00:00Oh, another bitch is tripping.
00:13This bitch is a man from Detroit.
00:15Oh, wow.
00:17Oh, that's different.
00:19No, honestly, I had to watch this a couple of times to determine if it was a man or a woman.
00:25Oh, you weren't.
00:26I see.
00:26Because of their reaction when a goat chased them through Detroit.
00:32Okay.
00:32Don't expect a goat to chase you through Detroit.
00:34I will.
00:35If this is anyone on the show, if Court was chased by a goat onto his car and made these noises.
00:44Okay.
00:45This is a guy?
00:46This is a man, dude.
00:47This is a man, baby.
00:48He's heard the video.
00:50I just assumed it was a lady.
00:52Yeah.
00:53So did I.
00:54It's a man.
00:55Are we sure?
00:55Yes, according to the report.
00:59I didn't read the report.
01:00Well, we will listen to it in a moment.
01:02But here's the video.
01:04And this is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:06A loose goat started chasing people through a Detroit neighborhood the other day.
01:12Here's the one man.
01:15Okay.
01:16Climbing onto his car.
01:17That goat's like up on his car.
01:35Goats like to get on top of cars.
01:36They will go.
01:37It's not where to hide from them.
01:38No.
01:40They're like, what are you doing on top of my perch?
01:43Is this Court?
01:44I don't know.
01:45I think mine would be worse.
01:46It sounds like a very Court scream.
01:49We can't see him.
01:50No.
01:50Okay.
01:51So listen again and think of it as Court.
01:52Oh!
01:53He's walking in it.
01:55Ah!
01:56What are you doing?
01:59Ah!
02:00Court, get down!
02:01Oh my God!
02:02Court!
02:03Ah!
02:04When the goat jumps up.
02:06Oh my God.
02:08He loses it.
02:10I think he has more bass.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Ah!
02:12Amazing.
02:15But anyway, here's the story on this from Fox 2 News.
02:19You might have seen this floating around social media this weekend.
02:21A video that's gone viral of a guy here on Detroit's west side.
02:25He was running and screaming from a goat.
02:28Well, it turns out that video is just the beginning of this story.
02:33Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.
02:36Well, now he is.
02:40They're buds.
02:41But a couple of days ago, this was Daylon Scott.
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45He's dropping it.
02:46Ah!
02:46Look at this!
02:48Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:51Don't want to offend you, but a lot of people thought that that was a girl scream when you
02:56jumped up on that car.
02:58What do you got to say for yourself?
03:01I mean, he scared the female out of him.
03:03You know what I'm saying?
03:04I mean, look at him.
03:05Daylon and brother Jupiter Star, not his real name, meeting Smokey the Goat for the first
03:10time Monday since he got loose and scared the...
03:13Ah!
03:13...out of him.
03:14I just wasn't expecting a neighborhood.
03:16Not at all in a neighborhood.
03:17That's a real f***ing goat!
03:19That's a real goat!
03:20What the f***?
03:21Just like a big brother would, this was Jupiter Star's reaction.
03:24Just look through the window, making sure he was okay.
03:26And my mom running outside with a knife, trying to...
03:28Trying to...
03:29Your mom brought a knife?
03:30Yeah, she brought a knife, trying to get it to him.
03:32But she's so scared of animals.
03:33With mom's help, Daylon made it inside their Westside Detroit home.
03:37Ah!
03:39Go, go, go!
03:43They have an unscientific theory why Smokey was so excited.
03:47The goat was trying to hump us.
03:48In true Detroit fashion, it doesn't in there.
03:52Okay, then it's okay to make those noises.
03:54If a goat takes you, what does that potion note say?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Rape!
03:59You know.
04:00Forced.
04:00It was rape!
04:02If a goat's trying to take you, you can make those noises.
04:06That's the only time.
04:07Go, go, go!
04:09They have an unscientific theory why Smokey was so excited.
04:14The goat was trying to hump us.
04:15In true Detroit fashion, it doesn't in there.
04:18Comfrey and Dandelion and Fenugreek and...
04:21Chaparral.
04:22Cue Dr. Bob.
04:23This is where you do the body work.
04:25What is this psychedelic shack this guy runs?
04:28Court!
04:29Court, you gotta go!
04:32You never passed that place before?
04:33No, the psychedelic healing shack?
04:36No.
04:37It's over there?
04:38Is it close?
04:38Is it close?
04:38Yeah.
04:39No.
04:39No.
04:41I gotta go with court.
04:42It's in this neighborhood right here?
04:44No, down.
04:44Oh, down more.
04:46This looks like a really cool place.
04:47This is where you do the body work.
04:49Right.
04:49The brothers' investigation into the loose goat led them down the street from their house
04:53to the psychedelic healing shack.
04:54I kind of look like a goat.
04:57But, you know, they're just gentle creatures, and they're biblical, and they're very healing.
05:03The doc took in Smokey and Perfect and Angel.
05:06If it was up to me, they might be in the house, but my wife's not going for that one.
05:11He's currently locked horns with the city of Detroit for proper permitting to keep the crew.
