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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas Full
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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:10All right, it's about that time.
00:00:12So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:21Yeah, him.
00:00:23Hi!
00:00:24Just pay him up.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:31Hey!
00:00:55You have a cute scar.
00:00:57It's just my birthmark.
00:01:00If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:16I don't want you to stop.
00:01:22I was so drunk last night, I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me.
00:01:55Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:57I don't care how, just do it.
00:02:00I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:12I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:16I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:22Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:57And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know either Harrison Group's CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:29Where's my real one?
00:03:30I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:41Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51What?
00:03:57Daddy!
00:03:58No!
00:03:59I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:08Your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:10I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:42Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:59So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:23Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one
00:05:27big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:41Okay, deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:07Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:37Touching.
00:06:41Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah, of course.
00:06:52Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:14Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20And who is?
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:48Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should
00:07:53have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:03Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:18Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:22Sam, get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:29She does kind of look like him.
00:08:34So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:37Here, let me get this.
00:08:42I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:45Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:08:54in front of them.
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:57Should we use our tongues or?
00:08:59No, no, definitely not.
00:09:01And absolutely no...
00:09:03Sex?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05It's strictly business.
00:09:07Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:15I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:21Let's go.
00:09:27I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:29Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:37Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:4050% off pies?
00:09:42Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:4412 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:45They're the best kind.
00:09:47Hurry up and go, go.
00:09:48What are you standing here for?
00:09:51Hello there.
00:09:52Hi.
00:09:53You ready?
00:09:53Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:09:55Okay, great.
00:09:56We have a holiday special today.
00:09:58Spend $500.
00:09:59Get 10% off, and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:04Oh, great.
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:05What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:07Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:09I just got here.
00:10:11Relax.
00:10:12Yeah, yeah.
00:10:15Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:17Okay, thank you.
00:10:18Hurry up and pay.
00:10:24I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:26You can wait your turn.
00:10:32Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:34Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:41Not the pies.
00:10:42You can just set those on top.
00:10:48Hi, guys.
00:10:50I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:10:54Thank you so much.
00:10:56Of course.
00:10:56I hope you like pumpkin.
00:10:59She bought all 12-way.
00:11:02Merry Christmas.
00:11:03Hi.
00:11:03Merry Christmas.
00:11:09What?
00:11:09You do that often?
00:11:12As often as I can.
00:11:13We should go.
00:11:18We got to pick up paper.
00:11:22Watch out.
00:11:23You done feeling me up?
00:11:45Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:11:52And don't be late.
00:11:53Harrison Group?
00:12:03Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:06Sort of.
00:12:07Not that I'm judging.
00:12:08I just need to get my story straight
00:12:11or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:14Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:16for Harrison Group?
00:12:17I think that's respectable.
00:12:19Can we pick another company?
00:12:21No.
00:12:22Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:24And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:25My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:27So, it's perfect.
00:12:28Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:12:36Don't worry.
00:12:37Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:12:39I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:12:40Let's go, Sam.
00:12:47Let's go, Sam.
00:13:02It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:04Hold on.
00:13:04You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder,
00:13:07and it's not yours.
00:13:09It's my daughter's.
00:13:11Daughter's.
00:13:13Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:16Hey, there they are!
00:13:31Hey!
00:13:32Nice to meet you!
00:13:34Dad!
00:13:35I'm so glad you made it.
00:13:37Oh, I missed you.
00:13:39So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:13:43He's coming.
00:13:45Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:13:46Good, good, good.
00:13:47So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:13:52When's he arriving?
00:13:54Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:13:59Poor thing.
00:13:59Not surprising.
00:14:00I mean, she's 30.
00:14:02Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:05Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:11This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:15Auntie Pamela.
00:14:16Debbie.
00:14:17My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:20We're only worried about you.
00:14:22All these years without a husband.
00:14:25Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:27You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:30And look what happened.
00:14:31She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:35I'm not alone.
00:14:36Mm-hmm.
00:14:37And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:14:43He's a manager.
00:14:44Manager?
00:14:45Manager of what?
00:14:47Trash.
00:14:48Trash.
00:14:48Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:14:52Mm-hmm.
00:14:52You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:14:55Actually, he's right here.
00:15:02Oh, wow.
00:15:02Wow.
00:15:03Wow.
00:15:03He is really good looking.
00:15:07Ah, must be AI.
00:15:09Mm-hmm.
00:15:10Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:13Fake.
00:15:14That's enough.
00:15:15She's our daughter.
00:15:16She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:17Show some respect.
00:15:18Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:25him down?
00:15:25Well, guess what?
00:15:27William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:30Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:31That's half a million.
00:15:33Half a million.
00:15:35Half a million.
00:15:37Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:15:40And speak of the devil.
00:15:42Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:15:57There you are.
00:15:58Oh, look at you now.
00:16:01Living the dream.
00:16:02Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:04Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste
00:16:09manager.
00:16:10So married, huh?
00:16:12Is it serious?
00:16:14That's what marriage is.
00:16:15It's pretty serious.
00:16:17Wow.
00:16:18You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:21Makes sense, though.
00:16:22You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:25Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:28Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:31Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:16:34Mm-hmm.
00:16:35That's right.
00:16:36Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:16:39Women love a man in red.
00:16:42Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:16:44When I sit on my lap.
00:16:46Don't touch me.
