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How to Ruin Love Season 2 Episode 1
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00:00I'm a
00:30She's missing with the wrong one.
00:42What the hell is going on here?
00:44You want to make me late for my nephew's wedding?
00:46And what does that have to do with us?
00:47Hey, watch out.
00:48You can't talk to me like that just because he dressed all things.
00:51What's going on?
00:52Oh my God.
00:53What's going on?
00:54Ellen, what's going on?
00:56Oh, yeah.
00:56Who's this woman?
00:57This woman.
00:58Do you know her?
00:58There go my cow.
01:00Cows.
01:00Huh?
01:01What does she say?
01:02Cows?
01:03Huh?
01:05Cows.
01:05Cows.
01:06Cows.
01:07Cows.
01:09Goodness, cows.
01:11Cows.
01:12Cows.
01:13Cows.
01:14Cows.
01:15I think you should run.
01:16Cows.
01:17I'm going to destroy you, you little ones.
01:20Cows.
01:21Cows.
01:22Run, run, run.
01:23Cows.
01:24Cows.
01:25Cows.
01:26Cows.
01:27Cows.
01:28Cows.
01:29Cows.
01:30What have you done?
02:00Townships and rural areas present an untapped and overlooked market for grocery delivery. By combining my vast experience in delivery network with local small-scale supermarkets, my delivery company, Dashd, will deliver on promise and product. I'm offering 10% equity for a 2 million rand investment.
02:28Thank you guys for your time.
02:34I was thinking I'd give him a chance.
02:36Oh, Touch.
02:37Yeah, I see a lot of potential here. I like the carcinomic element to it. Wait, we do? Yeah, this is the same guy that walked away from 33 million. Even my man Mayweather will tell you it doesn't jab. Bad investment, period.
02:52Well, I really love him, darling.
02:54Me too. The boy's got potential, boo.
02:57I'm serious.
02:59What are you doing? You know what?
03:03Kahiso?
03:08Congratulations, you're going through.
03:10Well done.
03:11Thank you guys so much.
03:12Well done.
03:13Thank you so much.
03:14Thank you so much.
03:15The judges agree.
03:17Kahiso Patudi has shown he's got what it takes to get to the finale. Will he start the festive season on a high or will it be a terrible December for him?
03:31If Naledia Africa Solutions wins the cash prize of two million rand? Find out next week on The Capitalist.
03:40Cut! Thank you!
03:42Woo!
03:43Thank you!
03:44Go, baby!
03:45Wow, my guy. I can't believe I'm paying you.
03:47Um, I'm wrapped. I don't get paid over time, yeah?
03:49How about a picture, brother?
03:52Hey, babe.
03:55Hey, babe.
03:57Hey.
03:58I knew you'd kill it.
03:59A few phrasing issues here and there?
04:01You know, you forgot to mention that your product stands out.
04:04Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:05I think you should have just let your girl peach. Period.
04:12Whatever.
04:14Let's go.
04:15Finalist.
04:16Hey, I'm so scared.
04:18Well, it didn't show.
04:20Dad, I've great news. Guess what?
04:23My child?
04:25The Lebuok Homo 10 is coming after all.
04:2710?
04:28And then?
04:31Ah, but Dad, come on. Come on. Please slow down. You know what? That's too much. It's too much now.
04:35You know catering is per head, right?
04:37You know what, Kakiso? You are the ones who are doing your own thing.
04:42Okay, fine. That's fine, Dad, but no more. Even if it's your cousins, mothers, grandchildren, what, what, I don't care.
04:48Actually...
04:49Enough.
04:52Your dad wants to add more people, right?
04:54Hmm.
04:55It's fine. My dad will pay.
04:57Maybe your dad's paid for so much already, no?
04:59Well, I don't want them thinking. I don't want them at my wedding.
05:02You mean our wedding. It's our wedding, right? Right? It's...
05:07Zola got sana, hello.
05:09Hmm.
05:11We got it!
05:12It's my agent.
05:14It's my agent.
05:15We got the Netflix wedding special!
05:17Yeah...
05:19Love you! Yeah? Tell me more.
05:21This is gonna be huge!
05:23I'm sure we can work it out.
05:29And?
05:30She's not gonna make it.
05:31Still can't find her passport.
05:33I don't know why I might have had to go to Dubai in the first place.
05:36Babe, come on. I mean, she got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a trainer at a world-renowned gym for, like, lots of dollars.
