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00:00:00You
00:05:19That's it.
00:05:23Yeah, I can't see you.
00:05:25I can't see you.
00:05:27And now please, I'll take you to my husband.
00:05:29Yes, I can't see you.
00:05:31You're gonna help me.
00:05:33I'm sorry, I can't see you.
00:05:35No, I'm sorry.
00:05:37You're welcome.
00:05:39You're welcome.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:43I'm sorry.
00:05:45I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:49I'm sorry.
00:05:51Okay? Thank you.
00:05:53I love you. Bye.
00:05:59Tiga, dua, satu.
00:06:03Very nice.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:21Hello, Ibu.
00:06:23Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya jadinya tadi.
00:06:45Oh Bu, are you okay?
00:06:50This is just water, Bu.
00:06:54Oh yeah, I can make it.
00:06:57Ibu, why?
00:07:00Why?
00:07:02There's a lot of thinking, Bu.
00:07:05Look at it?
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:08Ah, gini deh Bu, mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana Bu.
00:07:14Ya, biar chill gitu ya Bu ya.
00:07:17Ibu yang kesini atau saya kesana?
00:07:20Iya, iya, saya yang kesana.
00:07:24Siap ya Bu?
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:31Wih, ya ampun Ibu.
00:07:37Waduh, waduh.
00:07:39Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:42Gitu dong, cantik amat sih Bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalo modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalo di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh Bu.
00:07:53Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak gini Bu.
00:08:00Hahaha.
00:08:02Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih Mbak?
00:08:07Aduh, ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:10Udahlah Bu.
00:08:13Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Itu loh Bu, yang kerja di kementerian itu loh Bu.
00:08:19Kerja di kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:26Driver.
00:08:28Apa?
00:08:29Driver.
00:08:30Hah, gimana?
00:08:31Super Bu, super.
00:08:33Langsung ke driver.
00:08:34Driver.
00:08:35Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:37Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu lah Bu.
00:08:40Oh di sini?
00:08:41Iya.
00:08:42Oh kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:44Hahaha.
00:08:46Gercep lah Bu, daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan Bu.
00:08:52Bagus lah.
00:08:53Bagus lah.
00:08:54Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:01Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:03Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatelan.
00:09:07Siap.
00:09:08Terus ibu mau apa lagi Bu?
00:09:09Enggak usah aku mau pergi cek toko aku titik rumah ya.
00:09:10Eh tapi kunci mobil Bapak belum ketemu Bu.
00:09:11Udah aku temuin.
00:09:12Udah aku temuin.
00:09:13Udah aku temuin.
00:09:14Udah ada dong Bu.
00:09:15Boskiu.
00:09:16Boskiu.
00:09:17Boskiu cakep.
00:09:18Boskiu cakep hashtag.
00:09:19CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:25Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:26Udah gini deh semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:30Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:31Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:32Takutnya ekonominya koler.
00:09:33Tidak.
00:09:34Tidak.
00:09:35Tidak.
00:09:36Tidak.
00:09:37Tidak.
00:09:38Tidak.
00:09:39Tidak.
00:09:40Tidak.
00:09:41Tidak.
00:09:42Tidak.
00:09:43Tidak.
00:09:44Tidak.
00:09:45Tidak.
00:09:46Tidak.
00:09:47Tidak.
00:09:48Tidak.
00:09:49Tidak.
00:09:50Tidak.
00:09:51Tidak.
00:09:52Tidak.
00:09:53Tidak.
00:09:54Tidak.
00:09:55Anthony pintunya ntar.
00:09:56Tidak.
00:09:57Tidak.
00:09:58Tidak.
00:09:59Itu ibu daten deh pak.
00:10:00Tolong bukain pintunya yaa pak.
00:10:14Pak.
00:10:15Tidak.
00:10:16Pak,旯 paku itu ibu pak.
00:10:21Bukan pintunya απο.
00:10:21What's that?
00:10:22That's Ibu, Pa!
00:10:24Let's open the door, Pa!
00:10:29Are you paying for it, Pa, you?
00:10:31Yes, ma'am.
00:10:33Yes, ma'am, ma'am.
00:10:35Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
00:10:37Ibu.
00:10:46Sayang, are you paying for it?
00:10:51Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pa.
