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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches?
02:51Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:54Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland!
03:08There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out!
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Alright, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:42Hey.
04:43Hey, this is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:51I'll take a black coffee.
04:52Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:27I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like, a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um...
05:49Yeah.
05:50I cannot pay you much, but...
05:53Seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Come on.
06:03Two more.
06:04Last one.
06:06Okay.
06:07Good work.
06:08Good work.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Hey, can I tell you something?
06:11Well, that's never good.
06:12You ready?
06:13As ready as I could be.
06:14I'm gonna be an actor.
06:15You what?
06:16Look, some waitress...
06:17Someone needed my help, and...
06:18I agreed.
06:20You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:21Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but...
06:23Um...
06:24Look, man, she's super sweet.
06:25I've been a good man.
06:26You'll be a good man.
06:27You're a good man.
06:28You're a good man.
06:29I'm a good man.
06:30Come on.
06:31Two more.
06:32Two more.
06:33Last one.
06:34Okay.
06:35Good work.
06:36Good work.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Hey, can I tell you something?
06:39Well, that's never good.
06:40You ready?
06:41As ready as I could be.
06:42Um, look, man, she's super sweet, and she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and it just feels so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress' boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay, crazy things have happened.
07:09I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see, she's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Now that's it?
07:17Okay.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36What an urgent child support.
07:42Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:50I don't know.
07:58I don't know.
07:59Oh, fuck.
08:08No, no, no, no.
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:24Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:38Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No, thank you.
08:52I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji.
09:07Come on.
09:09You can do it, Benji.
09:10Come on.
09:12Come on, Benji.
09:13Hit the ball for once.
09:16Let's go, Benji.
09:18You're doing great.
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:23Looking good as always.
09:26No.
09:27Looking good as always.
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji.
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble.
09:34Nice.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42That's him.
09:43Delilah.
09:43That's who?
09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:01Oh, for Christ's sake.
10:08Man up, boy.
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:16I have a mani-pedi.
10:17Come on.
10:17Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:27Um, Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopie.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going.
11:21But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:25See you tomorrow.
11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:00Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:05I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:10Hmm.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:51Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:57Well, hello.
12:58Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:19Oh, my.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:31Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi.
13:40I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Oh, but...
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if...
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bye-bye.
13:49That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:51Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:07Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you gonna do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:31Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:39Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
15:00my happy ending, and then I eloped with Andy, and, uh, he had an affair, and then we got
15:13a divorce, and now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking, um, my car is useless, and I work in a diner, so best laid plans, I
15:29guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:47Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the boat?
15:54Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:10Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit, he won't pay child support, and he works at
16:21La Style, but I can't fire him unless he might sue, or he might figure out who I am, so the
16:28least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her, and she
16:32can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:39Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:41Let's buy Delilah's building, and let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car, nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Somebody bought the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:11Oh, my God.
18:42Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
18:55Oh, you are hereby.
19:25I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:55I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:02And it really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:32Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Willen's going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:41Thanks.
22:02Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:16He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:24Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:32Sure.
22:49I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
22:59I think that would be a good idea.
23:03I think that would be a good idea.
23:03I think that would be a good idea.
23:05Okay.
24:05Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:43Come on.
24:43Finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:46Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We're going to eat more.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug me.
25:33Ow.
25:33That, who it?
25:36Dammit.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My Goobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, dammit.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean, ow.
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:26There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Reb.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
26:59Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Okay.
27:30Reb, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you.
27:56Whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:02There you go.
28:06And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot him, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:32Oh, my God.
28:48Okay, Ruby, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:49Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:17Pretending to help Benji?
29:19I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew. Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't. I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest
29:47I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, here he's done.
29:56Hey, hey!
29:57Whoa, whoa!
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look.
30:02I have money in my back pocket.
30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:11Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look.
30:17You can just take the money.
30:17Dino, thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:34I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:40Uh, Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:10Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:21What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do
31:26if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:38Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good
31:46that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:55Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:58No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake,
32:13and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:17Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl,
32:25then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all,
32:31and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:36No.
