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00:00I'm a queen!
00:03Six queens!
00:05One exotic destination.
00:07All under one roof.
00:10For one whole week.
00:12What could go wrong?
00:14Each queen will reign as a cruise director for a day.
00:18I'm ready to take this day by the bow.
00:23Keeping all these hoes entertained.
00:25From morning till night.
00:30It all culminates with one sickening performance for the locals.
00:35This ain't no vacation, hunties.
00:38It's a slaycation.
00:40I'm a queen!
00:49Good morning, queens.
00:51Oh, my God.
00:54No!
00:56Baby, this alarm, this alarm, this alarm.
01:02This is one thing I'm not gonna miss, baby.
01:04All this noise and waking them early.
01:06I'm not an early person.
01:07Oh, fuck this.
01:09It is the last day of our slaycation.
01:11And, girl.
01:12I'm not gonna take another day of listening to this alarm.
01:16Oh!
01:17Not the rain.
01:18Everybody has had a great day of cruise director.
01:21Some better than others.
01:22Maybe I'll put on my Sasha's.
01:24I just don't know why my day is the one that has to be rained on.
01:27It's like, what more do I have to do to just get a day of sun?
01:31Get up!
01:32Yeah!
01:33Get up!
01:34Get up!
01:35Get up!
01:36Good morning, everyone.
01:37Good morning.
01:38Wake up, wake up, wake up.
01:39This ain't no dream.
01:41It's my day!
01:42Get up!
01:43Get up!
01:44Get up!
01:45I'm hungry.
01:46Savannah, how are you?
01:48Good.
01:49How are you?
01:50Thank you so much for coming this morning.
01:51Oh, you're so welcome.
01:52To make us a cute little breakfast.
01:54Oh, no worries.
01:56It's real fucking early.
01:58Girl.
01:59Good performance today.
02:01Hi, girls.
02:02Something smells good.
02:04Where's Jada?
02:05I'm coming.
02:06Girl, Jada, wait up.
02:07Let's go, girl.
02:08Good morning.
02:09Good morning.
02:10Good morning.
02:11You just think that she's somebody so you can walk in here late.
02:14We have a guest.
02:15Hi.
02:16Have some decorum.
02:17Hi.
02:18This is our chef today.
02:20Leave it to Lux to bring out the luxury.
02:24Let's eat.
02:25Let's eat.
02:26Let's eat.
02:27Let's eat.
02:28Let's eat.
02:29Let's eat.
02:30Let's eat.
02:31Let's eat.
02:32The food is sexy, tasty, delectable.
02:37All those works.
02:39Is this great food?
02:40Just like guava.
02:41Can I get some of the fried egg?
02:43You guys just be mindful that we are going to be performing later.
02:49So, you know, not too much.
02:51Eat extra much.
02:52You better eat.
02:53Bitch, I am hungry.
02:54Look at some of these girls.
02:56They starving.
02:57Especially Jada.
02:58Y'all girls should eat fruits because, you know, we have a performance.
03:05So, you know, fruits helps with, hmm.
03:07I've only been seeing you eating bacon.
03:09So, can you pick it up, too?
03:10I was going to say, why are you being cute?
03:14I will have some fruit.
03:16So, then have some fruit.
03:17I will.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Because you absolutely need to take a bite.
03:20Not too much.
03:21No, Lux.
03:22Speaking of the performance, I did hire a choreographer to come.
03:25Okay.
03:26Love that.
03:27Girl, I am so grateful that Lux got us a choreographer.
03:31Because we have not prepared for this performance.
03:34Now, the question is, who's going to pick up the choreo very last minute?
03:38Ooh.
03:39And who's going to flop?
03:40I'm a little scared.
03:42And if the rain stops, like, we'll still go doing what we're going to do, which was snow tubing.
03:47Ooh.
03:48Oh.
03:49You know what?
03:50I'm actually excited for the tubing.
03:51You know, it's just something I can do.
