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The Bachelor Juan Pablo Episode 2 Top 5 Moments. Drunk Victoria FTW, Crying Clare and Creepy Directors.
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00:00Hey guys, this is Melaina.
00:02Episode 2 of The Bachelor went down last night.
00:04Team Victoria, woo!
00:06First and foremost, I'd like to thank the Bachelor gods
00:08for sending us drunk Victoria this week.
00:10Who's like, do I have to hop around here
00:12to get some one-on-one time, huh?
00:14I know her whole rooftop scene during the group date
00:16was embarrassing, tacky, and ultimately
00:18got her kicked off the show, but at least
00:20it saved us from one more mind-numbing
00:22minute of first date conversation.
00:24So you just have one younger sister?
00:26And for that reason alone, we won't
00:28include her in this week's Bachelor
00:30crazy train list, but here's who
00:32did make the cut.
00:34Number 5, Claire and her crying.
00:36It's only episode 2, guys, and this girl is already
00:38showing signs of being a stage 5 clinger.
00:40There were the tears before the date.
00:42It makes me feel
00:44hopeful that
00:46maybe it could be something, you know?
00:48The tears during the date.
00:50After he passed, I
00:52shut myself off emotionally,
00:54which is sad to say because
00:56it's probably the last thing my dad would
00:58have wanted.
01:00And then again at some point when that dude
01:02from the X Factor was singing to them in the snow.
01:04I would do anything in the world to have
01:06that kind of love in my life, you know?
01:08You know, it's times like these when the audience
01:10needs another dose of...
01:12All better now.
01:14Number 4, No Shame Lucy.
01:16I mean, I think she was naked for at least
01:1890% of the episode. In the pool, in the interviews,
01:20in the photo shoot. You guys remember
01:22walking the dog on the street, totally
01:24in the nude.
01:26You know, I'm at a point where
01:28I don't think she even knows what show she's on.
01:30Number 3, Renee.
01:32Sorry, honey, but from here on out
01:34you'll always be known as the girl
01:36who was basically begging for a kiss
01:38from Juan Pablo, and surprise,
01:40it didn't work.
01:42I thought you were gonna kiss me.
01:44I thought you were going to.
01:46There's no clothes.
01:48I mean, look at him, you guys.
01:50He couldn't be less interested in kissing her.
01:52Number 2, Now I know I said drunk Victoria
01:54didn't make this week's list,
01:56but sober Victoria, she's totally on here.
01:58Watching her explain her behavior
02:00to Juan Pablo the next morning was so painful.
02:02Especially since we knew what was coming.
02:04I guess I should apologize,
02:06or setting off the crazy train.
02:08Welcome to Brazil.
02:10The rightest thing to do is just
02:12not even wait for the roast ceremony.
02:14I have to say goodbye now,
02:16but I just wanted to say
02:18thank you for coming and taking the time.
02:20Elise, she was having more fun than Claire this week.
02:22I feel like it kind of just
02:24crushed my heart
02:26and my spirit, you know?
02:28And our number one crazy
02:30of the week doesn't actually go to
02:32a Bachelor contestant.
02:34I know you're shocked, but we just
02:36couldn't not mention him.
02:38Yeah, we're talking about that art director
02:40from the creepy photo shoot.
02:42First of all, guys, he was a total perv
02:44of costumes for the photo shoot.
02:46Ooh.
02:48Ooh.
02:50Ooh.
02:52Then when Elise tried to talk
02:54to him about her concerns,
02:56he was really kind of a jerk about it.
02:58The role model is about
03:00what you are doing for a good cause.
03:02Alright? Alright, sweetheart.
03:06But that's why we're giving our Rose of the Week
03:08to Elise. She was smart enough to convince
03:10me to switch costumes with her,
03:12even though it didn't take much convincing.
03:14So I was happy to take off my top, as always.
03:16I give her one more week.
03:18Alright, there's your dose of crazy
03:20for the week. You know, we'll be back
03:22next Tuesday with another breakdown of
03:24El Bachelor.
03:26As always, stay tuned to ENTV for all of your
03:28entertainment news.
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