'll make sure not to like bring that kind of...
05:20Because if y'all want to be...
05:21Y'all are lucky.
05:22Y'all are lucky now.
05:23Give me the fuck out here.
05:25Oh, Canada.
05:27Seen it already, then they had her.
05:31Hey, Queens.
05:32Hey.
05:33Is it getting hot in here?
05:35Or is it just the topics?
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh my God.
05:43Tracy is everything.
05:44She looks like a Barbie out the fucking box.
05:45I'm obsessed.
05:46Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track.
05:48And my personal favorites were written in this very workroom.
05:51All together now.
05:52Supernova.
05:53For today's mini challenge, you'll be performing some of the most legendary box in Canada's
06:06drag race history, karaoke style.
06:08Girl, CD-R has produced some amazing good verses, and Mama, we've also produced some verses.
06:22So, warm up those vocal chords.
06:31You'll have ten minutes to get into karaoke quick drag, and I'll meet you at the mic.
06:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:41I don't even know where to start.
06:43I'm the queen of quick drag.
06:44Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe.
06:47Drag artists coming!
06:49Yes!
06:50Yes!
06:52Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:54I am tone deaf.
06:56Let's put some blush everywhere.
06:59No, literally just blush.
07:01Hey, party people!
07:06Hi!
07:08Welcome to Drag-E-O-K-E!
07:10Yay!
07:11I'm sorry, Canada.
07:12I'm just gonna say that right now.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15First person up is a...
07:17Yeah!
07:18Oh, I'm ready.
07:19Hi!
07:20Hi!
07:21I'm so excited.
07:22Are you guys excited?
07:23Yes!
07:24Supernova.
07:25Y'all ain't ready.
07:26Oh!
07:27Supernova.
07:28Bet your game's already over.
07:31From the town, they call the city.
07:33Tara's here to slay.
07:34Oh, she's gonna be winning.
07:35Gorgeous hair.
07:36Teeny waist.
07:37Serving you all!
07:38Don't face!
07:39Hit the beat.
07:40Strike the pose.
07:41Show the cat what it knows.
07:43Feel the skin.
07:44And the flesh.
07:45Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:47Smash this beat.
07:48Salute by Jed.
07:49I must admit.
07:50I'm actually out of breath.
07:51Literally.
07:52Yes!
07:53Yes!
07:54Yes!
07:55Terranova's verse.
07:56Like, I think it's good.
07:57Like, I genuinely love it.
07:58No, I'm actually out of breath.
07:59That was crazy.
08:00Gorgeous hair.
08:01Teeny waist.
08:02Like, well, yes.
08:03I'm almost late for school, baby.
08:04Get the hell out of here.
08:05All right.
08:06Next up is...
08:07Sammy Landry!
08:09Oh!
08:10It's Tongue Pop by Kennedy Davenport.
08:13Tongue, tongue.
08:15Tongue pop.
08:16Tongue, tongue pop.
08:18Tongue pop.
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh, my.
08:21Tongue!
08:22Tongue!
08:23Tongue pop!
08:24PM said, literally, hit the lights.
08:27I be focused.
08:28You know this.
08:29Don't come my way.
08:30Cause you focus.
08:31Hocus, pocus.
08:32I be ready to ring.
08:33Go, little boy.
08:34Kiss you out of my league.
08:35Don't find me.
08:36Get like me.
08:37Don't hate me.
08:38Congratulate me.
08:39I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:42I sing okay.
08:44Do I hit the highest note on earth?
08:46No.
08:47But I'm a drag queen.
08:49Who cares?
08:50Can you feel my heart beat by Luna Dubois?
08:52Give the deep voice.
08:53Give the voice.
08:54Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
09:00The way you look at me, the way you hold me.
09:03The way you kiss me makes my heart beat.
09:07Let's make it official.
09:08Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
09:10Stop.
09:11Blood launch.
09:12Even on Grindr joke.
09:13We're not open.
09:14Woo!
09:15Woo!
09:16Do you recognize any of these verses?
09:18No.
09:19Heartbreak by Amy.
09:20I better get this one.
09:21Don't text me anymore.
09:22Soy la rompecorazon.
09:23I don't want you anymore.
09:24Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:25Tu fuese un condom.
09:26One night and adios.
09:27I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:28Now, bye, close the door.
09:29Don't call me anymore.
09:30Soy la rompecorazon.
09:31I don't want you anymore.
09:32Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:33Tu fuese un condom.
09:34One night and adios.
09:35I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:36Now, bye, close the door.
09:37Don't call me anymore.
09:38No.
09:39Now, bye, close the door.
09:40Don't call me anymore.
09:41Tu fuese un condom.
09:42Tu fuese un condom.
09:43Tu fuese un condom.
09:44Tu fuese un condom.
09:45Tu fuese un condom.
09:46Tu fuese un condom.
09:47Tu fuese un condom.
09:48Hey.
09:49Now, let's go with Not by Xana.
09:53This is my dad's favorite song.
09:56N-O-T.
09:58Not.
09:59We're not friends, you're a niece to an end.
10:02No matter how many OTs says.
10:03Katshu's trying to steal my mans.
10:06I don't play pretends girl.
10:08I got friends.
10:09You got major split and fake number one in first place.
10:12I could reach photo all over your face.
10:14Plus out the outer space.
10:15Signed, steal, delivered.
10:16End of pace.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19Yeah.
10:20I did that one off beat, too, just like her.
10:23All of us are, like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:26At least drag karaoke.
10:28I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:31Girl, that was crazy.
10:32Oh, shit.
10:34Sorry.
10:35Sorry.
10:36What a show.
10:38But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:41Girl, that's fine.
10:42That's fine.
10:43The winner of today's mini challenge is...
10:46Dilsay!
10:48Oh, my God!
10:50That's the first thing that held down.
