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00:00This is Bed Wars, but breaking blocks is OP.
00:03Pretty much at the start of every round, we have a selection of blocks to choose from,
00:06and whichever block we break decides our kit.
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00:10but since some items can't be stored in chests, we just created generators at our base.
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00:21Bro, each of these blocks contains a unique kit, bro.
00:25Are you ready to decide which block decides your fate?
00:28Let's do this, baby!
00:29I'm taking the ice kit, let's go!
00:31Oh my god, that was a quick decision.
00:33Yeah, I know, I had to do it, bro.
00:34It's almost winter, so I had to go for it.
00:35I wanted to do the lucky block, but it's got a skull on it, so that's mad sus.
00:39Yeah, bro, it's a little sus, dude.
00:41Okay, well, if you're picking ice, I'm gonna pick fire.
00:44Yo.
00:45The competition's gonna get heated, or dare I say it, you're gonna get melted.
00:49No!
00:50Oh, wait, I'm ice.
00:52That means I'm gonna get melted.
00:53Yeah, bro.
00:53What have I done?
00:54You messed up.
00:55Oh my god, bro.
00:57I get a fire banner, an infernal saber, an infernal shield, and fireballs, bruh.
01:02You're going down.
01:03Yo, you think you're hot stuff?
01:04I got snowballs, lucky snow cones, ice sword, and defense banners.
01:10Let me just stack some lucky snow cones.
01:12Hold up, hold up.
01:13I'll bring this to, like, level 100.
01:15Yo, yo, yo.
01:16We're starting now.
01:16We're starting now.
01:17You can't just get...
01:18You can't be getting those free levels up.
01:19Bro, I'm getting yoked.
01:21You eat some fireballs.
01:22Maybe that'll juice you.
01:23Get you heated.
01:24Oh, bro, that's 100.
01:25Yep.
01:26It's gonna be light work.
01:27Just to be safe, we'll get some of that.
01:30Yo, no mercy, bro.
01:31I'm coming to kill you, and this is gonna be one of the fastest rounds of Bed Wars we've
01:34ever played.
01:35You're right, because I'm gonna win.
01:36You're absolutely right, sir.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Let me ignore you completely.
01:40Psych.
01:40Nice fireball!
01:41Nice, bro.
01:42Nice.
01:42You're afraid, bro.
01:43Admit it.
01:44You're afraid.
01:44You can't even get off your island.
01:46Oh my god, why did they do two damage?
01:47That's right!
01:48The snow cone stacks are helping!
01:50Let's go!
01:52Oh no, oh no, oh no.
01:54No way!
01:55Oh, I'm quick with it!
01:56I got the fastest hands in the game!
01:58You want this?
01:59You want this heat?
02:00Yo, yo, why do you do so much damage?
02:01Why do you do so much damage?
02:02Defense banners.
02:03Protect me.
02:04Snowball spam.
02:05How did you dodge this?
02:06Let's go!
02:07Are you kidding me?
02:08I literally jumped into that.
02:09I head smacked it.
02:10Why did I headbutt your fireball?
02:12I'm an idiot!
02:13I see you, trying to destroy my bridge.
02:15I'm gonna get to level 200 this time!
02:17Bro, chill.
02:18Your snowballs are gonna become way too OP.
02:20You're right.
02:21I'll go for level 1000!
02:22Yo, chill, chill, chill, chill.
02:23Stay away.
02:25Heh heh heh.
02:26Yeah, nice.
02:27Yeah, do it again, do it again.
02:29Yeah, who cares?
02:31Yeah, stay there.
02:32Take your time, Melon.
02:32Take your sweet, sweet time.
02:34I will, I will.
02:35Take your time, brother.
02:37Oh yeah, I'm getting kinda juiced.
02:40I'm getting kinda crazy.
02:41When brother thinks he's juiced.
02:42That's officially 200, bro.
02:44I got 200 of these.
02:45Yeah.
02:46I just can't stop eating these.
