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00:00I'm a queen!
00:03Six queens, one exotic destination,
00:07all under one roof for one whole week.
00:12What could go wrong?
00:15Each queen will reign as a cruise director for a day.
00:18I'm ready to take this day by the bones.
00:23Keeping all these hoes entertained from morning till night.
00:30It all culminates with one sickening performance for the locals.
00:35This ain't no vacation, hunties.
00:38It's a slaycation.
00:41I'm a queen!
00:43Good morning, queens. Are you ready to slay?
01:01Baby! The alarm is going off!
01:04Now, usually I'll be upset about this fucking alarm.
01:08But it is my day. I'm the cruise director.
01:11Let's get to the picture.
01:12Time to get up!
01:13Get up! Get up!
01:14Get up! Get up!
01:15Get up! Get up!
01:17Get up! Get up!
01:18Get up! Get up!
01:19Shut up!
01:20Baby, wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
01:22It's time to go!
01:23Oh, God!
01:24Baby, I am still the struggle bus to get up, bitch.
01:28Get up! It's my day!
01:30Get up! It's my day!
01:31My girl came in my room, jumped on my bed,
01:33shook a little ass, got me awake.
01:35Come on, bitch!
01:36Yes!
01:37Wake it up! Wake it up!
01:38Wake it up!
01:39Candy is what I call a drag queen party favor.
01:42Let's go!
01:43Girl, here she go.
01:44Now, I know Candy, and she's a girl that can get down.
01:48Not calling her, like, a bitch, a slut, a whore,
01:51or anything like that, but the girl has a good time.
01:54Come on, bitches!
01:55I'll be damned if a bitch is bored on Candy Meese's day.
01:59Boa is coming down.
02:01Where's Miss Boa?
02:05I'm just laying there thinking about my conversation
02:08with the girls last night.
02:10Part of my recovery when I went into my program
02:14to quit drugs and alcohol, I found out I had HIV,
02:17and here I am, newly sober,
02:20and I don't really know what to do with myself
02:23because I can't dirty drugs and alcohol,
02:25and...
02:26I just want to say something.
02:28I didn't even know this.
02:30And, like, you're too...
02:32You're too out of a sister.
02:34I'm so sorry.
02:36You put you in either way how I did.
02:39And that's really strong for you to say.
02:42No, honestly, I'm really sorry.
02:44I feel like it was heavy,
02:47but I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest.
02:50I'm just so proud of her
02:52for kind of openly telling the world,
02:55and that takes balls.
02:58That was, like, really real.
03:00They were intense.
03:01And that was brave.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Towards the end of the conversation,
03:04y'all kind of, like, made amends.
03:05Boa, I commend you,
03:06and honestly, I love you.
03:08Sometimes situations like this make you realize
03:10how, like, how short life really is.
03:12Holding grudges against people, like,
03:14and all that isn't really, like, you know,
03:16like, why not try to build a relationship
03:18out of this experience going forward, you know?
03:22Yeah.
03:23I just have my thoughts on that whole thing.
03:24I don't think that that being revealed
03:27should be the thing to make you have
03:29a change of heart about her.
03:30It's a thing that so many people face,
03:33I don't think, I feel like things like that
03:35kind of just perpetuates the whole stigma around it.
03:38True.
03:39Because it makes her seem like,
03:40I feel like it's now like a sympathy friend,
03:42where it's like, oh, no, I'm gonna be your friend
03:44because you have this ailment against you.
03:47It's like, I feel like that's kind of just, like,
03:49what's the, like, you can still dislike her.
03:51Oh, yeah.
03:52It's just, I don't think that...
03:53No, I get what you say for sure.
03:54That should be the cause of you liking her.
03:56It's like, now you feel bad, you know?
03:58No, for sure.
03:59Because she's just like anybody else.
04:00But it was, it was a beautiful moment last night.
04:02It was.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Like, I was emotional.
04:05We need to realize so that, like, like,
04:08A to V is not, like, a death sentence,
04:09you know what I mean?
04:10Like, that was, like, a long time ago.
04:11Like, I have so much friends that, like,
04:13they live normal lives, like, they're healthy.
