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00:00:30I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:32I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:34You don't need a truce.
00:00:36One, two, tested.
00:00:38I'll have a rest!
00:00:42He's a will as a cocksplat.
00:00:44A town like this tends to lead itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard,
00:00:51you begin to question what the difference is between imagining and living.
00:00:54Just me then?
00:00:56Think about it.
00:00:57Why are we settling for such blazing banality?
00:00:59I can over you with life more magic than any mushroom ever picked.
00:01:03Better than every puppet's gag I get's hailed in every nest all at once.
00:01:06So come on!
00:01:07Who's with me?
00:01:08Aye, you gobshite.
00:01:09I'm not trying to start a cult, and if I am, it's a cult of the mind.
00:01:13It's all there for us in our heads,
00:01:15so join me in starting a new existence within ourselves.
00:01:22Okay, so no more to be in my cult.
00:01:24Fair enough, it doesn't matter anyway because I can just imagine it.
00:01:27So there, I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secrets of a perfect existence, but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:38You're lost.
00:01:39Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:42is the closer I get to realizing that I might as well be dead.
00:01:46This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:48Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a big shock, I'm sorry.
00:01:53Thank you, man!
00:01:54I'm sorry.
00:01:55Oh my god!
00:01:56Oh!
00:01:57Oh my god.
00:01:58Oh my god!
00:02:00Let's go!
00:02:03Okay!
00:02:04Oh my god!
00:02:05Give me shite!
00:05:10No, we don't stop mortadella.
00:06:10Donal, I can't go out when I come.
00:06:12You're not allowed in here.
00:06:13Go and play or something.
00:06:14You can't tell me what to do.
00:06:15Do you want me to tell your dad?
00:06:16Do you want me to tell your dad?
00:06:17Play now!
00:06:19You ever gonna have any of your own?
00:06:21No, I'm not really bothered.
00:06:35Aurora Borealis!
00:06:37She's coming!
00:06:39Okay.
00:07:09so
00:08:09Hello?
00:08:25Put down the phone.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Hang up.
00:08:29Pick up the phone.
00:08:34Yes mother.
00:08:37Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:42It takes so long to do anything.
00:08:45How long have I been asking him about painting the back wall in the living room?
00:08:48It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:51Have you been taking your tablets?
00:08:53No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:08:59My throat says no.
00:09:00The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:03I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:05I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:06These people know what they're talking about.
00:09:08Dr. Smith was the one who told me I'm afraid of you.
00:09:10At least I know where I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:12And he's right.
00:09:13I mean...
00:09:14You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the...
00:09:17He said that?
00:09:18I saw him at bingo.
00:09:19He actually said that?
00:09:20You don't have any hobbies or real puss.
00:09:22I know about cheese?
00:09:23You look great.
00:09:24Excuse me?
00:09:25But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:28Worst of all?
00:09:29You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:31And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:32Just worry about you.
00:09:33And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:10:03anен loan.
00:10:04And that's probably why I couldn't stop you here now.
00:10:09But he was justctored in the room.
00:10:11Do you want to break that just a bit?
00:10:13I love to go.
00:10:14You will talk about it before your life,
00:10:17but as a improvement with cheese happens.
00:10:19I hooked you up with cheese on the smiling device.
00:10:23I'm really trying to help me,
00:10:25but I wanted to break things down on theème shortcut.
00:10:27I saw them when they did this,
00:10:29I saw them on the outside table,
00:11:32Hello?
00:11:34Hello?
00:11:36Hello?
00:11:38Hello?
00:11:40Hello?
00:11:42Hello?
00:11:44Hello?
00:11:46Hello?
00:11:48Is this the help line?
00:11:50No, you've got the wrong number.
00:11:52Oh!
00:11:53Hello?
00:11:54Hello?
00:11:55Hello?
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:57Hello?
00:11:58Is this the help line?
00:11:59No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:01Oh!
00:12:02Hello?
00:12:03Hello?
00:12:04Hello?
00:12:05Hello?
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:07Hello?
00:12:08Hello?
00:12:09Hello?
00:12:11Hello?
00:12:13Hello?
00:12:14Huh?
00:12:15Hello?
00:14:56Yeah.
00:14:57Yeah.
00:14:58Got any music?
00:15:00You want something to drink?
00:15:02Yes, please.
00:15:03Just help yourself to anything you want in the mini bar.
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:08You guys should really drink here.
00:15:21Makes working in a supermarket easier.
00:15:23Can't really conjure up the energy to resent it through a hangover.
00:15:30This is a good song.
00:15:34Cheers.