00:16:48Oh, so entitled.
00:16:50Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:16:54And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:16:58I mean, look at that car.
00:17:00Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:03Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:07Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:11I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:19My mom would never marry.
00:17:21She already has a husband.
00:17:22He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:24Is that so?
00:17:28Well then, where is he?
00:17:31Because I don't see him.
00:17:33Does anyone see him?
00:17:37No.
00:17:38Just like I thought.
00:17:39Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:17:42That puts you on the naughty list.
00:17:44And let me show you what happens, naughty children.
00:17:50Hey.
00:17:51Mommy.
00:17:52It's fine.
00:17:53Are you okay?
00:17:54I see your hands.
00:17:55Oh my God.
00:17:56I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:17:58Come on now.
00:17:59Let's go.
00:18:01What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:03How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:08Let me go.
00:18:09Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:11when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:14Let me go!
00:18:29Touch my wife again,
00:18:30and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:36Max, you came.
00:18:38Don't worry, sweetie.
00:18:41Where's Piper?
00:18:43William Hitter.
00:18:45Mom, Dad, I'd take her inside.
00:18:47Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:18:50Well, well, well.
00:18:51If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:18:55That's right.
00:18:57Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:01Oh.
00:19:02Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:03It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:04I'm Max.
00:19:06Eva told us all about you.
00:19:07From New York.
00:19:08Polite.
00:19:09Handsome.
00:19:10Just like she said.
00:19:12Wow.
00:19:13He was an AI.
00:19:15See?
00:19:16He's real.
00:19:17And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:20Son of a bitch!
00:19:22You just ruined my suit!
00:19:23And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:25That pristine automobile.
00:19:26That car?
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:28That's worth more than a house!
00:19:30That car?
00:19:31It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:19:35Wait.
00:19:36Are you?
00:19:38Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:19:41And that's all he needs to know.
00:19:42I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:19:43You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:19:45You stole it!
00:19:46That car belongs to the house.
00:19:47And that's all he needs to know.
00:19:49I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:19:51You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:19:52You stole it!
00:19:53That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:19:57Jesus!
00:19:58How did he get away with it?
00:20:00That's what I want to know.
00:20:01Enough!
00:20:02Please!
00:20:05I trust my daughter.
00:20:07She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:10Max?
00:20:11Be honest with me.
00:20:12Where did that car come from?
00:20:14How much did you want for it?
00:20:16I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:19So?
00:20:22You need a breath, man.
00:20:25Alright, that's it!
00:20:26I'm calling the cops!
00:20:27Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:29Wait.
00:20:30What?
00:20:32Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:20:34Oh, well.
00:20:36Too late.
00:20:37Mr. Harrison?
00:20:42Mr. Harrison?
00:20:44Just play alone.
00:20:46Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:20:48Now get the fuck out of here.
00:20:49Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:20:52Yes, sir!
00:20:53I'm so sorry, sir!
00:20:55Please accept my serious apologies.
00:21:07Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:21:11He fooled me.
00:21:12What can I say?
00:21:13Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:21:17Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:21:20Oh, come on.
00:21:21You could help him get his foot in the door?
00:21:23A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:21:28We are family, aren't we?
00:21:30Family takes care of each other.
00:21:32If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:21:34you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:21:37Abigail, come on.
00:21:38Talk to her for us.
00:21:40Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:21:47My daughter is just far too busy for your best life.
00:21:51My new son-in-law.
00:21:53Come on, guys. Let's go in.
00:21:54Welcome to the family.
00:21:59Welcome.
00:22:00Come on in.
00:22:01This is your fault, Pam.
00:22:06You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality.
00:22:10My fault.
00:22:11You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:22:14Ugh!
00:22:15Hey, how do you have that car? And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group? And how do you-
00:22:28I told you. I work for Harrison Group, remember? I have a friend in high places.
00:22:33A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:22:38Yes. It's the season of giving. He knows people. Has connections. He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:22:46You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:22:48And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:22:50Oh, my God. Just don't blow your cover.
00:22:54Dad! Mom!
00:22:56Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:22:59Oh, honey. We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:23:06I think they get it, hon.
00:23:09Uh, how's Piper?
00:23:11Oh, she's fine. One of you guys just get settled in and, uh, we will go check on her.
00:23:16And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:23:21Great.
00:23:22See you in bed. Joey?
00:23:24What are you doing?
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:29Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:23:34Relax. It was just a hug.
00:23:37Ugh!
00:23:38We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:23:42You'll be okay. It's just one week.
00:23:45Kill me now.
00:23:46Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:23:53What are you doing?
00:23:55That's weird.
00:23:57They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:23:59I don't know. Something just goes off.
00:24:01Come on. That's ridiculous.
00:24:03I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:24:05Make out a promise to prove it?
00:24:06Mm-mm.
00:24:09Later.
00:24:12Let's go.
00:24:17Here we go.
00:24:19Piper is all tucked in, honey. Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:24:24To the newest member of our family.
00:24:26Cheers.
00:24:27Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:24:29Looks great.
00:24:30Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:24:32I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:24:36But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:24:40Ooh.
00:24:41Oh, no. Mom's testing him. She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:24:45You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:24:48Ow.
00:24:52Eva, sweetie.
00:24:54Kicking my foot.
00:24:55Oh, sorry, Mom.