05:38Hmm?
05:39Sure, I get that, but...
05:40It's my wedding.
05:41And this reality special?
05:42I mean, how am I supposed to have a wedding without a maid of honor?
05:45How am I going to do this with us?
05:46I don't know why I might have had to go to Dubai in the first place.
05:48I don't know why I might have had to go to Dubai in the first place.
05:50Babe, come on. I mean, she got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a trainer at a world-renowned gym for, like, lots of dollars.
05:55Hmm?
05:56Sure, I get that, but it's my wedding.
05:59And this reality special?
06:01I mean, how am I supposed to have a wedding without a maid of honor?
06:05Anna! How am I going to do this without her?
06:13Hey, are you okay?
06:14Yeah.
06:15You seem more caught up about Amasa not being here than me.
06:17Uh, it's nothing, babe. Let's continue the walkthrough.
06:20No, hey! We promised no more secrets.
06:22Yeah, uh...
06:26It's the debts.
06:28Babe, the costs just keep rising. I'm already overextended, and now there's a whole Netflix special on top of it.
06:32I...I don't want to start our marriage being broke.
06:35You need to stop worrying about the money, okay? My dad's there. He'll help.
06:39Is your father gonna pay for everything after we're married?
06:41I mean, what will happen if I don't win the capitalist?
06:44I don't think Thibault Touch likes me.
06:48I'm just trying to give you the best because you deserve the best.
06:51You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
06:53We'll be fine.
06:56Never mind winning the capitalist, my love.
06:59We'll still have our dreamy, intimate wedding.
07:02With the Lebawako Muten.
07:06The special only means that the rest of the world gets to see how much I love you.
07:11And we get to train for the right reasons this time.
07:14Wow, cause I can't take a repeat of Durban.
07:16Please.
07:20Wait, did I tell you that Ndando has refused to sing at our wedding?
07:23Hmm?
07:24Yeah.
07:25At this point, I think you and I need a safe word.
07:27For when one of us starts to spiral.
07:29Yeah.
07:32Ndando.
07:33Oh man.
07:38Okay, so this is where our arch will be, right?
07:41Yes.
07:42Only better.
07:43Picture white flowers and candles everywhere.
07:47And hopefully no rain clouds.
07:49Let's hope.
07:52So do you, Zoleka Winifred Zana.
07:55Wow.
07:56Take me, Kakiso Edward Patsudi, to be a lawfully wedded husband.
08:00I do.
08:01You do?
08:02Can I kiss the bride?
08:03Mm-hmm.
08:04Say how much I love you, yeah.
08:05I got this message for you, DT.
08:09I do, girl, for my eyes.
08:12I do, girl, for my eyes, do.
08:16I do, girl, for my eyes, do.
08:19I do, girl, for my eyes, do.
08:23I do, girl, for my eyes, do.
08:25Sorry, you guys.
08:26Quincy's putting up such a fuss tonight and Swoo's the only one who can put him down.
08:30Anyway, let's talk about the Netflix special.
08:35This is huge, girl.
08:37I'm gonna have to get you in touch with my wedding planner.
08:39Yeah.
08:40Go big or go home.
08:41Didn't you guys have a small, intimate wedding in a garden?
08:45You're a guy.
08:46You don't get it.
08:48This is Netflix, babe.
08:49Besides, Twitter already cooked you guys last year.
08:52You don't wanna get roasted again, do you?
08:54Yeah.
08:55I don't want my wedding training for the wrong reasons.
08:57Exactly.
08:58Well, yeah.
08:59That's why we have a plan, remember?
09:01A plan?
09:02A dreamy, intimate wedding.
09:04This is...
09:05This is about us.
09:06And over 190 countries.
09:08What?
09:09She's TV's favorite villain.
09:11A whole celebrity.
09:13The whole country's gonna be watching.
09:15You have to give the people what they want.
09:17Hey?
09:18Did you hear that?
09:19I think Swoo's calling you.
09:20I think you should go get him.
09:21Tell him to bring Princey and we can all eat together at once.
09:23You know what?
09:24I think I'll give the wedding planner a call first thing tomorrow.
09:27Oh, I've got precious to plan on speed dial, so...
09:29Dando.
09:30Hey?
09:31Babe, this is the biggest streaming platform in the world.
09:36Synth.
09:37Thanks.
09:38Dando, Dando, Dando.