02:47Imagine a brain freeze right now, though.
02:49Let's think about that.
02:49It's okay, bro.
02:50You let me farm those Emmys up, dude.
02:52Let's go here.
02:53Why should I care about emeralds when I have almost level 300?
02:58Here we go.
03:00I'm gonna stop at 365.
03:02One snow cone for every day of the year.
03:05Nice, nice fireball.
03:06I can't wait to see how much damage my snow cones do to you.
03:08Your snow cones?
03:09Come on.
03:10Oh, my snowball.
03:11Sorry, excuse me.
03:12I got a little excited.
03:13Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
03:14You can't do that forever, though.
03:15I pretty much can, dude.
03:17Nice bed defense, by the way.
03:18Thanks.
03:19It's okay.
03:19I can refresh it in two seconds.
03:21Yeah, come to my base.
03:22I dare you.
03:22You're probably aiming a telepril right now.
03:24Why would I be doing that?
03:26Oh, you're so lucky.
03:27Bro, can't even hit me with one of them.
03:28It's fine, dude.
03:29It's fine.
03:29I got something nice for you.
03:30Here, keep doing that.
03:31Keep doing that.
03:33Still two damage.
03:34All right.
03:34Still two damage.
03:35That's fine.
03:36My sword's gonna clap you, though.
03:37Yo, nice.
03:38Nice.
03:39It's okay.
03:40Oh, what?
03:41Bro, got the bed.
03:42Bro, got the bed.
03:43Let's go, and I dipped.
03:45Are you kidding me?
03:46Are you kidding me?
03:48Let's go, dude.
03:49Good luck getting off your island, dude.
03:51No more messing around.
03:52No more messing around.
03:53It's gonna be easy.
03:54Look, I'll do this, and then you're jabated, and then I'll do this, and then I'll do this.
03:57Yeah, that's really a big jabate.
03:59Yeah, nice one.
04:00Are you kidding me?
04:01That's the game, bro.
04:02That's how it's done, dude.
04:04Elite strategy.
04:05You're so unbelievably lucky that those snowballs missed.
04:08I don't understand how they missed, bro.
04:10How much health did you have?
04:11Uh, full health, dude.
04:12I had my infernal shield up.
04:14You can't hit me.
04:14I was like hard counter to your kit, dude.
04:16Bro, I hit you like six times with my sword.
04:19What do you mean 100%?
04:20Oh, there was like 10 health.
04:21Oh, my lord.
04:22Whatever, dog.
04:23I'm getting you in the next round.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Time for the second round, bro.
04:27I'm not losing again.
04:28No cap.
04:30Not even a melon cap can stop me.
04:32It's my turn because I won, so I get to go first.
04:36All right, hurry up, nerd.
04:36Oh, my god.
04:37Chill.
04:37You went launch.
04:39Dude, stop it.
04:40Honestly, dude, I want the witch's brew.
04:42I have a feeling some good goods in there.
04:44All right, take it.
04:44Take it, bro.
04:45Take it.
04:46Go check out your jennies.
04:47I got something else.
04:48You're going to be catching the smoke, dog.
04:51Let's go.
04:52See ya.
04:53What?
04:53I tried to void myself, and you ruined it.
04:55Saved your life.
04:56Not this time.
04:57No.
04:58It's okay.
04:58I get the kill cred.
04:59As soon as I respawn, I'm coming for you, bro.
05:01I'm taking that island out this time.
05:02Yo, bro.
05:03We're going right into it.
05:04Of course.
05:05Oh, my god.
05:05I chose well.
05:06I chose well.
05:07Oh, my god, dude.
05:08My stuff's okay, I guess.
05:09I don't really know.
05:10Yeah, okay is an understatement.
05:11I feel so good right now.
05:14And this time...
05:15Oh, no.
05:15I black holed myself.
05:16What the heck?
05:17I guess I get mid really fast.
05:19Like this.
05:20I was literally going to say, this time I need to rush mid.
