Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas #reelshort
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00:00:00I'm on the space shuttle for the second time
00:00:02and this guy passes out
00:00:04Alright, it's about that time
00:00:06So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:08Uh, uh
00:00:14Yeah, him
00:00:16Hi!
00:00:18Just play along
00:00:206, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:00:24Hey!
00:00:30You have a cute scar
00:00:50It's just my birthmark
00:00:52If you want me to stop, tell me now
00:00:56I don't want you to stop
00:00:58I don't want you to stop
00:01:00Oh
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00:01:30I was so drunk last night
00:01:32I can't remember who I was with
00:01:34I must return this to her so I can see her again
00:01:44Happy New Year
00:01:46Sam, it's me
00:01:48Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:01:50I don't care how, just do it
00:01:52I will find you
00:01:54I will find you
00:01:58Maximus
00:02:00Can you get married already?
00:02:02Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:04I need grandkids
00:02:06I need you to-
00:02:07Message received mom
00:02:08I need to go now
00:02:10I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:12Seven years
00:02:20Seven years
00:02:22Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:24And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:34Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:36Boss, it's been years
00:02:38I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:02:42Your vest, sir
00:02:44Uh, but first we found your fake Christmas wife
00:02:46She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:02:48Blonde hair, red top
00:02:50And, sir, make sure you use an alias
00:02:52We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:54Or she'll jack up the price
00:02:56Good
00:02:57Finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:01Hi
00:03:02One iced vanilla latte please
00:03:04And one hot chocolate
00:03:06I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:10Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:03:15Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend
00:03:18It's just for Christmas
00:03:19But mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:22Where's my real one?
00:03:24Uh...
00:03:30I'll tell you when you're older
00:03:32Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:34Daddy!
00:03:35No!
00:03:36Whoa!
00:03:38Daddy!
00:03:39No!
00:03:40I'm sorry
00:03:41I'm not your dad
00:03:43No, I know you're my daddy
00:03:44Just as handsome as I thought
00:03:45Oh
00:03:47Mommy, hurry!
00:03:48Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:03:49I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:03:50He's gorgeous
00:03:51Ugh
00:03:52Ugh
00:03:53Why is she...
00:03:54Why is she...
00:03:55Why is she...
00:03:56Why is she...
00:03:57Why is she...
00:03:58No, I'm sorry
00:03:59I'm sorry
00:04:00I'm not your dad
00:04:01I'm not your dad
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy
00:04:03Just as handsome as I thought
00:04:04Oh
00:04:05Mommy, hurry
00:04:06Why is he...
00:04:07Why is she...
00:04:08Why is she...
00:04:09Why is he...
00:04:10Why is she...
00:04:11...feel so familiar
00:04:12agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:21Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:24She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:28You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:30So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:33See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:35Hi, my name's Cybert. What's your name?
00:04:38Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:41Max, Aurelius.
00:04:42Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:48I just need a wife for the holidays. I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:54So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:00$1,000 an hour?
00:05:01Well, yeah.
00:05:03It's $500 a day.
00:05:05Is that enough?
00:05:07That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:08Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:10That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:12You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:14Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:16Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:22And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:28So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:31Fine.
00:05:32But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:35Ready to go get married?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:42Ready to go get married?
00:05:42Wow.
00:05:52Clean up nice.
00:05:58This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:00Pictures.
00:06:01Pictures.
00:06:02Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:12Oh, I think we got it.
00:06:36Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:43and have a happy family.
00:06:44Yeah, of course.
00:06:45Happy holidays, Mom.
00:06:57From my family to you.
00:07:07Bad news, boss.
00:07:09The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:13Wait, she bailed?
00:07:14And who is?
00:07:18Who is she?
00:07:20Whatever.
00:07:21It doesn't matter.
00:07:23I've got what I need.
00:07:26Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:28I already found someone.
00:07:34Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:37Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:39Christmas shopping?
00:07:41I should come.
00:07:42Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should
00:07:47have some say in the gifts.
00:07:49It will make it more believable.
00:07:53Fine.
00:07:54Yeah, fine.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56You can come.
00:07:56Let's go.
00:08:04Which mall are we going to?
00:08:06Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:08Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:09Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:20Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:25Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:29She does kind of look like him.
00:08:37So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:42Here, let me get this.
00:08:45I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:46Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:08:57in front of them.
00:08:59Okay.
00:09:00Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:02No, no, definitely not.
00:09:04And absolutely no.
00:09:05Sex?
00:09:06Yes.
00:09:08This is strictly business.
00:09:10Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:12What?
00:09:15Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:18I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:24Let's go.
00:09:31Here.
00:09:32What are you doing?
00:09:33I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:37Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:43Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:4650% off pies?
00:09:48Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5012 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:51They're the best kind.
00:09:53Hurry up and go.
00:09:54Go.
00:09:54What are you standing here for?
00:09:57Hello there.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:59You ready?
00:09:59Yes, yeah.
00:10:00Just these things.
00:10:00Okay, great.
00:10:02We have a holiday special today.
00:10:04Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:09Oh, great.
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:11What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:13Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:15I just got here.
00:10:17Relax.
00:10:18Yeah, yeah.
00:10:21Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:23Okay, thank you.
00:10:26Hurry up and pay.
00:10:27I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:32You can wait your turn.
00:10:38Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:40Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:47Not the pies.
00:10:48We can just set those on top.
00:10:54Hi, guys.
00:10:56I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:02Of course.
00:11:03Thank you so much.
00:11:05Of course.
00:11:05I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:08She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:09Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:11Just to give it away.
00:11:14Merry Christmas.
00:11:15Bye.
00:11:15Merry Christmas.
00:11:20What?
00:11:21You do that often?
