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Act Like You Love Me Full Movie
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect, my name is Delilah, let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess, no money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it, I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really?
01:04Look, I'll pay you back, I promise.
01:06Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Okay.
01:11Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup, she's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her?
01:44Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go?
01:46I have a nail appointment.
01:47Whore!
01:48You do, however, get child support.
01:52Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:57Well, fuck the law.
01:59Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:12I think it's time you find your own place.
02:14Fine, I want a divorce.
02:16I'm a horrible mother.
02:29My sketches?
02:50Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:54Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
02:58Perfect.
03:03Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:28I'm getting bored.
03:29I want to go lie down.
03:30Sure.
03:31I'll keep an eye on things.
03:33The fuck?
03:34You need to get out of my room.
03:35I said you need to get out of my room.
03:37Everyone out.
03:39This is my house.
03:40This is my house.
03:41This is my life.
03:42So get out.
03:43Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
03:44All right, people.
03:45Party's over.
03:46Let's go.
03:47Party's over.
03:48Let's go.
03:49Party's over.
03:50Yeah.
03:51Good.
03:52Yeah, we're good.
03:53We're good.
03:54Let's go.
03:55Party's over.
03:56Yeah, I need to get out of my room.
03:57I need to get out of my room.
03:59Everyone out.
04:00This is my house.
04:01This is my life.
04:02So get out.
04:03Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Party's over. Let's go party's over
04:34Hey, George, welcome back. Hey, this is the money that I owe you
04:46What can I get for you? I'll take a black coffee. Coffee? Yeah. Sure. Be back with that. Okay
04:56Let me guess, acting not going so well
05:04I've hit a bit of a dry patch. Yeah. I don't believe in love. Fine. I want a divorce. Did you hear him? I ruined my son
05:15Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to hire himself
05:19Just try to keep your heart open. If not for yourself or Benji
05:23I think I have an idea. Okay. What is that? I want to hire you
05:31You want to hire me? To pretend to be in love with me. An acting gig
05:36I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me
05:41You know, a happy couple
05:43Oh, um, yeah
05:47I cannot pay you much, but
05:50Seems like you need the money
05:52What do you say?
05:56Deal
06:00Deal
06:01Come on. Two more
06:13Last one
06:15Okay
06:17Good work. Good work
06:18Yeah
06:18Hey, can I tell you something?
06:21Well, that's never good
06:22You ready?
06:24As ready as I could be
06:26I'm gonna be an actor
06:28You what?
06:29Look, some waitress
06:31Someone needed my help and
06:33I agreed
06:34You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:37Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but um
06:39Look man, she's super sweet
06:41And she, um
06:43And she wants to show her son that
06:45Love is real
06:47Totally normal request
06:49Look man, I just need something
06:51Something different
06:53You know, I can't do this anymore
06:54I'm just sick of this lifestyle
06:56And it just feels so empty
06:58Okay, so let me get this straight
06:59You got hired to pretend to be some waitress' boyfriend?
07:02Yeah
07:04Okay, crazy things have happened
07:07I got your back, boss
07:08Thanks, Dino
07:10And you'll see, she's great
07:12Whatever you say, boss
07:13Another set
07:14Okay
07:16Oh my god
07:18Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon
07:22No idea what you're doing
07:24I...
07:25What's this?
07:27Oh...
07:28No
07:29What's due?
07:30It's not good
07:34Urgent child support
07:36Last notice of child support must pay
07:46Will not be paying that
07:56I don't know
07:57Ah, fuck
08:06No, no, no, no
08:08Dammit
08:10Ah
08:12Fucking no
08:13Hello
08:16Delilah
08:18You look
08:20quite
08:21nice
08:22Tonight
08:23Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice as well.
08:35Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice, too.
08:39Can I offer you something to drink?
08:45No, thank you. I'm fine.
08:53Is this going to be great?
08:59Okay.
09:02Come on, Benji! Come on!