05:22No.
05:23What the heck, bro?
05:25That's so annoying.
05:26I went and jumped, and then I went back on my teleportal.
05:30Yes.
05:30Yes.
05:32Thank you, portal.
05:33I'm so lucky, bro.
05:35Mid would have been mine.
05:36Yo, you have an RPG?
05:37Oh, my god.
05:38Yeah, bro.
05:39You literally just blew it up.
05:40Catch the smoke.
05:41Catch the smoke.
05:42Oh, you're trying to make a portal?
05:45Go through it, bro.
05:46It's good for you.
05:47You're so annoying.
05:48Go through your portal.
05:50It's good.
05:51Dude, stop.
05:52Why do you have a black hole?
05:53That's so broken, dude.
05:55Oh, it feels good.
05:58I knew that I would.
05:59I'm just going to collect some enemies, actually.
06:01That way, I could do the telepearl rush strategy.
06:04What?
06:04You thought I'd actually just do that?
06:05Oh, my god.
06:06You're so toxic.
06:08No, no, no, no, no.
06:09If I was toxic, I would wait mid and then black hole you the second you get here.
06:14Yeah, that is toxic, bro.
06:15You got scared, dude.
06:17You got scared.
06:17Yeah, what do you mean?
06:18Of course, you were going to portal me to the void.
06:20I've got all the emeralds.
06:23Feels good.
06:25All in a day's work, just in case.
06:28Got to control the Emmys.
06:29Bro, why is my portal not spawning?
06:31I'm actually getting mad.
06:32Dude, portal guns are so annoying to use.
06:35That's why I want to make sure I send you as much help as possible.
06:37You're so toxic, bro.
06:39What just happened?
06:40Thanks for the portal.
06:42Yes.
06:43Yes, get mass hammered.
06:44Wait, where'd you go?
06:45No, you have a taser.
06:47Oh, no, you're gone.
06:49You're hidden.
06:50I have the counter to the taser.
06:51You're so annoying.
06:53Yes, you can't hit me out of this.
06:54You can't hit me out of this.
06:55I'm stuck in the black hole.
06:56We're both going down now.
06:57Let's go.
06:58Bro, I just killed you with a wooden sword.
06:59You're trash.
07:00And you gave me 14 emeralds?
07:02Oh, my god.
07:04I don't want to talk about it.
07:05The mass hammer is actually trash, bro.
07:06It swings so slow.
07:08You just creeped me down with a wood sword.
07:09That's embarrassing, bro.
07:10It is.
07:11Thanks for all the free loot.
07:13I just wanted you to think you had a chance.
07:14That's all.
07:16Lol.
07:17Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
07:18You're annoying.
07:18You're so toxic.
07:19You're actually so toxic.
07:21Oh, just stay here for a little bit if you don't mind.
07:24I've got places to be.
07:25Yo, what is going on?
07:27I've got places to be.
07:29What?
07:29You escaped?
07:29I don't even know where I am.
07:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, none of this.
07:34None of this.
07:35Hey, bro, nice island.
07:37No.
07:37Yeah, nice island is right.
07:38How are you alive in that thing?
07:40Bro, it's my shield.
07:42Nice, bro.
07:43Nice.
07:44Oh, god.
07:44Yes.
07:45Fall damage.
07:46Eat the void.
07:47Oh, my god.
07:48No.
07:49Yeah.
07:49Wait, I have balloons.
07:50What am I doing?
07:51Thanks for the Emmys, bro.
07:53Oh, no.
07:53Too much power.
07:54I find if we get so strong in the game, we forget about things like balloons because you
07:59got just too much yolk strategies.
08:01Too much power comes great responsibility or something like that.
08:03Once said Spider-Man to Iron Man.
08:06Oh, Melon.
08:06What are you trying to do over here, dog?
08:08Nothing, bro.
08:08You think I don't see that?
08:10Nice.
08:10I'll stand still.
08:11I'm not even worried, bro.
08:12I'll just chill.