03:52I'm not too scared.
03:53I really do hope that our performance is, like, not going to be outside.
03:56In the middle of, like, the village.
03:57It won't be.
03:58I hope it's, like, inside.
03:59Girl, I imagine.
04:00It's indoors.
04:01Okay.
04:02It's going to be really cute.
04:03There will be an audience.
04:04Ooh.
04:05And Jada, I know you've done Pride here before, so mama wants to see.
04:09And Conor would they like to make it rain on you?
04:11Ooh.
04:12So the girls might get some Canadian coins tonight.
04:15Hell yeah, baby.
04:16The Canadian coins.
04:17Monopoly money.
04:18No, bro, real money.
04:19Don't, no.
04:20It's much.
04:21Well, no, it looks like Monopoly money.
04:22Oh, yeah.
04:23Literally.
04:24But it does cash.
04:25It does cash at the bank.
04:26It cashes less in the U.S., but it cashes less in the U.S., but it cashes less in the U.S.
04:29No, our money's pretty.
04:30You ever see an old American dollar?
04:31Ooh.
04:32Ooh.
04:33That's what you're looking at.
04:34Have you ever seen an old Caribbean bitch?
04:36To the promised home.
04:37Let me sit.
04:38Let me, let me.
04:39I'm ticklish.
04:40I'm ticklish.
04:41Girl, I have been injured.
04:42Do you see this bitch?
04:43I was cut by her hooves.
04:44It was giving bitches.
04:45It was giving wild animal.
04:46It was giving should be contained.
04:49It was giving bitches it was giving wild animal it was giving should be contained
05:10Leave the toenails out of it
05:12Oh
05:14Your fills I am to the brim you have six eggs to I had pancakes. I had four sausages
05:24Whoa
05:25You did the most of them. Oh my god. Are you transphobic Jada?
05:31Leave me and my sausages out of this miss Jada
05:36Wait that must be Sharon come in it's open
05:39I know you guys got a great performance today, so let's play
05:52Sharon is the most jazz hands looking woman I've ever seen she walks in here like a fireball and she's just
06:01Lux this is supposed to be like what we're doing like during our birth
06:04Yeah, yeah, okay love it catwalk very
06:13Punch it so you get there and really punch that move because you're walking that catwalk extra
06:19I would like to know what a choreographer had for breakfast this morning because she is very energetic
06:26Energy energy energy
06:28Okay, Jada shows what you got girl she was high girl
06:32What was she on girl?
06:34five six seven eight
06:36Go one two three four five six. She was hitting all the moves. She was so excited to be here
06:44And I was living for it
06:46Love it. Yeah
06:49I'm watching the girls bust out some moves and we are kind of slaying this
06:56Well some of us
06:58Boa five six seven eight and
07:02Okay
07:04Here she is cartwheeling handstand and shake their ass fucking twerking
07:13Now we need you in one piece for this performance tonight, honey, please mind yourself
07:19Very good. Thank you
07:21Tickening
07:22Hey
07:24My normal moves on a stage consist of holding a microphone and telling jokes
07:30I'm not very confident in my dad's moves. I'm terrified
07:34Bap, bap
07:36Boom
07:38Hey
07:39Hey
07:41Yes
07:43You better work, Carrie
07:46Yes
07:47You better work
07:49Oh, she aches
07:51Thank you so so much sharon for coming and helping us out
07:54Yeah, I really really needed it. Oh, you did not need it, but I enjoyed being here with you, please
08:04Okay, so I think that since we got this over with we might as well go to the snow tubing and see what the tea is
08:10I don't know let's try it out. Maybe right until we get there to stop raining like we don't really know the tea so
08:16Lux is like really determined to get us out doing shit before our performance
08:19The weather's not it. It's raining really bad
08:24Okay, divas
08:26Let's go tubing
08:27I'm not gonna let anybody for where I might say even if I have to go up there to the storm clouds and fix them myself
