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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 4
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00:00Feature.
00:00Snatch game and design.
00:03I definitely think I'm gonna add more, more, more.
00:05I'm gonna fight for my country.
00:07Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:10Maya Fox.
00:12Van Gogh.
00:13Congratulations.
00:15You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:17Holy shit.
00:19Caramel.
00:20Shantae Yousseh.
00:21Stardoll.
00:22Sashay away.
00:24Star is gone.
00:27I feel a little responsible and a little guilty,
00:32but also a little like, ooh.
00:34At least you're not coming back in the work room
00:36and you're gonna be mad at me.
00:37I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:39I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:43Just know I will always be a mwah, star.
00:47P.S. Van, you owe me, sis.
00:50God.
00:51I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync,
00:53a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for star.
00:56I'm like definitely in my feels right now
00:58and I need to let some things out.
00:59Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:02No, Keisha, no shade, I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:05I'm surprised by that choice.
01:07It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel,
01:10like you did better in the challenge for sure.
01:12I looked at the competition over the top of the competition,
01:15and I'm surprised by that choice.
01:17I'm surprised by that choice.
01:18It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel,
01:20the competition overall,
01:21and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:24Ultimately, I choose to save Velma,
01:26and this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:28Who's gonna be able to help me long-term?
01:31And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:33I'm a little pissed off.
01:34I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:36because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:38The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:43In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:46I just feel like it's fake as fuck, and I'm not here for it.
01:49Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me,
01:53I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
01:56At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
01:59Your look was good also like me.
02:01It was not like that clear.
02:02I do think my critiques were better.
02:04Like they said they laughed.
02:06Well, they laughed at the same joke.
02:07They said that you weren't funny though.
02:08They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:10I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:11Are we in the same room?
02:13Are we hearing the same thing?
02:14Like, is your brain not working?
02:17You like didn't get any laughs.
02:19Like they said you weren't funny.
02:20Everybody is shocked.
02:22Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:25This is something that I will remember forever.
02:28So what was your decision, Van?
02:30I'll be the first one to say it.
02:32I think Star's a threat.
02:33So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:37I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:40I don't know what Star's going to do.
02:42And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:44Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:47That part, that part.
02:51Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:53Just bare face with a wig.
02:57I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little.
03:03But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:08Season six is playing the game.
03:10The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:15No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring and they're like track record.
03:20You can't bet on an alliance.
03:23I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their world.
03:26The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:43It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
03:56So I got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot.
03:58So none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:00We made it another week.
04:01We got some wins on the board now.
04:06I have a win.
04:07Salty has a win.
04:08Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:08I'm coming up right next.
04:11Yes.
04:12Now listen here.
04:13One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:16So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:20I really didn't have a good week.
04:21I know it was a fiasco.
04:23I don't know how to land a plane.
04:25It's really important that I bounce back because of course they're going to eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:34Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:37I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:39Yeah, it's a record.
04:40There's no record.
04:41Oh, it's made it.
04:43Of course.
04:44The girls will want you.
04:45Oh, yes, of course.
04:46If I'm on the top, I'll say again if you're in Nevada and vice versa.
04:50Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:54In all tea, I lowkey had an alliance with Star.
04:56That's not true.
04:57Stop it.
04:59Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:01Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
05:04Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
05:07I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:09I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:13Yes, you did.
05:14After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:18Here we go.
05:18First doesn't let me choose and then he says I should get in the bottom.
05:22I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:25I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:30So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:34Don't mean anything.
05:34Don't mean anything.
05:35Don't mean anything.
05:36Don't mean anything.
05:37This table chat is so revealing.
05:40These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:44And that's okay because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:48Oh, here we go.
05:52Oh, Canada.
05:55Seen it already than had her.
05:58Hey, page turners.
05:59Hey.
06:00There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:03So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:09Oh, yeah.
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:15I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:21Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:24Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:31We'll talk all things fashion and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:36So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:41Okay.
06:41Then meet me in my atelier and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:46Ooh.
06:47Can I get a yes and?
06:48Yes and.
06:50Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:52Yes and Murray.
06:54On your marks, get set, pose.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:06This is crazy.
07:07First mini challenge of the season and I've never done quick drag before.
07:12We'll see how it looks.
07:17Oh, you better, bitch.
07:17I'm here.
07:28Oh, it's good to see me, isn't it?
07:30I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:37consultation on the go.
07:38I'm so excited to be here.
07:40Thank you so much.
07:41I'm a big fan of yours.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:46I saw 48.
07:47I skipped 47.
07:48I probably need to see that.
07:49You do.
07:49I was server number three.
