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00:02:22Paper they sell
00:02:25old clothes
00:02:27Metals, suitcases, leather suitcases.
00:02:57Oh, here comes the cat, here comes the cat.
00:03:03What's happening?
00:03:05What's wrong, my cat?
00:03:06What, aren't you coming with us?
00:03:08Where to?
00:03:09To the pulqueta.
00:03:10Oh man, I'm thinking I'm going to explode over a peanut-cured screw.
00:03:14I'll give it to you like a pine cone.
00:03:16What happened? What happened?
00:03:18Just let me sell this.
00:03:19Help me, it didn't happen...
00:03:20Alright, bro, you're going to pay up, huh?
00:03:22Yes of course.
00:03:23You got a good grip, huh?
00:03:24Hey, I'll help, I'll help.
00:03:28Go for the other one.
00:03:31No, this one already broke.
00:03:33Now all the...
00:03:34Now then, stoves.
00:03:36Who am I playing with?
00:03:37With this.
00:03:37What happened?
00:03:38You always want to get ahead of me, don't you?
00:03:41With this one, man.
00:03:42Okay, who's going to flip the coin?
00:03:44Well, me.
00:03:45No, give me a chance.
00:03:47Okay, it's coming out hot.
00:03:48Go ahead, ask him.
00:03:49Little eagle.
00:03:51You lost, you lost.
00:03:52You lost, you lost, bro.
00:03:54Alright, with my bones.
00:03:56Go ahead, ask him.
00:03:57Aguilita, as usual.
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00You lost again.
00:04:03It's not a big deal.
00:04:05I'm going to use one of my sayings.
00:04:07A parrot is green wherever it goes.
00:04:09And a fool loses wherever he goes.
00:04:11And if I'm not careful, it'll bite me.
00:04:13No, that's not the saying.
00:04:14But it's true.
00:04:17Look, boys, look, look.
00:04:18Look what's going there.
00:04:19Oh no!
00:04:20Oh no, no!
00:04:21Oh no, no!
00:04:22What happened?
00:04:23It seems to be swishing its mouth and not...
00:04:26What happened?
00:04:26What happened?
00:04:27Oh no!
00:04:31I would like to make an option to be inside that shell.
00:04:34Mamachita!
00:04:36Yeah, chamego.
00:04:37Just eat this shrimp, dude.
00:04:39Oh!
00:04:40What a fright!
00:04:56He took away the fear, dude!
00:04:58Oh!
00:05:08It smells like your dinner, doesn't it?
00:05:09What's your dinner?
00:05:10To your dinner last night, dude.
00:05:12I already told you that we're not going to lose the car.
00:05:14Hey son, when you bring a policeman, take away his baton.
00:05:18Yes, right, boss?
00:05:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, now!
00:05:22No, there are, there are.
00:05:23Oh Jesus, push me!
00:05:25Is there a time when we haven't seen each other?
00:05:28Ah, you're going too far, Ropano, get to work, son!
00:05:31I turn around if I don't get congested.
00:05:34And what happened to the patient who has already recovered?
00:05:37Which sick person?
00:05:37The curing.
00:05:38Oh, really, really!
00:05:40Whoever arrives last at the pulque bar, pays.
00:05:42Oh no, no!
00:05:43Pay us!
00:05:43Three, come to us!
00:05:44That's not fair!
00:05:45Wait a minute, man.
00:05:49What did you bring?
00:05:50You seem nervous.
00:05:51How could I not be?
00:05:52I had a horrible impression.
00:05:54About what?
00:05:54I got home, went into my room and saw my mom,
00:05:56My wife, with some guy in bed.
00:05:59Oh really?
00:06:00Yes, you know the impression I felt.
00:06:02Your wife with another man?
00:06:03No, with the same one as always.
00:06:05But I said, no, I can't handle two.
00:06:07Yes, my son.
00:06:09Oh, you were like the dude is the buddy.
00:06:11Who says "compadre"?
00:06:12He's leaving, buddy.
00:06:13Did you sleep with your godmother before you got married?
00:06:16He says, no, buddy, what do you think?
00:06:18And you?
00:06:19No, I do.
00:06:21But I didn't know she was going to marry you, buddy.
00:06:26Cheers, cheers.
00:06:26I feel like I'm screwed.
00:06:29I've got a terrible flu.
00:06:30Do you have the flu?
00:06:31I took a Cotex for the flu.
00:06:33How to cortex?
00:06:33Cortex?
00:06:34It's going to be a contact.
00:06:36No wonder it got stuck here, dude.
00:06:39Oh, it scraped him all over.
00:06:41Yeah, man.
00:06:41Let's talk about the government instead.
00:06:44Yeah, so what?
00:06:45Who?
00:06:45From the government.
00:06:46From the government.
00:06:47No, no, no.
00:06:49Hold on, guys.
00:06:50That?
00:06:50Wait.
00:06:51From the government of Uganda.
00:06:53Uganda.
00:06:53To reach your mother.
00:06:55Boys.
00:06:59Oh.
00:07:02Oh, Karina, I'm truly desperate.
00:07:03I don't know what to do anymore.
00:07:05Look, I've already spent all the money I had for the car.
00:07:07See?
00:07:07I'm starting to sell the furniture.
00:07:09Oh my God.
00:07:10I don't know what to do.
00:07:11Yes, I'm feeling very bad.
00:07:12They've come to collect my apartment rent three times this week.
00:07:16Well, the phone.
00:07:16They're about to cut it off for me.
00:07:18I haven't sent any money home.
00:07:19You know they don't even want to see me.
00:07:21Oh, for the same reason.
00:07:22Ah, but I, defeated, am not going back with them, okay?
00:07:24They won't see me defeated, you see.
00:07:26Oh, as if that weren't enough.
00:07:27That damn Gerardo.
00:07:28Every time he can, he comes to take money from me.
00:07:30Oh, little sister.
00:07:30Oh, I have to find a job as a secretary, as...
00:07:33Well, whatever.
00:07:35I don't know what I'm going to do, Karina.
00:07:36Look, Manita, I don't really earn much as a model.
00:07:39Work hasn't been very good lately, but...
00:07:43But I'll lend it to you.
00:07:45Really?
00:07:45Oh really?
00:07:46Oh, thank you so much, Karina.
00:07:48Except it's not until two or three months from now.
00:07:51Oh, Karina.
00:07:52Doesn't it work for you?
00:07:53No, it works for me.
00:07:54Thank you so much.
00:07:55The thing is, in two or three months I'm going to be screaming out the window with my hair standing on end.
00:08:00Oh, little sister.
00:08:01What am I going to do, Karina?
00:08:02What am I going to do?
00:08:03Look, little sister.
00:08:05Take it.
00:08:05No, no, no, no.
00:08:06Well, also...
00:08:06Really?
00:08:07No, that's not what it's about either, please.
00:08:09Honestly, it's more useful to you than to me.
00:08:11I am not a slave to time.
00:08:14Well.
00:08:15But who's going to want to buy this from me, anyway?
00:08:17Where can I sell it?
00:08:19You'll see, there will be an opportunity.
00:08:21You'll see.
00:08:21Oh, well...
00:08:22No, pause until they sell.
00:08:27Just what I needed.
00:08:28Wait for me.
00:08:29No, pause until they sell.
00:08:32Already.
00:08:33Newspapers.
00:08:34Old shoes.
00:08:37Ropabejero.
00:08:39Ropabejero.
00:08:43Ah, tell me.
00:08:45Please get in.
00:08:47It's in the 305.
00:08:49305.
00:08:51I'm going up.
00:08:51How are you?
00:09:03Come in.
00:09:04Come in, come in.
00:09:05Excuse me.
00:09:07Hey, do you buy everything?
00:09:10Uh, well yes, yes, yes.
00:09:11Newspapers, shoes, papers, books, electrical appliances, whatever you want.
00:09:16All.
00:09:17Yeah.
00:09:17Okay, how much will you give me for this watch?
00:09:19Oh, wow, a watch, yes, no, I don't have a market, but...
00:09:22They're saying everything.
00:09:24Yes, yes, well, since it's you, how are you?
00:09:29Uh, I'm going to buy it.
00:09:30How much do you want for the watch?
00:09:31Give me...
00:09:32600.
00:09:35No, 600, no, ma'am.
00:09:37Look, you, it's a fake brand, they tricked you.
00:09:39No.
00:09:40Listen, but...
00:09:41No, no, at most 200, ma'am.
00:09:42And that's because it's you, right?
00:09:44That?
00:09:45200.
00:09:46Okay, then give them to me.
00:09:48Well.
00:09:48Given that?
00:09:49Excuse me, what?
00:09:50But it's worth more, right?
00:09:51No, no, really, no, no, it's an unknown brand, Zafiro brand, who knows what you are?
00:09:56Given that?
00:09:58No.
00:09:58Well.
00:10:00Won't you sell me the device?
00:10:01Which gadget?
00:10:03That.
00:10:04Ah, the little device.
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06No, I will sell it to you, look, it's just that...
00:10:08Look, how often do you come by?
00:10:10Well, I pass by here every day, because it's my route.
00:10:12Oh, well don't be mean, I'll make a stop by tomorrow because right now I'm busy with a friend.
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:16But tomorrow, why don't we make up, okay?
00:10:18André, I'll come tomorrow, we'll all make a deal, with pleasure.
00:10:20You come upstairs and I'll sell it to you.
00:10:21Thank you.
00:10:21André, well, a lot.
00:10:22Sorry, not even the hat, I loved myself.
00:10:24Bye bye.
00:10:25Thanks, huh?
00:10:25Goodbye, miss.
00:10:26Thank you so much.
00:10:27Thank you.
00:10:28Thank you, little friends.
00:10:37Thank you very much for your attention.
00:10:39Thank you for your attendance.
00:10:40Thank you, little friends.
00:10:41Thank you so much.
00:10:47Are you still bringing it?
00:10:49Yeah.
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:50Okay, see you later, I'm going to do some shopping and then we'll meet up, okay?
00:11:16Go on, say hi to her for me.
00:11:17Say hi to her when she goes to the bathroom.
00:11:19I'll thread it and sew it up.
00:11:21Yeah, shove this up your ass, dude.
