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Mo' Waffles 2025 Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00You
00:27My money legit
00:30And even that disappears in the dark
00:41I thank you kindly though
00:45So
00:47Now that I'm an investor
00:50How are we putting butts in the seats at H&M Waffles?
00:54You mean more waffles?
00:57That remains to be proven
00:58But seriously
01:00Run it down for me
01:03What exactly
01:05Is my money paying for?
01:07Repairs
01:08Inventory
01:09And we're doing a big for our opening
01:11Check out our page
01:12We're raising money for Moe's ransom
01:15But what if he's dead, Cherry?
01:18He's not dead
01:21In my gut
01:22I know he's alive
01:23And what does your gut tell you about me?
01:28That you're dangerous
01:29Hmm
01:31You remember this?
01:40Remember this one?
01:46Come on
01:47You know what?
01:48You know what?
01:49You know what?
01:50You know what?
01:51You know what?
01:52I got on some cheap Chinese shoes
01:53Making my feet hurt
01:55Can we go?
01:59Come on
02:00Cheap ass shoes
02:01Yeah
02:02You know what?
02:03I got on some cheap Chinese shoes
02:04Making my feet hurt
02:05Can we go?
02:06Come on
02:07Cheap ass shoes
02:08Come on
02:10Cheap ass shoes
02:11Cheap ass shoes
02:26Please Lord
02:27Let me keep my panties on tonight
02:38I had a good time tonight
02:52I did too
02:55Okay
03:03Now where is Moe Dee fresh?
03:06Is that a gun?
03:08Do I need Epsom salt tonight?
03:10Oh, it's hard
03:12But this one's metal
03:14Now stop lying, Cherry
03:18You know what happens when people lie to me
03:20I'm not lying
03:22See, I wanna believe you
03:24But I can't for the life of me understand
03:27How you didn't see
03:29Who kidnapped Moe Dee Fresh
03:33Now I'm not saying you're responsible
03:35But I do think you know who's behind this
03:38And what's it to you?
03:44I thought you didn't know Moe Dee Fresh
03:49Come here
03:50Throughout history, men have folded under pressure like a vegan at a pork festival
04:02For Steve Harvey, it was announcing the wrong Miss America on live television
04:07For Shaquille O'Neal, it was missing every damn free throw shot when they counted the most
04:11And for KB, now sweating like a hooker in church
04:12And for KB, now sweating like a hooker in church
04:17It's 21 questions from Atlanta's number one detective
04:20But I hear your son
04:23I'm not just
04:25I appreciate your detective
04:27Full name?
04:29Kirby
04:30Kirby Bartholomew Jackson
04:32I'm Scorpio
04:34Graduated from Grady
04:36Class of Obama
04:38I voted McCain
04:40Tell me about the day that you interviewed with Mr. Moe Dee Fresh
04:45Oh, Moe Dee Fresh?
04:47Well, it was at night time
04:49And it technically was an interview, I was there dropping something off
04:53For droppers
04:55You know droppers, right?
04:56It's the no delivery drop-off service
04:59You copy?
05:00Then we drop it
05:02You...
05:03No
05:07According to your application here, it says that you worked at Peach Pit Fit before you became head chef
05:13Oh, yeah, yeah, that was before I started to work at Dropish
05:16But I had to leave because I wasn't the right fit
05:17Oh, yeah, yeah, so
05:27I got there, and Moe Dee Fresh's car was outside
05:31Detective?
05:32That thing's so nice
05:33Midnight, black, bloody seats, V-12 engine
05:37I need my water the
05:39You like cars? Don't you, Detective? I know you
05:41You look like a car guy
05:42No
05:43No
05:46Okay, so you witnessed an altercation
05:52It was at first the pawn shop said these earrings were worth $50 after you cheated on me with my account you deserve them
06:02You got a refund that year
06:05Yeah, there will be more blood if you don't give me my damn money back
06:13I
06:15Are you going to get the fuck away from me?
06:18But then I got closer and it sounded like a being what's going on well, but not the type of beat in that
06:25Usually think of
06:27It sounded like two animals to jackrabbits going at it
06:32Mo D. Fresh
06:34Can you get a old head at the whole shit?
