The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - Season 6 Episode 08- Loose Lips Sink Friend Ships
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City...
00:03Cannawal!
00:05Ladies, we're gonna get you nicely wet and get you in the water.
00:09The other way around.
00:10Yeah, the other way around.
00:11Wow!
00:13Angie, are you okay?
00:16The whole grand theft thing isn't true.
00:18No.
00:19There's some nasty things that have come out in the press
00:22after I hung out with this group of friends.
00:24And maybe somebody in this group is doing it.
00:26Nobody would do that here. Nobody.
00:29You go from zero to...
00:31Are you kidding me?
00:32You can stop.
00:33Are you serious?
00:34No.
00:35Oh, my God.
00:36Nope, nope, nope.
00:38I think that you're the source of all the dirt.
00:40I'm not the source of anything.
00:43They wanna walk down tears and leave me.
00:45Just leave me.
00:46It sounds like I've never done anything to them.
00:59Um, I'm just gonna put this down.
01:02Um, I'm just gonna put this down.
01:04She's awake. Now.
01:05She's awake. Now.
01:06She's awake. Now.
01:33Good morning.
01:36Good morning.
01:37Good morning.
01:38Have you seen anybody else yet?
01:39Oh, no.
01:40Okay.
01:41Am I in your way?
01:42No, no, no.
01:43Not at all.
01:44Okay.
01:45Then pretend you didn't drink me either.
01:46I do love your sit-up. Fantastic.
01:48Yeah.
01:49And lemons.
01:50It was super fantastic at 3 a.m. when it started raining.
01:52Oh, jeez.
01:53That was special.
01:54Would you like to drink something?
01:55Water, coffee?
01:56Yeah.
01:57Can I have some water and a Dr. Pepper?
01:59I know that's weird, but yeah, that's...
02:00Sure.
02:08Good morning.
02:09Good morning.
02:10Beautiful.
02:11I'm jittery and, like, kind of...
02:13I'm over, I think.
02:15Yeah, we drank a lot.
02:17What even happened last night?
02:20You were a baller.
02:22The thing with Lisa is just, I...
02:24She's our good friend.
02:25I don't want her to, like, look at our friendships like it's a scorecard, you know?
02:28Count our money.
02:29Know all of our dirty deeds.
02:31You know, all the skeletons in our closet.
02:33And, like, if she's a friend, be a friend.
02:35You were down on that pad in the water for a long time.
02:38I know.
02:39I just kept saying, listen, this is where we're at.
02:41Like, but she just said I didn't do it.
02:43I'm going home.
02:44You're not going home.
02:46Don't you ever ask me to admit something I never would do.
02:51I think you're the source of the dirt.
02:53I'm not.
02:54And I don't think...
02:55I'm not the source.
02:56I think you feed it.
02:57I'm not the source.
02:58And then you keep your hands clean.
02:59Nope.
03:00I would never f***ing do that.
03:01How would I f***ing know this?
03:02How would I f***ing know...
03:03Because everyone tells you f***ing everything.
03:05But I'm not...
03:06You just admitted to that one minute ago.
03:07Yeah, but no, but I'm not the one that leaks it.
03:09I've never leaked stuff.
03:11But why is it that I am blamed for everything?
03:13Because if I have a question about anyone or anything, I go to you.
03:17And I don't know why you're shying away from that.
03:22Are you f***ing kidding me?
03:24Are you f***ing kidding me?
03:25I worked so hard.
03:26All she had to do was admit it or say she was sorry for things she'd done in the past or that she was going to make efforts moving forward.
03:37But she refused to even be honest.
03:40And that definitely changed our dynamic.
03:43I hope our friendship can withstand me calling her out on it, but I don't know if it will.
03:48I just want to give us both some space to recover and then assess the damage to our friendship.
03:58What do you do when someone, we know they're doing it, but we'll just deny it?
04:02Keep score on every single thing in our lives?
04:04Yeah.
04:05And then just we'll deny, deny, deny.
04:06Like, what do you do at that point?
04:07I think you just reframe the friendship and you'll never really be close, you know?
04:12Because you can't trust them.
04:14Literally, I literally learned a lot last night about who people are and it's f***ing ugly.
04:22Nobody normal would have someone say, admit it.
04:26That's not questions, that's not friendship.
04:28It's f***ing bullshit.
04:30I'm just hoping everyone wakes up and is like, I feel like s*** because I was awful to my friend
04:36and we can move on.
04:38The fact that no one at this point can be like, Lisa would never f***ing do that.
04:41Why are you saying that?
04:42That's f***ed up.
04:43What do you, what do you think I said, Lisa?
04:45I didn't use your words because I don't speak like you, but I gave the same message.
04:50It's so different.
04:51It's a different level of support.
04:52Don't tell me I don't support you.
04:54Okay, but I'm sitting here trying.
04:56I'm the only one trying.
04:57Thank you.
04:58Me.
04:59Damn, you see, Lisa.
05:00It hurts me.
05:01How did you sleep?
05:06This is not my best idea.
05:07No.
05:08I slept on the deck last night because things aren't good with Brittany and me.
05:13We are going to behave today.
05:14We are not going to be your guests from hell, I promise.
05:17Okay.
05:18Thank you.
05:19You're so welcome.
05:20Thank you.
05:21She's mad at me for telling everybody what she said when we went shopping, and I'm irritated
05:26with her for running her mouth in general.