00:15:35Oh.
00:15:36Boy, you're a mess.
00:15:38No, you're a mess too.
00:15:40All right.
00:15:41Let's go.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:44Let's go.
00:15:45Let's go.
00:15:46Let's go.
00:15:47Let's go.
00:15:48Let's go.
00:15:49Let's go.
00:15:50Let's go.
00:15:51Let's go.
00:15:52Let's go.
00:15:53Let's go.
00:15:54Let's go.
00:15:55Let's go.
00:15:56Let's go.
00:16:26Let's go.
00:16:28Let's go.
00:16:56I don't know.
00:17:26I'm sorry.
00:17:34So aggressive.
00:17:36What, the pigs?
00:17:36Yeah, yeah.
00:17:37Aye, because you know, gangsters apparently have, like, pig farms.
00:17:41So that when they kill someone, they can use the pigs to eat their bodies.
00:17:47Pigs eat humans?
00:17:49Aye.
00:17:50And, you know, for gangsters and that, so they don't get caught.
00:17:53That's just dark.
00:17:54That's dark as f***.
00:17:55That's how it happens.
00:17:57What time does the sing for Scotland repeat start?
00:17:59It starts in half an hour.
00:18:01Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes, yes we do.
00:18:05So we're coming up for the first song.
00:18:06I'm off if yous are going to be grinning all day.
00:18:08Derek, what's Scotland do?
00:18:10You know what?
00:18:12What?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15It's so mature, honestly.
00:18:17Stay!
00:18:17We're going to stay and watch you mix drugs, and it's just not good.
00:18:22Mix it.
00:18:26I can't even.
00:18:27I can't even taste it yet.
00:18:30Wait, how's the taste?
00:18:33Give me the tea.
00:18:34Oh, that's cold.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:37Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:39I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:42Seriously.
00:18:42Who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:45Me?
00:18:47It's so weird.
00:18:51Did you just make your own music?
00:18:53I bet, okay.
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No, how?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02You know what it's like?
00:19:03We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:07Yeah, we can't.
00:19:09No, we can't.
00:19:10Your responses are all like...
00:19:12Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:19Like, you're different.
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You're just, like, not you.
00:19:22Uh, I'm more me.
00:19:23I can be myself with them.
00:19:29I can be myself around you.
00:19:31If I were the same with me.
00:19:33Oh, aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm closer to him than anyone.
00:19:38What about your dad?
00:19:41What about him?
00:19:44Doesn't he have a CD player or literally anything that we can play some f***ing music on?
00:19:50No.
00:19:50He just has that police gun.
00:19:53Started it off as a precaution.
00:19:55Now he listens to it like music.
00:19:58Oh, I don't know what's that.
00:20:00Oh my God, I'm sensitive to pigs.
00:20:04I had a bad experience in my childhood.
00:20:07Don't do that.
00:20:07Oh, I don't even want to know.
00:20:08Oh, I just got these in.
00:20:10They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:13Oh.
00:20:13They'll make good money from these decent amount of MDMA.
00:20:16They all make me horny.
00:20:19I haven't had sex in ages.
00:20:21Ugh.
00:20:22Why, ugh?
00:20:23What's, ugh?
00:20:24I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:28We've been doing it like twice a day.
00:20:32Doesn't it hurt?
00:20:33What?
00:20:34Sex.
00:20:35I mean, it must be pretty s*** to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex.
00:20:38How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:40Plus, we don't even do anal.
00:20:42Then, how do you have sex?
00:20:45We rub.
00:20:50What?
00:20:52Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:54Sex is everything, all of it.
00:20:56Just because I don't let him f***ing, it doesn't matter.
00:20:58You've never had sex?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:02You've never had sex?
00:21:07Has he told the church he's gay yet?
00:21:10No.
00:21:10I think I'm starting to come up.
00:21:16Mmm.
00:21:19Ah!
00:21:20I went to see her and she was just lying there, you know, she wasn't really conscious.
00:21:26And I remember seeing it at my mom, well, where do I see her?
00:21:29You know, I, I, I sang her and then, as I was singing she, she blasted me.
00:21:40She's a f***ing person.
00:21:51You could do this.
00:21:52I want to be her.
00:21:54You're better than her.
00:21:56I'm better than you.
00:21:57I want to be her.
00:22:14I want to be her.
00:22:16Oh, my God.
00:22:46The room's going back to normal.
00:22:59Let's never go right there.
00:23:16Hello?
00:23:20Hello?
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:23Hi.
00:23:24Who's this?
00:23:26Who's this?
