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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:22Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:23My what?
00:24So, what's my name going to be?
00:26Dream.
00:26How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:32What was that?
00:32Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:34What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:37No one is looking.
00:38You don't know that.
00:39Hollander, you're next season.
00:41What the fuck are you doing?
01:11What are you doing?
01:13Let's go!
01:24Let's go!
01:32I hit my magic, things are gonna get out soon.
01:36Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:01Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:26Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:33Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:41Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:48Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:55Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
03:03Good job, give you an A, a golden star, he was a Re Hungarian Italian, you're caring,
03:10Good job, give you an A, a golden star , you think you're ***ime today I was answering
03:1200EEAD than a golden star once squared at the house,
03:32You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:36You say you're scary, yeah
03:37I know these people do
03:39This is the real world, honey
03:42In spite of everything, I guess this is what's in it, too
03:47Nice try, knock it out the way
03:51Good job, you take a fucking hit
03:54I said I'd be up, you wanna be up
03:57You wanna be up, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:01Nice try, knock it out the way
04:06You're in our way
04:08Get lost forever
04:09Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:25I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:28I fucking mean what I mean
04:29They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:32The fuck does that mean?
04:33They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:36No, thanks
04:36Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:39Yeah, maybe it'll be weird somewhere else
04:41I'm not even that weird
04:43Whatever you need, Captain
04:45Hey, Hollander
04:46Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:49Yeah
04:49Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:54What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:57Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:00But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:03And how about that other team?
05:06Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:08He had a hat trick last week
05:10And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:12Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:13Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:15Thanks, guys
05:16You're welcome
06:41Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:56Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:58You're straight up blushing, Russ.
06:59Well, no.
07:00Never in life have I blushed.
07:02Russians do not do this.
07:03You will murder me.
07:20Maybe.
07:22Get me.
07:22Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:30What the fuck?
07:32You were hard, weren't you?
07:33For how long?
07:34The whole game.
07:36Such a fucking ass.
07:38You missed me, didn't you?
07:39I fucking did it.
07:41And I still beat your ass.
07:43Oh, barely.
07:50Wow, nice place.
07:52Thanks.
07:53I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:01I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:06Mr. Businessman.
08:07Shut up.
08:08Mr. Landlord.
08:11You asked.
08:11No, I didn't.
08:26So what do you want me?
08:28In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:31Fuck you.
08:36Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:38No.
08:40I hired someone.
08:41A designer.
08:44You think there is enough?
08:46He's such an asshole.
08:49I think maybe you'll like it.
08:52Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:54I had one.
08:56You shouldn't be smoking.
08:57You shouldn't be talking.
09:03Come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:11You killed me in London.
09:15I'm dead.
09:17That was so fucking hot.
09:24Worth the wait.
09:25I should go.
09:38It's you.
09:39I should go.
09:40It's you.
09:47So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
09:52Oh, right.
09:53Your family must be happy there in Russia.
09:58Mmm.
09:59Yes.
10:01My parents are pretty psyched for me.
10:03They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
10:07I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
10:13My father, yes.
10:15Maybe my brother, but who knows.
10:18Cool.
10:20Anyways, I'm psyched.
10:21I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
10:24Dreaming of what?
10:25Ron's medal.
10:26You fucking wish, dude.
10:31Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
10:34Don't fuck yourself, Brosnan.
10:38Such a good drink.
10:41Your cab is definitely here.
10:53Bye.
10:53Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
11:05For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
11:12What an embarrassing and too promising year for the rest of the men's hockey team.
11:17A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
11:25All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
11:53Good boys.
11:55Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
11:57Be nice, Fani.
11:58Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
11:59Did you see that game?
12:00Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
12:02A debacle.
12:03Hey, what did Ross say about it?
12:05Uh, I don't know.
12:06Nothing to me, that's for sure.
12:09I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
12:11Uh-uh.
12:11So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
12:13Okay.
12:13Trust me.
12:14You look great in Silver, Fani.
12:15Don't even stress.
12:16Oh, good one.
12:20Does your room have that smell?
12:21Yes, yes it does.
12:24Is it black mold?
12:25Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
12:27Yeah.
12:27He's probably right.
12:28The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
12:29All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
12:32My buddy Joe is in that program.
12:33We train together.