05:28If this is how we're going to sleep, it's going to be really hard for me to sleep.
05:31I'm going to sleep outside.
05:32I'm going to go sleep on one of those chairs upstairs.
05:33No, serious.
05:34Yeah, seriously.
05:35Yeah, pool chair, shockingly enough, is not the most comfortable bed on this mega yacht
05:43that we're on.
05:47She is upright.
05:48I'm alive.
05:49I feel like I missed out on such a great night.
05:52She lives.
05:53You guys, I'm living.
05:55I'm going to sit in the sun.
05:57How are you feeling?
05:58Oh, my gosh.
05:59I'm going to teach you off, but I'm good.
06:01That's good.
06:02Yeah.
06:03We're going to have a fun day.
06:04Look who's back from the dead.
06:06Hey.
06:25I'm going to go check on breakfast.
06:26Okay.
06:27Can I come?
06:28Because I need to find something in the kitchen in my stomach.
06:29Yes, yes, yes.
06:30I've got to get a juice or something.
06:31Let's get it going.
06:32Should I go paint a sesame suit?
06:34I mean, do what you need to do.
06:35Yeah, we're not going to get over today.
06:36I'm going to close change really fast.
06:37Do what you need to do.
06:38Like juice or something.
06:39Open sesame.
06:40Are we good?
06:45Are you okay?
06:46Yeah, no, I'm good.
06:47I'm totally fine.
06:48I would tell you if we weren't.
06:49Like.
06:50Are you still mad at Heather?
06:51I was hoping you guys like.
06:52I talked to Heather.
06:53I love Heather.
06:54Yeah.
06:55I love Heather, but what happened last night is not okay.
06:57It is not okay.
06:58The thing that really bugs me is that like Bronwyn and I were in a pretty good spot.
07:02I mean, ish.
07:03Like we've never hung out.
07:04I can hear you, Brittany.
07:06It's not going to help.
07:08She's like pulled out of me like.
07:10Ooh, like I'll be nice to you.
07:12So you tell me things.
07:13Yeah, but you've seen her do.
07:14And then use it against me.
07:15Okay.
07:16Brittany, she did it to you before.
07:17Yeah, I know.
07:18You are responsible for you.
07:19The line is like, I've never done anything to Bronwyn.
07:21She lied about me when it came to the grandparents.
07:23All last year, she let people think.
07:25Yeah, she did.
07:26I hurt her daughter.
07:27She asked me to do something and then turn that on.
07:29Wait, she asked you to reach out to the family?
07:32She asked me to meet with the grandparents.
07:34Oh, I did not know that.
07:35I thought you were just trying to like.
07:36No, it's in writing.
07:37It's in writing.
07:38Hi, is this where you slept?
07:42No way.
07:43Yeah.
07:44You really slept up here?
07:45Yeah.
07:46But we should move because.
07:48Yes, it's so hot.
07:49Well, and this is a teeny tiny little boat and Brittany and Lisa are talking loud about me
07:54downstairs.
07:55So to ensure that.
07:56And you can hear it?
07:57They can.
07:58Oh, I heard every word.
07:59Those two loud masters.
08:00Maybe we should move.
08:01Good idea.
08:02Where they can't hear it.
08:03Good idea.
08:04What is it?
08:05Mary and I missed out.
08:06We need a full on update.
08:07Okay.
08:12Why would you.
08:15So Brittany.
08:16Move out of your room.
08:17Brittany, the same with Brittany as always.
08:21I said, I reached out to her and I said, let's go shopping.
08:24She told me that Meredith has seizures and crashes out and screams at her.
08:28Then she gets furious with me last night that I threw Hunter on the bus.
08:33Then Brittany says, I don't want to sleep with you.
08:35And I was like, okay.
08:36I don't particularly want to sleep in our room either.
08:37There's nowhere else for me to go.
08:39You're vomiting.
08:40Everyone else is screaming at each other.
08:42I mean, it's just the truth, Angie.
08:44You're vomiting for 18 hours.
08:46It's Daisy.
08:48Hi.
08:49Good morning.
08:50How are you?
08:51Good morning.
08:52So we've got chia puddings.
08:53And this one, Mary, is for you if you want one.
08:56It's just not berries or nuts.
08:57Okay.
08:58Okay.
08:59You are so coming.
09:00Thank you.
09:01You're welcome.
09:02So I'm sitting out here and her and Lisa are on the back deck talking about me.
09:06Wow.
09:07Yep.
09:09Good morning.
09:10And there she is.
09:11Good morning.
09:12How is everyone?
09:13How are you feeling?
09:14I'm better.
09:15Thank you.
09:16Hi, ladies.
09:17Hi.
09:18Good to Martin talk.
09:19How are you doing, babe, with the sway?
09:22I'm breathing deep.
09:23Do you have a nausea band on?
09:24Yes.
09:25Yes.
09:26I've got one on each arm.
09:27Oh, okay.
09:28I might want bracelets.
09:30Okay.
09:31Right here.
09:32That's one way to make an entrance.
09:33Hi, Rit.
09:34I love the braids.
09:35That's so cute.
09:36Thank you.
09:37I'm making the best of my 80s hair.
09:39Well, you guys, I think that we should give ourselves a little break and have some fun.
09:52Today is the day of island adventure.
09:54We're going to be taking the tender out to the Tobago Key.
09:57It's world famous snorkeling, swimming, sunbathing.
10:01That's a chance for us to disembark and get some solid ground.