07:51Let me see the top of your head.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:52Yes, I remember that scene.
07:53Yes, yes.
07:54Can I come in?
07:55Abs, I wish you would.
07:56I'm coming in.
07:58Okay.
07:58Thank you so much.
08:00My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:05Oh, girl.
08:06Look at you.
08:06Oh, God.
08:08What have you been up to lately?
08:09I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:11Oh, my God.
08:11I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:13Oh, okay.
08:14It was explosive.
08:15I auditioned on American Idol.
08:17Oh, you did?
08:17Yeah.
08:18It didn't air, though.
08:19Look at you.
08:19You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:21Exactly.
08:23My name is Patricia.
08:24Pat, if you're nasty.
08:25You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:29Oh, okay.
08:30This nose knows no boundaries.
08:33I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:36That's how I know you.
08:37I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:39And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:42I think I would do skinny for sure would be the first one.
08:45Punk out of bed.
08:47Punk out of bed.
08:49Cheek.
08:50That's five words.
08:51This is my new pigeon coat.
08:52Pigeon is very in right now.
08:54Is it?
08:54It is, yeah.
08:55Okay.
08:56Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop.
09:00It's farm to closet.
09:02Oh, yes.
09:02Oh, right.
09:03I mean, oh, your bosoms are, I feel like they're coming out.
09:06They're coming out.
09:07That might be something we can work on.
09:09I need some style help.
09:10Is this beaver?
09:12It's actually my back hair.
09:13It is.
09:14Yeah.
09:14I thought you took it off the back and put it on the front.
09:16Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:18I loved it.
09:19I love that shoe.
09:20Oh, yeah, thanks.
09:21This new match is always Carson.
09:22You're so flexible to rich.
09:25That's what gets me the covers.
09:27What do you think of my outfit?
09:29I do like your pocket handkerchief.
09:31Oh, thank you.
09:32Yes.
09:33The pocket square.
09:34Oh, I love a pocket square.
09:35It looks like a triangle to me.
09:37I know.
09:38I know.
09:38Who cares about geometry?
09:40I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:42Hold on.
09:43Let me see.
09:43Oh, my gosh.
09:45Look at them.
09:46Oh, my gosh.
09:48I just love love.
09:49I know.
09:50All right.
09:50We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:52Who are some of your favorite style influencers?
09:55I think her name's Melinda Verga.
09:56Melinda Verga.
09:57Melinda Verga.
09:58Oh, girl, what an interesting choice.
10:00Brooklyn Heights.
10:01Really?
10:02I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:06You see that right there?
10:07I'll lift up them.
10:07Wow.
10:08Oh, wow.
10:08They look so real.
10:10Oh, thank you.
10:10I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:12Oh, my goodness.
10:14I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:20One second, one second.
10:21Let me clap it out of you.
10:22Oh.
10:23Oh, God, I feel.
10:25What just happened?
10:27We should probably see you do a little runway walk.
10:29I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:31Oh, my God, did you fall?
10:32No, I just had too much food.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:35Over here.
10:37Oh, God.
10:37Oh, goodness.
10:40Chiropractor.
10:40Faster.
10:41Faster, faster, faster, faster.
10:43Turn.
10:44And a little jog, a light jog, a light jog.
10:46Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:47Oh, yes.
10:47Lead with the knees.
10:49I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week.
10:53And that is the actual lobster roll.
10:58That's so unique.
10:59I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:02Okay.
11:04My spoons came out.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06Where were those?
11:07This is when I lost Mr. Officer Roll 2005.
11:10Hold on.
11:10Added talent.
11:13All right.
11:13I think we're done here, so get out.
11:15Okay.
11:16Thank you so much.
11:17Thank you so much.
11:18I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:21Thanks so much.
11:22I'm banned.
11:23I'm sure you are.
11:25Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:29Yes.
11:30The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:34Sammy Landry.
11:35Oh, yeah!
11:37Good job!
11:41You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:47Ooh.
11:48Oh, my.
11:49All right.
11:50Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:53Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
11:57Oh!
12:01You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:06It is the reading battles.
12:07We've all seen it.
12:09Some of us may not love it.
12:10Reading is an art form.
12:12It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:17And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:20The goal is simple.
12:21Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:23Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:28And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:32But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:34Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:40Let me get a look here.
12:41Let me get a look.
12:43I get to pick my opponent first.
12:46Who do I want to destroy?
12:49I'm gonna go for P.M.
12:50Yes!
12:51I fucking hate you so much.
12:54I hate you more.
12:56Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:04Hazel.
13:04Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:07Who is on the same level as me?
13:10I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:15Okay.
13:17Dulce.
