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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:22Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:23My what?
00:24So, what's my name going to be?
00:26Dream.
00:26How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:32What was that?
00:32Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:34What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:37No one is looking.
00:38You don't know that.
00:39Hollander, you're next season.
00:41What the fuck are you doing?
01:11What the fuck are you doing?
01:15How much pressure do you feel from the crowd?
01:21You think I'm pretty
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:24Let's go
01:26Let's go
01:28What the fuck are you doing?
01:34Don't you think I think I'm pretty
01:36Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God.
02:01Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
02:26Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
02:36Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
02:42Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
02:48Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
02:58Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
03:04Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
03:24Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
03:34Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
03:40Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
03:50Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
03:54Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good.
04:16Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:26I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:28I fucking mean what I mean.
04:30You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:32The fuck does that mean?
04:33They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it?
04:36No, thanks. Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:39Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:42I'm not even that weird.
04:43Whatever you need, Captain.
04:45Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:57Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game,
05:00but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:04And how about that other team?
05:07Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:08He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:12Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:13No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:15Thanks, guys.
05:16Thanks, guys.
06:56Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:58You're straight up blushing, Russ.
06:59Well, no.
07:00Never in life have I blushed.
07:02Russians do not do this.
07:03You will murder me.
07:20Maybe.
07:22Get in.
07:27Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:30What the fuck?
07:32You were hard, weren't you?
07:33For how long?
07:34The whole game.
07:36Such a fucking ass.
07:38Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:40I fucking did it.
07:41And I still beat your ass.
07:43Oh, barely.
07:43Oh, nice place.
07:52Thanks.
07:54I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:00I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:06Mr. Businessman.
08:07Shut up.
08:08Mr. Landlord.
08:10You asked.
08:12No, I didn't.
08:26So what do you want me?
08:28In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:31Fuck you.
08:36Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:38No.
08:40I hired someone.
08:41A designer.
08:44You think there is enough?
08:46He's such an asshole.
08:49I think maybe you'll like it.
08:52Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:54I had one.
08:56You shouldn't be smoking.
08:57You shouldn't be talking.
09:03Come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:11You killed me in London.
09:15I'm dead.
09:17That was so fucking hot.
09:24Worth the wait.
09:25I should go.
09:38It's you.
09:39I should go.
09:40It's you.
09:47So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
09:52Oh, right.
09:53Your family must be happy there in Russia.
09:58Mmm.
09:59Yes.
10:01My parents are pretty psyched for me.
10:03They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
10:07I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
10:13My father, yes.
10:15Maybe my brother, but who knows.
10:18Cool.
10:20Anyways, I'm psyched.
10:21I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
10:24Dreaming of what?
10:25Ron's medal.
10:26You fucking wish, dude.
10:31Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
10:34Don't fuck yourself, Brosnan.
10:38Such a good drink.
10:41Your cab is definitely here.
10:53Bye.
10:53Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
11:05For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
11:12What an embarrassing and too promising year for the rest of the men's hockey team.
11:17A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
11:25All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
11:53Good boys.
11:55Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
11:57Be nice, Fani.
11:58Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
11:59Did you see that game?
12:00Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
12:02A debacle.
12:03Hey, what did Ross say about it?
12:05Uh, I don't know.
12:06Nothing to me, that's for sure.
12:09I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
12:11Uh-uh.
12:11So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
12:13Okay.
12:13Trust me.
12:14You look great in Silver, Fani.
12:15Don't even stress.
12:16Oh, good one.
12:20Does your room have that smell?
12:21Yes, yes it does.
12:24Is it black mold?
12:25Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
12:27Yeah.
12:27He's probably right.
12:28The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
12:29All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
12:32My buddy Joe is in that program.
12:33We train together.
12:34Would you guys be cool to do that?
12:36I'd love to show up for them.
12:38Hell yeah, man.
12:39Show up for any dude who's that brave.
12:40What do you mean?
12:44Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
12:48I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
12:52Hey, here's me.
12:53Russia is not safe for folks like that.
12:57Fucking balls of steel, man.
12:58What do you mean?
13:28Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
13:32Yeah, he did.
13:36I'm just going to find the bathroom.
13:56Hey.
13:58I'm not here.
14:03No, I'm not.
14:05I saw you up here.
14:06I wanted to see how you're doing.
14:08Fine.
14:09Go sit down.
14:13We are not anything.
14:17Go away, Holander.
14:25Are you okay?
14:27Please.
14:28Go.
14:29You didn't answer my text.
14:33No, I did not answer your boring text.
14:35Now you go.
14:37Fine.
14:39Fuck.
14:40You need to meet me.
14:54Yes, father.
14:57The minister still wants to meet you today,
15:01regardless of what you want.
15:04This is my honor.
15:06You must be proud of your honor.
15:08After yesterday,
15:10you won...
15:13...Latvia.
15:15...Latvia.