00:11:24See you.
00:11:25Hey, I suspect this one's kind of a joke.
00:11:28Yes, yes.
00:11:31Cheers, brother.
00:11:39Dad, dad, dad.
00:11:40Hello, son.
00:11:41What happened?
00:11:42What happened, my king?
00:11:43Oh, mamachita.
00:11:45What happened?
00:11:47Hey, aren't you going to give me a kiss or what?
00:11:48Of course, then.
00:11:49What happened?
00:11:50How are you?
00:11:51Come on, sit down and eat.
00:11:52Sit down and eat, children.
00:11:53That.
00:11:55If you eat well, I promise I'll take you to the movies.
00:11:58Yes, Dad.
00:11:59I want to see an earthquake.
00:12:00No, man, just be content with seeing me.
00:12:02I repeat.
00:12:02Why do you want to see me with that herb?
00:12:04Better one with fights.
00:12:05Come on.
00:12:06I'm going to take you to see one of the Aguayo dog.
00:12:08So you can see that the guy isn't so clueless, huh?
00:12:10Okay?
00:12:10Okay, whatever you want, but we're going to eat now, right?
00:12:13Yeah?
00:12:13Yes, but what am I supposed to swallow?
00:12:15Air and I, what about us?
00:12:16Oh, sorry, my dear.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:20Come here, give me something.
00:12:30I'm leaving now.
00:12:32No, they're selling out.
00:12:37I'll buy whatever you have left over.
00:12:43No, they're selling out.
00:12:46Newspaper.
00:12:46Hey, hey, come on up.
00:12:52305, right?
00:12:53Yeah.
00:12:54I'm coming, young man, I'm coming.
00:13:08Hello, how are you?
00:13:09Very well thank you.
00:13:10Come in, come in.
00:13:11Thank you.
00:13:11Look, do you remember the other day you told me you liked the device?
00:13:14Yes, yes.
00:13:15Well, there it is, check it out.
00:13:16And let's see what else he likes here so I can sell it to him, huh?
00:13:19Well.
00:13:19You can take whatever you want.
00:13:20Of course.
00:13:21I'll leave him alone, I'm going to change because I have to go out.
00:13:23Ah, come in, come in.
00:13:24That's where it's lame, huh?
00:13:25Yes, go ahead.
00:13:25Excuse me.
00:13:26Yes, please come in.
00:13:26It's going to change, right?
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28Pass it on.
00:13:28Pass it on.
00:13:29Pass it on.
00:13:30Pass it on.
00:13:30Pass it on.
00:13:31Pass it on.
00:13:32Thanks for watching the video
00:14:02Thanks for watching the video
00:14:32What happened? Did you check the device?
00:14:35Yes, it was delicious!
00:14:36Did you like it?
00:14:37Yes, of course, with its two little knobs and its speaker
00:14:40Beautiful
00:14:41Oh, that's great!
00:14:42Okay, how much are you going to give me for it?
00:14:47How much do you want?
00:14:48Okay, tell me how much you're going to give because otherwise I'll be repelled.
00:14:50No, no, no, no, no, this, nothing repels him
00:14:53Okay, give me a thousand
00:14:53Thousand?
00:14:54Thousand
00:14:54With great pleasure
00:14:55Here you go, let's see
00:14:56Let's see, two, three, five, seven, eight, ten
00:15:00There you have it
00:15:00No, no, no more than a thousand
00:15:02Hey, my love, why do I always have to dress up as something to make love to you?
00:15:10Look, I'm going to explain, I'm going to explain
00:15:12Look closely, how many children do we have?
00:15:15Six, okay
00:15:16How many years have you been married?
00:15:18Fifteen
00:15:19Well, it's like when you, for example, are training with a horse
00:15:23You grab the horse, since you have it, then you have to change horses, change mares
00:15:27Because if not, the stallion will not react.
00:15:29Did I explain myself clearly?
00:15:31Yeah?
00:15:31No, you understand, but we'll do whatever you want, right?
00:15:33Go ahead, that's right, that's right, like a good Mexican woman, docile, that's how I want her
00:15:37Okay, get on here, get on here, get on here
00:15:39That's it, that's it, get in there
00:15:40Look, let's do one thing
00:15:41Let's see
00:15:42Now you'll see
00:15:44Let's see
00:15:45Okay, I'll tell you, okay?
00:15:46Let me open up your heartbeat, let's see if you're not racing.
00:15:50Let's see, two
00:15:51Four
00:15:52Six
00:15:54Eight
00:15:54Nine
00:15:56Twenty
00:15:57Sixteen
00:15:58Twenty-four
00:15:59No, no, we can't hear well through the fabric, come on, move aside, move aside, you, you, you, you, you little kitty
00:16:03That's it, you know, go ahead
00:16:05And me too, I'm taking a few, me too, to see if I can speed things up a little.
00:16:10That's the good thing, it's fast, huh?
00:16:13Come on, yes, come on, yes, it burns me
00:16:14That's it, that's it
00:16:16Very good
00:16:17Okay, now we're talking
00:16:19Ejei
00:16:20Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, it's going to be good
00:16:22Twelve
00:16:23Fourteen
00:16:24Eleven
00:16:27Thirty-two
00:16:28Twenty-one
00:16:30Forty-eight
00:16:32Forty-three
00:16:33Thirty
00:16:34Know?
00:16:36You seem to have some kind of interference.
00:16:38Yes sir
00:16:39Come here, I'm going to take it away from you, the mind that people see.
00:16:42Hello, hello, good morning
00:17:02Hello
00:17:03Yora, why so much food?
00:17:05Oh, you were stunning yesterday!
00:17:08Was I what?
00:17:09Imposing
00:17:10Oh, I heard you sounding helpless, I said, what happened?
00:17:13And do you need to eat well?
00:17:15No, no, no, no, no
00:17:16I don't need that much to recover, man.
00:17:18No, and I also made it worse for my health...
00:17:20That?
00:17:21I say that someone who is healthy is walking around like a donkey in spring.
00:17:24Adel, don't know, I know, give me a little kiss
00:17:27No, wait, stay still, wait, wait
00:17:29Okay, I'm going to work now.
00:17:32Then it's your turn until October.
00:17:35Until October
00:17:41But tomorrow is already October.
00:17:46Oh, you were just strolling around, dude.
00:17:52Well, you're up for it.
00:17:54Give it to him
00:17:55What egg is it?
00:17:57What egg, clown, go for it?
00:17:58Aren't you going into the room?
00:18:00With your sister?
00:18:01I'll screw you over for a week.
00:18:02But below a donkey
00:18:04Don't march, dude, eh, don't march
00:18:06What egg, Lenzo, right?
00:18:07Okay
00:18:08But if I hit your little hole, you pay me double.
00:18:10Hit this one
00:18:12No, I'm not driving today.
00:18:14I'll tear up your permit.
00:18:16Look, it's me and the blond guy and you two
00:18:19Okay, let's go
00:18:19Come on
00:18:20Come on
00:18:21Start
00:18:24So they can learn.
00:18:26Here goes
00:18:28With style, look, the style
00:18:29The hip-shaking style
00:18:31With a hip sway
00:18:32With a hip sway
00:18:33Here goes
00:18:34AND...
00:18:38What egg?
00:18:40What did you think of it?
00:18:41Here we go
00:18:42Look at the style
00:18:44Hip thrust
00:18:45Thrown
00:18:46What egg?
00:18:50I'm stopping, I'm stopping
00:18:51Who's going?
00:18:52Who's going?
00:18:53Hey, you're going
00:18:54Will you remember the little hole?
00:18:57Give me permission
00:18:58Come on
00:18:59Come on
00:19:00Let's go
00:19:01Let's go
00:19:02They are not forgotten, they are forgotten
00:19:07Youths
00:19:08What egg?
00:19:08What egg?
00:19:09Finally or here
00:19:10How does this one do it?
00:19:11Wait
00:19:14Wait
00:19:15Look what God did for his children
00:19:19This is a job for the cat
00:19:21Hey, my cat
00:19:23To the attack
00:19:24Attacking
00:19:26Come on
00:19:27My cat
00:19:28Out of car
00:19:29Hello
00:19:32But he's so lucky with the cats, man.
00:19:35The cat
00:19:35Well, this guy will never lose his stallion ways, will he?
00:19:37No, but that darn cat is an Angora.
00:19:39No, and do you know when it gets difficult for him?
00:19:43To the cat
00:19:43When the old woman turns out to be a bitch
00:19:45Just go for it, right?
00:19:50Shall we continue?
00:19:51Yes, man
00:19:51You're going
00:19:52Wait
00:19:52How does he do it?
00:19:54Hey, so?
00:19:55But what are you doing here?
00:19:56Chatting with your buddies
00:19:57Well, I'm here from the supermarket, look.
00:20:01Are you going to have a party?
00:20:03Allow me
00:20:03Oh no, what a shame
00:20:04Allow me, allow me
00:20:06Take your finger out
00:20:07Oh, thank you.
00:20:08What, are you going to have a party?
00:20:10Oh no, man
00:20:11What do you think?
00:20:12The thing is, I buy groceries for every week.
00:20:14I no longer have to go out to the store for a day.
00:20:16And I don't know what
00:20:17Yes, no, no
00:20:17But he does like parties
00:20:19Oh, yes.
00:20:20The dance
00:20:20The dance
00:20:21And what does she like to dance?
00:20:23I like cumbia
00:20:25How cool
00:20:28No, me too
00:20:28And you don't like quebradita?
00:20:29The little break
00:20:30Yes, that's what's in fashion.
00:20:31Yeah
00:20:32Yes, with a hat and I don't know what else
00:20:34I danced it and did a little break
00:20:35But it gave birth
00:20:35Wow, what a cool outfit!
00:20:38Who buys them?
00:20:40How does he do it?
00:20:40Oh no
00:20:40I buy them ready-made.
00:20:41I buy them ready-made.
00:20:42Oh, yes.
00:20:43They look very nice on her
00:20:44Oh, how kind.
00:20:48Thank you so much for taking the time
00:20:50No, no, no
00:20:51You are welcome
00:20:51Oh, how kind.
00:20:52Hey, don't you want to rest for a little while?