13:20I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go pick man, but I'm not sure.
13:23I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:25You know what?
13:26I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:28Work.
13:28Work.
13:28Yes!
13:29Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:32All right, let's find our next name.
13:36Ebony LaBelle.
13:37Ah!
13:37Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:40Here we go.
13:42So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:46You wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:49So you know what?
13:50I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
13:51Oh my god.
13:56So it's Ebony versus Maya.
13:58And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:03Fate leaves me and Van together and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:11To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:16But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:18Oh!
14:19Racers, start your engines.
14:21And may the best drag queen read.
14:27My name is Alyssa Edwards and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:33I mean truly.
14:34What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:37Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:41Oh my god!
14:44I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:47Holy!
14:48How are you?
14:49Hello my!
14:50She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:54Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
14:56Yeah!
14:57The girls wanna battle!
14:58Y'all, this is fun.
14:59I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:02But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes and allow yourself to giggle and laugh, and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:13Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:15Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:18Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:19There is a check waving to you.
15:21You better get to offending everybody.
15:23All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in the bag.
15:28But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:30I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:34So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:40Guess what?
15:41I'm laughing first.
15:42Yes.
15:42Okay.
15:43Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh, how the hell are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:47You're gonna make somebody else, somebody at home laugh.
15:49Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:53Oh, hell, bitch.
15:55You could do all of that.
15:56It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else, but what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:04And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:08Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself,
16:11or does that just kind of tie into pretty much?
16:13No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:17We want to do good.
16:18We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:19We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:21So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:24And I think that's good.
16:26Hearing Alyssa say that like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:30kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous
16:33pretty much this whole competition, but it's because it means a lot to me.
16:36This isn't just a game.
16:37Like, this is something I really want.
16:39Bring that backstage drag banter.
16:42Bring that to the main stage.
16:44I'm excited to see all this.
16:45I'm excited.
16:46And I believe in you all, all right?
16:48Now, let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:49Get the hell up out of here.
16:50I love Miss Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:00That is so gaggy.
17:02Are y'all gagged?
17:03Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:07And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:09I'm Sammy Landry.
17:11Oh, wait, say that again.
17:12Sammy Landry.
17:13That's the experience.
17:19What does that mean?
17:20It means my name.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:23It's French.
17:24Clearly.
17:24Yes.
17:25Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
17:28I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
17:29You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:32I can go for him down.
17:34I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:37You were cackling.
17:38You were having a boot and a haul, and I was obsessed with that.
17:41The judges didn't.
17:42They were like, what?
17:43Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:44I said, thoroughly.
17:46But I'm a storyteller.
17:47I learned very quickly, and these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:51And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:54Punch.
17:55You get to the punch.
17:56And delivery can be everything.
17:58Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:01Just really sell your character with it.
18:04Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:07This is all in fun.
18:09It's just drag.
18:09It's not personal.
18:10It's just drag.
18:11Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here
18:14playing too Canadian and nice, as I think some of them are quite shady.
18:20I'll stay tuned.
18:27Oh, my God.
18:28Okay.
18:29Alyssa Edwards.
18:30Alyssa.
18:31Mother fucking Edwards.
18:33She came to Moncton.
18:34No way.
18:35In 2018.
18:37I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:39So you said it was around 2018.
18:4118, yeah.
18:42You did that.
18:43How long have you been doing drag again?
18:44Nine years.
18:45Nine years.
18:45Nine years.
18:46I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
18:50And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:55My art.
18:56Art.
18:56Not my heart.
18:58But yeah, a little bit of this too.
18:59The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of experience.
19:06Exactly.
19:07I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:12It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:15I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:21It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs and I did my experience.
19:28I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:31It's a little bit sad.
19:32Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:38I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this, this heart.
19:44So, do you want to?
19:45Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:47Yeah.
19:50Wait, did you get?
19:51No, I got chosen.
19:52Who chose you?
19:53Ebony chose me.
19:54So, you're easy to read.
19:55Apparently, apparently.
19:57Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't seem on me in this challenge.
20:02I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:05Oh, oh girl, oh, oh girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:08I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony because they are the funniest
20:14bitches in the room and I need some help.
20:17I chose Maya.
20:18I don't really know too much about her.
20:20But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:22Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:26And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:31Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:34Well, yeah.
20:34Well, yes.
20:35I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:38All three of us, yeah.
20:39I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:40Oh, really?
20:41Really?
20:41Yes.
20:42Okay.
20:42You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins.
20:45Mm-hmm.
20:45And I feel like I could, you know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:51I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really,
20:54I don't want her to win.
20:57I want to deflate her ego.