00:11:23As often as I can.
00:11:29We should go.
00:11:30We got to pick up paper.
00:11:31Okay.
00:11:34Watch out.
00:11:39You done feeling me up?
00:11:57Shut up.
00:11:57Oh, sorry.
00:11:58I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:00Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:02And don't be late.
00:12:07And don't be late.
00:12:20Harrison Group?
00:12:21Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:24Sort of.
00:12:25Not that I'm judging.
00:12:26I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:32Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:35I think that's respectable.
00:12:37Can we pick another company?
00:12:39No.
00:12:40Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:42And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:43My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:45So, it's perfect.
00:12:46Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:12:54Don't worry.
00:12:55Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:12:57I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:00Too much.
00:13:01Let's go, Sam.
00:13:23It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:25Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:29It's my daughter's.
00:13:32Daughter's.
00:13:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:51Hey, there they are!
00:13:53Hey!
00:13:54Nice to meet you!
00:13:56Aw.
00:13:56Dad.
00:13:57Aren't you native?
00:13:58Aw.
00:13:59I missed you.
00:14:00So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:04He's coming.
00:14:06Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:08Good, good, good.
00:14:10So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:13When's he arriving?
00:14:15Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:20Poor thing.
00:14:20Not surprising.
00:14:22I mean, she's 30.
00:14:23Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:26Oh, no.
00:14:27Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:31This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:36Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:41We're only worried about you.
00:14:43All these years without a husband.
00:14:45Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:47You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:51And look what happened.
00:14:52She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:56I'm not alone.
00:14:57Mm-hmm.
00:14:58And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:04He's a manager.
00:15:06Manager of what?
00:15:08Trash.
00:15:10Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:14You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:17Actually, he's right here.
00:15:21Oh, wow.
00:15:24Wow.
00:15:25Wow.
00:15:26He is really good looking.
00:15:29Ah, must be AI.
00:15:31Mm-hmm.
00:15:31Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:35Fake.
00:15:35That's enough.
00:15:36She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:39Show some respect.
00:15:40Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:46him down?
00:15:47Well, guess what?
00:15:48William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:51Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:54That's half a million.
00:15:56Half a million.
00:15:58Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:01And speak of the devil.
00:16:06Willie, you made it.
00:16:17There you are.
00:16:20Oh, look at you now.
00:16:23Living the dream.
00:16:24Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:26Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:16:30waste manager.
00:16:32So married, huh?
00:16:34Is it serious?
00:16:36That's what marriage is.
00:16:38It's pretty serious.
00:16:39Wow.
00:16:41You must have rushed to tithing out, huh?
00:16:43Makes sense, though.
00:16:44You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:48Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:50A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:53Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:16:56That's right.
00:16:58Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:02Women love a man in red.
00:17:04Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:07Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:09Don't touch me.
00:17:10Oh, so entitled.
00:17:13Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:16And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:21I mean, look at that car.
00:17:23Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:26Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:30Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:34I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:41My mom would never marry.
00:17:43She already has a husband.
00:17:44He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:50Is that so?
00:17:51Well, then, where is he?
00:17:53Because I don't see him.
00:17:55Does anyone see him?
00:17:57Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:04That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:07And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:13Hey.
00:18:13Mommy.
00:18:14Hey, are you okay?
00:18:16I see your hands.
00:18:17Oh, my God.
00:18:18I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:20Come on, honey.
00:18:21Let's go.
00:18:23What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:25How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:30Let me go.
00:18:31Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:36Let me go.
00:18:37Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:58Max, you came.
00:19:00Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:04Where's Piper?
00:19:05William Hitter?
00:19:07Mom, Deadhub, take her inside.
00:19:09Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:12Well, well, well.
00:19:14If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:17That's right.
00:19:19Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:23Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:26It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:27I'm Max.
00:19:28Eva told us all about you.
00:19:30From New York.
00:19:31Polite.
00:19:31Handsome.
00:19:32Just like she said.
00:19:35Wow.
00:19:36He was an AI.
00:19:37See?
00:19:38He's real.
00:19:40And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:43Son of a bitch.
00:19:44You just ruined my suit.
00:19:46And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:47That pristine automobile.
00:19:49That car, oh my God, that's worth more than a house.
00:19:55That car.
00:19:56It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:03Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:10And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:12I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:14You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:16You stole it.
00:20:18That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:20Jesus.
00:20:21How did he get away with it?
00:20:22That's what I want to know.
00:20:24Enough, please.
00:20:25I trust my daughter.
00:20:29She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:33Max, be honest with me.
00:20:35Where did that car come from?
00:20:37How much did you want for it?
00:20:39I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:43So?
00:20:44You need a breath, man.
00:20:48All right, that's it.
00:20:49I'm calling the cops.
00:20:50Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:52Wait.
00:20:53What?
00:20:53Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:20:57Oh, well.
00:20:58Too late.
00:21:05Listen, hon.
00:21:06I believe you.
00:21:08But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:12Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:13It's my car.
00:21:14Okay?
00:21:14It's not stolen.
00:21:16Yeah?
00:21:17If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:19Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:21Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:24I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:26But then you have to get lost.
00:21:28And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:30Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:33Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:35Loser!
00:21:36Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:39Jesus.
00:21:41Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:44It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:47Here.
00:21:49Title and proof of ownership.
00:21:58Mr. Harrison?
00:22:02Mr. Harrison?
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:06Just play alone.
00:22:10Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:11Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:15Yes, sir!
00:22:17I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:19Please, accept my serious apologies.
00:22:20Please.
00:22:31Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:35You fooled me.
00:22:36What can I say?
00:22:37Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:41Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:43Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:44We were just looking out for you.
00:22:47Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:49You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:51Soon.