09:40Trust me, my darling.
09:42This is, this is a good thing.
09:44Everything's gonna be okay.
09:45You know what?
09:46I'm going to give Precious a call right now.
09:48Yeah, do that.
09:49She actually gets quite busy, so the sooner the better.
09:51Yeah?
09:52Yeah, yeah.
09:53It's gonna be great.
09:56This is why I don't like double dates, you see?
09:58What's his problem?
10:00Now it's about Precious and whatever else.
10:15You want some water?
10:20No.
10:21The only thing I need more of is you.
10:28Oh, hey, hey, hey.
10:31Brake's on.
10:33No, wait.
10:34Where are you going?
10:35I'm going home.
10:36Can you blame me?
10:37You're a hot mess.
10:38You're the reason why the second location is a disappointment.
10:41Ah, what do you mean?
10:44Shit.
10:45What?
10:46Zetobile.
10:48Who is Zetobile?
10:49My wife.
10:50Shit.
10:51You have a wife?
10:52Yes.
10:53Why did you bring me the idea of a wife?
10:55Hotel's expensive.
10:56It's December.
10:57I'll be paid on the sixties.
10:59Wow.
11:00Tommy, I'm home.
11:01You, you need to come up the window.
11:03Now, quickly.
11:04Through the window?
11:05I'm begging you.
11:06I'm leaving the same way I came in.
11:07Actually, I must meet your wife.
11:08Where are you?
11:09I should tell her you're a cheater.
11:11On top of that, you're a big fat disappointment in bed.
11:14I'm bad.
11:15Terrible.
11:16But you were just having the time of your life.
11:17Oh, really?
11:18Yes.
11:19Like this.
11:20No.
11:21No.
11:22No.
11:23Who's in my house?
11:25Hey, listen now.
11:26Zetobile is a policewoman with a very big gun and a short temper.
11:29Okay?
11:30Why did you bring me here, ma'am?
11:31You asshole.
11:32Yeah, yeah, take it.
11:33It's a perfect thing.
11:34Oh, my gosh.
11:35Let me go.
11:36Let me go.
11:37Let me go.
11:38Yo, wait, shit.
11:39Oh, no, no.
11:40Yes, yes.
11:41Yes, yes.
11:42No, no, no, no.
11:43Tammy, why is it going off?
11:45Tammy, I'll kick the stove down.
11:46Yes, you can.
11:47You got this.
11:48Tammy, you can.
11:49I'm kicking the stove down.
11:52Oh, jeez.
11:57Shiiiiiiiit!
12:01No, Chucky.
12:03That asthmatic two-minute noodle is full of it.
12:14Okay, okay.
12:23Mmm.
12:25What the hell?
12:30I thought that was you.
12:33I mean, I've scrolled past your face many a times.
12:37Gotlova missing money.
12:39You know, that cat tip on air.
12:42Soon to be Gotlova Shorzi.
12:46Shorzi?
12:48As in...
12:49Strela's Fiancé.
12:50Fiancé, Fiancé, Fiancé, Fiancé, Fiancé.
12:53Wait, you're engaged to Strela, and your name is Gotlova?
13:00He definitely has a type.
13:03I should go.
13:04You know, it's actually weird bumping into you like this.
13:07I've been dying to tell you that Strela needs a surname back.
13:11I mean, you have been divorced for a year now.
13:16You know, I'm kind of a big deal on social media.
13:20Hashtag Road to a Million.
13:22And I wouldn't want to confuse my followers, you know, with the same name and surname as
13:28you.
13:28And why would they be confused?
13:30Since they follow you, huh?
13:31Not the point, but will you do it?
13:33Whatever.
13:34Great.
13:35Back to my run.
13:36Bye.
13:37Will you finally find a man?
13:38Double date?
13:39Yeah?
13:40Yeah.
13:41Hi!
13:42I wish that dog would bite you.
13:44Damn it.
13:45You reckon this fitting is going to get started.
13:46I don't think you get it, precious.
13:47You don't.
13:48When I say bigger, I mean bigger.
13:50I want 1942 on tabletop.
13:55I don't think you get it, precious.
14:03You don't.
14:08When I say bigger, I mean bigger.
14:16I want 1942 on tap. I want fireworks. I want Tyler on stage, performing at my reception.
14:22Isn't that like your sixth drink in like 15 minutes?