10:52You've won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Shoe Freaks.
10:56Yeah!
10:57I'm not poor anymore!
10:59I'm not poor.
11:00I'm not poor.
11:01Queen, you've shown me you can hit the right note, but can you talk the talk?
11:05Ooh.
11:06Ooh.
11:07Ooh.
11:08For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand-new
11:12drag talk show, The Shade.
11:14Okay.
11:15All right.
11:16All right.
11:17Okay.
11:18You'll be serving co-anchor realness while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea to daytime
11:24TV.
11:25Yeah.
11:26All right.
11:27Ooh.
11:28But first things first, divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:32Go.
11:33Oh.
11:34Oh.
11:35I'm down.
11:36I'm down with that.
11:37I'm down with this.
11:38I just turn around and look over, and I see Velma and P.M., and I'm like...
11:42gold.
11:43What the...
11:44Oh, we have to split up.
11:45I gotta split.
11:46I'll go.
11:47Well, yes.
11:48We got this.
11:49We got this.
11:50Each group will tackle their own block of the show, starting with...
11:54The Realness, breaking down the biggest topics in drag today.
11:58Think tipping and tucking and everything in between.
12:02Tea Time, spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines of the week.
12:08And finally, Couchside Kiki, an exclusive three-on-one interview with an extra special guest.
12:15Dance music diva, Kaiza.
12:18Oh.
12:19Oh, my.
12:21Very good.
12:22Yes.
12:23Bitch!
12:24Miss Kaiza!
12:26Ugh.
12:27That is gaggy.
12:28I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:31Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen...
12:36Phil!
12:37Oh!
12:38That's awesome!
12:40Look at this.
12:44This challenge is gonna be so much fun, yo!
12:47I'm excited.
12:48I am excited for it.
12:49For real, Chesa, I love her so much.
12:52This is...
12:53It's gonna be so cool.
12:54It's epic.
12:55Ties up.
12:56I need to interview her today because I'm a dancer, she's a dancer, and I wanna know everything
13:00about her.
13:01All right, ladies.
13:02It's time to choose our segments.
13:04Does anybody have a preference?
13:05The realness, I think.
13:06Do you guys feel the realness?
13:07I also have the realness.
13:08Yeah, I love the realness.
13:09Well, you guys do give real mess, but I don't know about realness.
13:11Girl, bye.
13:12I wanna show that I'm a real biatch.
13:13Wait, no.
13:14Not like a real bitch, but like a real bitch.
13:15I think we wanna do tea time.
13:16Or the realness.
13:17Yeah.
13:18We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:19Yeah.
13:20I definitely want tea time.
13:21I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:23I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here, and I think this is gonna go really well.
13:38Couchside Kiki.
13:39Oh, that was easy.
13:40That was definitely easy.
13:41Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:46Who's gonna screw this up and who's gonna do well?
13:48I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:51Yay!
13:54Hi, welcome back to The Shade.
13:57I'm Sammy.
13:58I'm PM.
13:59I'm Velma.
14:00And we're here having the Couchside Kiki.
14:03We are all so happy to be working together, and it's just ear-to-ear grins, which is exactly the setup you need for this challenge.
14:12I feel really good.
14:14I mean, obviously I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
14:18I feel like when we kinda...
14:19When did I say that?
14:20When we were standing out there, and me and Maya were separate, none of you were, like, eager to, like, pull me in or be like, oh, those that come here.
14:26Yeah, but you didn't do that to me either.
14:27When?
14:28When we, when you were with Maya, you weren't, like, terrible.
14:30I literally was the one that went into your groove.
14:32Girl, like, it's not that serious.
14:34It is not that serious.
14:36I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:37I wanted to stay with Sophia, so it's like, either one of you has to come.
14:40No, because she grabbed me first, but what I do wanna do is that little shit like this doesn't fucking matter, because we need to do well in the challenge.
14:46Well, my feelings do matter, so if that's how I felt, that's how I'm gonna talk.
14:49Oh, my God.
14:50Okay.
14:51That part.
14:52But, girl, this is definitely not the energy that I wanna start with.
14:56Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
14:58I'm gonna say how I feel, and you're not gonna shut me up, because this is not the energy that you need.
15:03So, Tina trying to silent on white voices, girl.
15:05Not today, girl.
15:06I knew exactly what I was doing.
15:07Yes.
15:08Girl, she's so annoying.
15:10Okay, ladies.
15:11Let's do it.
15:12We got the winning team, because we're all winners.
15:15We do.
15:16You know what, actually, about that, I think that gives us, like, a little bit more pressure this week,
15:21because this is the thing.
15:22We know the judges like us.
15:23Clock's right.
15:24Hell, yes, there's a lot of pressure being in a group with all winners.
15:26Not only are the other girls looking at us, because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:30but at the same time, I'm working with people who have already proved themselves in this competition,
15:35so I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:37So, how are you guys feeling about the topic that we got?
15:39Is this, was this your number one choice, or...?
15:41I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:43I just didn't want the couch side Chi Chi.
15:45I just think a three-on-one interview is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:49It's risky.
15:50I don't know how they'll do, but they're all smiles over there, so maybe they'll do well.
15:55But you can never trust a person that smiles too much, you know?
15:58Like, if you're always smiling, like, what are you hiding?
16:01Like, they're over there like...
16:03Girl, that's why Star went home.
16:05Too damn much...
16:07Does anybody feel like they really would love to moderate?
16:12I would love to moderate.
16:13Okay.
16:14I would really love that.
16:15I really hope that if I do a good job as a moderator, that'll be my ticket to the win.
16:19I think we do have a challenge because we're four people talking.
16:23Yeah, we have to be smart about it.
16:24We don't want to cut her off, but we want to make sure that at the end of the day, it's us being evaluated and not her, you know?
16:29We're gonna have to listen even more because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:34You cannot zone out.