04:16I just felt like all of yesterday,
04:19we bonded a lot more than we have already,
04:23and I think that can only be for the good, right?
04:26Yeah.
04:27I agree.
04:28Good morning.
04:29Hi, girls.
04:30Hi, girls.
04:31How are we?
04:32Yes.
04:33You've got to do our turn.
04:34How are you feeling?
04:35Good.
04:36I'm feeling amazing.
04:37How are you guys feeling?
04:38Good.
04:39We're doing well.
04:40We're feeling like Boa Day was a day of rest and success,
04:42baby.
04:43Yes, baby.
04:44And it wasn't even Sunday, bitch.
04:45How are you feeling?
04:46I love it.
04:47I'm feeling great.
04:48And I'm feeling, like, closer to all you guys,
04:49so thank you again for being so into yesterday,
04:53in tune with yourselves, and being open-minded about it.
04:56Honestly, I'm growing close to this group,
04:58and I'm really glad I'm able to share with you guys
05:00and feel comfortable and consider you guys a new set of friends.
05:04Yes.
05:05Absolutely.
05:06All right.
05:07Enough with the emotional shit, Mama.
05:10Let's get this day started.
05:12Oh, it's candy day.
05:13I'm a crazy-ass bitch, which means we are in for some crazy-ass activities.
05:17Do you want to know what we're going to do?
05:18Tell us!
05:19Ah!
05:20Knowing candy, it'll involve alcohol, some classy drugs, and a good time.
05:27We're going to go axe-throwing.
05:29Axe.
05:30Oh, my God, bitch.
05:31Like, axe.
05:32We're going to be throwing-
05:33My axe.
05:34At each other.
05:35If you want to.
05:36Oh.
05:37Fuck me.
05:40My gay-ass axe-throwing.
05:43I'd rather show you my axe-wound.
05:46And yes, that's a vagina joke.
05:48Let's go get dressed, let's go get ready,
05:50and I'll meet your doggy in a few minutes.
05:52Ready?
05:53Yeah!
05:54All right!
05:55That's the day!
05:56Now, I'm hoping that one of the girls slips up on the steaks
05:59and hits the other girl with an axe.
06:01Oh, let's do this.
06:06I've never been axe-throwing.
06:09However, I've never pole danced, and I won that.
06:13I've never ice-skated, and I won that.
06:18And I have built a snowman, and I am known for having stunning passion,
06:21so that wasn't surprising.
06:22So, maybe, I'll win this little axe-throwing thing, and get my fourth little sash.
06:31No.
06:32No.
06:35Maybe.
06:36Let's go!
06:37Let's go!
06:38Let's go!
06:39Let's go!
06:40Let's go, bitch!
06:41We got some ass to throw!
06:45First of all, I want everyone to say hi to the little Miss Tiara!
06:48Hi, Tiara!
06:49This is my girl.
06:50I am the cruise director today.
06:52However, she collapses, so she's not going on.
06:54But she will be here, so respect her.
06:57Thank you very much.
06:58Yes, respectfully.
06:59Now, are we excited?
07:01I'm so excited!
07:03Candy, I know this is your day, girl.
07:05Girl.
07:06Are we going to have some tequila?
07:07Ooh!
07:08Maybe!
07:09Ooh!
07:10Not with the axes, though.
07:12Bitch!
07:13Are we fine?
07:14Maybe!
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16Has anybody thrown axes before?
07:18No.
07:19For legal reasons, I can't see whether I have or haven't.
07:23It's a very manly sport, but today the girls will play.
07:27Well, girls.
07:28Well, girls, we shall play!
07:34We're here!
07:35We're ready for the day!
07:36We're ready for the day!
07:38Girl, so we are going to throw some axes.
07:41We get to the venue, and it looks just like the barn that Candy was raised in.
07:45Oh!
07:47Ooh, that is cutsy!
07:50Hi, ladies.
07:51Hi!
07:52Welcome to Axe Blue Mountain.
07:54I love the plaid.
07:55The ladies always do.
07:56Right?
07:58Batman is fine and thick like the brawny paper towel.
08:01I am just like, clean up all this mess that I am in my life.