00:22:52Do you think that you could help him get a foot in the door?
00:22:55A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:00We are family, aren't we?
00:23:02Family takes care of each other.
00:23:04If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:09Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:13Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:19My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:22You're your best life.
00:23:23My new son-in-law.
00:23:25Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:27Welcome to the family.
00:23:28Welcome.
00:23:28Come on in.
00:23:32Come on in.
00:23:36This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:38You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:42My fault.
00:23:43You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:46Hey, how do you have that car?
00:23:58And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:00And how do you...
00:24:01I told you.
00:24:02I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:04I have a friend in high places.
00:24:06A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:11Yes.
00:24:12It's the season of giving.
00:24:13He knows people.
00:24:15Has connections.
00:24:16He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:19You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:20Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:22Capisce?
00:24:22Oh, my God.
00:24:23Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:26Dad!
00:24:27Mom!
00:24:28Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:31Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:38I think they get it, hon.
00:24:42Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:43Oh, she's fine.
00:24:45Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:48And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:53Great.
00:24:54See you in a bit, shall we?
00:24:56What are you doing?
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:01Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:06Relax.
00:25:07It was just a hug.
00:25:09Ugh.
00:25:11We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:14You'll be okay.
00:25:15It's just one week.
00:25:16Kill me now.
00:25:17Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:20What are you doing?
00:25:27That's weird.
00:25:28They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:31I don't know.
00:25:31Something just feels off.
00:25:33Come on.
00:25:33That's ridiculous.
00:25:35I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:37Make them promise to prove it?
00:25:39I don't like this.
00:25:41Later.
00:25:42Let's go.
00:25:48Here we go.
00:25:51Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:25:53Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:25:56To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:25:59Aw.
00:26:00Welcome.
00:26:01Cheers.
00:26:02Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:03Looks great.
00:26:04Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:06I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:11But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:15Mmm.
00:26:16Oh, no.
00:26:16Mom's testing him.
00:26:17She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:19You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:23Ow, Eva, sweetie.
00:26:29Kicking my foot.
00:26:30Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:32Oh, jeez.
00:26:34It's okay.
00:26:36Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:37I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:45Um.
00:26:45Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:26:54Did I hear this right?
00:26:54They're the best kind.
00:26:57Well, of course.
00:26:58It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:00See?
00:27:01Are you happy now?
00:27:03That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:06Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:09We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:14But our marriage is real.
00:27:16I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:20Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:24Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:27Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:30Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:34I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:37Well, um, it's...
00:27:39Silly face.
00:27:40Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:43Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:45Silly face.
00:27:48I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:50Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:52Christmas gift.
00:27:52Those blazers.
00:27:54That's nice.
00:27:56You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:27:58Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:02And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:05I'll drink to that.
00:28:06I agree with you there.
00:28:07So, come on, guys.
00:28:09Let's eat.
00:28:10Come on.
00:28:19And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:25I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:28Nice and festive for you.
00:28:31No complications, right?
00:28:32Sorry, honey.
00:28:34Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:35I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:37Oh, honey.
00:28:38Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:39Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:43The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:45Something about water conservation.
00:28:47That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:4915 minutes?
00:28:51Honey, it's no big deal.
00:28:53Just shower together.
00:28:55Shower together?
00:28:59Just shower together.
00:29:00Okay, you guys.
00:29:01Have a good night, okay?
00:29:06You heard her.
00:29:09Oh, wow.
00:29:30Why are you stripping?
00:29:32Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:35Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:36You have 15 minutes.
00:29:37Nice try.
00:29:38I am not showering with you.
00:29:40All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:41I'll remember from getting in there.
00:29:43Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:01Come on, Max.
00:30:03Get out of the way.
00:30:04We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:06You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:08Relax.
00:30:09I won't touch you.
00:30:11Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:15But that'll cost extra.
00:30:26In your dreams.
00:30:28Free to join me.
00:30:29You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:30:52You wish.
00:30:54Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:55Pray you'll fall for me.
00:30:56It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:00Oh, yeah?
00:31:02Proof.
00:31:02Holy shit.
00:31:06This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:22I'll say.
00:31:24What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:27Still think you can resist?
00:31:30Baby.
00:31:31I don't think I want you.
00:31:33Oh, maybe we should.
00:31:43Maybe we should.
00:31:44God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:47Why does this feel so familiar?
00:31:55Mom, we're so sexy.
00:31:58Max, we cannot do this
00:32:07What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:11It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:16You're right
00:32:18I'm sorry
00:32:20We just need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:28That birthmark
00:32:32What is that?
00:32:40It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:32:47Why are you acting?
00:32:50Oh my God. Max is Piper's father
00:32:53Are you okay?
00:32:56Yeah, I just, um... I just got lightheaded
00:32:59I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:01Alone
00:33:02Of course
00:33:05We have a daughter together
00:33:09Oh my God
00:33:10What do I do?
00:33:18I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:19You can take the bed
00:33:21Thanks
00:33:22Hey
00:33:25Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:28Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:30I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:32So if there's something you need
00:33:33I can help
00:33:34I want to help
00:33:36He's Piper's father
00:33:38He has a right to know
00:33:40Um, Max
00:33:42How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:47A child?
00:33:51No, no, no
00:33:52That's... that's impossible
00:33:54I'm very careful
00:33:56Mostly
00:33:57I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:02Family to me is a big commitment
00:34:04And I don't want any loose ends
00:34:06You know?
00:34:08Right
00:34:08He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:11I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:14Why do you ask?
00:34:16No reason
00:34:17Just... just curious
00:34:19No, I... I feel like you're going somewhere with this
00:34:23What?
00:34:25No
00:34:25Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:29Shoot
00:34:30Where did you get these?