16:35You can't clock out.
16:37You gotta clock in, as Van would say thousands of times.
16:41See, clock it.
16:42Clock it.
16:43Clock it.
16:44Clock it.
16:45Clock it.
16:46Clock it.
16:47Fucking clock it.
16:48I hate it.
16:50I feel like all these topics we could talk about for, like, ten minutes each.
16:54That would definitely be our challenge.
16:55Yeah.
16:56This is keeping it concise.
16:58And this is daytime, so we have to be inspirational.
17:00My strategy during this challenge is to show a more serious side of myself.
17:06But, you know, I want to talk about, like, my experiences.
17:09So, padding in and out.
17:10For me, personally, I always pat.
17:12I think people should do it first to find out how it feels.
17:15Do you ever pat something out or no?
17:17I started with padding.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:19And then, you know, because of my body, because I have to use the washroom so much.
17:22Mm-hmm.
17:23I was like, you know what, let's try it without padding.
17:25I do have an invisible disability because of my car accident.
17:28And that ranges from any gut issues.
17:31It ranges from scar tissue pain, fatigue, joint pain.
17:36I go to the washroom a lot.
17:38Sometimes after a number, I'm running to a washroom because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:43As I'm like, at first I was like, oh my god, this is a comedy challenge.
17:46I was like, actually, it's not.
17:47It's not.
17:48No, and the main thing is to be yourself.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I feel like we all talk a lot, but we're also not really loud.
17:53And we don't overpower each other.
17:54Yeah.
17:55I'm not going in there with a character.
17:56I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
17:58I'm treating it like I'm literally just sitting there talking to my friends and listening.
18:03So how are we feeling about the other two groups?
18:06Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
18:08Yeah, they do.
18:09They talk a lot.
18:10Yeah.
18:11You know, I'm just wondering if Van and Ebony can just shut and listen for one second.
18:17As much as I love Ebony and Van Gogh, they don't know how to hold a conversation like a person.
18:22And then Dulce Saltina and Caramel.
18:25I feel like that's a strong team.
18:27Oh.
18:28But you know what?
18:29We have more confidence.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Yeah.
18:32I feel like the realness is a more subdued group.
18:35I am not sure if they're going to find the fun aspect, but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:44Beautiful.
18:45Nice.
18:46Nice.
18:47Wow.
18:49Hey, Queens.
18:50Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:52Yeah.
18:54Dulce, Saltina, Caramel, you're up first.
18:56Everybody else, have a seat.
18:58Yay.
18:59We're about to do our live taping of The Shade.
19:02Let's hope this goes well.
19:06The Shade is obviously a talk show, but listening is just as important as the talking.
19:12What daytime show are they on, girl?
19:15One's going to a wedding, one's going figure-stating, the other one's going to a rave.
19:19It's something else, girl.
19:20We're going live in five, four, three.
19:23Hello, and welcome to The Shade, the talk show that keeps you on your heels.
19:31My name is Dulce, and with me today, I have Saltina and Caramel.
19:36In our first segment of the day, it's time for the realness, where we will be discussing some hot topics and dishing our opinions.
19:44First up, padding. In or out, ladies?
19:47I feel like right now, there's a major discourse around padding.
19:50I feel like it's really up to the girl. It's really up to you and your drag.
19:54For me, I started with padding. I started with it, and I loved it.
19:58But you know how much I go to the washroom?
19:59Well, yes.
20:01I decided to try it without, and I love it.
20:05I recall this one time I did a show, and it wasn't until it was, like, halfway through that I realized that, like, I had forgotten my pads at home.
20:12After that, I was just in the mirror crying.
20:14But I had to, like, quit the show halfway because I think I relied on the pads so much to, like, make me feel comfortable.
20:20And I love the way my body looks when it's padded.
20:23The energy on this segment is so low.
20:26Girls, pick it up.
20:29Club culture.
20:30So when I say that, ladies, like, what comes to your mind?
20:33For me, it's one word. It's accessibility.
20:36Yeah.
20:37As a broke-body baddie myself, I want to see more people like me there.
20:40I want to see people who never thought that they could be there go and have a good time.
20:44It's definitely more about, like, acceptance.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I find that sometimes, like, when I go out of drag to the same club that I was performing at, like, literally last night, it's, like, it's harder for me to get a drink.
20:55Girl, this is boring.
20:58If this was a talk show, I'd be changing the channel by now.
21:01Even more sober spaces, there's a lot of sober queens.
21:04It's hard when all your friends are drunk or drinking is encouraged or it's, like, I'm not drinking tonight.
21:08No, do a tequila shot.
21:09We shouldn't be encouraging that.
21:11And as a sober girl myself, I can say I can still party.
21:15Thank you very much.
21:16100%.
21:17I feel pro.
21:18I know.
21:19Speaking about partying, there's nothing we love to do more than party with our drag families.
21:24Do you guys have a drag family?
21:26I feel like I started drag and I had a drag mother right away, and she has been incredible, so supportive.
21:30But I've learned that it's not just, like, having a drag mother, drag daughter.
21:34It's about the connections you make along the way.
21:36Drag family's important.
21:38It's really important.
21:39Girl, curl milk is giving an empty plate.
21:42Please, sir, can I have some more?
21:45Unfortunately, that is time for us.
21:48I wanted to thank you guys so much for joining us.
21:51We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:53I'm with my Tea Time girls, Van, Ebony, and Maya Fox.
22:03We're going in to film our segment, and girl, I am feeling shady.
22:07We're going live in five, four, three...
22:11Have you got your cups ready?
22:13Whether you like it iced, hot, or full of shade, grab your girls, cause it's...
22:20Tea Time!
22:22My name is Van Goth, and I am here with Ebony LaBelle and Maya Fox
22:26to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea.
22:29Maya, what are you brewing over there?
