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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02it's the return of the reading battles.
00:05Hi, ladies and gentlemen,
00:07whatever the fuck PM is.
00:09Thank you, I am Ebony LaBelle,
00:11and that's a man, Maury.
00:16Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
00:19I have chose to save Dulce.
00:23PM, Shantae you stay.
00:25Hazel, sashay away.
00:30Oh, Hazel.
00:35Hazel is gone, and I feel like I just lost
00:40the most important person in this game to me.
00:43She didn't deserve to go yet.
00:46Well, fuck.
00:48PM, you are the only bitch to put up a great fight.
00:51Honored to battle against you,
00:53bring it home to Vancouver.
00:55Dulce, you're lucky, bitch.
00:57Love you all so much.
00:59Season six sisters for life.
01:03Although I think it was her time to go,
01:05I am sad to lose a sister here.
01:07Girl, that first three alliance crumbled real fast.
01:11Girl, let's sit down and talk some shit.
01:15Wow, that lip sync was fucking incredible.
01:20You twirled down.
01:22You ate that shit up.
01:24Oh, yeah.
01:25I'm like very sad to have landed in the bottom two,
01:29but I love to perform.
01:32PM has shown us that they almost have immunity in this competition.
01:36To be able to lip sync like that,
01:38it feels like they're never gonna go home.
01:40Ebony, I'm so over the moon for you saving me.
01:42I really appreciate it.
01:44Um, call it luck.
01:45Call it whatever you want, Hazel.
01:46The tea is you were doing the worst in the competition.
01:48You had landed in the bottom before and you weren't funny.
01:50So you're home now.
01:51Lucky for what?
01:52Every single fucking challenge we've done,
01:54I've done better than you.
01:55So lucky where?
01:56Lucky that I'm more talented than you.
01:58I'm more talented than you.
01:59I'm more talented than you.
02:01I'm more talented than you.
02:02I'm more talented than you.
02:03I'm more talented than you.
02:04Where?
02:05Lucky that I'm more talented than you.
02:06Something I did take into consideration.
02:08I wasn't sure what's coming up next week.
02:10I mean, we still don't know.
02:11I feel like it's gonna be something performance-based
02:13and I know that's something that you're gonna kill at.
02:16And also Dulce hasn't got the beefer yet.
02:19It was tough.
02:20So what you're saying is you saved Dulce
02:22because PM and Hazel are better performers.
02:24Girl, bye.
02:27I see PM as bigger competition than Dulce
02:30and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom.
02:33It wasn't no shadiness.
02:34Girl, it wasn't shadiness.
02:36This was your second bottom.
02:38Yeah.
02:39And so compared to Dulce with their first bottom.
02:42Okay.
02:43Ebony's dead to me in this game.
02:45She is a lovely individual,
02:47but she took out my best friend.
02:50She put me in the bottom.
02:51I'm not working with her.
02:53I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning.
02:56So let's go get out of drag, everybody.
02:58Let's go get out.
02:59I feel like this is my turning point to stop playing nicely.
03:05I think a few of us need to start talking a lie and stuff
03:08because I think there is something going on beneath our toes here.
03:12I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever.
03:15And I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here.
03:19I'm sorry.
03:20I have to put you through that trauma lip sticking against your fucking good sis.
03:23It's okay.
03:24I will lie.
03:25I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that.
03:28She's my target.
03:30He am puppet master.
03:35Bet you didn't see that one coming.
03:39The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:46With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:51With extra special guest judge, Kyza.
03:55It's a new day in the workroom and I feel fucking amazing.
04:10I can't wait to see whatever it's going to be.
04:12And I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce in the recipe.
04:16I've had a realization, bro.
04:18I've had a realization that I want to be confident.
04:20You know, I want to be that person who, you know,
04:24is of my dreams.
04:25You know, who's exactly where they're supposed to be.
04:27And I realized that I am.
04:28Word.
04:29You know, I am.
04:30But I realized that I was afraid of being angry at myself.
04:34When Zaldina talks, girl, it's just like a bunch of words that equal nothing.
04:39She's going into like a monologue about her spiritual awakening.
04:42I'm confident now.
04:43Girl, shut up.
04:44I just want to say something.
04:45I remember what Dulce you said with your comeback.
04:49I'm surprised you know the word grandma,
04:51because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Oh, yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56You cannot go to my mom and say things like that,
04:58because I really felt shit after.
05:01And I think it was really under the belt.
05:04Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like I was going for your trauma.
05:07I mean, you mentioned me being poor.
05:08I have trauma from that.
05:10So I don't feel like necessarily it was going under the belt.
05:13But if you felt some type of way for the jokes that I made,
05:15I do apologize.
05:16Thank you for letting me know.
05:17I appreciate that.
05:18And I'll make sure not to like-
05:21Because if y'all want to be-
05:22Y'all are lucky.
05:23Y'all are lucky, girl.
05:24I'll give you the fuck out of here.
05:26Oh, Canada.
05:28Seen it already, then had hers.
05:31Hey, Queens.
05:32Hey.
05:33Is it getting hot in here?
05:35Or is it just the topics?
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh my God.
05:43Tracy is everything.
05:44She looks like a Barbie out the fucking box.
05:45I'm obsessed.
05:46Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track.
05:48And my personal favorites were written in this very workroom.
05:52All together now.
05:53To God Novo.
05:54Okay, yeah.
05:55For today's mini challenge, you'll be performing some of the most legendary box in Canada's Drag Race
06:06Herstory, karaoke style.
06:13Girl, CDR has produced some amazing good verses and Mama, we've also produced some verses.
06:22So, warm up those vocal chords.
06:31You'll have 10 minutes to get into karaoke quick drag and I'll meet you at the mic.
06:35Go!
06:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:41I don't even know where to start.
06:42I'm the queen of quick drag.
06:44Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe.
06:47Dry gar cast cross coming.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:54I am tone deaf.
06:55Let's put some blush everywhere.
06:58No, literally just blush.
06:59Hey, party people.
07:00Hi.
07:01Welcome to Drag-y-okey.
07:02Yay.
07:03I'm sorry, Canada.
07:04I'm just going to say that right now.
07:05I'm sorry.
07:06First person up is a dulce.
07:07Yeah.
07:08I'm ready.
07:09Hi.
07:10Hi.
07:11I'm so excited.
07:12Are you guys excited?
07:13Yay.
07:14Oh, go off by Terra Nova.
07:15Y'all ain't ready.
07:16Oh.
07:17Super Nova.
07:18Bet your game's already over.
07:19From the town, they call the city.
07:20Terra's here to say.
07:21Oh, she's going to be winning.
07:22Gorgeous hair.
07:23Teeny waist.
07:24Starving you out of space.
07:25Hit the beat.
07:26Strike the pose.
07:27Show the cat walk what it knows.
07:28Feel the skin and the flesh.