20:59Just a little, you know?
21:02I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best.
21:05And I know.
21:06Well, tell me about it.
21:06Oh, we will.
21:07We will.
21:07I want to like, dig in deep.
21:09Yeah.
21:09And we will dig deep today.
21:12I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers
21:16or things they can dig out that might throw Hazel off their game
21:20because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing me.
21:24Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:26I hope so.
21:27No, I think everyone's going really to the chocolate.
21:28Look at them.
21:29They're all overlooking at us.
21:31Oh my God.
21:31Okay, let's go.
21:32Oh, my job.
21:33Thank God.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Jesus, my.
21:36Yes.
21:37The other bitches who don't understand us a little bit.
21:39No.
21:39It's not a little bit.
21:41No, I'm not a violent pantoum.
21:43No.
21:44But I try to act like a little bit.
21:45I like it too, but you know.
21:47Because at the end of the day, it's just about being funny.
21:50Yes.
21:51Like, you can act evil.
21:53Yeah.
21:54But as much as you're funny.
21:55That's right.
21:55That's right.
21:56That's right.
21:56Exactly.
21:56That's right.
21:57I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:03If it's funny, it's okay.
22:06When we bitch, but we bitch.
22:08I don't know how intense.
22:10Yeah, yeah.
22:10You're not cruel.
22:11No, so that's why I'm like, but I'm also confident because I think I have a good way of writing.
22:17This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:21The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:25So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:31The order of the word is so important in comedy.
22:46When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
23:02Welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race.
23:06She's my favorite naughty librarian.
23:08It's Tracy Melshor.
23:09Hey, Brooke Brock.
23:11Hi, Trace.
23:12What is your favorite kind of read?
23:13Petulant.
23:14Oh, noted.
23:16And it's style superstar, Carson Kressley.
23:20Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:22Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount Me's.
23:27I think you mean the Mounties.
23:29No, I mean Mount Me's.
23:31And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas, the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:37I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
23:40Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:42Only in my dreams.
23:45This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:49Racers, start your engines.
23:51And may the best drag queen win.
23:56This category is My Chemical Reaction.
24:03First up, Hazel.
24:05My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
24:10There is the silver plated side and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
24:16If only she had a brain.
24:17Bitch, fuck Joan of Arc.
24:19It's Hazel of Arc.
24:20I'm here to stomp on this competition.
24:23Thank you for being an alloy.
24:26Maya Fox.
24:31I'm ready to serve you Eruption, baby.
24:33I am the volcano.
24:35We have rubble all on this down.
24:37We've got lava coming out.
24:39It is moving.
24:40It is flowing.
24:41She is smoking.
24:42That's my Mount Vesuvacissi.
24:45I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:47I am melting all over this stage.
24:49What a hot hat.
24:51Pompeii, I say.
24:53Ebony LaBelle.
24:56Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
24:58She got her pretty dress on.
25:00She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
25:02She's reading the good old Val magazine.
25:05Shoot that high here.
25:06And I turn around, boom.
25:08Now she done turned it and burnt it.
25:10The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
25:13But isn't she so glamorous?
25:15Hair today, gone tomorrow.
25:19PM.
25:19My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
25:24Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:27On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:30I am disgusting.
25:31I am a deep coffee stained yellow.
25:34And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:38Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:43Fanned off.
25:44My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
25:47Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:51I wanted to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
25:54So I got bones coming out.
25:56Baby, I'm giving you horror.
25:58I'm giving you spooky.
25:59Spooky.
26:00Spooky.
26:03It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
26:07Caramel.
26:08Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:11What the fudge?
26:13This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
26:16I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that I can really
26:20strut down.
26:21I think I see her ganache.
26:24Caramel is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:28Sammy Landry.
26:30My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:35Oh my god, I crystallized you guys.
26:38I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:40I'm not a scientist.
26:41I'm a drag queen.
26:43Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe.
26:45I wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
26:51This is the glam, Sammy.
26:53Saltina Shaker.
26:55My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
26:59That's me freezing.
27:02It's kate minus eight, barren height.
27:06I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen, but I'm slowly freezing to death, putting
27:14the cyst in cryogenesis.
27:16Cis.
27:17She's giving us the cold shoulder.
27:18I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock.
27:23And at the very end, I bust open and you see everything that's inside of me.
27:28I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:30A lot of browns, a lot of like almost orangey colors, maybe a bit of crystallization,
27:35which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:38I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:40Not a soul could rock.
27:42Velma Jones.
27:44The graceful mother nature has arrived.
27:47It's precipitation, but fashion.
27:51The hair clouds discharge with water.