22:31Well, listen, the first story of the day involves a scandal
22:35with the current reigning queen of Canada's drag race.
22:38No way.
22:39That's right.
22:40The Virgo queen?
22:41She's not even a Virgo.
22:42What?
22:43She's a Scorpio.
22:44A Scorpio?
22:45Listen, Ebony, you're a Virgo, right?
22:46What do you think about that?
22:47Listen, us Virgos, we are funny.
22:49Yes.
22:50We're organized, and we got rockin' bodies.
22:53And let me tell you, when I was watching Virgo on season five...
22:55Good, she ain't gonna know today, okay?
22:57Ooh, ooh.
22:58Cluck it.
22:59Now listen, Ebony, what are you seepin' on over there?
23:01It is pretty bitter.
23:03I'ma be real.
23:04I won last week.
23:05Oh, we heard.
23:06And I got real close and personal with the beaver.
23:09She was cute, but she was a little suspicious.
23:13Ooh.
23:14How so?
23:15Girl, she not even goals.
23:16Girl.
23:17Oh, my...
23:18Gag-a-gag-a.
23:19Now, Miss Maya.
23:20Yes.
23:21You won a few weeks ago.
23:22I did.
23:23And you held the beaver.
23:24Well, listen, when I picked Miss Beaver up, she was a little lighter than I expected.
23:26But I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic, okay?
23:28She might have been.
23:29She might have been.
23:30She might have been.
23:31Now, listen, I have some breaking news as well.
23:33Ooh.
23:34Y'all know Jimbo, right?
23:35Of course.
23:36Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school.
23:38Okay.
23:39Yay, that's Disney.
23:40She's offering classes.
23:41She's got teachers.
23:42I actually got an email.
23:44She was offering me a full ride scholarship.
23:46Aww.
23:47Yes, she knew the drag was good.
23:48Or that the drag needed help.
23:50I don't know.
23:51Anyways.
23:52Let me tell you about the most popular course that she's offering.
23:54It's how to lose twice and win on the third try.
23:57So, you know our queen mother?
23:59Of course.
24:00Host of Canada's Drag Race.
24:02Now, tell me why she was caught at DragCon with no wig.
24:06I don't know, though.
24:08I'm kind of here for it.
24:09It's giving very Joey J tees.
24:11Yes.
24:12That is true.
24:13But listen, if I were to be caught at a gig or in public with no wig, it'd be pretty scurry
24:17up in there.
24:18It would be.
24:19But, you know, Miss Thing is a trendsetter.
24:20If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig, maybe ladies, we should try no wig.
24:25Oh.
24:26Should we give it a...
24:27Uh-uh.
24:28No.
24:29No, no, no.
24:30We'll leave it to Brooklyn.
24:31She got the bone structure for it.
24:32Van Gogh, Ebony, and Maya are doing really well.
24:35They've picked up the energy.
24:37Sorry.
24:38Oh, I picked up my energy there.
24:41Have you got your fill?
24:43Because I'm overflowing.
24:45But don't go anywhere.
24:46The shade will be right back.
24:48Yay!
24:50All right.
24:51We have Sammy, PM, and Velma.
24:53How you doing?
24:54Great.
24:55Great.
24:56Okay.
24:57We are back in five, four, three...
25:00Bonjour, and welcome back.
25:03I'm Sammy.
25:04And I'm joined by...
25:05Hi, I'm PM.
25:06I am Velma.
25:07And this is Couchside Kiki, where we get to know one of your favorite Canadian celebrities.
25:14Today, we're very excited for this one.
25:17We're joined by three-time Juno award-winning artist.
25:21It's Kaisa, everyone.
25:26We're so happy to have you.
25:28You look so good.
25:29Wow.
25:30Take your seats.
25:31Yeah, sit down.
25:32So this is the Couchside Kiki, okay?
25:34See, my nickname is Kiki.
25:35No.
25:36Okay.
25:37My mom calls me Kiki.
25:38This is perfect.
25:39We're about to have a good Kiki now.
25:41I'm a dancer, and I so look up to you in your movement quality and just everything you exude.
25:49How long have you been a mover?
25:51Because it seems like forever.
25:52Forever.
25:53Yeah, since I was a kid.
25:54I started ballet when I was like two.
25:55It shows.
25:56But I've always been a bit awkward, actually.
25:57You can sort of see it.
25:58I'm a little, like, nerdy and awkward, and that's actually because I'm ambidextrous.
26:01Oh, okay.
26:02And I have a dual-dominant brain.
26:04Do you have a favorite performance memory?
26:07One of the coolest memories was performing at Wembley Stadium.
26:10Wow.
26:11It's the first time I experienced, like, when they say the crowd high.
26:14There's nothing like that.
26:15I got actually high, and I got lost.
26:19Like, I was on this thrust stage, and I went down, and I was just like...
26:23I'll have what she's having.
26:25I know.
26:26Speaking of being lost, one of my favorite personal songs ever is Idaway.
26:33This music video, because it's a one-shot video, how did you come with that idea?
26:38Uh, I was broke.
26:39I couldn't afford an editor.
26:41Yes.
26:42I couldn't afford an editor.
26:43Yes.
26:44Couch High Kiki is going good.
26:46They're seeming to connect with Kaiza.
26:48I don't know.
26:49It's better than the realness.
26:50I'm gonna tell you that.
26:51Now, we're about to go into our favorite segment, all right?
26:54So, this is rapid-fire questions, all right?
26:57And you just answer with the first thing that pops up in your mouth.
26:59Okay, I'm scared.
27:00Don't be scared.
27:01Don't be scared.
27:02It's a good couch here.
27:03Very good couch.
27:04I love this talk show, by the way.
27:05Oh, thank you.
27:07Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
27:09Now, East Coast or West Coast?
27:11And be careful.