07:29Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:30Smash this beat.
07:31Salute by Jet.
07:32I must admit, I'm out of breath.
07:33Literally.
07:34Yeah.
07:35That's so good.
07:36Yay.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Terranova's verse.
07:55Like, I think it's good.
07:56Like, I genuinely love it.
07:58No, I'm actually out of breath.
07:59That was crazy.
08:00Gorgeous hair.
08:01Teeny waist.
08:02Like, well, yes.
08:03I'm almost late for school, baby.
08:04Get the hell out of here.
08:05All right.
08:06Next up is Sammy Landry.
08:09Oh.
08:10It's Tongue Pop by Kennedy Davenport.
08:13Tongue, tongue.
08:15Tongue Pop.
08:17Tongue, tongue pop.
08:19Oh, my.
08:21Tongue, tongue.
08:22Tongue.
08:23Tongue pop.
08:24P.M. said literally hit the lights.
08:27I be focused.
08:28You know this.
08:29Don't come my way because you focus.
08:31Hocus, pocus.
08:32I be ready to ring.
08:33Go, little boy.
08:34Kiss you out of my league.
08:35Don't find me.
08:36Get like me.
08:37Don't hate me.
08:38Congratulate me.
08:39I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:42I sing okay.
08:43Do I hit the highest note on the earth?
08:46No, but I'm a drag queen.
08:48Who cares?
08:49Heartbeat by Luna Dubois.
08:52Give the deep voice.
08:53Give the voice.
08:54Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
09:00The way you look at me, the way you hold me, the way you kiss me makes my heart beat.
09:07Let's make it official.
09:08Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
09:10Sup?
09:11Bud launch.
09:12Even a grander joke.
09:13We're not open.
09:14Woo!
09:15Do you recognize any of these verses?
09:18No.
09:19Heartbreak by Amy Gonse.
09:23I better get this one.
09:25Don't text me anymore.
09:28Soy la rompecorazon.
09:29I don't want you anymore.
09:31Sal de aquí el perderon.
09:33Tu fueste un condom.
09:35One night and adios.
09:36I'm so sorry for your love.
09:38Now, bye.
09:39Close the door.
09:40Don't call me anymore.
09:42Soy la rompecorazon.
09:43La cartete aquí, woman.
09:45Adieu!
09:46Adieu!
09:47Adieu!
09:48Adieu!
09:49Adieu!
09:50Adieu!
09:51Now, let's go with not by Zanna.
09:54This is my dad's favorite song.
09:57N-O-T.
09:59Not.
10:01We're not friends.
10:02You're a means to an end.
10:03No matter how many OTs said.
10:05Caught you trying to steal my man's.
10:07I don't play pretends girl.
10:08I got friends.
10:09You got major split ends.
10:11Fake number one in first place.
10:12I could reach photo all over your face.
10:14Plus out the outer space.
10:15Signed, still delivered.
10:16End of case.
10:17Yeah!
10:18Oh my god.
10:19Oh yeah.
10:20I did that one off beat too.
10:21Just like her!
10:23All of us are like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:26At least drag karaoke.
10:27I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:30Girl, that was crazy.
10:32Oh!
10:33Shit.
10:34Sorry.
10:35What a show.
10:37But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:40Girl, thank you.
10:41That's fine.
10:42That's fine.
10:43The winner of today's mini challenge is...
10:46Dulce!
10:47Hey!
10:48Hello!
10:49Hello!
10:50Hello!
10:51First thing that held down.
10:52You've won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Shoe Freaks.
10:56Yeah!
10:57I'm not poor anymore.
10:59Come on.
11:00Queens, you've shown me you can hit the right note, but can you talk the talk?
11:05Ooh!
11:06Ooh!
11:07Ooh!
11:08For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand new
11:13drag talk show, The Shade.
11:15Okay!
11:16All right!
11:17Okay!
11:18You'll be serving co-anchor realness while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea to daytime TV.
11:25Yeah!
11:26All right!
11:27But first things first, divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:32Go!
11:33Oh!
11:34Oh!
11:35I'm down.
11:36I'm down with that.
11:37I'm down with this.
11:38I just turn around and look over and I see Velma and P.M. and I'm like, gold.
11:43What the...
11:44Oh, we have to split up.
11:45We gotta split.
11:46Oh, no.
11:47Well, yes.
11:48We got this.
11:49We got this.
11:50Each group will tackle their own block of the show, starting with...
11:54The Realness, breaking down the biggest topics in drag today.
11:58Think tipping and tucking and everything in between.
12:02Tea Time, spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines of the week.
12:08And finally, Couchside Kiki, an exclusive three-on-one interview with an extra special guest.
12:15Dance music diva, Kaiza.
12:18Oh!
12:19Oh!
12:20Oh, my.
12:21Okay, yes.
12:22Very good.
12:23Yes.
12:24It's Miss Kaiza.
12:26Oh!
12:27That is gaggy.
12:28I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:31Racers, start your engines.
12:34And may the best drag queen...
12:36Phil!
12:44This challenge is gonna be so much fun, yo!
12:47I'm excited.
12:48I am excited for it.
12:49For real, Chesa, I love her so much.
12:52This is...
12:53It's gonna be so cool.
12:54It's epic.
12:55Ty's up.
12:56I need to interview her today because I'm a dancer, she's a dancer, and I wanna know everything
13:00about her.
13:01All right, ladies.
13:02It's time to choose our segments.
13:04Does anybody have a preference?
13:05The realness, I think.
13:06Do you guys feel like...
13:07I also have the realness, too.
13:08I love the realness.
13:09Well, you guys do give real mess, but I don't know about realness.
13:11And that's why we wanna do tea time.
13:13I wanna show that I'm a real biatch.
13:14Wait, no.
13:15Not like a real bitch, but like a real bitch.
13:16I think we wanna do tea time.
13:17Or the realness.
13:18We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:19Yeah.
13:20I definitely want tea time.
13:21I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:22I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here, and I think this is gonna go really
13:25well.
13:26Couchside Kiki.
13:27Oh, that was easy.
13:28That was super easy.
13:29Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:30Who's gonna screw this up, and who's gonna do well?
13:31I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:33Okay.
13:34That's gonna work.
13:35Good.
13:36Good.
13:37Good.
13:38Good.
13:39Good.
13:40Good.
13:41Good.
13:42Good.
13:43Good.
13:44Good.
13:45Good.
13:46Good.
13:47Good.
13:48Good.
13:49Good.
13:50Good.
13:51Good.
13:52Good.
13:53Good.
13:54Good.
13:55Good.
13:56Hi, welcome back to The Shade.
13:57I'm Sammy.
13:58I'm PM.
13:59I'm Vela.
14:00And we're here having the couchside Kiki.
14:04We are all so happy to be working together, and it's just ear to ear grins, which is exactly
14:10the setup you need for this challenge.
14:13I feel really good.