32:38But...
32:39Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want,
33:00then they get what they want,
33:01and that actually is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:05That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife,
33:16because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:38It's got a good one.
33:52No problem.
33:54It's so easy.
33:54No problem.
33:55It's something to bring you up.
33:56I just love you.
33:56Yeah.
33:57It's okay.
33:57It's okay.
33:58I'm not good.
33:58You're good.
33:59You're a good one.
34:00It's okay.
34:00It's nothing in here.
34:11Oh, jeez.
34:20Oh, jeez.
34:50Tell me what you got.
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:03They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should've saw the big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:20Hey, sexy.
35:24Hey.
35:25What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:29Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:35What?
35:36Of course.
35:38Anything for you, boobie.
35:43What?
35:44Cher, they're...
35:46They're actually amazing.
35:47So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:50Yeah.
35:51Yeah, it will.
35:52Thank you, boobie.
35:53Wow.
35:54Incredible.
35:56Wow.
35:57Incredible.
36:25Boobie.
36:26Mama's in the mood.
36:27Boobie.
36:28Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:30Boobie.
36:31Boobie.
36:32Boobie.
36:33Boobie.
36:34Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:35Boobie.
36:36Boobie.
36:37Boobie.
36:38Boobie.
36:39Boobie.
36:40Boobie.
36:42Boobie.
36:43Hey Duffy.
36:51Boopy.
37:13George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:43George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:48Benji misses you. I miss you.
37:52Call me.
38:09Fine.
38:11We're around 7 o'clock. This better be important.
38:20Listen.
38:22I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee?
38:26Just a coffee.
38:29Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:33See you then.
38:34Hey Dino. Yes, boss.
38:35Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:50Consider it done.
38:57So what is this about?
39:00Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:02No.
39:03I've been thinking about us.
39:08Us.
39:09There is no us.
39:12There is no us.
39:14But there is. There could be.
39:19When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:24We're a family.
39:25We're a family.
39:27We're the perfect family.
39:29You've got to be kidding me.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How.
39:35Dare you.
39:40How.
39:41Dare you.
39:43Sharon.
39:44Boopy.
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut.
39:53Well, her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
39:59Sharon.
40:00She begged me to meet her.
40:01She said it was an emergency.
40:02Something about Benji.
40:04You coward.
40:06She grabbed my hand.
40:08She was begging me.
40:09It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:20Take that, you slut.
40:22I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:28And you're fucking crazy.
40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:41Boopy.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:45It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:49Hey.
40:50Hey.
40:51Hey.
40:52Thank you for meeting with me.
40:53I'm happy to see you.
40:54Yeah.
40:55What do you want, Delilah?
40:56I've been thinking about us.
40:57About our conversation the other week and what you said.
41:01Look, I was wrong.
41:02I...
41:03What I said was wrong.
41:04And I made a mistake.
41:05And I was confused.
41:06What do you mean you were confused?
41:07How was dinner last night?
41:08With Andy.
41:09What?
41:10What?
41:11I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:12How do you know about that?
41:13How was dinner last night?
41:14How was dinner last night?
41:15With Andy.
41:16You held hands.
41:17You held hands.
41:18How was dinner last night?
41:19How do you know?
41:20You held hands.
41:21How did you know?
41:22And...
41:23I was...
41:24What you said...
41:25Look, I was wrong.
41:26I...
41:27I...
41:28I...
41:29I...
41:30I...
41:31I...
41:32I...
41:33I...
41:34I...
41:35I...
41:36I...
41:37I...
41:38I...
41:39I...
41:40I...
41:41I...
41:42I...
41:43I...
41:44I...
41:45I...