27:12I'm from the East Coast.
27:13Honestly, I find the East Coast more artistic.
27:15It is.
27:16But I like relaxing.
27:17I go to the West Coast to, like, disappear and kind of get into my soul, like, vanish.
27:22Sweet or salty?
27:24Salty.
27:25Sneakers or stilettos?
27:27I know.
27:29I like the sneakers stilettos.
27:31Have you seen those?
27:32Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:34Ketchup on poutine.
27:36Agree?
27:37No.
27:38Okay, okay.
27:39I'm good.
27:40Gravy.
27:41I'm there with you.
27:42I'm trying to be inclusive here, but I'm with you.
27:45That's all the time we have.
27:47Thank you so much for taking the time to Kiki with us.
27:50Tune in tomorrow, where we will be joined by Brad Goresky.
27:54Where has he been?
27:56We will find out.
27:58I'm Sammy.
27:59I'm PM.
28:00And I'm Velma.
28:01Thanks for sitting with us at Couchside Kiki.
28:07Wow.
28:08I'm just really happy with what we did.
28:10Everything was so fast, but I have just a good feeling about it.
28:16It's elimination day and some of these girls should be really worried because they forgot that a daytime talk show is still supposed to be entertaining.
28:22It's TV.
28:23We did really fucking good.
28:24None of us fucking stumble.
28:26I can acknowledge when I don't do well, but I can acknowledge when I do fucking well.
28:30And I did fucking well this week.
28:32I feel like we did do well.
28:33I feel like it really depends on the taste of the judges per each segment.
28:36You know what I mean?
28:37She was having fun with us.
28:39I really feel like she was having fun.
28:40Yeah.
28:41She said it.
28:42She said it.
28:43That's the thing.
28:44We were having a Kiki.
28:45After seeing all these shady bitches have fake ass alliances, I'm gonna go align myself with the two realest people in this room.
28:52I think we need to get real right now because I haven't felt like I have anyone that really has my back.
29:01And I would love to have a weirdo clown alliance.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Of course.
29:07Let's just do that trio.
29:09Like the three clowns.
29:10Why not?
29:11I feel like these two are two people that I can rely on.
29:14And even for the weirdo queens, we had very daytime looks.
29:17Oh, my God.
29:18Yeah.
29:19Yeah.
29:20It's time to send in the clowns.
29:25I don't know how many of you guys know this.
29:27I don't think I've shared it with that many people unless they knew like my day job about like a year or two ago for like six years.
29:32I was in the military.
29:34Like that was like my regular job.
29:36Wow.
29:37And while I did that, like I still did drag and I would get into drag like on the bases and like go to my show.
29:43That's iconic.
29:45And they knew.
29:46I didn't hide it.
29:47Like I never changed my voice.
29:48I never changed anything because like I've always wanted to be unapologetically myself.
29:52As I was there a longer time and more years, like people would like come out to me and stuff and say like how cool it was to see someone so queer and stuff in the army.
30:00But they're like just the fact that you can do that is like super cool.
30:03And honestly, that brought me so much joy.
30:05Delce, have you ever like used a gun or like shot a gun or like done any of that?
30:09Girl, yes, I used to.
30:11I can like do like a machine gun, a regular gun.
30:14I can like take them apart, put them back together blindfolded, honey.
30:17Like what?
30:18Yes, honey.
30:19Yes.
30:20Yes.
30:21Literally.
30:22Yes.
30:23Like Dulce knows how to assemble a gun blindfolded.
30:26Van, you in danger, girl.
30:28So we have a really exciting runway today.
30:31A perp walk to remember.
30:34Yes.
30:35What do you guys have?
30:37My runway today is probably the one that I'm most proud of.
30:42I am going to be talking about the bathhouse raids in the 80s.
30:47Oh.
30:48In Toronto, actually, there were bathhouses being raided and men, trans people, queer people were dragged out just in their skimpies, maybe undressed.
30:59And a lot of them were arrested just for being themselves in a space that they thought they could call home.
31:06And so I am going to be one of the people who got pulled out today.
31:11I love that.
31:12I'm pretty stoked.
31:13Sammy, what are you doing?
31:14I need to know.
31:15I'm going full silly.
31:17My whole thing is illegal injections.
31:20That's like what I'm arrested for.
31:22I'm going to be botched on the runway.
31:25As opposed to.
31:26As opposed to.
31:27As opposed to.
31:29As opposed to.
31:30What about you, Van?
31:32Mine's really personal.
31:34This last year I was diagnosed with HIV positive.
31:36Aww.
31:37Um, and one of the first things that happened was this person called me and said, like,
31:44hey, like, there's someone to talk to you about, like, all the legal issues.
31:48And I was like, what legal issues?
31:49And she was like, well, if you don't disclose your status when you're asleep with people,
31:52you can get charged with aggravated sexual assault.
31:55And I was like, even if I was undetectable, she's like, yep, it doesn't matter.
31:58You have to always disclose it.
32:00Um, or you could get arrested.
32:03When I, like, found out I had HIV positive, I was just like, I just couldn't believe it.
32:07And I felt guilty, but also, like, sad.
32:11Like, I felt like I did something wrong.
32:13Like, why did I feel that way?
32:15Like, why is, like, my first reaction that I, like, should feel bad?
32:18So my look is inspired by, I guess, my fears of, like, having my status used against me in a way that is, like, criminal,
32:28and, like, could result in, like, I don't know, me going to jail or, like, just, like, being discriminated against.
32:33Like, a lot of the fear has been, like, not getting upset with myself and, like, I'm not the problem.
32:40And it's, like, hard to unlearn.
32:44I love you so much.
32:48Oh my god, I can't wait to see you.
32:50I just, like, feel like I don't know who I am anymore.
32:54Like, like, I just, like, don't know.