12:34Would you guys be cool to do that?
12:36I'd love to show up for them.
12:38Hell yeah, man.
12:39Show up for any dude who's that brave.
12:40What do you mean?
12:44Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
12:48I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
12:52Hey, here's me.
12:53Russia is not safe for folks like that.
12:57Fucking balls of steel, man.
12:58In pH, I'll give you Chicken Навический King.
13:14We're listening to you here.
13:19We're listening to you here.
13:20We're listening to you here.
13:20Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
13:32Yeah, he did.
13:36I'm just going to find the bathroom.
13:50Hey.
14:01I'm not here.
14:03No, I'm not.
14:05I saw you up here.
14:06I wanted to see how you're doing.
14:08Fine.
14:09Go sit down.
14:13We hit.
14:14We are not anything.
14:17Go away, Hollander.
14:20Are you okay?
14:27Please, go.
14:29You didn't answer my text.
14:33No, I did not answer your boring text.
14:35Now you go.
14:37Fine.
14:39Fuck.
14:50You need to get married.
14:54Yes, my brother.
14:55The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
15:03This is my honor.
15:05You have to be proud of me.
15:08After yesterday, you won't win...
15:13...Latwia.
15:15...Latwia.
15:17And he's still drinking.
15:19How do you do it?
15:21It's not?
15:22It's not, sir.
15:23But it's not that.
15:25They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
15:28It's not a game, it's a shame.
15:30It's a real shame.
15:32It's not to prove the hope you showed up in the childhood.
15:35I'm playing better now than when.
15:38Our team is damaged.
15:40The team is playing.
15:42Playing?
15:43What is this American absurd?
15:45What is it playing?
15:47You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
15:50You're always looking for someone who is guilty from the childhood.
15:53You're always looking for someone who is guilty from the childhood.
15:58Who is it to you?
16:00Your mother?
16:02Your mother?
16:03She can't do this.
16:05Yes, you're a spirit.
16:06Your mother is a girl.
16:07My mother is a girl.
16:08You're a girl.
16:09You're a girl.
16:10Your mother can die.
16:11It's an act of your mother.
16:13Your mother is a猛.
16:14Your mother is a girl.
16:15You haven't been his name?
16:16You remember it?
16:17I did not have the idea of you, my mother.
16:19And where the son of Polina?
16:21In Moscow?
16:22Where's Polina?
16:26In Moscow?
16:28Of course.
16:33We need to go.
16:36In the evening.
16:40To meet the minister.
16:44Yes.
16:46Ready?
16:47Let's go.
16:48I can.
16:50First of all.
16:52I have to go with what happens when my army comes into a job.
16:55But what do you want to live in reality?
16:56No, of course.
16:58But now it's a strong thing.
16:59It's hard to stay.
17:01It needs a rest of the United States.
17:03It's hard, it's hard.
17:05It's fine.
17:06Too good for us.
17:08Yeah?
17:09It's fun.
17:10But it's an African-American problem.
17:12It's always a problem.
17:13LIDER.
17:14You're too much talking to me.
17:23You're my angel. You're too much talking to me, especially when it's about hockey.
17:29Only when we win, dad. I'm going to go to bar, and he needs one cup.
17:35Look how she's behind you.
17:40From the same age. Thank you.
17:43I'm an angel. It would be good if I remember it.
17:46I want to drink.
17:48I want to drink.
17:49I want to drink something more interesting.
17:51I want to drink.
17:52I want to drink.
17:53I want to drink.
17:54I want to drink.
17:55I want to drink.
17:56I want to drink.
17:57I want to drink.
17:58I want to drink.
17:59I want to drink.
18:00I want to drink.
18:01I want to drink.
18:02I want to drink.
18:03I want to drink.
18:04I want to drink.
18:05I want to drink.
18:06I want to drink.
18:07I want to drink.
18:08I want to drink.
18:09I want to drink.
18:10I want to drink.
18:11I want to drink.
18:12I want to drink.
18:13I want to drink.
18:14I want to drink.
18:15I want to drink.
18:16I want to drink.
18:17I want to drink.
18:19I want to drink.
18:20I want to drink.
18:21You can have a drink.
18:22I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
18:26For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
18:32I sometimes blame him against me.