00:23:30Charlotte.
00:23:33Are you a helper, Charlotte?
00:23:36No, you've got the wrong number.
00:23:38The helpline is 49626.
00:23:41I'll bet you're having a right laugh about this.
00:23:44No, it's one digit off.
00:23:45It's an easy mistake to make.
00:23:47You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you?
00:23:50No.
00:23:51I'm not laughing.
00:23:52We get these calls all the time.
00:23:54I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time.
00:23:59It took me ages to pluck up the courage to do this.
00:24:03Well, I'm sorry you got me.
00:24:04I've been building up to it for months.
00:24:12How come?
00:24:12I feel like an idiot.
00:24:17Are you laughing at me, Charlotte?
00:24:20No.
00:24:21Well, I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this.
00:24:26But what?
00:24:27I want to go to sleep for a very long time.
00:24:36Aye.
00:24:37So do I.
00:24:39Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:24:44So what's the big hoo-ha with sleep?
00:24:53No, we don't stop, Mortadella.
00:24:57Morning, miss.
00:25:03Um, how do you, like, how did you find me?
00:25:07Oh, there's only a couple supermarkets in town.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11What time you get off?
00:25:12I think I finish in, like, five minutes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16I'll wait outside.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:17Mm-hmm.
00:25:19Great.
00:25:27When are you leaving?
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:49I didn't get a return ticket.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:54The sun goes down early here.
00:25:57Does it?
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:02Hey, darling.
00:26:04God, what a smart girl.
00:26:06I'm so proud of you.
00:26:09That's great.
00:26:12Absolutely.
00:26:13And...
00:26:14Yeah, I'll be back soon.
00:26:16I know, I know.
00:26:16I'm just proud.
00:26:17I wouldn't hold my hand in public.
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19I don't know, look.
00:26:24For a couple days.
00:26:26Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I'll be back soon.
00:26:28You said you'd tell the church.
00:26:30Yes, yes, yes.
00:26:30Please.
00:26:31We're having a good night.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34I will, I will.
00:26:35I will.
00:26:35With Santa.
00:26:39Aw, thanks for calling.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:44I love you.
00:26:49How old is your daughter?
00:26:52Oh, she's eight.
00:26:54She's climbing the walls because it's almost Christmas.
00:26:56Oh, it gets expensive when they get older.
00:27:05You don't want to hear about that.
00:27:07No, you.
00:27:08I do.
00:27:11She wants a mobile.
00:27:12She's eight and she wants a mobile phone.
00:27:16What about her man?
00:27:17Oh, she's set.
00:27:18That's probably why she left me.
00:27:22Good luck getting down.
00:27:23Oh, come on, Alistair.
00:27:24It's your room.
00:27:25Alistair, please.
00:27:26Why am I running?
00:27:27Alistair, don't start this thing.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30When are you going to tell the church?
00:27:32When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:33Oh, my leg.
00:27:54Oh, it's gotten numb.
00:27:56I'm sitting here too long.
00:27:58How long have you been playing that thing?
00:28:02Four days.
00:28:03Alistair, help me, son.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:21Help me.
00:28:23Thanks.
00:28:4813 again.
00:28:49Oh.
00:28:50Oh, no.
00:28:51No, no!
00:28:52Oh, come on.
00:28:53Oh, come on.
00:28:53Me!
00:29:01Cold!
00:29:18It's cold, Jake.
00:29:23You can't talk to me.
00:29:25I'm so glad to be here.
00:29:27I'm so glad to be here.
00:29:30I'm so glad to be here.
00:29:33I'm so glad to be here.
00:29:37It's gonna be on the back of my mouth.
00:29:41I don't know.
00:29:44No, I know.
00:29:48Oh, good.
00:29:50I don't know.
00:30:20Hello.
00:30:32Hi Charlotte. How are you today?
00:30:35I'm okay thanks. How are you?
00:30:37Oh, the better for hearing a familiar voice.
00:30:41I went to the Clutie well today.
00:30:44Well, not to see you.
00:30:46Aye.
00:30:47Did you hang some clothes up?
00:30:48Yeah, I took like a bit of my t-shirt and then put it in the water and then tied it up.
00:30:52So, we'll see if that does what it's supposed to.
00:30:56I used to take the kids up there when they were little.
00:30:59Oh yeah.
00:31:01How many kids do you have?
00:31:02Two?
00:31:03Well, they're grown up now.
00:31:05Kids of their own.
00:31:07How many grandkids do you have?
00:31:08Well, I don't want to talk about that.
00:31:12I don't like them coming round and seeing me like this.
