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00:00:07So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:11All right, it's about that time.
00:00:13So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:22Yeah, him.
00:00:24Hi!
00:00:25Just play him on.
00:00:26Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:32Hey!
00:00:56You have a cute scar.
00:00:58It's just my birthmark.
00:01:00Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I was so drunk last night.
00:01:40I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:55Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:00I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:10Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:13I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:15Message received, Mom.
00:02:17I need to go now.
00:02:18I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:28Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:41Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:43Boss, it's been years.
00:02:48I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:50Your vest, sir.
00:02:52But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:54She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:56Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:57And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:00We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:02or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:04Good.
00:03:05Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:12And one hot chocolate.
00:03:15I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:18Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't sign up.
00:03:21I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:24Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:27But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:30Where's my real one?
00:03:33Uh...
00:03:38I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:40Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:50Daddy!
00:03:51Daddy!
00:03:53Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I am.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:30There's no one here.
00:04:32She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:46Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:02So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So, she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay. Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:04Clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:07I've got pictures.
00:06:16Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19Whoa.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:42Uh, well I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together too to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have
00:06:51a happy family
00:06:51Yeah, of course
00:07:03Happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:15Bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute
00:07:20Wait, she bailed? Then who is?
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever it doesn't matter
00:07:30I've got what I need
00:07:33Sam don't worry about it. I already found someone
00:07:41Okay, well I think it's time for us to go Christmas shopping waits for no one Christmas shopping I
00:07:48Should come
00:07:50Look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan. I think I
00:07:54should have some say in the gifts
00:07:56We'll make it more believable
00:08:01Fine yeah, okay
00:08:06I
00:08:11Let's go which mall we going to
00:08:13Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:21What the actual fuck
00:08:28Sam is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:39She does kind of look like him
00:08:44So when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:49Here let me get this
00:08:52I'm gonna love you max
00:08:55Also, I was uh thinking that since we're married
00:09:00We should probably kiss
00:09:03Once or twice
00:09:05In front of them
00:09:06Okay
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or
00:09:09No, no, definitely not
00:09:11And absolutely no
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes
00:09:15Strictly business
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:20What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:31Let's go
00:09:38Here
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and I don't want your money
00:09:50Attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5350% off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies 12 pumpkin pies I hear this right they're the
00:09:59best kind
00:10:00Hurry up and go go what are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there hi you ready?
00:10:06Yes. Yeah, just these things
00:10:07Okay, great
00:10:09We have a holiday special today spend 500 get 10% off and you are just short 15 bucks if
00:10:15you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:16Oh great. Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:20Will you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here relax. Yeah, yeah
00:10:28Here this will do the trick. Okay, thank you
00:10:33Hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44Thank you
00:10:45Damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:52Oh wait wait wait not the pies not the pies
00:10:55You can just set those on top
00:11:01Hi guys
00:11:03I'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09Of course
00:11:10Thank you so much
00:11:12Of course I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:14Thank you
00:11:14She bought all 12 pies
00:11:16Don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:11:17Just to give it away
00:11:20Thank you
00:11:20Merry Christmas
00:11:27What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:30As often as I can
00:11:36We should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:41Watch out
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:03Shut up.
00:12:04Oh, sorry. I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:14And don't be late.
00:12:26Harrison Group?
00:12:28Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:31Sort of.
00:12:32Not that I'm judging.
00:12:33I just need to get my story straight
00:12:36or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:41for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:44Can we pick another company?
00:12:46No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:50My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:52So, it's perfect.
00:12:57Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:01Don't worry. Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:07Too much.
00:13:28Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:31Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:33and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:35and it's not yours.
00:13:37It's my daughter's.
00:13:39Daughter's?
00:13:40Give me a DNA test for that little girl
00:13:43that he's with.
00:13:58Hey! There they are!
00:14:00Hey! Nice to meet you!
00:14:02Aw!
00:14:03Dad.
00:14:04So glad you made it.
00:14:05I missed you.
00:14:07So, where's this mysterious husband
00:14:10we heard all about?
00:14:11He's coming.
00:14:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:14Good, good, good.
00:14:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:20When's he arriving?
00:14:22Oh, it's probably just some story
00:14:24she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:26Poor thing.
00:14:27Not surprising.
00:14:28I mean, she's 30.
00:14:30Once a woman hits that age,
00:14:31you become undateable.
00:14:33Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:39This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:43Auntie Pamela?
00:14:44Debbie?
00:14:45My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:48We're only worried about you.
00:14:50All these years without a husband.
00:14:53Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:55You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:57Mm-hmm.