08:31I just hope it's raining made
08:33Girl, just chill. Please give me this one thing, please
08:36Driver take us to where it's at
08:42Okay, well if it's like raining too hard like I don't know if I actually want to go tubing like
08:46I just have like this this like feeling in my bones that the the weather is gonna let up for us for the better
08:53I mean, I've been right iffy the whole week about like certain activities, you know, but
08:58Even if you want the activities
09:00Okay, don't do too much girl. Okay, people have fears people have fears of doing things
09:04Okay, but not too much on Lauren see when you want to give your bobblehead not too much on Lauren
09:10Okay, yeah, you guys want to fight your cocktail
09:12Oh, yeah, not too much on her. Not too much on me. Not too much on her
09:17I don't think though if for every reason we go into tubing we could go to the venue and rehearse a little
09:23We're gonna look a mess tonight. I'm excited for the performance tonight a little bit nervous
09:29We literally have to go tubing and then get a rehearse and then get ready for the show
09:33I know but I feel like I made the day pretty jam-packed because I wanted it to kind of be like a day in my life
09:40Oh, hectic very hectic chaos getting ready last minute to go to the gig having to do a lot of things in one day
09:47Anybody who knows me knows that I am a workaholic bus club another club another club plane next place
09:54No sleep. No fear like I will give the jam-packed schedule activities. Yes activities mama
10:03Okay, so we get here now, and I'm seeing a sign and it's saying hike and tube
10:10There's one word in that I don't do and that is hike
10:15What is going on
10:17Hey green
10:19I'm Callum. Welcome to hike and tube hike and tube
10:24Now what the fuck is the hike and tube we definitely don't have that in the Bronx
10:28I will walk you up to the top and we'll get you started
10:33But honestly, I'm kind of excited
10:35Woo here we go
10:36All right, girl
10:38Oh
10:39Wow
10:40Not the hike
10:41Jesus
10:42Girl
10:43Girl, girl, girl
10:45And all this before a drag show
10:47Period
10:48This is too much
10:50Consider it like a physical warm-up
10:52I'm sure it'll be worth that
10:53Should we grab these?
10:55These ones right here and then we'll take the rest of the hike up
10:58Oh, that one's wet
11:00Oh, they're all wet
11:01Oh, they're all wet
11:02They're all bottoms
11:03Just like my
11:04What you say, mama
11:05Kinda like our vagina
11:07Hey, come on, let's go walkies
11:10Come on
11:11Come on
11:12Oh
11:13Oh
11:14Lux is skipping up this hill
11:17Candy is lisping up this hill
11:20Girl, fuck you
11:22Carrie is pussying up that hill
11:26This is one giant leap for Queen Kind
11:30Boa is dragging her leg up this hill
11:33Kid
11:35Jada is rolling up this hill
11:37Look at Lawrence Channing
11:41And I am struggling up this hill
11:45Is this just supposed to be like a machine that carries us up here?
11:50Girl
11:51I don't know
11:53I'm supposed to get in drag after this
11:56Finally at the top of this hill
11:58And bitch, I'm looking down
12:00Mama
12:02Poor Lawrence and Jada are not gonna make it up the hill
12:07Woo
12:08Bitch, if I fall
12:10It's a rock
12:13My inner monologue climbing up this mountain is
12:22Is this contract legally binding?
12:26Fuck
12:27Fuck
12:28I'm a queen
12:33Queens
12:34Now that we've hiked all the way here
12:37Welcome to the final activity of Soleacation
12:40Here we are
12:42Yes, so the way that the race is going to work
12:45Three of us are gonna race at a time
12:47And the two winners out of those two races will go head to head
12:50And then that will determine who is the queen of the hill
12:55Oh
12:56Whoa
12:57It's giving best two out of three
12:58It's giving tournament
12:59What was pushing me?