00:24:57Oh, jeez.
00:24:59It's okay.
00:25:01Look, Mom, of course he knows it's...
00:25:03I would like to hear Max say it.
00:25:0412 pumpkin pies. Did I hear this right?
00:25:20They're the best kind.
00:25:22Well, of course. It's pumpkin pie.
00:25:26See? Are you happy now?
00:25:28That's good, but something still falls off.
00:25:31Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:25:34We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:25:40But our marriage is real.
00:25:42I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:25:46Now those are quality.
00:25:49Okay, well, then answer this.
00:25:52Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:25:55Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:25:59I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:26:01Well, um, it's...
00:26:04Silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:26:08Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:26:11Silly face?
00:26:13I am not paying extra for this.
00:26:16Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:26:18That's lousers.
00:26:20Nice.
00:26:21You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:26:24Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:26:28And I'm not just talking about William.
00:26:30I'll drink to that.
00:26:32I agree with you there.
00:26:33So, come on, guys. Let's eat.
00:26:36Come on.
00:26:48And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:26:51I have another room set up for Piper.
00:26:54Nice and festive for you.
00:26:56No complications, right?
00:26:58Sorry, honey.
00:26:59Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:27:00I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:27:02Oh, honey.
00:27:03Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:27:07Oh, I just remembered.
00:27:09The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:27:11Something about water conservation.
00:27:13That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:27:1515 minutes?
00:27:17Honey, it's no big deal.
00:27:18Just shower together.
00:27:20Yes.
00:27:21Shower together?
00:27:25Just shower together.
00:27:27Okay, you guys. Have a good night, okay?
00:27:33You heard her.
00:27:47Worst.
00:27:50Shower to shower.
00:27:5115 minutes?
00:27:53Honey, it's no big deal.
00:27:54Just shower together.
00:27:55Shower together?
00:27:57Shower together.
00:28:00Just shower together.
00:28:02Okay, you guys. Have a good night, okay?
00:28:08You heard her.
00:28:16Why are you stripping?
00:28:35Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:28:38Come on, we're wasting time.
00:28:39You have 15 minutes.
00:28:40Nice try.
00:28:41I am not showering with you.
00:28:43All right, suit yourself.
00:28:44All room for getting in there.
00:28:46Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:04Come on, Max.
00:29:05Get out of the way.
00:29:07We agreed, nothing physical.
00:29:09You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:29:11Relax.
00:29:11I won't touch you, unless you say you want me to.
00:29:17But that'll cost extra.
00:29:28In your dreams.
00:29:31Free to join me.
00:29:32You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:29:55You wish.
00:29:56Why don't you give in?
00:29:58Pray you'll fall for me.
00:29:59It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:30:03Oh, yeah?
00:30:04True.
00:30:16Holy shit.
00:30:20Um, this is, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:30:25I'll say.
00:30:27What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:30:30Still think you can resist?
00:30:33Baby.
00:30:34I don't think I want you.
00:30:41Shut up.
00:30:45Or maybe we should.
00:30:47God, he's such a good kisser.
00:30:49Why does this feel so familiar?
00:30:58Mom, we're so sexy.
00:31:09Max, we cannot do this.
00:31:11What?
00:31:12I didn't mean to cross any...
00:31:14It's not you, Max.
00:31:15It's us.
00:31:16It's this.
00:31:16This is all an act.
00:31:17Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:31:20You're right.
00:31:23I'm sorry.
00:31:24I just need to be sorry.
00:31:26Just...
00:31:26That birthmark.
00:31:40What is that?
00:31:43It's him.
00:31:44The man from New Year's.
00:31:45Is he Piper's father?
00:31:50Why are you acting?
00:31:52Oh, my God.
00:31:55Max is Piper's father.
00:31:58Are you okay?
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:00I just, um...
00:32:02I just got lightheaded.
00:32:03I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:32:05Alone.
00:32:08Of course.
00:32:11We have a daughter together.
00:32:13Oh, my God.
00:32:14What do I do?
00:32:16What do I do?
00:32:22I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:32:24You can take the bed.
00:32:26Thanks.
00:32:28Hey.
00:32:30Are you sure you're okay?
00:32:32Look, fake marriage aside,
00:32:33I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:32:36So if there's something you need,
00:32:37I can help.
00:32:39I want to help.
00:32:40He's Piper's father.
00:32:42He has a right to know.
00:32:44Um, Max?
00:32:47How would you feel
00:32:49if you found out you had a kid?
00:32:52A child?
00:32:56No, no, no.
00:32:57That's impossible.
00:32:58I'm very careful.
00:33:01Mostly.
00:33:04I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:33:05to sleep around.
00:33:06Family to me is a big commitment,
00:33:08and I don't want any loose ends.
00:33:11You know?
00:33:12Right.
00:33:14He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:33:16I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:33:19Why do you ask?
00:33:20No reason.
00:33:22Just curious.
00:33:24No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:33:27What?
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Well, then,
00:33:31can I ask you a question?
00:33:33Shoot.
00:33:34Where did you get these?
00:33:41And how did you know my exact size?
00:33:43I did not get those.
00:33:45I don't know where those came from.
00:33:47Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:33:50Give me the...
00:33:52Give me...
00:33:53Give me...