00:10:55Tuh, kamu balikin ke yang punya.
00:10:57Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama di Alengkai kalo mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:04Merahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:07Lah, apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau celek.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:19Makanya kalo suaminya cerita itu udah dengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tau kerjaan aku apa?
00:11:23Sebelum kali juga kamu ngomong sama salah.
00:11:25Ini kan sampel kantor.
00:11:30Sampel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:33Baca!
00:11:35Anya!
00:11:37Cuma pereka sekolah kan yang nama Instagramnya dia gak ketukar sama pereka lain!
00:11:41Ayo, Cis!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:51Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalo besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:55Oh, ah ah ah.
00:11:57Beneran!
00:11:59Beneran iya beneran kamu sih ini harusnya surprise buat kamu kamu malah ngambak sekarang
00:12:11Makasih
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya Broto
00:12:31Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk
00:12:33Aku mau kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga
00:12:38Yuk
00:12:41Udah dong eh
00:12:42Apa-apa kasih
00:12:43Yuk
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu kita ngomongin baik-baik
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik
00:12:59Kau mau
00:13:00Eh eh
00:13:01Kok kepadaku gak aku salah aku semuanya aku kayak gimana
00:13:03Kamu aku sama
00:13:04Yuk
00:13:05Yuk
00:13:06Ya
00:13:08Yaudah
00:13:09Tidak lu sayang
00:13:10Sayang maaf
00:13:11Aku minta maaf ya tayang
00:13:12Lepas
00:13:13Lepas
00:13:14Tidak lu
00:13:15I love you, brother.
00:13:45I love you, brother.
00:14:15Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Ibu. Love you.
00:14:30Thank you, Ibu. I wish.
00:14:45Assalamualaikum.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam. Ibu.
00:15:03Ayu.
00:15:10Ibu, kau tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:13Iya, kau enggak bilang, Mama.
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus Ibu pikir, Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian enggak kangen sama Ibu?
00:15:26Enggak kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak enggak kangen deh.
00:15:34Loh, kenapa sih kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:38Oh, enggak, enggak. Enggak usah dong.
00:15:40Oh, enggak enak kan dia cuma berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:44Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Enggak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:49Koper Ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya.
00:15:53Mau apa-apa?
00:15:54Iya, Ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Iya.
00:15:56Ah.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Oh, Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusinmu.
00:16:07Apainya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, Bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Departemen Store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat script kegit ya.
00:16:23Selamat datang di Departemen Store kami.
00:16:25Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan.
00:16:28Cuma 90% ini.
00:16:30Terus itu?
00:16:32Itu?
00:16:33Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:37Ini iseng aja, Bu.
00:16:39Aku mudah ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:43Ma'an ini.
00:16:50Ibu duduk aja sih, Bu.
00:16:51Duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:52Sehat dulu.
00:16:53Capek kan pasti, Mbak Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper Ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:58Enggak ya.
00:16:59Biasanya ya, gak pake gula.
00:17:05Ibu kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:08Gimas mana?
00:17:09Gimas mana?
00:17:10Gimas mana?
00:17:11Gimas mana?
00:17:18Kok tumpennya nanti?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu.
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:34Tesan.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang, taris bentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Nanti.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Gimana sih kamu?
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau digigit ini.
00:17:55Bapak?
00:17:56Gingin deh.
00:18:00Bapak.
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku kurang.
00:18:03Itu dia akan selanjutnya.
00:18:04Yang gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu.
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya kamu bilang aja kamu coba, Bapak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:20Jujur.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setahun belahangnya dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namangin aku sama enggak?
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kebicaraannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Iya.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis ya, Pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Sangin sukanya mbak dipidurin.
00:18:58Ini gua tanya.
00:18:59Ah.
00:19:00Makasih, Bu.
00:19:01Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:02Enggak ada yang yang makin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:20Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:24Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada berita.
00:19:27Gak pake masker lagi.
00:19:29Ah.
00:19:30Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Bisa tonton TV ya, Bu.
00:19:34Ntar mau makin stress.
00:19:36Yuk.
00:19:37Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:38Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:40Ya itu.
00:19:41Di koran pagi.
00:19:42Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:45Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:47Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:49Pihak.
00:19:50Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:52Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:53Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Ya itu.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stress?