13:00Pushing me fast, hard, and quick
13:02I need to win
13:03So quickly we are already splitting up into Team USA versus Team Foreigner
13:06And then you're just gonna sit down like you're sitting in a chair
13:07Okay
13:08Push me hard
13:09It will chime in right back
13:10Yeah
13:11Like a party
13:12You would sit in this like a
13:13Let's see how this is going to go
13:20Wait, huh?
13:21Why am I so far up front?
13:22You got me?
13:23Oh my god
13:24Why do they have the tiniest girl holding my tube?
13:26How am I gonna...
13:27You're not gonna...
13:28You're not gonna...
13:29You're not gonna...
13:30You're not gonna...
13:31You're not gonna...
13:32You're not gonna...
13:33You're not gonna...
13:34You're not gonna...
13:35You're not gonna...
13:36You're not gonna...
13:37You're not gonna...
13:38You're not gonna...
13:39You're not gonna...
13:40This poor girl is holding on for dear life
13:47Trying to keep Jada at the start
13:48What am I...
13:49I am moving
13:50I'm moving
13:52I'm moving
13:53Oh my god
13:54I'm moving
13:55I'm moving
14:00Oh my god
14:03I'm moving
14:04Diva down!
14:11She was light years ahead of the competition, girl.
14:15Girl!
14:16She was another stratosphere girl.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:19Hilarious to die for.
14:22Well, I won.
14:24Why would you put the skinniest girl to hold me?
14:26That makes no sense.
14:27The reality is, bitch, you were just too heavy for the tube.
14:34All right.
14:36It's me, Lawrence, and Boa in the first round
14:39because Jada sabotaged.
14:42And I'm really excited because I think I'm going to win.
14:49On your marks, get set, go!
14:54This is so evil.
15:00Yes!
15:04Go!
15:05Well!
15:06No!
15:07No!
15:08Oh, my God.
15:09You slayed it, Lux.
15:13You pushed my fat ass last.
15:16The whole reason I didn't win was only because I got pushed 20 seconds later.
15:22Go!
15:25This is so evil.
15:26Of course Lux won.
15:27Unfair!
15:28Rigged!
15:29Rigged!
15:30Girl, they could have pushed me down there when you were at the bottom of the hill and I still would have beat you.
15:35Rigged!
15:36You hear that?
15:37That's how they do it.
15:38How did Lux win that one?
15:39I was pushed a long time before and Lawrence was pushed way, way, way after.
15:41You won.
15:43Oh, baby.
15:44I know this was rigged.
15:45It was rigged.
15:46Like, why was I let go?
15:47Like, literally, like, so far ahead.
15:49Because I was a nice girl all season long.
15:52Today I'm going to get real bitchy.
15:53I am actually really upset.
15:54We shall see who makes it to the finals, girl.
15:56I'm going round two.
15:57It's just me and Candy.
15:58Let's see how this goes.
15:59We shall see.
16:00I'm really wanting this sash.
16:01On your marks.
16:02Get set.
16:03Go!
16:04Woo!
16:05Woo!
16:06Woo!
16:07Woo!
