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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:00I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
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00:01:20I don't want you to stop.
00:01:24I don't want you to stop.
00:01:26I don't want you to stop.
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00:01:32I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I don't want you to stop.
00:01:38I don't want you to stop.
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00:01:40I don't want you to stop.
00:01:41I don't want you to stop.
00:01:42I don't want you to stop.
00:01:43I don't want you to stop.
00:01:44I want you to stop!
00:01:45Don't want you to stop.
00:01:46I don't want you to stop.
00:01:48I can see her again.
00:01:51Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58find you maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:10i need grandkids i need message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:17seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:02:31still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:42i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir uh but first we found her fake christmas wife
00:02:52she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we can't
00:02:58have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack up the price good finally i can get my mother
00:03:03off my back hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate
00:03:11i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy now auntie deborah and pamela can't say i have no daddy
00:03:19anymore sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to
00:03:26rent a daddy where's my real one uh i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us
00:03:39the table
00:03:41oh i'm sorry i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought oh mommy hurry your fit christmas husband has arrived
00:03:59i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:21why does she feel so familiar
00:04:28she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top you must be my new christmas husband
00:04:35so you're my new christmas wife see i knew you were the new daddy we had right hi my name's
00:04:42cyber what's your name sam didn't say anything about a kid max aurelius eva
00:04:49i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:54i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:04:58so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour well
00:05:07yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me 500 a day
00:05:16that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my requirements are
00:05:21simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big happy
00:05:26family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:34fine but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:40okay deal
00:05:44i need to go get married
00:05:56wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:12y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:26i need some photos of us together too to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a
00:06:46happy family yeah of course
00:06:58happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:01bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last
00:07:15minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:18who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:30sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:32okay okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
00:07:44i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:49i think i should have some say in the gifts it'll make it more believable
00:07:56fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:03let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:12what the actual
00:08:24sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:29give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:35she does kind of look like him
00:08:37so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:45here let me get this
00:08:48they're gonna love you max
00:08:51oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:01in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not
00:09:07and absolutely no sex yes this is strictly business
00:09:14anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:17what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:21i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:27let's go
00:09:28here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:41well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:45attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin
00:09:53pies 12 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing
00:09:58here for hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special
00:10:07today spend 500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:13oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here relax
00:10:22yeah yeah here this will do the trick okay thank you hurry up and pay
00:10:34i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:37thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:50oh wait wait not the pies
00:10:58hi guys and i hand you all these pies
00:11:03thank you of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all 12
00:11:13pies don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away thank you merry christmas
00:11:25what you do that often as often as i can
00:11:33we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:39watch out
00:11:49you
00:11:59you done feeling me up
00:12:01shut up oh sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:05well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:07and don't be late
00:12:24harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:29sorta
00:12:30not that i'm judging i just
00:12:32need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:36why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectable
00:12:42can we pick another company
00:12:44no
00:12:45harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:50so it's perfect
00:12:51oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner
00:12:59don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:02i'm gonna do
00:13:03i'm gonna do
00:13:05too much
00:13:17let's go sam
00:13:27It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:30Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:35It's my daughter's.
00:13:37Daughter's.
00:13:38Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:41Hey, there they are!
00:13:58Dad, you made it.
00:14:03Oh, I missed you.
00:14:05So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:09He's coming.
00:14:10Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:12Good, good, good.
00:14:15So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:18When's he arriving?
00:14:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:25Poor thing.
00:14:25Not surprising.
00:14:27I mean, she's 30.
00:14:28Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:31Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:35This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:41Auntie Pamela?
00:14:42Debbie?
00:14:43My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:46We're only worried about you.
00:14:48All these years without a husband.
00:14:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:53You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:56And look what happened.
00:14:57She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:01I'm not alone.
00:15:02Mm-hmm.
00:15:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:09He's a manager.
00:15:10Manager of what?
00:15:13Trash.
00:15:15Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:19You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:22Actually, he's right here.
00:15:28Oh, wow.
00:15:29Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:34Ah, must be AI.
00:15:36Mm-hmm.
00:15:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:40Fake.
00:15:40That's enough.
00:15:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:44Show some respect.
00:15:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:50and you turned him down?
00:15:52Well, guess what?
00:15:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:56Makes 500 grand.
00:15:58A year.
00:15:59That's half a million.
00:16:01Half a million.
00:16:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:07And speak of the devil.
00:16:11Willie, you made it.
00:16:24There you are.
00:16:26Oh, look at you now.
00:16:28Living the dream.
00:16:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:38So married, huh?
00:16:39Is it serious?
00:16:41That's what marriage is.
00:16:43That's what marriage is.
00:16:43It's pretty serious.
00:16:44Well, you must have rushed the time to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:48Makes sense, though.
00:16:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:53You're dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:55Ah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:58Well, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:01That's right.