00:14:58And look what happened.
00:14:59She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:03I'm not alone.
00:15:04Mm-hmm.
00:15:05And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:11He's a manager.
00:15:12Manager?
00:15:13Of what?
00:15:15Trash?
00:15:17Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:21You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:29Oh, wow.
00:15:31Wow.
00:15:32He is really good looking.
00:15:35Ah, must be AI.
00:15:37Mm-hmm.
00:15:38Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:41Fake.
00:15:42That's enough.
00:15:43She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:45Show some respect.
00:15:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:52and you turned him down?
00:15:53Well, guess what?
00:15:55William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:58Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:01That's half a million.
00:16:03Half a million.
00:16:04Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:08And speak of the devil.
00:16:13Willie, you made it.
00:16:25There you are.
00:16:26Oh, look at you now.
00:16:29Living the dream.
00:16:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:33Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:35had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:38So married, huh?
00:16:40Is it serious?
00:16:43That's what marriage is.
00:16:44It's pretty serious.
00:16:45Huh.
00:16:46Wow.
00:16:47You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:49Makes sense, though.
00:16:51You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:54Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:56Ugh.
00:16:57A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:59Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:03Mm-hmm.
00:17:03That's right.
00:17:04Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:08Women love a man in red.
00:17:11Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:13Wanna sit on my lap?
00:17:15Don't touch me.
00:17:17Oh, so entitled.
00:17:19Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:27I mean, look at that car.
00:17:29Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:36Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:48My mom would never marry.
00:17:49She already has a husband, he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:56Is that so?
00:17:57Well then, where is he?
00:18:00Because I don't see him.
00:18:02Does anyone see him?
00:18:05No.
00:18:06Just like I thought.
00:18:08Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:11That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:13And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:20Mommy.
00:18:21Hi.
00:18:21Are you okay?
00:18:22I see your hands.
00:18:23Oh my God.
00:18:25I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:27Come on, honey.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:30What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:32How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:36Let me go.
00:18:37Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:42Let me go!
00:18:44Let me go!
00:18:58Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:18So, I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out.
00:19:22Alright, it's about that time.
00:19:24So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:19:29Uh...
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:34Him.
00:19:35Hi!
00:19:36Just play along.
00:19:38Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:19:43Hey!
00:19:44Take your answer!
00:20:07You have a cute scar.
00:20:09It's just my birthmark.
00:20:11If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:20:16I don't want you to stop.
00:20:48I don't want you to stop.
00:20:49I was so drunk last night.
00:20:51I can't remember who I was with.
00:20:56I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:21:04Happy New Year.
00:21:05Sam, it's me.
00:21:06Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:21:09I don't care how.
00:21:10Just do it.
00:21:11I will find you.
00:21:17Maximus.
00:21:18Can you get married already?
00:21:21Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:21:24I need grandkids.
00:21:26I need you to...
00:21:26Message received, Mom.
00:21:28I need to go now.
00:21:29I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:21:39Seven years.
00:21:40Why can't I ever find you?
00:21:43And why do you still haunt me?
00:21:52Still thinking about that girl?
00:21:54Boss, it's been years.
00:21:59I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:22:01Your vest, sir.
00:22:03But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:22:05She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:22:07Blonde hair, red top.
00:22:08And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:22:11We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:22:13or she'll jack up the price.
00:22:15Good.
00:22:16Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:22:20Hi.
00:22:21One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:22:23And one hot chocolate.
00:22:26I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:22:29Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:22:35Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:22:36It's just for Christmas.
00:22:38But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:22:41Where's my real one?
00:22:44Uh...
00:22:49I'll tell you when you're older.
00:22:51Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:23:01Daddy!
00:23:02Daddy!
00:23:03Whoa!
00:23:09Daddy!
00:23:10Oh!
00:23:11I'm sorry.
00:23:13I'm not your dad.
00:23:14No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:18Mommy, hurry!
00:23:20Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:23:29I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:23:32He's gorgeous.
00:23:39Why does she feel so familiar?
00:23:41Why does it feel so familiar?
00:23:43She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:23:44Blonde hair, red top.
00:23:46You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:23:49So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:23:51See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:23:54Hi, my name's Cybert. What's your name?
00:23:57Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:23:59Max, Aurelius.
00:24:01Eva.
00:24:02I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:24:06I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:24:09I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:24:13So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour.
00:24:18$1,000 an hour?
00:24:20Well, yeah.
00:24:22It's $500 a day.
00:24:24Is that enough?
00:24:25That's the most that I can pay you.