00:20:56Uh, well
00:20:57But just for a little while
00:20:58Because my buddies are waiting for me
00:20:59I have a lot of things to do.
00:21:00Oh, really?
00:21:01No, man
00:21:01I won't keep you long.
00:21:02Okay, tell me
00:21:03What do you have to do?
00:21:05Well, finish the hopscotch game
00:21:06I left it halfway through
00:21:07So, what are you going to offer me?
00:21:11Well, a soft drink
00:21:12A little beer
00:21:13I don't know, whatever you like
00:21:15I like you
00:21:16Something to refresh him
00:21:19Well, then
00:21:20A cool one
00:21:21Okay, come on over here
00:21:22Come on
00:21:23Look, leave the bags there
00:21:25Thank you
00:21:27Okay, here you go
00:21:40Thank you very much, you're very kind.
00:21:41You are welcome
00:21:42Excuse me, if you don't mind me asking
00:21:47What is your name?
00:21:48No, it's not indiscretion.
00:21:50And my name is Virginia
00:21:52But they call me Vicky
00:21:53Can I call her Vicky?
00:21:56Well, if you want
00:21:57Listen
00:21:59You're not married, are you?
00:22:01I always see her alone.
00:22:02Well yes
00:22:03I'm not married
00:22:04And I live here alone.
00:22:06Because I left home
00:22:08Where I lived with my parents
00:22:09And so?
00:22:11Well, it's a long story.
00:22:13All because of a wretch
00:22:15He made fun of me
00:22:16And you already know
00:22:17They could never forgive me
00:22:19How awful
00:22:20Well, but you won't think
00:22:22Spending your whole life like that, right?
00:22:24Oh, no
00:22:24Of course not
00:22:26And you know what?
00:22:27I'm sure that one day
00:22:28I'm going to find a man
00:22:30That makes me very happy
00:22:31You know what?
00:22:34You are very pretty
00:22:35It's a shame I'm married
00:22:38And that he has such a law
00:22:38To my mom and my kids
00:22:40But you know what?
00:22:41I want to propose something to you.
00:22:43What tour are you on?
00:22:47I mean, what does he do for a living?
00:22:49Well, it's not for you to know.
00:22:50But I just lost my job
00:22:52And do you know what the worst part is?
00:22:54That the money I had left
00:22:55Well, I just spent it on this
00:22:57You need a man
00:23:01May she be protected
00:23:02A man to protect her
00:23:03Just like the song says
00:23:04By Agustín Lara
00:23:05As?
00:23:06Let him pay for his sin with diamonds.
00:23:08And that he marries you
00:23:09And where am I going to find that jewel?
00:23:12If all men are equal
00:23:14They always want the same thing
00:23:16Yes, I understand.
00:23:18The thing is, you
00:23:20She has such a pretty face.
00:23:21And such a well-built body.
00:23:22That...
00:23:23Listen, if you covered it up
00:23:24Come on, if he were hiding it from her
00:23:27I'm sure she did.
00:23:28Do you think so?
00:23:30And I'm going to tell you how
00:23:31Look, I work in many colonies
00:23:33From very rich people
00:23:34And I know two or three houses
00:23:36Where some bachelors live
00:23:37That they would like to get married
00:23:39Oh, let's see, let's see
00:23:42I think I'm starting to understand him.
00:23:44Look
00:23:45So if they see me as ugly
00:23:47Insignificant
00:23:48And some of them
00:23:50He really falls in love with me
00:23:52It would be for the good.
00:23:53And not because of what you have
00:23:55You don't know how much I'd like to get married
00:23:58And find love
00:24:01Lifelong
00:24:03No, well yes
00:24:05He deserves it.
00:24:08What happened, my cat?
00:24:15Aren't we going to the pulque bar?
00:24:17Here's the blond guy
00:24:17He's going to start with the pulque.
00:24:19And with the snacks
00:24:20Oh, damn
00:24:21Did he win the lottery or what?
00:24:23No, man
00:24:23The thing is, nowadays
00:24:24My devil
00:24:25Oh, well congratulations, man
00:24:26Congratulations
00:24:27I would like the rooster's crow
00:24:30And the instrument from the donkey
00:24:31No, no, no
00:24:32I propose something better.
00:24:34Like what?
00:24:35What do you think?
00:24:36I hooked up with the old lady in the building
00:24:37Good fuck
00:24:38And I invited her to dance at the Tropicana today.
00:24:41Are you going to take the country girl?
00:24:42Did he come from his village?
00:24:43Why don't we meet there?
00:24:45That seems very good to me
00:24:46But I invite
00:24:47No no
00:24:47In that case, I'll invite you too.
00:24:49You too?
00:24:50Yes, but an old woman I know
00:24:51So I don't go alone
00:24:51Oh dear, oh dear, children
00:24:54Don't leave me down
00:24:55I have great ones too.
00:24:57Yes, but very balanced
00:24:59Okay, then I'll see you there.
00:25:02I'm going to work for a while
00:25:03See you tonight
00:25:03Okay, let's go
00:25:04Come on
00:25:05There it is, no, I couldn't
00:25:16Look how I left her
00:25:18You are the one who no longer has an umbrella
00:25:21Which umbrella?
00:25:22Because I'm Mary Poppins
00:25:23Oh bastard
00:25:24I think you already use
00:25:25The Russian Lightning
00:25:26What lightning?
00:25:28They were charred by the lightning strike.
00:25:29The trojotes
00:25:30Don't play
00:25:32Well, well, cheers, little one.
00:25:34You've made me nervous
00:25:36What happened?
00:25:37No no
00:25:37Okay, so what?
00:25:40Do we drink or dance?
00:25:42We sucked and then we danced
00:25:43No
00:25:43Let's dance instead
00:25:44And the last one pays the bill.
00:25:45No!
00:25:45No!
00:25:46Hey, where are you going?
00:25:52Where are you going?
00:25:53Hey
00:25:53What do you think about continuing here?
00:25:56Here?
00:25:57Oh, don't mess with her
00:25:57What's up here, man?
00:25:58Don't worry about us.
00:26:00We want to follow her too.
00:26:01Just like that, bald?
00:26:03Bald
00:26:03Bald?
00:26:04Be quieter, they might hear you.
00:26:06Leave the impressive one bald.
00:26:08What can you see at this hour?
00:26:09Shall we go in?
00:26:11Oh, son
00:26:11I'll go in first
00:26:13No, I'm waiting in line.
00:26:14You make me nervous
00:26:16I can finally put my freeloader on.
00:26:18Ah, okay then
00:26:20Let's go
00:26:21No, no, I didn't take much.
00:26:26Alright, guys
00:26:35There is his pasture
00:26:37So they can recover from the hangover
00:26:39What happened to the meat?
00:26:41Which meat?
00:26:42If it didn't reach
00:26:42It's made with chorizo.
00:26:43It's good.
00:26:44From Toluca
00:26:45From what the Indians bring from outside
00:26:47They're shoving it down your throat because you're Spanish.
00:26:48No, and what if the chili is from Halostock?
00:26:51If it's good
00:26:52Stop it already, you pair of backstabbers.
00:26:54Why daggers?
00:26:55Because they're getting on each other's nerves
00:26:56No, what happened?
00:26:58Now, Chato
00:26:59Order some dishes
00:27:00And some forks
00:27:01For a start
00:27:01While I'm busting my ass
00:27:02This beer
00:27:03I'm burning up
00:27:04Okay, some play
00:27:05About ten
00:27:06I'm just feeling lazy, man
00:27:08Yes, son of God
00:27:09There it is, look
00:27:09Quickly, quickly
00:27:11Come on, right now
00:27:12When we eat that
00:27:13Hey, well, I'm going to...
00:27:18Proof
00:27:18I spent the whole morning
00:27:20Cooking
00:27:21That?
00:27:21How does this sting?
00:27:31It's from Chile Campana
00:27:33Bell?
00:27:34Yeah
00:27:34Because it stings when you enter
00:27:35And at the exit it rings
00:27:37As long as your clapper doesn't get irritated
00:27:40No, what happened?
00:27:42You caught me off guard.
00:27:43Oh, mamacita
00:27:44Okay, get over there
00:27:47Legal
00:27:47Tami
00:27:48Don't let them space you out
00:27:49Don't let them space you out
00:27:50That
00:27:50But just a taste
00:27:51Just a taste
00:27:52Just a taste
00:27:52Oh, son of a... with this
00:27:55I have until tomorrow
00:27:56My love
00:28:02What does this mean?
00:28:04Oh, let me explain.
00:28:05He won't be there
00:28:06And who are you?
00:28:08I am the cat
00:28:09The cat?
00:28:10The cat
00:28:10Yes, I came to catch a mouse
00:28:12And now I'm leaving.
00:28:14They told me
00:28:15There were a lot of mice here.
00:28:16But already?
00:28:18Yes, yes
00:28:18See you
00:28:19And why are you getting involved?
00:28:22Shadows at the house?
00:28:23Oh, lady
00:28:23You have the curve
00:28:24I?
00:28:25Yes, you
00:28:26It has a sign that says
00:28:27The Lord will be with you
00:28:29Nightly
00:28:30And I haven't seen it go up.
00:28:32Just one day
00:28:33Oh, that's the last straw!
00:28:34With this servitude
00:28:35What are you, sir?
00:28:39Shall I bring you what you need?
00:28:41What thing?
00:28:42Like what?
00:28:43What the girl asked me
00:28:44Oh, the girl
00:28:46I was already in Xochimilco
00:28:48By Xochimilco
00:28:50No, not at all.
00:28:51Because they make her row
00:28:52As?
00:28:53I mean, I'll explain later
00:28:54Well, look
00:28:56I was going to go back to my village tomorrow
00:28:58To bring a girl
00:28:59But if you're offering me a
00:29:00And it has recommendations
00:29:02Well
00:29:02No, no, it does have it
00:29:03He has letters of recommendation
00:29:05No, man
00:29:05The bunch
00:29:06So he has
00:29:06Yes, because you can see here
00:29:07Since everyone is such a thief
00:29:09The plumbers
00:29:10The bricklayers
00:29:11The plumbers
00:29:12The ragpickers
00:29:13What happened?