00:34:36And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:39I did not get those
00:34:41I don't know where those came from
00:34:42Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:34:48Get me the best
00:34:49Get me the best
00:34:50Get me the best
00:34:51Woo!
00:34:51Woo!
00:35:00Oh, Eva
00:35:03The truth is
00:35:04Is that I
00:35:06Go, go, go, go, go
00:35:10Just a second
00:35:11Come in
00:35:13Hey, hon
00:35:14Oh!
00:35:16Sorry for interrupting
00:35:17But Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in
00:35:21Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:23We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:24I can see that
00:35:26Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:28I mean, if you don't... if you don't mind
00:35:30Well, atta boy
00:35:32You know what?
00:35:33Just put a shirt on
00:35:34I'm going to go get her
00:35:36Piper!
00:35:37Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:41He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:42To his team gave a whistle
00:35:44And away they all flew
00:35:46Like the down of a thistle
00:35:47But I heard him exclaim
00:35:49As he drove out of sight
00:35:51Merry Christmas to all
00:35:53And to all
00:35:55A good night
00:35:56If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:01She'd be over the moon
00:36:02Good night, Piper
00:36:04Is her dad still around?
00:36:10Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:12Because you're her dad
00:36:14Uh, no
00:36:15That man has no idea
00:36:18What a treasure
00:36:19He's missing out on
00:36:21Do you really think so?
00:36:26From the bottom of my heart
00:36:27Maybe I should tell him
00:36:30He deserves to know
00:36:31Max
00:36:38You're Piper's father
00:36:43I'll tell you when the time's right
00:36:52Where's Piper?
00:37:17She must have snuck off
00:37:19While we were asleep
00:37:20God, he's such a good kisser
00:37:38Just gonna kiss and run
00:37:48Not on my watch
00:37:50Yeah, this
00:37:55I remember this
00:37:57Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:09How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:13Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:14It was, uh, it was great
00:38:15Wonderful
00:38:16Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:18Oh, no
00:38:21What is that?
00:38:23Sardines and saltines
00:38:24It's a Smith family classic
00:38:26It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:28During wartime
00:38:29Don't be shy
00:38:30Go ahead, grab a handful
00:38:31Max, you don't have to
00:38:34No, no, it's okay
00:38:35It's a Smith family staple
00:38:38Oh, uh
00:38:40Yeah
00:38:56Good?
00:38:57Good?
00:38:57Good?
00:38:58Good?
00:39:00Scrunches
00:39:01Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:04You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:05Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:11That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:12And her brood this year
00:39:14What's the deal with them?
00:39:16Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:18Says Piper's a fatherless brat
00:39:21Hey, don't worry
00:39:24I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:26Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:30Just in case
00:39:31Well
00:39:32Looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:39:35Wait, that earring
00:39:47Wait
00:39:49That earring
00:39:50You like it?
00:39:53I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:39:55Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:58I don't really remember the details
00:39:59But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:03Right
00:40:04And it's just a common earring
00:40:06Anyone could have it
00:40:07Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:09She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:12So Ava and Piper
00:40:16Still aren't here
00:40:18But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:20What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:25An aging single mom
00:40:27Slim pickings
00:40:29I heard
00:40:29He's in waste management
00:40:31That explains it
00:40:32She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:35Oh please, Miranda
00:40:37Look
00:40:37Ava is your niece
00:40:39Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:40:41Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:40:44Her track record speaks for itself
00:40:46Exactly
00:40:47Not like my Sierra
00:40:49Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:40:52Oh
00:40:54They're here
00:40:56Merry Christmas, everybody
00:40:58Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:04Merry Christmas
00:41:05You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:08I am
00:41:08I'm Ava's husband
00:41:10Max
00:41:11Pleasure to meet you
00:41:12Welcome
00:41:12You're Ava's husband
00:41:14But
00:41:15You're gorgeous
00:41:17But
00:41:19Not as handsome as you
00:41:21Look at you two
00:41:22You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:24Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:26Merry Christmas
00:41:26This is from Max and I
00:41:29Oh my goodness
00:41:30Thank you, Ava
00:41:31Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:41:33Oops
00:41:34Oh my bad
00:41:36Oh
00:41:36A homemade gift
00:41:38How thrifty
00:41:39Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:41:42Mommy's right, you mean all high
00:41:44You little
00:41:46You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:41:50Or you will lose yours
00:41:51Oh
00:41:52I think you broke my wrist
00:41:55Look what you just did to my mother
00:41:57My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:00He could ruin your life
00:42:03Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:16I'm fine
00:42:16I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:18Yeah
00:42:18It's okay
00:42:19It's okay
00:42:19What are you?
00:42:24Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:27Did you just slap me?
00:42:29Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:31You're a fucking psycho
00:42:32You know what, Ciara?
00:42:33I can take your little insults
00:42:35But leave my family out of this
00:42:37Her family
00:42:40She needs me
00:42:41You okay, honey?
00:42:47Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:49Do something
00:42:50You don't know who you're messing with
00:42:52I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:42:55Oh, wow
00:42:56I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that
00:42:58You're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:01Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:04Let's call him
00:43:05I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:08Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:11Enough!
00:43:14There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:16Fine, Dad
00:43:18Let it go, Nathan
00:43:20They're just jealous
00:43:22For Grandpa's sake
00:43:24I'll let you off easy
00:43:25I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:29I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:31For slapping some sense into you
00:43:33Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:34Alright, that's enough
00:43:35Everyone come inside
00:43:37And sit down
00:43:38Is this a joke?