27:54The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
27:58Here she is, world.
28:00It's Stormy Daniels.
28:03I want to take my time for the judges to really
28:06take it in and really appreciate all the details.
28:09Is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:12Somebody tell the truth.
28:18Welcome to Reading Battles.
28:20Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
28:25You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:30The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:34And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:38We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:43So don't hold back.
28:54Welcome to our first battle.
28:56The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
28:59It's Van Gogh.
29:03And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
29:08It's Saltina Shaker.
29:12Let the reading begin.
29:15Hello, everyone.
29:15My name is Van Gogh.
29:17I am the little devil with the list, also known as the front-runner of the competition.
29:22Saltina is so desperate for another win.
29:25She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:28And she's still gonna lose.
29:30But it'll remind her of week one.
29:33All right.
29:33Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:35Whatever the fuck PM is.
29:37How are we doing tonight?
29:40You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
29:45But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
29:51Saltina, you are the queen of social media.
29:53And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
29:57From the main stage back to Ottawa.
29:59What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:08They're both migrating as we speak.
30:14Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:16I know.
30:22Van walks into a bar.
30:24Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:29Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:36My theory?
30:38Your parents were relatives.
30:42I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:45Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:48A blobfish?
30:49If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home and...
30:53Let me know what you think.
30:55Let me know what you think.
30:56Um, hence, it's hideous.
31:01Thank you guys.
31:05Well done.
31:06The reading battle is on.
31:08A real war of words.
31:09Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:13Van Gogh, I can tell that you host, I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:17Saltina.
31:18You had some great zingers in there.
31:20Canada Goose, Migration.
31:21I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:25I was a little worried about you at first, but you really found your rhythm at the end.
31:29And you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:31And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:36I think this is a double act, something you two both should take on the road together.
31:40Good and evil.
31:41The winner of this reading battle is...
31:46Saltina Shaker.
31:48Yay!
31:53Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
31:55Yay!
31:56That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Gogh, you lost your battle and you may be up for elimination.
32:01It's time for our next battle.
32:08Now, despite popular beliefs, she did not shoot Selena.
32:14It's Dulce!
32:17Oh my God, that's great.
32:19And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:22It's Velvet Jones!
32:24Let the readings begin!
32:28Well, hello, everyone.
32:30My name is Dulce, and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:35To warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of toss to the side, Velma.
32:39Hi, everybody, NPM.
32:44I'm Velma Jones.
32:45I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
32:47And the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
32:52Girl, neither will we.
32:54Don't worry.
32:55Oh, Dulce.
32:57I like Dulce Delici.
33:02What's missing?
33:03Oh, taste.
33:05Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:11Velma is so white.
33:12When Feast, girl, I know about Feast.
33:16But when I first met Velma, she thought I was house cleaning.
33:20She did.
33:21And when production first said hard ice, she got so excited because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:26Oh, my God, girl.
33:31Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:36And judging by how she's dressing, hey, grandma.
33:43I'm surprised you know the word grandma, because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:47Yeah.
33:47Oh, yeah, sure.
33:48But my grandma loved me.
33:50She's the only one that does.
33:52Fuck, Dulce is so poor.
33:59Well, yes, well, yes.
34:01She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs and use them as coupons at grocery store.
34:07I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom.
34:12I know she could have used them.
34:13But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:17No, she does.
34:18She does.
34:19But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
34:22we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
34:27No girls are reading.
34:29Dulce is from the city of London.
34:33And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:37I'm like, oh, yeah.
34:42Velma, Velma!
34:46Wow.
34:47Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
34:51Dulce loved your confidence.
34:53I loved how you commanded the stage.
34:56Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that English is not your first language.
35:01You surprised me.
35:03Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:06The winner of this reading battle is...
35:11Velma Jones, congratulations.
35:17You have won your reading battle.
35:21Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
35:27It's time for our next battle.
35:29She's not viral.
35:36She's just diseased.
35:39It's Sammy Landry.
35:44And they're polyamorous.
35:46But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:50It's P.M.
35:52Let the reading begin.
35:57Pussy milk.
35:57That is the name that P.M. chose for themselves.
36:04It's a little hard to process.
36:07It might be because I'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name.
36:11Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
36:21My name is P.M., just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:26Um, Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:32The only funny thing about you, though, is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister.
36:38P.M., poorly made.
36:44P.M., problematic mug.
36:50Your makeup is a little dry, kind of like your punchline.
36:57Okay, you got me with that one.
37:02Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you and I'm gonna say them really slowly because you're from Moncton and that means you're an idiot.
37:13Pimple patches.
37:16You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart, and we don't want to see it anymore.
