Botchamania 523

Botchamania Yet Again

Hello Windjammers, time to GIVE UP and tap out while enjoying the botchiest moments of Saturday Night's Main Event, Deadline, Survivor Series and everything else in between!   Thanks To...   The Fizz for the lovely thumbnail  Funny T for the wonderful Taz & Excalibur drawings  Tapla for the magnificent Booker and Vic Joseph  Matt Kempke for recording everything  brickmeatcastle for that one image  martinocampok for wasting money  lbdnytetrayn for Heyman shove kid  jasonsalazar16 for more money wasted  Brianmurphypw for himself  Born2beslicker for Gunther vs. kid   Music...   Crystal Crusaders (Final Fantasy IV - Battle 2) (2023 Remaster) by Gametal   Endings...   aeonlinear for Friday Night  RonyMac for El Grande Coffee  Russell Franchise for crunch and ribs  Murdoink for Brock plummeting  deltana721 for Sheamus in IT  Joshua Jackson for Reservoir Road Dogg  Bloody Vicious for reaching for the sky  j3d1b0b for Stupid Stupid  Irish Wrestling & Entertainment for new shiny belts  Richie Head for the new Northern Boys yayyy    But regardless of what you do, take care of yourself and drink plenty of water and I'll see you at 524!

Transcript

00:00I know, I know I've let you down

00:05I've been a fool to myself

00:08I thought that I could live but no one else

00:13But now, through all the hurt and pain

00:17It's time for me to respect

00:20The ones you love me more than anything

00:25So with sadness in my heart

00:30Feel the best thing I could do

00:33Is end it all and live forever

00:38What's done is done, it feels so bad

00:42But once was happy, now it's sad

00:46I'll never love again, my world is ending

00:52Come on

01:09Readers at the Royal Rumble

01:14And that leads you to the road to Wrestlemania

01:16Which will be off the charts

01:18Jumping back to Cena

01:19You know, it's rare that people

01:23One, see the end there

01:25And then think this is exactly how I want to go out

01:27Part of what we do, that is the role we have chosen

01:29Was there ever even a question in your mind

01:33That this would be what the end looked like?

01:35I'm actually mildly disappointed

01:36I thought it would be so much louder

01:38Don't touch me, motherfucker

01:51Get out

01:52No, I don't want your number

01:56No, I don't want to give you my name

01:58Go, go, go, go, go

04:31Homer, it's really coming down.

04:34Could you check on the boys?

04:35Cody Rhodes is...

04:37They're fine.

04:40Well, Corey Graves, I hope you're watching.

04:42This is a little window into what may happen in the upcoming men's war games match.

04:47This is going to be a moonsault by Logan Paul that's going to take everyone out.

04:50Are you ready?

04:50Watch this.

04:51Three, two, one.

04:53Oh, my goodness.

04:54Oh, my goodness.

04:54Eddie, come out for me, please.

05:03It is an end of an era.

05:05An end to dominance because there's one more match remaining in the GOATS' legendary career.

05:16One week for tonight, the last time.

05:22Shut the fuck up, you cunt!

05:25I don't care if it's Judgment Day, and we don't care if it's Rio, because Lyra and Valkyria ain't a team to mess with.

05:33Oh, I know.

05:36I heard it, too.

05:38Here's some music.

05:42What I want is the old CM Punk.

05:46A guy that walked the halls as a feared man back there.

05:50A guy that beat the rock.

05:55That never, uh, happened.

05:58Homer, it's really coming down.

06:01Could you check on the girls?

06:02Anyway, you can survive war games.

06:05Oh, my gosh.

06:06She's fine.

06:11Y'all talk too much.

06:13You talk too much.

06:15You never shut up.

06:17I said you talk too much.

06:19Oh, boy, you never shut up.

06:21Like, go.

06:25Oh, my God.

06:28And I'm actually...

06:31surprised that Ariel Hawane didn't ask Tony about MVP.

06:35MVP, because MVP's getting really old, and he's starting to get dementia.

06:39And he actually had the gall to call it the international title.

06:44But you know what else is interesting, Tony?

06:46The history of the newly debuting AEW international title.

06:52And I want to let you know that it is the AEW national title, and you are looking at the inaugural champ.