00:31:18They want to put me in a hole, Charlotte.
00:31:22I'm a nuisance to them.
00:31:23Look, I'm sure you're not a nuisance.
00:31:31They probably just want you to be looked after properly.
00:31:36I'm on my own now.
00:31:40My wife is gone.
00:31:41I'm a burden to my children.
00:31:53They want rid of me.
00:31:59You're not a burden on me.
00:32:01I like talking to you.
00:32:03Do you?
00:32:04Aye.
00:32:05I do.
00:32:07I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:08Like I try to, I talk to them.
00:32:11But when I try to, it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:15I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you, Charlotte?
00:32:2424.
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really.
00:32:30Everyone I get through to tends to...
00:32:36Why did you go to the Clutiewell, Charlotte?
00:32:38To heal.
00:32:44Apparently it's supposed to, like, do that.
00:32:48Now, you aren't hurting yourself, are you?
00:32:50Nah.
00:32:52Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:54Sometimes it feels like I'm,
00:32:56like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:59You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:03Yeah, that's depressing.
00:33:04Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:05Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:10Why don't you invite your family around for dinner?
00:33:14Oh, no, no.
00:33:16They won't want to see me.
00:33:19It should be a happy day.
00:33:20I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:25You know,
00:33:26I still set a place for Edith at the table.
00:33:31Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte?
00:33:36I want to carry.
00:33:36All right.
00:34:25I'm back!
00:34:42Not getting rid of me that easily!
00:34:46What?
00:34:47Why?
00:34:48What the f*** has Dad been taking to hospital again?
00:34:53Well, I'll go up to the hospital with them then.
00:34:57You're going out first thing in the morning.
00:35:00Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:04I'll figure it out.
00:35:07Will you?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:12Excuse me?
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17The f*** do you think you are?
00:35:19I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:21And cares about his well-being.
00:35:23Yes, so do I.
00:35:24And I think you should go home.
00:35:25I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:27Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:29Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed.
00:35:32In case he needs me.
00:35:34No one needs you.
00:35:36He wants to be with me.
00:35:38But just go home.
00:35:39At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:44Night.
00:35:45He wants to be with me.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:47He's you.
00:35:48He can't bring the energy so…
00:35:49I'm just starting to do that.
00:35:51And there's a good way to see the black.
00:35:52I can't see you.
00:35:53He's going to be with me.
00:35:54He was really for the black one.
00:36:03That's what's going on.
00:36:05United States.
00:36:06I can't see you.
00:36:07I can't see you.
00:36:08I can't see you.
00:36:09I can't see you.
00:36:10I can't see you.
00:36:11I can't see you.
00:36:12Patrol, this is unit 83 Foxtrot, can I have a P and C deco check please?
00:36:21Oh, help!
00:36:33Still, still, start. Zero, three, Mike and Wolf, next leg, over.
00:36:43He just passed away.
00:36:54I think you should go now.
00:37:12Oh, it's you.
00:37:22Um, are you leaving?
00:37:36Yeah, yeah. It's time for me to go. But first, we're gonna order some room service.
00:37:44Yeah!
00:37:46It's really early. Just a little time for a cup of tea?
00:37:48Yeah, I know. I've got to get my tickets.
00:37:51Okay, I will. See you then.
00:38:02What's your name?
00:38:04My what?
00:38:05What's your name?
00:38:06Say what? I can't, I can't quite.
00:38:09Don't you even want to know my name?
00:38:11Uh...
00:38:36Ah, there you are.
00:38:38Right, Jim, we need to do something with that garden. It's a bombsite.
00:38:42It's out the back. No one can see it.
00:38:44That's why I've left it to notice or however I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains any time I have a guest.
00:38:50Or we should get blinds.
00:38:52Oh my god, see, we'll have the money for all this. You're meant to be here five minutes ago.
00:38:55I do enough for everyone else.
00:39:01Five minutes?
00:39:02You know how you've got five minutes?
00:39:06Darling! It's your dad's work party!
00:39:11Come on, everybody wants to see you there!
00:39:26Are you getting your dress on?
00:39:28I'm putting A dress on!
00:39:30Woohoo! That's my girl!
00:39:50Hi!
00:39:51Hi Marie, how are you?
00:39:52No bad, yourself?
00:39:53Not bad.
00:39:55Great, I just picked up my boyfriend in my car.
00:39:57Have you got a car?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00And a boyfriend.
00:40:02Nice.
00:40:03But I'm drunk!
00:40:05What? Well, you can't drive home now, can you?
00:40:07I'm way too drunk.