00:17:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:07Women love a man in red.
00:17:09Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:12When I sit on my lap.
00:17:14Don't touch me.
00:17:16Oh, so entitled.
00:17:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:26I mean, look at that car.
00:17:28Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:42My mom would never marry.
00:17:49She already has a husband.
00:17:50He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:56Is that so?
00:17:57Well, then, where is he?
00:17:59Because I don't see him.
00:18:01Does anyone see him?
00:18:05No.
00:18:06Just like I thought.
00:18:08Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:11That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:13And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:19Mommy.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:21Are you okay?
00:18:22I see your hands.
00:18:23Oh, my God.
00:18:24We're going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:26Come on, honey.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:32How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:36Let me go.
00:18:37Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Let me go.
00:18:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:01Max, you came.
00:19:06How are you, sweetie?
00:19:10Where's Piper?
00:19:12William Hitter.
00:19:13Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:15Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:18Well, well, well.
00:19:19Well, if it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:23That's right.
00:19:25Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:29Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:32It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:33I'm Max.
00:19:34Eva told us all about you.
00:19:36From New York.
00:19:37Polite.
00:19:38Handsome.
00:19:39Just like she said.
00:19:41Wow.
00:19:42He was an AI.
00:19:44See?
00:19:45He's real.
00:19:46And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:49Son of a bitch.
00:19:50You just ruined my suit.
00:19:52And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:53That pristine automobile.
00:19:56That car?
00:19:57Oh, my God.
00:19:59That's worth more than a house.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:07Wait.
00:20:08Are you?
00:20:09Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:16And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:18I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:21You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:23You stole it.
00:20:24That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:26Jesus.
00:20:27How did he get away with it?
00:20:29That's what I want to know.
00:20:31Enough, please.
00:20:34I trust my daughter.
00:20:36She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:37Max, be honest with me.
00:20:41Where did that car come from?
00:20:44How much did you want for it?
00:20:46I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:49So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:54All right, that's it.
00:20:55I'm calling the cops.
00:20:56Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:58Wait.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00What?
00:21:00Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:03Oh, well.
00:21:05Too late.
00:21:06Listen, hon.
00:21:13I believe you.
00:21:15But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:19Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:20It's my car.
00:21:21Okay?
00:21:21It's not stolen.
00:21:23Yeah?
00:21:24If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:26Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:29Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:31Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:33But then you have to get lost.
00:21:35And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:38Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:40Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:42Loser!
00:21:43Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:46Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:51It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:52Here.
00:21:56Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Just play along.
00:22:17Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:19Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:23Yes, sir!
00:22:24I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:26Please, please, please, please.
00:22:27Please.
00:22:38Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:43He fooled me.
00:22:44What can I say?
00:22:45Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:49Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:51Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:52We were just looking out for you.
00:22:54Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:56You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:22:59Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:03A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:08We are family, aren't we?
00:23:10Family takes care of each other.
00:23:11If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:17Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:20Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:27My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:34Come on, guys.
00:23:34Let's go in.
00:23:35Welcome to the family.
00:23:39Welcome.
00:23:40Come on in.
00:23:41Come on in.
00:23:41This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:47You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:50My fault.
00:23:52You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:55Oh!
00:23:56Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:07And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:09And how do you...
00:24:09I told you.
00:24:10I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:13I have a friend in high places.
00:24:15A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:19Yes.
00:24:20It's the season of giving.
00:24:22He knows people.
00:24:24Has connections.
00:24:25He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:27You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:29Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:30Capisce?
00:24:31Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:35Dad!
00:24:36Mom!
00:24:37Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:40Oh, honey.
00:24:41We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:47I think they get it, hon.
00:24:49Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:52Oh, she's fine.
00:24:53One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:57And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:02Great.
00:25:03See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:05What are you doing?
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:10Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:16Relax.
00:25:16It was just a hug.
00:25:17Ugh.
00:25:21We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:23You'll be okay.
00:25:25It's just one week.
00:25:26Kill me now.
00:25:27Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:34What are you doing?
00:25:36That's weird.
00:25:38They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:40I don't know, something just falls off.
00:25:43That's ridiculous.
00:25:44I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:46Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:49I don't like this.
00:25:50Mmm.
00:25:51Later.
00:25:54Let's go.
00:25:58Here we go.
00:26:01Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:03Everything looks amazing.
00:26:04And happy holidays.
00:26:05To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:09Oh.
00:26:10Welcome.
00:26:11Cheers.
00:26:12Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:13Looks great.
00:26:14Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:16I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:21But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:25Mmm.
00:26:26Oh, no.
00:26:26Mom's testing him.
00:26:27She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:29You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:36Ow.
00:26:37Eva, sweetie.
00:26:39Kicking my foot.
00:26:40Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:42Oh, jeez.
00:26:44It's okay.
00:26:45Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:47I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:4912 pumpkin pies.
