00:00Tensions are rising as the standoff between the world community and the rogue North African
00:05nation of Wadiya intensified today as UN weapons inspectors were once again refused access
00:11to the country by Wadiyan leader, Admiral General Aladeen.
00:15I will take no options off the table, and I mean what I say.
00:19Tonight we ask, who is General Aladeen?
00:22According to Wadiyan propaganda, Hafaz Aladeen was born in 1973.
00:31He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth.
00:36General Aladeen was born the only son of the Colonel Aladeen, himself a savage and violent
00:41dictator.
00:49Known for his iconic beard, he is protected by 30 female guards who he maintains are virgins.
01:05Trust into power at age seven, he may just be the most dangerous man in the entire world.
01:11All right, let's get right to it.
01:14Do you have nuclear weapons?
01:18What was the question?
01:21Do you have nuclear weapons?
01:23Sorry, I can't hear you.
01:25Are you developing nuclear weapons?
01:26No, I literally can't hear you.
01:29I'm going to another question.
01:31Oh, I can hear you now.
01:34Eccentric and with unlimited oil wealth, he recently hosted his own Olympic Games.
01:39On your mark, get set.
01:50At which he won 14 gold medals.
01:56Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen, Aladeen.
02:00Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to Aladeen, including the
02:05words positive and negative, causing mass confusion.
02:09Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
02:15The Aladeen news?
02:19You are HIV, Aladeen?
02:36With pressure mounting, Aladeen addressed his nation today.
02:40We did not get sightseeing.
02:41You are HIV, ARAIi, ARAIi, ARAIi.
02:59People of Wadiah, I come before you today to tell you that the world shall kneel before
03:21our great nation.
03:22We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium.
03:29To be used for peaceful purposes.
03:43It will be used only for medical research and clean energy, it will, it will, and will certainly
03:52never be used to attack is, oh boy.
03:56We'll see you next time.
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