32:56Yeah, I don't know.
32:58Sorry to, like, express.
33:00Yeah.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Coming on here, I really want to, like, just show people a different side of it
33:06and that it's not everything you see in movies and TV shows and you don't get diagnosed if you're positive one day
33:12and the next day you have AIDS and you're on your deathbed.
33:14There's a lot of stigma within the community about it, which is unfortunate and it's really sad.
33:20I want to learn more about what being A3 positive is and I want to break my own stigmas about it.
33:25If I could, like, sit back at the end of my life or my career in drag and be like, oh, I made a difference,
33:31that's, like, the best prize.
33:34How could you ask for anything better?
33:36Be patient with yourself and remember that you don't have to rush to figure everything out right now.
33:42No, totally.
33:43You can take your time.
33:45I'm honestly really proud of Vann in this moment for being so vulnerable.
33:48I know that she is somebody that's kind of guarded, she has this hard exterior,
33:52and I know that it is a huge step for her to come out and share her status with us.
33:57We love you, girl.
33:59We love you.
34:00I appreciate it.
34:01I love you, bitch.
34:02Love you, too.
34:13Come with me.
34:28Come with you, girl.
34:33welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race she's my angel of the airwaves
34:39and Canada's sweetheart it's Tracy Melshore hey hey Tracy you've
34:45interviewed more a-list celebrities than anybody I can think of I know more than
34:49you can count so more than seven precisely and he's my favorite gossip
34:55girl it's style superstar Carson Kressley XOXO Brooklyn and she always
35:02hits the right note it's chart-topper Kiza how did our talk show host make you
35:07feel oh they made me want to hide away oh this week we challenged our queens to
35:15dish on daytime TV racers start store engines and may the best drag queen win
35:23category is a perp walk to remember first up saltina shaker the iron maiden is a medieval
35:34torture device there are spikes in it and it slowly closes and eventually you get very holy
35:41as I walk out of it I have these beads dripping accentuating the holes in my body can someone
35:48please get her a band-aid I am this medieval girl who stole a piece of bread I know I'm guilty but
35:55bitch I was good but I will need some rubbing alcohol for the wounds well that didn't middle age well
36:02next Dulce oh girl I just went to the mall I'm like taking stuff left and right I made sure to wear
36:11my big jacket but I didn't take the ink pad off before I stole it so I kind of exploded money can't
36:18buy a class but it can buy your ass I just stole a little makeup palette a little brush because there's
36:25no discount better than a five-figure discount now caramel this is bullshit here I was going for a
36:34stroll to the financial district took a stop at the bank and somehow I got this blue dial over me how
36:40did that happen now this is a look you can take to the bank in the purse of course I already get my
36:45bail money so honey I am not worried this will put a stain on our permanent record what was she inking
36:51and now Ebony LaBelle serving justice I am wearing a gorgeous bodysuit with this beautiful chiffon
37:03train it is a love letter to Miss Marsha P Johnson she died at Stonewall no one died at Stonewall
37:10nobody died I'm strutting down that runway giving them that classic Ebony stomp but then I'm also
37:16ready to throw the damn brick of the damn judges okay because don't mess with me because if I'm not in the
37:20top this brick gonna get you next Van Gogh so my look is highlighting the whole of the justice system
37:28and how people living with HIV just don't really get a fair shot of it sometimes and I am shedding
37:34the chains and the weight of these fucked up laws oh hey girl let's link up I feel like I'm showing the
37:42judges not only a great look but also like who I am and which scary and now Maya Fox
37:50Island yeah Prince Edward Island yeah she is the village trollop but you know in those days you didn't
37:58have to do too much Miss Thing only just showed her ankles and it was over so they're tying her up they're
38:03throwing her in the slammer honey because she was trying to get herself a man girl this is the stupidest
38:09prettiest shit I've ever done in my life all right it is man of green gables walking up in here
38:15next PM my runway today is totally inspired by the bathhouse raids in the 80s in Toronto I want to make
38:27sure that I'm flexing my muscles sniffing my pits being a little bit masculine for once on this runway
38:34this jug is filled with dirty socks and lots of underwear and there is fluid that I am going to be
38:48drinking whether you like it or not refreshing jock water gulp gulp bitches now Velma Jones my story is
38:59that she wanted to have the control of all the maple syrup she jumped into one of the bins filled
39:06with maple syrup to hide but it was too late but the police were kind enough to let her have paper napkins
39:12talk about a sticky situation oh my god my fur is ruined and like I just wanted to have all the
39:20paper syrup for myself I'm not sure how I feel about this look I'm waffling and finally Sammy
39:30Lamvery oh gosh she knows how to inject a little fun into a look my inspiration for this runway is the
39:39over feeling of the gays in our community they have gone too far she found her injections on Facebook
39:46marketplace and got them done in the Tim Hortons parking lot but you know what she's still living
39:53that's called ho talks welcome queens based on your talk show talent and runway presentations the judges
40:05have made some decisions when I call your name please step forward Van Gogh Maya Fox Velma Jones
40:16you are safe you may leave the stage the rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
40:29now it's time for the judges critiques first up Saltina Shaker oh as a team you were prepared and you had
40:40done your research but it was missing the dynamic talk show energy when you watch a talk show it's a
40:47back and forth it's a volley and I really felt like that was missing it felt a little bit flat and this
40:54is a daytime talk show it's supposed to be lively and engaging and it felt more like monologues and
41:00conversations you know in a daytime format people are sitting at home during the day and they kind of
41:04want to be part of the party you kind of wanted to see you know you gals kiki-ing about important
41:10things but having a fun time doing it I loved your look your body looks amazing fantastic and I you
41:16just I gagged when you came out of that medieval thing I would have loved some more medievalish hair
41:22to go with it but I appreciated the reveal and I think this is a really cool take on a perp walk
41:28thank you next up Dulce hi you were the lead moderator and that is probably the toughest job