10:04It might be good for all of us, you know?
10:06And then tonight is zombie night.
10:08Let's have a great day.
10:10I don't know if the yacht life is for me.
10:12Let's see.
10:13You're getting your sea legs.
10:14I'm getting my sea legs.
10:15It's definitely not for you.
10:16100%.
10:17Mary, you were a very good friend to her last night.
10:19Can you believe she was staying there all night?
10:20She's so sweet.
10:21If you are going to be so nice to Amge, do you want to be so nice to me and let me come in your room tonight?
10:25No.
10:26Mary.
10:27That's a crowd.
10:28Two is company, three is a crowd.
10:30Okay.
10:31Sleep with...
10:32You can still sleep with me.
10:33I'm not going to hurt you.
10:35I'm not interested in sleeping in a bed that maybe you brought one of the crew into.
10:38What did you say?
10:39Well, the last time I saw you up here, you were trying to get one of the crew to come downstairs with you.
10:45No, I was not.
10:46Did you have a good night?
10:47Yeah.
10:48What?
10:49Yes.
10:50Yeah.
10:51Let me ask you this.
10:52Do you actually, like, run the ship?
10:53Yeah.
10:54Could you give me a tour?
10:55Yeah, totally.
10:56It takes.
10:57Not now.
10:58Why not?
10:59Tomorrow.
11:00I was looking for an excuse.
11:01Oh, were you?
11:02Yes.
11:03I'm going to bed.
11:04To, like, get out of here.
11:05I've been up since 4am.
11:06Too funny.
11:07Um, okay.
11:08Did you not tell Captain Jason I'd love to get out of here?
11:10No.
11:11I mean, the girls were saying he was coming out of your room last night to me.
11:15I don't know.
11:16Why are you even talking to me?
11:18I don't know.
11:19That's a bad idea.
11:21I don't know.
11:22That's a bad idea.
11:24I don't know.
11:25Everybody else told me that you were...
11:26He was fixing the AC.
11:27He was fixing the AC.
11:28Hello, this is Jason.
11:29Was I...
11:30You okay?
11:31Can I film?
11:32It's just, like, hot in here.
11:33Yeah.
11:34So, I was wondering if I'm not doing something to me or tirar.
11:36All right.
11:37You've got a feeling.
11:38I don't know.
11:39You're not going to be able to feel carried out.
11:40I don't know.
11:41And I think it's just something to get out of here.
11:43All right.
11:44Are you thinking to me?
11:45I don't know.
11:46I think you're not going to do something to do anything.
11:48No.
11:49I mean, the girls are saying if I was coming out of your room last night to me.
11:51I don't know.
11:52Why are you even talking to me?
11:53I don't know.
11:54That's a bad idea.
11:55Everybody else told me that you were...
11:56He was fixing the AC.
11:57Hello, this is Jason.
11:58Was I...
11:59Are you okay?
12:00So I was wondering if I'm not doing something correctly.
12:02Um, let me have a look.
12:05No one else was in our room last night.
12:07Just my little unicorn and me.
12:10Goodnight, baby. You are loved.
12:13Enough with the pile on.
12:14Like, Captain Jason's not interested.
12:16It's like, Dom.
12:17Right? Back me up on this, Daisy. Back me up.
12:20Daisy, come on. Is he interested? Say no. Hard no.
12:22I have no idea.
12:24It's ridiculous.
12:26And like, I feel bad for him.
12:28I wouldn't want my name dragged around in a conversation that I'm not a part of.
12:33Don't do this to people.
12:35Oh, come on.
12:36I can't even sit on the deck without hearing you and Brittany talking s*** about me downstairs.
12:40Saying, I'm a snake. I've done this to Brittany before. I've done it to you.
12:44You did. You have...
12:44Bringing up my f***ing daughter's grandparents again.
12:47Oh, Lord.
12:48She was like...
12:49When I specifically told you...
12:53Okay, stop yelling at me.
12:53I will not stop yelling. You're the queen of f***ing yelling at people.
12:56Do not talk about my child or her grandparents again.
12:59We have this agreement.
13:00I don't want any more being said about Todd.
13:03Todd's off limits and so is John.
13:05Full stop.
13:07And kids.
13:08And then you're standing on the back of the f***ing boat saying it's a Brittany.
13:12I did say that to Brittany.
13:13People can tell you to say that.
13:14Get him back.
13:15Stop talking about my f***ing child.
13:17I'm not talking about my f***ing child.
13:19I'm not talking about your child.
13:21Stop f***ing.
13:21I swear to God.
13:23If you can't agree to not talk about people's kids...
13:24Okay, this is deflecting.
13:25S*** down.
13:26No, you're deflecting.
13:27I swear to God.
13:29This would be a great time for Angie to go ahead and get back sick.
13:32And then we can go back to the quiet space.
13:38Just be quiet.
13:39I don't want to say anything about anybody's kids.
13:44And I try really hard to do the right thing.
13:47Bull s***.
13:48You know what?
13:48You dig up dirt on people.
13:50I don't dig up anything.
13:50Truth or not.
13:51And you talk about it by their back.
13:53And you pretend to be their friend.
13:55Even just a few weeks ago, you were talking about Bronwyn with your hair over your face.
13:59Saying, yeah, Todd was making out with one of my friends while farting the entire time.
14:03I did not.
14:03I did not say one of my friends.
14:06I did not say that.
14:08Hot friends.
14:13Are you f***ing kidding me?