00:40:09Woo! You're drunken!
00:40:12That's enough, Marie.
00:40:14Come on, let's get you some stories.
00:40:23Come on, let's go!
00:40:24I love you!
00:40:25That's part of time for Huntsville again.
00:40:26Get out in!
00:40:27Let's go!
00:40:28Yeah!
00:40:29There's no way, please.
00:40:30Let's go again!
00:40:32Let's go again!
00:41:00Let's go again!
00:41:30Let's go again!
00:42:00Let's go again!
00:42:02What are you doing here?
00:42:06What are you doing here?
00:42:12Read about it on the internet.
00:42:18Read about it on the internet.
00:42:28What did it see?
00:42:38It says if the fall doesn't do it, the train will finish you off.
00:42:50Let's go again!
00:42:52Let's go again!
00:42:56Let's go again!
00:42:58Let's go again!
00:43:02Let's go again!
00:43:04Let's go again!
00:43:06Let's go again!
00:43:08Let's go again!
00:43:10Let's go again!
00:43:14Let's go again!
00:43:16Let's go again!
00:43:20Let's go again!
00:43:22Let's go again!
00:43:24Let's go again!
00:43:26Let's go again!
00:43:28Let's go again!
00:43:30Let's move to California!
00:43:37What?
00:43:38We'd have to wear sunblock every day!
00:43:40Get a massive fridge!
00:43:42With loads of bottled water in it!
00:43:44And a garbage disposal!
00:43:46And therapists!
00:43:48Oh my god, I need to talk to my shrink!
00:43:51Seriously?
00:43:53We could just...
00:43:55Yeah?
00:44:06I don't have a passport.
00:44:12Well you could just go to the post office and get one.
00:44:19I can't afford it.
00:44:25So what's with the...
00:44:27This stuff?
00:44:42I'm about to start taking some hormones.
00:44:47To become a girl.
00:44:48Obviously.
00:44:49What?
00:44:52But...
00:44:53The doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year...
00:44:56Before I can get the full operation.
00:44:58Wait a minute.
00:44:59You've like actually been to the doctor?
00:45:01Aye.
00:45:05Aye.
00:45:07Erm...
00:45:10What does Ben think about it?
00:45:12Come and tell them.
00:45:21Well it's probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:25Well we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:31Here come.
00:45:32Because I think the church knows about me.
00:45:45We can't be in the church if they know about you.
00:45:50Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:52No, of course not.
00:45:53Wait a minute.
00:45:54You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:46:00I'm not.
00:46:01Then why are you doing this?
00:46:04Why the...
00:46:09Can you help me please?
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:32Right.
00:46:33Well first of all we are taking this off.
00:46:35Okay, so...
00:46:42Is that what...
00:46:43Close your eyes.
00:46:44What do you say?
00:46:49Okay.
00:46:50You've got good eyes.
00:46:52What's the idea you meant to mark?
00:46:53I was thinking either Alice or Ali.
00:47:04I like Ali.
00:47:05I like Ali.
00:47:12It was going to be good.
00:47:13It was going to be good.
00:47:14I have a good idea.
00:47:15It was going to be good.
00:47:16It was going to be good.
00:47:17It was going to be good.
00:47:19It was going to be very good.
00:47:20But when I was
00:47:42Hi!
00:47:44Hey!
00:47:46Come back!
00:47:48Oh my god!
00:47:50Yeah!
00:47:52Hey!
00:47:54Hey!
00:47:56Hey!
00:47:58Come back!
00:48:00Hey!
00:48:02Hey!
00:48:04Hey!
00:48:06Hey!
00:48:08Hey!
00:48:10Come back!
00:48:12Come back you!
00:48:40Come back!
00:48:50Alistair!
00:48:56Here! Here!
00:48:58Okay!
00:49:00Come on!
00:49:02Please!
00:49:04Come back!
00:49:06Come back!
00:49:08Hey, stay!
00:49:10Stay!
00:49:12Stay!
00:49:14I'm sorry!
00:49:16Action!
00:49:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:49:22No, no, no, no, no!
00:49:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:49:26No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:49:28Steve, come on!
00:49:30Come on, wipe it on it!
00:49:32Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:49:48My ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:52She's putting our daughter through private school.
00:49:54I'm not even allowed to pick her up because I don't have a nice enough car.
00:50:04I'm supposed to be a man.
00:50:16And I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah, but...
00:50:22That doesn't change my primal instinct to provide.
00:50:28Right?
00:50:30And I'm failing that too.
00:50:36And I'm failing that too.
00:50:38I'm failing.