41:35on a daytime talk show and I think you took that so seriously that you kind of got lost in the script
41:41you were well researched and you were ready to talk about your topics but it was almost like you were
41:46too ready there was a bit of a seriousness all the way through it felt like the TV turned on and you
41:53turned off I really loved a lot of moments of what you were saying but um I felt just your body language
41:59was closed to the camera you could have just kind of opened your body up so we could see you a little
42:04more this is one of my favorite looks I've seen you in it's young it's fresh it's funky it's a little
42:10bit banshee a little bit shoplifting on Sesame Street which I love I wish I got a little bit more
42:16shoplifter from it I wish you would have pulled like 10,000 things just to really sell the idea what story
42:22you're telling next up caramel hey I get the sense that you are a quiet personality and you're not the
42:30loudest person in the room which is something I can very much relate to I'm the same way but challenges
42:35like these are extra hard for us because we really have to go outside of our comfort zone and we have
42:41to go triple what we think we should be doing it was about the energy level and I think that if you're
42:47not the most extroverted person act just fake it till you make it first of all I actually think you
42:54have such a strong presence and I just felt yeah maybe you were playing it a little bit safe I think
42:59this look I know this is a bank robber gets shot with like you know the dye that identifies you as
43:05the robber I wasn't really getting that from this look I think the problem for me is the color I would
43:11have loved if you had done a really contrasting color so the blue dye really popped on it for me
43:15I think it's a very cool concept I just don't think it's quite fully realized thank you so much
43:21next up Ebony LaBelle you were made for TV I just wanted to watch you forever you really brought the
43:28audience in and you made it fun I love the wig I love the look the beat was beaten I was channeling
43:35you oh stop it I literally got ready and was like I look like Tracy Marshall right now well I'm
43:40flattered you're magnetic you I was drawn in I had so much fun I really felt like I was in the room
43:46when you're comfortable the audience is comfortable and that's gold for daytime television your look
43:51tonight you know the fact that you're paying tribute to Marsha P Johnson her impact is immeasurable
43:57it's a little bit simple for me and there's a little bit of a fit issue with the crotch especially
44:03if we're doing something like a bodysuit we have to make sure it fits perfectly next up PM hi PM hi I
44:11think that's funny that your name is PM but you're really you're an AM kind of queen because you belong
44:18on daytime I've done so many interviews and this was one of my favorites of like my whole career you
44:25connected to our special guest Kaiza dancer to dancer and you also showed her that you were
44:31listening to her you showed your personality without taking over thank you your look tonight I am equally
44:40delighted and disgusted yay I feel like this is PM core and you also brought attention to a really
44:46important moment in our queer history just in a slightly more disgusting way a little bit last but
44:53certainly not least Sammy Landry you did such a good job being the mediator of the group like I
45:01did feel like you really anchored the the whole talk show when Kaiza spoke about feeling like she was
45:09high at Wembley Stadium you're like I'll have what she's having you were just really listening and
45:14responding and having fun I really really enjoyed you and I did not know how you were going to do in
45:18this challenge so you really surprised me this week thank you this look looks like somebody put
45:23Jimbo in the microwave this is a kind of level of crazy and manic and weird that I want to see from
45:31you you're like Cindy Lou who's slutty cougar stepmom Tanya Lou who based on the judges critiques we have made some decisions
45:43Sammy Landry in the challenge and on the runway you were the name on everyone's lips
45:51Ebony LaBelle this week you spilled the tea and we loved every drop PM you were a daytime delight and on
46:03the runway you served the bath house down boots Sammy Landry congratulations you are the winner of this week's maxi
46:13challenge thank you you have won $5,000 cash courtesy of community one foundation
46:21ebony p.m. great work this week thank you saltina dulce caramel I'm sorry but that means you are the bottom
46:32queens this week Sammy as this week's winner you have earned the power of the golden beaver granting you
46:39the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life as you untuck the bottom
46:46three may plead their case you may leave the stage yeah pick up your feet I gotta tidy up I gotta make
46:57sure this sets nice and clean girls will be here any minute hurry up it's a little messy so we got the
47:03man of green gables you know doing a little bit of housekeeping her east coast is really coming out
47:08here oh they're back oh my god we've been cleaning up coming into untucked I feel so great I won this
47:17week I feel fucking amazing I'm aware baby $5,000 I'm gonna go get some real injections who are the
47:30other girls in the top yeah okay I have landed in the fucking top and this makes me so excited surprise bitches I'm in the bottom yeah they just want me to like I guess like break out in my shell more I get it it's like drag it's better to go big rather than to go home so this is my first time here and it honestly it fucking
48:00sucks I know that I'm retreating a little bit I don't want that to be the reason why I go I'm not
48:09fitting into the background I refuse I'm realizing that I'm fucking worth it that I'm deserving of being
48:16here that I'm here for a reason and that I am fucking talented let's say what did they say about you I
48:22just feel fucking like so stupid I thought I was in the fucking top so it makes me feel like oh obviously
48:30not like I view my drag differently I really thought I was in the top and I was gonna win and I feel like the
48:37dumbest bitch ever for like thinking that I try to listen and think of like how to do what they want
48:43this to do and I do the best and it doesn't work when has the challenge ever asked you to be serious dry and
48:54monotone kind of like your vagina I have something I want to ask from the bottom three I want to hear
49:04why you want to stay but I think also I want to hear if you stay what are specific things that you
49:12know you need to work on to go better in this competition spicy girl who dynamite you Brooklyn
49:19all of a sudden you're like well tell me how you're gonna improve yourself bitch how are you gonna improve
49:24yourself you still shit well I will go first I'm often afraid to come across as ironically too confident