06:37It'll be both fresh baby. Oh, that shit go crazy. Hey, my pops used to play that shit
06:44You're really dope. I like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it
06:47Jackrabbit's interesting
06:51Tell me about the ex-wife. Oh
06:53She left
06:55Modi said she was a money-hungry hoe a woman has been a thorn in my side since she threw her thongs at me doing my first concert
07:03You got a woman? Yeah Taylor
07:06Do yourself a favor kid never get married not even in Vegas get yourself an auntie friend knows how to fry chicken keeps the house clean and thinks a side chick is a new chicken combo
07:16chicken combo
07:18Don't let my Mexican move off. I'm just a has-been with bad advice
07:30All right, let's get to it. I'm trying to share so much weight the scale's gonna have to file a missing persons report feel me?
07:35Huh
07:40How'd you become a head chef? Oh back when I was at a peach pit fit ppf?
07:46Yeah, I got big into the bodybuilder stuff, right?
07:49I see you know something here, so
07:53Check it out detective. Yeah, you see him so I got big into the bodybuilder stuff and I started to make these waffles, right?
07:59And I discovered that if you put protein-rich toppings on top of the waffles, it's good for building muscle
08:05So what I did I got up in the kitchen. I started whipping it up got real good with the waffles, right?
08:12Look, check it out. I call that the step daddy special
08:16Comes late, but tries real hard
08:19Slightly overdone turkey jerky on top
08:22Hmm
08:25I'm gonna need you to text that to me. Yes, detective. So right after that I was in this bad relationship
08:30You guys do a nasty breakup. She left me fit my abs left me to
08:37PPF they fired me
08:39But that's when I met Jayla
08:42We met at fat cam
08:44Bonded over missing out on the good stuff the honey buns sweet potato pie Swiss rolls you name it
08:50Anyway, right after that
08:53We lost all that weight together me and her we bonded now. We got to start a family
09:02We having a baby and I just got my baby a brand new pair of Jordans
09:09Interesting
09:14Do you know this person that
09:16That is the leader of an illegal criminal enterprise
09:25Selling slim aglutide
09:27Slim aglutide that it is weight-loss crack that is ravaging the streets of Atlanta
09:34Also known as slim sticks
09:36Slim? Slimadimadimdoms
09:38Slimadimadimdoms
09:39Slim shoebox
09:41Hold up. Hold up. You think I'm the jab?
09:46No, no, that's messed up. I don't even like needles. I have no needles
09:50The detective I get anxiety when I see a straw go through a true spot that is
09:54This huh?
09:58That'll be all mr. Jackson
10:01Bronson out
10:03So I'm good. I'm free of all charges. I mean questions
10:06Justice is not free mr. Jackson
10:12Justice is not free
10:19Detective
10:21Any new any new leads?
10:24A few
10:25Nothing too serious
10:28But mr. Jackson, I would save the receipt for those baby Jordans if I were you
10:32Withdrawals from slim sticks my cousin was on it lost weight and her eyebrows
10:47Couldn't tell if she was angry or just passing gas
10:52Where y'all going time for a new mission now you two
10:57All right
11:01I want you to do your absolute best okay beyond your best behavior
11:06They say if you leave a pressure cooker unattended it don't just boil over it blows
11:12Put the wrong thing in it and what started as dinner turns into a damn crime scene
11:18But sometimes you want the explosion see some messages don't come through soft
11:25Some warnings need blood and a missing body part
11:30Pressure ain't about chaos
11:32It's about control and right now
11:35Somebody's turning up the flame to prove they ain't playing
11:46That's excited right
11:49Doesn't this diner remind you of the one we worked at in bucks county?
11:52Yeah, so hillsboro diner
11:54That's somewhere of my life
11:56Oh, hi
11:57Sorry about that
11:58Bill collectors
11:59Okay, where were we?
12:01Names
12:02I'm Liana
12:03And I'm Jackson
12:04And together we're
12:06Jaxiana
12:10So we came to atlanta
12:12From the diner capital of the world
12:14New Jersey
12:15Jaxiana
12:17Yay
12:17You guys
12:18And seriously
12:21We heard what happened to modi fresh and
12:24It is heartbreaking
12:26So heartbreaking
12:28And a million dollar ransom and no one's paid it yet
12:32Girl
12:34I sure hope you're opening soon
12:36Before modi fresh becomes a seafood dish
12:39Like what we like to say at home
12:42Boots up in the Hudson
12:45Uh, yeah, we open in a few days
12:47Fingers crossed
12:49We'll uncross those fingers and put your faith into Jaxiana mama
12:54And girl, you want to hear the best part?