00:24:27Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:24:29That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:24:31You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:24:33Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:24:35Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:24:38and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:24:40And then my family will get off my back,
00:24:42so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:24:47So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:24:50Fine.
00:24:51But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:56Deal.
00:24:59Ready to go get married?
00:25:01Ready to go get married?
00:25:14Wow.
00:25:15Clean up nice.
00:25:17This is my wedding day, after all.
00:25:19Pictures.
00:25:27You guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:25:53Okay.
00:25:54Well, I think we got it.
00:25:55Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:25:59to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:26:01and have a happy family.
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:03Of course.
00:26:14Happy holidays, Mom.
00:26:16From my family to you.
00:26:26Bad news, boss.
00:26:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:26:29to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:26:31Wait, she bailed?
00:26:32Then who is...
00:26:36Who is she?
00:26:38Whatever.
00:26:39It doesn't matter.
00:26:41I've got what I need.
00:26:44Sam, don't worry about it.
00:26:46I already found someone.
00:26:52Okay.
00:26:53Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:26:56Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:26:57Christmas shopping?
00:26:59I should come.
00:27:01Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:27:02in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:27:04I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:27:07It'll make it more believable.
00:27:11Fine.
00:27:12Yeah, fine.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14You can come.
00:27:22Let's go.
00:27:23Which mall are we going to?
00:27:24Um, let's go to that one.
00:27:26Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:27:33What the actual fuck?
00:27:38Sam,
00:27:39Is Maximus pulling another one
00:27:41of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:27:44Get me a DNA test
00:27:45for that little girl that he's with.
00:27:50She does kind of look like him.
00:27:55So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:27:57we will say they're from you.
00:28:00Here, let me get this.
00:28:03I'm going to love you, Max.
00:28:05Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:28:11we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Should we use our tongues or?
00:28:20No, no, definitely not.
00:28:22And absolutely no.
00:28:23Sex?
00:28:24Yes.
00:28:26Strictly business.
00:28:28Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:28:32What?
00:28:33Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:28:36I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:28:38getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:28:42Let's go.
00:28:49Here.
00:28:50What are you doing?
00:28:51I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:28:55Well, I'm not your woman,
00:28:56and this isn't a real relationship,
00:28:58and I don't want your money.
00:29:01Attention shoppers,
00:29:02all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:29:0450% off pies.
00:29:06Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:29:0812 pumpkin pies.
00:29:09Did I hear this right?
00:29:09They're the best kind.
00:29:11Hurry up and go.
00:29:12Go.
00:29:12What are you standing here for?
00:29:15Hello there.
00:29:16Hi.
00:29:16You ready?
00:29:17Yes, yeah.
00:29:18Just these things.
00:29:18Okay, great.
00:29:20We have a holiday special today.
00:29:22Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:29:24and you are just short $15
00:29:26if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:29:27Oh, great.
00:29:29Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:29:31Will you get a move on?
00:29:33I just got here.
00:29:35Relax.
00:29:36Yeah, yeah.
00:29:39Here, this will do the trick.
00:29:41Okay, thank you.
00:29:44Hurry up and pay.
00:29:48I will pay when I'm ready.
00:29:50You can wait your turn.
00:29:56Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:30:04Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:30:04Not the pies.
00:30:05Not the pies.
00:30:06You can just set those on top.
00:30:12Hi, guys.
00:30:14I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:30:17I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:30:20Of course.
00:30:21Thank you so much.
00:30:23Of course.
00:30:23I hope you like pumpkin.
00:30:26She bought all 12 pies.
00:30:27Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:30:29Just to give it away.
00:30:32Merry Christmas.
00:30:33Merry Christmas.
00:30:38What?
00:30:39You do that often?
00:30:41As often as I can.
00:30:47We should go.
00:30:48We got to pick up paper.
00:30:52Watch out.
00:31:12You done feeling me up?
00:31:14Shut up.
00:31:15Oh, sorry.
00:31:16I was just in character, wifey.
00:31:18Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:31:25And don't be late.
00:31:37Harrison Group?
00:31:39Do you do construction for them or something?
00:31:42Sort of.
00:31:43Not that I'm judging.
00:31:44I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:31:50Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:31:53I think that's respectable.
00:31:55Can we pick another company?
00:31:57No.
00:31:58Harrison Group is perfect.
00:32:00And they'll find it impressive.
00:32:01My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:32:03So, it's perfect.
00:32:08Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:32:12Don't worry.
00:32:13Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:32:15I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:32:18Too much.
00:32:39Let's go, Sam.
00:32:40It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:32:42Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:32:48It's my daughter's.
00:32:50Daughter's?