49:32I feel that at any point that I am someone is gonna tear me down someone's gonna tell me that I don't deserve
49:38what the fuck I have I relate to that yeah and this competition has made me realize that you know what
49:44maybe I do deserve this maybe I do deserve my tiktok following maybe I do deserve that win
49:49I've knocked down all those walls the self-doubt the overconfidence the arrogance the fear I want
49:57to know what's next I'm saying no matter what I bet you wish you gave the beaver to Sammy now
50:04baby put Saltina in the bottom to make her lip sync let's go you want to get the top four spot you
50:13want to win let's see it girl fuck friendships coming here I want to show that I'm more than just
50:19somebody that can twirl on stage I want to show more my personality it's insane the amount of
50:23growth I feel like I've learned and grown as a person and I want to continue that I want to
50:28continue to show it and to prove it fuck the noise I'm just gonna say what I have to say save me don't
50:34save me I'll turn it out well I think I'm the only one of these two that hasn't said that you should
50:38have been in the bottom or gone home so take that consideration no you said it I'm a fucking fierce
50:44queen you got like everything I do I've gone through like so much fucking shit and always made
50:50it through the other end I will get through this as well I will be here no matter what because I'm
50:55supposed to be here I deserve to be saved because I wasn't the worst this week and like girl I'll give
51:01you a vape I could save Saltina she's a great friend of mine but she is a threat I could save caramelt
51:09she didn't do that bad in the challenge but she is a lip-sync assassin looking at Dulce she's wearing
51:18my earrings if she goes home she might steal them oh my god that's a lot to think about
51:23welcome back Queens Stammy Landry heavy is the hand that holds the beaver who do you want to
51:38stay from the chomping block the queen that I choose to save is Saltina well I'll be damned
51:49I love you Saltina Shaker you are out of the woods this week you may join your sisters at the back
52:00I love you love you Dulce caramel I'm sorry but this means you are both up for elimination two
52:13queens stand before us prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of dancing
52:21and crying by Kaiser this is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination
52:28the time has come for you to lip-sync for your life good luck and don't fuck it
52:47from ahead
52:50i just said
52:51some are saying and why they got
52:56some are saying you can never go a thankful
52:58having
52:59baby we're getting strengthening
53:00never could imagine
53:02we're ready for America
53:04a whole time future
53:06is set to remove
53:08when no body' can
53:12You won't lose yourself, lose control
53:17When you get there, you'll slow it goes down
53:21You can talk with your body, you can dance with your soul
53:26I feel it crying, that's the start of the show
53:29Let your feelings drop down low, then go back to the floor
53:33It's time to leave the bed, but we're where we're about to go, yeah
53:38Tonight, it's getting an option, and when you lose yourself, it's all that I lose control
53:44We will all get out of life, but we'll never be the same
53:49What we're losing, we'll be fighting, cause we're dancing and we're crying
53:53You can bring a boy in the air
54:06Tonight, it's getting an option, and when you're crying
54:09So I'm saying you can never think of magic
54:13So I'm saying you can never go, then what ain't gonna happen
54:17Baby, what are you gonna do? I never could imagine
54:21Never could imagine
54:23Go on and fly off the radar
54:26Go on and fly off the radar
54:28We are assuming drips
54:30But I'm on a little more, let it go, let it go
54:32Oh, oh, I can tell them all
54:34Oh, oh, come on, baby
54:36That's what you know
54:38Sometimes you just have to go
54:44Where nobody can fall
54:48Lose yourself
54:50Who's gonna talk
54:52Let's get to your story, cause it's the start
54:56Double whammy
54:59Yay!
55:00Ha-ha-ha
55:31You two are phenomenal.
55:39Please come perform with me sometime.
55:41It would be amazing.
55:43Queens, we have made our decision.
55:50Caramelk, Shantae, you stay.
55:55Thank you so much.
55:58You may join the others.
55:59I love you so much.
56:01I'm so happy to be here.
56:03Let's see what this is.
56:05Fuck.
56:09Dulce, a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet.
56:14We love you.
56:15I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much being here means to me.
56:23Thank you for everything.
56:25Now sashay away.
56:32Love you so much.
56:33Well, I knew I should have gone for Drag Race Mexico.
56:38Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:49Well, no.
56:50I wish I could say, well, yes.
56:52But it is what it is.
56:54Oh, my God.
56:54I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye.
56:57Girl, that's why they sent me home.
56:59I want people to know that, like, I worked really hard.
57:02If someone, like, that came from, like, where I'm from and that, like, looks what I look like, made it on to here, like, so can you?
57:10This was such a big dream of mine to be here, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I wouldn't take it back.
57:15Bye, y'all.
57:17And I'm keeping this.
57:18I don't give a fuck.
57:24Condragulations, queens.
57:26You live to slay another day.
57:29But don't get too comfortable.
57:33Next week, two of you will be going home.
57:37Girl, gag it.
57:39Because the slayoffs are back.
57:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
57:46Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
57:49Yay.
57:49The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:52So, remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
57:58Fear!
58:00That's right.
58:01Now, let the music play!
58:02You win, you win, you win, you win, you win.
58:06Paint it on, you wear it well.
58:08Use your suits, you, ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:12Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:16You wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:21Next time on Cannabis Drag Race.
58:23We have the lip sync battle.
58:25I got it!
58:26These lips are ready to lip sync, mama.
58:32Alliance.
58:33Yeah.
58:34If it comes down to it, I'll pass one.
58:37Eat the peeper.
58:37That's the cheat.
58:39You know, people are looking a little sideways.
58:41And I'm sure they would love to see us fall.
58:44Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race lip sync slayoffs?
58:49When I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
58:52Take your moment and have fun on the stage, because I will be advancing.
58:56My face physically hurts from smiling.
58:59Because I don't do it a lot.
59:01I don't do it a lot.
59:32I don't do it a lot.
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