07:00What is the charge?

07:02Eating a meal?

07:02Oh, a succulent Chinese meal.

07:05Here I can tell.

07:07I have an eye for these things.

07:09The educated feet as Akira goes low, takes good foot off his feet.

07:14And what a beautiful dropkick right at the temper there.

07:17Well, if you bring up those educated feet, I have the opposite, I have flat feet, but hey, it got me 30% from the V.A., so I'm not going to complain.

07:29Akira up top.

07:30They get a slice.

07:31Brad number two through the table.

07:34Go up quick if he's going up.

07:36Akira's going to ring through, tighten it up that top rope.

07:39Akira risking it all.

07:40Double knees.

07:43We'll be seeing Akira in the semifinals.

07:47I've got that holy shit look on my face because, holy shit, what a mask.

07:52And now, Akira trying to take it out on this table.

07:56Yeah, that table's been going in the business for himself.

07:59I can tell he had that, he had that look at what, look.

08:01No, look at the cut he just gave himself.

08:05Shout outs to Matthew.

08:07That's me.

08:10Trapped against the turnbuckle, and now Sky, the powerbomb.

08:15Julia Hart is legal for the sisters.

08:18And Julia, she likes that big swan diving moonsault press from the top, and she lands it.

08:26Oh, no.

08:27Instead, he almost had an elbow drop.

08:28What the freaking heck was that?

08:31What?

08:31I say, go away, boy.

08:33You bother me.

08:34I am not someone who talks too much.

08:41You don't talk too much.

08:43You shut up.

08:45I said, you don't talk too much.

08:47Oh, boy, you shut up.

08:49Yo, Joe, love you, dog.

08:51I'm a ghost.

08:53Are you kidding?

08:54I'm cussing.

08:54You can't cuss.

08:56No swearing.

08:57No swearing.

08:58What are you going to do?

08:59You tell me.

09:00That's you.

09:01You suck.

09:02Love me.

09:02No one likes you.

09:04You don't want me.

09:06You can take off the double-edged.

09:09Everyone likes you.

09:12Take my hand.

09:13I dare you.

09:14I dare you.

09:16I'm similar.

09:17I dare you.

09:18Regal, Lexus, and Charlie Dempsey all standing in a room.

09:34Lexus is cradling his cup.

09:37Ava says, Lexus, you won by disqualification.

09:43At that point, I was like, stop.

09:47Just stop.

09:49I've been researching the rules.

09:52I talked to Jenny in the fucking library.

09:55She then gives the fucking cup back to Charlie Dempsey.

09:58And when it was over, I was fuming.

10:01I had smoke pouring out of my ears and my eyes.

10:05I was vomiting flame.

10:07And then they go back to the announcers.

10:11And Booker T says,

10:13Are you fucking kidding me?

10:20You complained for like three straight segments last week

10:28that the cup couldn't change hands on a DQ.

10:32What the hell is he talking about?

10:33I don't know, change on a disqualification.

10:36What the hell's going on here?

10:37What is this business coming to?

10:40Your fucking partner told you over and over again,

10:44yes, it can change hands on a DQ.

10:46You insisted.

10:47You fucking insisted.

10:51In segment after segment after segment

10:54that it couldn't change hands on a fucking DQ.

10:58And after all that,

11:00it turns out you're right.

11:02And then you say,

11:04That's unfair!

11:07Fuck!

11:09God!

11:10Yeah.

11:11I don't deserve this.

11:13Do you understand?

11:13I don't.

11:15I'm a good person.

11:17I don't.

11:19It's got a gun!

11:30It's Friday night!

11:31And you know what that means!

11:33It's time for Friday night!

11:34That's why I love

11:52Nestle Crunch!

11:55One more turn, Dill!

12:06Oh, yeah.

12:08Now brace yourself for it, man.

12:11Brace yourself.

12:11Thank you, Ted.

12:24Thank you, Ted.

12:36That was the joke.

12:37That was the joke.

12:38Thank you, Ted.

12:52Thank you, Ed.

12:53I'm not afraid of you.

13:23What bird has the most elaborate, the most complex, and the most beautiful song in

13:53the world.

13:54I guess there are lots of contenders, but this bird must be one of them.