08:13Get knocked.
08:14Bro.
08:15Yes.
08:16Got him.
08:16Perfect shot.
08:17This portal gun makes me so mad.
08:20Oh, my god.
08:21It just never works, dude.
08:22Yeah, it's actually got the worst range in the game.
08:25There's a few things that would be worse, though.
08:27Like, imagine if you just had blobs all over your island.
08:29You're so toxic.
08:30That'd probably be really annoying.
08:32Yeah.
08:32Thanks, bro.
08:33I think the only thing that would make it worse is if you had blobs and black holes.
08:36Dude, you're so toxic.
08:38Oh, I'm gonna die.
08:38I just killed myself.
08:39Wait, your black hole's saving me.
08:41Oh, my god.
08:42What's going on?
08:44It's saving you for now.
08:46Eh, now I'm dead.
08:48All right.
08:48Now I just gotta save up 20 iron.
08:50Bro, why am I not dying?
08:51I'm in the void.
08:53What just happened?
08:55Oh, boy.
08:56That's good.
08:57That's quality right there.
08:58A couple of these would be good.
09:00Please, for the love of god, just work the way you're supposed to work.
09:04It's not going to, bro.
09:05Oh, my god.
09:06How can it not reach that?
09:08Watch, it's gonna kill me, too.
09:09Good.
09:09I love to hear it.
09:10Actually, don't worry.
09:11Don't worry.
09:11I got something for you.
09:12As soon as you make it to mid, let me help you out.
09:15Oh, my god.
09:16You're actually so toxic.
09:18No.
09:19I'm goaded.
09:20You're a nice bed.
09:20Like, you said to me once upon a time.
09:22Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
09:24Doink, dink, dink, dink.
09:25Dink, doink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
09:27Wait, what?
09:28I overshot that?
09:29I tried to throw a pearl, and it missed.
09:33Well, you may have dinked my bed, but I still have the higher ground.
09:37What does that mean?
09:37I don't know.
09:38Just sounded like the right thing to say at a time like this.
09:41Incoming.
09:42Oh, my god.
09:43Stop.
09:43I created a shield wall of black holes.
09:46They show no mercy to my enemies or my friends.
09:49They're ruthless until the very end.
09:51Where did you go, Melon?
09:52You're kind of tripping me out.
09:53I'm just cheating.
09:54I'm just cheating.
09:55You're cheating too hard, bro.
09:57I see that portal.
09:58I see that portal.
09:59Bro, don't go through that portal.
10:00I'm warning you, dude.
10:01Don't go through it.
10:01I'm just going to cover you in oil blobs.
10:04Here you go.
10:05Bro, you're so toxic, bro.
10:07It'd be a real shame if you slipped and fell.
10:10Man, can I just try something?
10:11I want to see if I can make the jump.
10:13Melon, that's a very bad idea.
10:14I hope you have tele pearls.
10:16Oh, my god.
10:16That was a bad idea.
10:17That was a very bad idea.
10:18Yo, Sonny.
10:20Yo, chill, bro.
10:21Chill.
10:23Oh, you're lucky.
10:25Oh, that wasn't even close.
10:27That was.
10:28Oh, no.
10:29Oh, no.
10:30You thought.
10:30Oh, you thought.
10:32Oh, you're.
10:32What?
10:33I was.
10:33No.
10:35Where's the ding?
10:36What's going on?
10:36There it is.
10:37Bro, I literally popped balloons and nothing happened.
10:41I just kept on falling.
10:42What is that?
10:43My black holes absorbed the balloons.
10:46It's so dumb.
10:47Absorbed it.
10:49So, Melon, you've got some explaining to do for that last round, bro.
10:53So, I accidentally gave myself the steel block items when I mined the cauldron.
11:00So, technically, that's out.
11:02I made a little goofy, okay?
11:03It's fine.
11:03So, now I'll correct my mistake and I'll actually use the crock pot one.
11:07Yeah, get the crock pot, bro.