00:32:52Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:33:09Hey, there they are!
00:33:11Nice to meet you!
00:33:13Aw, dad.
00:33:15So glad you made it.
00:33:16Aw, I missed you.
00:33:18So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:33:22He's coming.
00:33:23Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:33:25Good, good, good.
00:33:27So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:33:31When's he arriving?
00:33:33Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:33:37Poor thing.
00:33:38Not surprising.
00:33:39I mean, she's 30.
00:33:41Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:33:44Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:33:50This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:33:54Auntie Pamela?
00:33:55Debbie?
00:33:56My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:33:59We're only worried about you.
00:34:01All these years without a husband.
00:34:04Zip it, Pamela.
00:34:06You know, you've always spoiled her rotten.
00:34:09And look what happened.
00:34:10She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:34:14I'm not alone.
00:34:15Mm-hmm.
00:34:16And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:34:22He's a manager.
00:34:24Manager of what?
00:34:26Trash.
00:34:28Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:34:32You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:34:36Actually, he's right here.
00:34:40Oh, wow.
00:34:42Wow.
00:34:43He is really good looking.
00:34:46Must be AI.
00:34:48Mm-hmm.
00:34:49Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:34:52Fake.
00:34:53That's enough.
00:34:54She's our daughter and your niece.
00:34:56Show some respect.
00:34:57Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:35:04Well, guess what?
00:35:06William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:35:08Makes 500 grand a year.
00:35:12That's half a million.
00:35:14Half a million.
00:35:15Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:35:19And speak of the devil.
00:35:24Willie, you've made it.
00:35:36There you are.
00:35:38Oh, look at you now.
00:35:40Living the dream.
00:35:42Oh, just think, Eva.
00:35:43Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:35:49So married, huh?
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52Is it serious?
00:35:54That's what marriage is.
00:35:55It's pretty serious.
00:35:57Wow.
00:35:58You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:36:01Makes sense, though.
00:36:02You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:36:05Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:36:07Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:36:10Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:36:14That's right.
00:36:15Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:36:19Women love a man in red.
00:36:22Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:36:24When I sit on my lap.
00:36:26Don't touch me.
00:36:28Oh, so entitled.
00:36:30Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:36:33And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:36:38I mean, look at that car.
00:36:40Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:36:44Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:36:47Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:36:51I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:36:59My mom would never marry.
00:37:00She already has a husband.
00:37:02He's going to kick your butt.
00:37:07Is that so?
00:37:08Well, then, where is he?
00:37:11Because I don't see him.
00:37:13Does anyone see him?
00:37:16No.
00:37:17Just like I thought.
00:37:19Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:37:22That puts you on the naughty list.
00:37:24And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:37:28Ah.
00:37:30Hey.
00:37:31Mommy.
00:37:31Hi.
00:37:32Are you okay?
00:37:33I see your hands.
00:37:34Oh, my God.
00:37:36I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:37:38Come on, then.
00:37:38Let's go.
00:37:41What the hell's the matter with you?
00:37:43How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:37:47Let me go.
00:37:48Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:37:53Let me go.
00:37:55Let me go.
00:37:55Let me go.
00:37:56Let me go.
00:38:00Let me go.
00:38:08Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:38:14Let me go.
00:38:20Let me go.
00:38:29So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:38:33All right.
00:38:33It's about that time.
00:38:34So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:38:38Uh-huh.
00:38:39Uh.
00:38:44Yeah.
00:38:45Him.
00:38:46Hi.
00:38:47Just play him on.