12:56You don't even have to pay us
12:58No, no, that's right
13:00We'll work for the price of free 99
13:04Yeah
13:04Free?
13:06Uh-huh
13:07Yeah
13:07Like free free?
13:08You heard that
13:08Yeah
13:09Everybody
13:11Welcome Jaxiana to the bar
13:13I'm so excited
13:20Okay, I'll help y'all clean up
13:22Reeves
13:23Hey baby
13:25Um, I've been texting you
13:28So, um, the eye hole is parked at my job in the parking lot
13:33I'm gonna leave the keys in the ignition for you
13:36Oh, and Lounge Lenders is scheduled for pickup at 1045
13:41Oh, and I picked up our new Slumbertron 3000
13:47I can't wait to see you
13:50Love you
13:57Right, so today we are taking pictures for our menu and for choppish
14:01Ooh, a big daddy waffle, huh?
14:03I'm not gonna be getting tips or someone's number, right?
14:07Sorry
14:08Um, so, uh, selling food on dropish, yeah, that's good for business
14:13But, um, how does that get us any closer to paying Moe's ransom?
14:17Right, we need to think bigger
14:20Ooh, what if we tagged Gravy Jones, the food reviewer?
14:24Oh, yeah
14:24Yes, I love that
14:25Yeah
14:25I'm Gravy Jones
14:26Cherry, we need to talk
14:27Oh, White Nikki, this is Jackson and Liana
14:30Jacksiana, a girl from New Jersey
14:34Why are you in Atlanta?
14:36Um, family
14:37My, um, my great aunt came down on some hard times, so, um, she needed our help
14:44Are you related?
14:46We're dating
14:48I'm just kidding
14:48We're besties ever since we got suspended from the sixth grade together
14:53Suspended for what?
14:55Me, the held our principal hostage, it was like this whole thing
14:58But, um, enough about us, what did you want to talk about?
15:02Uh, yeah, I was trying to talk to Cherry
15:05Oh, she looks busy, you could talk to us, we're cool, we're fine
15:08Come on, open up
15:09Yeah, what's going on, you look stressed
15:12Sure, um, so, if you've been calling and leaving messages for your boyfriend
15:18and he hasn't answered or called you back, would you, you know, think he's playing hard to get
15:25or would you be worried?
15:27Worried? No, girl
15:29But accepting the fact that he's probably ghosted you
15:34You think?
15:35I had this friend once, okay, her partner went radio silent, vanished into thin air
15:43Everyone was like, oh, don't worry, he's just busy
15:45Uh-uh, turns out he's the John Doe in the woods behind the butcher shop, okay?
15:52Isn't that, like, crazy?
15:55Girl, you believe that?
15:57Oliver is alive and well in some poly farm in Utah with five women
16:01Utah?
16:02Yup, with five women who don't ask questions
16:04It is nasty
16:05Oh, my God
16:06Oh, okay, there she goes
16:07Aww
16:08Bye, White Nikki, nice meeting you
16:10She is nasty
16:11We were giving good advice
16:12Sorry
16:12Oh, sorry
16:14Where did White Nikki go?
16:15Yeah
16:15I don't know at all
16:17So sensitive
16:17Yeah
16:18Jerry
16:21We need more mitts for these waffles
16:24Jerry
16:27Uh-oh
16:27Hi
16:29Who are you?
16:29Who sent you?
16:34Tasty
16:35Oh, it's KB
16:37This is Jackson and Liana
16:39Showing them around the place
16:40Hi
16:40You know what, though
16:41This place is really reminding me of the kitchen at the Bergen County Jail
16:47Oh, you used to work there?