14:26It's the festive season. Why don't you just let me festive in peace?
14:31Of course we can afford it!
14:33Oh no, I definitely can't afford this wedding.
14:36Ah, man. Breathing through the wound, that's all my friend is doing.
14:40Guys, since we're speaking of weddings, man, I don't like this style's feeling, man.
14:44It's not giving ammo vibes. It's so plain.
14:46Weird, man, come on.
14:47There's Zolega, no?
14:49Bro, I said Ndandoto here like four times last night.
14:53I just need a win, man.
14:55Um, have you tried a bank loan?
14:58Aye, I was denied three times by three different banks.
15:01Yeah, that's the GNU economy for you. It's showing us our mothers.
15:05If I were you, I would have taken that 33 million, yeah?
15:12Too soon?
15:13Too soon. Sorry.
15:15Hey man, I don't like this style.
15:16You see this whole reality show special?
15:18It's the worst thing that could have happened to us.
15:21Okay, this reality show is the best thing that's ever happened.
15:24Yeah, maybe you should keep her away from the cameras.
15:30Yeah, hey?
15:32Where the hell could Kazzy be?
15:34Who?
15:35Uh, the other bridesmaid.
15:37You literally made her the other day.
15:40My friend from film school?
15:42The one from America.
15:44Oh, the American.
15:48Just say so.
15:49She's so annoying with all her fakeness and lies and her accent.
15:54Oh my god, it's all about me.
15:56It's all about me.
15:57It's all about me.
15:58Girls, please.
15:59Can we play nice?
16:00Kazzy has been through a lot and her return was not easy.
16:03Especially since I made it and she didn't.
16:06Oh, shame.
16:07Wow.
16:08What are you doing?
16:09What's going on?
16:10Okay.
16:11Okay.
16:12Okay, be honest, yeah?
16:14Okay.
16:15She's not that great, right?
16:17She's barely a six.
16:18Wait, hold on.
16:19That's the cat 2.0.
16:20I love her.
16:21She literally helped me get snatched after Princey.
16:24Turtleton.
16:25So hot.
16:26Just hold this.
16:27Stay there.
16:28Come.
16:29What's happening?
16:30Wow.
16:31Okay?
16:32Yeah.
16:33Okay.
16:34Take a picture of me.
16:35A good one, okay?
16:36I want to make sure when Stello sees this picture.
16:38He's overcome with the regret.
16:39Okay.
16:40Okay.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Whoa.
16:43What does Stello have to do with this?
16:44I thought you were in your ho-is-life phase.
16:46Yeah, I am.
16:47Ho-ho-ho.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Mm-hmm.
16:50I'm having the best sex ever.
16:52You know?
16:53I miss Tossa Hank.
16:54Yo.
16:55Okay.
16:56Yeah, but you know men.
16:57He hasn't called me back.
16:59Mm.
17:00The streets is cold, huh?
17:02Beauty.
17:03What?
17:04No, she didn't mean that.
17:05She did.
17:06She didn't mean that.
17:07She didn't mean that.
17:08The streets are cold.
17:09The streets are cold.
17:10The streets are cold.
17:11No.
17:12Why?
17:13Oh, sweetie.
17:14It's okay.
17:15Okay.
17:16Okay.
17:17Okay.
17:18Fine.
17:19Fine.
17:20Hello, my South African girlies.
17:21I'm so sorry I'm late.
17:22It's just, uh, jet lag.
17:24You've literally been back for like six months now.
17:27Yeah, but I was there for like three years, so it takes longer to adjust.
17:34Of course, it happens to everyone.
17:36No, it doesn't.
17:37Um, so I have good news.
17:39I have two very big announcements to make.
17:41So as we all know, Amashia can't make it in time for the wedding.
17:44So I have promoted Ghazi to be my maid of honor.
17:47Oh, wow.
17:48Wow.
17:49Wow.
17:50Can I politely decline?
17:52Excuse me?
17:53Emi said that you're like a bridezilla.
17:56Who's a bridezilla?
17:57Am I a bridezilla now?
17:58Am I a bridezilla?
17:59Uh, hmm.
18:02I just want everything to be perfect, okay?
18:04Just for the reality special.
18:05Is that too much to ask for?
18:07Reality special?
18:08That's actually my second announcement.
18:11I'm doing a wedding reality special with Netflix.
18:13I'll do it.
18:14It's good.
18:15My girl!