00:27:03Did I hear this right?
00:27:05They're the best kind.
00:27:07Well, of course.
00:27:08It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:10See?
00:27:12Are you happy now?
00:27:13That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:16Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:18We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:24But our marriage is real.
00:27:26I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:30Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:34Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:37Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:47Well, um, it's...
00:27:50Silly face.
00:27:51Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:53Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:56Silly face.
00:27:58I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:00Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:03It's lazers.
00:28:04It's nice.
00:28:06You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:09Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:12And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:15I'll drink to that.
00:28:17I agree with you there.
00:28:18So come on, guys.
00:28:20Let's eat.
00:28:21Come on.
00:28:21And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:36I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:39Nice and festive for you.
00:28:41No complications, right?
00:28:43Sorry, honey.
00:28:44Mom, you know what?
00:28:45I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:47Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:52Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:54The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:56Something about water conservation.
00:28:58That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0015 minutes?
00:29:02Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:03Just shower together.
00:29:06Shower together?
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:11Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:17Well, you heard her.
00:29:39Whoa!
00:29:41Why are you stripping?
00:29:43Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:45Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:47You have 15 minutes.
00:29:48Nice try.
00:29:49I am not showering with you.
00:29:51All right, suit yourself.
00:29:52More room for me in there.
00:29:54Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:12Come on, Max.
00:30:14Get out of the way.
00:30:15We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:17You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:19Relax.
00:30:20I won't touch you.
00:30:22Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:26But that'll cost extra.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:37And your dreams.
00:30:39Free to join me.
00:30:40You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:03You wish.
00:31:04Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:06I pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:09It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:11Oh, yeah?
00:31:13Proof.
00:31:25Holy shit.
00:31:29By the way, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:33I'll say.
00:31:35What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:39Still think you can resist?
00:31:42Baby.
00:31:43I don't think I want you.
00:31:44Max, I shut it up.
00:31:53Or maybe we should.
00:31:56God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:58Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:02Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:20What?
00:32:21I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:23It's not you, Max.
00:32:24It's us.
00:32:25It's this.
00:32:25This is all an act.
00:32:26Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:29You're right.
00:32:30I'm sorry.
00:32:33I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:35Just...
00:32:39That birthmark.
00:32:49What is that?
00:32:52It's him.
00:32:53The man from New Year's.
00:32:54Is he Piper's father?
00:32:56Why are you acting?
00:33:03Oh, my God.
00:33:04Max is Piper's father.
00:33:07Are you okay?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:09I just, um...
00:33:11I just got lightheaded.
00:33:12I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:14Alone.
00:33:17Of course.
00:33:17We have a daughter together.
00:33:22Oh, my God.
00:33:24What do I do?
00:33:31I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:33You can take the bed.
00:33:35Thanks.
00:33:37Hey.
00:33:39Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:40Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:45So, if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:48I want to help.
00:33:50He's Piper's father.
00:33:51He has a right to know.
00:33:53Um, Max.
00:33:56How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:03A child?
00:34:04No, no, no.
00:34:06That's impossible.
00:34:07I'm very careful.
00:34:10Mostly.
00:34:12I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:15Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:17And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:20You know?
00:34:21Right.
00:34:23He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:25I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:28Why do you ask?
00:34:30No reason.
00:34:31Just curious.
00:34:32No way, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:36What?
00:34:38No.
00:34:39Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:42Shoot.
00:34:48Where did you get these?
00:34:49And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:52I did not get those.
00:34:54I don't know where those came from.
00:34:56Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:01No.
00:35:01Stop.
00:35:02Go me.
00:35:03Go.
00:35:03Get those.
00:35:04Woo!
00:35:16Eva, the truth is, is that I...
00:35:22Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:24Just a second.
00:35:25Come in.
00:35:27Hey, Helen.
00:35:28Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:45You think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:47We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:49I can see that.
00:35:51Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:53I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:55Well, atta boy.
00:35:57You know what?
00:35:57Just put his shirt on.
00:35:59I'm going to go get her.
00:36:00Piper!
00:36:01Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:02He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:12But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
00:36:20If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:27Good night, Piper.
00:36:32Is her dad still around?
00:36:34Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:39Uh, no.
00:36:40That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:48Do you really think so?
00:36:49From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:53Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:54He deserves to know.
00:37:02Max.
00:37:06You're Piper's father.
00:37:15I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:19Where's Piper?
00:37:43She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:45I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:47God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just going to kiss and run?
00:38:14Not on my watch.
00:38:19Yeah, this.
00:38:21I remember this.
00:38:22Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:35How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:38Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:38:39It was great.
00:38:41Wonderful.
00:38:42Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:46Oh, no.
00:38:47What is that?
00:38:48Sardines and saltines.
00:38:49It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:52It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:55Don't be shy.
00:38:55Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:58Max, you don't have to.
00:39:00No, no, it's okay.