00:44:00Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:03Hold it
00:44:03Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:05My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:08My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:14King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:17And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:19Three times the price
00:44:21Fifty times the flavor
00:44:23And you don't get a single bite
00:44:25It's just petty
00:44:27Maybe so
00:44:28But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:32Fine
00:44:33Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:36Come on, let's go
00:44:37No, no
00:44:37Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:44:41Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:44:42But they're treating us like
00:44:44I know, dear
00:44:45I just want to have our family together
00:44:47Fine
00:44:48We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:44:51Better a stray than a bitch
00:44:53What was that?
00:44:57I just want to have our family together
00:44:59Fine
00:45:00We'll stay
00:45:01Can I have a little napole?
00:45:05It's okay, sweetie
00:45:05We'll get something right after
00:45:07Like drive-thru?
00:45:10I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:12That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:16No strays
00:45:18Ow
00:45:18Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:21Yes, I'm fine
00:45:21You hit my child
00:45:23You're fucking crazy
00:45:24Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:26Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:28Don't worry, baby
00:45:33I'll handle it
00:45:34Don't worry, baby
00:45:37I'll handle it
00:45:38Piper
00:45:42Sweetie
00:45:43Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:46Okay, sweetheart
00:45:50Give me two minutes
00:45:51And one phone call
00:45:52As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:45:55Actually, I do
00:45:56He's such a liar
00:45:59This ought to be hilarious
00:46:00Oh, it will be
00:46:03Sam
00:46:05Yeah, send the troops
00:46:07And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:10I'm already on my way
00:46:11Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:17I'm already on my way
00:46:18You hear this guy?
00:46:21He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:23From Antarctica
00:46:25Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:46:28His silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:31Max, what are you doing?
00:46:34Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:46:35Santa's already on his way
00:46:36Actually
00:46:37Five
00:46:39Four
00:46:40Three
00:46:41Two
00:46:42One
00:46:44A helicopter?
00:46:54There's no way
00:46:56How did you pull this off?
00:47:01Sam is like family
00:47:02I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:04Thanks, boss
00:47:05Boss?
00:47:07Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:09Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:11Eva, I think it's time you
00:47:13Actually know the truth
00:47:14I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:17You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:22Mm-hmm
00:47:23Come on
00:47:26You can stop kidding around
00:47:29If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:47:32Pretending to be my husband?
00:47:33No, I actually am the CEO
00:47:35Come on
00:47:36You can stop the charade
00:47:37Okay, this is just another favor
00:47:39From that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:40Eva
00:47:40I'm not pretending
00:47:42Mr. Harrison
00:47:45The Antarctic king crab
00:47:46As you requested
00:47:47How is this possible?
00:47:59This loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:48:02And has his own personal chef?
00:48:05Who are you?
00:48:06I told you
00:48:07I'm Eva's husband
00:48:08That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:11Wait, no
00:48:13Hold on
00:48:13You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:20You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:21Some of the small ones
00:48:24I mean, you know that
00:48:26You work for me
00:48:27Oh, God
00:48:28I insulted my own boss
00:48:30I'm finished
00:48:32Oh, God
00:48:37I insulted my own boss
00:48:39I'm finished
00:48:40Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:48:43Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:48:45Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:48:47For tonight
00:48:48Your fee stands
00:48:49And with that
00:48:51Your career
00:48:52You're fired
00:48:53Fired?
00:48:55Sam
00:48:55Fired?
00:49:00God
00:49:01I can't be fired
00:49:02What?
00:49:05Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:06You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:08Please
00:49:09Mr. Harrison
00:49:09I'll do anything
00:49:10Guys
00:49:12Take out the trash
00:49:13And you
00:49:19Oh, me?
00:49:22Mr. Harrison
00:49:23Come on
00:49:24That was a Christmas joke
00:49:25A family tradition
00:49:27Yeah, well
00:49:28There's a new family tradition
00:49:29Sam
00:49:30Will you do me the honors?
00:49:37Glassy
00:49:38Merry Christmas, Aunt Marie
00:49:43Father, do something
00:49:48You kind of deserve that
00:49:50I'm leaving
00:49:51Mmm, pumpkin
00:49:53My favorite
00:49:54Come on, sweetie
00:50:00Daddy had this crab line
00:50:02Just for you
00:50:03Eat as much as you want
00:50:04Thanks, Daddy
00:50:05I am so sorry
00:50:10I ruined your Christmas
00:50:11I just couldn't take them
00:50:12Treating you like that
00:50:13Honestly
00:50:13This is the best Christmas
00:50:16I've ever had
00:50:17Well, if you want
00:50:18We can have many more
00:50:19Just like this
00:50:20Does he really mean that
00:50:22Or is he just playing the part
00:50:24I can't tell
00:50:25And that terrifies me
00:50:27Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison
00:50:33I brought you a gift
00:50:34Here's the paternity test
00:50:35Between the boss
00:50:36And that little girl
00:50:37Oh
00:50:37Oh
00:50:38This is wonderful
00:50:45Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:50:47Tell me everything
00:50:50Miss Eva Smith
00:50:51Single mother
00:50:51Small town gal
00:50:53Didn't finish high school
00:50:54Currently works in retail
00:50:55Oh, Maximus
00:50:57I thought I raised you better
00:50:58A high school dropout
00:51:01In the Harrison family?
00:51:03Not a chance
00:51:05She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:12Maximus seems to like her
00:51:13Silence
00:51:13Get me the address
00:51:15Where she works
00:51:16It's Happy Heels
00:51:17On Broadway
00:51:17That's nice
00:51:19We own that one
00:51:21Good work
00:51:22But take off that stupid hat
00:51:24Thanks
00:51:34So your dad insisted
00:51:36That I try this wine
00:51:37That he's been saving
00:51:38For 20 years
00:51:39Sounds like he's happy
00:51:42With his new son-in-law
00:51:43And how about you?
