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00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:32You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:36I need you.
00:38Don't need you.
00:40I need you.
00:42Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:00Rosanoff beats, he scores!
01:02Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:09Having a good night?
01:11That's nice.
01:12I think there's still time for a head track.
01:14What should I do now or wait till a second?
01:16Because, I don't know, less taking is more fun.
01:21Rosanoff scores!
01:23Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:26The Montreal captain wants his whole night back.
01:36My moon, my man, so changeable and
01:40It's such a love of the land to me.
01:43Why can't my coat leave all the high note?
01:47There's nowhere to go belong.
01:50Hot on my sleeve, not where it should be.
01:54The songs I don't care again.
01:57My moon's my face, what day in the face?
02:01In the calendar page again.
02:04Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:09Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:13Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:16Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:20Please.
02:27Try your light.
02:35My moon and me, not as good as we've been.
02:39It's the dirtiest claim.
02:41My moon and me, not as good as we've been doing.
02:43I've never been up.
02:44There's nowhere to go.
02:45Do it, please.
02:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:47This is nowhere to go.
02:49This is nowhere to look.
02:50Take it easy on me.
02:52Take it easy on me.
02:53Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:57Take it slow, take it easy on me.
03:02Share some light, share some light on me, please.
03:05For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:11What a feeling it must be for Kevin Shane Hollander.
03:35What a feeling it must be for Kevin.
04:05What a feeling it must be for Kevin.
04:35To call it a dynasty, Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:42Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:46I can't, I can't leave all my hands up, there's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
04:54Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:58It's just a light, it's just a light on me, please.
05:01Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:05It's just a light, it's just a light on me, please.
05:09It's just a light on me, please.
05:39It's just a light on me.
05:52It's just a light on me.
05:54It's just a light on me.
05:58Sorry, Jane, can we, yeah, sorry, we're going to go now, okay, that's right, okay, wow, that's the stuff, that's the money, not right?
06:06I will, you will be my best.
06:28She's what?
06:33Pregnant, Jack is pregnant.
06:36Again?
06:37Jesus Christ, man, you got to work on your lying.
06:40Hayden, what great news, Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:43No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man, really.
06:47Holy shit, dude.
06:49Ruby, Emma, slow down.
06:51I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
06:53Fair enough.
06:55Ruby?
06:56Ruby!
06:57How do you know it's Ruby?
06:58Because she's a beast.
07:00So?
07:01So what?
07:03So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:05Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:07I don't think I'm ready.
07:08I think I still have some good hockey left.
07:10You're an asshole.
07:12Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:13Was it Jennifer?
07:14Uh, Jessica.
07:15Jessica.
07:16You ever hit that?
07:17Don't say hit that.
07:18Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:20I'm not.
07:21Here, Tag, you are it.
07:23Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:27Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:28If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
07:30You could do a couple stuff.
07:31It'd be fun.
07:32We're not.
07:33I mean, she's...
07:34I don't see her anymore.
07:36I think she's engaged or something.
07:37Fair enough.
07:38So, um...
07:40Jackie is this friend, right?
07:42Hey.
07:43What?
07:43Dude, she's fucking hot.
07:45She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
07:47I don't know, maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
07:49And she's funny.
07:50Swear jar two times.
07:51Oh, fuck.
07:52Three.
07:53Okay, come on, man.
07:54Why not?
07:55Can I just show you her Insta?
07:57What?
07:57Yes.
07:58Okay, good.
07:58Jackie will be happy.
07:59We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:01Yeah, damn right we do.
08:02If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stock of ginger ale.
08:06Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:07What would you do?
08:07You're going to kill her?
08:11Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:15Um, excuse me?
08:17Are you Shane Hollander?
08:19Yeah.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:21Can we get a picture with you?
08:22Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
08:26Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:33Hold his baby.
08:35I'm sorry, buddy.
08:36Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:38Four times.
08:39And second...
08:39Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
08:41Oh, you were the worst one.
08:44You can't say stuff like that to her.
08:45It's true.
08:46And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
08:48Ding, ding, ding.
08:48We've hit five times.
08:49That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
08:50Oh, come on.
08:52Narc!
08:52Narc, stop!
08:54I'm getting upset to me.
08:56Way too late.
08:58But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:02Here in eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:07This is my favorite place on earth.
09:08And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
09:11I'm ready.
09:12How long?
09:13He, ты решил, чтобы мы остались, чтобы смотреть?
09:16И неважно что.
09:18Извини, это такая скука, что я чуть с ним впал в ком.
09:23Зато он действительно красавчик, да?