00:39:02Smith family staple.
00:39:13Yeah.
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:22Good?
00:39:23Good?
00:39:24Mmm.
00:39:24Good?
00:39:25It's grumpy.
00:39:27Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:29You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:33Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:36That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:40What's the deal with them?
00:39:41Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:44Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:48Hey, don't worry.
00:39:50I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:54Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:58Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:01Wait, that earring.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:17You like it?
00:40:19I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:21Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:24I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:30Right.
00:40:31Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:33Anyone can have it.
00:40:34Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:36She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:40So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:45But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:47What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:51An aging single mom.
00:40:54Slim pickings.
00:40:55I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:58That explains it.
00:40:59She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:02Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:03No.
00:41:04Ava is your niece.
00:41:05Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:07Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:11Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:13Exactly.
00:41:13Not like my Sierra.
00:41:15Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:20Oh.
00:41:21They're here.
00:41:22Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:29Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:31Merry Christmas.
00:41:33You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:35I am.
00:41:35I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:38Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:39Welcome.
00:41:39You're Ava's husband.
00:41:41But you're gorgeous.
00:41:45But as handsome as you.
00:41:48Look at you two.
00:41:49You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:51Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:53Merry Christmas.
00:41:54This is from Max and I.
00:41:56Oh, my goodness.
00:41:57Thank you, Ava.
00:41:57Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:00Oops.
00:42:01Oh, my bad.
00:42:02Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:05How thrifty.
00:42:07Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:09Mommy's right, you mean all high.
00:42:12You little.
00:42:14You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:17or you will lose yours.
00:42:19Oh.
00:42:20I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:22Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:24My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor,
00:42:27he could ruin your life.
00:42:41Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:43I'm fine.
00:42:44I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:45Yeah.
00:42:45It's okay.
00:42:46It's okay.
00:42:49What are you?
00:42:51Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:54Did you just slap me?
00:42:56Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:58You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:00You know what, Sierra?
00:43:00I can take your little insults,
00:43:02but leave my family out of this.
00:43:06Her family.
00:43:08She means me.
00:43:13You okay, honey?
00:43:15Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:17Do something.
00:43:18You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:20I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:23Oh, wow.
00:43:23I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:26that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:29Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:32Let's call him.
00:43:33I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:36Please.
00:43:37Who do you think you are?
00:43:39Enough!
00:43:41There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:45Fine, Dad.
00:43:46Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:48They're just jealous.
00:43:51For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:53I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:57I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:59for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:01Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:02All right, that's enough.
00:44:03Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:06Is this a joke?
00:44:28Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:30Hold it.
00:44:31Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:33My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:39My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:43King crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:44:46and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:48Three times the price,
00:44:5050 times the flavor.
00:44:52And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:54It's just petty.
00:44:55Maybe so.
00:44:57But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:00It's fine.
00:45:02Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:04Come on, let's go.
00:45:05No, no.
00:45:06Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:10Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:45:11but they're treating us like...
00:45:13I know, dear.
00:45:14I just want to have our family together.
00:45:16Fine.
00:45:17We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:20Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:21What was that?
00:45:22I just want to have our family together.
00:45:28Fine.
00:45:30We'll stay.
00:45:31Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:34It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:35We'll get something right after.
00:45:37Like drive-thru?
00:45:39I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:41That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:46No strays.
00:45:47Ow.
00:45:48Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:49Yes, please.
00:45:51You hit my child.
00:45:52You're fucking crazy.
00:45:53Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:45:56maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:01Don't worry, baby.
00:46:02I'll handle it.
00:46:05Don't worry, baby.
00:46:07I'll handle it.
00:46:11Piper.
00:46:12Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food
00:46:15you've ever had in your life?
00:46:16Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:20Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:22As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:25Actually, I do.
00:46:27He's such a liar.
00:46:29This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:30Oh, it will be.
00:46:34Sam.
00:46:35Yeah, send the troops
00:46:37and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:39I'm already on my way.
00:46:41You hear this guy?
00:46:51He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:53from Antarctica.
00:46:56Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:58His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:01Max, what are you doing?
00:47:03Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:05Santa's already on his way.
00:47:07Actually, five, four,
00:47:10three,
00:47:12two,
00:47:13one.
00:47:16A helicopter?
00:47:24There's no way.
00:47:30How did you pull this off?
00:47:32Sam is like family.
00:47:33I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:35Thanks, boss.
00:47:37Boss?
00:47:38Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:40Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:42Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:46I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:49You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:53Mm-hmm.
00:47:53Come on.
00:47:57You can stop kidding around.
00:48:00If you were the CEO,
00:48:01why would you be here
00:48:02pretending to be my husband?
00:48:04No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:06You can stop the charade.
00:48:08Okay, this is just another favor
00:48:09from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:11Eva,
00:48:11I'm not pretending.
00:48:14Mr. Harrison,
00:48:15the Antarctic king crab,
00:48:17as you requested.