18:16Why didn't you just say so?
18:18Yeah, sure.
18:19I'm dead.
18:20When are we shooting?
18:21Soon.
18:22Because I need to like lose a few pounds because you know the camera can just like pack it up.
18:26The whole time is just...
18:27You look fine.
18:28No, she doesn't.
18:30I mean, maybe you can call Fit Cat 2.0 to help you, sister.
18:33Oh my god.
18:34Oh my god.
18:35You know Fit Cat 2.0?
18:37She is literally like the best.
18:40In America, she's...
18:47What's up with her?
18:49Okay.
18:50Your first duty as my maid of honor?
18:51Yeah?
18:52Keep her far.
18:53Far away from my cameras.
18:54Okay?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Don't you think you've had enough?
19:01No.
19:02Well, clink clink you guys.
19:04Yeah?
19:05To the show!
19:06To the wedding.
19:07Cheers.
19:08Cheers.
19:09Cheers.
19:10Okay, so it's T minus five days till the white wedding.
19:11So please guys, let's get this right.
19:12Yes, auntie.
19:13So baby, do you think it's a good idea to do this wedding special?
19:14I mean, we all know what happened.
19:16On that show of Somgaga and the Joes.
19:17Do you remember that one episode?
19:18No man.
19:19No man.
19:20Let's all just forget about this reality, Jo.
19:21Understood?
19:22Understand?
19:23If we do not follow tradition and don't follow our customs, then we would be casting this
19:27wedding with bad luck.
19:28I agree with him.
19:29Yeah.
19:30Yep.
19:31He said bad luck.
19:32Yeah.
19:33He said bad luck.
19:34What do they have to do with this?
19:35Huh?
19:36But then I can carry on.
19:37What's wrong with you?
19:38Uncle, the plan hasn't changed.
19:39Friday morning is the labola and after that is the traditional wedding.
19:42Saturday is the wedding.
19:43No man.
19:44No man.
19:45No man.
19:46No man.
19:47Let's all just forget about this reality, Jo.
19:48Understand?
19:49If we do not follow tradition and don't follow our customs, then we would be casting this
19:50wedding with bad luck.
19:51I agree with him.
19:52Yeah, yep.
19:53He said bad luck.
19:54He said bad luck.
19:55What do they have to do with this?
19:56Huh?
19:57What do they have to do with this?
19:58Huh?
19:59What's wrong with you?
20:00After that is the traditional wedding.
20:01Saturday is the white wedding.
20:02What's the problem?
20:03Wait, wait.
20:04Hold on, my child.
20:05You see, everything you're saying here, my boy, they won't happen.
20:09Not until the Tzana's here formally hand over Zoleka to the Patoonis as per our
20:14count.
20:15Yes.
20:16Yes.
20:17Tradition.
20:18How many times are we going to go over this?
20:19Just because you forced us to agree to this plan of yours doesn't make it right.
20:22No, no, no, no.
20:23You're not forcing anyone.
20:24If you ask me.
20:25No, hold on.
20:26No way.
20:27I'm talking.
20:28Listen.
20:29You.
20:30The problem is with you, Kuto.
20:31Because you're allowing these children to dictate culture to us.
20:33Look at your life.
20:34Me.
20:35Me.
20:36I'm telling you that's the problem.
20:37Look at you.
20:38You're being so rude.
20:39This reality show is going to trend for sure.
20:41Hey.
20:42Hey.
20:43If you have a problem with the way that Tzana's choose to do things, there's the gate.
20:48Come on.
20:49Oh, there's the gate.
20:52I don't know what's going on.
20:53I don't know what's going on.
20:54I don't know what's going on.
20:55I don't know what's going on.
20:56I don't know what's going on.
20:57Are they kicking us out of here?
20:58No, man.
20:59No.
21:00We are going in.
21:01We are going in.
21:02There's a commission.
21:03Uncle, didn't you say you moved here for some peace and quiet?
21:07What's going on?
21:08What's happening?
21:09Are you expecting anyone?
21:10Uh-uh.
21:11Something's definitely going on.
21:12You won't keep us out of here.
21:14What's going on?
21:15I don't know.
21:16This would never happen at waterfall estate.
21:19Never.
21:20Oh, guys, go in there.
21:21I'll show you what I'm doing.
21:22No, Zach.
21:23You're going to hurt me.
21:25Ah!
21:26Ah!