14:14I mean, obviously, I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
14:18When did I say that?
14:19When we were standing up there, and me and Maya were separate, none of you were eager to
14:24pull me in or be like, oh, those that come here.
14:26Yeah, but you didn't do that to me either.
14:27When?
14:28When you weren't with Maya, you weren't like terrible.
14:30I literally was the one that went into your group.
14:32Girl, like it's not that serious.
14:35It is not that serious.
14:36I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:37I wanted to say whistle,
14:39so it's like either one of you has to come.
14:41No, because she grabbed me first.
14:42But what I do want to do is that little shit like this
14:45doesn't fucking matter because we need to do well.
14:47Well, my feelings do matter.
14:48So if that's how I felt, that's how I'm going to talk.
14:50Oh my God, okay.
14:51That part.
14:52But girl, this is definitely not the energy
14:55that I want to start with.
14:57Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
14:58I'm going to say how I feel,
15:00and you're not going to shut me up
15:01because this is not the energy that you need.
15:03Saltina trying to silent on white voices, girl.
15:06Not today, girl.
15:06I knew exactly what I was doing.
15:08Girl, she's so annoying.
15:11Okay, ladies.
15:13We got the winning team because we're all winners.
15:16We do.
15:17You know what, actually about that,
15:18I think that gives us a little bit more pressure this week
15:21because this is the thing.
15:22We know the judges like us.
15:23Clocked up.
15:24Hell yes, there's a lot of pressure being in a group with all winners.
15:26Not only are the other girls looking at us
15:28because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:30but at the same time,
15:32I'm working with people who have already proved themselves
15:34in this competition.
15:35So I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:37So how are you guys feeling about the topic that we got?
15:39Is this, was this your number one choice or?
15:41I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:43I just didn't want the couch side Chi Chi.
15:45I just think a three-on-one interview
15:47is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:49It's risky.
15:50I don't know how they'll do,
15:52but they're all smiles over there.
15:53So maybe they'll do well,
15:56but you can never trust the person that smiles too much.
15:57You know, like, if you always smiling,
15:59like, what are you hiding?
16:01Like they're over there like,
16:02Girl, that's why Star went home.
16:05Too damn much.
16:05Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
16:08Does anybody feel like they really would love to moderate?
16:12I would love to moderate.
16:13Okay, I would really love that.
16:14I really hope that if I do a good job as the moderator,
16:17that'll be my ticket to the win.
16:19I think we do have a challenge
16:20because we're four people talking.
16:23We have to be smart about it.
16:24We don't want to cut her off,
16:25but we want to make sure that at the end of the day,
16:27it's us being evaluated and not her, you know?
16:29We're going to have to listen even more
16:31because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:34You cannot zone out.
16:36You can't clock out.
16:37You gotta clock in, as Van would say,
16:40thousands of times.
16:42See, clock it.
16:43Clock it, clock it.
16:45Clock it.
16:46Clock it.
16:47Fucking clock it.
16:49I hate it.
16:51I feel like all these topics we could talk about
16:53for like 10 minutes each.
16:54That would definitely be our challenge.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Is keeping it concise.
16:58And this is daytime, so we have to be inspirational.
17:00My strategy during this challenge
17:02is to show a more serious side of myself.
17:06But, you know, I want to talk about,
17:07like, my experiences.
17:09So, padding in and out.
17:10For me, personally, I always pat.
17:12I think people should do it first to find out how it feels.
17:15Do you ever pat something out or no?
17:16I started with padding.
17:18And then, you know, because of my body,
17:20because I have to use the washroom so much,
17:22I was like, you know what?
17:23Let's try it without padding.
17:25I do have an invisible disability because of my car accident.
17:28And that ranges from any gut issues.
17:31It ranges from scar tissue pain, fatigue, joint pain.
17:36I go to the washroom a lot.
17:38Sometimes after a number, I'm running to a washroom
17:41because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:43As I'm like, at first I was like, oh my God,
17:45this is a comedy challenge.
17:46I was like, actually, it's not.
17:47No, and the main thing is to be yourself.
17:49I feel like we all talk a lot,
17:51but we're also not really loud.
17:53And we don't overpower each other.
17:54I'm not going in there with a character.
17:56I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
17:58I'm treating it like I'm literally just sitting there,
18:00talking to my friends and listening.
18:03So how are we feeling about the other two groups?
18:07Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
18:09They talk a lot.
18:11You know, I'm just wondering if Van and Ebony
18:14can just shut and listen for one second.
18:17As much as I love Ebony and Van Goss,
18:19they don't know how to hold a conversation like a person.
18:21And then Dulce, Saltina, and Caramel.
18:25I feel like that's a strong team.
18:27Oh, but you know what?
18:29We have more confidence.
18:30Yeah.
18:32I feel like the realness is a more subdued group.
18:35I am not sure if they're going to find the fun aspect,
18:39but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:44Beautiful.
18:45Oh, look at that, baby.
18:47Wow.
18:48Hey, queens.
18:50Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:51Yes.
18:54Dulce, Saltina, Caramel, you're up first.
18:56Everybody else, have a seat.
18:58Yay.
18:59We're about to do our live taping of The Shade.
19:02Let's hope this goes well.
19:05The Shade is obviously a talk show,
19:08but listening is just as important as the talking.
19:13What daytime show are they on, girl?
19:15One's going to a wedding, one's going figure skating,
19:17the other one's going to a rave.
19:19It's something else, girl.
19:20We're going live in five, four, three.
19:26Hello, and welcome to The Shade,
19:28the talk show that keeps you on your heels.
19:31My name is Dulce, and with me today,
19:33I have Saltina and Caramel.
19:36In our first segment of the day,
19:38it's time for the realness,
19:40where we will be discussing some hot topics
19:42and dishing our opinions.
19:44First up, padding.
19:46In or out, ladies?
19:47I feel like right now,
19:48there's a major discourse around padding.
19:50I feel like it's really up to the girl.
19:52It's really up to you and your drag.
19:54For me, I started with padding.
19:56I started with it, and I loved it.
19:58But you know how much I go to the washroom?
19:59Well, yes.
20:01I decided to try it without, and I love it.
20:05I recall this one time I did a show,
20:06and it wasn't until it was halfway through
20:09that I realized that I had forgotten my pads at home.
20:12After that, I was just in the mirror crying.
20:14But I had to quit the show halfway
20:16because I think I relied on the pads so much
20:18to make me feel comfortable.
20:20And I love the way my body looks when it's padded.
20:23The energy on this segment is so low.
20:26Girls, pick it up.
20:28Club culture.
20:30So when I say that, ladies, like, what comes to your mind?
20:33For me, it's one word.
20:34It's accessibility.
20:35Yeah.
20:36As a broke-body baddie myself,
20:38I want to see more people like me there.
20:39I want to see people who never thought
20:41that they could be there go and have a good time.