00:48:18How is this possible?
00:48:29This loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:48:33and has his own personal chef?
00:48:36Who are you?
00:48:37I told you.
00:48:39I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:40That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:43Wait.
00:48:43No.
00:48:44Hold on.
00:48:46You're the actual CEO
00:48:47of the Harrison Group?
00:48:51You're worth more than
00:48:52some whole countries.
00:48:53Mm.
00:48:54Some of the small ones.
00:48:56I mean, you know that.
00:48:57You work for me.
00:48:59Oh, God.
00:49:00I insulted my own boss.
00:49:02I'm finished.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:09I insulted my own boss.
00:49:11I'm finished.
00:49:12Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:14Pretending to be CEO
00:49:15is a hell of a move
00:49:17worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:18For tonight,
00:49:20your feast ends.
00:49:21And with that,
00:49:22your career.
00:49:24You're fired.
00:49:25Fired?
00:49:26Sam.
00:49:31Fired?
00:49:32Oh, God.
00:49:32I can't be fired.
00:49:35What?
00:49:37Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:38You can have as much crab
00:49:39as you want.
00:49:40Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:41I'll do anything.
00:49:43Guys,
00:49:44take out the trash.
00:49:50And you.
00:49:51Oh, me?
00:49:53Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:55That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:57A family tradition.
00:49:58Yeah, well,
00:49:59there's a new family tradition.
00:50:01Sam.
00:50:02Will you do me the honors?
00:50:09Gladly.
00:50:13Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:17Father, do something.
00:50:20Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:22I'm leaving.
00:50:24Pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:25Come on, sweetie.
00:50:33Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:35Eat as much as you want.
00:50:36Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:41I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:43I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:45Honestly?
00:50:45This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:49Well, if you want,
00:50:50we can have many more.
00:50:51Just like this.
00:50:53Does he really mean that?
00:50:55Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:56I can't tell.
00:50:58And that terrifies me.
00:51:04Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:06I brought you a gift.
00:51:07Here's the paternity test
00:51:08between the boss
00:51:08and that little girl.
00:51:09Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:18Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:21Tell me everything.
00:51:22Miss Eva Smith,
00:51:23single mother,
00:51:24small town gal,
00:51:26didn't finish high school,
00:51:26currently works in retail.
00:51:28Oh, Maximus,
00:51:29I thought I raised you better.
00:51:32A high school dropout
00:51:33in the Harrison family?
00:51:36Not a chance.
00:51:40She is clearly unfit
00:51:43to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:44Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:45Silence.
00:51:46Get me the address
00:51:47where she works.
00:51:48It's Happy Heels
00:51:49on Broadway.
00:51:50That's nice.
00:51:52We own that one.
00:51:53Good work.
00:51:55But take off
00:51:55that stupid hat.
00:52:01Thanks.
00:52:07So your dad insisted
00:52:08that I try this wine
00:52:10that he's been saving
00:52:10for 20 years.
00:52:13Sounds like he's happy
00:52:14with his new son-in-law.
00:52:16And how about you?
00:52:20Me?
00:52:21Yeah.
00:52:24Are you happy
00:52:24with your new husband?
00:52:29Eva.
00:52:31That birthmark.
00:52:41Family to me
00:52:42is a big commitment
00:52:43and I don't want
00:52:45any loose ends.
00:52:47You know?
00:52:48Maximus,
00:52:48there's so much
00:52:49we don't know.
00:52:50So much we're not
00:52:50telling each other.
00:52:51Uh.
00:52:53No feelings,
00:52:54no complications.
00:52:55That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:56Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:59Max.
00:53:00Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:03It's cold.
00:53:05Maybe I'll go grab
00:53:06some more firewood.
00:53:09Max.
00:53:11I need to tell you something.
00:53:14Something important.
00:53:16What's gotten into her?
00:53:18Is she hiding something?
00:53:20Is this the part
00:53:21where you tell me
00:53:21there's no Santa?
00:53:22I haven't been
00:53:24completely honest
00:53:25with you.
00:53:28Piper is
00:53:28Piper is
00:53:33Mommy, Daddy,
00:53:34my hand hurts.
00:53:36Sweetie.
00:53:37Oh my gosh.
00:53:38It's unswollen.
00:53:39Must have been
00:53:39when that witch
00:53:40smacked her
00:53:40with the fork earlier.
00:53:41Listen,
00:53:42you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:43Mommy's gonna go
00:53:43get a first date kit,
00:53:44okay?
00:53:44Come on, Piper.
00:53:51Okay, let me see.
00:53:55I promise
00:53:56I won't let anyone
00:53:57hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:59But that's not true.
00:54:00You're leaving
00:54:01after Christmas,
00:54:02aren't you?
00:54:04Uh...
00:54:05Daddy!
00:54:06No!