14:19Let me back up here.
14:21About a month ago, Lisa had her Clarity luncheon.
14:25Oh my gosh.
14:28Where she kissed all our asses.
14:30I love each and every single one of you.
14:32Even when I'm mad at you, I still love you.
14:34We love you, Lisa.
14:35After that, we all went out to dinner at her club.
14:40So we were sitting there, and Lisa pulled her hair over her face, and she's like, Todd
14:45was making out with one of my friends while farting the entire time.
14:49I didn't want to tell Bronwyn, especially like this, but Lisa coming across like she's
14:54is a good friend and always tries to do the right thing.
14:57It's just bulls***.
14:59I couldn't hold it in any longer.
15:01Did you say he made out with one of your friends?
15:03I, I, I, he was, it wasn't one of my friends.
15:05But you said he made out with someone.
15:09F*** you, you're dead to me.
15:10I mean, I grew up in New York.
15:13I know a lot of people.
15:15And it came from someone that I believe and trust.
15:18So I believe that this happened.
15:20And I repeated what I heard to Angie.
15:23And like, now we know Angie is not a trustworthy bitch.
15:27And we will never do that again.
15:28This has nothing to do with me believing this rumor or being worried about this rumor.
15:43But this proves Lisa is spreading rumors about me.
15:47She's never going to stop trying to eviscerate every aspect of my life.
15:51So we're done.
15:55Do you, do you repeat all your conversations?
15:58If someone told me my husband was making out with someone and farting.
16:02I don't know which one I'd be more devastated about.
16:05I mean, it's both of it.
16:07It's just embarrassing.
16:08And then what's wrong with his intense, why is he farting?
16:12Oh my God.
16:14Something's wrong.
16:16I need to put a pin in this.
16:18We got a s*** off the belt.
16:19Don't ever talk anything to her shoes.
16:20Fogo P, it's one of the most.
16:21No, don't talk about your friends like that.
16:23That's the lesson.
16:24You don't talk.
16:24You need a break from meeting each other.
16:26Don't say horrible s***.
16:27Don't talk about your friends.
16:29You say horrible s***.
16:30You do.
16:31I'm going behind my back the way you do.
16:33No.
16:33Deflag, deflag, deflag.
16:35Don't, don't, don't.
16:35Deflag.
16:36You, I feel sorry.
16:37You're a horrible friend.
16:38I feel sorry for you.
16:38For real.
16:39We're going to take them on at, for, for beach landing.
16:55Yeah.
16:55If that's all right.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Okay, so then we set it right.
16:58Yeah, perfect.
16:59I'm doing a swimsuit and a cover-up.
17:02Okay, what to wear?
17:14Oh, Lord.
17:16I just want to get on land.
17:18Recover.
17:19Yeah.
17:20My goodness.
17:20I know.
17:32Oh, it's hot.
17:33It's unclear to me why you want to go spend time with these people.
17:42Don't come home complaining that you and Lisa got into a fight.
17:46I should have known this was coming.
17:49Because Todd knew this was coming.
17:51Lisa got exactly what she wanted.
17:53She wanted to get under my skin.
17:54She wanted to hurt my family.
17:55and I'm realizing there is no way for me to be in the same room as Lisa
18:01and not veer into this person that I don't respect in myself.
18:06But what would make Lisa most mad right now is if I went and had a great time.
18:09So, f*** it.
18:10I'm going to have the best time.
18:20Take your flip.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25You're amazing.
18:26I got you.
18:27I'll turn the bus racing front.
18:28Here we go, baby.
18:29Let's go.
18:33Look where we are, you guys.
18:34Everyone soak in.
18:38It's gorgeous.
18:41Are you going to get off on your shoes?
18:43No, I'm going to take them off.
18:44Good idea.
18:45Hello.
18:46Hey, don't bother them.
18:47They're working.
18:49Hi, babe.
18:50Get on the land, girl.
18:51Don't get too sandy.
18:54All right, guys.
18:55They're going to set up, like, an area for us to sit in the sun.
18:58And, like, that's just a beautiful, you know, stuff to snorkel.
19:01I'm going to go lounge.
19:03I'll go in with you, Whit.
19:05Thank you, guys.
19:06With pleasure.
19:12You want massage?
19:12I would love one.
19:14All the way in.
19:15Oh, my God, my nipple.
19:23Oh, I can't get back up.
19:25Oh.
19:27Oh.
19:28I feel really bad.
19:30I, my heart went out to you today.
19:33And I feel like I probably haven't been as supportive of you as I should have.
19:37I tried to stand up to her about what she was saying about Todd.
19:41I'm sorry if I haven't been more supportive.
19:44And I don't love what she did to you today.
19:46I regret that I yelled and screamed and lost my mind.
19:50But I don't regret what I said.
19:51And I'm not going to take it back.
19:52And I think the only way you're going to get her to stop talking about your daughter and
19:56the situation and the grandparents is to be as stern as you were today.
20:00I really try to be quick to be like, what did I do wrong?
20:03What's my part in this?
20:04Focus on myself.
20:05How do I move forward differently?
20:07She said you're going to f***ing this up.
20:08She's not sorry about s***.
20:11Oh, this feels so good.
20:12I don't know if you heard me and Meredith this morning.
20:40But we, like, had, like, a really direct conversation where I was like, hey, um, you know, it bothers
20:47me because I'm like, I know you know that I would never cede stuff to the blogs.