09:05You can do it, Benji! Come on!
09:09Come on, Benji! Hit the ball for once!
09:12Let's go, Benji! You're doing great!
09:17Hey, Tony.
09:18Hey, Delilah.
09:21Looking good as always.
09:23Looking good as always. Somebody likes you.
09:25Shut up.
09:26Right, Benji!
09:28He does.
09:28Nice with that dribble! Nice!
09:38Oh, my God. That's him.
09:44That's who?
09:44Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:50Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:53He's coming over.
09:54What are you talking about?
09:56Hey, George.
09:57Hey, Delilah.
09:57Oh, for Christ's sake. Man up, boy!
10:06Don't say that.
10:07Oh, my God. Can I go?
10:09I'm so bored.
10:10Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:12Thank God. I have a mani-pedi.
10:13Come on. Let's get out of here.
10:15You don't want to say hi to him?
10:18No.
10:20It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:22Who the fuck are you?
10:23I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:28Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:30Yes.
10:31Yeah.
10:32We are dating.
10:34What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:37He's an actor.
10:39Oh, he's an actor.
10:40That makes it even better.
10:42Wow.
10:42You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:44Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:46You proved me wrong.
10:47What's that, bud?
10:51Nothing.
10:52We gotta get out of here.
10:54Wish you two the best.
10:57Hey, asshole!
11:00Where's the child support?
11:03Don't worry, Boopie.
11:04I'll handle it.
11:05You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:11I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:13All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:15but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:18Yes.
11:18Yes, yes.
11:19Our date.
11:20Yes.
11:20See you tomorrow.
11:25Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:38You're not supposed to do that.
11:39I'm a starving artist.
11:40They have lint on their shirts.
11:42I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:45Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:47where I can be a normal person.
11:50Nobody after my money or my status
11:52or what I can do for them.
11:54Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:57She just wants me to play a role.
11:59I do have to say,
12:00it's nice to see you smile again.
12:06Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:08You'll see.
12:10And you should take the night off.
12:11Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:13Hell no, boss.
12:15I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:18No, it'll be fine.
12:19Nobody will know who I am.
12:20That may be the case,
12:21but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:23and I ain't taking any chances.
12:25Do not follow me.
12:27Yes, boss.
12:29Later.
12:29Hey, how are you?
12:44I'm George.
12:45I'm Benji.
12:50Well, hello.
12:52Hello there.
12:53How are you?
12:53I am very excited about our date.
12:56I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:01Won't you come in?
13:02Ah, yes.
13:11Oh, my.
13:12Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:18We have a lousy landlord.
13:20Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:24Why, thank you, George.
13:27You look quite nice as well.
13:29Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:32Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:35I think it's time for you to get going.
13:37Yes.
13:37Yes.
13:38Um, yeah.
13:38What if...
13:39Yeah.
13:39Dad was so strange.
13:44I know.
13:48Well, that didn't go too well.
13:53Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:55Maybe we should practice.
13:57That sounds good, yeah.
13:59Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:10Yeah, probably go eat.
14:12I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:15Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:16What are you going to do?
14:18Uh, same.
14:19Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:22Well, that's just silly.
14:25I mean, why don't we go together?
14:29Sure.
14:31Sounds good.
14:32Okay.
14:33So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:43Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
14:50my happy ending.
14:51And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair, and we got a divorce.
15:04And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support, my roof is leaking, my car
15:10is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:14So, best laid plans, I guess?
15:21You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:24He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:26I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:30I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:33Yeah, of course.
15:34I will.
15:36Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:43Uh, split the bill?
15:46Yeah, sure.
15:47Uh, split the bill.
15:50Check, please.
15:59Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:01You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:05Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit, he won't pay child support, and he works at
16:11LaStyle, but I can't fire him unless he might sue, or he might figure out who I am, so the
16:17least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her, and she
16:21can't know who I am.
16:22She thinks my name is George.
16:23Thanks, ma'am.