00:19:59Hah?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:07Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:12Hmm?
00:20:13.
00:20:32.
00:20:37isel
00:20:40.
00:20:40.
00:20:41.
00:20:41Are you still not going to sleep?
00:20:43No problem.
00:20:45Because we're going to sleep early in class.
00:20:49No problem.
00:20:51We also need to think about our health.
00:20:53Yeah?
00:20:55No problem.
00:21:01I'm going to sleep in the room so I can rest.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:11I'm going to sleep in the room.
00:21:17I'll help you.
00:21:19I'm going to help you first.
00:21:21I'm happy.
00:21:23Now I'm going to sleep.
00:21:25I'm going to sleep.
00:21:27I'm going to sleep.
00:21:29I'm going to sleep.
00:21:31I'm going to sleep.
00:21:33But I'm going to sleep.
00:21:35There are two or five.
00:21:37There are seven.
00:21:39But I'm not too much.
00:21:41What are you doing?
00:21:43I'm not too much.
00:21:45I'm really happy.
00:21:47If I'm so happy.
00:21:49Just go ahead.
00:21:51I'm going to sleep.
00:21:53I'm going to sleep.
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:57I'm going to sleep.
00:21:59If you need it, I'm going to sleep.
00:22:01That's it.
00:22:03I'm going to sleep.
00:22:05I'm going to sleep.
00:22:07I'm going to sleep.
00:22:09I'm going to sleep.
00:22:11I'm going to sleep.
00:22:13I'm still sleeping.
00:22:15I'm going to sleep.
00:22:17I'm going to sleep.
00:22:19I'm going to sleep.
00:22:21I'm running through our bathing suit.
00:22:23I'm so excited!
00:22:25I'm so excited.
00:22:27You're really excited!
00:22:29If that's what we're going to do, we're going to do a soto alas chef.
00:22:33Let's go.
00:22:35Let's go.
00:22:37Let's go.
00:22:39Okay, Ibu, I'm going to get all of them.
00:22:42It's a soto-ayam.
00:22:44But I'm going to get all of them all, Ibu.
00:22:47Ibu, I don't want to get all of them.
00:22:51Okay, I'm ready, Ibu.
00:22:54Ibu, I'm going to get all of them.
00:22:57Udah abis?
00:22:59Abis?
00:23:00Saya belum KTM lagi, kamu enggak ada cash deal saya pincang.
00:23:02Enggak, cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Nah siapa tanya?
00:23:14Kalau ibu makan apa aja yang ada di bukas?
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Dan.
00:23:21Berapa? 100? 200?
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Guys, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam, ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:38Ayo.
00:23:39Ayo.
00:23:40Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan, yuk.
00:23:46Cuma kamu pikir nih, pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau inap di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita enggak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan, kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jum'ai pagi 11 sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot semuanya, ingat gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:14Tuhan?
00:24:15Tuhan?
00:24:16Tuhan?
00:24:17Tuhan?
00:24:18Tuhan?
00:24:19Tuhan?
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:21Lu silapkan di alam sana, kakak.
00:24:22Tuhan?
00:24:23Tuhan?
00:24:28Dudur disitu.
00:24:31Yuk, please, dad.
00:24:32Tuhan?
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:46Bu!
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:58Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurangan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:07Pak!
00:25:08Pak, sebentar, Pak.
00:25:09Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:10Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:11Ini instruksi dari gubernur, Pak.
00:25:13Iya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:16Pak, tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Pak?
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:44Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:48Menurutmu?
00:25:49Ya, menurut, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:54Bapak.
00:25:59Leh, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya?
00:26:19Hah?
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm?
00:26:24Maybe he's in the room?
00:26:26Okay, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you doing this?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:44Biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran Mas, aku nggak mau sendiri di sini Mas.
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:54Aku mau minggat pokoknya.
00:26:57Huh?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:00Keluar?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:14Ayo!
00:27:36Mulai jalan tempat sepi dulu.
00:27:37Ini di rumah bikin pusing, tahu nggak?
00:27:39Ibu, aku tiba eens apa datang.
00:27:41Omok yang enak tuh rame-rame di sana.
00:27:43I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46Come on now, please, please.
00:27:49You can't do it, sayang.