00:33:54Give me...
00:33:55Give me...
00:33:55Whoa!
00:34:05Oh...
00:34:06Eva,
00:34:07the truth is...
00:34:09is that I...
00:34:11Go, go, go, go, go.
00:34:15Just a second.
00:34:16Come in.
00:34:19Hey, hon.
00:34:20Oh, sorry for interrupting,
00:34:22but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:34:26before I tuck her in.
00:34:27You think you can take this one, Dad?
00:34:28We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:34:30I can see that.
00:34:32Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:34:34I mean, if you don't mind.
00:34:37Well, atta boy.
00:34:38You know what?
00:34:39Just put a shirt on.
00:34:40I'm gonna go get her.
00:34:41Piper, here comes Grandpa.
00:34:46He sprang to his sleigh,
00:34:48to his team gave a whistle,
00:34:50and away they all flew,
00:34:52like the down of a thistle.
00:34:53But I heard him exclaim,
00:34:55as he drove out of sight,
00:34:57Merry Christmas to all,
00:34:59and to all,
00:35:01a good night.
00:35:04If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:35:06she'd be over the moon.
00:35:09Good night, Piper.
00:35:09Is her dad still around?
00:35:16Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:35:18because you're her dad.
00:35:20Uh, no.
00:35:21That man has no idea
00:35:23what a treasure
00:35:24he's missing out on.
00:35:29Do you really think so?
00:35:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:35:33Maybe I should tell him.
00:35:36He deserves to know.
00:35:43Max.
00:35:47You're Piper's father.
00:35:49I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:35:57I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:35:57Where's Piper?
00:36:19She must have snuck off
00:36:25while we were asleep.
00:36:42God, he's such a good kisser.
00:36:44Just gonna kiss and run?
00:36:55Not on my watch.
00:37:00Yeah, this.
00:37:02I remember this.
00:37:03Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:37:17How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:37:20Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:37:21It was, uh, it was great.
00:37:23Wonderful.
00:37:24Well, it's about to get even better.
00:37:28Oh, no.
00:37:29What is that?
00:37:30Sardines and Saltines.
00:37:32It's a Smith family classic.
00:37:34It was my gram-grams favorite
00:37:35during wartime.
00:37:37Don't be shy.
00:37:37Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:37:40Max, you don't have to.
00:37:42No, no.
00:37:42It's okay.
00:37:43It's a Smith family staple.
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:56Yeah.
00:38:00Good?
00:38:06Mmm.
00:38:07Good?
00:38:08Squamful.
00:38:10Well, you two better get dressed.
00:38:12You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:38:15Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:38:18That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:38:20in her brood this year.
00:38:22What's the deal with them?
00:38:23Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:38:26Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:38:30Hey, don't worry.
00:38:32I'll protect you and Piper.
00:38:36Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:38:39Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:38:43Wait, that earring.
00:38:56Wait, that earring.
00:38:59You like it?
00:39:00I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:39:03Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:05Well, I don't really remember the details,
00:39:07but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:39:12Right.
00:39:13And it's just a common earring.
00:39:14Anyone can have it.
00:39:16Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:39:18She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:39:22So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:39:25But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:39:29What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:39:33An aging single mom.
00:39:35Slim pickings.
00:39:36I heard he's in waste management.
00:39:39That explains it.
00:39:40She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:39:44Oh, please, Miranda.
00:39:45Ava is your niece.
00:39:47Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:39:49Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:39:53Her track record speaks for itself.
00:39:54Exactly.
00:39:55Not like my Sierra.
00:39:57Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:02Oh, they're here.
00:40:04Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:11Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:13Merry Christmas.
00:40:15You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:40:17I am.
00:40:18I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:40:20Pleasure to meet you.
00:40:21Welcome.
00:40:21You're Ava's husband.
00:40:22But you are gorgeous.
00:40:27But what as handsome as you.
00:40:30Look at you two.
00:40:31You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:40:33Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:40:34Merry Christmas.
00:40:36This is for Max and I.
00:40:37Oh, my goodness.
00:40:39Thank you, Ava.
00:40:39Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:40:42Oops.
00:40:43Oh, my bad.
00:40:44Oh, a homemade gift.
00:40:47How thrifty.
00:40:49Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:40:51Mommy's right.
00:40:52You mean all the hacks?
00:40:54You little.
00:40:56You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:41:01Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:41:04Look what you just did to my mother.
00:41:06My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:41:09He could ruin your life.
00:41:23Mommy, are you okay?
00:41:25I'm fine.
00:41:26I'm just wet, huh?
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:27It's okay.
00:41:28It's okay.
00:41:31What are you?
00:41:33Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:41:36Did you just slap me?
00:41:38Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:41:40You're a fucking psycho.
00:41:42You know what, Sierra?
00:41:42I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:41:48Her family.
00:41:50She needs me.
00:41:55You okay, honey?
00:41:56Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:41:59Do something.
00:42:00You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:02I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:42:04Oh, wow.
00:42:05I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:42:11Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:42:13Let's call him.
00:42:15I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:42:18Please.
00:42:18Who do you think you are?
00:42:21Enough!
00:42:21There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:42:26Fine, Dad.
00:42:28Let it go, Nathan.
00:42:29They're just jealous.
00:42:32For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:42:35I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:42:39I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:42:42Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:42:44All right, that's enough.