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16:55fight somebody I don't want to talk baby it was rigged for sure and production
17:01knows they think production is the one that rigged it for the thing they favor
17:04luck but it's got a lot of kids is the one do nothing no you did you didn't go
17:09great TV okay well just make sure that said the girl let me go I said what I
17:16said right we are not gonna hear the end of this one
17:21here's the demo for the season yeah the fucking cloud bitch here we go the big
17:31show dead Teddy Colby versus Lux Noir London the final one
17:39not like she needs it
18:07all right ladies it was a tight race it wasn't this sash goes to Lux yay Lux has
18:19another sash and all I'm left with is a rash
18:27congratulations luck it was rigged bitch it wasn't rigged that was rigged all right I
18:35hope you all had fun and good luck on your performance tonight thank you I'm talking no
18:41more girl she was never going to beat me like I would have chosen the fucking snowmen that we
18:48decorated from the first challenge as a competition before Jada you thought you were gonna be all six
18:54to us yeah yeah for sure cuz you're the lightest I mean well girl you're worried you can't say that
19:02anymore you're not fat anymore yeah but I'm problematic I can't oh but yeah I know I'm a little bit pissed but
19:09whatever it's fine listen we've done some shit we went to be actually
19:14bullseye freestyle dance the little etiquette class the chief
19:21party on the flare ride yesterday was amazing we went ice skating in the mountains
19:27you got it you got this baby oh my god no no no no no you got it you got it you got it you too too scared
19:36but we are talking about what were the good things that happened at Blue Mountain and Collingwood and we are really happy that the thing it's good that I realize that you just can't be happy for other people I see
19:47it feels like y'all can't be happy for me it's like I win my fourth sash oh I should have won it was rigged
19:52like girl have a little compassion near our heart right Blue Mountain Collingwood
19:58you're home away from home I'm being very hospitable I feel remember the first night I was
20:05the one that cooked it was late and it's still being cooked now cuz not too much on my cooking girl
20:11no it's not too much on anything Jada you guys let's have a moment of silence for Jada you
20:20literally aren't seeing too much of the season I can never give you a tad cuz you're not that girl
20:25whatever but I mean you're not you're not that bitch or nothing you're not that bitch or nothing
20:28I'll give you eight but you know what at least that was that but I'm actually really excited to like
20:36perform in front of like you know the locals here I'm excited to be in drag for the first time in like
20:40oh yeah just feel ourselves mm-hmm we do have a lot of work to do still I feel I know yes we do yes we
20:49the clock is ticking candy are you shaving this off mama I'm gonna be a woman today ready my mustache
20:58and like two months so I might cry but anything for the people here at Blue Mountain I'm praying
21:07that we have enough time to get these mugs for this performance because a lot of these girls need the
21:13extra time so once we get to the venue I feel like we should do like a little run-through on the stage
21:18just so we like know what we're getting into but we have to do that fast because we have to start
21:22getting ready oh for sure how long does it take all of you to get into full drag like five minutes
21:29I give myself normally two hours two and a little bit yeah three hours oh really yeah I mean I don't
21:36mind three hours I like to take three hours because I don't want to rush I don't want to get anxious if
21:40I'm like I feel like some of us could be using maybe four or five oh call the names four zero and
21:48just quit okay all right we are at the performance venue we still need to really confirm what we're
21:59doing tonight all right love it I am just praying to the slay gods that we can get something together
22:09that people are going to want to watch a little stage for the girls okay cute so I know this venue
22:16the last time I was here honey there were a lot of drunk ladies so hopefully tonight they're still
22:20drunk and we're gonna bring it feel the pussy feel the cunt we gotta hurry up and get this rehearsal
22:26and you know it's giving very much a lot of cooks in the kitchen my work starts I unfreeze
22:53in the same yeah freeze again and then the second person your first let me if you want to but you
23:03just have to be back at your spot yeah the verse is so quick that you might not be able to like
23:09yeah yeah that's fair we need one person to take control and tell us what we're doing if everybody's
