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Botchamania Yet Again
  • 2 days ago
yay it's back. YouTube really didn't like Darby in the Mortal Kombat lava but didn't seem to mind him drowning in AEW for real. Huh.

Music...
Phat Attack by Frank Klepacki (Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 - Yuris Revenge OST)
Get A Haircut by George Thorogood And The Destroyers

Thanks To...
The Fizz for the lovely thumbnail
Funny T for the wonderful Taz & Excalibur drawings
Tapla for the magnificent Booker and Vic Joseph
Matt Kempke for recording everything
Luke Matthews for the table clips from Perth ooo
Mystery Wrestling for low ceilings
nadjei for themself
TripleHobbies for Roman's balls
Mystery Wrestling for being mysterious
Corvus 1322 for the pin that wasn't
R3Jonah for Rico
Luke Matthews for the table stuff
Shelley for her channel
PhoulBallz for clipping that Shelley clip
cafederene for Brian Hebner talking about that Shelley match

Endings...
Rossiscookin for Botch Boss Man
laprasking for whyyoulittle
uppergwladysblu for Byker Mone
Matt Myers for Cena talking stuff
platinumb3rlitz for Penta mad
Nourishedpsyche for Cena's accolades
Matt Orizaga for lovely things
Murdoink for Mortal Kombat thingies
Rony Mac for flares
stanthedrybear for her majesty's secret service
El Grande Australiano for KEVIN
chibibuizel for SAY THE LINE
sgtviperx for salty moxley
Irish Wrestling And Entertainment for (censored)
WrestleDee for the third part in the thrilling trilogy

But regardless of what you do, take care of yourself and drink plenty of water and I'll see you at 522! God knows when that'll be, life is bad right now. Hope yours is better.