00:38:48seven, eight, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:38:55Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:39:18you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark if you want me to stop tell me now
00:39:27i don't want you to stop
00:39:59i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:40:07i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:40:15happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:40:22it
00:40:22i will find you
00:40:29maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend i need grandkids
00:40:36i need you message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:40:50seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:41:03still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:41:10i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir uh but first we found your fake christmas wife
00:41:16she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we
00:41:22can't have her knowing you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack up the price good
00:41:26finally i can get my mother off my back
00:41:32hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new
00:41:39daddy now auntie debbie and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:41:45sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas
00:41:49but mommy why do we have to rent daddy where's my real one
00:41:54uh
00:42:00i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:42:12daddy
00:42:13oh
00:42:13what
00:42:20daddy
00:42:21oh i'm sorry
00:42:24i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:42:28oh mommy hurry your fit christmas husband has arrived
00:42:40i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:42:50why does she feel so familiar
00:42:54she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:42:57you must be my new christmas husband so you're my new christmas wife
00:43:02see i knew you're the new daddy we had right hi my name's cyber what's your name
00:43:07sam didn't say anything about a kid max aurelius eva
00:43:12i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:43:17i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:43:24so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour
00:43:28and one thousand an hour well yeah
00:43:33it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you
00:43:38wait you're paying me 500 a day that's what i agreed with the agency
00:43:42you'll make your thousands over the week look my requirements are simple okay play my pretend
00:43:47husband come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:43:51and then my family will get off my back so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:43:58so she's getting pressure from her folks too fine but you have to help me get my mom off my
00:44:04case too
00:44:07okay deal
00:44:11ready to go get married
00:44:25wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:44:38y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:45:04okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:45:10to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:45:23you're in love
00:45:25happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:45:37bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:45:41failed last minute wait she bailed then who is
00:45:47who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:45:55sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:46:03okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas
00:46:09shopping i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family
00:46:15plan
00:46:15i think i should have some say in the gifts we'll make it more believable
00:46:23fine yeah fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:46:33let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:46:43oh what the actual
00:46:46fuck
00:46:49sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:46:55get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:47:01she does kind of look like him
00:47:06so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:47:11here let me get this
00:47:14i'm gonna love you max
00:47:17also i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:47:27in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely no
00:47:34sex yes strictly business anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:47:43what afraid you'll fall for me
00:47:47i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:47:53let's go
00:48:00here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:48:06well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:48:12attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies 12
00:48:19pumpkin pies did i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing
00:48:23here for hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special
00:48:32today spend 500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of
00:48:38the deal oh
00:48:39great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got
00:48:46here relax yeah yeah
00:48:50here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:48:55hurry up and pay
00:48:59i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:49:06thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:49:14oh wait wait not the pies you can just set those on top
00:49:23hi guys i'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:49:31of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all 12 pies
00:49:38don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away
00:49:42thank you merry christmas
00:49:50what you do that often as often as i can
00:49:58we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:50:03sit watch out
00:50:23you done feeling me up
00:50:25shut up
00:50:26oh sorry i was just in character wifey
00:50:28well stay out of character until christmas
00:50:36and don't be late
00:50:49harrison
00:50:49harrison group
00:50:50do you do construction for them or something
00:50:53sort of
00:50:54not that i'm judging i just
00:50:56need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:51:01why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison
00:51:03group i think that's respectable
00:51:06can we pick another company
00:51:08no
00:51:09harrison group is perfect
00:51:11and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too
00:51:14so it's perfect
00:51:19oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner
00:51:23don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:51:29too much
00:51:50let's go sam
00:51:52it's time to check out the new hq side
00:51:54hold on you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours
00:51:59it's my daughter's
00:52:01daughters
00:52:02give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:52:20hey there they are
00:52:21hey
00:52:22hey
00:52:22nice making
00:52:24dad
00:52:25so glad you made it
00:52:27oh i missed you
00:52:29so where's this mysterious husband we heard all about
00:52:33he's coming
00:52:34please don't tell me maximus bailed
00:52:36good good good
00:52:39so heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:52:42when's he arriving oh it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:52:48poor thing not surprising i mean she's 30. once a woman hits that age you become undateable
00:52:56plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:53:01this is exactly why i refuse to come home single this christmas
00:53:05auntie pamela
00:53:06debbie my dating life quite frankly is none of your concern
00:53:10we're only worried about you all these years without a husband zip it pamela
00:53:17you know you always spoiled her rotten and look what happened she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:53:23raising a kid all alone i'm not alone
00:53:25and what does this mysterious husband do
00:53:32he's a manager manager of what trash
00:53:39probably a cover for criminal activity
00:53:43you don't have to lie to us eva
00:53:46actually
00:53:48he's right here oh wow wow he is really good looking oh must be ai
00:54:00congratulations eva on your photoshop skills fake that's enough she's our daughter and your niece
00:54:07show some respect remember last year when i introduced you to my husband's nephew william
00:54:13and you turned him down well guess what william works for the harrison group now makes 500 grand a year
00:54:23that's half a million half a million girls are lining up for him all the way to new york
00:54:30and speak of the devil
00:54:35willie you made it
00:54:47willie you are oh look at you now living the dream
00:54:52oh just think eva well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that
00:54:58criminal waste manager so married huh is it serious
00:55:05that's what marriage is that's what marriage is it's pretty serious