00:42:45Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:42:48Is this a joke?
00:43:10Can you please pass me some food?
00:43:12Hold it.
00:43:13Who said you could eat anything else?
00:43:14My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:43:21My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:43:25King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:43:30Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:43:33And you don't get a single bite.
00:43:36It's just petty.
00:43:37Maybe so.
00:43:38But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:43:46Come on, let's go.
00:43:47No, no.
00:43:48Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:43:51Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:43:54I know, dear.
00:43:55I just want to have our family together.
00:43:57Fine.
00:43:58We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:01Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:03What was that?
00:44:03What?
00:44:03I just want to have our family together.
00:44:10Fine.
00:44:11We'll stay.
00:44:13Can I have a little nibble?
00:44:15It's okay, sweetie.
00:44:16We'll get something right after.
00:44:18Like drive-thru?
00:44:20I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:44:22That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:44:27No strays.
00:44:28Ow.
00:44:29Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:44:31Yes, please.
00:44:32You hit my child.
00:44:34You're fucking crazy.
00:44:35Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:44:42Don't worry, baby.
00:44:43I'll handle it.
00:44:47Don't worry, baby.
00:44:48I'll handle it.
00:44:52Piper.
00:44:54Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:44:57Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:01Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:03As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:45:06Actually, I do.
00:45:09He's such a liar.
00:45:10This ought to be hilarious.
00:45:12Oh, it will be.
00:45:15Sam.
00:45:17Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:45:20I'm already on my way.
00:45:26Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:45:28I'm already on my way.
00:45:31You hear this guy?
00:45:33He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:45:35From Antarctica.
00:45:37Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:45:40His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:45:43Max, what are you doing?
00:45:45Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:45:46Santa's already on his way.
00:45:47Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:45:57A helicopter?
00:46:05There's no way.
00:46:11How did you pull this off?
00:46:13Sam is like family.
00:46:15I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:46:16Thanks, boss.
00:46:18Boss?
00:46:19Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:46:22Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:46:24Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:46:28I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:46:31You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:46:34Mm-hmm.
00:46:37Come on.
00:46:40You can stop kidding around.
00:46:42If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:46:44pretending to be my husband?
00:46:45No, I actually am the CEO.
00:46:47Come on.
00:46:48You can stop the charade.
00:46:50Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:46:52Eva.
00:46:53I'm not pretending.
00:46:56Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:46:59How is this possible?
00:47:10This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:47:17Who are you?
00:47:19I told you.
00:47:20I'm Eva's husband.
00:47:21That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:47:24Wait.
00:47:25No.
00:47:25Hold on.
00:47:27You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:47:30You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:47:34Hmm.
00:47:35Some of the small ones.
00:47:37I mean, you know that.
00:47:39You work for me.
00:47:40Oh, God.
00:47:41I insulted my own boss.
00:47:43I'm finished.
00:47:48For tonight, your feast ends.
00:47:51And with that, your career.
00:47:53You're fired.
00:47:55Fired?
00:47:56Sam?
00:48:00Fired?
00:48:01Oh, God.
00:48:02I can't be fired.
00:48:05What?
00:48:06Mr. Harrison, please.
00:48:07You can have as much crab as you want.
00:48:10Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:48:12Guys, take out the trash.
00:48:20And you.
00:48:21Oh, me?
00:48:23Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:48:25That was a Christmas joke.
00:48:26A family tradition.
00:48:28Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:48:31Sam?
00:48:35Will you do me the honors?
00:48:38Gladly.
00:48:43Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:48:47Father, do something.
00:48:49Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:48:51I'm leaving.
00:48:53Mmm, pumpkin.
00:48:54My favorite.
00:49:00Come on, sweetie.
00:49:02Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:49:05Eat as much as you want.
00:49:06Thanks, Daddy.
00:49:10I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:49:12I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:49:15Honestly?
00:49:15This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:49:19Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:49:21Just like this.
00:49:22Does he really mean that?
00:49:24Or is he just playing the part?
00:49:26I can't tell.
00:49:28And that terrifies me.
00:49:34Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:49:35I brought you a gift.
00:49:36Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:49:39Oh, this is wonderful.
00:49:47Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:49:50Tell me everything.
00:49:52Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small-town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:49:58Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:50:01A high school dropout?
00:50:03In the Harrison family?
00:50:05Not a chance.
00:50:10She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:50:14Maximus seems to like her.
00:50:15Silence.
00:50:16Get me the address where she works.
00:50:18It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:50:20That's nice.
00:50:21We own that one.
00:50:23Good work.
00:50:24But take off that stupid hat.
00:50:35Thanks.
00:50:37So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:50:43Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:50:45And how about you?
00:50:50Me?
00:50:51Yeah.
00:50:53Are you happy with your new husband?
00:50:58Eva.
00:51:05That birthmark.
00:51:11Family to me is a big commitment.
00:51:14And I don't want any loose ends.
00:51:17You know?
00:51:18Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:51:20So much we're not telling each other.
00:51:21Uh...
00:51:22No feelings, no complications.
00:51:25That's what we agreed upon.
00:51:26Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:51:29Max.
00:51:30Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:51:31Well, it's cold.
00:51:35Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:51:39Max.
00:51:41I need to tell you something.
00:51:44Something important.
00:51:46What's gotten into her?