16:49No, girl
16:50I was an inmate
16:51Girl
16:51Um, I think actually KB was asking for some more waffle mix cherry
16:56Um, I could probably look around and find it
16:59Great
17:00Yeah, don't even worry, I got you
17:01King
17:02Look at that
17:05Angels in disguise
17:09I'm scared of my KB
17:10They workin' for free
17:11My daddy told me that if anyone does something for free
17:14Watch your wallet and your kidneys
17:16No
17:19No
17:22No
17:26No, no, no, no, no
17:31Oh, my God
17:33Oh, my God
17:34What am I gonna do?
17:37This can't be happening to me
17:39I don't love HB
17:39I don't know
17:41Uh
17:41I don't need to
17:58The
17:59The
18:05The
18:06The
18:08Let's go number one.
18:27I need you to take me somewhere.
18:29Yes!
18:30What about me?
18:32Number three and number four get to play in the field to get jobs.
18:36That's my special assignment.
18:38Are you complaining?
18:44Why, dude?
18:50My bad, Mary.
18:52She never did fight fear.
18:55I can do stuff, you know.
18:57Other than babysit.
18:59No offense.
19:02None taken.
19:04If I had to do a review on the abduction, I'd give you five stars.
19:09If you hadn't have used that utility card, it would have been harder to get me in the van.
19:13Exactly.
19:15Number one thought I was doing too much.
19:17Smart people are a rare breed these days.
19:19Folks don't value us until it's too late.
19:21I'm going to take a walk.
19:39If you want, you can be smart too.
19:42She just dump it like this.
19:52That's how they get it all shiny.
19:53Exactly.
19:54Okay.
19:55Look, hey.
19:56Looks so good, right?
19:57Mm-hmm.
19:58Okay.
19:59Ready?
20:00Yeah.
20:00I don't know.
20:01I said we need more motor oil.
20:03You think so?
20:04Yeah.
20:04That's a lot.
20:05Hey, sorry, I'm late, Cherry.
20:07I got the camera.
20:09That Atlanta tripping was crazy.
20:11Jaxiana meet Poetic are in-house mythologies.
20:14All right.
20:14Poetic meet Jackson and Liana, better known as Jaxiana.
20:18Girl, they are committed to bringing our beloved more home.
20:20How they going to do that unless they're the kid members?
20:23Girl, you are hilarious.
20:25Shut up.
20:25Who is going to look at that on the menu and want to order from us?
20:32Is it bad?
20:33We'll just fix it in the edit.
20:35Mm-hmm.
20:35All right.
20:35And you know what?
20:36I think we actually need a drink for this.
20:38Um, Poetic?
20:40Can you get to it?
20:41Thank you, love.
20:43Really?
20:44I got this.
20:45Nice meeting you.
20:45I don't know what to do.
20:46Go ahead.
20:47I got it.
20:47I got it.
20:48Thanks, girl.
20:49Keep doing that.
20:49Yeah.
20:55Girl.
20:55Everything okay?
20:58It was all a lie.
21:04Oh, sweetie.
21:06I just don't understand.
21:09We would fall asleep on the phone every night.
21:12Right?
21:13He would be the first to like all my posts, the first to comment.
21:18Mm-hmm.
21:19He even made this cute AI photo of us.
21:24Oh.
21:25You're cute.
21:28Y'all got any photos in real life, though?
21:30Like...
21:32No.
21:35Dang.
21:36I don't think Ethan was still out here catfishing.
21:38You think I was catfish?
21:42Well, I'm just saying.
21:44Oh.
21:46I shouldn't be dumping my problems on you like this.
21:50There's more important things to worry about, and...
21:53Gosh.
21:54I...
21:54I can't let that crazy tag team take my tips.
21:57Okay.
21:57Okay.
22:00I've got rent to pay.
22:01Go ahead, girl.
22:06Go ahead, girl.
22:14Tell me what you think.
22:17Tell me about that necklace.
22:20It's tourmaline.
22:24It's a protection stone.
22:25It's a protection stone.
22:27Got any extra?
22:28Oh, my God.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:29This is last.
22:30What's their deal?
22:31Oh.
22:32Hold on.
22:34Trouble.
22:35Stay like that.
22:36Stay like that.
22:36Oh, my God.
22:38So hot.
22:40Okay, now me, now me, now me.
22:41So hot.
22:43I want it to be, like, really sexy.
22:46Put them on your tits.
22:47Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:48Put them on your boobs.
22:49Put them on your boobs.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:51Do they look amazing?