37:22Oh, my.
37:23P.M., patchy mullet.
37:26Oh, my gosh.
37:30Your drag belongs in the dark P.M. hours because I don't want to see it.
37:39We have an animal on stage and from your lip sync, you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:45And your teeth, are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:51I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here, okay?
37:55P.M., poop muncher.
38:02And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time like Sammy has in this competition.
38:11Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:14Thank you so much.
38:16You two went in really engaging with each other.
38:19I'd love to see it.
38:20Sammy, all of those P.M.'s were great.
38:22They were clever, they were inventive, but most importantly, they were funny.
38:26Both of you, well done, bravo.
38:29The winner of this reading battle is...
38:36Sammy Landry.
38:41That means, P.M., I'm sorry, my dear.
38:43You lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:49It's time for our next battle.
38:51If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
39:01It's Hazel.
39:03That was good.
39:04That was good.
39:05And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
39:08It's Caramel.
39:12Let the reading begin.
39:14Hello, everyone.
39:15My name is Hazel.
39:18Her name is Disappointment.
39:19Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
39:24Now, the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:29That did not come out how it should.
39:30Not at all.
39:31Not one bit.
39:32Well, you know, fuck my drag.
39:33Okay, next.
39:35Hazel threw her sister P.M. under the bus last week.
39:38She must go through a lot of razors shaving those two faces.
39:42Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:45Oh.
39:45Oh.
39:47Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
39:52Bitch, your name should be crunchy.
39:56It is Caramel with a K, and this is Hazel without her K.
40:00Ketamine.
40:02Oh, shit.
40:03Girl.
40:04Oh, shit.
40:05Oh.
40:07Girl, I know.
40:08Girl, P.M.
40:09P.M. told you that one, bitch.
40:11We see it in your nostrils.
40:14You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
40:17The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
40:23No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:27You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense,
40:32because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity.
40:37Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav,
40:40because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:46But I still sent Star home with no makeup on.
40:52Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
40:57Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining.
41:00You're sheening!
41:05Stupid.
41:07So stupid.
41:10Okay, gorgeous gowns.
41:11Hazel, I relate to you.
41:14Because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script, all right?
41:19When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us,
41:23you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:28Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither.
41:31You know, you stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:35And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:39You had some really great jokes in there.
41:41And you finished on such a high note for me.
41:43And it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:46The winner of this reading battle is...
41:51Caramel.
41:56Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a preliminary.
42:00Darn.
42:02It is time for our final battle.
42:04St. Catharines has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
42:15It's Ebony LaBelle.
42:19And she puts the East in beast.
42:22It's Maya Foxx.
42:24Not that.
42:24Yes.
42:25Let the reading begin.
42:28I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
42:31I mean, goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me love.
42:38Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen.
42:40Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:43Hi, Maya.
42:46Miss Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:49Yeah, mm-hmm.
42:52Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
43:01I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
43:06Oh, my gosh.
43:07Oh, my gosh.
43:09Oh, my gosh.
43:10This bitch is always interrupting people.
43:12So, Ebony, the next time you need to say something, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:18I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
43:25Let me give you some nice words, okay?
43:27Because I am kind.
43:28It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick.
43:36Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:39Oh, girl.
43:42Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:45I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:48Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
43:53Wait a minute.
43:54She don't got a chin, either.
43:55She can't.
43:56You're waiting to meet this or her?
43:59This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:05Listen, we got to work on that drag name.
44:07She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could try Maya Horse or, uh,
44:13Maya Taste is Awful or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up after this week's challenge.
44:18Woo!
44:21Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle and that's a man, Maury.
44:24Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:30I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:32Yes.
44:32What an epic showdown.
44:34Ebony, let's talk.
44:36Gorgeous, confident, strong.
44:39The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:41I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:43Ah!
44:44You give me a character right out of Paris' Barney.
44:48Ah, Maya.
44:50It was a very Canadian approach.
44:51Yeah.
44:52You had great material.
44:53I love to raise your hand.
44:55You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
44:59The winner of this reading battle is...
45:03Ebony LaBelle.
45:04Woo!
45:05Yes!
45:07Thank you so much!
45:08You're loving!
45:09Yay!
45:11Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:19Congratulations to our battle winners this week.
45:22You all burnt your opponents to a crisp, but one of you really stirred the pot.
45:30Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
45:36You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
45:39Yes, I am!
45:40You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:46Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
45:49Yes, ma'am!
45:50Ooh, that's like good money.
45:51That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
45:55Van Gogh, Maya Fox, you are both safe.
46:02Which means Dulce, PM, and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you were the bottom three this week.
