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00:00Oh
00:24Just your old pal the Crypt Keeper having a little holiday fun
00:28Why else would I be in this get-up?
00:31Unless there was a clause in my contract
00:36In fact, I've got some Christmas goose for you
00:39Goosebumps, that is
00:41Yes, indeedy
00:43A little terror tale chock full of holiday fear
00:47I mean, cheer, of course
00:50So, get a gander of the Yuletide Yelp Yarn
00:54That goes a little something like this
00:56T'was the night before Christmas
01:00And all through the house
01:03Chestnuts roasting on an open file
01:21Jack Frost nipping at your nose
01:30Yuletide carols
01:32Being sung by a choir
01:36And folks dressed up like Eskimos
01:42Everybody knows
01:45A turkey and some mistletoe
01:51Help to make the season bright
01:55Tiny tots
01:59With their eyes all aglow
02:02Will find it hard to sleep tonight
02:08They know that Santa's on his way
02:15He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
02:22And every mother's child
02:25And every mother's child
02:27Is gonna spy
02:29To see if reindeer
02:32Really know how to fly
02:35And so I'm offering
02:38And so I'm offering
02:41This simple phrase
02:45To kids from one to many two
02:52Although it's been said
02:56Many times, many ways
02:58Merry Christmas
03:00God bless us, everyone
03:02Right
03:07Something needs to be done about that fire
03:09Have you got the poker?
03:10Yes
03:14Well, let me have it
03:17What did you say?
03:18What are you deaf?
03:19I said let me have it
03:21Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch
03:47Mommy?
03:48Carrie
03:49Mommy, where is he?
03:51Did he bring me stuff yet?
03:52You...
03:53You're supposed to be in bed, young lady
03:55But he's here
03:56I saw him
03:57Who?
03:58Santa Claus
03:59Oh, come on now
04:00But I saw him
04:01He was outside
04:03Good night, Joseph
04:05Oh, come on now
04:06How come Joseph didn't say good night to me?
04:10He's asleep, sweetheart
04:11Like you're supposed to be
04:13But when Santa comes
04:14He'll wake Joseph up
04:16Honey, I don't think even Santa
04:19Could wake up your stepfather
04:26Now, you get to sleep, young lady
04:28Or the big guy won't come at all
04:30I can't sleep
04:31It's too hot
04:33See, you're even sweating
04:36Well, I'll tell you what then
04:37I'm gonna open this window for you
04:39But just a little bit, okay?
04:41The one thing you didn't ask for for Christmas, young lady
04:46Was a cold
04:47What did you want for Christmas, Mommy?
04:52I already got it, sweetheart
04:56I already got it
04:58Hey, it's the big monster
05:10I'm out partying
05:11Leave your name, number, and measurements
05:14Darling?
05:15It's Elizabeth
05:16I know you told me not to call
05:17But I just had to tell you
05:19It's done
05:20I did it
05:21It's all ours
05:23The money, everything
05:25We're free
05:29Merry Christmas, Darling
05:31We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.
05:41Happy New Year.
06:01And a very Happy New Year.
06:11Jesus, Joseph, how many times have I asked you to lose some weight?
06:41Come on, Joseph.
06:53We'll continue our music for Christmas Eve after KEC News on the Hour.
06:58And now here's Tracy Donahue with the headlines.
07:01Police and sheriff's departments in the Gaines County area have issued an all-points bulletin this evening
07:07for a male Caucasian reported to have brutally murdered four women in the Pleasantville area.
07:12County authorities say that the man, a patient at the Pleasantville Institute for the Criminally Insane,
07:18escaped earlier this evening and should be considered extremely dangerous.
07:22Officials confirm that the suspect is a heavyset man in his late 40s
07:26and is reported to be wearing a Santa Claus suit stolen from the home of one of his victims.
07:31All citizens in the Pleasantville Gaines area are advised to remain in their homes
07:36until further notice throughout this emergency alert situation.
07:42A few sit-ups.
07:44A trip to the gym.
07:48Once in a while, it wouldn't have killed you.
07:52Ah!
07:53Ah!
07:57Ah!
07:58Ah!
08:03Ah!
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08:30Ah!
08:31Ah!
08:32Ah!
08:33Ah!
08:34Ah!
08:35Ah!
08:36Now you're dead
08:49Who's there?
08:59Hello?
09:06Hello?
09:13No!
09:15No!
09:17No, no!
09:19No!
09:20No!
09:25No!
09:27No!
09:29No!
09:32No! No!
09:34No!
09:36Ah!
09:38Oh!
09:40Oh!
09:42Oh!
09:44No!
09:46No!
09:48No!
09:50No!
09:52No!
09:54No!
09:56No!
09:58No!
10:00No!
10:10Operator! Operator!
10:12Get me the police!
10:14You've got to help me!
10:16Give me your location, ma'am.
10:18My location?
10:20It's...
10:24Hello?
10:26Hello?