16:24Hey, Dino.
16:30Yes, boss.
16:31Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:34Let's fix the roof on it.
16:36Sure thing.
16:37Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car, nothing too fancy, though.
16:40She's not that type of girl.
16:42And keep everything anonymous.
16:44You got it.
16:46What's going on?
16:53Someone about the building.
16:54They're putting on a new roof.
16:56What?
16:57Oh, my God.
16:58That's amazing, right?
18:30Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency of child support?
18:42Oh, you are hereby.
19:12I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:19What's your address?
19:21Find me some dirt.
19:23I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:28Okay, ma'am.
19:28You got it.
19:31Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:32Come on.
19:38I had a good time.
19:44Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:47I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more.
19:54Just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well, good night.
20:01Good night.
20:02Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:22Wait, what?
20:23A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:29It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:32I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:38Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40Not any that I know of.
20:43Oh, don't look at me.
20:45Look, it's got your name on it.
20:47Oh, my God.
20:48It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:54They gave me this to you as well.
20:59I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:08What's 10 minus 4?
21:11You know the answer to that.
21:13Dang.
21:13Oh, shoot.
21:19I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:21George, can you get it for me?
21:23Roland's going to call.
21:24Yeah, sure.
21:25No problem.
21:26Thanks.
21:27Thanks.
21:43Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:03What?
22:06Nothing.
22:07I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:10I think that we should practice kissing.
22:35I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that would be a good idea.
22:46I think that would be a good idea.
22:47I think that would be a good idea.
22:48I think that would be a good idea.
22:49I think that would be a good idea.
22:50I think that would be a good idea.
22:51I think that would be a good idea.
22:52I think that would be a good idea.
22:53I think that would be a good idea.
22:54I think that would be a good idea.
22:55I think that would be a good idea.
22:56I think that would be a good idea.
22:57I think that would be a good idea.
22:58I think that would be a good idea.
22:59I think that would be a good idea.
23:00I think that would be a good idea.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:02I think that would be a good idea.
23:03I think that would be a good idea.
23:04I think that would be a good idea.
23:05I think that would be a good idea.
24:06Go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay.
24:16No, no, no.
24:17Go, go, go.
24:25Come on.
24:26Finish up.
24:26We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:28Grab your bag.
24:32Come on.
24:32We got it.
24:33Come on.
24:33Okay.
24:38Hurry.
24:39Let's go.
24:39Okay.
24:44Hey.
24:45Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good.
24:59What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:01I ain't got nothing.
25:02That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:05The guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:07Zip.
25:07Zilch.
25:08Nada.
25:08How is that possible?
25:13Don't shrug me.
25:15Ow.
25:16That hoot.
25:18Dammit.
25:19How dare she.
25:21My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:26Okay.
25:30This is what I want you to do.
25:31Get rid of them.
25:33If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:36And all the money goes to me.
25:39I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:44What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:47Ow.
25:48Damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud.
25:50It gives me the creeps.
25:51But you gotta...
25:52I mean...
25:53Ow.
25:54All right.
25:54All right.
25:55I'll handle it.
25:56Now do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:58Consider it done.
26:00Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:20There we go.
26:26We're fucked.
26:29Come on, ref.
26:30Give us a break.
26:31Hey, that was a foul.
26:34No.
26:35Bye.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on.
26:40Off.
26:41Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:47Hey.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:57What is it saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:03Listen.
27:04I mean, we all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:09Look at me.
27:11Rev, can we have a second?
27:14Hey, hey, look at me.
27:16You can do this.
27:18And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:21And it is.
27:22But messy misses sometimes.
27:26You know?
27:27And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:30It's about you having the courage to try.
27:34And look, we are both proud of you.
27:38Whether you make it or not.
27:40Thanks.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:45There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53All right, buddy.
27:57I can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:03Come on, son.
28:04You can do it.
28:05Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:12Oh, my God.
28:13I can do it.