08:06These.
08:07Have you thrown axes?
08:08No.
08:09Have you slayed queens before?
08:10Yeah!
08:12I've slayed a whole season, all the...
08:14I've made my decision.
08:19The UK's next drag race superstar is...
08:27Lawrence Chaney.
08:28Yay!
08:35Condragulations, Lawrence.
08:37Who's ready for the purple ring?
08:40Yay!
08:42Cloak.
08:43That.
08:44Tea.
08:45All right, before we get to Axe, we're gonna have a little treat for you guys.
08:47I'm sure you love tequila.
08:48Ah!
08:49I told you!
08:50Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:54Cheers, queers!
08:56Head back.
08:57To love.
08:58To owner.
08:59If you can't come in her, come owner.
09:01That was out for real tequila too.
09:02That was out for real tequila too.
09:08So, here's your axe you'll be using.
09:10I'll give you the black shaft with the red tip.
09:14Oh.
09:15Oh.
09:16Okay.
09:17You wanna grip the shaft with two hands.
09:18Oh yeah.
09:20You wanna start from the black line, take a step in.
09:24Ah!
09:25Round of six.
09:26Well, five and a half.
09:28So, next will be your turn.
09:30Ha ha!
09:31Listen, I am so excited.
09:32I know the activities this week has been a little bit challenging.
09:35Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:37You got it, you got it, you got it.
09:39Are you too scared?
09:40Okay.
09:41Girl!
09:42Do it again.
09:44Yes!
09:45You gotta get a little sweet.
09:46Yeah!
09:47You gotta, you gotta get a little sweet.
09:48No, no, no, no.
09:49That's hard.
09:50I think that this is up my alley, baby.
09:53Fuck!
09:54Stupid bitch!
09:55Fuck!
09:56Cunt bitch!
09:57It was gonna close.
10:00Oh!
10:01You almost had it!
10:02I never thought that I would be some, like, world-class axe thrower.
10:07Girl, what the fuck?
10:08I don't know.
10:09I think mine is, like, broken or something.
10:11Axe throwing just is not my thing.
10:13Ew!
10:14This is so, like, masculine.
10:16Like, it's a little too, like, rough and, like, gritty.
10:19I just don't have that in these, like, delicate little hands and wrists and arms.
10:24I'm nobody's viking, okay?
10:30I'm missing some, and I'm hitting some.
10:35Woo!
10:37Woo!
10:41I'm not exactly hitting the bullseye, but I think I'm doing, like, okay.
10:45I don't like the boomerang effect that that one had.
10:52I am trying as hard as I can, but I don't seem to be getting the knack of it.
10:58I don't think I'm made out for throwing axes at things.
11:02Girl, Lawrence!
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh, you had that, though.
11:09All my ex-boyfriends will be very happy about that.
11:12You wanna try?
11:13Yes, well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
11:17Oh, it's a reveal!
11:24Girl.
11:26Fucking Carrie.
11:28Carrie's 60% silicone, but I'm praying for her.
11:31Carrie, how'd you feel?
11:33Violin.
11:35Good.
11:39Bullseye!
11:42Dangerous woman!
11:52Carrie's a maniac, girl.
11:54Listen, I don't know if I was a serial killer in my past life, but every single time I throw this axe, it hits the bullseye, baby.
12:04Damn Carrie again!
12:07Bitch!
12:08Why is Carrie hitting the bullseye so much times?
12:12That's crazy!
12:14I'm actually kind of good, okay.
12:16I'm very gagged by Carrie's axe-throwing.
12:18She's, like, doing a really amazing job, and axe-throwing is something that's, I guess you could say, masculine, and Carrie is so, so feminine.
12:26If you walk past her, it's like getting a shot of estrogen.
12:28But trans women can do it all.
12:31One more time.
12:33Carrie is a killer, girl.
12:36But, girl, Miss Candy, I thought the muse was going to be good.
12:41And...
12:42Ah!
12:46The muse is not doing too well.
12:48Clock that tea!
12:51Oh!
12:52Ooh, I'm out!
12:53Mama, this axe and this wood, they sticking together.
12:59Why aren't you sticking?