20:44It's definitely more about, like, acceptance.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I find that sometimes, like, when I go out of drag
20:49to the same club that I was performing at,
20:51like, literally last night,
20:53it's, like, it's harder for me to get a drink.
20:55Girl, this is boring.
20:57If this was a talk show, I'd be changing the channel by now.
21:00Mm-hmm.
21:01Even more sober spaces.
21:02There's a lot of sober queens.
21:04It's hard when all your friends are drunk
21:05or drinking is encouraged or it's like,
21:07I'm not drinking tonight.
21:08No, do a tequila shot.
21:09We shouldn't be encouraging that.
21:11And as a sober girl myself,
21:13I can say I can still party.
21:15Thank you very much.
21:16100%.
21:16I can still party.
21:17Oh, I know.
21:19Speaking about partying,
21:21there's nothing we love to do more than party
21:22with our drag families.
21:24Do you guys have a drag family?
21:26I feel like I started drag
21:27and I had a drag mother right away,
21:29and she has been incredible, so supportive.
21:30But I've learned that it's not just, like,
21:32having a drag mother, drag daughter.
21:34It's about the connections you make along the way.
21:36Drag family's important.
21:39It's really important.
21:40Girl, curled milk is giving an empty plate.
21:43Please, sir, can I have some more?
21:45Unfortunately, that is time for us.
21:48I wanted to thank you guys so much for joining us.
21:50We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:58I'm with my Tea Time girls,
22:00Van, Ebony, and Maya Fox.
22:03We are going in to film our segment,
22:04and, girl, I am feeling shady.
22:06We're going live in five, four, three,
22:09two, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four.
22:11Have you got your cups ready?
22:13Whether you like it iced, hot, or full of shade,
22:16grab your girls, because it's...
22:20Tea time.
22:22My name is Van Goth, and I am here with Ebony LaBelle
22:25and Maya Fox to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea.
22:30Maya, what are you brewing over there?
22:31Well, listen, the first story of the day involves a scandal
22:35with the current reigning queen of Canada's drag race.
22:38No way.
22:39That's right.
22:40The Virgo queen, she's not even a Virgo.
22:42She's a Scorpio.
22:43A Scorpio?
22:44Listen, Ebony, you're a Virgo, right?
22:46What do you think about that?
22:47Listen, us Virgos, we are funny.
22:48Yes.
22:49We are organized, and we got rocking bodies.
22:53And let me tell you, when I was watching Virgo on season five...
22:55Cush, you got one of that, okay?
22:57Ooh, ooh.
22:58Clock it.
22:59Now listen, Ebony, what are you seeping on over there?
23:01It is pretty bitter.
23:03I'ma be real.
23:03I won last week, yes, and I got real close
23:07and personal with the beaver.
23:09She was cute, but she was a little suspicious.
23:13Oh, how so?
23:14Girl, she not even gold.
23:16Girl.
23:17Oh, my gaga gaga.
23:18Now, Miss Maya, you won a few weeks ago.
23:20I did.
23:21And you held the beaver.
23:22Well, listen, when I picked Miss Beaver up,
23:24she was a little lighter than I expected,
23:26but I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic, okay?
23:29She might have been.
23:30She might have been.
23:31Now, listen, I have some breaking news as well.
23:33Y'all know Jimbo, right?
23:34Of course.
23:35Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school.
23:38Okay.
23:39Wait, that's just me.
23:40She's offering classes.
23:41She's got teachers.
23:42I actually got an email.
23:44She was offering me a full ride scholarship.
23:47Yes, she knew the drag was good
23:48or that the drag needed help.
23:50I don't know, anyway.
23:51Let me tell you about the most popular course
23:53that she's offering.
23:54It's how to lose twice and win on the third try.
23:58So, you know our queen mother?
23:59Of course.
24:00Host of Canada's Drag Race.
24:02Now, tell me why she was caught at DragCon with no wig.
24:06I don't know, though.
24:08I'm kind of here for it.
24:09It's giving very Joey J tees.
24:11Yes, that is true.
24:12But listen, if I were to be caught at a gig
24:14or in public with no wig, it'd be pretty scurry up in there.
24:18It would be, but you know, Miss Thing is a trendsetter.
24:20If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig, maybe ladies,
24:24we should try no wig.
24:25Should we give it a...
24:27No, no, no, no, we'll leave it to Brooklyn.
24:30She got the bono structure for it.
24:32Van Gogh, Ebony, and Maya are doing really well.
24:35They picked up the energy.
24:37Sorry.
24:38Oh, I picked up my energy there.
24:41Have you got your fill?
24:42Because I'm overflowing, but don't go anywhere.
24:45The shade will be right back.
24:48Yay!
24:50All right, we have Sammy, PM, and Velma.
24:52How you doing?
24:53Great.
24:55OK, we are back in five, four, three.
25:00Bonjour, and welcome back.
25:02I'm Sammy, and I'm joined by...
25:04Hi, I'm PM.
25:06I am Velma.
25:07And this is Couchside Kiki,
25:10where we get to know one of your favorite Canadian celebrities.
25:14Today, we're very excited for this one.
25:17We're joined by three-time Juno award-winning artist.
25:21It's Kaisa, everyone.
25:23Hi!
25:26We're so happy to have you.
25:28You look so good.
25:29Wow.
25:29Take a seat.
25:30Yeah, sit down.
25:31So this is the Couchside Kiki, OK?
25:33See, my nickname is Kiki.
25:35No, my mom calls me Kiki.
25:37This is perfect.
25:39We're about to have a good Kiki now.
25:41I'm a dancer, and I so look up to you in your movement quality and just everything you exude.
25:49How long have you been a mover?
25:51Because it seems like forever.
25:53Yeah, since I was a kid.
25:54I started ballet when I was, like, two, but I've always been a bit awkward, actually.
25:57You can sort of see it.
25:58I'm a little, like, nerdy and awkward, and that's actually because I'm ambidextrous.
26:01Oh, OK.
26:02And I have a dual-dominant brain.
26:04Do you have a favorite performance memory?
26:07One of the coolest memories was performing at Wembley Stadium.
26:10Oh, my gosh.
26:11It's the first time I experienced, like, when they say the crowd high.
26:14There's nothing like that.
26:15I got actually high, and I got lost.
26:19Like, I was on this thrust stage, and I went down, and I was just like...
26:23I'll have what she's having.
26:24Yeah, I know.
26:25Well, speaking of being lost, one of my favorite personal song ever is Idaway.
26:33This music video, because it's a one-shot video, how did you come with that idea?
26:38I was broke.
26:39I couldn't afford an editor.
26:42Yes.
26:43Couch High Kiki is going good.
26:46There's seeming to connect with Kaiza.
26:48I don't know.
26:49It's better than the realness.
26:50I'm going to tell you that.
26:51Now, we're about to go into our favorite segment, all right?