00:29:14What happened?
00:29:14Well, everything goes there
00:29:15No, no, everything is leaving
00:29:16No, no, we are
00:29:17Poor but for a while
00:29:18You can be a doctor of the workplace, right?
00:29:20Well
00:29:20Then I'll bring it tomorrow.
00:29:21Should I bring it tomorrow?
00:29:22I'll bring it tomorrow.
00:29:23Okay, I'll bring it with me.
00:29:23Nice and clean
00:29:25Nice and bathed
00:29:26Well, let's see if he lets her.
00:29:27Because you see that
00:29:28No, yes, a little bath
00:29:29No no
00:29:30You see?
00:29:31I want it spotless
00:29:32Everything to everything
00:29:33Yes, it's like that.
00:29:34Over there in the southeast
00:29:35Water is scarce
00:29:36But I will bring it to her.
00:29:36Wow, nice and clean.
00:29:37From the little corners
00:29:38What do you think?
00:29:39Oh ok
00:29:40I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
00:29:41I'll be waiting for you here.
00:29:41Come on
00:29:42See you later, boss
00:29:42I hope things go well for you.
00:29:43No, past
00:29:46Let them avenge
00:29:47No, past
00:29:50Let them avenge
00:29:51What's up, my keyboard?
00:29:58What's up, cat?
00:29:59What, my dart
00:30:00What are you doing here?
00:30:01How empty
00:30:02No, it's just that I'm coming
00:30:03Make me a ball, man
00:30:04Why not?
00:30:05How many bags?
00:30:06Oh no, don't leave, man
00:30:07No, I want you to do it to me
00:30:08A letter of recommendation
00:30:10For a girl
00:30:11What I want to send
00:30:11To work in a house
00:30:12To a brothel?
00:30:14No, what happened, man?
00:30:15No, as a maid
00:30:16But I need a letter
00:30:17From that house
00:30:17It was really cool
00:30:18Okay, but
00:30:19Who recommends it?
00:30:20That's the problem.
00:30:21But it doesn't have
00:30:21Who recommends it?
00:30:23That's not a problem
00:30:25I'm going to get you out
00:30:25A copy of those new ones
00:30:26You'll see.
00:30:27It never fails
00:30:28It never fails
00:30:29Because now is better
00:30:29You make me white with rage.
00:30:31No, you're teasing me.
00:30:32Okay, give it a go
00:30:34Okay, here's the coffee
00:30:39Thank you, that's very kind of you.
00:30:43You are welcome
00:30:44What do you think?
00:30:45Here are the letters
00:30:46Already recommended
00:30:47Oh, that's great!
00:30:47Thank you so much
00:30:48Hey, don't you think they'll investigate us?
00:30:50No no
00:30:51The keyboard said
00:30:52There was no problem, right?
00:30:53Well, I hope so.
00:30:54Listen
00:30:56Tell me one thing
00:30:59What is it that you
00:31:00What is his intention with all this?
00:31:04Uh, nothing
00:31:05Their friendship
00:31:06You're sure?
00:31:12Well
00:31:12That makes sense
00:31:15Let's see
00:31:17And for you
00:31:18What is logical?
00:31:20Uh, a night of love
00:31:24Oh, but I already knew that.
00:31:27I already knew it, I knew it
00:31:28If all men are equal
00:31:30They always want the same thing
00:31:32The truth is, I've never had
00:31:35A woman like you
00:31:36For a night of love
00:31:37But there are many in the street
00:31:39And better
00:31:40No, but they charge.
00:31:41Besides
00:31:42Remember that love is paid for
00:31:44He has never enjoyed it
00:31:45And I want to enjoy it.
00:31:47with you
00:31:48Cool
00:31:49Alright
00:31:52Okay, I accept.
00:31:53Ah, but that's going to be
00:31:55See you later
00:31:55What does man achieve?
00:31:56That she's going to marry me
00:31:57Understood?
00:31:59Oh, now you're going to make me Sancho?
00:32:00Oh, listen
00:32:01Well, what more did he want?
00:32:02No, well
00:32:03Potatoes
00:32:04Potatoes
00:32:05Did you bring the cards?
00:32:06Recommended?
00:32:07Of course, ma'am
00:32:08Here they are
00:32:09Let's see
00:32:12Let me
00:32:15I'm going to answer the phone
00:32:16Yes of course
00:32:17This must be
00:32:30The bachelor of the house
00:32:34Alright
00:32:36You can stay
00:32:38Oh, thank you.
00:32:39Look
00:32:40Your room is at the end of the garden
00:32:42Ah, yes, very good.
00:32:43Ah
00:32:43This is my son, Luis
00:32:45Nice to meet you, young man
00:32:46Well
00:32:48With permission
00:32:50With permission
00:32:51Pass it on
00:32:51Oh my god, Mom
00:32:54He keeps hiring uglier maids.
00:32:56And what did you want?
00:32:58What if he brought another girl?
00:32:59Like the one I ran
00:33:00Why did you get her pregnant?
00:33:01No, little boy
00:33:03I'm going to the bank, okay?
00:33:05I won't be long
00:33:06Behave yourself
00:33:07I don't want complaints
00:33:09Yes, Mom
00:33:11Who?
00:33:40Open up, doll
00:33:41I want to talk to you
00:33:43So that?
00:33:45What do you want?
00:33:47My mom wants to see you
00:33:48Well
00:33:50Here I go
00:33:51Let me go
00:34:01Let me go
00:34:03What's wrong with them?
00:34:04It'll be one way or another. The easy way is going to be the hard way.
00:34:05What's wrong with them?
00:34:06Oh, help!
00:34:07Lady
00:34:08Ma'am, please help me
00:34:10Oh, help!
00:34:11Leave me alone, please.
00:34:13Let me
00:34:14No
00:34:15No, I'm going to do it
00:34:16Do not despise me
00:34:17No
00:34:17Please
00:34:18Let me
00:34:19Oh, help!
00:34:22Oh, help!
00:34:22Oh, let me go
00:34:24Oh, let me go
00:34:26Pig
00:34:26Unfortunate
00:34:27Let me go
00:34:28Lady
00:34:29Oh, help!
00:34:31Oh, help!
00:34:31Oh, let me go
00:34:33Lady
00:34:34Pig
00:34:35Unfortunate
00:34:36Let me go
00:34:37Oh, save me
00:34:40You won't let me
00:34:42No, Mommy
00:34:43With the stick
00:34:44No
00:34:44Come on
00:34:45Take her out
00:34:45From here
00:34:46Respect it
00:34:47Oh, what a son you have!
00:34:51Lady
00:34:51It's a monster
00:34:52Didn't it hurt you?
00:34:53No, fortunately
00:34:54He arrived on time
00:34:55But one more minute
00:34:56Oh no, poor thing
00:34:57Come
00:34:57I'm going to give you something
00:34:59For the end
00:34:59Take this money
00:35:01And forgive my son
00:35:03As you will understand
00:35:05You have to leave
00:35:06Well yes
00:35:07What else can I do?
00:35:08Thank you
00:35:09Bye
00:35:11Oh, well, I'll tell you.
00:35:20I almost stayed
00:35:21In that house
00:35:22Like a butterfly
00:35:22Collector's item
00:35:23Like a butterfly
00:35:24A collector's item?
00:35:25Uh-huh
00:35:25Ah, I understand now.
00:35:27Oh, I don't know.
00:35:29Look, if it weren't because
00:35:30Mom arrives
00:35:31That wretch.
00:35:32With a tremendous club
00:35:33And he catches it.
00:35:34From the shaggy hair
00:35:35Well, I'm not getting away.
00:35:36I'm not getting away
00:35:37Sorry
00:35:38Hey, Mr. Cat
00:35:42Well, that's always
00:35:43It's going to be the same
00:35:43In every house
00:35:45That they don't know
00:35:45Respect the
00:35:46Poor maids
00:35:47No, well
00:35:48Look, that house
00:35:49I'm going to take her
00:35:50It's something else.
00:35:51There are people
00:35:52More thoughtful
00:35:52Smarter people
00:35:53People who respect more
00:35:54It's more
00:35:55I don't think they're leaving.
00:35:56To dare
00:35:56Not even to touch her
00:35:58Well, it's more
00:35:58I barely even looked at it
00:36:00Look
00:36:01You trust me
00:36:01I know what I'm saying.
00:36:02Well, that's what I hope.
00:36:03Because that's what they looked like
00:36:04Who sent it to him?
00:36:07Tartan
00:36:07Sorry
00:36:37That's how I wanted to catch them.
00:36:53Wretches
00:36:54Oh no, no
00:36:56Wait for me
00:36:57No no
00:36:58It's not what you think
00:36:58What do you mean it's not what I think?
00:37:00Am I seeing it?
00:37:01I see it with my own eyes
00:37:02Calm down, calm down
00:37:03My love, calm down
00:37:03I was giving him breath.
00:37:06Word of mouth
00:37:07But it's not
00:37:07It is being advocated
00:37:09Word of mouth
00:37:10Nothing, sir
00:37:11I'm watching it
00:37:11No, sir
00:37:12Please
00:37:12Point it somewhere else
00:37:14Oh
00:37:16Like it has
00:37:18Where are they?
00:37:26Don't run
00:37:27Don't run
00:37:28Yes, I already saw you
00:37:29I already saw you
00:37:30No, love
00:37:31No no
00:37:31Calm down, calm down
00:37:32Calm down, my love
00:37:32Calm down
00:37:33No, please
00:37:33Don't leave me
00:37:34Don't pull it.
00:37:35Don't pull it.
00:37:36Yeah, I saw you.
00:37:37Unfortunate
00:37:38You weren't going to be able to hide from me.
00:37:39Well, what do you think?
00:37:41What am I, or what?
00:37:43Idiot
00:37:43Just like his dad
00:37:45Soperuta, no
00:37:46Animal face
00:37:47You don't know
00:37:48It's because of what you're doing
00:37:50You're a cop
00:37:51For society
00:37:52For all people
00:37:53No, you're worthless.
00:37:54You live off what others throw away
00:37:56Instead of doing new things
00:37:57Animal
00:37:58I don't want to see you again
00:38:00Thanks, man.
00:38:03They're pointing at me there.