23:18standing here like this spread out and then I'm up here and then I just have to
23:23stop like here right so don't you're gonna be like but then you're gonna have to perform around
23:28me and by the time candy is going she's gonna be in the corner doing her right so no movement then
23:33don't move around turn around in your space where you're where you're standing it's like basically
23:39real quick right so we're not moving around there no we're gonna stand in one spot the whole time let
23:44me tell you miss Jaina is taking the lead and I don't really think the other girls are feeling here
23:49so you're this window come forward then you and then Lux you're in this window then you and then
23:57Carrie you're up so everyone just take a little right step just not you really care but just like
24:02right okay then where am I gonna go well that's the thing it's not enough spaces for six people to
24:09just take a little right you should be like in the middle of this and you know what Lux if we
24:15didn't have to do that hike and tube we will be ready at this moment but you know what again Lux
24:22Lux Lux I like this yeah I like the idea of like almost like like a ballerina so you come alive boom boom
24:29boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom that's what I said in the beginning baby girl where it's
24:34like if somebody's versus like they're just gonna be like like I feel like you would want like move
24:38somewhere yeah if you guys can move and then get back to your spot in your seconds no problem okay listen
24:45if it's one thing that I do great is being a professional dancer I think we should start
24:50that's what I was thinking something better let's go I I don't know if it's something better love the idea
24:58the frozen in silhouette really cool and then you turn round when it's your turn and then you can
25:05blah blah blah blah blah bitch just tell me where to stand because I'm gonna stand out as long as
25:12everyone's on like the you know like right yeah which is why we should not complicate it any but no one
25:19is complicating nothing no girl I'm just talking about the I'm not saying I wasn't saying that you
25:23were complicating anything I was just saying I shouldn't complicate anything right no girl the
25:28Jada of it all then we turn round what side are we turning on and what leg are we walking we turn
25:35over your left your left shoulder on your right foot can we just like run it I am not going on stage
25:41I'm looking a fool four and bum two three four two three three four I then melt in last one
25:54listen we are pressed for time we need to go girl I am so not ready I have like nothing on at this
26:15point oh but I am closer to being ready than these other Queens let's take it off oh my god
26:23oh no mustache work you know miss Lawrence I'm not gonna lie when I first got here I wasn't too sure
26:34how we were gonna like jail how yeah how we were gonna like bond or like be together because like we've
26:42been on tour together and stuff but on that tour I was going through so much and I don't think you
26:47and I got really that close to me you seemed really like closed off yeah I don't like forcing things so
26:54when I get the hint that someone's maybe not there for me I kind of withdraw as well yeah but this is the
27:02thing that I've realized is like on the tour we were on it was a roast right right so I really should have
27:09put more effort into spending off time with the girls so it doesn't seem so like well I'm gonna
27:17roast you on stage and then like should probably be a bit more like interactive like I don't hate you I
27:25promise like yeah but I'm just like I'm I'm a hermit honestly I feel like I might have misjudged a
27:32bitch and you know I feel like during this trip I like learning more about you and obviously moving
27:37forward whenever I go to the UK I know who not to call candy and Lawrence they kind of realize they're
27:45much more alike than different and to be honest with you I think that applies to all of us we're sisters
27:50at the end of the day look at us all coming together this has honestly been such a nice time
27:55like we don't get to do this very often and anytime we're like on TV together it's like we're competing
28:00against each other so to actually sit back and enjoy each other's company has been really really nice
28:04one thing I will say about being here in Canada I just love that Canada has always kind of set the
28:10tone for acceptance equality and opportunity because I think in America it's a really big struggle
28:17it is a lot better here Canada is very very open very accepting but we still do have people who are
28:23backwards drag is very political I have done brunches where we got protesters really girl I'm just trying