00:55:08wow you must have rushed to tie the knot huh makes sense though you not being a hot young thing
00:55:15anymore dragging that kid around with no daddy yeah a bullet dodged willie meanwhile you're climbing
00:55:23the harrison group ladder that's right just bought this brand new suit my christmas bonus
00:55:30women love a man in red sexy like santa claus when i sit on my lap don't touch me oh
00:55:39so entitled
00:55:41williams a successful man of taste not waste and yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your
00:55:48baggage i mean look at that car did your husband afford anything even close to that think of the
00:55:55life i can give you and piper with all my harrison group money ditch your nobody husband and marry me
00:56:01instead i wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth
00:56:10my mom would never marry she already has a husband he's gonna kick your butt
00:56:18is that so well then where is he because i don't see him does anyone see him
00:56:28now just like i thought telling lies just like mommy that puts you on the naughty list
00:56:35and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:56:41hey mommy are you okay see your hands oh my god i want to take her in and get her
00:56:48packed stuff okay
00:56:48come on let's go what the hell's the matter with you how dare you put your filthy hands on my
00:56:56daughter
00:56:58let me go now why would i go and do a thing like that when i'm having such a good
00:57:04time let me go
00:57:20touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:57:40so i'm finding the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's about
00:57:45that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight yeah it's him hi just play him up
00:58:00six five four three two one
00:58:29you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark if you want me to stop tell me now
00:58:38i don't want you to stop
00:59:10i was so drunk last night
00:59:13i can't remember who i was with
00:59:18i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:59:26happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:59:33it
00:59:33i will find you
00:59:35i will find you
00:59:39maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend i need grandkids i need
00:59:48you
00:59:48message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
01:00:01seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
01:00:14still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
01:00:21i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir
01:00:25uh but first we found her fake christmas wife she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and
01:00:31sir make sure you use an alias we can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack
01:00:36up the price
01:00:36good finally i can get my mother off my back
01:00:43hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new
01:00:50daddy now auntie david and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
01:00:57sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to rent
01:01:02daddy where's my real one
01:01:11i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
01:01:23daddy oh i'm sorry i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
01:01:39oh mommy hurry your fit christmas husband has arrived
01:01:51i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
01:02:01why does she feel so familiar she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
01:02:08you must be my new christmas husband so you're my new christmas wife see i knew you're the new
01:02:15daddy we had right hi my name's cyber what's your name sam didn't say anything about a kid
01:02:21max aurelius eva i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
01:02:28i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
01:02:35so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour well
01:02:43yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me
01:02:50500 a day
01:02:50that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my requirements are
01:02:56simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big
01:03:01happy
01:03:01family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have a good christmas for once
01:03:09so she's getting pressure from her folks too fine but you have to help me get my mom off my
01:03:15case too
01:03:18okay deal
01:03:21ready to go get married
01:03:36wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
01:03:45thank you
01:03:49y'all guys you're supposed to look like you're in love
01:04:15okay
01:04:15uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
01:04:21to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
01:04:36happy holidays mom from my family to you
01:04:39happy holidays
01:04:48happy holidays
01:04:48bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute
01:04:53wait wait she bailed then who is
01:04:58who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
01:05:07sam don't worry about it i already found someone
01:05:15okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
01:05:21i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
01:05:26and i think i should have some say in the gifts we'll make it more believable
01:05:34fine yeah fine okay you can come
01:05:44let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
01:05:53oh what the actual
01:06:00sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
01:06:05get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
01:06:12she does kind of look like him
01:06:17so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
01:06:22here let me get this
01:06:25i'm gonna love you max
01:06:27oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
01:06:38in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not an absolutely no sex yes
01:06:48strictly business anything physical outside of that does not have any
01:06:54what afraid you'll fall for me i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of
01:07:01her having a good christmas let's go
01:07:11here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
01:07:17well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
01:07:23attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
01:07:3012 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing
01:07:35here
01:07:35for hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today
01:07:44spend 500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the
01:07:49deal
01:07:50oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just
01:07:56got here relax
01:07:58yeah yeah
01:08:01here this will do the trick okay thank you
01:08:06hurry up and pay
01:08:10i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
01:08:17thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
01:08:26oh wait wait not the pies not the pies you can just set those on top
01:08:34hi guys and i hand you all these pies
01:08:41thank you of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all
01:08:4812 pies
01:08:49don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away
01:08:53thank you thank you merry christmas
01:09:00what you do that often as often as i can
01:09:09we should go we gotta pick up paper
01:09:14sit watch out
01:09:34you done feeling me up
01:09:36shut up oh sorry i was just in character wifey
01:09:40well stay out of character until christmas
01:09:47and don't be late
01:10:00harrison group do you do construction for them or something
01:10:04sort of not that i'm judging i just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both
01:10:10of us
01:10:10alive why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's
01:10:15respectable
01:10:17can we pick another company no harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's
01:10:24husband works for them too so it's perfect
01:10:30oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
01:10:40too much
01:11:01let's go sam it's time to check out the new hq side hold on you're covered in water and you
01:11:06have a hair on
01:11:07your shoulder and it's not yours it's my daughter's daughters get me a dna test for that little girl that
01:11:45she's with
01:11:46Maximus bailed. Good, good, good. So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie. When's he
01:11:54arriving? Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people
01:11:59talking. Poor thing. Not surprising. I mean, she's 30. Once a woman hits that age,
01:12:05you become undateable. Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps. This is exactly why
01:12:14I refuse to come home single this Christmas. Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating
01:12:19life, quite frankly, is none of your concern. We're only worried about you.