00:38:04The parking attendants, huh?
00:38:05Then, I'll rush you.
00:38:06Water, dude
00:38:09You know, my love?
00:38:23That?
00:38:24The only costume I don't like
00:38:26It's Romano's.
00:38:27Why not?
00:38:28I, Marco Antonio
00:38:29And you, Cleopatra
00:38:30You hurt me.
00:38:32No, it's because I'm Roman
00:38:34Your chest is very hard.
00:38:36The chest?
00:38:39Hard?
00:38:41That's all it has
00:38:42It's tough
00:38:43Don't be a clown, okay?
00:38:45Because I'm getting dressed tomorrow.
00:38:46Of porcupine
00:38:47No, from a porcupine
00:38:49No love
00:38:49Of porcupine
00:38:50No
00:38:50And what happened?
00:38:56Did he always go to the other house
00:38:57What did I say to him?
00:38:59Oh yes, it was, listen
00:39:00How do you see it that it's already Monday?
00:39:01Should I start working?
00:39:03Oh, that's great!
00:39:03I hope I have a lot of luck
00:39:05Hopefully
00:39:06Oh, because he doesn't know
00:39:07With what they gave me
00:39:07In the other house
00:39:08It barely reached me
00:39:09To pay the rent
00:39:11No, beautiful.
00:39:12This sauce is good, isn't it?
00:39:16Uh-huh
00:39:17Wow
00:39:18But it's really spicy, listen.
00:39:20Well, what else could he possibly want?
00:39:26Well
00:39:26To the pastor, right?
00:39:29Another one for the pastor?
00:39:30Yes, to the pastor
00:39:31And you don't want a beer?
00:39:33No
00:39:33Okay, then.
00:39:35A beer
00:39:36That
00:39:36Corrojo
00:39:37What happened?
00:39:40What is he going to do?
00:39:41They're going to be like a horse to the shepherd
00:39:42And two beers
00:39:43But you hate him.
00:39:44You're already red, cat.
00:39:46Cat?
00:39:48Listen
00:39:49Why do they call him a cat, huh?
00:39:51Because
00:39:52I'm going to tell you the truth
00:39:55Because of the green eyes
00:39:57No no
00:39:58No, it's just that as a kid
00:40:00Well, I really liked walking on rooftops
00:40:02Looking for the kittens
00:40:04You already know
00:40:05Good and cheap meat
00:40:06The one with the cat
00:40:07The thing is
00:40:08I have a very strong and heavy temper.
00:40:11Two beers come out, you hate them
00:40:15And four special tacos al pastor.
00:40:18Even though I put leather on them
00:40:20Ah, it's to lower my account, right?
00:40:23Hey, I'd better take you down, Andobas, wouldn't you?
00:40:26Okay, take it out
00:40:26Listen
00:40:29Who is Andobas, huh?
00:40:32Hey, the taco vendor's mom.
00:40:34Ah, yes
00:40:35Hey, what were you saying?
00:40:36That the little skin
00:40:37Well, man, I didn't really understand anything, huh?
00:40:40No, it is, it is, it is
00:40:40No, we do it for fun
00:40:42Ah, yes
00:40:43Well, I didn't understand anything anyway.
00:40:46I'll explain later
00:40:47Listen
00:40:50Do you know where I'd like to go?
00:40:52Wherever you want, I'll take you.
00:40:54Really?
00:40:54Yeah
00:40:54Do you remember that the other day you asked me
00:40:57Did I like to dance?
00:40:58Uh-huh
00:40:59Well, I'd like to go dancing.
00:41:01What do you think?
00:41:02Really?
00:41:02Yeah
00:41:02Let's go
00:41:03No, listen, but
00:41:05Wearing these clothes?
00:41:07Oh, yes.
00:41:07We're really bad
00:41:09Well, no problem.
00:41:10Come on, let's get all dolled up
00:41:11And we're going to dance, kitten
00:41:13I'm saying yes.
00:41:15Yeah?
00:41:15Of course
00:41:16Excuse me, do you have lead shoes?
00:41:19Lead shoes?
00:41:20Uh-huh
00:41:21Because?
00:41:22It's because I stomp my feet a lot.
00:41:24Ah, hahaha
00:41:25And this is
00:41:39The story of Ramiro the vampire
00:41:43Listen to this, friends.
00:41:51And pay close attention
00:41:53I'll tell you the story
00:41:56From Ramiro the Vampire
00:41:58They met him at a party
00:42:01And I couldn't believe it.
00:42:03He was dressed all in black
00:42:06From head to toe
00:42:08She danced that dance
00:42:11With Alicia and Raquel
00:42:13She danced cumbia and ballads
00:42:16With Teresa and Maribel
00:42:19Ramiro the vampire
00:42:21The girl is a real handful.
00:42:24And he drinks beer and rum
00:42:26She doesn't know sadness.
00:42:29Ramiro the vampire
00:42:31The girl is a real handful.
00:42:34And he drinks beer and rum
00:42:36She doesn't know sadness.
00:42:43All the kids in the neighborhood
00:43:01They were jealous when they saw
00:43:04That all the pretty girls
00:43:07They wanted to dance with him
00:43:09And so the hours passed
00:43:12The day drew nearer
00:43:14Seeing that the sun has appeared
00:43:17The poor man flew away
00:43:19That's how the story ends.
00:43:22From Ramiro the Vampire
00:43:24If you want to meet him
00:43:27Invite him over for a big party
00:43:30Ramiro the vampire
00:43:32The girl is a real handful.
00:43:35And he drinks beer and rum
00:43:37She doesn't know sadness.
00:43:40Ramiro the vampire
00:43:42The girl is a real handful.
00:43:45And he drinks beer and rum
00:43:48She doesn't know sadness.
00:43:50And that's the rhythm
00:43:56From the girl
00:43:58The girl is a real handful.
00:44:04And he drinks beer and rum
00:44:10She doesn't know sadness.
00:44:16Ramiro the vampire
00:44:18The girl is a real handful.
00:44:21And he drinks beer and rum
00:44:23She doesn't know sadness.
00:44:26She doesn't know sadness.
00:44:38Oh, how wonderful, how warm!
00:44:59You know what?
00:45:01I have truly never had as much fun as I did with you.
00:45:05Oh, sorry.
00:45:06I meant you.
00:45:09No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
00:45:11In the informal, informal way.
00:45:12It's like there's more intimacy, like it's more...
00:45:15No, no, when we're there at Ariel's chaca-chaca
00:45:17we're going to be like, oh, lend me your little leg,
00:45:19Put your little hand here, open your little cheek.
00:45:21No, no, no.
00:45:22No, you, right?
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:25Now one can say, stop your little top,
00:45:28Give me a little kiss, take what's mine, give me what's yours.
00:45:31Where?
00:45:32Yeah?
00:45:32Hey, can I ask you something?
00:45:37Sure, what?
00:45:38Give me a kiss.
00:45:40That wasn't part of the deal.
00:45:43No, I know, but say it better.
00:45:45OK that's fine.
00:45:47A kiss.
00:45:47Oh no, little one.
00:45:56Absolutely not.
00:45:58So, look.
00:46:05Wasn't that what I wanted?
00:46:07No, well, yes.
00:46:08Let's keep dancing.
00:46:10Come on.
00:46:10Come on.
00:46:10Come on.
00:46:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:47Did it get cold?
00:46:48No no.
00:46:49Oh, that's great.
00:46:51Don't you want to go out for dinner?
00:46:53Oh no, not all the time.
00:46:54I'm very sleepy.
00:46:59Then, I'll take you home in a taxi.
00:47:01No, but who told you I want to go home?
00:47:04So, where to?
00:47:06Oh, there, look.
00:47:09Over there?
00:47:10To a hotel?
00:47:11To sleep alone?
00:47:13No, with you, to sleep.
00:47:16With me?
00:47:16Yeah.
00:47:17Are you both going to sleep?
00:47:18I'm very tired.
00:47:21Come on.
00:47:34Oh, well, it's great that you decided.
00:47:36Because I was already cracking coconuts with my head.
00:47:39What did I decide to do?
00:47:41Like what?
00:47:42Well, come sleep with me.
00:47:45Oh, exactly, time for bed.
00:47:48Oh, time for bed.
00:47:51That's why I say it.
00:47:51Oh, time for bed.
00:47:52Like this, bald, bald?
00:47:54Aha, like a bald guy.
00:47:58So...
00:48:00Are we going to sleep like Shazam?
00:48:03As?
00:48:05Just putting the rings together.
00:48:08Aha, back to back.
00:48:11Like Austrian eagles.
00:48:12See you tomorrow.
00:48:13Come on, Batman, come on, come on.
00:48:33Your Wonder Woman is waiting for you here.
00:48:35Come on, come here, little one, come here, come here.
00:48:38Wait for me, I'm concentrating, man.
00:48:39And I'm getting cold, now.
00:48:42Come on, come on, come on.
00:48:43Okay, okay, come on, honey.
00:48:46Go!
00:48:49Wait for me, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.
00:48:56Oh no, oh no.
00:48:59Oh, come to the side, oh.
00:49:00We're already in jail.
00:49:01Hey, cat.
00:49:13Hey, cat, come here.
00:49:14What happened?
00:49:15What happened?
00:49:16A beer, right?
00:49:17Come here.
00:49:18Legale.
00:49:19Yes, but only for now, you know what?
00:49:21I'm going to shake the dead man's hand, I'll be right back.
00:49:24Okay, say hi to him for me.
00:49:26Hey, what's wrong with him?
00:49:30Is he sick or what?
00:49:31No, man, what do you mean he's sick?
00:49:33He's sad because that old woman left him, because she went back to the village.
00:49:37The one we went dancing with the other day, remember?
00:49:39Ah, yes, that's right, man.
00:49:48What happened?
00:49:49What's up, my cat?
00:49:50Now yes.
00:49:51Legale.
00:49:51Thank you.
00:49:54What's up, dude?
00:49:56Are you sick?
00:49:57No, why?
00:49:58Hey, you've got dark circles under your eyes like a pampered dog.
00:50:01No, what happened was, um...
00:50:03Well, I went to sleep with Vicky.
00:50:05With Vicky?