21:27Oh!
21:28Oh!
21:29Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:31Oh!
21:32Oh!
21:33Oh!
21:34Let's go see what's happening.
21:35Calm down.
21:36We want you here.
21:37Just sit down.
21:38I'll go out there.
21:39I'll come along with you.
21:40Just sit down.
21:41Just sit down.
21:42We're not allowed to be here, guys!
21:45Wait!
21:46No, no, no!
21:47Stop!
21:48We're not allowed to be here, guys!
21:50Wait!
21:51No, no, no, no!
21:52Stop!
21:53You'll hurt!
21:54Oh, no, no, no!
21:55No, no, no, no!
21:56Leave him, man!
21:57Let him go.
21:58Let him go, man!
21:59Let him go, man!
22:04Dad?
22:06What are you doing here?
22:07Hey, but...
22:08But didn't they say the old man wasn't well enough to travel?
22:10enough to travel happy but i told you this is typical cross you're making a racket i'm trying
22:16to hear what's going on down there let me go see what's going on okay my boy hey why is it i hear
22:22from my neighbor though that my granddaughter is getting married and now dad what is he saying
22:31didn't you say he couldn't make it hair up and told i would have been here my love you complaining
22:37about not being informed that's rich coming from you really is wait martin wait wait dad please
22:44let's go talk in private please let's go in there i'm not simply going to sit there quietly and watch
22:50you give away my granddaughter like we are uncultured like we are some kind of swine grandad that's not
22:55what's happening please calm down just calm down we've agreed that the lobola negotiations are
23:00happening on friday and we also agreed on the lobola price right dad
23:07you have agreed who did you agree with what on earth are you thinking you're negotiating your own
23:13pride price what is this now well things will have to be done correctly or no as the tana family before
23:24the wedding can take place we will arrange properly for the lobola negotiations and it's only then you'll
23:32have your wedding not so yes oh wow let's rather forget about the wedding special we might as well
23:39just have our own reality show series oh i have to say it's dramatic eh um grandad please please listen
23:46to me we can't just change things now i mean we've already sent the invitations and the venue is only
23:53available on saturday we won't have another day available also the tv crew is on standby oh my dear child
24:00do you not want your marriage to be blessed yes of course when you are atana we do things properly
24:09when it's an upright is getting married for lobola we want 11 cows 11. what 11 what cows
24:20do you just calm down well where i come from at home a man makes a plan my boy
24:30i don't understand brother i mean why are you entertaining that man's nonsense ah i want him to go as
24:46guys guys we had a plan what right does my grandfather have to ruin it all
24:54only god knows what he's really doing here and why didn't anyone tell him about the wedding though
25:01dad this isn't fair you didn't want to make a big deal of the negotiations for lobola so what changed now
25:07eh my child your grandfather's already here now so i'm afraid the only way to get rid of him is to do
25:13things his way hey no there's no way all right he'll stay but he'll make some holes in your white
25:19waiting my love fine i will not jeopardize my white waiting for these lobola negotiations if it doesn't
25:27happen in the next two days we'll forget it oh and most importantly i don't want grandfather anywhere near
25:35my cameras okay okay i don't know but maybe we should just move the wedding
25:55wow we we got the venue a year in advance it's probably fully booked until next year
26:01and besides the call sheet is out already we can't just cancel on it i know that but you live in
26:06cows oliga even my dad's annoyed and wants this over and done with maybe i can just lend you the money
26:13and you can pay back no i'm already living in your apartment babe i can't let you pay for your own
26:18lobola you're not marrying yourself no that was the point of us moving in together to begin with
26:23to save money i know but this is a lot i just want the rest of the world to know that i choose you
26:32for the rest of my life why is that so hard
26:40look hey
26:41i'll get the money okay i'll get the money i promise you i'll sort this out i have a plan
26:54come here okay okay
26:57i've got no plan
27:15no man my guy why don't you just go ahead and take so legacy money bro what kind of man does that make
27:20me well the kind who doesn't lie to his future wife that's not so bad no bro i just want to be able to
27:26do this one thing okay oh well
27:32how about spoon that guy's loaded he always has money i can't ask him again i took a loan from him
27:38last month i can't do it what about your auntie though do you know doreen by the way
27:49a bank loan it's not like borrowing money from your granny they need to know that i can pay it back
27:56it's a tough one hey speaking of greatness kakiso i know an old lady that can give you money now
28:06like immediately hey i promise you it's legit ah relax bro i see a potential plus one day hello how are you