46:09Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver, granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
46:20You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
46:25As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:28You may leave the stage.
46:29Oh girl, the reading battles have come to a close.
46:37The reading battles were so much fun.
46:39We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
46:43You're welcome, season five.
46:45We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe.
46:48She's won a challenge!
46:49Yeah!
46:50Yeah, cheers!
46:52Well deserved.
46:54I motherfucking ate that.
46:55Yes, you did!
46:56Yes, you did!
46:57Yes, you did!
46:57Bitch, I won!
47:04Bitch, I win!
47:05Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
47:08I'm just like so proud of myself.
47:09Oh, I know these holes are bad.
47:11And Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
47:14We killed it up there.
47:16We did great.
47:17You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
47:21And this is my redemption.
47:25Bitch, you were so funny.
47:27The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:29Sorry for disaster.
47:32I am funny.
47:36My spot is secured.
47:38I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:40I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:46It sucks.
47:46I feel like I haven't been like reaching the potential that I know I can.
47:51I feel like my drag is like fucking sickening.
47:54I'm happy you won.
47:56I wish I won.
47:57But it is what it is.
47:59My track record is good.
48:01I've been in the top.
48:02I've never gotten the beaver.
48:04I'm going to continue to fucking do better.
48:07I don't want to throw you two under the bus either.
48:09Because like I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
48:12You guys are more used to it.
48:13But I'm not.
48:15I was waiting for that.
48:16I was waiting for it.
48:17I was waiting for it.
48:17The way you're feeling right now is the way that I was feeling a couple weeks ago.
48:21It's like you're doing good.
48:24You know you wanted that moment.
48:25You wanted that win.
48:26And you're having a little short spot.
48:29Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:31I deserve to stay here.
48:33But I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:35If they're playing it by track record, it should be me.
48:38No questions asked.
48:39No shade, I want the beaver just as much as you do again.
48:42You know, like if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season,
48:45then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:47I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone that I am a threat in this competition
48:52and not a fucking flat white.
48:53God, I would kill for a flat white.
48:55Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:01Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez.
49:04So fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:06I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:09I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
49:14So for me to sit down and put pen to paper
49:16and make people laugh today is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:21And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good.
49:26I feel good.
49:28And I did good today.
49:30I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:32because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly.
49:36When I was 16, I had my time with the beaver.
49:38Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:39Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:41Hi, Kiana.
49:42If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:45I would use it on PM.
49:46I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:48Uh, I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:51I think she's got the best track record.
49:54Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:55No, I said for sure.
49:56Oh, okay.
49:57Well, I mean, for me, I think, I think like Hazel,
50:00I think you already had the beaver.
50:02This is how I would process it.
50:03PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:05Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:07You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
50:09I don't know what Ebeneez is going to do here.
50:11She's got some really strong options,
50:12but she could also make a move in this competition.
50:14She also has an alliance with everybody up in here,
50:16so I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:18There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
50:19I can fully just base it off of today.
50:21I can base it off a track record.
50:23I can also base it off of what I think is going to come next.
50:26What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:28Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:31I know that Ebeneez is playing this game strategically,
50:35so I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny,
50:40so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:42Ebeneez, can I say something though?
50:44Yes.
50:44I feel like this week I rose, and I feel like I'm headed upwards.
50:49And if you were to ever find yourself down, I would scratch your back for sure.
50:55And I would scratch it so good.
50:57I feel like I didn't flop this week, and I really want to be here.
51:01And I will get you back if you get me this week.
51:04And you know what?
51:04D'all say and I can say the exact same thing, too.
51:07Literally, girl, re-fucking-tweet.
51:09But you don't mean it.
51:10What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:12Because you put me out there last week, and I'm one of your best friends.
51:14Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week.
51:17You didn't choose me.
51:19I was in the moment, but anyone else would have fucking chosen you.
51:23And that's the thing.
51:24So it is what it is.
51:26You know what I think?
51:27I think let them settle it out on the lip sync.
51:29Let them down.
51:30Save me.
51:31Make it real simple.
51:32They need stuff to work out.
51:34Make them lip sync.
51:35Down.
51:36But I also want to see you turn the party, Doolsay.
51:38Pardon?
51:39You said you could turn the party, and I want to see you go out there.
51:42I want to see you go.
51:43Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
51:44Like, whether we lip sync or not, like, I'm fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:47I love this untuck.
51:48Ah!
51:49PM gave me a very good offer that if I scratch their back now, they'll scratch my back later.
51:56I do believe them.
51:57I really do.
51:58Bitch, not everybody making that plea, so I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
52:03I don't know.
52:04Girl, I just gotta make a damn decision.