00:50:06That new girl?
00:50:08No, man, it's going to get you into a lot of trouble.
00:50:10You always fall in love with them and then they leave you.
00:50:13Remember that one nail drives out another.
00:50:16That's why I'm involved in it.
00:50:17No, no, what happens is that you're like a monkey chasing snacks.
00:50:21You just want to be on the guava tree.
00:50:22Did you go to the hotel?
00:50:26No, what happened is that I went to sleep at the hotel with her.
00:50:29Time for bed?
00:50:30You went to nail the coffin, bro.
00:50:33No, man, just go to sleep.
00:50:35And of course, in the morning, my wife was the one who paid the price.
00:50:37Well, that's where I had to get my revenge.
00:50:39You know, that's why I feel like this, screwed up, you see?
00:50:42Did this weaken you or what?
00:50:44No, man.
00:50:44What's going on in the morning?
00:50:46Well, you know, I had to keep my promise to the lady.
00:50:47That's where I got my revenge, and I knocked out three without a care.
00:50:51Three without soap?
00:50:53That?
00:50:54Why are you being weird or what?
00:50:55Three.
00:50:56Three?
00:50:57I went into the bathroom, lathered up three times, and since there was no soap, I went without soap.
00:51:03Pamba for being a suck-up!
00:51:04No, no, no, no!
00:51:06Look, take this uniform and put it on, because neither my husband nor my brother-in-law like the servants to be wearing street clothes.
00:51:20Yes, ma'am.
00:51:21Well, regarding your departures, they will be on Saturday afternoons and you can return until Monday morning.
00:51:27Yes, ma'am.
00:51:27You don't have any problems?
00:51:28No, none.
00:51:29Perfect.
00:51:30Well, the lawyer who recommended you says you're a very helpful girl, so there's no problem.
00:51:36Yes, ma'am.
00:51:37Okay, then put on your uniform and come back to me so I can tell you what your duties will be.
00:51:42Very well, yes sir.
00:51:43Well.
00:51:44Well.
00:51:44I'll be waiting for you here.
00:51:45Excuse me.
00:51:46Own.
00:51:49Yes, ladies, yes, gentlemen, come on in, come this way.
00:51:52I come directly from the laboratories, brother Soto, to offer you this wonderful ointment so that you don't get pimples, so that you don't get blackheads, so that your little ones don't get covered in rashes.
00:52:02This ointment lets you let them run, let them roll around in the dirt, in the mud.
00:52:08Immediately bathe them, apply this ointment, and I assure you it will not cause any infection to your little ones.
00:52:13This ointment costs 10 pesos at any pharmacy.
00:52:16I'm not going to give it to 10, sir.
00:52:18I'm not going to give it to 7, ma'am.
00:52:20Only 3 new pesos.
00:52:21What do you think?
00:52:22Who said me?
00:52:23Behind the line I'm working.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25I'll give you your change in a bit, okay?
00:52:27Okay, yes, of course.
00:52:28I'll give you your change in a bit, okay?
00:52:29Yes, here it is, girl.
00:52:31Are you, ma'am?
00:52:31Why not?
00:52:32I'll give you your change right now.
00:52:33You too.
00:52:33Yes, of course, of course.
00:52:34I'll give you your change right now.
00:52:36Yes, of course, two.
00:52:37Yes, of course.
00:52:38I'll give it to you right now.
00:52:39Behind the line I'm working.
00:52:40Just don't confuse me, please.
00:52:42I'm working.
00:52:43I'll give you your change right now.
00:52:45Three of the good ones?
00:52:49Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
00:52:55As these guys say,
00:52:56These kids,
00:52:57I bring the good and I bring the bad.
00:52:59I'm using the ointment from the Soto brothers,
00:53:00It serves the same purpose.
00:53:02Behind the line I'm working.
00:53:03Behind the line I'm working on,
00:53:05Ladies and gentlemen.
00:53:11Are you Enrique Martiel?
00:53:13alias Don Cisoro?
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:15We are from the police.
00:53:16So what?
00:53:17You are under arrest for selling drugs.
00:53:18Not which drug?
00:53:19It's best not to resist.
00:53:21and join us for good.
00:53:24We've followed you three times
00:53:26And selling drugs is a federal crime.
00:53:28Ariánle!
00:53:29Let me go, Lina!
00:53:30Let me go!
00:53:38That's enough, that's enough!
00:53:39Shut up!
00:53:40What's up, bro?
00:53:41So what did you do?
00:53:42Why is the cops taking you?
00:53:43Stay out of it
00:53:44if he doesn't want us to give it to him inside too.
00:53:46There is no curriculum.
00:53:49I know my story.
00:53:50Walk!
00:53:51Walk!
00:53:59Do you know anything about that?
00:54:00Notice that among the things
00:54:02who sold it like Merulico,
00:54:04He would slip them joints of marijuana
00:54:05to the kids in the neighborhood.
00:54:06I already knew all that.
00:54:09He was carrying a load of stuff in the area.
00:54:10always made of wool.
00:54:11Son,
00:54:12So he was selling them marijuana.
00:54:14That damned weed
00:54:15that makes you see hallucinations
00:54:16and it leaves your mouth aching.
00:54:19Well, that's what they say.
00:54:20I don't know.
00:54:20Don't make yourself ugly.
00:54:21The tomato would sell it to you.
00:54:24That other one!
00:54:24They didn't get bored!
00:54:25They didn't get bored!
00:54:26They didn't get bored!
00:54:26They didn't get bored!
00:54:56Thank you!
00:55:26Thank you!
00:55:28Thank you!
00:55:30Thank you!
00:55:31Thank you!
00:55:32Strike me!
00:55:33But what are you doing there?
00:55:35Lady!
00:55:36Lady!
00:55:37Letiche!
00:55:38Libidinous, lustful!
00:55:39What are you doing there?
00:55:40Was he watching me?
00:55:41What did he see?
00:55:42Tell me what you saw!
00:55:43Lady!
00:55:44Lady!
00:55:45Unhappy pig!
00:55:50Look, take this money.
00:55:52It's not much, but it will be of some use to you while you look for another job.
00:55:55Are you finding another job?
00:55:56Uh-huh.
00:55:57Well yes.
00:55:58Thank you very much, ma'am.
00:55:59No reason.
00:56:08What do you think you are?
00:56:09Are you going to fire all the maids, huh?
00:56:12What's the matter?
00:56:13You're an idiot!
00:56:14You're unfaithful!
00:56:15Damn husband!
00:56:16Do you know what I'm going to do?
00:56:18Instead of maids, I'm going to hire waiters, imagine that.
00:56:20So you can feel what it feels like, huh.
00:56:22So you can see...
00:56:23Take!
00:56:24Take!
00:56:25Are you going to put on the cat uniform?
00:56:26Come on!
00:56:27Take!
00:56:28Here's your mother!
00:56:29Tell him!
00:56:30Here's your child's apron!
00:56:31Come on!
00:56:32Run now!
00:56:33Oh!
00:56:34Okay, there it is.
00:56:35They weren't even going to see me, were they?
00:56:37But that wretch was hiding, spying on me in the bathroom.
00:56:40I was taking a bath and he was there, making a big deal of himself with me, I saw him clearly.
00:56:44Damned wretch!
00:56:46Ah!
00:56:47And the other bachelor never showed up, enjoying his vacation.
00:56:51I'm so jealous, aren't I?
00:56:52Well, envious of what?
00:56:54I mean, bachelor envy.
00:56:55The other one was the one who was treated, and he did...
00:56:57No!
00:56:58No!
00:56:59But...
00:57:00Oh!
00:57:01Okay, so what do we do now?
00:57:04Well, I don't know.
00:57:05I mean, let's go to the last house.
00:57:06If it fails, well, we'll just wipe the slate clean.
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:09No!
00:57:10Don't lose your composure!
00:57:11He trusts me!
00:57:13I'll marry you.
00:57:14Oh my God!
00:57:15And if I don't marry you off, well, I'll make you a nun.
00:57:18As a nun?
00:57:19Well, that's where they keep you, and you learn to be eggnog along the way.
00:57:22Oh!
00:57:23Don't be a clown!
00:57:24Well, I was just saying.
00:57:28Hey, have you seen that suspicious guy?
00:57:30The one following the cat is really ugly and very suspicious.
00:57:33Yes, but it just so happens that whenever he goes out with Vicky,
00:57:35He's chasing them.
00:57:37Who will he pursue?
00:57:38Vicky or the cat?
00:57:40No, well maybe that's her old man, don't you think?
00:57:42Do you think so?
00:57:43We need to find out who he is, lest he grab the cat.
00:57:45like the tiger of Santa Julia.
00:57:48Or to find out, lest it catch us and...
00:57:51What happened?
00:57:52No, no, don't take it out.
00:57:54Well, don't put it in.
00:57:56Shall we find out?
00:57:57Let's see.
00:58:00And this is all you're going to sell me?
00:58:04I think so, that's what the boss told me to give her.
00:58:08And didn't he tell you to give me something else?
00:58:10No, are you uneasy?
00:58:12What are you going to do to me?
00:58:14Didn't they tie his hands when he was little?
00:58:16Yes, they tied them up for me, but I got away.
00:58:19Wait.
00:58:20Are you uneasy?
00:58:21Don't you see the boss might see us?
00:58:23He doesn't see us, man, he doesn't see us.
00:58:25Well, actually, do you want to win a fair without lifting a finger?
00:58:28A fair?
00:58:29Uh-huh.
00:58:30No, better a wool.
00:58:31Uh-huh.
00:58:32Uh-huh.
00:58:33Well, go ahead.
00:58:34Let's sit down and talk here, okay?
00:58:35No, because there are lycra animals and they bite.
00:58:38Do they sting?
00:58:39Yeah.
00:58:40They can't bite any better than me.
00:58:41Come, come, look, wait for me.
00:58:42Me too.
00:58:43Sit down.
00:58:44Where to?
00:58:45Put it here, put it here, look.
00:58:47Come, come, come, come.
00:58:50Sit down, that's it.
00:58:52Is this unease?
00:58:53What are you going to do to me?
00:58:54No, nothing, man.
00:58:55Can't you see that a Lycra leg protector can make us bite?