15:17And he is still drinking.
15:19How did you do it?
15:21I'm sorry, father.
15:23But not so much.
15:24They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
15:27It's not a game, it's a shame.
15:29It's not a shame.
15:31It's not a shame.
15:33It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
15:35I'm playing better than when I was.
15:37Our team is damaged.
15:40The team is not a game.
15:42It's a game?
15:43What is this American absurd?
15:45What is it?
15:46You're a captain, you're doing it.
15:49You're always looking for someone who is guilty.
15:52From childhood.
15:58Who is it to you?
16:01Your mother?
16:03She doesn't know how to do it.
16:09No, father.
16:12Mom died.
16:14You remember me?
16:15I had a look at your mother.
16:16Where are you from?
16:17Where are you from?
16:18In Moscow?
16:19Of course.
16:20We need to go to the night.
16:21Where are you from?
16:22Where are you from?
16:23Where are you from?
16:26In Moscow?
16:27Of course.
16:28Of course.
16:33We need to go.
16:34To the night.
16:35To the night.
16:37To the night.
16:40To the minister.
16:41Well, let's see.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Do you have to go?
16:44Come with me.
16:45Of course.
16:46Come on.
16:47Of course.
16:49Of course.
16:50Some people are on the ice.
16:51Everyone is on the planet.
16:52And everything is on the planet.
16:53But what is it that is right?
16:54How did he do it?
16:55Well, he wasn't in, you know.
16:56Well, he wasn't in, you know.
16:57No, he wasn't in.
16:58Of course.
16:59He is in the best.
17:00But it's not enough.
17:01He can't rest.
17:02And then I'll have to go.
17:03It works good, good, too good for us, too good for us, but it's a problem with leadership, it's always a problem with leadership, we're not too much talking about it, especially when it's about hockey.
17:29How are you?
17:30Only when we're winning, Dad. I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs one more cup.
17:37Look how she's behind us.
17:40From the same time.
17:42I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember this.
17:46I want to drink.
17:48I want to drink something interesting.
17:59Ah, ah.
18:00Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:02Ah!
18:03Ah, ah!
18:04Ah!
18:05Ah, ah!
18:06ah…
18:07Ah…
18:08I think you're good.
18:09Ah ah!
18:10I'd like to say thank you, but I know you haven't seen any one.
18:13It's been a long time, Sasha.
18:20I think you played well.
18:22I would say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
18:26For the people who have been the son of a coach for hockey,
18:29you have to avoid this.
18:32I sometimes don't care about it.
18:35When I understand what it is, I don't care about it.
18:38In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
18:41I don't care about it.
18:43Why did you do that?
18:44My father...
18:45Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
18:48You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
18:51And you don't care about these crazy games,
18:54when you have a real chance to win this year.
18:57Really?
18:58Yes, it's true.
18:59The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
19:02The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
19:06I think you will win this year.
19:08In this year?
19:09Yes, in this year.
19:10In this year.
19:11Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
19:16Where do you know all this?
19:17It's an extra sense.
19:19With a traumatized brother, you can't go through it.
19:22You can't go through it.
19:23You can't go through it.
19:24You can't go through it.
19:25You can't go through it.
19:26You can't go through it.
19:41You're too young, but you're too young.
19:43You'll win the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I was talking to you with my father.
19:52No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
19:54Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
19:57You'll have to be perfect.
19:59Right, but you'll have to agree with us.
20:04We'll meet you in the next week.
20:06See you later.
20:11Well, what?
20:15How are you in Paris, Sasha?
20:19Oh, it's cool.
20:22I just love this place.
20:25Clubs? It's my head.
20:29The girls. It's just nice.
20:33And boys?
20:36Well, you've seen French boys.
20:41Yeah, Ilya?
20:48Oh, my God.
20:50I'm sorry.
20:51I'm sorry.
20:52I'm sorry.
20:54I'm no blamerazine.
20:56You don't miss, you don't laugh at the answer.
21:05Before you had fun.
21:09I can't remember.
21:12I can't remember.
21:24Are you here? Seriously?
21:28The danger was to you. If you remember, you don't have to be here.
21:34We're already dead, Sash.
21:41Yes, that's right.
21:48Let's go.
21:50Okay, let's go somewhere else.
21:55No.
22:04Okay.
22:06Okay.
22:08Okay.
22:10I'm glad to see you.
22:34What happens here?
22:41Yeah!
22:42Yeah!
22:43Yeah!
22:44Yeah!
22:45What am I supposed to do with this?
22:47I don't know.
22:48My mom told me to get away.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:51You said you could have good home, honey.
22:53There's ginger ale on the fish.
22:54Okay, playoffs are over.
22:55You cannot keep the beer.
22:56That's not a rule.
22:57You just make that up.
22:58Hollander, is that a rule?
22:59Unfortunately, it is.