28:18do you do you have a bad idea do you have a bad idea let's go he looks like a head
28:39name for cars man
28:47let's just go
28:54hello brother how's it guys hey hello hi greetings greetings yes hello to you too
29:03hey do you have an appointment through the app on play store i told you they're legit huh hmm
29:11three two three i ha evade 1987 right yes mama it is that's my dream car right there yeah
29:20yeah he traded in his old car for this one here and after that he spent thousands of rands upgrading
29:26this thing that's how it goes he likes to film things up you know yeah no it's worth it yeah yeah
29:31she's a real beauty yeah how much
29:38uh i'm not selling it ma'am did you not come here to borrow money though yes i'm getting married
29:45how much you want
29:45just tell me the truth 150 000 my goodness that's a lot of money for a first time yeah i understand
29:57that but i've got to negotiate lobola i i swear i'll pay it back so you you're gonna lend us the money
30:05or you're gonna now my chance hey gentlemen we're coming please we created you i'll give you five
30:12percent of my business hey hold on hold on hold on five percent five percent five percent yeah top uh
30:20ma'am if i don't pay you i'll give you five percent share of my business how do i know if your business
30:24is even legit ah man there were some white guys last year they were willing to pay him they made an offer
30:30for his app for 33 million i tell you what instead of the money hey i'll lend you 16 live cows
30:39because i like you
30:47you're lending me yeah the thing is my nephew is getting married tomorrow and the ceremony is at 4
30:54pm so i'm lending you his cows but you need to bring them back before 2 pm 2 pm you understand
31:03so what happens when the thanas ask what happened to their cows hey man it's not like it's gonna matter
31:11he's not going to keep them in his garden is he now we're just gonna show them the cows tell them
31:15we're keeping them at a farm then bring them back to mambas and then and then you win 2 million
31:20land from the capitalist and replace them before they know they've gone a war focus oh well i guess if you
31:28don't want my cows no no no no no we'll take the cows hey i'll take the cows and i i will take one of
31:38your fingers for every minute that you're late your fingers ah i think we should go my friend thank you
31:49uh gentlemen oh okay keep away my chains
32:03so we open on you waking up in a tiny little fountain apartment excuse me i worked very hard to save up so
32:10i can buy this place thank you very much cut to soweto guys are waking up split screen south africa's
32:16favorite villain with failed township entrepreneur i see it now then we cut to spiraling staircase the
32:25large patootie clan on the side on the other side the four zanas it's actually six now perfect okay or two
32:31families at war cut to lobola negotiations clan names and their uncles welcoming gifts and more but will the
32:39negotiations be open that's perfect cut cut cut um how about we just skip the lobola part and focus more
32:49on the most important part the white wedding huh boring we want all the drama like tears conflict family
33:00secrets no but what happened to having a a wholesome wedding special yeah wholesome just doesn't get the
33:07ratings or a safta who's the safta even for just sorry it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine he got real cows
33:18that's what i'm talking about we've got it imagine real cows coming down craying super white
33:29oh my goodness no i'm here i'm here let's load the cows come on let's go ah where's the truck
33:52ah but but i made a plan here you call this a plan can you see how many cows are here how will we fit them
33:57all easy i'll take them one by one think about what it will mean for the zanas it will make them happy
34:03uncle tahiso is literally going to kill me now you just had one job here hey you can be so unreliable
34:12uncle i swear i think that my role as made of honor is the biggest one i've ever had you know what
34:29what they say in america they're not mobile our ancestors are angry and people are being fed pies
34:37as big as your finger no man all this does is to make us look stingy the ancestors are angry at us
34:43for doing this here instead of at home i've had to appease them with a bottle of whiskey no dad not my
34:50guys follow the noise let's go let's go wait wait wait wait wait wait no wait
34:59go go go go go go go okay let me tell you about your time go go go go go go go i thought what
35:10yeah chlamydia you're just trying to help she thought she had chlamydia
35:16damn it
35:29bro what do you mean you can't bring the cows
35:57what's that thing what are we gonna do now we don't have enough time and i can't get married
36:02without my fingers your fingers what now what are you talking about guys there's always issues with
36:08this family what's happening here it's uncle so what did he do now he brought a small van to