00:58:58Lycra?
00:58:59No way, man, who's going to give us a Lycra bite?
00:59:01Who?
00:59:02Oh!
00:59:03That?
00:59:04Did it bite me yet?
00:59:05Lycra?
00:59:06Lycra?
00:59:07What Lycra and what Lycra?
00:59:08It's a mess.
00:59:09Which money?
00:59:10Oh, no, wait.
00:59:11No, man, it's a toy gun.
00:59:13Don't be afraid, Maria.
00:59:14A kid asked me to do it.
00:59:16That kid is the one who wants to confront me, the wretch.
00:59:18But wait.
00:59:19No more calm.
00:59:20Maria!
00:59:22Where could this girl be?
00:59:24But he's going to hear from me.
00:59:26Damned girl, Maria!
00:59:28Maria!
00:59:29Damned girl!
00:59:31What the hell are you doing?
00:59:32I'm here with the secondhand clothes seller.
00:59:34With the old clothes seller!
00:59:35What are they doing?
00:59:36Nothing, ma'am.
00:59:37We are testing a water blanket.
00:59:39Water blanket?
00:59:40As you can see, there are waterbeds.
00:59:42This is a water blanket for measuring resistance.
00:59:44Oh, so what? Are you going to buy it for me?
00:59:46I'm going to buy everything for you, ma'am.
00:59:47Is he going to take all the fries?
00:59:48Everything, everything!
00:59:49And, by the way, don't you have a little piece of ice lying around?
00:59:51Ice?
00:59:52Yes, I just got hot.
00:59:54Oh, what courage.
00:59:55And me too.
00:59:56I'm going to drag you.
00:59:58so that he can go wash his failures
01:00:00on a ceiling of my cunt.
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:02What a temper that wretched old woman has!
01:00:03She really needs her poplin ironed.
01:00:05Shoot, John, dude. Shoot. Now. Like that. Like that. Like that. Like that. Like that. Ow! Ow! Ow! I got caught in the zipper!
01:00:33Yes! We have to wait another month!
01:00:36Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:00:40Oh!
01:00:42Oh!
01:00:46Itá. That's the thing.
01:00:47Alright, I'm there with the...
01:00:48Someone, alright!
01:00:53Grandma's blouse!
01:00:54They had sex, why? What's wrong with you? What's the matter, man?
01:00:57You've got some dark circles under your eyes, I can see it.
01:01:00Oh, what happened?
01:01:01No, man, no, no. What do you think happened to me yesterday?
01:01:03I'm going to tell you, guess what?
01:01:05I was buying my stuff there, wasn't I?
01:01:08And suddenly I fall into a house.
01:01:10And I grab a little Indian girl.
01:01:12No, you're lowering yourself to my level, man.
01:01:14No, no, man, a maid, she just looked like an Indian.
01:01:17Ah, yes, yes, yes.
01:01:18But it was like this, look, like this.
01:01:20Rabada?
01:01:21No, man, like Artín.
01:01:23The pork rinds.
01:01:24Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:01:26You know I grab her, convince her, and throw her onto the grass.
01:01:28And I was already on point.
01:01:30When the wretched landlady arrives and starts hitting on me, Mom.
01:01:33I left a motorcyclist starting his motorcycle.
01:01:36No, man, what?
01:01:38No, who do you think paid the price?
01:01:39The monototota.
01:01:41No, man, what more could I want?
01:01:43My mom, the same.
01:01:44As usual.
01:01:45The same thing for 15 years, I'm already, it's better now, Mom.
01:01:48Hey, cat, we wanted to tell you something, the blond guy and I, just between us, mom.
01:01:53That?
01:01:53No, Watts.
01:01:54We want to warn you to be careful with the guanotota because it is dangerous.
01:02:01Look, it's just that her boss, the worst of the worst, is her.
01:02:06It's thick.
01:02:08He's fat.
01:02:08No, no, thick.
01:02:11Dangerous.
01:02:13He's a drug trafficker.
01:02:15Drug trafficker?
01:02:16Nah, nah.
01:02:18You're just pulling my leg.
01:02:19Since I ignore them, they're jealous of me.
01:02:21Of course.
01:02:21Nah, nah, nah.
01:02:22They say it's terrible.
01:02:24That tortures them.
01:02:24They get a taste for Detroit and then they shave it off.
01:02:29Nah, well I'm going to look really funny with the shaved assassin.
01:02:32No, no, but I'm not kidding.
01:02:34I'm not kidding, seriously.
01:02:35We want to warn you because...
01:02:37You're risking your life there, huh?
01:02:39You're taking a risk.
01:02:43Well, I'm bound to die of something, right?
01:02:45Say...
01:02:46I mean, that's why I'm Mexican.
01:02:48I risk my life every day.
01:02:49What's happening?
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05Vicky, leave that and go run the errand.
01:03:08My brother will be here soon.
01:03:09Yes, ma'am.
01:03:10Come and get the money and the list of what you need to bring.
01:03:13Yes, ma'am, I'm coming.
01:03:19Where are you going?
01:03:40I'm just going to the supermarket, young man.
01:03:42Hop in, I'll give you a ride.
01:03:44No, I'm sorry, thank you very much, don't bother.
01:03:46There's no problem at all, man.
01:03:47Get on.
01:03:48No, really.
01:03:49How could he be upset?
01:03:50Thank you.
01:03:51Come on, people.
01:03:53Get on.
01:03:53Get on.
01:04:19You don't believe me, do you?
01:04:33No, that's not it.
01:04:35The thing is, I think he's making fun of me.
01:04:38I can't believe he likes me if I'm ugly and insignificant.
01:04:42Very little.
01:04:44Young man, don't hesitate with me.
01:04:45No, I'm not making fun of you.
01:04:49And besides, you're not ugly.
01:04:50What you need is a change of rags.
01:04:54And the truth is, beauty comes from within.
01:04:57Really?
01:04:58Really.
01:05:00Would you really be capable of marrying me?
01:05:02Of course.
01:05:04What I'm proposing is marriage.
01:05:07Oh really?
01:05:08Uh-huh.
01:05:10What do you answer?
01:05:12Wow.
01:05:13Well, if that's the case, then I'm in.
01:05:16Wait, Cale.
01:05:27Dad, dad, hide me.
01:05:29Because?
01:05:30Because when we passed by the butcher shop, the butcher told Mom how much for the little one.
01:05:34And I don't want to be sold out.
01:05:36Did he say that?
01:05:37Yeah.
01:05:40Come here.
01:05:41It's true that the butcher told you how much for the little one.
01:05:45Yes, but he's crazy.
01:05:47I'm going to break him.
01:05:48Don't get angry, old man.
01:05:50Little by little.
01:05:51If I gave a little more, well...
01:05:54Can what?
01:05:55Ah, well that's fine.
01:05:56That?
01:05:58Wow.
01:06:01Who?
01:06:02The cat.
01:06:04Ah, come in.
01:06:05It's open.
01:06:08Hello.
01:06:09Hello.
01:06:09I came to see you because...
01:06:10Let's see, how are you...?
01:06:11That?
01:06:13What happened?
01:06:14No, nothing.
01:06:15Nothing?
01:06:16How does it swim?
01:06:17What do you have?
01:06:18You seem kind of down.
01:06:19That?
01:06:20What happened?
01:06:21No, nothing's wrong with me.
01:06:22Really.
01:06:23Is that the level of trust you have in me?
01:06:25Are we friends or not?
01:06:27That wretched Gerardo.
01:06:29He just left.
01:06:31The drug trafficker.
01:06:32You're worse than nothing.
01:06:34That and you.
01:06:36He hit you, didn't he?
01:06:37That's awesome.
01:06:42No, cat.
01:06:44Look, don't make things worse.
01:06:45Just leave it.
01:06:46Everything's fine.
01:06:47He's already gone.
01:06:48Is...
01:06:49Well...
01:06:50Look, I have some good news for you.
01:06:51Ah.
01:06:52I'm finally getting married.
01:06:54Are you going to...
01:06:55Yes, and by the three laws, right?
01:06:57Civilly, religiously, and because...
01:06:59Because I want to.
01:07:02How wonderful that I will soon be Sancho.
01:07:05Oh, no.
01:07:06Don't be impatient, because what if I like that one better?
01:07:08No, don't start, okay?
01:07:10A deal's a deal.
01:07:11Oh, really?
01:07:13Congratulations.
01:07:15Thank you.
01:07:15Oh, oh, oh, how wonderful, where is it taking me?
01:07:38Oh, he's not selling it?
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:40How much?
01:07:41Ten pesos.
01:07:44Dale.
01:07:45I have gathered them all to be part of my upcoming marriage.
01:08:11Do you think so or not?
01:08:12But how could we not think so, little brother?
01:08:14Is that what we've always suggested?
01:08:17And can we know who the lucky winner is?
01:08:19Of course.
01:08:21Besides, you already know her.
01:08:23Do we know her?
01:08:24What were you waiting for out there?
01:08:25Don't be rude, invite her in, right?
01:08:27No, no, no.
01:08:28He's around here.
01:08:30Okay, then, I'm going to get some soft drinks.
01:08:32No, no, no, no, wait.
01:08:33Let the maid go.
01:08:35Well yes.
01:08:37Who's the maid, huh?
01:08:39Vicky.
01:08:40Vicky.
01:08:42Ah, this servitude.
01:08:44Yes, ma'am.
01:08:45Go get some soft drinks.
01:08:46Of course, yes, ma'am.
01:08:49And you?
01:08:50Go after your fiancée.
01:08:52But?
01:08:53Yes, wait.
01:08:54Hey.
01:08:55Of course, she must be a very pretty girl.
01:08:57That?
01:08:57You already know that Polo has always had very good taste.
01:09:00Clear.
01:09:00Above all, it has to be of our lineage.
01:09:03She could be a high-class girl, right?
01:09:05No, no.
01:09:06I couldn't.
01:09:07I couldn't.
01:09:10Well, here's my future wife.
01:09:13But what is this?
01:09:14A joke?
01:09:15Of course it's a joke.
01:09:16That can't be.
01:09:17No.
01:09:18I'm not kidding.
01:09:20She is my future wife.