23:00Fuck you, Hollander.
23:01You can barely even grow one.
23:02No, no, fuck you.
23:03No, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
23:05Fuck you, AJ.
23:06Just fucking do it, Hayden.
23:07Stop it.
23:08Boys, it's starting.
23:11Turn it up.
23:12It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
23:15You know that Gilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
23:18Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
23:21A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
23:26He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
23:31Okay, listen the fuck up.
23:34Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
23:38I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
23:41I don't need to think about that.
23:43That was yesterday.
23:44That was before.
23:45Now, I only need one thing.
23:50I need to win.
23:54Here.
23:55At home.
23:56Tonight.
23:57As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
24:02But I want to hear our fans.
24:04I want to hear them scream.
24:07I want to fuck San Francisco.
24:10I know you can do it.
24:13I've seen you fucking do it.
24:15I've seen every one of you do it.
24:17So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
24:20Because this is our fucking night.
24:26This is our fucking cup.
24:27Fucking fuck San Francisco.
24:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
24:29Shane hates him the most.
24:30What?
24:31You hate Rosenhoff.
24:32Of course.
24:33But he's very good at acting.
24:34The best probably.
24:35Uh, no.
24:36You're the fucking best, all-ander.
24:37Yeah.
24:38And not that.
24:39And you're the best.
24:40You're the best.
24:41Okay.
24:42And you're the best.
24:44I'll do it.
24:45And you're the best, all-ander.
24:46Yeah.
24:47Okay?
24:48Not that.
24:49And you're the best.
24:50I'll do it.
24:51You're the best.
24:52I'll do it.
24:54And you're the best, all-ander.
24:55You're the best.
24:56You're the best.
24:57Yeah, this is the best.
24:59Yeah, not that animal shit show cock-sucking Russia
25:04That is that the Boston Raiders are your MLH champions
25:10What a comeback story this year really arose enough the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs leading his team
25:29Oh
25:53Well nice watch they give us you for free or what the fuck were you on five seconds 25 seconds
25:58Or even doing
26:00I was busy
26:05Was who
26:06But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
26:22Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
26:26What?
26:27Come on
26:29When will this ever happen again, buddy?
26:31Okay fine, but hurry up
26:39Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you
26:42No chance
26:44And the Lord's talent award for most sportsman like player goes to
26:48I'm
26:50Go to
26:54Go to
26:56Go to
26:58Go to
27:00Go to
27:02Go to
27:04Oh, my God.
27:35What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
27:38You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
27:41You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us, and then it's for some fucking clown show.
27:48So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
27:53Well?
27:57I want you to suck my dick.
27:58Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
28:01You suck my dick.
28:04Maybe yes, nicely.
28:25Please.
28:25If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that.
28:36Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
28:49Please.
28:49No.
29:04What?
29:06No.
29:06We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
29:16And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
29:28When did your English get so good?
29:34I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
29:38Really?
29:39No.
29:40The New Yorker is boring.
29:44My dad loves it.
29:46Ah.
29:47So being boring is, is genetic.
29:50Wow.
29:52Genetic.
29:52And let's make a deal.
30:00If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
30:08And if he wins?
30:09Good luck coming.
30:28Good luck coming.
30:28Good luck coming.
30:53Good luck.
30:53Good luck.
30:53Congratulations.
31:15Now take off your clothes.
31:18You're such an asshole.
31:21It's okay.
31:39Okay.
31:44What?
32:08Just a lot of windows.
32:14Good.
32:32Now get on the bed.
32:41This is a good hotel.
32:43Very nice vodka.
32:45It's hard to find in America.
32:48Okay.
32:51Touch yourself.
32:53What?
32:54Show up for me.
32:54I want to watch you.
32:56You what?
32:57It's my special day, Hollander.
32:59I want to watch.
33:00I've never...
33:01No shit.
33:02Fuck you.
33:04Give me some vodka at least.
33:06No, no, no.
33:07Vodka is for after.
33:08It's your reward.
33:09Okay.
33:13So Russia this year was something else?
33:42It's intense there.
33:53So are you heading back soon?
33:56Back.
33:58To Russia for the summer?
34:01Oh, yes.
34:02Why?
34:11What do you mean, why?
34:14Do you have to?
34:17There is no have to.
34:19It's...
34:19It's home.
34:22Yeah.
34:23But...
34:23I don't know.
34:25Is it safe?
34:26What do you mean, safe?
34:30I don't know.
34:33Do you...
34:34Do you even like it there?
34:42What difference does it make?
34:44A pretty big one, I think.
34:46I need to sleep.
34:55Oh.
34:57Yeah.
34:58Me too, I should.
35:08So, uh...
35:09I'm off.
35:09Goodbye, Hollander.
35:13Goodbye, Hollander.
35:17Goodbye, Hollander.
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