00:54:08Well...
00:54:14Don't you dare
00:54:15disrespect my husband.
00:54:19Well, maybe
00:54:20I don't have to leave.
00:54:23Well, maybe
00:54:24I don't have to leave.
00:54:25Really?
00:54:25Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:29You think
00:54:31it was Scar?
00:54:34Hmm.
00:54:36I wouldn't worry
00:54:37about it.
00:54:38Scars make you
00:54:38look like a badass.
00:54:40I have one, too.
00:54:42Dad.
00:54:43I got that
00:54:44when I was
00:54:44about your age.
00:54:45Some punk
00:54:46came at me
00:54:46with a switchblade.
00:54:48Really?
00:54:49No way.
00:54:50No.
00:54:51It was actually
00:54:51a cactus.
00:54:53But it's still cool.
00:54:55I have something
00:54:56like that
00:54:57on the back
00:54:57of my neck.
00:54:59Piper,
00:55:02how long
00:55:02have you had that?
00:55:03My mom
00:55:04said I had that
00:55:05when I was born.
00:55:11And how old
00:55:12are you?
00:55:12Six.
00:55:14Six?
00:55:14That one night
00:55:15stand was about
00:55:16seven years ago.
00:55:17Okay,
00:55:17I found the first aid kit.
00:55:19Ivor,
00:55:20are you sure
00:55:20we haven't met
00:55:20before?
00:55:21What do I even say?
00:55:26And how do I
00:55:27explain it to Piper?
00:55:28Sorry, honey.
00:55:29This man's your dad
00:55:30and he didn't know
00:55:31you existed
00:55:31until now.
00:55:33Um,
00:55:34yeah.
00:55:37Can I see your hand,
00:55:38sweetie?
00:55:39Eva.
00:55:40Okay,
00:55:44look.
00:55:48Piper is...
00:55:52Go on.
00:56:00That must be
00:56:01an emergency.
00:56:03Excuse me.
00:56:05Sorry.
00:56:05I'll take this.
00:56:06Mommy,
00:56:13are you okay?
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:16Mommy's just
00:56:17realizing she's a coward.
00:56:19I don't even have
00:56:20the guts to tell
00:56:21the truth.
00:56:24Why haven't you
00:56:25picked up my calls?
00:56:27I'm telling you,
00:56:28Max,
00:56:28that woman
00:56:29is manipulating you.
00:56:31She's a high school
00:56:31dropout,
00:56:32doesn't even have
00:56:33a decent job,
00:56:35and she's unfit
00:56:35to raise my
00:56:36granddaughter.
00:56:37I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:39Max,
00:56:39that man has
00:56:40no idea
00:56:41what a treasure
00:56:42he's missing out on.
00:56:47I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:49You can't know
00:56:50Piper's your daughter.
00:56:51Your mother
00:56:51would take her away.
00:56:52After Christmas,
00:56:54it's over.
00:56:56Eva?
00:56:58Maximus?
00:56:59Are you even
00:57:00listening to me?
00:57:01No, Mom, Mom,
00:57:02listen,
00:57:02I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:04Eva's my wife,
00:57:05and I've made
00:57:05up my mind.
00:57:06I'm not leaving her.
00:57:09Eva?
00:57:17I need that.
00:57:18Ha, ha.
00:57:19For me?
00:57:20Oh, thank you.
00:57:21This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:27Oh, wow.
00:57:28That's so cool.
00:57:30Did you make it?
00:57:32Derek, this is from
00:57:33Eva and I.
00:57:35Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:37Thanks, guys.
00:57:38I'm glad you're here.
00:57:41Got it!
00:57:42Oh!
00:57:42Wow!
00:57:43Damn, these are nice!
00:57:45Grandpa,
00:57:46language,
00:57:47little ears.
00:57:48Piper.
00:57:49Piper.
00:57:53Piper,
00:57:54do you want to go see
00:57:54your present?
00:57:55It's in the other room
00:57:56by the train set.
00:57:57Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:58Remember the song
00:57:59that we sang?
00:58:00Ready? Ready?
00:58:00Grandma got run over
00:58:02by a reindeer.
00:58:03What do we got, guys?
00:58:03Billy.
00:58:04Walking home from
00:58:05our house,
00:58:05Christmas Eve.
00:58:06Ha.
00:58:10You never told me
00:58:11have we met before.
00:58:15Have we met before?
00:58:22She's unfit
00:58:23to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:27I don't know
00:58:28what you're getting at.
00:58:31Eva,
00:58:31I have the same
00:58:32birthmark
00:58:33as Piper.
00:58:41I don't know
00:58:42what you're talking about.
00:58:43Lots of people
00:58:43have birthmarks.
00:58:44They're very common.
00:58:45I feel so awful
00:58:46but I can't lose
00:58:47my child
00:58:48no matter
00:58:49how I feel
00:58:50about him.