20:52And, like, I wish you said, like, Lisa would never do that.
20:55Like, don't accuse her of doing it.
20:56And what did she say?
20:57I think she feels like she does it in her own way, you know?
21:01Yeah, but do you feel that?
21:03Privately, I feel like she totally gets me.
21:06Well, what point is it if it's private?
21:08You know what I mean?
21:08Yeah, I mean, I feel like I have, I feel like, I feel like, Meredith, are you right here?
21:16I am.
21:16I'm moving a little shadier.
21:18Okay, come here, I'll spin.
21:20This way.
21:21I was talking about this morning, you know, like you've told her you support me in private.
21:24I feel like you, I feel like you understand me.
21:27I support you privately and publicly.
21:27I mean, I just think it's wild that everyone's so interested in how you and I engage with each other, but whatever.
21:34It's not wild, it's just bizarre, is what it is.
21:40Lately, I do feel like Meredith doesn't stick up for Lisa.
21:44She doesn't.
21:45And if Lisa's really her friend, then Meredith should probably speak up and help her out.
21:50Like, wow.
21:51Can you believe I'm actually taking up for Lisa Barlow?
21:55God help me.
22:00I feel like I do a pretty good job of standing up for myself, but there's some times I'm like, tap in, you know?
22:06Like, I need the tap in.
22:08I will support you if I agree with you.
22:10If I don't agree with you, I'm not going to.
22:11But I don't feel like you would.
22:12It's that simple, and I do support you, and I'm really tired of the narrative, so if you guys want to continue with it again, go for it.
22:19And you'll see what it feels like not to have any support like I do.
22:22Do you want one space of all of you?
22:24Yeah, but you're done with the conversation.
22:27It's enough.
22:28I'm not.
22:28Yeah, but.
22:39I will support you if I agree with you.
22:40If I don't agree with you, I'm not going to.
22:43But I don't feel like you would.
22:44It's that simple, and I support you, and I'm really tired of the narrative, so if you guys want to continue with it,
22:49again, go for it, and you'll see what it feels like not to have any support like I do.
22:56Do you want one space of all of you?
22:57It's enough.
22:58Yeah, but you're done with the conversation.
23:02Yes, I would love one.
23:04Thank you.
23:04Let's go for it.
23:04Let me come up.
23:05Don't let me interrupt you.
23:07No, no.
23:08We're done.
23:09Thank you so much for interrupting.
23:11Yeah, thank you.
23:12Wait, but I don't know why you're getting so upset.
23:14I'm a good friend to you.
23:15Because I've had everyone in this group accuse me of not supporting you, and that's all I've done.
23:19I mean, she's telling you there's an issue in you guys' friendship, and that she doesn't feel like you'd take up for her.
23:24That's how she feels.
23:25Well, if that's the case, then I'm sorry.
23:27I mean, that's a respect for filming.
23:29What would you like me to do, Mary?
23:31Go do criminals about it?
23:31I don't care what you do.
23:33You're not a good friend.
23:34Go jump in the ocean.
23:36Go do something.
23:37You can go do something, honey.
23:39I think you're boring.
23:40I do a lot of very interesting things.
23:45Go find a good story that you can tell, because right now, you're a snooze.
23:51See you later.
23:58Whitney's getting a good old massage.
24:00I know.
24:00Whitney, how good is her massage?
24:02So cool.
24:03Hi, ladies.
24:05Hi.
24:06All of us snorkeling.
24:07Snorkeling was amazed.
24:09Swam with a stingray.
24:11This one.
24:12I kissed you.
24:12I'm having fun.
24:13I'm so happy.
24:15You're here.
24:15You're here.
24:16That's what margaritas and sunshine.
24:17You really swam with a stingray?
24:18I swam with a stingray just like I was Nemo.
24:20Heather is a right.
24:21It was amazing.
24:22I never would have predicted that I could have this much fun with Bronwyn and feel this
24:27close to her in such a short amount of time.
24:30I mean, I think I was really committed to just, like, being irritated by her all the
24:33time.
24:34Come on.
24:35And I'm a little embarrassed it took me so long to stop being so stubborn.
24:40Okay, I'm putting my pirate jack back on.
24:42This is when I get serious.
24:43Mike.
24:44Come here, deck stew.
24:46You guys, Michael is inside of house, outside of house, and his specialty is gig.
24:52We would like to play a fun game.
24:54Never have I ever.
24:55Yeah, never have I ever.
24:57Who's going to stop?
24:59Okay, Mary, never have I ever.
25:00Go.
25:01Um, never have I ever peed in the ocean or farted in the ocean.
25:06Oh, not peed or farted.
25:08Yeah.
25:08Okay.
25:09I've peed in the ocean.
25:10Not twice a day.
25:11It might be too soon, but have you ever farted while making out with someone?
25:16Oh, no.
25:17Yeah, it's too soon, Heather.
25:18F*** off.
25:19Too soon.
25:20Too soon.
25:20It's too soon.
25:21Wait, what's something active we can do?
25:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:25So, basically, what you've got to do is start off at one side and go to another, okay?
25:30You leave all your drinks on one side, and then you've got to run to it, neck your drink
25:34off, and get back, and then the next person goes to drink.
25:36Neck your drink?
25:38Oh, my gosh.
25:38I don't know what necking off is, but I'm pretty sure it's the same kind of thing that
25:43got me kicked out of BYU.
25:44Okay.
25:44Stand behind the line, you f***ing cheater.