00:51:48Me?
00:51:49Yeah
00:51:49Are you happy
00:51:52With your new husband?
00:51:56Eva
00:51:57That birthmark
00:52:08Family to me
00:52:09Is a big commitment
00:52:11And I don't want
00:52:12Any loose ends
00:52:13You know?
00:52:15Maximus
00:52:15There's so much
00:52:16We don't know
00:52:17So much
00:52:17We're not telling each other
00:52:18No feelings
00:52:21No complications
00:52:22That's what we agreed upon
00:52:23Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:52:25Max
00:52:27Yeah, I guess you're right
00:52:28It's cold
00:52:31Maybe I'll go grab
00:52:33Some more firewood
00:52:34Max
00:52:36I need to tell you something
00:52:39Something important
00:52:43What's gotten into her?
00:52:46Is she hiding something?
00:52:47Is this the part
00:52:48Where you tell me
00:52:48There's no Santa?
00:52:50I haven't been
00:52:51Completely honest with you
00:52:52Piper is
00:52:56Piper is
00:52:59Mommy
00:52:59Daddy
00:53:00My hand hurts
00:53:01Sweetie
00:53:03Oh my gosh
00:53:03It's unswollen
00:53:05Must have been
00:53:05When that witch
00:53:06Smacked her with the fork
00:53:07Earlier
00:53:07Listen, you stay here
00:53:08With daddy
00:53:09Mommy's gonna go
00:53:09Get a first aid kit
00:53:10Okay?
00:53:13Come on, Piper
00:53:14Okay, let me see
00:53:18I promise
00:53:22I won't let anyone
00:53:23Hurt you or mommy
00:53:24Again
00:53:25But that's not true
00:53:26You were leaving
00:53:27After Christmas
00:53:28Aren't you?
00:53:29Daddy
00:53:32No
00:53:32Well
00:53:34Don't you dare
00:53:41Disrespect my husband
00:53:42Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:47Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:49Really?
00:53:50Please stay, daddy
00:53:51You think it was scar?
00:53:58Hmm
00:53:59I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:02Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:04I have one, too
00:54:05Dad
00:54:07I got that when I was about your age
00:54:10Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:13Really?
00:54:14No way
00:54:14No
00:54:15It was actually a cactus
00:54:17But it's still cool
00:54:18I have something like that
00:54:22On the back of my neck
00:54:23Piper
00:54:26How long have you had that?
00:54:28My mom said I had that
00:54:29When I was born
00:54:30And how old are you?
00:54:37Six
00:54:38Six?
00:54:39That one night stand
00:54:40Was about seven years ago
00:54:42Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:54:43Ivar, are you sure
00:54:45We haven't met before?
00:54:46What do I even say?
00:54:50And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:52Sorry, honey
00:54:52This man's your dad
00:54:53And he didn't know you existed
00:54:55Till now
00:54:55Um
00:54:57Yeah
00:54:58Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:03Eva
00:55:03Okay, look
00:55:08Piper is
00:55:12Go on
00:55:18It must be an emergency
00:55:25Excuse me
00:55:27Sorry
00:55:28I took this
00:55:29Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:38Yeah
00:55:38Mommy's just realizing
00:55:41She's a coward
00:55:42I don't even have the guts
00:55:44To tell the truth
00:55:45Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:49I'm telling you, Max
00:55:51That woman is manipulating you
00:55:53She's a high school dropout
00:55:55Doesn't even have a decent job
00:55:57And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:55:59I'm Eva's husband
00:56:01Max
00:56:02That man has no idea
00:56:04What a treasure
00:56:05He's missing out on
00:56:07I'm sorry, Max
00:56:11You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:13Your mother would take her away
00:56:15After Christmas
00:56:16It's over
00:56:17Eva?
00:56:20Maximus
00:56:21Are you even listening to me?
00:56:24No, mom, mom
00:56:25Listen
00:56:25I'm sorry
00:56:26Okay
00:56:26Eva's my wife
00:56:27And I've made up my mind
00:56:28I'm not leaving her
00:56:30Eva?
00:56:37Thank you
00:56:38This is for you, Grandma
00:56:44Oh, wow
00:56:50That's so cool
00:56:52What did you make?
00:56:53Derek, this is from Eva and I
00:56:56Oh, thank you so much
00:56:58Thanks, guys
00:56:59I'm glad you're here
00:57:01Got it!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:04Damn, these are nice
00:57:06Thanks
00:57:06Grandpa
00:57:07Language
00:57:08Little ears
00:57:10Piper
00:57:15Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:17It's in the other room
00:57:17By the train set
00:57:18Here, I'll go with you
00:57:19Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:21Ready?
00:57:22Ready?
00:57:22Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:24What do we got, guys?
00:57:25Billy
00:57:25Walking home from our house
00:57:27Christmas Eve
00:57:28You never told me
00:57:33Have we met before?
00:57:40Have we met before?
00:57:42She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:45I don't know what you're getting at
00:57:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:57:54I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:03Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:04They're very common
00:58:05I feel so awful
00:58:07But I can't lose my child
00:58:08No matter how I feel about him
00:58:11Maybe
00:58:14Are you okay?
00:58:17Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:22No
00:58:23I'm fine
00:58:24Um
00:58:26Oh, I almost forgot
00:58:29I got you this
00:58:32You got me a gift, too?
00:58:34Tis the season
00:58:35Open it
00:58:37Gloves
00:58:50Did you make these?
00:58:53Yeah
00:58:53I know this is a fake marriage
00:58:56But
00:58:56That's Christmas
00:58:57You've already done so much for me
00:58:59I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:01How did I feel?