26:54So this is rapid-fire questions, all right?
26:57And you just answer with the first thing that pops up in your mind.
27:00Yeah, don't be scared.
27:01Don't be scared.
27:02It's a good couch here.
27:03Very good couch.
27:03I love this talk show, by the way.
27:04Oh, thank you.
27:06Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
27:08Now, East Coast or West Coast?
27:10And be careful, I'm from the East Coast.
27:12I'm from the West Coast.
27:13Honestly, I find the East Coast more artistic.
27:16It is.
27:17But I like relaxing.
27:18I go to the West Coast to, like, disappear and kind of get into my soul, my, like, vanish.
27:23Sweet or salty?
27:24Salty.
27:25Sneakers or stilettos?
27:27Ah!
27:28Ah!
27:29I know.
27:30Because I like the sneaker stilettos.
27:31Have you seen that?
27:32Oh, yes, yes, yes.
27:33Yes, yes, yes.
27:34Yes, yes, yes.
27:35Ketchup on poutine.
27:36Agree?
27:37Mm, mm, mm.
27:37Yeah, okay, okay, I'm good.
27:38Gravy.
27:39Gravy ketchup.
27:40I'm there with you.
27:41Okay.
27:41We're trying to be inclusive here, but I'm with you.
27:44That's all the time we have.
27:46Thank you so much for taking the time to Kiki with us.
27:50Tune in tomorrow where we will be joined by Brad Goreski.
27:54Where has he been?
27:56We will find out.
27:57I'm Sammy.
27:58I'm PM.
27:59And I'm Velma.
28:00Thanks for sitting with us at Couchside Kiki.
28:06Wow.
28:07I'm just really happy with what we did.
28:09Everything was so fast, but I have just a good feeling about it.
28:15It's elimination day, and some of these girls should be really worried because they forgot
28:19that a daytime talk show is still supposed to be entertaining.
28:22It's TV.
28:23We did really fucking good.
28:24None of us fucking stumbled.
28:26I can acknowledge when I don't do well, but I can acknowledge when I do fucking well.
28:30And I did fucking well this week.
28:31I feel like we did do well.
28:33I feel like it really depends on the taste of the judges per each segment.
28:36You know what I mean?
28:37She was having fun with us.
28:38I really feel like she was having fun.
28:39She said it.
28:40She said it.
28:41That's the thing.
28:42We were having a Kiki.
28:43After seeing all these shady bitches have fake ass alliances, I'm going to go align myself
28:48with the two realest people in this room.
28:51I think we need to get real right now because I haven't felt like I have anyone that really has my back.
29:00And I would love to have a weirdo clown alliance.
29:04Yeah.
29:05Of course.
29:06Let's just do that, that trio.
29:08Like the three clowns.
29:09Why not?
29:10I feel like these two are two people that I can rely on.
29:13And even for the weirdo queens, we had very daytime looks.
29:17Oh my God.
29:18Yeah.
29:19Yeah.
29:20It's time to send in the clowns.
29:24I don't know how many of you guys know this.
29:26I don't think I've shared it with that many people unless they knew like my day job about
29:30like a year or two ago for like six years, I was in the military.
29:33Like that was like my regular job.
29:35Wow.
29:36And while I did that, like I still did drag and I would get into drag like on the bases and
29:42like go to my show.
29:43That's iconic.
29:44And they knew I didn't hide it.
29:46Like I never changed my voice.
29:48I never changed anything.
29:49Cause like I've always wanted to be unapologetically myself.
29:52As I was there in longer time and more years, like people would like come out to me and
29:56stuff and say like how cool it was to see someone so queer and stuff in the army.
30:00But they're like, just the fact that you can do that is like super cool.
30:03And honestly, that brought me so much joy.
30:05Dulce, have you ever like used a gun or like shot a gun or like done any of that?
30:09Girl, yes, I used to.
30:11I can like do like a machine gun, a regular gun.
30:14I can like take them apart, put them back together blindfolded, honey.
30:17Like what?
30:18Yes.
30:19I mean, yes.
30:20Yes.
30:21Literally.
30:22Yes.
30:23Like Dulce knows how to assemble a gun blindfolded.
30:25Van, you in danger, girl.
30:27So we have a really exciting runway today.
30:31A perp walk to remember.
30:33Yes.
30:34What do you guys have?
30:36My runway today is probably the one that I'm most proud of.
30:41I am going to be talking about the bathhouse raids in the 80s.
30:46Oh.
30:47In Toronto, actually, there were bathhouses being raided and men, trans people, queer people
30:54were dragged out just in their skimpies, maybe undressed.
30:58And a lot of them were arrested just for being themselves in a space that they thought they
31:03could call home.
31:06And so I am going to be one of the people who got pulled out today.
31:11I love that.
31:12I'm pretty stoked.
31:13Sammy, what are you doing?
31:14I need to know.
31:15I'm going full silly.
31:17My whole thing is illegal injections.
31:19That's like what I'm arrested for.
31:21I'm going to be botched on the runway.
31:24As opposed to.
31:25As opposed to.
31:26As opposed to.
31:28As opposed to.
31:29What about you, Van?
31:32Mine's really personal.
31:34This last year I was diagnosed with HIV positive.
31:36Aww.
31:37Um, and one of the first things that happened was this person called me and said, like,
31:44hey, like, this is someone to talk to you about, like, all the legal issues.
31:48And I was like, what legal issues?
31:49And she was like, well, if you don't disclose your status when you're asleep with people,
31:52you can get charged with aggravated sexual assault.
31:54And I was like, even if I was undetectable.
31:56And she's like, yeah, but it doesn't matter.
31:57You have to always disclose it.
31:59Um, or you could get arrested.
32:02When I, like, found out that HIV positive, she's like, I just couldn't believe it.
32:06And I felt guilty, but also, like, sad.
32:10Like, I felt like I did something wrong.
32:12Like, why did I feel that way?
32:14Like, why is, like, my first reaction that I, like, should feel bad?
32:17So, my look is inspired by, I guess, my fears of, like, having my status used against me
32:25in a way that is, like, criminal and, like, could result in, like, I don't know, me going to jail
32:30or, like, just, like, being discriminated against.
32:32Like, a lot of this year has been, like, not getting upset with myself and, like, I'm not the problem.
32:41And it's, like, hard to unlearn.
32:46We love you so much.
32:48Oh, my God, I can't wait to see you.
32:50I just, like, feel like I don't know who I am anymore.
32:53Like, like, I just, like, don't know.
32:55Yeah, I don't know.
32:57It's hard to, like, express.
32:59Yeah.
33:00Yeah.
33:01Coming on here, I really want to, like, just show people a different side of it
33:05and that it's not everything you see in movies and TV shows
33:09and you don't get diagnosed with A3 positive one day
33:11and the next day you have AIDS and you're on your deathbed.