25:46A little closer.
25:47On your marks, three, two, one.
25:50Okay, go.
25:51Oh, my God, Henry.
25:54You're sad, you're sad, you're sad, you're sad, you're sad.
25:57Oh, wait.
25:58Why am I rooting for you?
25:59Oh, she's good.
25:59Okay, okay.
26:01Lisa.
26:02Whoops, whoops, whoops.
26:03Okay, this one's mine.
26:03Yeah.
26:05Neck it off, neck it off, neck it off.
26:06Neck it off.
26:07A souvenir I'm taking home with me is the mental picture of pretty face planting while
26:13we were necking off.
26:15Run!
26:16Run, Marlo, run!
26:18I thought she would be the queen of this game.
26:20Run, Marlo, run!
26:23That's the neck it off!
26:25There he is!
26:28Run, run, run, run!
26:29This is so funny.
26:31And the winner's off!
26:33Yay!
26:34He won!
26:35We're all idiots!
26:37That was amazing!
26:39Ladies, we're all heading back to the yacht now.
26:42Anytime that you can get us doing something physical and competing against each other,
26:46like in a relay race or something where we're using our bodies instead of the mind games
26:50that we play against each other, we're going to have a good time.
26:53I'm ready.
26:54Here, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll do it together.
26:57Bring it in, buddy.
26:58Let's go.
26:59I'll just do the steering.
27:00What are you doing?
27:02Right, I'm cowboy!
27:03Let's go, baby!
27:04Let's go!
27:05Woo!
27:07Oh, I love drinks!
27:16We have a rifle!
27:18Rum punch, I would love one.
27:19Thank you.
27:20I want the same as Heather.
27:21Drinking, drinking buddies.
27:23Okay, bitches, show up as zombies at dinner, okay?
27:26All right.
27:26See you in a minute.
27:27I'll see you in a few.
27:28Mary, do you care if I shower really quick?
27:30Do you need to get in there?
27:30Okay.
27:32I feel good.
27:33I'm going to keep it this way.
27:34That was fun.
27:34Dinner tonight.
27:35What is it?
27:37We're doing lamb, and then we are doing a zombie ice cream head.
27:43Okay, awesome.
27:46Michael, we need a blow dryer and then you to blow our hair out.
27:49Me specifically.
27:51How long have I got?
27:51Um, ten minutes.
27:55Make it ten minutes.
27:56Okay, twelve.
27:57Twelve minutes and I'm all done.
27:58I'll give you two ice cream minutes.
27:59All right.
28:00Are you a hairdresser as well?
28:02No.
28:03Oh.
28:04Heather said something about you having dessert with them because you missed last night.
28:10Yeah.
28:10And she asked if you could sit topless having dessert.
28:17I have to take Whitney a nail file.
28:20Let's come with me in an inflatable costume to her room.
28:22What am I going to be?
28:23I have a blue shark, a pink shark, a seahorse, and a lobster.
28:28How do you see?
28:29Well, your head comes through the hole your arm's in right now.
28:33Oh, my head comes out of here?
28:35Yeah.
28:35Like that?
28:36Yeah.
28:37Yeah.
28:38Your head comes out of that one.
28:40Like your arm goes.
28:41Like this?
28:44Oh, my God.
28:45Oh, my God.
28:46It's like dressing a baby.
28:47It really is.
28:48Dressing a drunk baby.
28:50Mary.
28:50Just wait until it fluffs up.
28:52It's hilarious.
28:53Okay, we got to get out of here.
28:54We're not going to fit in your room in a minute.
28:55Okay.
28:56Okay.
28:57Okay, girl, let's do it.
28:58Okay.
28:59Okay, you open the door.
29:00Hey, you open it.
29:01Oh, my God.
29:03Okay.
29:04Your little seahorse nose is still.
29:07Oh, no.
29:08Oh, the door closed on my hands.
29:09Oh, my God.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:20No one's going to close on your foot.
29:22Oh, no.
29:23I'm okay.
29:23I'm fine.
29:23I'm fine.
29:24I'm fine.
29:25It's fine.
29:26I went to all this trouble.
29:27Let me help.
29:28Oh, God.
29:28Is it bad?
29:29It's fine.
29:32Let me just get this.
29:34Oh, my God.
29:36I need so much pain.
29:38Oh, my God.
29:41Wow.
29:42I mean, I need the doctor.
29:43We have a medical emergency.
29:45We were being stupid, and then her hand got caught in the door.
29:49Okay, wait here.
29:51I've got something.
29:52Just careful.
29:53Let me see.
29:53Let me see.
29:54Oh, my God.
29:55Oh, it's so much.
29:55Oh, my God.
29:56It's so much blood.
29:57Oh, my God.
29:58I think I broke it.
30:00Oh, jeez.
30:01Here, here, here.
30:03Holy shit.
30:05Jason, Jason, Daisy.
30:07Go ahead, Jason.
30:08Can you please come up to the main saloon?
30:10It looks so terrible.
30:12I think I ripped my fingernail off.
30:15Jason.
30:15Oh, my God.
30:16It's me again.
30:18I'm so sorry.
30:18I'm trying not to laugh.
30:20It wasn't...
30:20I don't know what happened.
30:22Yeah, I can't.
30:22Oh, I'm so sorry.
30:24I've been so much trouble to you.
30:25Actually, can you not clean it off?
30:27Because it's really zombie-ish.
30:29Maybe you should leave it.