09:26Yeah.
09:33You're with me now?
09:36You're with me?
09:38No. You know me.
09:42So, you're serious?
09:44No.
09:48You're not with Jane?
09:52What? You've already been a few years.
09:54I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
10:02Nothing serious.
10:04In general.
10:07Okay.
10:08Sasha gives a greeting.
10:20I'm out heading out for a bit.
10:22Cool?
10:22To meet a friend.
10:25Nice.
10:27I'll be back later.
10:28I won't wait up.
10:30It's not like that. It's just a friend.
10:34So, Lily's just a buddy?
10:37What?
10:38Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
10:40I don't.
10:41Okay, go get labored out.
10:44Or don't.
10:45I don't care.
10:46Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
10:48Go fuck yourself.
10:49Oh, I plan to.
10:50Probably more than once.
10:51Love a hotel room.
10:52Gross.
10:53Bye.
10:54Bye.
10:56Oh, yeah.
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:58Bye.
11:21Take the shoes off.
11:22No, you're drinking.
11:31Wow.
11:32This place is great.
11:35Did you get this built or do you know who did it?
11:38Mr. Real Estate.
11:41It's not what I meant. I just...
11:42You think we need to talk?
11:44No, after.
12:06Oh.
12:07Oh.
12:09Oh.
12:11Oh.
12:13Oh.
12:14Oh.
12:30I should go.
12:36Or you could stay.
12:39Stay?
12:42You're the name.
12:45I'm not done.
12:47Only we have afternoon game tomorrow, so...
12:50No morning practice.
12:52I told Hayden...
12:53Is Hayden your mother?
12:55No.
12:57No, he's not.
12:58Fuck off.
12:58Who cares what you told Hayden.
13:09Stay.
13:10Stay.
13:13Okay.
13:16Okay?
13:18Okay.
13:20Okay.
13:21I'm hungry.
13:38I'm hungry.
13:39For what?
13:40For food.
13:41For food.
13:42Hey.
13:43For food.
13:44Hey.
13:45I'm hungry.
13:47I'm hungry.
13:48I'm hungry.
13:49I'm hungry.
13:53You like tuna melt?
13:56You want to make me tuna melts?
13:57You want to make tuna melts?
14:00You want to make me tuna melts?
14:02I was going to make one for me.
14:03I can make two.
14:06You head to Florida after this, right?
14:09Yeah, right after the game.
14:10Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:11Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:13Ah, all the hot spots.
14:18Ginger oil cold enough?
14:20Yeah, it's great.
14:21Good.
14:24Food will be ready soon.
14:28Jesus Christ.
14:30You know this guy, right?
14:31Bryce?
14:32Yeah, if I'm playing against him and not want to fight him.
14:35You did a season with him, right?
14:38He's not what you would think.
14:40How so?
14:41Like, he's quiet.
14:44He doesn't talk.
14:45Keeps to himself.
14:47Not bad guy.
14:48Doesn't make friends.
14:50Well, he gets traded every season.
14:51Tough to make friends that way.
14:53And probably he wants to get traded again.
14:55Buffalo is terrible.
14:58Yeah, the team sucks too.
15:02And people say you're not funny.
15:05They do?
15:06Yeah.
15:07They say you're boring too.
15:08Who says that?
15:09Me.
15:10What's your favorite city to play in?
15:14On the road?
15:15I like New York.
15:17Guys, it's New York.
15:19They fucking hate me there.
15:21They hate you everywhere.
15:22They know.
15:23Not Florida.
15:24It's full of Boston people.
15:26And you?
15:28I like Ottawa, because it's my hometown.
15:33Toronto, Winnipeg.
15:34I'm happy they have a team again.
15:36And you're all happy.
15:37I'm happy to have a team again.
15:38We're here.
15:39We're here.
15:40We're here.
15:41Yeah, right?
15:42You're here.
15:43We're here.
15:44Yeah.
15:45We're here.