01:09:25But she's a maid.
01:09:28And it's really ugly.
01:09:29Listen to me.
01:09:29Well, you're not bad at singing rancheras, man.
01:09:32Oh, man, what a mess.
01:09:34Hey, how's it going?
01:09:36So you are all cordially invited.
01:09:39I mean, if they want to go.
01:09:42Bye.
01:09:43Bye bye.
01:09:45Old Aleza!
01:09:48Here are your clothes, old man.
01:09:51They are colsadas that sell.
01:09:56The old clothes seller.
01:09:59Here's the old clothes seller.
01:10:03Used clothes for sale.
01:10:04Paper, newspaper, scraps, some waste.
01:10:09Someone to fight me.
01:10:12Pele, my man.
01:10:14Go to hell.
01:10:17I said I'd peel you with boiling water, you son of a bitch.
01:10:21I didn't fight at all.
01:10:22Finally alone, my love.
01:10:34Yes my love.
01:10:36We finally managed to get married.
01:10:39I'll be right back, my love.
01:10:41I'm going to cool off a little.
01:10:42Okay, don't take too long, okay?
01:10:44While I get ready.
01:10:45Don't be late, don't be late, don't be late.
01:11:15Don't be late, don't be late.
01:11:16Don't be late, don't be late.
01:11:20I give this to you, you will give me, you will give me your love.
01:11:32Because it's mine!
01:11:37Pole?
01:11:38My love, what happened?
01:11:40Pole!
01:11:42Pole!
01:11:43Pole!
01:11:45Oh, it's very hot.
01:11:46No, you're blinding me.
01:11:47Those double-lined notebooks of mine.
01:11:49What happened?
01:11:50Do you want something to eat or drink?
01:11:53Yes, ask me for a bundle, but a double one.
01:11:55Double?
01:11:56What, are you feeling sick?
01:11:57No, because...
01:11:59You still look kind of downcast.
01:12:03For the sake of honesty, yes.
01:12:04I'm getting drunk.
01:12:06Because of the hottie.
01:12:09And now that I need her most.
01:12:11No, I don't understand you.
01:12:13Well, my wife is already here.
01:12:15Well, you'll have no choice but to play dice.
01:12:18To the dice.
01:12:18Don't be a clown, get out.
01:12:23So what?
01:12:23Don't you play the flute?
01:12:25No.
01:12:26I don't know how to play the sun.
01:12:28No.
01:12:31The little tomatoes were very happy.
01:12:35When the executioner arrived to make the juices.
01:12:38Oh, what's wrong?
01:12:43Nothing.
01:12:45Do you know what the doctor told me?
01:12:47That?
01:12:47Yes, we can do it.
01:12:49Yeah?
01:12:50But I don't like going up in a hot air balloon.
01:12:54No, no, no.
01:12:55You don't excite me.
01:12:56I feel nothing.
01:12:57There is no reaction.
01:12:59You understand?
01:12:59And so?
01:13:08I'm going to have to give you an injection.
01:13:18Here he comes, look.
01:13:19Daughter.
01:13:21What happened, cat?
01:13:22That?
01:13:22Did you find the girl?
01:13:25No, I didn't find it.
01:13:27I hope you find her and she doesn't let you down again, okay?
01:13:30Why are you telling me that?
01:13:32Well, I didn't promise you a night of celebration.
01:13:35No, well that's true.
01:13:36But all the old women leave you like a butcher's dog.
01:13:40Well, it's better that you didn't find it.
01:13:41But how foolish you are, man.
01:13:44Oh, I haven't told you that her old man is a drug dealer.
01:13:47Yes, but you can see how my old lady is.
01:13:48What should I do?
01:13:49With this temperament I have, what do I do?
01:13:51Okay, tell me.
01:13:52Find yourself a helping hand, friend, man.
01:13:56No, no, no.
01:13:57Don't look at me, okay?
01:13:58I'll pass.
01:13:58No.
01:13:59No, me too.
01:14:00I have a lot of calluses, man.
01:14:02Do you really want to help me?
01:14:03Why don't you give me the address of one of your grandmothers?
01:14:06Can you see how the old ladies' hands tremble?
01:14:09I'm going to bring my godfather to you.
01:14:10I mean, but...
01:14:12Yes, you son of a...
01:14:16Hey, it's not the cat's bike anymore, right?
01:14:28I might be around here buying used clothes.
01:14:30Ah, unless the parakeet got in.
01:14:33Ah, look, there he comes.
01:14:41Hey, brothers, what's up with you looking so cheerful?
01:14:43What if we go to neutral?
01:14:45It's time for the refill.
01:14:46To what?
01:14:47Neutral.
01:14:48I think it's about time.
01:14:50Tell me a number from one to ten.
01:14:52The number seven!
01:14:53What did I tell you?
01:14:54The seven.
01:14:55The number seven!
01:14:56That?
01:14:56The seven.
01:14:58What's left of the seven?
01:14:59Seven?
01:14:59The number seven?
01:15:01The one I mentioned...
01:15:02Three before ten...
01:15:04Seven.
01:15:05Seven, seven.
01:15:06We decided that whoever said seven first would pay the bill.
01:15:08Oh, yes, yes!
01:15:10You pay for it.
01:15:10What if you?
01:15:11Yes, you said it.
01:15:12You do it, I do it.
01:15:13Yes, it's good that you remembered.
01:15:14Clear.
01:15:14That?
01:15:30How is?
01:15:30How can I forgive you, Doña Changa?
01:15:31I am not Doña Changa.
01:15:33I am Doña Chana.
01:15:35Yes, sorry, thank you.
01:15:35Oh, Old Laruna.
01:15:36Yes, thank you, that's very kind of you.
01:15:38Okay, okay.
01:15:41Vicky speaks.
01:15:42Are you your cat?
01:15:43Vicky?
01:15:45Vicky, where are you?
01:15:47I'm here in my apartment.
01:15:49Hey, do you remember what I promised you?
01:15:53Yes, the one about the celebratory night.
01:15:55Exactly.
01:15:56Why don't you come?
01:15:58I am here to fulfill your wishes.
01:16:00Do you see yourself?
01:16:00No, man, I'll be there right away.
01:16:02What's more, if I could leave by phone, I would.
01:16:05Yes, I see you there.
01:16:07I'm going quickly.
01:16:08Thank you.
01:16:10There you have it.
01:16:11Oh, write it down for me, Doña Chinga.
01:16:12I mean, Doña Changa.
01:16:14I mean, Doña Chana.
01:16:16Idiot!
01:16:17Wow, what a temper!
01:16:18Just get married already.
01:16:18Sometimes menopause is chosen.
01:16:22Well, if you look closely, it could be.
01:16:26Oh no, cat, tell me.
01:16:28Tell me if that isn't a real tragedy.
01:16:30On our wedding night, I was excited and happy, and he was so handsome,
01:16:35Everything is going to happen for the first time.
01:16:37She's going to get ready, she's going to the bathroom.
01:16:39And suddenly, wow, barely!
01:16:41I hear a tremendous crash.
01:16:43My love, what happened?
01:16:45I'm running to the bathroom.
01:16:46I open the door and guess what, cat?
01:16:48Lying on the ground, covered in blood.
01:16:50He hit his head hard and died instantly.
01:16:56Tell me if that isn't a tragedy, if that isn't bad luck.
01:16:59No, well, yes.
01:17:01Well, but...
01:17:02Well, it left you with a good charge, didn't it?
01:17:04Oh, well, more or less.
01:17:06But look, I finally realized that money isn't everything in life.
01:17:09Isn't that all?
01:17:10Ask me.
01:17:11It helps a lot.
01:17:13Well, I don't know what I'm going to do.
01:17:15But I'm determined to have a child no matter what.
01:17:18Oh, but look, the thing is, you can't say that a woman is fulfilled.
01:17:23until she falls in love, gets married, and has children.
01:17:26Well, children are a blessing sent by God.
01:17:29Well yes.
01:17:30And as far as I know, there's only one way to have children.
01:17:34Well, there are also the test tube ones.
01:17:35Oh, well.
01:17:36But you can't really call those children, children.
01:17:39Okay, so what are you going to do?
01:17:42Well...
01:17:42Oh, I really don't know, but I need...
01:17:46Well, if you want, I'm at your disposal.
01:17:52Would you really be willing to be my partner at any price?
01:17:57Vicky, don't even tell me that.
01:17:59You are the most beautiful dream of my life.
01:18:03No, well, I say it because...
01:18:05the price...
01:18:07It could be your family.
01:18:10Well, look, there's a solution for everything in life.
01:18:13I'm sure I'll find something for my problem.
01:18:16I promise you.
01:18:17I didn't disappoint you, my love.
01:18:40Don't talk nonsense.
01:18:43You are the most beautiful woman of all.
01:18:48So you're never going to cheat on me with another woman, right?
01:18:51I'm not even thinking about it.
01:18:56Do you swear to me that our love will last a lifetime?
01:19:00I swear.
01:19:02Then I have two very good pieces of news for you.
01:19:05Which is it?
01:19:05The first one is that I love you.
01:19:09And the second is that I am finally free.
01:19:13Free?
01:19:13Uh-huh.
01:19:14I don't understand you.
01:19:15Oh, that wretched Gerardo died.
01:19:19Gerardo?
01:19:20Uh-huh.
01:19:21Oh, the drug trafficker?
01:19:22Yeah.
01:19:23You...
01:19:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:19:25That wretch.
01:19:27A news story came out in the newspaper today.
01:19:28In the newspaper?
01:19:30Yes my love.
01:19:31Look.
01:19:34See for yourself.
01:19:37Drug trafficker dies of AIDS.
01:19:40The notorious drug trafficker Gerardo Morales was found dead in a seedy neighborhood hotel from AIDS.
01:19:46Yeah.
01:19:47Oh.
01:19:48Yeah.
01:19:50Are you HIV positive?
01:19:52Uh-huh.
01:19:53No.
01:19:55And did he have sex with you recently?
01:19:57Oh, yes.
01:19:59Yeah?
01:20:01So, you got it and logically I'm infected too.
01:20:05I told you, my love.
01:20:07That our love was going to last a lifetime.
01:20:10Uh-huh.
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