00:58:53Maybe.
00:58:56Are you okay?
00:58:59Are the clogs
00:59:00a bad idea?
00:59:02No.
00:59:03I'm fine.
00:59:05Um,
00:59:07oh,
00:59:07I almost forgot.
00:59:11I got you this.
00:59:12You got me a gift, too?
00:59:14Tis the season.
00:59:16Open it.
00:59:16Open it.
00:59:30Gloves.
00:59:32Did you make these?
00:59:34Yeah.
00:59:35I know this is a fake marriage,
00:59:37but
00:59:37that's Christmas.
00:59:39You've already done so much for me.
00:59:40I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:45How did I feel?
00:59:46Warm, right?
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49Warm.
00:59:51Soft.
00:59:52Soft.
00:59:54Perfect.
00:59:55Thank you, Eva.
00:59:59Thank you, Eva.
01:00:01I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:05Really?
01:00:07Yeah, my mom.
01:00:08She partied all the time.
01:00:09And I got gifts.
01:00:11Plenty of them, but...
01:00:12I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:17Nothing personal.
01:00:19Well, you deserve it.
01:00:21You're a good guy.
01:00:23And someday you'll find someone special
01:00:27to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:30And what if that day's today?
01:00:35What if I already found someone special?
01:00:40Right here.
01:00:41Max, we can't...
01:01:09If you want me to stop...
01:01:11You better tell me right now.
01:01:16Come on.
01:01:17I don't want you to stop.
01:01:25No matter how many years pass,
01:01:27I still can't resist him.
01:01:28I don't want you to stop.
01:01:41It's true.
01:01:41It's true.
01:01:42It's true.
01:01:43It's true.
01:01:43I don't want you.
01:01:46It's true.
01:01:49It's true.
01:01:49Oh, God.
01:01:53You are trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:56It's true.
01:01:57It's true.
01:01:57It's true.
01:01:58It's true.
01:01:59Piper!
01:01:59Piper!
01:02:08Piper?
01:02:11She can't see us!
01:02:29Eva?
01:02:33Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:47That was way too close.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:56Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:00Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:05You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:11Let me give it to you.
01:03:29Who is calling me this morning?
01:03:30Hello?
01:03:31Hello?
01:03:32Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:33I'm Max's mother.
01:03:34Name your price.
01:03:35What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:36Hello?
01:03:37What?
01:03:38What?
01:03:39What?
01:03:40What?
01:03:41We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:42Take the money.
01:03:43Leave my granddaughter with us.
01:03:44And go.
01:03:45My son will find a better way.
01:03:46And go.
01:03:47And go.
01:03:48My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:49Piper is my daughter.
01:03:51And no amount of money is my daughter.
01:03:52And no amount of money is paying for me.
01:03:53It's just a way out of your life.
01:03:54I've got a better mother.
01:03:55I have a better mother.
01:03:56I have a better mother.
01:03:57I have a better mother.
01:03:58I have a better mother.
01:03:59I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:04:02What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:05W-what?
01:04:06We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:09Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:14My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:17Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:22So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:29Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:35You okay?
01:04:40Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:43So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:47What are you talking about?
01:04:49It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:56Eva, wait!
01:05:00So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:07Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:11So this is just a goodbye?
01:05:15Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:18Look, last night I let my guard down.
01:05:24But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:27And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:29Just tell me what you need.
01:05:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:36Just say the word.
01:05:37You don't get it.
01:05:45You don't get it.
01:05:53I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:55I won't give up on us.
01:06:08Are we here?
01:06:19Yes.
01:06:20As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:23Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:29We're home.
01:06:33How could she just walk away?
01:06:35Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:45It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:47Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:49Hey, you promised.
01:06:52Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:54Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:57All right, fine.
01:06:59When?
01:07:01Two days.
01:07:02I'll come pick you up.
01:07:03No need.
01:07:05Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:12I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:17So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:20Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:21If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:23I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:33Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:47Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:50Boss?
01:07:52Boss?
01:07:52Boss?
01:07:56Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:59I need to go win back my family.
01:08:01Family?
01:08:02Boss, you okay?
01:08:04Never better.
01:08:05Go get her, Max.
01:08:12Give it your best smile.
01:08:14Ah, there he is, Maximus, darling.
01:08:18I have some prospects for you.
01:08:20Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:26Oh.
01:08:29I told you.
01:08:29I already found the woman I love.
01:08:31Maximus, stop this.
01:08:40That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:44Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:47You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:50No, I'm not.
01:08:51Oh?
01:08:53I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:58I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:03What?
01:09:16Ah, that's her.
01:09:18The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:23Hi, welcome in.
01:09:24Can I help you find something?
01:09:27I want to try those.
01:09:31Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:34Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:40No, no, no.
01:09:41I know what I want.