00:50:52My life was...
00:50:56We're supposed to be different.
00:51:06Can we...
00:51:08Can we just go?
00:51:26Can I...
00:51:40Can we just go?
00:51:42Can we just go down?
00:51:44Let's go.
00:52:14I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:52:44You can't go.
00:53:01I'm going to go get this train.
00:53:04You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:14It's not fair.
00:53:18Yeah, come on.
00:53:21It's not fair on the ones you leave behind.
00:53:36It's not fair.
00:53:38It's not fair.
00:53:40It's not fair.
00:53:42It's not fair.
00:53:44It's not fair.
00:53:45It's not fair.
00:53:46It's not fair.
00:53:47It's not fair.
00:53:49It's Lucy.
00:53:56It's Lucy.
00:53:57It's Lucy.
00:54:11Lucy.
00:54:22I'm Dale.
00:54:41Well, she liked your walk.
00:54:49She would come home with a weekly shopping and her hands would be a red roll.
00:54:54She'd walk all the way home from the town and come in looking happy in spite of being
00:55:00tall and tired.
00:55:02I didn't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub hand cream while she always had this cream next to her chair in
00:55:11the living room where she'd rub this cream in to soothe the dry bits on her palms from
00:55:16the plastic bags.
00:55:18I shouldn't have let her walk like that and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:30Could you have saved her?
00:55:32Oh, she was taken from me.
00:55:36Good.
00:55:38That's easier.
00:55:43It's too cramped.
00:55:44I'm sick of the clutter in this house.
00:55:46I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll soft it out.
00:55:48Oh, aye, aye.
00:55:49I've heard it all before.
00:55:50I want rid of it.
00:55:51She'll never please it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:56This.
00:55:57What do we need the space for?
00:56:00What do we need?
00:56:01No joke.
00:56:02That's too many.
00:56:03That's too many.
00:56:04Don't listen.
00:56:05Don't listen.
00:56:06Don't listen.
00:56:07Okay.
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:09Come on.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:17All right.
00:56:19I'm sorry.
00:56:22What did I do?
00:56:23All right.
00:56:24Don't listen.
00:56:25All right.
00:56:26I'm going to help you.
00:56:45Hi.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:47Could you just step this way?
00:56:50I would love to, but actually I've got to work.
00:56:52No, just for two seconds.
00:56:53I just need to have a quick word with you Lucy.
00:56:55And these are all out of order.
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:59Please, please don't sack me.
00:57:02Look, there's nothing I can do.
00:57:06You've got to understand you were off work for five days in a row.
00:57:10I mean, you didn't come in once.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:13Shut up!
00:57:14I don't give a ****.
00:57:15I don't get paid to give a ****.
00:57:16Okay, I mean, I can see.
00:57:17I can understand that you're angry, but I'm going to have to let you go.
00:57:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:24I'm sorry.
00:57:25I wish there was something.
00:57:26Why are you so happy all the time?
00:57:27What?
00:57:28Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter you're smiling?
00:57:45Eh, I don't know.
00:57:46I have a good life.
00:57:47Stop smiling.
00:57:48Because you don't have a good life.
00:57:49You work in a supermarket with your mum.
00:57:50Yeah, well, I mean, I'm lucky to have a job.
00:57:51There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so...
00:57:52How can you settle for that?
00:57:53What do you mean?
00:57:54Stop smiling.
00:57:55Stop smiling.
00:57:56Stop smiling.
00:57:57I'm not.
00:57:58You are.
00:57:59I'm not smiling.
00:58:00Stop it.
00:58:01I'm not smiling.
00:58:02I'm not smiling.
00:58:03I'm not.
00:58:04Stop it.
00:58:05I'm not smiling.
00:58:06I'm not.
00:58:07This is shit.
00:58:08This is shit.
00:58:09No, it's not shit.
00:58:11It's...
00:58:12It's...
00:58:13It's...
00:58:14It's...
00:58:15It's...
00:58:16No.
00:58:17It's not shit.
00:58:18It's...
00:58:19It's...
00:58:20It's...
00:58:21And...
00:58:22The cheese!
00:58:26I don't even want to think of that.
00:58:27We don't f***ing suck for Adela!
00:58:30I'm starting to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs.
00:58:33At the back.
00:58:34It's horrible.
00:58:35It's like foreign bodies, like living under my arse.
00:58:38Is it really bothering you?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:41Looks all warped and deformed.
00:58:42Does Ryan mind?
00:58:43He hasn't mentioned it.
00:58:44Then why do you mind?