15:46weather hot okay la is hot hot women yeah sure i mean there are hot women everywhere
15:55there is a girl i like you really much svetlana
16:00oh she's a friend from russia her father was famous goaltender of soviet team
16:10she knows everything about hockey cool and she likes you very much oh that's nice
16:21so she's like your girlfriend no no nothing like that she's a friend sometimes we fuck but
16:33she's busy these days you know new business selling fancy cars sounds perfect for you
16:41yes it's close to that right but what
16:47but it's nothing more than that for either of us
16:53but it's nice to have regular women like that you think she's the only woman in boston who'd sleep
17:01with you i think i will find someone else
17:04but you know me i'm lazy so
17:12i don't know that's out of you at all
17:16no seriously i'll get in
17:23you like them
17:36yeah
17:38girls
17:40oh yeah sure of course i do
17:45i never heard about you with girls
17:49it's private
17:51all right drive it i keep a lot of things private
17:55obviously
17:57i like girls yeah no shit but i also like you
18:05lucky me
18:08not this person of course
18:11of course of course not i'm boring i bet you have a good mouth
18:25bye
18:32hello
18:35hi
18:35hello
18:38hello
18:39hello
18:40hello
18:42hello
18:42hello
18:43hello
18:44hello
18:45hello
18:46i'm事情
18:49hello
18:50The process has one time left there.
18:52Polina is there?
18:55Polina, she's your wife.
18:57Dad.
18:59Dad.
19:00Okay, calm down.
19:05I'll call him Alexey.
19:07I'll call him.
19:11Where are you?
19:12Come on, he's psyched.
19:14I'll pay you for that you were there with him.
19:20You still hungry?
19:31No, no, thank you. That was great.
19:33Good.
19:38How was your father?
19:43I speak Russian now.
19:45I know the word for father.
19:50You're in love.
19:51No.
19:54Ah.
20:03Oh my God.
20:07This is not fake.
20:08Hmm?
20:09Hmm?
20:10Hmm?
20:11Hmm?
20:12Oh.
20:14Hmm?
20:15Huh?
20:16Hmm?
22:25Fuck.
22:26Shane.
22:27Oh.
22:31Elliot.
22:33Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:39Oh.
22:41Oh.
22:43Oh.
22:45Oh.
22:47Oh.
22:49Oh.
22:55Oh.
22:57Oh.
22:59Oh.
23:00Oh.
23:01Oh.
23:02Oh.
23:03Oh.
23:05Oh.
23:06Oh.
23:07Oh.
23:08Oh.
23:09I shouldn't go.
23:10Oh.
23:11I shouldn't.
23:13Stay.
23:14so it's okay you forgot to meet them thank you for the tuna milk um
23:26i'm sorry this i can't
23:29wonder i just i can't uh i can't do this
23:43wonder i'm sorry
23:46are we expecting someone else oh no it's just the three of us thank you
24:03honey have you decided about wimbledon rolex really wants you there i think they're worried
24:08their box is too fantasy i think does that mean too white i thought you like your deal with rolex
24:17i do well you certainly love the money and they're great seats i mean they're next to a
24:20prince or no actually a swedish princess i don't think i should skip training well meeting a swedish
24:28princess could be fun right i don't have time for that right now mom all my time is scheduled
24:32i just meant i get like two weeks off a year i don't want to spend it next to someone i don't
24:36know trying to make conversation about what swedish politics okay can i get anyone to drink we'll
24:43take this chablis please three glasses i have a ginger ale please oh we don't have that sparkling water
24:49sure thank you i'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's no i can't not during the season
24:59shane
24:59yeah is everything all right why because i don't want wine well you just seem tense i'm fine
25:10well i think a little trip to london next summer for wimbledon just the three of us would be fun
25:16and i think you should think about it make a week of it go to a play see big band you loved it when you
25:23were a kid you guys should go you'd have a great time you're the tennis fan dad they're not gonna
25:28send us the tickets honey it's you they want we're just the parents you're the main attraction well then
25:34i'll just lie tell them i'm coming they won't kick you out and you can just tell them i'm sick or
25:39something honey i'm i i don't want you to lie that's not who you are
25:44sorry i'm i'm in a weird mood it's okay anything you want to talk about
25:56let's um let's think about london maybe it could be fun i'm just gonna use the washer
25:59swedish princess i don't know
26:17hey man holander what the are you doing right now i was about to
26:22oh yeah he's having an after hours thing at this restaurant and get this jj the cast of the
26:33egg squad movie they're filming in town is here all of them i don't know get down here
26:39you remember the restaurant right the temple i don't know
26:43okay guys this one never leaves this house tonight is our mean luck
27:02uh do you have any ginger ale i mean i do
27:07not actually just a beer please whatever you have on tap shane hollander whatever he wants here
27:13you keep it then it's an honor
27:29cool crowd huh shitty bunch of famous actors are here tonight rose landry is here man she is yeah
27:36i might be needing another one of these
27:43are you here to help me finish these fries
28:13the chef gave them to me and they're really good i'm not gonna fit in my costume if i eat them all
28:20oh jesus christ these are so good
28:24i'm rose by the way i'm shane i'm wow i'm a big fan
28:30would you be surprised to know that i'm a fan of yours really
28:33i'm a michigan girl with three brothers
28:39i'm a fry shane hollander detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night