00:59:05Warm, right?
00:59:07Yeah
00:59:07Warm
00:59:09Soft
00:59:11Perfect
00:59:14Thank you, Eva
00:59:19I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:22Really?
00:59:24Yeah, my mom
00:59:27She partied all the time
00:59:28And
00:59:29I got gifts
00:59:30Plenty of them
00:59:31But
00:59:31I don't think she ever bought one herself
00:59:34Nothing
00:59:36Personal
00:59:37Well, you deserve it
00:59:39You're a good guy
00:59:41And
00:59:43Someday you'll
00:59:44Find
00:59:45Someone special
00:59:46To
00:59:47Spend all your Christmases with
00:59:49What if that day's today?
00:59:54What if I already found someone special
00:59:57Right here
01:00:00Max
01:00:24We can't
01:00:25If you want me to stop
01:00:28You better tell me right now
01:00:30Come on
01:00:35I don't want you to stop
01:00:37No matter how many years pass
01:00:44I still can't resist him
01:00:46I want you to stop
01:00:48You better tell me right now
01:00:50No matter how many years pass
01:00:52It's about
01:00:54try and
01:00:55Come on
01:00:56It's true
01:00:57It's true
01:00:58It's true
01:00:59I don't want you
01:01:00Thank
01:01:00I want you
01:01:01It's true
01:01:02It's true
01:01:03I want you
01:01:03Yeah
01:01:04It's true
01:01:04I want you
01:01:04It's true
01:01:05It's true
01:01:05It's true
01:01:06Oh God, you weren't trying to be fucking insane
01:01:10We're driving. We're looking insane.
01:01:16Piper!
01:01:25Piper?
01:01:27She can't see us.
01:01:40Eva?
01:01:49Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:03That was way too close.
01:02:05Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:11Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:16Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:21You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:27Let me give it to you.
01:02:40Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:02:41I don't know.
01:02:42Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:02:46Hello?
01:02:47Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother.
01:02:49Name your price.
01:02:50What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:02:52Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:02:55Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:02:56Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:02:58Hello?
01:02:59Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:00Hello?
01:03:01Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:18What?
01:03:19We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:32Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:44Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:50You okay?
01:03:55Look, we made it through Christmas, so I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:02What are you talking about?
01:04:04It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:10Eva, wait!
01:04:14So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:21Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:04:25So, it's just a goodbye?
01:04:29Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:32Look.
01:04:34Last night...
01:04:37I let my guard down.
01:04:38But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:41And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:44Just tell me what you need.
01:04:46I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:04:51Just say the word.
01:04:52You don't get it.
01:04:57You don't get it.
01:04:59You don't get it.
01:05:03I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:06I won't give up on us.
01:05:15I won't give up on us.
01:05:31Are we here?
01:05:33Yes.
01:05:34As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:40Piper.
01:05:41Sweetie, wake up.
01:05:42We're home.
01:05:44How can she just walk away?
01:05:56Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:05:59It's part of the agreement too.
01:06:01Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:04You promised.
01:06:06Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:08Can you do this for me please?
01:06:11All right, fine.
01:06:13When?
01:06:15Two days.
01:06:16I'll come pick you up.
01:06:18No need.
01:06:19Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:06:21I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:31So don't give up.
01:06:32Okay, daddy?
01:06:34Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:35If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:06:37I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:51I love you.
01:06:52I love you.
01:06:53I love you.
01:06:54I love you.
01:06:55I love you.
01:06:56I love you.
01:06:57I love you.
01:06:59Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:01Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:03Boss?
01:07:05Boss?
01:07:09Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:12I need to go win back my family.
01:07:15Family?
01:07:16Boss, you okay?
01:07:18Never better.
01:07:20Go get her, Max.
01:07:25Give it your best smile.
01:07:26Ah, there he is.
01:07:29Maximus, darling.
01:07:31I have some prospects for you.
01:07:33Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:39Oh.
01:07:41I told you.
01:07:42I already found the woman I love.
01:07:46What?
01:07:49Maximus, stop this.
01:07:52That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:07:55Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:07:57and I'll find you another.
01:07:59You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:02No, I'm not.
01:08:04Oh?
01:08:06I work in waste management,
01:08:08and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:10I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:08:12And I'm a father.
01:08:15What?
01:08:29That's her.
01:08:31The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:34Hi.
01:08:35Welcome in.
01:08:36Can I help you find something?
01:08:38I want to try those.
01:08:42Awesome.
01:08:43I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:45Are you?
01:08:47Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:52No, no, no.
01:08:53I know what I want.
01:08:55Size 7.
01:08:57Oh, Biddy can't even walk,
01:08:59but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:01Come on.
01:09:02She wants the white shoes.
01:09:08Ignore her.
01:09:09She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:11Here, let me help you.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:17She seems kind.
01:09:20I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:26She's just doing her job.
01:09:28How do they feel?
01:09:30Well, I love the style,
01:09:32but it's too small.
01:09:34I think I need a size up.
01:09:36Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:40Right away.
01:09:42I'll be right back.
01:09:44She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:09:46Was I wrong about her?
01:09:47Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:09:50Well, who gives a shit?
01:09:52She can't walk.
01:09:54That's just pure evil.
01:09:57Oh, come on.
01:09:59Oh, come on.
01:10:01Oh, come on.
01:10:03Oh, come on.
01:10:05Oh, come on.
01:10:07Oh, come on.
01:10:09Oh, come on.
01:10:11Oh, come on.
01:10:13Oh, come on.
01:10:15Oh, come on.
01:10:16Oh, come on.
01:10:17St. Eva.