18:35When I understand what he does, I blame him against me.
18:38In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
18:41It doesn't matter? Why did you do that?
18:44My father...
18:45Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
18:48You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
18:52And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
18:57Really?
18:58Yes, it's true.
18:59Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
19:02But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
19:05I think you will win this year.
19:08In this year?
19:09Yes, in this year.
19:11Because I think he's traumatized.
19:16Why do you know everything?
19:17You know what the other guy?
19:19Oh, no.
19:20You're not a professional.
19:21You're not a military leader.
19:22You're going to buy anything else.
19:23You're not a fighterator.
19:24You're not a-
19:27You booed this year.
19:28You're so strong.
19:29Then you'll win.
19:31You'll win.
19:32Who can win.
19:33Where are you going to?
19:34What you want, Chicago?
19:35Not what that before.
19:37In the final place, it will be San Francisco...
19:40They are good, but too young.
19:43That's how you win the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I played with my father.
19:52Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
19:54Tomorrow you should look ideal.
19:57You should look ideal.
19:59Right, but you need to meet again.
20:03We'll see you later.
20:06See you later.
20:13Well, what?
20:16How is Paris, Sasha?
20:19Oh, it's cool.
20:22I just love this place.
20:25Clubs? It's my head.
20:29The girls. It's just a nice place.
20:33And boys?
20:36Well, you've seen French boys, right?
20:41Yeah, Ilya?
20:48Oh my God.
20:50I'm not sure anything.
20:53You don't know how you're going,
20:57you're not joking,
20:59you're not flirting with the answer.
21:02I love you.
21:03I'll see you later.
21:04You're welcome.
21:05You're welcome.
21:06I love you.
21:07It was very fun.
21:08You're welcome.
21:09You're welcome.
21:10Oh my God.
21:11I love it.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Well, I love it.
21:14I love you.
21:15Here?
21:16Seriously?
21:17You're right here? Seriously?
21:29The danger was to you earlier. If you remember me, don't you?
21:38We're already dead, Sash.
21:42Yes, it's true.
21:47I'll be back.
21:50Okay.
21:52Let's go somewhere.
21:55No.
22:06Okay.
22:08I'll find a wedding.
22:11Okay.
22:17I'm glad to see you.
22:40What happens here?
22:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
22:44What am I supposed to do with this?
22:47I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:53There's ginger ale on the pitch.
22:54Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
22:56That's not a rule. You just make that up.
22:58Hollander, is that a rule?
22:59Unfortunately, it is.
23:00Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
23:03No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
23:05Fuck you, AJ.
23:06Just fucking do it, Hayden.
23:08We're in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
23:11Boys, it's starting.
23:12Turn it up.
23:13It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
23:16You know that Gilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
23:19Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
23:22A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
23:27He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
23:31Okay, listen the fuck up.
23:34Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
23:38I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
23:42I don't need to think about that.
23:43That was yesterday.
23:44That was before.
23:45Now, I only need one thing.
23:49I need to win.
23:50Here.
23:51At home.
23:52Tonight.
23:53As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
24:02But I want to hear our fans.
24:04I want to hear them scream.
24:07I want to fuck San Francisco.
24:11I know you can do it.
24:14I've seen you fucking do it.
24:16I've seen every one of you do it.
24:18So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
24:21Because this is our fucking night.
24:27This is our fucking cup.
24:30Fucking fuck San Francisco.
24:33I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
24:47Shane hates him the most.
24:49What?
24:50You hate Rosenhoff.
24:51Of course.
24:52But he's very good at acting.
24:54The best probably.
24:56Eh, nah.
24:57You're the fucking best all-hander.
24:59Yeah.
25:00Okay?
25:01Not that animal.
25:02Shit show cock sucking Russian.
25:04And that is that.
25:06The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
25:10What a comeback story this year from Delia Rosenhoff.
25:12The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
25:15Leading his team in block shots.
25:17He's got kids.
25:18And obviously...
25:19walking walking.
25:20The people.
25:21Lynch Willowel Ajяс is shaking his arm in David
25:22but far out the world.
25:23Megan Demoelon!
25:24Yeah guys!
25:28This whole gang, who's one of you all right.
25:30Yeah.