00:27:51Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:53You're still there.
00:27:55But I'm afraid, I'm afraid.
00:27:58If I'm alone,
00:28:01people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie?
00:28:07Anya,
00:28:08it's virus flu,
00:28:10not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:15it's not okay, Aman.
00:28:18I'm still there, I'm afraid.
00:28:21Why are you here, please?
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:26If you're calm, what do you mean?
00:28:29What do you mean?
00:28:31I don't know.
00:28:33Oh, yes.
00:28:35Now you're in the video call,
00:28:38after you dance,
00:28:40like that.
00:28:42You can't dance, yeah?
00:28:43No, no, no.
00:28:44No, don't.
00:28:45No, no, no.
00:28:48Aduh, I don't know what I did in the video call.
00:28:49Just with this,
00:28:50I can't be quiet.
00:28:52Let's go.
00:28:53Now, you're in the dance.
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:57now I am
00:28:59yes
00:29:00okay
00:29:07oh
00:29:09we have to do it
00:29:11yes
00:29:13okay
00:29:15okay
00:29:17okay
00:29:19okay
00:29:21okay
00:29:23okay
00:29:25No need to have it at your own pace
00:29:29I'm okay if you wanna stay
00:29:31If you wanna stay
00:29:34Eh Mas, kamu gak kerja ya?
00:29:45Langsung kan bilang cepet, lockdown
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini
00:29:49Tapi konekat
00:29:51Mas, aku konekat sih
00:29:54Cinta nih, cinta
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya
00:30:02Iyi, kamu sweet banget
00:30:17Pasti mau minta jatuh
00:30:20Iya dong, kan balance
00:30:23Ruhani
00:30:24Jasmani
00:30:26Masuk, masuk, masuk
00:30:31Iya bu, ibu
00:30:33Ngomong sendiri bu, kan lagi
00:30:38Mau bikin konten lockdown bu
00:30:40Sebenar ya bu
00:30:41Guys, lockdown
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya
00:30:45Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto
00:30:52Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya? Kasihannya lapar
00:30:55Iya bu, iya bu, nanti Ani liat ya di kulkas ada ambaja
00:30:59Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya bu, iya bu, tenang bu
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspirasion
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah bu
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti
00:31:16Wah, sebon
00:31:18Gitu bu, enak
00:31:19Yaudah tapi jangan lama-lama, orangnya lapar, kesian
00:31:22Iya bu, iya
00:31:23Kamu diresek dan tinggalin ke Andalem sembarangan
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selang Andalem?
00:31:44Selang Andalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selang Andalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin
00:31:51Sekarang berantem
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah loh ninggalin Selang Andalem
00:31:57Gak orang ada namanya ini?
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain Selang Andalem aku
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu
00:32:04Aku jarang pakai Selang Andalem
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto
00:32:11Kayak, kamu ngaku sama aku
00:32:14Itu Selang Andalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi
00:32:17Broto
00:32:18Jangan tak
00:32:22Iya bu
00:32:23Gimana sih ya?
00:32:24Iya
00:32:24Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi bu
00:32:28Oh
00:32:29Eh, ibu tuh kepikiran loh
00:32:33Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksa industri?
00:32:38Kamu ngomong yang ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:45Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:47Ada, pelurnya ada
00:32:48Ada, ada, ada
00:32:50Udah
00:32:50Udah berosong mau mandi
00:32:52Iya
00:32:53Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya ibu
00:33:00Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas
00:33:07Kita tahu
00:33:08Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:13Apakah?
00:33:17Hehehe
00:33:19Aduh
00:33:20Aduh
00:33:21Let's go baby
00:33:21Gak bisa
00:33:22Ibu nyuruh aku
00:33:24Itu masak
00:33:25Buat ibu sepuh
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa
00:33:27Nah kamu ajakin gak mau
00:33:28Ngapain lagi
00:33:28Ini udah gini loh
00:33:30Iya, tapi
00:33:31Aduh
00:33:32Aku ngulek disana
00:33:33Pemulek disini ya
00:33:34Disini
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain
00:33:38Mbak Kaceng
00:33:39Udah
00:33:40Pokoknya jangan bersuara
00:33:41Diam disini
00:33:41Ya
00:33:42Aku gimana nih?