00:58:45It's not about him.
00:58:46It's about me.
00:58:47No.
00:58:48You want to look good for him.
00:58:49You dress up for him.
00:58:50You do this shit to your nails for him.
00:58:52You dress up too.
00:58:53Yeah, but not for a man.
00:58:54No.
00:58:55For lots of men.
00:58:59Aha.
00:59:00So...
00:59:01Less judgement on me.
00:59:04Look, you're worrying about your weight because you want to have kids with Ryan and keep him around to help you raise them.
00:59:08Where does this even come from?
00:59:09Ryan doesn't want more kids.
00:59:10We're past that now.
00:59:11But are you?
00:59:12Those kids aren't yours.
00:59:13I take care of them like they're mum.
00:59:15Don't you want something more?
00:59:18Something.
00:59:19Donna?
00:59:20It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:21Donna can't go out.
00:59:22You're not allowed in here.
00:59:23Out!
00:59:24I've got you, Donna.
00:59:25Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:26Hello?
00:59:27Earth to Lucy.
00:59:28Earth to Lucy.
00:59:29Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:30Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:31Hello?
00:59:32Earth to Lucy.
00:59:33What the fuck is shellac?
00:59:34What the fuck is shellac?
00:59:35It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:36It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:37It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:42Donna can't go out.
00:59:43You're not allowed in here!
00:59:44Out!
00:59:45I've got you, Donna.
00:59:46Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:53Hello?
00:59:55Earth to Lucy.
01:00:01What the fuck is shellac?
01:00:04It's a gel that stays on for a few weeks but it's hard to get off if you have to soak your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tinfoil.
01:00:15I love it.
01:00:25I just like the shellac.
01:00:31The shellac is still here.
01:00:36I love, and I like the shellac.
01:00:39I love it.
01:00:43Do you fancy going uptown, doing a wee bit of shopping?
01:01:09Look, I don't know.
01:01:10We need some quality time, you and me. It'll be good.
01:01:18I like it. What do you think?
01:01:21I think it's sensational.
01:01:26I think I'll go for it.
01:01:28What, are you getting it now?
01:01:29Yes. Come here.
01:01:34Come here.
01:01:35Okay.
01:01:36So I'm going to need you to take it out in your name.
01:01:39Um, why?
01:01:39Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name.
01:01:42But I don't want the debt for this thing.
01:01:43Look, I'll pay for it. I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff, so, like, how are you going to pay for this?
01:01:51My name is Blacklisted, all right?
01:01:53I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore,
01:01:55so I really need you to put your name on this, and I will pay it off straight away.
01:01:59Why does you even need a new couch?
01:02:00Because I've got some of the girls coming round, and I'm wanting the place nice.
01:02:05You sound just like your father.
01:02:07Oh, no.
01:02:08But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat-screen telly.
01:02:11Why do you care so much about what those ladies think?
01:02:14You know what?
01:02:14You're a social climber.
01:02:16You never grew up in a one-bed shithole with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:19Because I make sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me.
01:02:37Excuse me?
01:02:37I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me.
01:02:43No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:44Look, let's just get this back to the house, and we'll sit back down and natter all night.
01:02:57Anne, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:14Hello.
01:03:27How are you today?
01:03:31Eh, not bad.
01:03:33Yourself?
01:03:34We're in the area to discuss the Bible with you.
01:03:36With all the terrible events going on in the world,
01:03:38a lot of people are questioning whether God exists or cares about the human race.
01:03:43Would you agree with this?
01:03:44The brainwashing you don't make you f***ing crazy.
01:04:12I'm sorry.
01:04:12Well, they've put you back on the Prozac, because I can see it in your eyes.
01:04:27Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:31Please don't leave me.
01:04:34Get off me.
01:04:35I f***ing need you.
01:04:37Just get the f***ing.
01:04:37Just get the f***ing.
01:04:37I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:54You're a freak.
01:04:55You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you because you don't want to be alone in it.
01:05:10And you don't have anyone to save you.
01:05:12I'm loving you.
01:05:19And I'm asking you to love me back, and maybe we can be happy.
01:05:25Because I love you.
01:05:30Because I love you.
01:05:36I forgive you.
01:05:39In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on air.
01:06:00And that is for you to keep, and inside the leaflet is all the details of the church.
01:06:06If you'd give it a read, we'd be very grateful, and maybe we could come back round next week and hear your thoughts.
01:06:12Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:42That's not true.
01:06:53You've got me.
01:06:55You've got me.
01:07:12You've got me.
01:07:16I've got me.
01:07:21You've got me.