30:30We're going to wrap it tonight.
30:31It will never have you back, Angie.
30:33None of us can come back because of you.
30:35I'm going to get a little bandage.
30:36Nice looking at it now.
30:37Just hold pressure on it.
30:38I mean, what did I do to deserve this?
30:42I'm the nicest one in this goddamn group.
30:45Why have you guys had to take care of me for two nights?
30:49Oh, my God.
30:50I'm a liability.
30:51How does Sean deal with you?
30:53Are you like this at home?
30:54No.
30:54Oh, well, sometimes.
30:56Not really.
30:56This is me.
30:57This is terrible.
31:04Oh.
31:11Wow.
31:16Look at him.
31:17Oh, look at him.
31:18You guys, I've got him trained.
31:20He's never even done this.
31:21And look, he's...
31:21Would you like to come to Salt Lake?
31:23Michael, you're a porn hairdresser.
31:25The thing is, right, if I worked at your hairdressing salon,
31:27the amount of women that would flock to get the hair done by me...
31:29I'm already flocking.
31:30I love your confidence.
31:32I overnighted these from the UK.
31:33Holy f***ing s***.
31:34Yes, we are.
31:37One on my shoulder and one on my face.
31:39Ah!
31:40You win me over every time there's a theme.
31:44I love a f***ing theme and a girl who dresses on theme.
31:49I'm not feeling this.
31:51How's that for you, darling?
31:55It looks...
31:56It feels great.
32:01So, guess what I have?
32:03This is blood spray.
32:04Don't do that on the carpet.
32:07Why zombie night?
32:09I mean, we love to dig up dirt on each other
32:11and we love to resurrect old fights from the grave.
32:16We could do our own horror movie.
32:18What's my high-body count here?
32:32You exploited my vagina!
32:34It's all this horde.
32:35Stop talking about my daughter!
32:38Wake up!
32:39Bobblehead!
32:44Why is the door not open?
32:45There's a black thing on the right-hand side here.
32:47Lord.
32:59Welcome to horror night.
33:06Can I get any of you a drink?
33:09I would love a bloody cocktail.
33:11Can I do, like, an old chateau?
33:14Like an old...
33:15Whatever vintage you have, I'll have that.
33:17Of course.
33:18Hi!
33:21Welcome to the Zombies.
33:23Yes, thank you.
33:24You guys look amazing.
33:26I love it.
33:27Thank you.
33:29Thank you.
33:31You know what?
33:32Let's cheers to resilience and to Angie joining us.
33:35Thank you.
33:35Wait, why does that have lips on it?
33:38No.
33:38Excuse me.
33:41Oh, I haven't touched this drink, but there's, like, lips.
33:46That's not mine.
33:47I don't do that.
33:47That's all right.
33:48I can't hear you.
33:48Okay.
33:49Thank you.
33:49I know.
33:50Those are not my lips.
33:52My lips are not that small.
33:53You guys, how do we feel the crew did with our zombie theme?
34:00I'm into the bloody knives.
34:01These are body parts.
34:03The barbed wire is good.
34:04And then the costume tape.
34:06I might wonder, when would a hazmat balloon be appropriate?
34:10Oh, thank you.
34:13We all look amazing.
34:15You're the only zombie that I've smelled alcohol on their breath.
34:20This reeks.
34:21Oh, my gosh.
34:22You guys are great.
34:26You guys look amazing.
34:28Yay.
34:29You guys look even better dead than alive.
34:32Oh, Lord.
34:33For your starter, you have caviar lentils.
34:36Thank you so much.
34:37And a bolster seared scallop.
34:40Neur de caviar.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Mm-hmm.
34:43Well, let me see if I like it.
34:45Yeah.
34:46It's delicious.
34:51Hi-ya.
34:54Has anyone checked in on the home front?
34:56I did.
34:57I have.
34:58I personally turned my phone off, and I have not checked in.
35:01I called Todd and Gwen, obviously.
35:03I mean, they weren't exactly jazzed about my updates.
35:06You know what I mean?
35:07You said the thing about the farting and the making out?
35:10Of course I did.
35:12Why should I be ashamed to say it?
35:16I'm not the one who made it up.
35:18Oh, God.
35:19What happened?
35:20What happened?
35:21What happened?
35:21Tell me.
35:23I think Todd always feels like he's not really sure why he's a punchline here all the time.
35:29Like, why anybody's partner is a punchline here, you know?
35:32I agree with that.
35:33I just really feel like Todd and Gwen need to be off limits, and it doesn't seem like that's something you can commit to.
35:40As of today, I will never, ever, ever bring them up.
35:47Or in any capacity, I will never, ever, ever bring them up.
35:54Okay.
35:54And I'm very sorry that I hurt your feelings and Todd's and Gwen's.
35:59Thank you.
36:00Very sorry.
36:01I think it's disrespectful not to acknowledge when someone is speaking to you, so I acknowledge that Lisa is speaking, and it is to me.
36:09Otherwise, those words mean nothing.
36:11I didn't tell Angie anything with the intention for her to bring it in front of a group and humiliate Bronwyn.
36:18You know, like, I don't like to hurt people that way.
36:20Like, humiliation?
36:22I've never done that.
36:23I've never gone after that tactic.
36:25I'll defend myself, but I don't try and, like, go for the jugular.
36:28Like, I can.
36:30And if you open the door, I'll walk through it.