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Transcript
00:00The Kybobs joined me, and the Fredonians after that.
00:06All the Pissant tribes with names that should be forgotten.
00:10I knew from the start I'd need to eradicate this plague of tribal identities,
00:15replacing them with a monolithic culture, a uniform identity.
00:19So that's what I did once my confederation of tribes was large enough.
00:23I crowned myself Kaisar and created a single great tribe, my legion.
00:29It means a nationalist, imperialist, totalitarian, homogenous culture
00:34that obliterates the identity of every group it conquers.
00:37Long-term stability at all costs.
00:39The individual has no value beyond his utility to the state,
00:43whether as an instrument of war or production.
00:47That's right. Decades of warfare, absorbing lesser tribes, gathering power,
00:53forging the dross into a vast, razor-sharp scythe.
00:57My legion's expansion has never ceased.
01:00Much of the Utah and Colorado and all of Arizona and New Mexico are mine.
01:06We have cities of our own, but nothing compared to Vegas.
01:09Finally, my legion will have its Rome.
01:12Now get me off of this thing.
01:15Now get me off of this thing.
01:19Aka County, town cavither.com
01:26New Mexico.
01:30New Mexico.
01:31New Mexico.
01:33I'm since the Sno36ga.
01:36The developing kingdom is dedicated to the�ounces from the city.
01:39All this parttwode to save the country pleased molestall,
01:41the city for instance tooop.
01:43New Mexico...
02:45I'm sick of men telling me, oh, wait, you know you hardcore.
02:49Yes, I am.
02:51I am.
02:52Can you handle it?
02:53Oh, well, what you bringing to the table?
02:55I am the table.
02:56That is a cricket bat.
03:01Cole's been doing his rings.
03:03That is a rugby ball.
03:05Oh, and he just tossed it in Haven.
03:08I've never seen Haven run that fast.
03:10Oh, and that's a read.
03:12No forward throws.
03:13Oh, rugby.
03:15Graves has become the batsman.
03:16I know I really shouldn't.
03:36But when am I going to be here again?
03:37Stupid dog.
04:03You made me look bad.
04:05Jack's going to meet her there, though.
04:07Nia again.
04:09The Samoan drop to Bliss.
04:11Pulls into the cover.
04:13And Bliss just gets the shoulder up.
04:15Very anxious Charlotte on the apron.
04:17Nia Jax just gave a Samoan drop so hard it knocked Dan Engler's shoe off of his foot
04:21while he was counting.
04:23Incredible impact.
04:24You know, as Mel Phillips would say, that match will knock your socks off.
04:28Oh, don't do this.
04:30Chris, this is a mistake.
04:31Chris, this is a mistake.
04:33What are you doing?
04:34Oh, no.
04:38Oh, no.
04:41Oh, the property damage.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:44Put a sock in it.
04:50Put a sock in what?
04:52Yeah, I told you.
04:53Get out of my face.
04:54You're too loud.
04:54You're too loud.
04:55You're a jackass.
04:56You're a jerk.
04:56Get out of my face.
04:57I'm going home.
04:58Get away from me.
04:59All right, I'm going home.
05:00Dude, I'll see you.
05:01Go.
05:06Raffi, get off the stage, sweetheart.
05:10Now for Alexa.
05:12Down goes Nia.
05:15Whatever it was, it was effective.
05:17The spinning horn wheel, and it looked like shit.
05:21Stop, bro.
05:22Stop.
05:22Go ahead.
05:25Gold moment you'd want to relive.
05:28Probably the first time we debuted on a WWE show.
05:31I just remember being, like, real nervous before going out there, and a lot of people don't
05:36know he did, like, my brother did, like, mess up a little bit.
05:39So the debut was kind of, I know, I got to say it out loud.
05:41What the hell?
05:42The debut was dope.
05:43We went.
05:43But he kind of ruined it because, you know, he slipped on the road.
05:46Why was I just not hearing this?
05:47I'm like, man.
05:48He just got one job.
05:50Just cut my damn legs out from under me, you know?
05:53Just messed up on live TV first, you know?
05:55Just couldn't enjoy it.
05:56So I really, I would like to take my answer back because I don't want to relive that one
06:00because of you.
06:02Damn.
06:03Oh, hell no.
06:04He talked too much.
06:05I talked too much?
06:06He's loud.
06:07He's loud.
06:07He can't go in the movie.
06:26what ended up happening with jeff with you screaming to him
06:43jeff just did that big swanton off the second floor onto rosie that was on the table
06:50jamal and i beat up bubba put him on the table i'm supposed to moonsault on him
06:54but jeff is supposed to knock me off the ropes we did ours maybe too quick or jeff might have got
07:00dazed on that move looking back i think he got dazed so i'm over there getting up i don't see
07:05jeff so i act like i'm falling i've never lost my balance on a moonsault in any match so here i am
07:12acting like i'm losing my balance and i can't get the mother well i did not know there's a microphone
07:16in each pole so as i'm getting up again i yell gd jeff get over here that went over the pay-per-view
07:24so that's how that got famous so please don't tell me to can it can it i have one thing to say
07:30and that's god damn it i love you joining us unfortunately at the desk welcome don great
07:39to be back in st louis especially for kyle fletcher defending the tnt title
07:46fletcher perhaps a minor wardrobe malfunction there but oh you'd love that wouldn't you
07:53quite frankly yes yeah we all would
07:57big news the winner of a casino gauntlet match earning the very first
08:26aew national championship but you know what else is interesting tony the history
08:33of the newly debuting aew international title ricochet saying he'll be doing his fighting at
08:42full gear to be proudly inaugural aew international championship you address me by my proper title
08:51you little bollocks frazier understands the opportunity at stake here again he's never
08:58won a singles title in wwe and that'll change your career no doubt about it nobody likes me
09:05everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms big fat juicy ones long flint slimy ones itsy bitsy
09:12fuzzy wuzzy worms you know i was doing some research just a few moments ago no what are you doing we need to get somebody out here
09:20uh-oh oh wait a minute what are you kidding me this is bad news no no no no sam c set up
09:26what the heck just dropping the elbow after the power bomb
09:35oh brother this guy stinks tiffany stratton has grown leaps and bounds since she cashed in her
09:44money in the bank contract january 3rd of this year just down the road in phoenix
09:48to knock off naya james and been the champion ever since
09:51naya jackson just saving you a nasty text
09:54naya james oh naya james sorry i don't i don't want you getting beaten up
09:59michael would you please shut up
10:02i am the table
10:08again i am the table
10:17how are you this week mr johnson
10:20oh you don't have to call me johnson
10:23my name is raymond jay johnson jr
10:27now you can call me ray
10:29or you can call me j
10:31or you can call me johnny
10:33or you can call me sunny
10:35but you don't have to call me johnson
10:37that thing was funny for about three seconds
10:43i look forward to getting drunk this weekend
10:46how do performers feel about making
10:49boccia mania videos
10:51it's sort of a badge of honor
10:53um i've never made one so i don't know
11:00but i like laughing at myself
11:03so i'm fine with it
11:05shelly martinez on the inside firing herself up
11:08is she gonna do something
11:09uh-oh look at that speed by shelly martinez
11:12and well
11:12on up in the ropes and it's a dangerous six-sided ring
11:17that's an abdominal stretch
11:19and now it's a
11:20no it's a
11:21i mean they were my ifb
11:27tell them to fucking go home
11:29and they're like they don't know what i mean
11:31i said pin her fucking ass
11:33one two three let's get the fuck out of here
11:34i mean i just started calling shit dude
11:36i was just like you know roll her up right there
11:37oh don't get insecure
11:40oh no
11:43oh no no no no
11:44what's that
11:44what's
11:44oh not this way you son of a
11:46the way
11:47oh no
11:53he's dead
11:54You
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