01:07:24You've got me.
01:07:29You've got me.
01:07:33Oh, it's not what it is.
01:08:03It holds the shape of your boots, like a shoe treat, but for boots.
01:08:07Right now.
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:12What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to dominate.
01:08:18Dominate?
01:08:20I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:24The eye cream of the shopping channel.
01:08:26Aye, it's taken years off me. I could do the same for you.
01:08:29No thanks.
01:08:30My pleasure, since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:33You won't get a boyfriend like that.
01:08:35Hiking behind those things.
01:08:37And that, yes, that's true.
01:08:39I think I do not.
01:08:41Oh my God!
01:08:47No!
01:08:48No!
01:08:49No!
01:08:50No!
01:08:51No!
01:08:52No!
01:08:53No!
01:09:05Let's go.
01:09:35Let's go.
01:10:05Hey, hey.
01:10:06Give me a drink.
01:10:07Give me a drink.
01:10:08Oh my God.
01:10:09Is that water?
01:10:10Yeah.
01:10:11Yeah, it's water.
01:10:12Is that?
01:10:13It's a tequila.
01:10:15Get comfy.
01:10:17Got any music?
01:10:18Who are you?
01:10:19Who am I?
01:10:20Yeah.
01:10:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:25Oh, she spits.
01:10:30Party's just beginning.
01:10:32Party's just beginning.
01:10:34Oh my God.
01:10:35Oh.
01:10:36Oh my God.
01:10:38Oh my God.
01:10:39I love you.
01:10:41I love you.
01:10:43I love you.
01:10:45I love you.
01:12:46You said I invited the kids over.
01:12:49Did you?
01:12:50I did.
01:12:51Was it nice to see the grandkids?
01:12:53It was nice having a bit of life running about the house.
01:12:58The eldest is very musical.
01:13:00I'd have an old piano and he was straight on it and playing all the songs he'd been learning.
01:13:08Why?
01:13:09He would have me singing along and doing something I'm telling you.
01:13:12My granddad used to have an organ.
01:13:15He used to play it when I was a wee kid.
01:13:17Well I'd say playing but it was probably like bashing on the keys.
01:13:21And then my dad bought this old out of tune piano and he always said that he was going to play it and then he never did.
01:13:26So I would like sneak up there and start playing it.
01:13:32I loved it.
01:13:33Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time and we always had this.
01:13:42We always said that we would like move to California and get really suntanned and I was going to make all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs and then he was going to come down and sing.
01:13:52And then we'd have enough money to live in the warm.
01:13:57It would have been good.
01:13:59It sounds great actually.
01:14:01Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:07Well I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and laugh bites but my mum didn't burn the turkey so you win some you lose some.
01:14:14What happened?
01:14:15I don't know.
01:14:16I blacked out.
01:14:17Well you think you might have been raped Charlotte?
01:14:22No, no, I chose to go.
01:14:25Why do you think you chose to go with them?
01:14:27Don't know.
01:14:29Don't f***ing know.
01:14:32Well, I mean I wasn't even there.
01:14:33I mean I was, I was laying in the bed but like I wasn't because I was in like a different drunken dimension dreaming myself away.
01:14:40Well it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this.
01:14:50You're all near the beginning.
01:14:52It's all to come.
01:14:57Was it worth it?
01:14:59Like, like, was it worth it?
01:15:05I still see the place where Edith is on the table.
01:15:09Well if I didn't do that, it would be like she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:15I'm tired.
01:15:16I love you too.
01:15:17I love you too.
01:15:18Time to go to sleep now.
01:15:20I love you too.
01:15:21Are you there, Edith?
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you too.
01:15:34Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:04Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:34Time to go to sleep now.
01:17:04Time to go to sleep.
01:17:34Time to go to sleep.
01:18:04Time to go to sleep.
01:18:34Time to go to sleep.
01:19:04Time to go to sleep.
01:19:34Time to go to sleep.
01:20:04Time to go to sleep.
01:20:34Time to go to sleep.
01:21:04Time to go to sleep.
01:21:34Hello?
01:21:44Hello?
01:21:58How was the ceremony?
01:22:00What?
01:22:01Alistair's ceremony.
01:22:05Why are you asking?
01:22:12Because it was...
01:22:13Because it was nice.
01:22:19Proper religious though.
01:22:21So I'll go out and just get f***ing smashed.
01:22:27Yeah?
01:22:28Yeah?
01:22:30Will you do my nails?
01:22:32Finally.
01:22:34Right.
01:22:36Well, see you.
01:22:38See you then...
01:22:39See you then.
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