28:14Hey, I can do it.
28:28Okay, Boobie, let's go. I have a hair appointment.
28:31Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah?
28:34My company is opening up a third branch, and there's going to be a big party next week, and I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony. I'm actually with him now, so...
28:47With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field? Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:09Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:12Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew. Okay, can we go? Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go. I can't. I really fucking...
29:19I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:30And you got your roof fixed.
29:31I wonder who bought the building.
29:33Hmm.
29:33He seems like a really decent guy.
29:35Yeah, he does.
29:36Hey, here it is.
29:37Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:38No, Mom!
29:39Just...
29:40Please, don't do this. I have a child at home.
29:42Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
29:45You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:46Just turn around. Come on.
29:48Come on.
29:49Just turn.
29:50Fuck.
29:52Damn it.
29:53Listen, sorry. It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:55Hey, hey, look, you could just take the money.
30:13Dino!
30:14Thank God, man.
30:14You okay, boss?
30:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:16You okay?
30:17Okay.
30:18Okay.
30:19Wait, you two know each other?
30:21Uh, Dino is my cousin. Yeah.
30:30But he called you Boss.
30:32Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids. He was a real bossy SOB.
30:38Yeah, that's right. I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:42Lucky coincidence.
30:44Yeah, very lucky. Thank you, Dino. Thank you.
30:47Anytime.
30:48We should go.
30:49Come on.
30:51Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened. I think it will really scare him.
30:58I, um...
31:00I...
31:02What?
31:04Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:09I think I would...
31:11Maybe...
31:12What's going on?
31:14I'm falling for you.
31:16I'm in love with you.
31:18No, you aren't.
31:19Yes, I am.
31:21And what's so wrong with that?
31:23Listen, George.
31:24You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:30Because of the silly idea that I had.
31:32Okay.
31:33The plan worked.
31:34Okay?
31:35Benji's fine.
31:36He thinks that we're in love.
31:37Yeah, because we are.
31:39No, we aren't.
31:40Yes, we are.
31:41No, love ruins everything.
31:43Okay?
31:45Love was not part of the deal here.
31:47Part of the deal?
31:48What about the other night?
31:51Hmm?
31:52The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:55Are you serious?
31:57Yeah.
31:58Whatever, Delilah.
32:02I did.
32:02I'm not that type of guy.
32:04But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:06Oh!
32:09I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:12Delilah.
32:14Whatever.
32:15You know I'm gonna go.
32:16No.
32:19But...
32:19Hey, boss.
32:30How about I heat you up some soup?
32:32Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:33Man.
32:34Women are nothing but trouble.
32:37You know?
32:38They think they know what they want.
32:40Then they get what they want.
32:42And that actually is not even what they wanted.
32:45And women are trouble.
32:46That's the bottom line.
32:47That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:48I'm sorry, man.
32:51No, it's fine.
32:52Dino, you should go home.
32:55Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:58Yes, sir.
32:59And you should cherish her.
33:01Yes, sir.
33:02Yeah.
33:06It's got a good one.
33:18It's got a bad one.
33:37It's got a good one.
33:39There's nothing in here.
33:51Oh, jeez.
34:09Tell me, what you got?
34:34I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:36I'm sorry.
34:37He had some goon there.
34:39He came out of nowhere.
34:41What?
34:44They've seen my face.
34:45I gotta have to lay low for a while.
34:47You idiot!
34:48I told you to do one thing!
34:50Get out!
34:52I told you to do everything on my own!
34:54You should've saw a big the guy was.
34:56Idiot.
35:03Hey, sexy.
35:05Hey.
35:06What is it?
35:07What's wrong?
35:10Okay.
35:11I have to show you something.
35:13You can't laugh, okay?
35:16What?
35:17Of course.
35:18Anything for you, Boopie.
35:23What?
35:24Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:27So you'll pitch it?
35:29Of course.
35:30Yeah.
35:31Yeah, it will.