36:32But I just want to be status quo at this point with Bronwyn, and I'm genuinely sorry if she's embarrassed and hurt.
36:41Good job, Lisa.
36:47We need a zombie walk.
36:54This looks fabulous.
36:56Zombie land.
36:58You guys, the boat is rocking.
37:02Do you feel the boat rocking and rolling?
37:05My gosh, this is crazy.
37:10Oh, no.
37:11Oh, no, Brittany.
37:12I'll be right back.
37:13I'll be right back.
37:14Brittany, what happened?
37:16I think she's getting seasick.
37:20She's throwing up?
37:23Oh, no.
37:24Oh, no.
37:26I mean, it's not zombie night until something comes back up from the grave, you know?
37:30So, Brittany throwing up feels pretty on brand for this dinner.
37:40Are you okay?
37:42I just got a little seasick.
37:50Thank you.
37:50Can I just say, why are you drinking tequila when you just threw up?
38:02Because I'm trying to feel better.
38:04Give her a break, Maryzies.
38:05Why is it your business?
38:07Like, why do you care?
38:08Is there anyone at the table who thinks drinking tequila...
38:10No, I'm not.
38:12But is there anyone at the table who thinks...
38:15Why would you care?
38:16You think drinking tequila while you're throwing up is a good idea?
38:19I just think it's her business.
38:20Maybe she's having a hair of the dog.
38:22Hair of the dog.
38:23Woof, woof!
38:25I would say that to my daughter.
38:27I would say it to anybody.
38:28The rocking got to me for a second.
38:30And I'm trying to feel better.
38:32Not because I care.
38:33You know what?
38:37I'm actually concerned about something that I saw on TikTok.
38:41What is it?
38:44I saw something on TikTok today about...
38:48Seth's possible indiscretion.
38:52Oh, uh-uh.
39:03I saw something on TikTok today about Seth's possible indiscretions.
39:11What are you saying?
39:13What are you saying?
39:14Seth's having a mistress.
39:20Oh, it's from Salt Lake City.
39:22Oh, my God.
39:22Allie rode my friend's Uber driver last month in Columbus, Ohio.
39:26Showed her a picture of Seth with his mistress
39:28because she was their Uber driver like six months ago.
39:31Why would she say that?
39:34My husband does not have a mistress.
39:36We are in a monogamous marriage
39:38because your boyfriend breaks up with you
39:41every time he wants to sleep with someone else.
39:43That's your problem.
39:44I break up with him.
39:45Not mine.
39:49You're a liar and a malicious, despicable person.
39:55And you know what?
39:56I'm not interested in you trying to interfere in my relationship
39:59because you're jealous that you can't hold a man down.
40:02I mean, it's all...
40:03Have you not seen it?
40:04It's all over TikTok.
40:05No, I have not seen it.
40:08Nor do I care.
40:09Then she showed me.
40:11Yeah, so she's sharing it.
40:12You didn't see it.
40:14Listen, I get it.
40:15If you don't want to share, I get that.
40:17You stay away from me.
40:19She needs to stay away.
40:21Oh, my gosh.
40:21Now you're going to throw something at me again?
40:22I don't know why Brittany is even talking about me,
40:36my marriage, or my husband.
40:38I have not talked about all the stuff out there about Brittany.
40:42Like, there's plenty to talk about.
40:45Leave me alone.
40:47Leave my husband alone.
40:48Go focus on your own misery
40:51because you are a miserable bitch.
40:54I don't want to marry me.
40:56I want her to be the safe place to talk about.
40:58That's all I'm saying.
40:59It's just the zombie food.
41:02Can I have this all back?
41:04Whose soul was this, sorry?
41:05What's your soul?
41:06It's Meredith.
41:08There you go.
41:09Should I bring up all the troll commentary
41:12about every single person?
41:13We're not saying it's true.
41:14We're just saying that, like, if you need to talk,
41:17I don't need to talk to you anymore.
41:20Oh, you look so good.
41:22You look great.
41:23We want to talk about what I've seen
41:24about other people's husbands.
41:26I don't think so.
41:27I don't do that.
41:28How's the dessert, ladies?
41:31Just gross.
41:32And just like her.
41:34Oh, she's vile.
41:35Get her away from me.
41:36I knew it a year ago.
41:37I know it again now.
41:39Look at, like, how he just gracefully declines.
41:42I will get you your dessert.
41:45I will get you your dessert.
41:47but you're not meant to be there.
41:48Wasn't that great?
41:49You guys chased him off the table.
41:51I know.
41:52That's our friend.
41:53That was, like, embarrassing.
42:01The zombie ice cream cake.
42:03Delicious.
42:07Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
42:10We are going to free you, Uni.
42:12Woo!
42:14I love her.
42:15You missed the flight.
42:18Meredith was completely unhinged.
42:20Meredith was yelling at me about her.
42:23So out of control.
42:25At the end of the day, right is right and wrong is wrong.
42:28If I was yelling and screaming,
42:29I would have had an air marshal there waiting to arrest me.
42:32Listen, sir.
42:32End of thing.
42:33Love you, Missé Hины.
42:34Don't fool!
42:35This is wrong.
42:35You.
42:36Beautiful.
42:37Oh, my God.
42:39Oh, my God.
42:39I have to be here.
42:40Amen.
42:41I'm joking.
42:42I'm a scared one once in a hurry.
42:43Sorry.
42:44Ä‘á»™ng is wrong.
42:44I have been doing it even worse.
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