28:30to work and make my buck every time something happens in the U.S. that's right major and stuff it always
28:35trickles down here and then a hundred same in the UK you know what I mean yeah it's just terrible
28:40there's still a lot of people that they would be like oh my god leave the kids alone like all these
28:44crazy things and you know people just need to know that drag queens we're not harming no one I think
28:50people that don't know about drag think that we are pedophiles or we're pushing our lifestyle on
28:59people and none of that is true we are just drag artists trying to share our art with people and
29:04bring in the joy of drag to the world drag is fun everyone should be able to experience drag
29:09shit everyone should be able to do drag once in their life I was performing with Lizzo in Knoxville
29:14Tennessee and we were told like not to post that we were in the state because Tennessee was kind of
29:20like the place where they really wanted to ban drag and that's yeah it's just so crazy that like people
29:27who want to live their life and just show their art and live the truth like how to live any fear
29:31yeah because you don't you don't accept it just because you don't agree with my lifestyle that's okay
29:36you don't have to agree with my lifestyle but you do have to respect me and we do have to both
29:40coexist in this life and just because I don't live my life the way you live your life that does not
29:46mean that I shouldn't exist I just find myself oftentimes asking like what really is motivating
29:50what's going on I mean ignorance and fear definitely fear but sometimes it's just like fear really of what
29:58because in my opinion if anyone should be afraid and protected it's us well it's so weird isn't it
30:05because we're told we have to coexist with everyone around us which is fair that's it's everyone's
30:13planet you know what I mean but everyone else is telling us we can't exist right it just really
30:21sucks we should all coexist okay we should all coexist as long as your beliefs align with my beliefs and
30:25you look like me and that's it like it's so backwards crazy let me tell you I will say even
30:33though it does seem like a lot of things are stacked against my community visibility is power that
30:38ultimately is why I'm so thankful for opportunities like this because you really do have to kind of give
30:43space and normalize things for people to see like you know maybe that wasn't for me or maybe that was
30:48for me but like no harm no foul nothing actually dangerous was happening right as long as I'm staying
30:54visible and showing people that they can do live and thrive I feel like that is me fighting on the
31:00front lines well that was very heavy and gorgeous just like our makeup so let's go ahead and get into
31:06these mugs they don't want to say it while we were talking about really deep stuff but I am looking
31:11pretty pussy already it's fierce girl it's giving booth for sure girl I must say honey my face is
31:20looking correct and I'm so excited for this performance because mama is looking pulse not and beat for the
31:27shots so I know that yesterday Jada did a little turn-up session she just turned it out in the
31:39restaurant last night now seeing that I'm the person who has won the most sashes here I think that it is my
31:49decision of whether or not you get to get yourself so tell me Jada why do you deserve this sash Lux is
31:57telling me I need to tell her why she should give me a sash because bitch you should period that's it
32:04I think that on this trip I have been a motherly figure oh you know I cooked the first night Jada's
32:12jerk chicken legend has it it's still in the oven even though the food took a long time which food does
32:19y'all ate you went to bed you know I love the girls I just think you know I deserve my sash miss Lux
32:27see now I would have much preferred the answer because bitch gave me my fucking sash so oh I was
32:34trying to be real nice I'm gonna I'm gonna give you this sash yeah slow clap for Jada Shada Hudson everyone
32:47turn up queen goes to Jada Shada Hudson yeah thank you love Jada
32:55congratulations you finally won something hold it there's a twist in the season I have one more card oh my
33:04ladies prepare to die here here's a real team it is time to announce the queen of slaycation
33:15okay obviously the queen of slaycation is the girl who slayed in absolute every single challenge
33:23so right now I have the honor
33:32listen I know it's not a drag race crown but I have just been deemed the queen of slaycation
33:38but I have just been deemed the queen of slaycation here is your scepter
33:44oh
33:46and here is your tiara
33:47oh this is a lot
33:48I can't live for it