01:09:43Size seven.
01:09:44Oh, little bitty can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:49Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:57Ignore her.
01:09:57She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:00Here, let me help you.
01:10:00Come on.
01:10:05She seems kind.
01:10:08I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:15She's just doing her job.
01:10:18How do they feel?
01:10:20Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:23I think I need a size up.
01:10:25Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:30Right away.
01:10:31I'll be right back.
01:10:33She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:35Was I wrong about her?
01:10:52Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:56Who gives a shit?
01:10:57She can't walk.
01:10:58That's just pure evil.
01:11:06Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:09She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:10Who cares?
01:11:11It's the last pair.
01:11:13I get paid commission.
01:11:20I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:23See, this is your whole problem.
01:11:27This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:31I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:34I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:37She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:40People who insult her all day?
01:11:42I'm your manager.
01:11:48Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:57Did I stutter?
01:12:03You don't have to fire me.
01:12:06I quit.
01:12:13I don't work here anymore.
01:12:15Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:18They're broken.
01:12:19Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:21You're a good person after all.
01:12:25Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:27I'm sorry?
01:12:28Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:32Get out.
01:12:39You're not disabled?
01:12:40Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:45Absolutely shameful.
01:12:47Who are you?
01:12:48I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:55You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:59I am.
01:13:01And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:04What did I do?
01:13:08You are a good person.
01:13:10From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:16Are you serious?
01:13:20That's right.
01:13:22Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:25You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:34You, out.
01:13:36I'll leave.
01:13:40I'm leaving.
01:13:40I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:46No, don't worry.
01:13:49You're getting a promotion.
01:13:51You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:56First assignment?
01:13:57I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:04Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:07Okay, yeah.
01:14:10Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:14I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:23She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:25Of course she lives like this.
01:14:26Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:42Max?
01:14:43Eva.
01:14:45What are you doing here?
01:14:48I, uh...
01:14:49There you are, Eva.
01:14:50Uh, wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:55My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:58What are you ta-
01:15:02That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:04Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:08Stop.
01:15:10And you?
01:15:11You lied to me at the store.
01:15:14You were both just testing me?
01:15:16Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:18I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:20I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:15:25Eva, please.
01:15:26I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:28Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:31How could you think that of me?
01:15:33It's not like that, dear.
01:15:36Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:38Mom, what did you do?
01:15:40I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:43We're not together.
01:15:45And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:51I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:54What are you waiting for, son? Go after her.
01:16:00Eva.
01:16:01Let me go.
01:16:02I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:04Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:06Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:07I'm not pretending.
01:16:09Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:11And everything I've done for you.
01:16:12And Piper, this is real.
01:16:19Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:23Max, you came.
01:16:24God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:29I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:33Just say the word.
01:16:37See?
01:16:39Stop fighting.
01:16:42We belong together.
01:16:45You're wrong.
01:16:46Wrong about what?
01:16:49That you care?
01:16:50Or we belong together?
01:16:52Look, I already told you.
01:16:53We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:56Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:00I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:02I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:13Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:15Ow.
01:17:23Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:25Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:27Come here.
01:17:28No, you're not fine.
01:17:37You're sad.
01:17:40I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:41I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:48I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:50Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:57Love bug.
01:17:59You're right.
01:18:00What am I doing?
01:18:01Running like a coward?
01:18:04I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:07Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:09I believe in you.
01:18:11What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:14I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:19Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:21Piper is his daughter.
01:18:29Enough sulking.
01:18:31Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:34Don't you think I want to?
01:18:36She doesn't want me.
01:18:38I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:40Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:41You can't abandon her.
01:18:43Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:45I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:48And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:52What are you talking about?
01:18:54I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:57Piper is your daughter.
01:18:59What?
01:19:00See for yourself.
01:19:08I was right.
01:19:09Seven years ago.
01:19:11New Years.
01:19:11That woman was Eva.
01:19:23Eva!
01:19:24Hey.
01:19:25Hey.
01:19:25Hey.
01:19:27Daddy!
01:19:29Daddy!
01:19:30Piper!
01:19:32Oh.
01:19:34I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:41You came back.
01:19:42I, uh, don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:56I, uh, I was scared.
01:19:59But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:02Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:06Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:10I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:14Piper is your daughter.
01:20:16You knew.
01:20:17My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:24Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:26But you've known this whole time?
01:20:28I was scared.
01:20:29Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:31I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:35How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:39I love you, Eva.
01:20:51I love you, too.
01:20:53I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:59As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:09Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:14For real this time?
01:21:16Yes.
01:21:18Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:23Yes.
01:21:32Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas.
01:21:34And the Christmas after that?
01:21:36And forever?
01:21:39I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:46Who's that?
01:21:48Eva!
01:21:51Take me back!
01:21:54I'm sorry, I struck your tire!
01:21:56Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:02Again.
01:22:05No?
01:22:06Not funny?
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