05:15And now that Smokey cannot escape, the brothers hope he can stay.
05:23What?
05:24He's always blowing farts at you, you know?
05:26That noise is going to haunt me.
05:27All right, so here in Detroit, you can have ducks and chickens and honeybees.
05:32Dr. Bob says goats are still in a gray area.
05:35He plans to fight the city so he can keep his trio.
05:38Reporting live at Detroit's west side, Jessica Dupnack, Fox 2 News.
05:43Don't let him keep his goats.
05:45He's got to keep his goats.
05:46Yeah, I mean, you got to let's keep them fenced in, though, but, you know.
05:52What happens at the psychedelic healing shack?
05:54I think you can tell, Dave, what's happening there.
05:58We're going to get you healed up real quick.
06:00Here, just, uh, there's a bag.
06:02I'm just amazed Court hasn't been there.
06:04Oh, my God, I don't.
06:04Oh, it's a vegetarian restaurant, too.
06:06What?
06:07That's right.
06:08The only veggies we eat is shrooms.
06:13I thought it was, like, some sort of, like, you get your beads and your crystals.
06:19Yeah, that's what I would have thought, too.
06:21And your shrooms.
06:23Okay, so it's not.
06:24Court probably has his own healing room, you know what I mean?
06:27I do.
06:28Yeah, I thought so.
06:30Oh, their website is not great.
06:32No.
06:32Oh, jeez.
06:34Certain things are being said.
06:36I would trust this place with a vegan meal.
06:39I don't know if you should.
06:42Check the text first, Court.
06:44Check the text message.
06:45Yeah, check the messages, Court.
06:49Before you...
06:49Don't show this.
06:50Don't show this.
06:51Oh, wow.
06:52Just making sure.
06:53Okay, okay.
06:54I'm going to just turn the...
06:56You know, I'm not really hungry.
06:58What is that?
07:01I'll stick with my own little psychedelic room.
07:03Nope.
07:10Sounds like...
07:11Oh, no.
07:17No, no, no, no.
07:18Oh, boy.
07:20Yeah.
07:20Keep reading.
07:21Absolutely not.
07:22Yeah, they should have done some background.
07:26All right, then.
07:26Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.
07:31Boop-boop.
07:32I'm going to get the goats out of there.
07:34You know what?
07:34It's always safer to have?
07:36Your own psychedelic room.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Like, if you're into that kind of stuff, in your own home.
07:44Your own don't-touch-me-there room.
07:46Yep.
07:47Anyway, the scream was funny.
07:49Yeah!
07:49Yeah, so funny.
07:51Those goats, to me, are a lot more terrifying.
07:53The ones of goats that have what really looks like devil horns.
07:57Yeah.
07:57You know?
07:58Like, those are creepy horns to me.
08:00The other ones were just super cute.
08:03But the one that chases you down and tries to hump you and farts at you, I mean, that thing
08:09is terrifying.
08:12I'm going to get a post-it note here first.
08:14Okay.
08:14Post-it note.
08:15Use a thick pen, please.
08:16I'm going to use this here.
08:18Use a thick.
08:19Let's pass it around.
08:22Oh, my.
08:23Lie.
08:27Yep.
08:27That's according to-
08:28My goodness.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Oh, sorry.
08:32I forgot.
08:32I don't want to see it.
08:33There you go.
08:34Can you even see it?
08:35I can't read it.
08:36Liar!
08:36I can't see it.
08:38I'm too far away.
08:40That's why you lie.
08:40Yes, I can read it.
08:42Of course.
08:42You want me to say it?
08:43No.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:44No.
08:46Yeah, that's his other problem.
08:47He's like, sorry, I just say whatever's on the post.
08:50Anyways.
08:50Scared the female out of me is a great line.
08:53Because I've had the female scared out of me, too.
08:55I think we can all relate to that.
08:57He really-
08:58Oh, my God.
08:59Amazing.
08:59Scared the female out of me.
09:05When it jumps up on the head.
09:09He's trying to hump him, which is more funny.
09:14We took the swear words out, but you can hear it all up at DavidTuckTheFreak.com.
09:18It's amazing.
09:19I love when his mom comes out, too, with the knife.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:22And someone's with the mom and has her hair all up.
09:26Oh, that wasn't?
09:27Oh, I don't know.
09:28I mean, I couldn't.
09:29That wasn't the person with the knife.
09:32No, no.
09:33Yeah, it must have been a family member that came out as well, right?
09:36Yeah.
09:37There was two of them.
09:39Her.
09:40That's the mom with the knife, but then someone else comes out.
09:43Oh, I missed.
09:45Oh, it's a crazy place.
09:47Yeah, it is wild.
09:48Yeah, it is wild.
09:51Incredible.
09:51Outro music.
09:52Yeah.
09:52I'm elegan at the bottom.
09:53I missed.
09:54I missed.
09:55Okay.
09:56Oh, yeah.
09:59Yeah.
09:59Yeah, I missed.
10:04Yeah, yeah.
10:05Yeah.
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