33:51you look so good bitch
33:52I'm obsessed
33:53yes
33:54it's giving nativity scene and I live for it
33:57when you got it you got it
33:58let's get dressed girls let's get dressed
33:59let's do it
34:00showtime
34:01we are minutes away from going on stage and slaying this performance and honestly I'm excited
34:09because the bitches look good I look fucking delicious
34:12the lights are setting the crowd is cheering
34:15right now I feel the most nervous I've ever felt in my life my heart is beating out of my chest
34:25there is shit in my ties
34:27make some noise for your queens
34:32Jada Shada Hudson
34:36next to the stage please welcome Luxua London
34:46it's the goddess Carrie Coleman
34:52the one the only candy muse
34:58give it up for Boa
35:02last but not least it's Lauren Shady
35:09give it up for your queens
35:14she's the queen you want to be
35:29hurry up RSVP
35:31get on the list let's have a ball
35:33the queens are ready
35:34we'll call
35:35Lux, Candy, Laurence, Chaney
35:37Carrie Boa
35:38y'all ain't ready to have a seat
35:39the show's your guys like
35:41kiss this hair don't walk
35:42jingles my bells if you pay me
35:44Laurence is gonna be off the chain
35:46e to the L to the F not feral
35:48this is my version of a Christmas car
35:50I'm a queen of snots for the milk
35:51like Mary
35:51got IBS so I can't have David to roll
35:54but I'm gonna have some guts
35:55location in Canada with these sluts
35:57I'm a queen
35:58you got it queen
35:59I'm a nice queen
36:00snow is falling and the air is cold and brisk
36:05feeling fabulous and smelling so delish
36:09Mr. Frost is pecking right at my lips
36:11pull me close by my hips
36:13in this wonderland feeling so much bliss
36:15it's a girl Boa and I'm here to show you
36:17with this frozen face
36:18bitch I'm taking over
36:19out of my wake when I'm in my sleigh
36:21I'll jingle your bells all night and all day
36:23face chiseled like a night sculpture
36:24my beaver's soft come on touch this fur
36:26taste like maple but you gotta pay
36:28to get your body snatched like Erika Jay
36:31I'm a queen
36:31you got it queen
36:33I'm a sleigh queen
36:34I'm a queen
36:35you got it queen
36:36I'm a champ queen
36:38gather around it's time to just listen
36:40yeah it's me your viral addiction
36:41she her hers but I can no fiction
36:43ate this beat cause I'm finger licking
36:45yeah
36:45bringing joy to the world
36:47cause I came to sleigh
36:49and if you think you knew about me
36:51it's a brand new day
36:52the music's back another track
36:54bitch beware it's a sneak attack
36:56feeling comfy stirring looks
36:58I'll knock you down with the
36:59his right hook
37:00and there's no making bitches gags
37:02there's another look
37:03check this tag
37:04uh I don't wanna brag
37:06season one bitch in the bag
37:08I'm a queen
37:09you got it queen
37:09I'm a northern queen
37:11I'm a queen
37:12you got it queen
37:13I'm a slow queen
37:15I'm a queen
37:16you got it queen
37:18I'm a queen
37:21I'm a queen
37:22this was a great finale night
37:32we got roses
37:33the audience is amazing
37:35and you know what
37:36it just felt so good to be with
37:38people that you love
37:39it was really really fun
37:40you all pretended we were good
37:43thank you so much
37:45saying goodbye to these queens
37:47is really bittersweet
37:48I didn't know a lot of them terribly well
37:52before this experience
37:53but I've really grown to love them
37:57this vacation has been all fun and games
38:02but at the end of the day
38:03through all the drama
38:04through all the fun
38:05through all the trauma bonding
38:06we are still sisters
38:07and we made it through this vacation
38:08and baby we had a good old time
38:11down the hatch
38:12this has been such an amazing journey
38:16cheers to sisterhood
38:18bumping pussies and sharing the love
38:20only in Collingwood
38:21this is our final cheers
38:24of our slaycation
38:25and honestly
38:26I did not know
38:26what I was walking into
38:27when I signed up to do this
38:29but I'm glad I did it
38:30because it was an experience
38:31that I'll never forget
38:32and I'm excited
38:33to see what's to come
38:34from this in the future
38:35give it up one more time
38:37for your queen
38:38we laughed
38:40we cried
38:41there were arguments
38:42but at the end of the day
38:44this trip was something
38:45that I never thought I needed
38:47and I'm so happy
38:48that I did it
38:49because I'm leaving
38:50with love
38:53that was so stupid
38:55icons
38:57iconic
38:58although
38:59I have made some
39:01lifelong friendships
39:02with these ladies
39:02I am ready to get the fuck home
39:04I am done
39:05mwah
39:06no bars
39:07so
39:14I am
39:16like
39:18I am
39:24Transcription by CastingWords
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