25:310 strategy, Jacksonville.
25:32Yeah, the last gen, last year.
25:35There's everyone in our world.
25:36He's got kids.
25:37Everyone in
25:38He's got kids.
25:40I'm going to the end of the world.
25:42So let's take a break,
25:43when he did a break,
25:45a good rip.
25:47Well, nice watch.
25:54Can I give this to you for free or what?
25:55Where the fuck were you, Ron?
25:56Five seconds.
25:5725 seconds.
25:59Or even doing.
26:01And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
26:05I was busy.
26:06Was who?
26:06Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
26:08But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
26:22Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
26:27What?
26:28Come on.
26:28When will this ever happen again, buddy?
26:31Okay, fine, but hurry up.
26:39Great.
26:40Give me your number.
26:41I'll text them to you.
26:43No chance.
26:45And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
26:48I'll text them to you.
27:18Well...
27:32What?
27:35What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
27:38You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
27:41You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
27:44and then it's for some fucking clown show.
27:46So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
27:53Well?
27:57I want you to suck my dick.
27:58Oh, fuck you.
27:59You are unbelievable.
28:01You suck my dick.
28:02I want you to suck my dick.
28:15I want you to suck my dick.
28:16Maybe as nicely.
28:24Please.
28:25If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
28:34you will have to ask nicer than that.
28:40Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
28:49Please.
28:55No.
29:04What?
29:06No.
29:08We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
29:16And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe...
29:25maybe do more than just suck your dick.
29:30When did your English get so good?
29:34I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
29:37Really?
29:39No.
29:40The New Yorker is boring.
29:43My dad loves it.
29:46Ah.
29:47So being boring is... is genetic.
29:50Wow.
29:52Genetic.
29:52And let's make the deal.
30:00If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
30:08And if he wins...
30:09Good luck coming.
30:24Good luck coming.
30:28Good luck coming.
30:30Good luck coming.
30:32Good luck.
30:44Good luck.
30:48Good luck.
30:48Congratulations.
31:17Now take off your clothes.
31:18You're such an asshole.
31:21You're such an asshole.
31:51You're such an asshole.
31:52You're such an asshole.
31:53You're such an asshole.
31:54What?
31:55Just a lot of windows.
31:56What?
31:57Just a lot of windows.
31:58What?
31:59Just a lot of windows.
32:00What?
32:01Just a lot of windows.
32:02What?
32:03Good.
32:04Good.
32:05Now get on the bed.
32:36You're such an asshole.
32:37You're such an asshole.
32:38You're such an asshole.
32:39You're such an asshole.
32:40You're such an asshole.
32:41You're such an asshole.
32:42You're such an asshole.
32:43You're such an asshole.
32:44You're such an asshole.
32:45You're such an asshole.
32:46You're such an asshole.
32:47You're such an asshole.
32:48You're such an asshole.
32:49You're such an asshole.
32:50You're such an asshole.
32:51Touch yourself.
32:53What?
32:54Show off for me. I want to watch you.
32:56You what?
32:57It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
33:00I've never...
33:01No shit.
33:02Fuck you.
33:04Give me some vodka, at least.
33:06No, no, no.
33:07Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
33:21So Russia this year was something else.
33:46It's intense there.
33:51So are you heading back soon?
33:56Back.
33:58To Russia? For the summit?
34:01Oh, yes.
34:09Why?
34:11What do you mean, why?
34:14Do you have to?
34:17There is no have to. It's...
34:20It's home.
34:21Yeah.
34:23But...
34:23I don't know. Is it safe?
34:28What do you mean, safe?
34:30I don't know.
34:33Do you even like it there?
34:42What difference does it make?
34:43A pretty big one, I think.
34:53I need to sleep.
34:55Oh.
34:57Yeah.
34:58Me too, I should have.
34:59So, uh, I'm off.
35:11Goodbye, Hollander.
35:13I think I need to sleep.
35:13I'm going to sleep.
35:26But...
35:26I don't know.
35:26No.
35:26What?
35:26I'm going to sleep.
35:31I don't know.
35:31I'm like, oh!
35:32I don't know.
35:34I don't know.
35:34I don't know.
35:35I don't know.
35:36I don't know.
35:36I don't know.
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