00:51:48Is she hiding something?
00:51:50Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:51:53I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:51:59Piper is...
00:52:01Piper is...
00:52:02Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:52:05Oh, sweetie.
00:52:06Oh, my gosh.
00:52:07It's unswollen.
00:52:08Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:52:11Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:52:12Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:52:16Come on, Piper.
00:52:20Okay, let me see.
00:52:24I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:52:28But that's not true.
00:52:30You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:52:34Uh...
00:52:34Daddy!
00:52:35No!
00:52:37Well...
00:52:37Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:52:45Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:52:52Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:54Please stay, Daddy.
00:52:59You think you will scar?
00:53:00I wouldn't worry about it.
00:53:07Scars make you look like a badass.
00:53:08I have one, too.
00:53:10Dad.
00:53:12I got that when I was about your age.
00:53:14Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:53:17Really?
00:53:18No way.
00:53:19No.
00:53:20It was actually a cactus.
00:53:21But it's still cool.
00:53:22I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:53:30Piper, how long have you had that?
00:53:32My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:53:40And how old are you?
00:53:41Six.
00:53:42Six?
00:53:43That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:53:46Okay, I found the first date kit.
00:53:48Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:53:50What do I even say?
00:53:54And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:53:56Sorry, honey.
00:53:57This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:54:01Um, yeah.
00:54:05Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:54:07Eva.
00:54:12Okay, look.
00:54:16Piper is...
00:54:19Go on.
00:54:20It must be an emergency.
00:54:28Excuse me.
00:54:30Sorry.
00:54:30I'll take this.
00:54:37Mommy, are you okay?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:41Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:54:44I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:54:46Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:54:51I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:54:55She's a high school dropout.
00:54:57Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:54:59And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:55:02I'm Eva's husband.
00:55:03Max.
00:55:04That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:55:09I'm sorry, Max.
00:55:13You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:55:15Your mother would take her away.
00:55:17After Christmas, it's over.
00:55:21Eva?
00:55:23Maximus?
00:55:24Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:55:25Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:55:28I'm not leaving her.
00:55:28Eva?
00:55:30Eva?
00:55:36This is for you, Grandma.
00:55:42Oh, wow.
00:55:44Oh, wow.
00:55:46Damn, these are nice.
00:55:48Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:55:51Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:55:58It's in the other room by the train set.
00:56:00Here, I'll go with you.
00:56:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:56:02Ready, ready?
00:56:03Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:56:06What do we got, guys?
00:56:06Billy.
00:56:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:56:13You never told me...
00:56:16...have we met before.
00:56:21Have we met before?
00:56:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:30I don't know what you're getting at.
00:56:33Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:56:44I don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:56:47They're very common.
00:56:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:56:51No matter how I feel about him.
00:56:55Maybe.
00:56:58Are you okay?
00:57:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:57:05No.
00:57:06I'm fine.
00:57:08Um...
00:57:09Oh, I almost forgot.
00:57:13I got you this.
00:57:15You got me a gift, too?
00:57:17Tis the season.
00:57:18Open it.
00:57:19Gloves.
00:57:32Gloves.
00:57:34Did you make these?
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:37I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:57:39...that's Christmas.
00:57:40You've already done so much for me.
00:57:42I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:57:46How do they feel?
00:57:48Warm, right?
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51Warm.
00:57:53Soft.
00:57:56Perfect.
00:57:57Thank you, Eva.
00:58:03I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:58:07Really?
00:58:09Yeah, my mom.
00:58:10She partied all the time.
00:58:11And I got gifts.
00:58:13Plenty of them.
00:58:14But I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:58:19Nothing personal.
00:58:21Well, you deserve it.
00:58:23You're a good guy.
00:58:25And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
00:58:33What if that day's today?
00:58:34What if I already found someone special?
00:58:42Right here.
00:58:42Right here.
00:58:43Max, we can't...
00:59:09If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
00:59:17Come on.
00:59:19I don't want you to stop.
00:59:26No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
00:59:29I don't want you to stop.
00:59:34No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
00:59:39I don't want you to stop.
00:59:42That's true.
00:59:43That's true.
00:59:44I want you.
00:59:47Oh, God, you weren't trying to be fucking insane.
01:00:00Hunter!
01:00:00Piper?
01:00:01She can't see me.
01:00:30Eva?
01:00:34Grandma, I'm up here.
01:00:48That was way too close.
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:51We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:00:57Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:01:01Can I still unwrap my present?
01:01:06You still haven't given me mine.
01:01:12Let me give it to you.
01:01:30Hello?
01:01:31Hello, Eva Smith.
01:01:32I'm Max's mother.
01:01:33Name your price.
01:01:34What will it take for you to leave my son?
01:01:35Hello?
01:01:36Hello, Eva Smith.
01:01:37I'm Max's mother.
01:01:38Name your price.
01:01:39What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:01:40What?
01:01:41What?
01:01:42What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:01:43What?
01:01:44What?
01:01:45We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:01:46Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:01:47My son will find a better wife and a better mother.
01:01:48What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:01:53What?
01:01:54We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:01:55Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:01:56My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:02:00Piper is my daughter.
01:02:01And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:02:02So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to
01:02:07you.
01:02:08What?
01:02:09What?
01:02:10What?
01:02:11What?