33:13There's a lot of stigma within the community about it, which is unfortunate and it's really sad.
33:20I want to learn more about what being A3 positive is
33:22and I want to break my own stigmas about it.
33:24If I could, like, sit back at the end of my life or my career in drag
33:29and be like, oh, I made a difference, that's, like, the best prize.
33:34How could you ask for anything better?
33:35Be patient with yourself and remember that you don't have to rush to figure everything out right now.
33:41No, totally.
33:42You can take your time.
33:44I'm honestly really proud of Vann in this moment for being so vulnerable.
33:47I know that she is somebody that's kind of guarded, she has this hard exterior
33:51and I know that it is a huge step for her to come out and share her status with us.
33:56We love you, girl.
33:58We love you.
33:59I appreciate it.
34:00I love you, bitch.
34:01Love you, too.
34:12What?
34:13I love you, too.
34:14I love you.
34:15I love you, too.
34:16Come on, girl, put the bass in your walk.
34:25Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
34:30Unbelievable.
34:32Woo!
34:33Bravo!
34:34Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
34:38She's my angel of the airwaves and Canada's sweetheart.
34:41It's Tracy Melshor.
34:43Hey, hey.
34:44Tracy, you've interviewed more A-list celebrities than anybody I can think of.
34:48I know. More than you can count.
34:51So more than seven?
34:52Precisely.
34:53And he's my favorite gossip girl.
34:56It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
34:59XOXO, Brooklyn.
35:01And she always hits the right note.
35:04It's chart-topper Kiza.
35:06How did our talk show host make you feel?
35:08Oh, they made me want to hide away.
35:11Ooh.
35:11Ah.
35:12This week, we challenged our queens to dish on daytime TV.
35:17Racers, start your engines.
35:19And may the best drag queen win.
35:25Category is a perp walk to remember.
35:30First up, Saltina Shaker.
35:32The Iron Maiden is a medieval torture device.
35:35There are spikes in it.
35:36And it slowly closes.
35:38And eventually, you get very holy.
35:41As I walk out of it, I have these beads dripping, accentuating the holes in my body.
35:48Could someone please get her a Band-Aid?
35:49I am this medieval girl who stole a piece of bread.
35:54I know I'm guilty, but, bitch, I look good.
35:56But I will need some rubbing alcohol for the wounds.
36:00Well, that didn't middle age well.
36:02Next, Dulce.
36:06Oh.
36:07Girl, I just went to the mall.
36:09I'm, like, taking stuff left and right.
36:11I made sure to wear my big jacket.
36:13But I didn't take the ink pad off before I stole it, so I kind of exploded.
36:17Money can't buy you class, but it can buy you ass.
36:21I just stole a little makeup palette, a little brush, because there's no discount better than
36:26a five-figure discount.
36:30Now, Caramelk.
36:32This is bullshit.
36:33Here I was, going for a stroll to the financial district, took a stop at the bank, and somehow
36:38I got this blue dial over me.
36:40How did that happen?
36:41Now, this is a look you can take to the bank.
36:43In the purse, of course, I already got my bail money.
36:45So, honey, I am not worried.
36:47This will put a stain on her permanent record.
36:50What was she inking?
36:51And now, Ebony LaBelle, serving justice.
36:59I am wearing a gorgeous bodysuit with this beautiful chiffon train.
37:04It is a love letter to Miss Marsha P. Johnson.
37:07She died at Stonewall.
37:09No one died at Stonewall.
37:10Nobody died?
37:12I'm strutting down that runway, giving them that classic Ebony stomp.
37:16But then I'm also ready to throw the damn brick at the damn judges, okay?
37:19Because don't mess with me, because if I'm not in the top, this brick going to get you.
37:24Next, Van Goss.
37:26So, my look is highlighting the holes in the justice system and how people living with HIV
37:31just don't really get a fair shot of it sometimes.
37:33And I am shedding the chains and the weight of these fucked up laws.
37:38Oh, hey, girl, let's link up.
37:40I feel like I'm showing the judges not only a great look, but also, like, who I am, and which is scary.
37:47And now, Maya Fox.
37:50Island gal.
37:52Prince Edward island gal.
37:54She is the village trollop.
37:57But, you know, in those days, you didn't have to do too much.
37:59Miss Stangoli just showed her ankles, and it was over.
38:02So, they're tying her up.
38:03They're throwing her in the slammer, honey, because she was trying to get herself a man.
38:07Girl, this is the stupidest, prettiest shit I've ever done in my life.
38:11All right, it is Man of Green Gables walking up in here.
38:17Next, PM.
38:20My runway today is totally inspired by the bathhouse raids in the 80s in Toronto.
38:26I want to make sure that I am flexing my muscles, sniffing my pits, being a little bit masculine for once on this runway.
38:34Shantae, you, they.
38:36This jug is filled with dirty socks and lots of underwear.
38:45And there is fluid that I am going to be drinking, whether you like it or not.
38:50Oh, refreshing jock water.
38:53Gulp, gulp, bitches.
38:56Now, Velma Jones.
38:58My story is that she wanted to have the control of all the maple syrup.
39:03She jumped into one of the bins filled with maple syrup to hide.
39:08But it was too late.
39:09But the police were kind enough to let her have paper napkins.
39:13Talk about a sticky situation.
39:15Oh, my God, my fur is ruined.
39:18And, like, I just wanted to have all the maple syrup for myself.
39:24I'm not sure how I feel about this.
39:26Look, I'm waffling.
39:26And finally, Sammy Landry.
39:32Oh, God.
39:33She knows how to inject a little fun into a lug.
39:37My inspiration for this runway is the overfilling of the gays in our community.
39:42They have gone too far.
39:44She found her injections on Facebook Marketplace and got them done in the Tim Hortons parking lot.
39:51But you know what?
39:52She's still living.
39:53That's called ho-talks.
39:54But they tell the truth.
39:59Welcome, Queens.
40:01Based on your talk show talent and runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
40:07When I call your name, please step forward.
40:09Van Gogh.
40:13Maya Fox.
40:16Velma Jones.
40:20You are safe.
40:23You may leave the stage.
40:24The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:29Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:32First up, Saltina Shaker.
40:35Oh.
40:35As a team, you were prepared and you had done your research, but it was missing the dynamic talk show energy.
40:45When you watch a talk show, it's a back and forth.
40:48It's a volley.
40:49And I really felt like that was missing.
40:52It felt a little bit flat.
40:54And this is a daytime talk show.
40:55It's supposed to be lively and engaging.
40:58And it felt more like monologues than conversations.
41:01You know, in a daytime format, people are sitting at home during the day and they kind of want to be part of the party.
41:05You kind of wanted to see, you know, you gals kiki-ing about important things, but having a fun time doing it.
41:12I love your look.
41:13Your body looks amazing.
41:15Fantastic.
41:15And I just, I gagged when you came out of that medieval thing.