10:30Hello?
10:50Hell.
10:52I don't know.
11:22I don't know.
11:52I don't know.
11:53Hello?
11:54Mrs. Kamin?
11:55Yes?
11:56Mrs. Kamin, this is Sergeant Feldstein at the Pleasantville Police Station.
11:59We're calling everyone in your immediate vicinity about the individual who escaped from the mental
12:03hospital tonight.
12:04Huh?
12:05Have you heard anything about it on the news?
12:06No.
12:07Have you heard anything about it on the news?
12:08No.
12:09Well, ma'am, he's killed a couple of people.
12:10We have reports he's wearing an old Santa Claus suit, and we're sending deputies to all the
12:14homes in your area just to check up.
12:16You're sending the police here?
12:17Yes, ma'am.
12:18Here?
12:19Yes, ma'am.
12:20Here?
12:21That's right, ma'am.
12:22There should be a man in your area in about 20 minutes.
12:23Twenty minutes?
12:24Yes, ma'am.
12:25Uh, you're okay.
12:26Okay?
12:27Well, is there anything else I should know about this individual?
12:28Well, not really, ma'am.
12:29He's apparently used an axe to kill his victims.
12:30I don't mean to alarm you, but well, for your particular investigation, I am again
12:31on the street, you're on the street.
12:32You're lying.
12:33I'm lying.
12:34I'm lying.
12:35I'm lying.
12:36You're lying.
12:37You're lying.
12:38I'm lying.
12:39Oh, I'm lying.
12:40I'm lying.
12:41And then I'm lying.
12:42I'm lying.
12:43I'm lying.
12:44I'm lying.
12:45I'm lying.
12:46I'm lying.
12:47I'm lying.
12:48I'm lying.
12:49I'm lying.
12:50I'm lying.
12:51I'm lying.
12:52I'm lying.
12:53Don't mean to alarm you, but, well, for your protection,
12:55we do suggest you lock your home and remain indoors
12:58until the deputy arrives.
13:01Yes.
13:02Oh, I will.
13:12OK.
13:13Don't panic.
13:17Don't panic.
13:19Don't panic.
13:23Oh, no, officer.
13:31I didn't kill him.
13:34Santa did it.
13:36Didn't you, Santa?
13:42Didn't you?
13:53Yeah.
13:54Yeah.
13:58Yeah.
14:10Ah.
14:14Ah.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:44Oh, my God.
15:14Oh, my God.
15:44That's it, Joseph.
16:03Oh, my God.
16:33Damn.
16:35Oh, my God.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:39Oh, my God.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:43Oh, my God.
16:45Oh, my God.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:49Oh, my God.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:59Oh, my God.
17:01Oh, my God.
17:03Oh, my God.
17:05Oh, my God.
17:07Oh, my God.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:11He's here. You've got to hurry.
17:13He's there?
17:13Yes. Yes. He killed my husband.
17:17Give me your location.
17:18My location?
17:22Hello?
17:23Hello?
17:26Ma'am?
17:26He's got an axe. He's got an axe and he's outside. Oh, God, please, hurry.
17:44Ma'am, please, calm down. Tell me where you are.
17:47Twelve, Lori Lane. Please, you've got to help me. Hurry.
17:52Stay on the line. Do you have a weapon in the house? Anything you can protect yourself with?
17:56Oh, Joseph's gun!
18:26Oh, my God.
18:39Carrie's window.
18:43No! No!
18:45Oh, Carrie! Carrie! Carrie!
18:48Carrie!
18:49I knew you were here, Santa. Come on up. I've been waiting all night.
18:59No! Oh! No! No! No! No!
19:05Watch out, Santa. Don't slip.
19:10Please! Please!
19:12Come on, Slowpoke. Come on!
19:17Hurry up, you big old Santa.
19:23Where are my presents, Santa?
19:26Help me!
19:28Carrie!
19:29I'm starving!
19:31No!
19:33Here, Santa. I'll help you.
19:35Here.
19:35Carrie!
19:47Carrie!
19:52Carrie!
19:53Carrie!
19:55Oh, no!
19:57Mommy!
19:59Carrie!
20:01Carrie!
20:02Carrie!
20:02Oh, oh, Carrie.
20:06Thank goodness.
20:07See, Mommy?
20:09I told you Sam would come,
20:12and he didn't even have to come down the chimney.
20:15I let him in.
20:22No! No!
20:25Ah! Ah! No! No!
20:32Body or nice?
20:35No! No! No!
20:38No! No! No!
20:41No! No! No!
20:50Well, how was that for a scream,
20:55boys and ghouls?
20:58Oh, don't worry about little Carrie.
21:01This particular Santa preferred older women.
21:05In pieces, that is.
21:11Well, it just goes to show you.
21:14Be very careful what you ax for for Christmas.
21:19You might just get it.
21:22You're dead.
21:23Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
21:27Oh, my God.
21:57Oh, my God.
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