13:00I think this board doesn't like me.
13:02The other bitches over here are having a good old time.
13:05Nice!
13:10Me?
13:13Ah!
13:15Just look away.
13:16Look away.
13:19Ah!
13:23I have a card!
13:24Come here, come here!
13:25Come here, babe!
13:27I'm a queen!
13:28Queen!
13:29I hope we've all had enough practice because we are putting a twist on the game.
13:35Bang, marry, and because we're queens.
13:38Slay!
13:40In each lane, there is a headshot of every one of us.
13:44First, put a condo on the queen you would bang.
13:49Oh, here we go.
13:50I'm gonna fuck Candy.
13:51Here we go.
13:53That's my girl.
13:55I mean, hello, we have seen all her nudes.
13:57I mean, now it's bang.
14:01So, I'm gonna go over here.
14:0440 ounce down!
14:06If Candy's in the room, tag team her in because she can beer can her way through.
14:11I'll do Candy because she's local.
14:14Oh!
14:16Who am I gonna bang?
14:19Miss Muse, of course.
14:22Every bitch in here wants to bang me, and of course, why wouldn't you?
14:25Hello?
14:26It's because she has a big dick.
14:30I'm gonna fuck Candy Colby.
14:32She turned me straight.
14:34I mean, she's already ready for it.
14:35Look at her titties.
14:36Candy's got me carrying on.
14:38Um, 40 is I'm absolutely not touching not one of you bitches, so I'm not fucking none of you hoes.
14:46Period.
14:48Put a ring on the queen you would marry.
14:53Let's marry Laurence.
14:55Aww!
14:57Mwah!
14:59I am going to reciprocate my marriage with Jada Shada Hudson.
15:05Here comes the bride.
15:07You're just, you're so good. The cooking.
15:12I'm going to marry...
15:16Miss Carrie Colby!
15:18I do.
15:19I knew that was coming.
15:20I had a feeling.
15:22I am going to...
15:25marry...
15:27Jada because we made up and I love you, my sister.
15:30I'm gonna go to my condo, baby.
15:32Isn't she beautiful?
15:33Not on my face, bitch.
15:37There we go.
15:40I'm going to marry Carrie.
15:43I think that the closet would be sickening.
15:45Sample sizes.
15:47I think I'm very much marriage material.
15:48I think I'm, you're my wife.
15:50Oh.
15:52I love being a lesbian with you.
15:53And lastly, in your axe for the queen you would like to slay in this activity.
16:06The queen who lands their axe closest to their target will be the ultimate queen of slay.
16:13Bring me the axe.
16:15Okay, now it's time to slay this hoe.
16:17Seems correct.
16:20Killer!
16:21Slay this hoe.
16:24Oh!
16:26Off with her head.
16:29You didn't hit me.
16:30It's called the closest to the queen.
16:32That was your close.
16:35I'm gonna slay Carrie.
16:37It's for the closet.
16:38It's for the closet.
16:39I knew it.
16:40Slay her.
16:42Alright.
16:50Bitch, kill me hoe.
16:54This isn't on my side.
16:55I'm alive.
16:56She lives another day.
16:57She lives another day.
16:58She lives another day.
17:01I'm gonna kill...
17:04Lauren.
17:08Bitch.
17:09Okay.
17:10Okay, now you can't throw it while there's a camera in front of you.
17:13Yeah, I know.
17:14Just a reminder.
17:15It's time to start getting these points.
17:16I am pretty competitive and I want a sash, so I'm definitely gonna slay Luxe.
17:31Oh!
17:32She's a maniac.
17:34Listen, Carrie, she's a killer.
17:38Slay queen!
17:39Oh!
17:40Oh!
17:41Oh!
17:42Are you freaking kidding me?
17:43Before, Carrie was actually hitting the wood every single time.
17:58See how quick that table turns!
18:02Close, but no cigar.
18:03You're only gonna slay.
18:04Boa, cause I had to make your bag yesterday.
18:05Period!
18:06Oh my god!
18:07Yeah.
18:08What the fuck?
18:09Look at how beautiful I look.
18:10You can't.