35:33Thank you, Boopie.
35:34Wow, incredible.
35:37Wow.
35:38Incredible.
35:39I can't do it.
35:40No, no.
35:42I can't do it!
35:43I can't do it!
35:44It's tough!
35:45It's like a beautiful boy.
35:46She's hot here, my birthday.
35:54No, no, no.
35:55And then his dad knows who I'm concerned.
35:57No, no.
35:58It's anuncie light.
36:00Boopie, mama's in the mood.
36:19Boopie, mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:30Boopie.
36:40Don't wait.
37:01George, please call me.
37:05I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:23George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:26Benji misses you.
37:30I miss you.
37:32Call me.
37:49Fine.
37:50Around seven o'clock.
37:54This better be important.
38:00Listen.
38:02I really need to talk with you.
38:04Can we get a coffee?
38:07Just a coffee.
38:09Okay.
38:10Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:13See you then.
38:21Hey, Dino.
38:22Yes, boss.
38:23Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:25Can you follow Delilah?
38:26She's been acting a little strange, and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:29Consider it done.
38:36So what is this about?
38:40Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:42No.
38:47I've been thinking about us.
38:49Us.
38:52There is no us.
38:54But there is.
38:55There could be.
38:59When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:05We're a family.
39:07We're the perfect family.
39:09You've got to be kidding me.
39:10I can't admit.
39:13How dare you?
39:20How dare you?
39:22Sharon!
39:23Boopy!
39:25This was not my idea.
39:27You're lying.
39:28You're trying to steal my man.
39:29I already told you.
39:30He's mine, you slut!
39:32Tell her.
39:33This was your idea.
39:35He wants us to get back together.
39:37Oh.
39:38I don't know what you're talking about.
39:40Sharon.
39:41She begged me to meet her.
39:42She said it was an emergency.
39:43Something about Benji.
39:44You coward.
39:47She grabbed my hand.
39:48She was begging me.
39:49It was pathetic.
39:51Okay.
40:00Take that, you slut!
40:03I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:06You're a worm.
40:08And you're fucking crazy.
40:11And this man does not pay his child support.
40:16Okay.
40:20Boopy.
40:21Don't even start.
40:23What the hell is this?
40:24You're embarrassing me.
40:25It's disgusting.
40:26Let's go.
40:27Let's go.
40:28Come on.
40:29Hey.
40:30Hey.
40:31Hey.
40:32Thank you for meeting with me.
40:33Happy to see you.
40:34Yeah.
40:35What do you want, Delilah?
40:36I've been thinking about us.
40:37About our conversation the other week and what you said.
40:42Look, I was wrong.
40:43What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
40:44And I was confused.
40:45What do you mean you were confused?
40:46How was dinner last night?
40:47With Andy.
40:48What?
40:49What?
40:50What?
40:51I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:53I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:54How do you know about that?
40:55Ah.
40:56I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:58What?
40:59I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:00How do you know about that?
41:01Ah.
41:02So, you did have dinner with him.
41:03And you held hands.
41:04How romantic.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06Did you have me followed?
41:07You're not even denying it.
41:08I said, how that's what you did.
41:09What?
41:10How was dinner last night with Andy?
41:11I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:15How do you know about that?
41:16Ah.
41:17So, you did have dinner with him.
41:19And you held hands.
41:20How romantic.
41:21Oh, my God.
41:22Did you have me followed?
41:23You're not even denying it.
41:24What?
41:25What is that?
41:26You were just a certain person.
41:27I didn't even like this.
41:29I came to a different place.
41:30What did you tell me as a different person?
41:31I didn't even think this was what I did.
41:32I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:38Yeah.
41:39And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
41:44Right. Yeah, right.
41:46And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:51But now I realize I was wrong.
41:53You're just an asshole.
41:55And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:06I hope I never have to see you again.
42:15Christ.
42:23Mom?
42:25Yeah, hon.