00:33:43Hei
00:33:43Istirahat di tempat
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang
00:33:47Kalian aku harus sentil ya
00:33:50Pokoknya diam
00:33:51Diam
00:33:51Tuh
00:33:52Cero bro
00:33:52Cero bro
00:33:52Diam
00:33:53Asuh
00:34:07Mbak Yanni
00:34:27Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:30Nah bu
00:34:31Tadi
00:34:32Yanni ngelewat sini
00:34:33Ibu asik banget
00:34:34Main hape
00:34:35Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni
00:34:36Serius amat bu
00:34:37Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Ehm
00:34:48Mau ke belakang
00:34:49Sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang
00:34:51Kalau disini
00:34:51Saya mau balisin chat customer
00:34:54Eh bu
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah
00:35:00Kamar Riani
00:35:01Itu
00:35:02Sinyalnya
00:35:03Dead
00:35:03Ambiar bu
00:35:05Aduh marah
00:35:06Cuma
00:35:07Iya
00:35:08Iya
00:35:08Iya
00:35:09Mbak Yanni
00:35:13Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana
00:35:16Kamu bilang aja gak tau ya
00:35:17Oh gitu ya
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja
00:35:19Ya bu
00:35:20Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:28Kamu tuh sama perempuan mula lagi sih
00:35:30Kalau aku keluar dari rumah itu berarti cuma sama kamu
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama cewek lain
00:35:36Nah itu
00:35:41Yan
00:35:47Telur dede
00:35:48Telur
00:35:49Ibu bikin kaget aja deh
00:35:53Yanni dantungan deh bu
00:35:54Gitu aja cukup kaget sih
00:35:55Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini bu
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah bu
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo bu
00:36:06Telurnya
00:36:07Daging kambing
00:36:09Gak ada bu
00:36:10Aduh
00:36:11Itu loh
00:36:12Buat beroto
00:36:13Biar nak
00:36:14Cus
00:36:14Kalau em-em-em
00:36:15Em-em
00:36:16Uye-uye kali bu
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:20Uye-uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh bu
00:36:23Gini aja Yan
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja ya
00:36:27Iya bu
00:36:27Beli daging kambing
00:36:29Sama toge yang banyak
00:36:30Kambing toge
00:36:32Terus kalau buat bu
00:36:33Ayu
00:36:34Keju
00:36:35Sama yogurt
00:36:36Oke
00:36:37Soalnya
00:36:38Ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu
00:36:40Oh alah
00:36:41Untuk itu
00:36:42Yan ini paham bu
00:36:43Kalau itu bu
00:36:44Mendingan Yan ini kenalin aja
00:36:45Sama temen Yan ini di kampung
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh bu
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu bu
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih bu
00:36:55Ah
00:36:56Kamu deh
00:36:57Udah lah
00:36:58Kamu masak aja
00:37:00Pesanan ibu
00:37:00Ya
00:37:01Siap bu
00:37:02Terus
00:37:02Kalau buat ibu ya
00:37:03Ini omelette aja
00:37:05Siap
00:37:05Tapi
00:37:06Tambah susu dikit
00:37:07Siap bu
00:37:08Makasih ya
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu
00:37:12Oh
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih
00:37:18Yani belum lihat ibu ayu dimana bu
00:37:21Oh
00:37:22Okay.
00:37:52Oh, no.
00:38:06Ah, oh, oh!
00:38:16Oh, no.
00:38:18Ah, see him.
00:38:20Cuk.
00:38:22Kamer ganti.
00:38:28Cakeet.
00:38:30Omelette.
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu.
00:38:34Bu Sepuh.
00:38:36Eh, ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh.
00:38:40Enak pasti.
00:38:42Makasih ya.
00:38:44Sama-sama, Bu.
00:38:46Ya, disiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:48Hai, Handsome.
00:38:52Handsome and back.
00:38:54Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:02Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:06Come to Mama.
00:39:08Enggak.
00:39:10Enggak pengen.
00:39:12Hah?
00:39:14Kok gitu sih?
00:39:16Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:18Mas Bosim cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:26Tanya.
00:39:27Yaudah.
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:30Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:32Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:38Dipecat ini, Ma.
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:42Kamu sih?