18:11You do look gorgeous, but I'm probably going to miss.
18:12This is the one time you will get it.
18:13Watch.
18:14Slay her.
18:15My god, you fucking bitch.
18:16Yeah, yeah!
18:17Girl, what's your problem?
18:18Why me?
18:19I'm just a little baby.
18:20She died, girl.
18:21She died.
18:22She died.
18:23She died.
18:24She died.
18:25She died.
18:26She died.
18:27She died.
18:28She died.
18:29I did it!
18:30I won!
18:31I won!
18:32I won!
18:33No!
18:34Oh!
18:35Oh my god!
18:36Oh my god!
18:37You fucking bitch.
18:38Yeah, yeah!
18:39Girl, what's your problem?
18:40Why me?
18:41I'm just a little baby.
18:42She died, girl.
18:43She died.
18:44She died.
18:48Whoa!
18:50Miss Lawrence Channey.
18:52She won.
18:53Lawrence?
18:54Yeah!
18:55You won!
18:56I did it!
18:57i did it i won who would have thought my faggot ass would have won an axe thrown thing
19:05am i technically a canadian now is that me past my canadian citizenship
19:13hey thank you so much yeah thank you coming ladies had a great time
19:18bye that was nice way i love that that was like fun as fuck bitch can't do that was a great
19:28that was good right that was such a good idea and i'm not just saying that because i want
19:34look i'm super excited the girls are having a good old time and i'm happy because it's like
19:39giving me that i planned on my day congratulations laurie yeah you said let me throw the axe
19:48girl hey plus it was fun to see whoever wanted to kill mary and bang right it was very interesting
19:58that i was the person that everybody wanted to kill the most interesting but not surprising
20:05i said i want to marry lawrence and lawrence won't matter me oh no so wait when are we doing it
20:10well you never know maybe maybe we'll do it on vacation no it's today's about me
20:15okay so our next activity i'm so excited i want to start the day off a little crazy with the axe
20:28oh yeah and now there are animals involved more animals girls there's already five other animals
20:36girls let's say girls let's say it's giving old mcdonald how to farm give me e-i-i-i-o oh i think
20:46we're here oh my god we're here
20:50wait little ponies i love horses everyone's adrenaline is pumped and the blood is flowing so i'm
20:58taking the girls sleigh riding this is crazy wow hi hi welcome to valley rich family farm oh my god
21:10thanks for having us on a board we'll go for a ride oh my god i'm at the end girl
21:15baby i have never seen a horse this close up before and these horses are huge
21:31okay guys come on let me just say there are a few heavy track wings on this sleigh right now so
21:38these horses are working real real hard oh look what little doggy oh my god you're so cute
21:50there's dogs there's snow there's a sleigh
21:53bitch we might as well be santa claus
21:57i'm here with my friend's donor rudolph
21:59daddy yes did you get the horses huge huge giant they're well fed and well breathed
22:11strong easy boys
22:18this is gorgeous isn't it yeah this is really pretty this is it literally looks like nothing
22:23it looks like we are in some fucking vampire movie it looks spooky it looks beautiful it's like snow
22:29white in the huntsman it is but it's snow white in the huntsman
22:37i love this scenery it just feels like the right thing to do right now it's calming it's so relaxing
22:47the fog wise it's very like scotland scotland very scotland but i will say this is a bit more glamorous
22:56than glasgow where i'm from and the snow is very deep thick and white some of our snow would maybe be yellow
23:09candy honestly you're like slaying this day i'm having a great day very adventurous well the thing is
23:15i'm from the city so i wanted to do something that i would not be able to do you know what that's
23:18so true it's giving very central pay love you for you you know i don't know the weather when i was
23:24very central pay the vibes the vibes
23:33it's so it's so different to experience fun like this rather than being crazy drag queens and partying
23:38at the clubs like right it kind of makes you feel normal and excited about things it makes you feel
23:43normal and like i haven't had any bit of normalcy is that a word yeah yeah it is now
23:54come on candy's finding literacy you know i feel like i haven't felt normal in like the past four
24:01years since i've been like in the public eye and like this has definitely been such a different vibe
24:07obviously we love drag and we love entertaining it's what we do right we wouldn't be doing it if
24:13we didn't love it but i don't think people talk about how lonely drag can be sometimes you know you
24:17if people expect you to be this happy person and the reality is you are at the bar at the club the
24:22arena wherever you're performing all night and then you have people screaming for you and they love you