28:43i was eight and i played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom wow by bill paxton that is terrible he was actually pretty nice to me and it was good practice
29:07you're getting kidnapped i've been kidnapped in no less than four movies including the one i'm getting right now
29:14fuck you you didn't hear that no they literally have me murdered if they find out i told you
29:23my lips are sealed
29:26okay your turn
29:30well i've never been kidnapped i mean there have been threats
29:32no not what i meant
29:36shane hollander eight years old paint me a picture
29:44well i'm definitely on the ice somewhere
29:48the the scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years so probably just having fun
29:55did it stop being fun
29:56no
29:58well i mean kind of i love it but
30:04it got more intense so i guess i kind of got more intense too if that makes sense yeah it does
30:13and i i bet that being the only asian kid didn't make it less intense
30:19i wasn't the only one there was one other
30:21he hated me though i have a western last name so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make
30:30fun of me and i bet you're pretty good too right i was all right
30:39uh john tapped out at ncaa thank you um but he still made it to the frozen form princeton that's
30:45amazing he's an agent now naturally uh and peter's in the ahl undrafted but okay
30:53still not nothing not nothing indeed
30:58so this isn't your first time in montreal though right uh no i was here a few years ago shooting this
31:05horrible fbi movie underdark kidnapped come on no i i fly a lot i watch a lot of movies no that
31:13would be so bad it's not great no it's horrible you're really good i'm so bad no you're good
31:19well i'm barely in it i was here for a week and it was the summer
31:23kind of different into winter though right michigan remember your winter doesn't scare me
31:28so um are you gonna be in town a little while
31:39outside
31:53look at them baby i wanna be dancing with you
31:57push it up
32:13ross ross you gotta see this you're gonna
32:15shit man
32:22no i know right she's like a huge movie star how the
32:25fuck did you even meet her during the season she's shooting a film in montreal how the
32:28fuck do you know what says it right there the two met at a mutual friend's party according to
32:32unnamed sources i've never seen rose this happy the source goes on to say i'd be
32:36fucking happy if that's bang and rose fucking land
32:51and there's rose landry wearing a shane hollander jersey that's gonna upset some detroit fans
33:14i seems to be getting a reaction out of the metro's bench
33:21no confirmation yet from rose landry's camp but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag
33:29about her new love as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated ex-squad
33:34sequel movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days don't they
33:39well it's hard to blame either one they are definitely one hot couple they are five hey i was
33:44watching that here
33:45oh god
33:48get us
33:50no
33:50fuck
33:52i stopped my talk
33:55okay man
33:58still jockeying for the top spot in the atlantic division and the eastern conference at large
34:03shane hollander and the montreal metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
34:08and their arch rivals the boston raiders but we'll see what ilia rosanoff has to say about that
34:25oh
34:42oh
34:43Let's go, come on, let's go!
35:04We'll get him, buddy.
35:05Little rust.
35:07In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders
35:10managed four shots on goal in the third period.
35:14If you can call 1-0 a victory,
35:16then I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
35:19But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
35:21Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
35:31Fuck this shit.
35:34I need a good lead, let's go out.
35:36Where?
35:37We're in Montreal.
35:38We find a fucking club.
35:40Tell people!
35:43On it.
35:44Jesus.
36:06Hi, handsome.
36:07good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you do did you
36:18watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty butt miles don't
36:23be terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm beat come
36:31on i never get to dance okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane yeah that makes two of
36:35us smile get a champagne
36:37sorry about that can i have one more please
37:05and i'm all mixed up feeling cold and rushed they say it's my fault but i wonder so much when i fly her away
37:28for the summer rain coming out of my face where she will the shame when i stop and say don't worry me
37:34cause i'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me i can try to pretend i can try to forget
37:39for destroying the man going out of my head
37:43oh
37:45oh
37:47oh
37:49oh
37:51oh
37:53oh
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39:29I'll be closing my eyes, but I can't lock you out
39:34Wanna find no place, where it's just you and me
39:37Nobody else, so we can be free
39:41All the things you said, all the things you said
39:44Running through my head, running through my head, running through my head
39:49All the things you said, all the things you said
39:52Running through my head, running through my head
39:55All the things you said, this is not enough
40:00This is not enough
40:08All the things you said, all the things you said
40:11Oh
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