01:02:12What?
01:02:13What?
01:02:14What?
01:02:15What?
01:02:16What?
01:02:17What?
01:02:18What?
01:02:19What?
01:02:20What?
01:02:21What?
01:02:22What?
01:02:23What?
01:02:24What?
01:02:25What?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27What?
01:02:28What?
01:02:29Dan?
01:02:30Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:02:36Are you okay?
01:02:40We made it through Christmas, so I think it's the best we go our separate ways.
01:02:47What are you talking about?
01:02:50It's over, it's not that hard to understand.
01:02:55Eva, what?
01:02:56Eva, what?
01:02:58So last night meant nothing to you?
01:03:04Max, it's not real.
01:03:07None of it was real.
01:03:09So, it's just a goodbye.
01:03:12Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:03:15Look.
01:03:18Last night, I let my guard down.
01:03:22But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:03:24And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:03:27Just tell me what you need.
01:03:30I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:03:34Just say the word.
01:03:41You don't get it.
01:03:43You don't get it.
01:03:51I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:03:54I won't give up on us.
01:04:15Are we here?
01:04:17Yes.
01:04:17As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:04:25Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:04:27We're home.
01:04:31How can she just walk away?
01:04:33Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:04:43It's part of the agreement, too.
01:04:45Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:04:48You promised.
01:04:50Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:04:52Can you do this for me, please?
01:04:53All right, fine.
01:04:57When?
01:04:58Two days.
01:05:00I'll come pick you up.
01:05:01No need.
01:05:03Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:05:04Okay.
01:05:05I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:05:15So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:05:18Thank you, sweetie.
01:05:19If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:05:23I love you.
01:05:44Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:05:46Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:05:48Boss?
01:05:50Boss?
01:05:53Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:05:57I need to go win back my family.
01:06:00Family?
01:06:01Boss, are you okay?
01:06:03Never better.
01:06:05Go get her, Max.
01:06:10Give it your best smile.
01:06:12Ah, there he is.
01:06:15Maximus, darling.
01:06:17I have some prospects for you.
01:06:19Nice high society girls from the city.
01:06:22Oh.
01:06:27I told you.
01:06:28I already found the woman I love.
01:06:32Well, I...
01:06:33Maximus, stop this.
01:06:38That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:06:42Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:06:44and I'll find you another.
01:06:46You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:06:49No, I'm not.
01:06:50Oh?
01:06:52I work in waste management,
01:06:54and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:06:57I'm Eva's husband,
01:06:58and I'm a father.
01:07:01What?
01:07:02Oh, that's her.
01:07:17The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:07:22Hi.
01:07:22Welcome in.
01:07:23Can I help you find something?
01:07:25I wanted to try those.
01:07:26Yes.
01:07:30Awesome.
01:07:30I'll get him for you right away.
01:07:34What?
01:07:37Oh, that's her.
01:07:49The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:07:54Hi, welcome in.
01:07:56Can I help you find something?
01:07:58I want to try those.
01:08:02Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:05Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:11No, no, no.
01:08:13I know what I want.
01:08:14Size seven.
01:08:15Oh, Biddy can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:08:21Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:08:29Ignore her, she's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:08:32Here, let me help you.
01:08:33Come on.
01:08:37She seems kind.
01:08:40I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:08:47She's just doing her job.
01:08:50How do they feel?
01:08:51Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:08:55I think I need a size up.
01:08:57Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:01Right away.
01:09:03I'll be right back.
01:09:04She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:09:07Was I wrong about her?
01:09:08Are you glooming here, Beckman?
01:09:27Well, who gives a shit?
01:09:29She can't walk.
01:09:33That's just pure evil.
01:09:36Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:09:41She's in a wheelchair.
01:09:43Who cares?
01:09:43It's the last pair.
01:09:45I get paid commission.
01:09:52I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:09:55See?
01:09:57This is your whole problem.
01:09:59This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:03I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:06I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:09She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:12People who insult her all day?
01:10:15I'm your manager.
01:10:20Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:10:22or you're fired.
01:10:29Did I stutter?
01:10:34You don't have to fire me.
01:10:38I quit.
01:10:39I don't work here anymore.
01:10:47Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:10:50They're broken.
01:10:51Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:10:53You're a good person, after all.
01:10:57Looks like I misjudged you.
01:10:59I'm sorry?
01:11:00Okay?
01:11:00Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:04Get out.
01:11:11You're not disabled?
01:11:12Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:17Absolutely shameful.
01:11:19Who are you?
01:11:21I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:11:25and the owner of this store.
01:11:27You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:11:29You're the mother of the CEO?
01:11:31I am.
01:11:33And you, my dear, are fired.
01:11:36What did I do?
01:11:40You are a good person.
01:11:43From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:11:49Are you serious?
01:11:52That's right.
01:11:54Don't be nervous, child.
01:11:56You are professional, responsible,
01:11:59far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:05You.
01:12:06Out.
01:12:08I'll leave.
01:12:11I'm leaving.
01:12:14I...
01:12:15I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:18No.
01:12:19Don't worry.
01:12:20You're getting a promotion.
01:12:23You deserve it, my dear.
01:12:27First assignment?
01:12:29I want that row,
01:12:31and that row,
01:12:33and the entire display case.
01:12:36Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:12:38Hmm?