01:12:23All these years without a husband. Zip it, Pamela. You know, you always spoiled her
01:12:30rotten. And look what happened. She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid
01:12:35all alone. I'm not alone. And what does this mysterious husband do?
01:12:44He's a manager. Manager? Of what? Trash? Probably a cover for criminal activity.
01:12:53Mm-hmm. You don't have to lie to us, Eva. Actually, he's right here. Oh, wow. Wow. He is really
01:13:07good-looking. Ah, must be AI. Mm-hmm. Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills. Fake. That's enough.
01:13:16She's our daughter and your niece. Show some respect. Remember last year when I introduced you to my
01:13:23husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down? Well, guess what? William works for the Harrison
01:13:29group now. Makes 500 grand a year. That's half a million. Half a million. Girls are lining up for him
01:13:39all the way to New York. And speak of the devil. Willie, you made it.
01:13:58There you are. Oh, look at you now. Living the dream.
01:14:03Oh, just think, Eva. Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married
01:14:09that criminal waste manager. So married, huh? Is it serious?
01:14:16That's what marriage is. It's pretty serious. Wow. You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
01:14:23Makes sense, though. You not being a hot young thing anymore. Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
01:14:29Ugh. A bullet dodged, Willie. Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison group ladder.
01:14:36Mm-hmm. That's right. Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus. Women love a man in red.
01:14:44Sexy, like Santa Claus. Wanna sit on my lap? Don't touch me.
01:14:50Oh, so entitled. William's a successful man of taste, not waste. And yet, for some reason,
01:14:58he's willing to overlook your baggage. I mean, look at that car. Could your husband afford anything
01:15:04even close to that? Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison group money.
01:15:09Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead. I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.
01:15:21My mom would never marry. She already has a husband. He's gonna kick your butt.
01:15:29Is that so? Well then, where is he? Because I don't see him. Does anyone see him?
01:15:38No. Just like I thought. Telling lies just like mommy. That puts you on the naughty list. And let me
01:15:47show you what happens to naughty children.
01:15:52Hey. Mommy. Hi. Are you okay? I see your hands. Oh my god. I'm gonna take her in and get
01:15:59her packed up, okay? Come on now. Let's go.
01:16:03What the hell's the matter with you? How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
01:16:09Let me go. Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good
01:16:15time? Let me go!
01:16:19Let me go!
01:16:31Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:51So, I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out.
01:16:55All right. It's about that time.
01:16:57So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
01:16:59You know what?
01:17:02Uh...
01:17:06Yeah. Him.
01:17:08Hi!
01:17:09Just play along.
01:17:11Six, five, four, three, two, one!
01:17:17Hey!
01:17:40You have a cute scar.
01:17:42It's just my birthmark.
01:17:44If you want me to stop, tell me now.
01:17:49I don't want you to stop.
01:17:50You have a cute little girl.
01:17:54I am a cute little girl.
01:18:15www.barkovc.com
01:18:17www.barkovc.com
01:18:22I was so drunk last night.
01:18:24I can't remember who I was with.
01:18:29I must return this to her so I can see her again.
01:18:37Happy New Year.
01:18:38Sam, it's me.
01:18:39Hey, find me the girl from last night.
01:18:42I don't care how.
01:18:43Just do it.
01:18:45I will find you.
01:18:51Maximus, can't you get married already?
01:18:54Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
01:18:57I need grandkids.
01:18:59I need you to...
01:18:59Message received, Mom.
01:19:01I need to go now.
01:19:02I have to inspect the new headquarters.
01:19:12Seven years.
01:19:13Why can't I ever find you?
01:19:15And why do you still haunt me?