24:25so much and then you go home until you're four walls and you're like oh right yeah especially when you're
24:33traveling and stuff like you don't see your friends all the time you don't see your family you're
24:38traveling alone most of the time yeah you're like it's like it is the like worst thing like just being
24:44in a hotel room by yourself sometimes it's very isolating and it gets very like lonely for sure it's
24:51actually really difficult you know to sometimes just stop and really live in the moment it's a world of
24:57major polarity it's like it's one extreme to the other yeah i do a lot of fast-paced work i fly all
25:05over the place i never really kind of take time to look back at it and appreciate it i am having so
25:11much fun it's so relaxing so this is like definitely this is like nice to be able to do this and freezing
25:20you're having fun yeah this is kind of cool this is so pretty but it's gorgeous i know and it really
25:28meant what they said last night i want to like you know let us like help some more and everything
25:33yeah no yeah like you know like you're one of the toronto girly yeah of course you know you're on
25:38drag race i was on drag race like not everyone goes through what we went through only a handful of
25:45people yeah now we're doing all this obviously this experience so you know i just want to make sure that
25:50boa knows that like i really want to you know start building a friendship with her when we get back
25:56home maybe like even text each other on the phone and say girl you remember maybe this vacation it was
26:02over you know at the bar you know when they when they say um but we'll come and have a shot you better
26:08come girl it's fine i'll give you some red bull give me some red bull girl it was a red bull i'll do the
26:12tequila you'll do the red bull okay deal sounds good i love you i'm really happy jada took that moment
26:17to speak with boa it's a mature thing to make up with someone and really let bygones be bygones
26:25now kit i love you no seriously like yeah yeah like this is really cool and i'm really glad that
26:30it's a really good experience like able to get the time together and enjoy each other's company
26:34we're like chilling and literally like creating new relationships so seriously listen i am not going
26:40to throw any shade i'm not going to throw any daggers about getting close and trauma bonding
26:45but i guess we're gonna see on vacation look where we are i love this so good
26:55i think it looks it's cold uh-huh girl the camera's looking for you
27:01it's giving goblin porn no just kidding i hate the cold so this is um exactly what i expected very real and
27:11i did not i did not enjoy that aspect of the trip but everything else um it was really sickening it is
27:18freezing up here at this very moment the only thing i want right now is a meal in a warm indoor place
27:26oh my god yes baby whoa boys whoa boys bye bye horsey thank you so much
27:38child let me run to this bus honey i can't feel my feet girl
27:47that was like a winter wonderland oh but it was fun i wanted to bring out something different something
27:53cool for the girls i don't know about you girls but i'm tired of being in the house eating so i plan
27:58for us to go out tonight to eat and drink there we go
28:02bitch it has been a long ass day so it's time to go out to a pub and just have a good old time
28:08girl here we go hello hey guys how's it going can we get a table for six yeah you're looking to eat
28:15drink uh yeah eat and drink yes but i was like can i get around the shots as well yes are we thinking
28:21spicy like tequila tequila i knew it girl of course candy would get us out of the house for a field trip
28:28and take us to a bar for dinner uh well diva should we do a cheers let's do a cheers we had a wonderful day
28:36today today yeah just put it away axe throwing axe throwing slay slaying and a vacation coming to an
28:42unreal dude all right to our slaycation everybody to you tomorrow yeah
28:55ooh baby that will definitely keep a bitch warm
28:59i've heard a lots of great things about this place which is why i picked it up yeah well good
29:06choice candy i love the zaccor there's a drag show here too really yeah last year pride i was the
29:13grand marshal for pride collingwood i mean collingwood loves me very local celebrity girl the local living
29:21legend baby i'm their number one all right oh good luck poor sean yeah it's definitely getting candy
29:31day well i'm not hey we're almost done with the vacation it's time to get fucking lit literally
29:37cheers to the girls weekend yeah cheers to slaycation cheers yes slaycation