22:53Yes.
22:53Okay, wait, wait, wait.
22:55Wait, let's get some syrup.
22:57Ew.
22:57What?
22:58That was the motor oil one.
22:59Ew, you're so stupid sometimes.
23:02What's that?
23:03You...
23:03It was syrup.
23:05It was syrup?
23:06You were actually so dumb.
23:08It's, like, insane.
23:09Here.
23:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:13Oh, my God.
23:16Okay, that was the motor oil.
23:18What is wrong with you?
23:21These are actually so good.
23:25I'm a mess to this chef.
23:27Great.
23:28Speaking of trouble, how did it go with the detective?
23:33Like the bad old days.
23:35Hmm.
23:37Is that what life was like?
23:43Let's just say I helped some folks with their vanity goals.
23:46Hmm.
23:47But that's behind me.
23:49I'm about to have a baby in nine months.
23:51When did you do that again?
23:52February 20-something.
23:56Getting pregnancy, Graham.
23:57Take a look.
23:59And you know that detective had the nerve to tell me to hold off on the J's?
24:03What?
24:04Yeah, a little hating ass.
24:04I can't stand that shiny-headed...
24:07Hmm.
24:08Anyways, my baby gonna come out the womb, don't you?
24:10I know, that's all right.
24:11Let me see.
24:12Let me see.
24:13February 22nd.
24:17What?
24:18You packing like his daddy?
24:20Hey, B.
24:21Oh.
24:21It says February 22nd, but 10 years ago.
24:30Mm-mm-mm.
24:39Suck it up or go back to hell.
24:41Hello?
24:50This is she.
24:56I was told I could use a credit card to pay my deposit in first month's rent.
25:00Is there a problem?
25:04It didn't go through.
25:09Fraud?
25:11All right.
25:21Go, go, go.
25:21Do it.
25:24Hey.
25:28Mission complete.
25:30Perfect.
25:35Man, we're a long way from a million.
25:37Hey, maybe we can get one of those jars with a sick kid on it.
25:39Such a good idea.
25:41Jerry.
25:42Jerry.
25:44Do we talk?
25:53I smell money.
25:55And fatal attraction.
26:01Jerry.
26:02Jerry.
26:03You know I hate to be ignored.
26:06I'm working, Hilton.
26:08Look, I can see that.
26:11But you left so fast last night, I didn't consent to apologize.
26:14But I shouldn't have drawn my gun on you.
26:18But you know how I get sometimes.
26:21My head and my gut just say two different things.
26:29I'm sorry.
26:30Will you forgive me?
26:34Will you forgive me?
26:36Thank you, Jerry.
26:39Will you forgive me?
26:47What's wrong, Jerry Pie?
26:48I know who kicked that moly fresh.
26:56I know who's.
27:01So apparently this Hilton cat is the money guy.
27:04He's the one keeping Moe waffles in business.
27:06That makes Moe a smaller fish in a grand scheme of things.
27:10Mm-hmm.
27:12Mission Pinky Bromus starts now.
27:14All right, let go.
27:18It's me.
27:27Hey, Mom.
27:31Hold on.
27:32Hold on.
27:34What?
27:37Me?
27:39Pressure don't just bust pipes, baby.
27:41It busts lives wide open.
27:44And when it builds long enough, loud enough, someone or something's going to crack.
27:50Sometimes the truth comes out clean.
27:52Other times, it explodes all over the damn floor.
27:56But this time, it showed up in a cotton swab and kicked the door off this case.
28:02Getting our hard-nosed detective two steps closer to Moldy Fresh.
28:06Atlanterns and Bronsonites, our blood specimen analysis has shown one Cleophus Turner to be one of the suspected abductors.
28:26If you see Mr. Cleophus Turner, do not approach him.
28:36He is armed, dangerous, and frankly, not a very good person.
28:43One of the books.
28:45Terrible.
28:45No further questions.
28:50No further questions.
28:51Bronson.
28:53And the children.
28:54I like waffles.
28:59I like waffles.
29:00I like waffles.
29:04I want more waffles.
29:08I like waffles.
29:12Give me some waffles.
29:15I like waffles.
29:45Pour some syrup on my waffle.
29:50Pour some syrup on my waffle.
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