01:12:39Okay.
01:12:40Yeah.
01:12:42Once we're home,
01:12:43I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:12:45I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:12:55She's the mother of a CEO.
01:12:57Of course she lives like this.
01:12:58Mm-hmm.
01:13:08Mrs. Harrison?
01:13:10I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:11Max?
01:13:15Eva.
01:13:17What are you doing here?
01:13:20I, uh...
01:13:21There you are, Eva.
01:13:24Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:13:27My new daughter-in-law.
01:13:30What are you talking...
01:13:32That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:13:37Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:13:41Stop.
01:13:43And you?
01:13:44You lied to me at the store.
01:13:47You were both just testing me?
01:13:49Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:13:51I'm sorry, Eva.
01:13:52I thought you might be using my son
01:13:54just after his money.
01:13:56But I was wrong.
01:13:58Eva, please.
01:13:58I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:01Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:14:03How could you think that of me?
01:14:05It's not like that, dear.
01:14:08Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:10Mom, what did you do?
01:14:12I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:15We're not together.
01:14:17And I can't love something that was never real.
01:14:24I made a horrible mistake.
01:14:27What are you waiting for, son?
01:14:28Go after her!
01:14:33Eva.
01:14:34Let me go!
01:14:35I swear, it's not what you think.
01:14:37We come from two completely different worlds.
01:14:39Stop pretending like you care!
01:14:40I'm not pretending!
01:14:42Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:14:44And everything I've done for you,
01:14:45and Piper,
01:14:46this is real.
01:14:52Touch my wife again,
01:14:53and I will...
01:14:54King!
01:14:55God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:14:58I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:15:02a good father.
01:15:03Just say the word.
01:15:07See?
01:15:10Stop fighting.
01:15:11We belong together.
01:15:16You're wrong.
01:15:17Wrong about what?
01:15:19That you care?
01:15:21Or we belong together?
01:15:23Look, I already told you.
01:15:24We're from two completely different worlds.
01:15:27Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:15:29and I met your mother,
01:15:29like we discussed.
01:15:30I don't know if they get divorced from my fake husband.
01:15:37Eva.
01:15:40Eva!
01:15:43I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:15:45Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:15:47Are you okay, Mommy?
01:15:58Yeah, sweetie.
01:15:59I'm fine.
01:16:01Come here.
01:16:09No, you're not fine.
01:16:11You're sad.
01:16:14I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:17I miss Daddy, too.
01:16:22I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:16:27Don't you want to be with him?
01:16:30Love bug.
01:16:32You're right.
01:16:34What am I doing?
01:16:35Running like a coward?
01:16:38Always taught you to be brave.
01:16:41Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:16:44I believe in you.
01:16:45What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:16:47I know exactly what to say to him.
01:16:53Maximus deserves to know.
01:16:55Piper is his daughter.
01:17:03Enough sulking.
01:17:05Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:17:08Don't you think I want to?
01:17:11She doesn't want me.
01:17:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:17:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:17:16You can't abandon her.
01:17:18Mom, you don't get it.
01:17:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:17:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:17:26What are you talking about?
01:17:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:17:32Piper is your daughter.
01:17:33What?
01:17:34See it for yourself.
01:17:42I was right.
01:17:43Seven years ago.
01:17:45New years, that woman was Eva.
01:17:47Eva!
01:17:59Hey.
01:18:01Daddy!
01:18:03Daddy!
01:18:05Piper!
01:18:05I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:16You came back.
01:18:20I, uh...
01:18:20Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:18:30I, uh...
01:18:32I was scared.
01:18:34But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:18:37Because what we have is real,
01:18:38and it's worth fighting for.
01:18:41Sweetheart, I have...
01:18:43something to tell you.
01:18:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:18:49Piper is your daughter.
01:18:51You knew.
01:18:52My sweet granddaughter.
01:18:54Mama!
01:18:55Oh!
01:18:58Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:19:01but you've known this whole time?
01:19:02I was scared.
01:19:04Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:19:06I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:19:10How could you not know how I felt?
01:19:20I love you, Eva.
01:19:26I love you, too.
01:19:28I promise.
01:19:30For the rest of my life,
01:19:31I'm going to make it up to you.
01:19:34As long as we're together,
01:19:35it doesn't matter where we are.
01:19:37Will you marry me, Eva?
01:19:50For real this time?
01:19:51Yeah, yes.
01:19:53Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:59Yes!
01:19:59Yes!
01:19:59Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:20:09and the Christmas after that
01:20:11and forever.
01:20:14I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:20:21Who's that?
01:20:23Eva!
01:20:24Take me back!
01:20:29I'm sorry!
01:20:30I'm struck you, I'm tired!
01:20:34Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:20:37Again.
01:20:40No?
01:20:41Not funny?
01:20:42No?
01:20:42No?
01:20:42No?
01:20:42No?
01:20:43No?
01:20:43No?
01:20:43No?
01:20:43No?
01:20:43No?
01:20:43No?
01:20:44No?
01:20:44No?
01:20:45No?
01:20:45No?
01:20:46No?
01:20:46No?
01:20:47No?
01:20:48No?
01:20:49No?
01:20:50No?
01:20:51No?
01:20:52No?
01:20:53No?
01:20:54No?
01:20:54No?
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