36:12transport the cows oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness greetings
36:18what what what a pleasant surprise
36:23and you two know each other no yes
36:32you know what hey we have a big issue in our hands you know let's focus on gahiso and the missing cows
36:37the cows are missing no they're not missing i just need to get a truck quickly otherwise all of this is
36:44gonna be for nothing i know a guy uh he lives in soweto who knows a guy who knows another guy who owns
36:50trucks in fact you met him that night
36:52what night
36:57no
36:58probably somebody else
37:00shame he's thinking about someone else
37:03okay so how soon can we get it
37:04k-kakiso my son are you seriously letting your future in-laws help you to go and get the cows that
37:10are meant for the lobola no this is bad luck
37:14dad if there's no cows there's no wedding so no lobola at all how soon can we get it i mean
37:20i can go and get them it's just that i'm unfamiliar with joeberg unless someone accompanies me
37:25i'll go let me accompany you let's go what's this hey mama what's going on
37:39now what's happening with your sister mom i don't know what are you doing here
37:43actually zolega's my niece
37:49you know you could have told me that zolega was your niece
37:52yeah but you were not into talking that night plus with your one night stand rules and all
37:57i didn't even get your number so i take it your family doesn't know that you go home with random
38:01strangers well in their eyes i've only slept with and i'd like to keep it that way how's about
38:09i take you out tonight get to know each other come on dude we're in the middle of a wedding
38:16and anyway there's nothing to know because you see when it comes to love i'm done
38:20wow that's dramatic i think that maybe you just haven't met the right person for you who's fine
38:29dude just drive okay
38:43where are they time's almost up
38:57i told you i'm going to win today
39:10they look so stressed trust me things will come together
39:14so let's hurry
39:35incoming incoming
39:42hey come over here kakiso my boy i'll stab you i'm being please give us five minutes i told you
39:51kakiso 2 p.m shot yes you make me late for the wedding and it will be ruined no no i know members but
39:58we're almost done here just just just five minutes i want the keys to the truck where are the keys huh the keys oh the keys they're in the truck they're in the truck yeah over there i'm taking my bloody cows
40:10cows
40:12i was so true my boy it's just 10 minutes
40:15gentlemen hey gentlemen come on
40:18gahiso gahiso gahiso gahiso my son what's happening over here don't tell don't tell me and who are those people
40:27you know actually i'm going to butcher you like meat
40:30get out of my way you i'll be over there okay yeah yeah i'm coming hey who who are those people who are they
40:43come on let's go
40:44look they're taking the cows something is going on they're taking the cars they're being stolen i'm telling the others the cars have been stolen
40:54my goodness and then for my fifth birthday i
40:58uh are you guys listening when is the lobola negotiation actually gonna start yeah because
41:06this is not giving i don't think this is gonna trend hey uh you didn't even let me finish you should
41:12listen to the story if you just let me they're taking the cows what the cows have been stolen now
41:19whose cows i don't know who's taking them i'm going back there i don't know who's taking them but they're
41:22they're getting stolen my goodness go go go go go go go oh we're trending at number one
41:32i should have never listened to him and i knew this was a bad idea oh you're blaming me now yeah
41:37it's uncle godfrey's fault come on
41:46those are my cows
41:52what the hell is going on here you're gonna make me late for my nephew's wedding what what does that
42:13have to do with us watch out you can't talk to me like that just because he dressed all fancy
42:16hey brother what's going on let's go come on let's go come on let's go come on let's go
42:19brother no yeah brother oh dear that's my muscle huh there go my cows huh did she say cows
42:29what's happening what's going on what's going on how does she know how does she know how is going to
42:44what have you done
42:51let's go let's go
43:07Let's go.
43:11What have you done?
43:18You see, this is the content we signed up for.
43:22Saftas, here we come.
43:37Saftas, here we come.
44:07Saftas, here we come.
44:11Saftas, here we come.
44:15Saftas, here we come.
44:19Saftas, here we come.
44:23Saftas, here we come.
44:32Mommy, what are you cooking?
44:37Saftas, here we come.
44:39Saftas, here we come.
44:41Saftas, here we come.
45:07What?
45:09Saftas, here we come.
45:13Mastod export from the exhale.
45:15How will you distinguish between the values and space ?
45:18What would you describe to your body?
45:19How will your body go?
45:21I definitely do it in middle of the though.
45:23So thank you to what you did man.
45:25Your body doesn't search for me.
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