52:13Welcome back, queens.
52:16Ebony LaBelle.
52:17Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:20Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:23Y'all did not make it easy this week.
52:25Whoever I don't save, bitches, fight it out on the stage.
52:29I have chose to save Dulce.
52:35Well, I'll be damned.
52:41Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:44You may join the others at the back.
52:47I love you, Alyssa.
52:51PM, Hazel, I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
52:57Two queens stand before us.
53:02Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Dumb Blonde by Avril
53:08Levine featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:10This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
53:18The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:27Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
53:34I ain't no Dumb Blonde, I ain't no stupid Barbie doll, I got my game on.
53:43Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
53:45Well there you go again, telling me where I belong.
53:48You put me on the bench, don't think that I can play strong.
53:53So quick to condescend, well you think I'm empty, I'm not.
53:57You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
54:02I'm a babe, I'm a boss, and I'm making this my day, uh-huh.
54:06I can flip like a switch and I cut like a blade, try to get enough.
54:11I can sting like a bee, but I'm sweeter than hot day, uh-huh.
54:15And I'm quick as a whip, so get out of my way.
54:18Come and get enough.
54:20I ain't no Dumb Blonde, I ain't no stupid Barbie doll, I got my game on.
54:26Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:29I ain't no Dumb Blonde, I am a freakin' cherry ball.
54:33That's right, I need your icon.
54:35Come watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:37Stand up everybody, get up, say it loud.
54:41We're bombshells raising hell now.
54:44Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:46Stand up everybody, get up, say it loud.
54:50We're bombshells raising hell now.
54:52Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:55Yo, I ain't playing, but I won the cup.
54:56Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
54:59It was me, young Avril, security tuck.
55:01In the back just in case one of y'all run up.
55:03One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
55:05When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
55:07All I hatin' you was doin', got the Barbie poppin'.
55:10Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'.
55:12But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
55:14Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me.
55:16I am the prototype, the pink prinkin'.
55:19No, I don't want no frauds, wink, wink.
55:20Oh man, I ain't no Dumb Blonde, I ain't no stupid Barbie doll, I got my game on.
55:27Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:29I ain't no Dumb Blonde, I am a freakin' cherry ball.
55:34Oh yeah, I'll be your icon.
55:36Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:38Stand up everybody, stand up, say hello.
55:42Get loud, shells, raise and count now.
55:45Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:47Stand up everybody, stand up, say hello.
55:51Let's go, shells, raise and count now.
55:53Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:56Woo!
55:57Woo!
55:58Woo!
55:59Woo!
56:00Woo!
56:01Woo!
56:02That was great, bitch.
56:03Wow!
56:04Wow!
56:05Queens, we have made our decision.
56:09P.M.
56:10Shantae you stay.
56:24I'm getting so stressed.
56:26I'm the only person I wanted to be.
56:28Woo!
56:29I need you to go with me.
56:31Go with it, go with it.
56:33Hazel, yes, behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise.
56:42Thank you so much for this opportunity.
56:45I feel so blessed to be here.
56:47Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
56:50Now sashay away.
56:52This flat white will end fit now.
56:56Love you.
56:57Love you.
56:58Love you.
56:59You can catch me on my one person comedy show coming very soon.
57:08You got any cop tickets?
57:13I feel very disappointed.
57:15I just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer just besides
57:21that iconic lip sync.
57:24You bitch.
57:31Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:33Oh my God.
57:39The beautiful Hazel, you are absolutely beautiful like you said.
57:45You should be so proud of yourself.
57:47This is just the beginning.
57:48And that's what it's about.
57:49I know.
57:50I sashayed away a few times in my time.
57:54Get your person.
57:55Come on.
57:56Let's go.
57:57We going to Texas?
57:58Let me take her.
57:59Let me take her.
58:00Is the bus still running?
58:02Yeah, it is.
58:03Baby, you going to the train station or something.
58:06Girl, hit it.
58:07Congratulations, Queens.
58:09You live to slay another day.
58:13The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:16So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:21Here!
58:23That's right.
58:24Now let the music play.
58:25You wear it well.
58:26If lipstick painted on, you wear it well.
58:30Use your suits, you, ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:34Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:37You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:41Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:43You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
58:46on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
58:49I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
58:52This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
58:55It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter.
58:58It's about the connections you make along the way.
59:00Girl, this is boring.
59:01I love this talk show, by the way.
59:03Wow!
59:04You were made for TV.
59:05You're like Cindy Lou Who's bloody cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
59:11Tanya!
59:12Yeah!
59:13Yeah.
59:14Yeah.
59:15Yeah.
59:16Yeah.
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