41:46how romantic oh my god did you have me followed you're not even denying it
41:52oh god i had dinner with andy last night because he asked to talk about benji yeah
41:59and then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face right yeah right
42:06and then i went home and i did some soul searching and i realized that i have feelings for you
42:11but now i realize i was wrong you're just an asshole
42:16and you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her
42:25god i hope i never have to see you again christ
42:41mom yeah hon can i ask you a personal question
42:50well i guess that depends on what the question is where's george george
42:58you heard me where's george
43:01um did you have a fight
43:05well
43:07did you break up
43:09sometimes grown-ups they
43:19they have to make decisions
43:21well it's okay you broke up don't worry about it i'm used to it
43:28i'm sorry benji
43:31i really am
43:34what's in your car george
43:49thank you for meeting with me
43:58yeah i was surprised that you called
44:00um are you here alone
44:03yeah it's my god mom's a rocker
44:06roland fell asleep on the couch
44:07he does it every time
44:08don't tell mom
44:09okay
44:11i want to talk about mom
44:14look benji i don't think that there's much to talk about there
44:18your mom was being super sad
44:20and i'm sorry to hear about that
44:23you know she loves you right
44:25wait what
44:27i can tell
44:29benji it's not what you think
44:32look your mom hired me i know you've been pretending
44:37what
44:38i know you've been pretending that you love each other so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
44:43listen i may be a kid but i'm not stupid but and you love her too but there's so i'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together
44:52together
44:53deal
44:54deal
44:59deal
45:00delilah delilah delilah delilah
45:03what what how
45:04a friend of a friend of an ex
45:06had the two sets of tickets to the le couture fashion style show and i couldn't use them and
45:11gave them to me
45:13what
45:14wait that is like huge
45:16anyone is going to be at that fashion show
45:19what
45:20are you
45:21let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:23and guilt
45:24baby guilt
45:26and guess who's going to be my date
45:30who
45:31you silly
45:32what
45:33wait those are my designs
45:40what
45:42those look exactly like my dresses
45:44see
45:45oh my god they do
45:47we have to go
45:49we have to go
45:50we have to go
45:54boopie i think we're gonna change the fashion world
46:13ooh i agree boopie
46:15there they are
46:20ladies and gentlemen before we end this magical show we have a very special treat
46:26today after years of secrecy le style couture will finally reveal its company's owner founder and primary designer
46:35oh
46:36oh
46:37my god
46:38we're fucked
46:39oh my god
46:40ladies and gentlemen
46:41please put your hands together for none other than
46:42justin fitzgerald
46:49thank you
46:51isn't that
46:52yes
46:53george
46:54did you know about that
47:08yeah he gave me the tickets
47:10yeah he gave me the tickets
47:12yeah he gave me the tickets
47:13but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:15did you know about that
47:17yeah he gave me the tickets
47:19but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:21not a secret milo
47:22a surprise
47:23kill benji
47:25kill benji
47:26wow
47:27i feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders
47:31you know they say that the truth will set you free
47:34oh my god
47:36well
47:37i feel like i've been free for the first time in so many years
47:42and the truth is
47:45i've fallen deeply in love
47:48with delilah james
47:52the greatest and latest design discovery
47:54and the love of my life
47:57holy fuck
48:00damnit
48:01this isn't fair
48:02so on this magnificent day it is my greatest pleasure
48:05to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love delilah
48:15is
48:22great
48:24this is my first time
48:25is
48:26for one of my suggestions
48:27is
48:28exactly
48:29and
48:30there is
48:31this is
48:32not a good booty
48:34but
48:35it is
48:36unforful
48:37that
48:38there is
48:39there is
48:40there is
48:41that
48:42this is
48:43which
48:44Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:59Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
49:08Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:14Ready? Go!
49:34Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:44Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:58What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:03You will.
50:04You will.
50:18The clothing is disgusting.
50:20Terror.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
50:49not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy, proving that sometimes
50:57the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:04You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:07You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:08You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:09You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:10You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:11You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:12You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:13You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:14You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:15You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:16You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:17You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:19You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:20You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
51:21You are under arrest for delinquency of the child.
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