29:44chug chug chug chug oh yes you're back it's giving shots on shots on shots on shot like it's shots
29:57city shot central and i don't know if i can keep up child because i'm a little bit of a lightweight
30:02estrogen got me violent for the viewer watching these are real tequila shots
30:09oh girl no more shots i'm gonna like fall out you don't want to show your tvs are you distracted oh
30:15they're out okay mind you i was hot while throwing axes getting all of those okay bullseyes can we talk
30:22about how kerry literally was a mania at axe throwing okay you really were so good i'm actually kind of
30:30good okay see the thing is i thought i was gonna be a little bit better but you suck badly and
30:40what do you think made it so difficult because i struggle like we all i think it's fear yeah i was so
30:47worried of like what if kenny's behind me and i go like who i was wearing that jayna wasn't close enough
30:59i'll be honest i closed my eyes oh like that wasn't my eyes at first like i would be like this and then i
31:05would just like look and lock and boom i would think of my like parents oh that's deep i mean
31:14um anywhere chat anyways so all right i hear you're hungry oh there is your ramen i love the roll
31:26man now guys give me hands i'll put your man on the leash because i'm gonna draw um grace
31:43munch munch the food here is really just like so good i love that we stepped out to eat yeah seriously
31:50candy really said we done enough eating in the house we did enough of everything in the house the
31:55lowdown really is delivering the vibes and the eats my question is who's leg or dick did you pull to get
32:04us to leave the house well you know when the muse asked for something let me just say the beer can
32:10get the girl so why didn't you get the win well you know this table is full of losers well except
32:19lauren's yeah jada how does it feel to be the only one to not win a sash
32:30okay not too much i mean jada it seems like you just want to fight me so bad no no baby that's what
32:36it's giving jada wouldn't win a fight she's not even won a sash girl she got you a bit for sure damn
32:44jada is the only girl with no sash out of this entire table jada the only way you get in a sash
32:51is if you're gonna get up in the middle of this restaurant and start turning up for the girls
32:56i'm either ramen or then that's what i threw up
32:57i know i didn't win a sash but baby i want to see the turnip queen that i know girl you can turn
33:07this bar up right now the one she says seriously right yeah we're having such a good time and now
33:14the tea is i want to see miss jada get bug wild but you better get up you never know there we go i mean
33:20here we go bitch jada you better get up and turn up bitch girl we are trying to give you a sash
33:27just get the up and show us why you're the turnip queen yes you better go off
33:35bitch come on jada oh you want me to turn it out this is what i do best for 15 years
33:42bitch baby i'm going to turn the party wherever i am especially on tequila shots
33:59come on when mel oh i've got a cramp
34:02the beat's pumping the beat's jumping the ass shaking baby taking
34:20i know it's hard to balance on them crazy ass toenails but she's still managing to do it and i am living
34:26for the applause she is kicking up dust i mean people in toronto must have thought there was an
34:39earthquake jada condragulations you are killing it listen to me all of you hoes better have
34:52my sash waiting for me tomorrow huh oh here we go here we go here we go
35:05i don't know if you should be able to get this one just by doing a cute little one too
35:18oh wait what the hell going on wait did y'all get a text message
35:35any time a dean goes through in a group chat you know that is going to be a problem wait
35:40bitch they just said that's the fucking songs for the performance
35:44they're still performing
35:46bitch every single day we've been kiki having to go to tom doing these activities
35:50forgetting that we have a performance coming up tomorrow i don't know what we're gonna do
35:56choreo lyrics learning words lip syncing we've done none of it
36:03this could all go to shit we don't have anything ready we've done nothing to prepare for this show
36:11can we please get our to go boxes we got to go
36:17next time on the season finale of slaycation it is the last day of our slaycation it's my
36:24day
36:26no sleep oh no fear
36:30bus club another club another club
36:35hilarious to die for
36:37oh girl the jada of it all clap for me bitches miss congenie
36:42the fuck hold it oh there's a twist in the season girl what i have one more card
36:48please prepare to die
36:56my heart is beating out of my chest there is shit in my tights
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