42:26Can I ask you a personal question?
42:30Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:33Where's George?
42:36George.
42:37You heard me. Where's George?
42:41Um...
42:42Did he have a fight?
42:46Well...
42:46Did he break up?
42:48Sometimes grown-ups, they...
42:58They have to make decisions.
43:01Well, it's okay.
43:02You broke up.
43:04Don't worry about it.
43:06I'm used to it.
43:07I'm sorry, Benji.
43:11I really am.
43:12I'm sorry, Benji.
43:13I really am.
43:14What's in your car, George?
43:28What's in your car, George?
43:28Thank you for meeting with me.
43:37Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:40Um, are you here alone?
43:41Yeah, I snagged up.
43:43Mom's a rocker.
43:44Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:46He does it every time.
43:47Don't tell mom.
43:49Okay.
43:50I want to talk about mom.
43:54Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:57Mom was being super sad.
44:00And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:02You know she loves you, right?
44:05Wait, what?
44:06I can tell.
44:09Benji, it's not what you think.
44:10Look, your mom hired me to...
44:15I know you've been pretending.
44:17What?
44:17I know you've been pretending that you love each other.
44:20So mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:23Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:25But...
44:25And you love her too.
44:27But there's...
44:27So I'd like the two of you to stab the shenanigans and please get back together.
44:32Deal?
44:36Deal.
44:40Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
44:42What?
44:43A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show.
44:48And I couldn't use them and get them to me!
44:52What?
44:53Wait, that is like huge.
44:55Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
44:58Why you?
44:59Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:02And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:07And guess who's going to be my date?
45:09Who?
45:10You silly!
45:10Wait, those are my designs.
45:20What?
45:21Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:23You see?
45:24Oh my god, they do!
45:27We have to go.
45:28Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
45:52Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
45:54There they are.
45:59Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:05Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
46:15Oh my god.
46:17We're fucked.
46:18Oh my god.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald!
46:37Isn't that...
46:38Yes.
46:42George.
46:43George.
46:43George.
46:48Did you know about that?
46:49Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:51But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:54Did you know about that?
46:55Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:57But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:59Not a secret, Milo.
47:01A surprise.
47:02You should have been sentry.
47:04Kill Benji.
47:05Wow.
47:05I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:10You know they say that the truth will set you free?
47:13Oh my god.
47:14Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:20And the truth is...
47:22I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:30The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:36Holy fuck.
47:38Damn it.
47:39This isn't fair.
47:40So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
47:49Disgusting.
48:14Disgusting.
48:14Disgusting.
48:19Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:37Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:46Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
48:49Please.
48:51Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I will be here to stand the rest of my dreams.
48:52Oh, thank you.
49:12Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:18Delilah
49:25Will you please
49:27Give me the honor
49:28And be my wife
49:31Yes
49:34What?
49:38Yes
49:38You will
49:39I will
49:40You will
49:41The clothing was disgusting
49:57Terror
49:58Andy James
49:58You are under arrest
50:00For delinquency of child support
50:01And contempt of court
50:02Sharon Swart
50:03You are under arrest
50:04For attempted murder
50:05No
50:06Boobie
50:07Boobie make it stop
50:09No no no
50:09Boobie
50:09Boobie make it stop
50:11Oh shut up Sharon
50:12I now pronounce you
50:20Husband and wife
50:21Once upon a time
50:22I thought life
50:23Was about finding love
50:25But in the end
50:26I learned it's not just
50:27About finding love
50:28But loving yourself
50:29Your truth
50:31And your joy
50:33Proving that sometimes
50:35The best things
50:36Come from the most
50:37Unexpected beginnings
50:38Is that personal
50:40By the way
50:41I was told you
50:42I was told you
50:43You have to
50:44Don't tell you
50:44That you have to
50:45That you have to
50:46I walk you
50:47I was told you
50:48And you have to
50:48I was told you
50:49I was told you
50:49I'm such a
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