01:10:19She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:20Who cares?
01:10:21It's the last pair.
01:10:23I get paid commission.
01:10:29I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:32See?
01:10:34This is your whole problem.
01:10:37This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:41I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:44I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:46She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:49People who insult her all day?
01:10:52I'm your manager.
01:10:54I'm your manager.
01:10:58Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:06Did I stutter?
01:11:07I stutter.
01:11:11You don't have to fire me.
01:11:15I quit.
01:11:20I don't work here anymore.
01:11:22Listen.
01:11:24Don't buy the shoes.
01:11:26They're broken.
01:11:27Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:29You're a good person after all.
01:11:32Looks like I misjudged you.
01:11:35I'm sorry?
01:11:37Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:41Get out!
01:11:47You're not disabled?
01:11:49Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:53Absolutely shameful.
01:11:55Who are you?
01:11:57I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:01and the owner of this store.
01:12:02You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:05Mother of the CEO?
01:12:07I am.
01:12:09And you, my dear, are fired!
01:12:12What did I do?
01:12:16You are a good person.
01:12:18From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:25Are you serious?
01:12:27That's right.
01:12:29Don't be nervous, child.
01:12:30You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:41You.
01:12:42Out!
01:12:44I'll leave.
01:12:47I'm leaving.
01:12:48I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:54No, don't worry.
01:12:56You're getting a promotion.
01:12:58You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:03First assignment?
01:13:05I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:11Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:13Hm?
01:13:14Okay.
01:13:15Yeah.
01:13:17Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:21I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:24She's the mother of a CEO.
01:13:25Of course she lives like this.
01:13:31Mrs. Harrison? I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:33Max?
01:13:34Eva?
01:13:35What are you doing here?
01:13:37I, uh...
01:13:39There you are, Eva!
01:13:40Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:13:42My new daughter-in-law.
01:13:43What are you talking...
01:13:44That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:13:45I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:47I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:49Max?
01:13:51Eva?
01:13:52What are you doing here?
01:13:54I, uh...
01:13:56There you are, Eva!
01:13:58Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:01My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:04What are you talking...
01:14:06That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:13Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:15Stop!
01:14:17And you?
01:14:18You lied to me at the store!
01:14:21You were both just testing me?
01:14:23Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:25I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:27I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:30But I was wrong.
01:14:32Eva, please.
01:14:33I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:35Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:14:38How could you think that of me?
01:14:40It's not like that, dear.
01:14:42Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:45Mom!
01:14:46What did you do?
01:14:47I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:50We're not together.
01:14:52And I can't love something that was never real.
01:14:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:00What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:02Go after her!
01:15:04Eva.
01:15:06Let me go!
01:15:07I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:08But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:09Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:10I'm not pretending!
01:15:11Okay?
01:15:12I can't fake what we have.
01:15:13And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:17Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:20Max, you came.
01:15:21God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:15:22I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:15:25Just say the word.
01:15:26See?
01:15:27Stop fighting!
01:15:28We belong together.
01:15:30You're wrong.
01:15:31Wrong about what?
01:15:32That you care?
01:15:33And I'll be my friend once again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:37Max, you came.
01:15:39God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:15:41I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, good father, just say the word.
01:15:46See?
01:15:47Stop fighting.
01:15:50We belong together.
01:15:51You're wrong.
01:15:53Wrong about what?
01:15:55That you care?
01:15:57Or we belong together?
01:15:58Look, I already told you.
01:16:00We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:02Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:06Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:16:11Eva!
01:16:15Eva!
01:16:17I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:19Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:27Ow!
01:16:29Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:31Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:16:33Come here.
01:16:42No, you're not fine. You're sad.
01:16:46I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:50I miss Daddy, too.
01:16:55I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:16:59Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:03Lovebug.
01:17:05You're right.
01:17:06What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:17:08I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:13Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:16I believe in you. What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:20I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:22Maximus deserves to know, Piper is his daughter.
01:17:31I'll be right back.
01:17:32I'll be right back.
01:17:33I'll be right back.
01:17:35I'm not sulking.
01:17:36Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:17:40Don't you think I want to?
01:17:42She doesn't want me.
01:17:44I didn't raise you to give up.
01:17:46Your daughter is still out there.
01:17:47You can't abandon her.
01:17:49Mom, you don't get it.
01:17:50I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:17:54And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:17:58What are you talking about?
01:17:59I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:03Piper is your daughter.
01:18:05What?
01:18:06See for yourself.
01:18:13I was right.
01:18:14Seven years ago.
01:18:16New Years.
01:18:17That woman was Eva.
01:18:29Eva!
01:18:31Hey.
01:18:33Daddy!
01:18:35Daddy!
01:18:36Piper!
01:18:39I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:44You came back.
01:18:50I, uh...
01:18:53Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:01I, uh...
01:19:03I was scared.
01:19:05But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:07Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:11Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:15I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:19Piper is your daughter.
01:19:21You knew.
01:19:23My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:25Grandma!
01:19:29Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:19:31But you've known this whole time?
01:19:33I was scared.
01:19:34Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:19:36I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:19:40How could you not know how I felt?
01:19:53I love you, Eva.
01:19:56I love you, too.
01:19:58I promise.
01:20:00For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:01As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:18For real this time?
01:20:20Yeah, yes!
01:20:22Yes, of course, I'll marry you!
01:20:28Yes!
01:20:29Hi!
01:20:37Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever!
01:20:44I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:20:51Who's that?
01:20:53Eva!
01:20:54Take me back!
01:20:56Take me back!
01:20:59I'm sorry!
01:21:00I struck you tired!
01:21:04Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:07Again.
01:21:10No?
01:21:11Not funny?
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