11:08Be cooking in the crock pot.
11:10Nice.
11:10Crisis averted.
11:12Well done, Melon.
11:13I'm so proud of you.
11:15Yo, stop this.
11:15Stop this.
11:15Stop this.
11:16Go back to your island.
11:17Before you go back to your island, though.
11:19I've got to choose.
11:20Grass block.
11:20Bricks.
11:21Potentially curse lucky block.
11:22Bookshelf.
11:23Uh, uh.
11:23This has got to be complete trash.
11:25Are you a gambler, Sonny?
11:26You know I am, dog.
11:27I'm just thinking it through.
11:28Grass is going to be trash or goaded, but most likely trash.
11:32Bricks.
11:32I'll probably just be tanky.
11:33Books.
11:34Who wants to be smart anyways?
11:36Gamble!
11:38I didn't die.
11:39That's got to be good.
11:40Yeah, it's good, dude.
11:41Oh, thanks.
11:42Appreciate it.
11:43When we respawn, the games begin.
11:45And I was right to choose this, bro.
11:47I got every lucky block in the game.
11:49Bro, you got every single lucky block?
11:51Oh, I'm screwed.
11:51Yeah, that was so goaded.
11:53Let me start with this.
11:54Oh, yeah.
11:56Oh, no.
11:56I can hear you breaking them.
11:58Hold on, though.
11:58I need to get a better pickaxe,
12:00if I'm going to break this huge lucky block.
12:02Yes, the diamond pick.
12:04It's ready.
12:05Melon?
12:05Yeah, I have a plan.
12:06I've developed a strategy.
12:07You're going to need so much more than that.
12:10I've developed a strategy, boys.
12:12So, I'm going to need to get some of these.
12:16I have a really dumb idea.
12:18Should I do it?
12:19I don't know.
12:19Melon?
12:20Sonny?
12:21This is how confident I am.
12:22I build with lucky blocks.
12:24This is my life.
12:25Bro, I'm a soul farm remote, bro.
12:27Bro's already got full void on me.
12:28No, no, no.
12:29Don't be touching those.
12:30Don't be touching my lucky blocks.
12:32These are mine, gee.
12:33Where are you, bro?
12:34I'm just chilling.
12:35I actually don't see you.
12:35Where you at, dog?
12:36I want it to fly.
12:37What?
12:38Let's go.
12:39Kill him.
12:40He's here somewhere.
12:41God, bro.
12:43I'm actually so scared.
12:44Clean him out.
12:44Clean this rat out of here.
12:46Where'd he hide?
12:46I'm just chilling, bro.
12:48I'm actually so scared.
12:49I don't know where you are.
12:50This is terrifying.
12:51I had a master strategy.
12:57Oh my god.
12:57You are here still.
12:59I hate this so much.
12:59I hate this so much.
13:01Move it.
13:01Please live.
13:02Yes.
13:03Yes.
13:04Follow me.
13:04You won't.
13:05Follow me.
13:06You won't.
13:07Oh my god.
13:08When you see the function pull up, let's go.
13:12Back off, bro.
13:13Wait.
13:13You're an idiot, bro.
13:14You gave me all your goaded items.
13:16Let's go.
13:17It's all part of the plan.
13:18It's all part of the plan.
13:19Yeah, it's all part of the plan.
13:21Okay, for sure.
13:22Wait, wait.
13:22Let me just take some time out of my day and form some blocks.
13:26Okay, that was actually trash.
13:28Yo.
13:29Yo.
13:30No.
13:30Stay away from that.
13:31I did it to steal your pearl and your force field potions.
13:35No.
13:36Did you just put on a turtle shell and jump in the void?
13:39I thought I could make it because I had the jump potion and I couldn't make it.
13:43Whatever.
13:43I was going to push you off with this force field.
13:46You were dead either way.
13:47No, I wish I was going to be alive.
13:49Dog, you were not making that jump no matter what happened.
13:51Let's go.
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