01:19:25Still thinking about that girl?
01:19:27Boss, it's been years.
01:19:32I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
01:19:34Your vest, sir.
01:19:36But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
01:19:38She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:19:40Blonde hair, red top.
01:19:41And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
01:19:44We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
01:19:48Good.
01:19:48But finally, I can get my mother off my back.
01:19:53Hi.
01:19:54One iced vanilla latte, please.
01:19:56And one hot chocolate.
01:19:59I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
01:20:02Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
01:20:08Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
01:20:10It's just for Christmas.
01:20:11But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
01:20:14Where's my real one?
01:20:22I'll tell you when you're older.
01:20:24Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
01:20:34Daddy!
01:20:35Daddy!
01:20:36What?
01:20:42Daddy!
01:20:43No!
01:20:44I'm sorry.
01:20:46I'm not your dad.
01:20:47No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
01:20:50Oh.
01:20:52Mommy, hurry.
01:20:53Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
01:21:02I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
01:21:05He's gorgeous.
01:21:12Why does it feel so familiar?
01:21:16She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:21:17Blonde hair, red top.
01:21:19You must be my new Christmas husband.
01:21:22So, you're my new Christmas wife?
01:21:24See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
01:21:27Hi, my name's Hyper.
01:21:28What's your name?
01:21:30Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
01:21:32Max, Aurelius.
01:21:34Eva.
01:21:35I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
01:21:39I just need a wife for the holidays.
01:21:42I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
01:21:46So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
01:21:52$1,000 an hour?
01:21:53Well, yeah.
01:21:55It's $500 a day.
01:21:57Is that enough?
01:21:58That's the most that I can pay you.
01:22:00Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
01:22:02That's what I agreed with the agency.
01:22:04You'll make your thousands over the week.
01:22:06Look, my requirements are simple.
01:22:08Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
01:22:11and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
01:22:13And then my family will get off my back,
01:22:15so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
01:22:20So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
01:22:23Fine.
01:22:24But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:30Deal.
01:22:32Ready to go get married?
01:22:47Wow.
01:22:48Clean up nice.
01:22:50This is my wedding day, after all.
01:22:52Pictures.
01:23:01Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
01:23:25Touching.
01:23:26Okay.
01:23:27Well, I think we got it.
01:23:28Ooh.
01:23:29I need some photos of us together, too.
01:23:32To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
01:23:34and have a happy family.
01:23:36Yeah.
01:23:36Of course.
01:23:47Happy holidays, Mom.
01:23:49From my family to you.
01:23:59Bad news, boss.
01:24:00The agency said that the girl
01:24:01that they recruited to be your fake wife
01:24:03failed last minute.
01:24:04Wait, she bailed?
01:24:06Then who is...
01:24:09Who is she?
01:24:11Whatever.
01:24:12It doesn't matter.
01:24:14I've got what I need.
01:24:17Sam, don't worry about it.
01:24:19I already found someone.
01:24:25Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
01:24:29Christmas shopping waits for no one.
01:24:30Christmas shopping?
01:24:32I should come.
01:24:34Look, if you want me to be the husband
01:24:35in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
01:24:37I think I should have some say in the gifts.
01:24:40It'll make it more believable.
01:24:44Fine.
01:24:45Yeah, fine.
01:24:46Okay.
01:24:47You can come.
01:24:55Let's go.
01:24:56Which mall are we going to?
01:24:58Um, let's go to that one.
01:24:59No, let's go to the bank.
01:25:06What the actual fuck?
01:25:12Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
01:25:14of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
01:25:17Get me a DNA test for that little girl
01:25:19that he's with.
01:25:23She does kind of look like him.
01:25:28So when we give these gifts to my parents,
01:25:30we will say they're from you.
01:25:33Here, let me get this.
01:25:36I'm going to love you, Max.
01:25:39Also, I was thinking that since we're married,
01:25:44we should probably kiss once or twice
01:25:49in front of them.
01:25:50Okay.
01:25:51Should we use our tongues or?
01:25:53No, no, definitely not.
01:25:55And absolutely no.
01:25:56Sex?
01:25:57Yes.
01:25:59Strictly business.
01:26:01Anything physical outside of that
01:26:03is not happening.
01:26:05What?
01:26:06Afraid you'll fall for me?
01:26:09I just don't want Piper
01:26:10to have messy complications
01:26:11getting in the way
01:26:12of her having a good Christmas.
01:26:15Let's go.
01:26:22Here.
01:26:23What are you doing?
01:26:24I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
01:26:37I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.