41:20I would have loved some more medieval-ish hair to go with it, but I appreciated the reveal.
41:25And I think this is a really cool take on a perp walk.
41:29Next up, Dulce.
41:31Hi.
41:31You were the lead moderator, and that is probably the toughest job on a daytime talk show.
41:36And I think you took that so seriously that you kind of got lost in the script.
41:41You were well-researched and you were ready to talk about your topics, but it was almost like you were too ready.
41:47There was a bit of a seriousness all the way through.
41:50It felt like the TV turned on and you turned off.
41:54I really loved a lot of moments of what you were saying, but I felt just your body language was close to the camera.
42:00You could have just kind of opened your body up so we could see you a little more.
42:05This is one of my favorite looks I've seen you in.
42:08It's young, it's fresh, it's funky.
42:10It's a little bit Bange-y, a little bit shoplifting on Sesame Street, which I love.
42:15I wish I got a little bit more shoplifter from it.
42:17I wish you would have pulled like 10,000 things just to really sell the idea of what story you're telling.
42:24Next up, Caramelk.
42:25Hey.
42:26I get the sense that you are a quiet personality and you're not the loudest person in the room, which is something I can very much relate to.
42:33I'm the same way.
42:35But challenges like these are extra hard for us because we really have to go outside of our comfort zone and we have to go triple what we think we should be doing.
42:44It was about the energy level and I think that if you're not the most extroverted person, act.
42:50Just fake it till you make it.
42:52First of all, I actually think you have such a strong presence and I just felt, yeah, maybe you were playing it a little bit safe.
42:58First of all, I think this look, I know this is a bank robber gets shot with like, you know, the dye that identifies you as the robber.
43:06I wasn't really getting that from this look.
43:08I think the problem for me is the color.
43:11I would have loved if you had done a really contrasting color so the blue dye really popped on it for me.
43:16I think it's a very cool concept.
43:18I just don't think it's quite fully realized.
43:21Thank you so much.
43:22Next up, Ebony LaBelle.
43:24You were made for TV.
43:26I just wanted to watch you forever.
43:27You really brought the audience in and you made it fun.
43:31I love the wig.
43:32I love the look.
43:33The beat was beaten.
43:34I was channeling you.
43:35Oh, stop it.
43:37I literally got ready and was like, I look like Tracy Marshall right now.
43:40Well, I'm flattered.
43:41You're magnetic.
43:42I was drawn in.
43:43I had so much fun.
43:44I really felt like I was in the room.
43:46When you're comfortable, the audience is comfortable and that's gold for daytime television.
43:50Your look tonight, you know, the fact that you're paying tribute to Marsha P. Johnson, her impact is immeasurable.
43:57It's a little bit simple for me.
43:59And there's a little bit of a fit issue with the crotch.
44:03Especially if we're doing something like a bodysuit, we have to make sure it fits perfectly.
44:07Next up, P.M.
44:09Hi, P.M.
44:10Hi.
44:11I think that's funny that your name is P.M., but you're really, you're an A.M. kind of queen because you belong on daytime.
44:19I've done so many interviews and this was one of my favorites of like my whole career.
44:24You connected to our special guest, Kaiza, dancer to dancer.
44:29And you also showed her that you were listening to her.
44:32You showed your personality without taking over.
44:38Your look tonight, I am equally delighted and disgusted.
44:42Yay!
44:42I feel like this is P.M. core.
44:45And you also brought attention to a really important moment in our queer history.
44:48Just in a slightly more disgusting way.
44:51A little bit.
44:53Last but certainly not least, Sammy Landry.
44:56Mmm.
44:56You did such a good job being the mediator of the group.
45:01Like I did feel like you really anchored the whole talk show.
45:06When Kaiza spoke about feeling like she was high at Wembley Stadium, you're like, I'll have what she's having.
45:12You were just really listening and responding and having fun.
45:15I really, really enjoyed you and I did not know how you were going to do in this challenge.
45:18So you really surprised me this week.
45:21This look looks like somebody put Jimbo in the microwave.
45:24Oh.
45:25This is the kind of level of crazy and manic and weird that I want to see from you.
45:31You're like Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
45:36Tanya.
45:38Her.
45:39Based on the judges' critiques, we have made some decisions.
45:45Sammy Landry, in the challenge and on the runway, you were the name on everyone's lips.
45:51Ebony LaBelle, this week you spilled the tea and we loved every drop.
45:59PM, you were a daytime delight and on the runway, you served the bathhouse down boots.
46:08Sammy Landry, congratulations.
46:11You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
46:14You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Community One Foundation.
46:21Woo.
46:22Ebony, PM, great work this week.
46:27Saltina, Dulce, Caramelk, I'm sorry, but that means you are the bottom queens this week.
46:34Sammy, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver, granting you
46:39the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip syncing for their life.
46:43As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:48You may leave the stage.
46:50Here.
46:55Pitch up your feet.
46:56I've got to tidy up.
46:57I've got to make sure this set's nice and clean.
46:59The girls will be here any minute.
47:00Oh, my God.
47:00Hurry up.
47:01It's a little messy, so we got the Man of Green Gables, you know, doing a little bit of housekeeping.
47:06Her East Coast is really coming out here.
47:08Oh, they're back.
47:10Oh, she's cleaning up.
47:11Oh, my God.
47:11We've been cleaning up.
47:12Coming into Untucked, I feel so great.
47:16I won this week.
47:20I feel fucking amazing.
47:23I'm a winner, baby.
47:26$5,000.
47:28I'm going to go get some real injections.
47:30Who are the other girls in the top?
47:33Pia?
47:34Ebony.
47:34Ebony, okay.
47:36I have landed in the fucking top, and this makes me so excited.
47:41Surprise, bitches.
47:44I'm in the bottom.
47:46Yeah.
47:48They just want me to, like, I guess, like, break out in my shell more.
47:52I get it.
47:53It's like drag.
47:53Like, it's better to go big rather than to go home, so.
47:57This is my first time here, and it honestly, it fucking sucks.
48:01I know that I'm retreating a little bit.
48:04I don't want that to be the reason why I go.
48:08I'm not fading into the background.
48:10I refuse.
48:11I'm realizing that I'm fucking worth it, that I'm deserving of being here, that I'm here
48:17for a reason, and that I am fucking talented.
48:20Melissa, what do they say about you?
48:22I just feel fucking, like, so stupid.
48:26I thought I was in the fucking top.
48:27So, it makes me feel like, oh, obviously not.
48:30Like, I view my drag differently.
48:33I really thought I was in the top, and I was going to win, and I feel like the dumbest
48:37bitch ever for, like, thinking that.
48:39I try to listen, and think of, like, how to do what they want us to do, and I do the
48:46best, and it doesn't work.
48:50When has the challenge ever asked you to be serious, dry, and monotone?
48:56Kind of like your vagina.