13:59The superb Lyrebird of Southern Australia.

14:23I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

14:35I trained, look at me, I'm so big.

14:38I ain't nothing but a big piece of shit.

14:40A big, sad piece of shit.

14:41But now when he's about, he warns you, as you might say, with his tick-tock, tick-tock,

14:49tick-tock.

14:50Hey, hey, hey, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze!

15:19He's good.

15:27He's non-toxic.

15:29You'll be alright.

15:40Excuse me.

15:41Seems to be some sort of mistake.

15:43I bought a WWE ticket.

15:45And now I have no money?

15:46That's how much it costs.

15:49Why is it special?

15:50WWE.

15:52Does it produce some kind of dizzying high, or?

15:56I'm kind of a face.

15:57Who broke my heart?

16:04You don't, you don't.

16:06Up to the target.

16:08Blank you, you, you think you're smart.

16:12He kicks to jaw and face!

16:16Greetings, good man.

16:18Might I trouble you for a drink?

16:20Oh, get out of here, Homer.

16:22Homer?

16:23Who is Homer?

16:25My name is Guy Incognito.

16:30Oh my god.

16:36This man is my exact double.

16:38That dog has a puffy tail.

16:43Earpuff!

16:44Earpuff!

16:44Kill me now, baby, kill me quick.

16:57I want to die while I'm high as a rocket ship.

17:00Look, motherfucker, I'm a unicorn.

17:02And I can shoot rainbows from me shriveled dick.

17:04I'm so high, don't bring me down.

17:06Me wife is the biggest fucking bitch in town.

17:09Fuck you, woman, I'm a superstar.

17:11And I'm flying high, you can't touch me now.

17:13I got problems, and they're in me head.

17:15I got a sock on.

17:16When I go to bed, I can't sleep.

17:18So I just reach for the big fat clack.

17:20What can I smoke that instead?

17:22I'm all alone now.

17:23Said I'm on me own, so come on over.

17:26These moho's me home, got fat disease.

17:28And they're dark and twisted.

17:29They're different than they get an out-of-air ballistic.

17:32Let's go to Nirvana, baby.

17:34Take this pipe to the promised land.

17:36One hit and that's all it takes.

17:38Let's dance to the tune of the Magic Man.

17:41Let's go to Nirvana.

17:43Nirvana, baby.

17:51Take this pipe to the promised land.

17:53One hit and that's all it takes.

17:55Let's dance to the tune of the Magic Man.

17:58Poop, baby.

17:59Pass the pipe.

18:00Fuck my face with the crack supply.

18:03I'm in the clouds, let me fuck the sky.

18:05I'm a crack king, baby.

18:06Taste it, bye.

18:07Good sleep, Lord.

18:08Can you psych me down?

18:09Take my soul.

18:10Fuckin' take it now.

18:11Crush my head with a tractor wheel and just let me rot in the fuckin' ground.

18:16Back flip into me yoga stance.

18:18I do the downward dog.

18:19Then I throw me pants off.

18:21And if you wanna shuffle to the forward fold, I whip me bald head and suck me own balls.

18:26Self-comfort if I feel low.

18:27Memories of me ex-wife hurt my soul.

18:30She took the kids and the keys to the home, so I hit the crack pipe and get off me dome.

18:34Now let's go.

18:35Let's go to Nirvana, baby.

18:37Take this pipe to the promised land.

18:39One hit and it's all it takes.

18:41Let's dance to the tune of the Magic Man.

18:43Let's go to Nirvana, baby.

18:46Take this pipe to the promised land.

18:48one hit and it's all it takes let's dance to the tune of the magic man baby kevin show him what you

18:54got what you got little kevin show him what you got what you got baby kevin show him what you got

18:59little kevin little kevin show him what you got baby kevin show him what you got little kevin

19:05show him what you got baby kevin show him what you got baby kevin little kevin show him what you got

19:11Thanks for watching, Windjammers.

19:17Ahem.

19:18Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?

19:22Because it didn't have the gut.

19:25That's alright, actually.

19:27Yeah, 7 out of 10.

19:28Bye, Shirt.

19:29I got my baby back reels.

19:47Baby back reels.

19:48Chili's grills like no place else.

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