49:00I have something I want to ask from the bottom three.
49:04I want to hear why you want to stay, but I think also I want to hear if you stay.
49:09What are specific things that you know you need to work on to go better in this competition?
49:17Spicy.
49:17Girl, who dynamite you, Brooklyn?
49:19All of a sudden, you're like, well, tell me how you're going to improve yourself.
49:22Bitch, how are you going to improve yourself?
49:24You still shit.
49:25Well, I will go first.
49:27I'm often afraid to come across as ironically too confident.
49:32I feel that.
49:33Because at any point that I am, someone is going to tear me down.
49:36Someone's going to tell me that I don't deserve what the fuck I have.
49:40I relate to that.
49:41Yeah.
49:41And this competition has made me realize that, you know what?
49:45Maybe I do deserve this.
49:46Maybe I do deserve my TikTok following.
49:48Maybe I do deserve that win.
49:49I've knocked down all those walls.
49:52The self-doubt.
49:53The overconfidence.
49:54The arrogance.
49:55The fear.
49:56I want to know what's next.
49:58I'm staying no matter what.
50:00I bet you wish you gave the beaver to Sammy now.
50:04I was like, let's go.
50:05Let's go.
50:08Baby, put Saltina in the bottom two.
50:10Make her lip sync.
50:11Let's go.
50:12You want to get the top four spot.
50:13You want to win.
50:14Let's see it.
50:15Girl, fuck friendships.
50:17Coming here, I want to show that I'm more than just somebody that control on stage.
50:20I want to show more my personality.
50:22It's insane the amount of growth I feel like I've learned and grown as a person.
50:26And I want to continue that.
50:28I want to continue to show it and to prove it.
50:30Fuck the noise.
50:31I'm just going to say what I have to say.
50:33Save me.
50:33Don't save me.
50:34I'll turn it out.
50:35Well, I think I'm the only one of these two that hasn't said that you should have been
50:38in the bottom or gone home.
50:39So take that into consideration.
50:41No, you said it.
50:43I'm a fucking fierce queen.
50:45You are.
50:45At like everything I do.
50:47I've gone through like so much fucking shit and always made it through the other end.
50:51I will get through this as well.
50:53I will be here no matter what.
50:54Because I'm supposed to be here.
50:56I deserve to be saved because I wasn't the worst this week.
50:59And like, girl, I'll give you a vape.
51:03I could save Saltina.
51:05She's a great friend of mine, but she is a threat.
51:08I could save Caramel.
51:10She didn't do that bad in the challenge, but she is a lip sync assassin.
51:16Looking at Dulce, she's wearing my earrings.
51:19If she goes home, she might steal them.
51:21Oh my God, that's a lot to think about.
51:23Welcome back, queens.
51:33Sammy Landry.
51:35Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
51:37Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
51:40The queen that I choose to save is...
51:44Saltina.
51:45We'll all be damned.
51:50I love you.
51:52That would be so interesting.
51:54Saltina Shaker, you are out of the woods this week.
51:58You may join your sisters at the back.
52:03I love you.
52:04I love you.
52:06Dulce, Caramel, I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
52:11Two queens stand before us.
52:16Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Dancing and Crying by Kaisa.
52:23This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
52:28The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
52:42Good luck.
52:44And don't fuck it.
52:47Some of you say you can never have a thing or magic.
52:55Some of you say you can never know a thing or happy.
52:59Favorite way you're gonna go you never could imagine.
53:02You never could imagine.
53:04You're ready for it.
53:05Sometimes you just have to go when the body can't fall.
53:14Who's yourself?
53:15Who's control?
53:17When you get there, you're snowing, you're snowing.
53:22You can talk with your body.
53:25You can dance with your soul.
53:26I feel you crying.
53:28That's the start of the show.
53:30Led you feel not flat down low.
53:32Then I'm back to the floor.
53:33And it's time when we prepare.
53:36But we're wearing a bag of gold, yeah.
53:38Tonight, we're getting the truth.
53:41And when you lose yourself, it's all that you lose control.
53:45We will all get out of our lives.
53:47But we'll never be the same.
53:49What we're losing, what we're fighting.
53:51Cause we're dancing and we're crying.
53:53Woo!
53:54Ha ha!
53:55Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:56Ha ha!
53:57Ha ha!
53:58Ha ha!
53:58Ha ha!
53:59Ha ha!
53:59Ha ha!
54:00Ha ha!
54:00Ha ha!
54:01Ha ha!
54:01Ha ha!
54:02Ha ha!
54:02Ha ha!
54:03Ha ha!
54:03Ha ha!
54:04Ha ha ha!
54:05Oh
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55:35Oh
55:37You two are phenomenal. Please come perform with me sometime. It would be amazing
55:43Queens we have made our decision
55:50Caramel Shanta you stay
55:56Thank you so much. You may join the others. I love you so much
56:05Fuck
56:09Dulce a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet. We love you
56:16No, I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much being here means to me. Thank you
56:23Thank you for everything
56:25Now sashay away
56:32I love you so much
56:35Well, I knew I should have gone for drag race Mexico
56:45Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:49Well, no, I wish I could say well, yes, but it is what it is
56:54Oh my god, I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye
56:57Girl, that's why they sent me home
56:59I want people to know that like I worked really hard
57:01If someone like that came from like where I'm from and I like looks what I look like made it on to here like so can you this was such a big dream of mine to be here but it's the once in a lifetime opportunity and I wouldn't take it back by y'all
57:16and I'm keeping this
57:18I don't give a fuck
57:24Congratulations queens you live to slay another day
57:28But don't get too comfortable
57:31Oh girl
57:33Next week
57:35Two of you will be going home
57:37Girl gaga
57:38Girl gaga
57:39Girl gaga
57:40Because the slay offs are back
57:43Oh
57:45Now back to our regularly scheduled programming
57:48Okay
57:49The world has never needed the magic of drag more
57:52So remember
57:54Stay true
57:55North
57:56Strong
57:57And
57:58Fear
57:59That's right
58:00That's right
58:01Now let the music play
58:04You wear it well
58:05You wear it well
58:06That lipstick
58:07That lipstick
58:08Paint it on
58:09You wear it well
58:10You wear it well
58:11Use your suit
58:12Yeah
58:13Ooh ooh ooh
58:14Work it for me
58:15Work it for me
58:16Week it for me
58:17Me
58:18You wear it
58:19You wear it
58:20You wear it well
58:21Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:23We have the lip stain battle
58:24I got it
58:26These lips are ready to lip-sync mama
58:32Alliance yeah, if it comes down to it. I'll pass one
58:38You know people are looking a little sideways
58:41And I'm sure they would love to see us at all
58:44Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race lip-sync slay-offs
58:49When I'm done with you you're going home in a lobster trap take your moment to have fun on the stage
58:54Because I will be advancing
58:56My face physically hurts from smiling because I don't do it a lot
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