00:39:44Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:49Nggak diapapain lagi.
00:39:51Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya gak aku nih.
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Aku pijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya.
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini.
00:40:13Agar bahan sama.
00:40:15Uuuuh.
00:40:17Uuuuh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang boji banget ini.
00:40:23Mesti.
00:40:25Pasti.
00:40:27Ya.
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:30Ya.
00:40:33Mas.
00:40:34Ya.
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal disini aja?
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara.
00:40:41Enggara.
00:40:42Enggara nanti kalau bos kamu tau dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman deh.
00:40:49Aman.
00:40:52Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm.
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:06Ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:11Perniang.
00:41:12Perniang.
00:41:13Perniang.
00:41:14Ay.
00:41:15Mas.
00:41:16Maksud.
00:41:17Ya.
00:41:18Yang mana.
00:41:19En president.
00:41:20Ay.
00:41:21Ay.
00:41:22Waal.
00:41:23Ay.
00:41:24Bapak banyak.
00:41:25Ay.
00:41:26Bapak banyak man.
00:41:27Ay.
00:41:28Ay.
00:41:29Para.
00:41:30Ay.
00:41:31Ay ini.
00:41:32Ay.
00:41:33Ay.
00:41:34Ay.
00:41:35Ay.
00:41:36Ay.
00:41:37Ay.
00:41:38Wow.
00:42:08I'm going to go.
00:42:10I'm going to go.
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:18What are you doing?
00:42:20What are you doing?
00:42:24Come on.
00:42:26Come on.
00:42:28Come on.
00:42:30Come on.
00:42:32Come on.
00:42:34Come on.
00:42:36Come on.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Wow.
00:42:50Ini.
00:42:52Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini, Taiki Insane.
00:42:56Ini ada rumah rupanya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini, Ayu.
00:43:04Baget.
00:43:06Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya.
00:43:10Buat kamu.
00:43:12Makasih ya.
00:43:14Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh.
00:43:20Nggak usah.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:28Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:36Kamu tau.
00:43:38Kamu.
00:43:40Kamu tuh.
00:43:42Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:44Nah.
00:43:46Broto nya yang di atas.
00:43:48Gitu loh.
00:43:50Eh.
00:43:51Eh, Ibu.
00:43:52Jangan, jangan.
00:43:53Bu, ngapain sih?
00:43:54Udah.
00:43:55Sebentar.
00:43:56Aduh.
00:43:57Biar ngerti.
00:44:02Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya.
00:44:07Sumaya tuh bisa berenang.
00:44:09Untuk cari pelurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin ayo.
00:44:22Coba kamu.
00:44:24Dipraftekin ibu.
00:44:37Roto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu.
00:44:55Bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus.
00:45:01Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Halo.
00:45:11Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya.
00:45:14Iya.
00:45:15Iya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:17Ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu beayin kamu ya.
00:45:20Doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tahu dari mana sih beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Ya.
00:45:27Ya.
00:45:28Ya udah.
00:45:29Ya udah.
00:45:30Ya udah.
00:45:31Ya udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:36Sekarang.
00:45:37Masak?
00:45:38Masak?
00:45:39Masak sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Ya.
00:45:43Ya sama.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:45Ya.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cucu ya.
00:45:49Dari kalian ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Malah.
00:45:52Allah.
00:45:53Allah.
00:45:54Ta-da.
00:45:55Allah.
00:45:56order haunting Philadelphiaر
00:46:01出来
00:46:22Oh
00:46:42Proto Adi Sutejo
00:46:45Mama nggak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba telepon. Gue tau nih
00:46:49Masih lagi ada maunya nih
00:46:50I don't want to talk about this.
00:46:52I really want it.
00:46:54I want to spend money with you with me.
00:46:56How about you?
00:46:57When?
00:46:58Oh...
00:46:59I need to remember the money.
00:47:01I forgot my money.
00:47:03Yeah?
00:47:04But you're a part of it too.
00:47:06I still want to spend money with you.
00:47:08Can I tell you?
00:47:09I need help you.
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:12I need help you.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:16Can you check your phone?
00:47:19I'll check the number that's coming from the phone.
00:47:22I have a bingy lo.
00:47:23Yeah, who else?
00:47:25Hey, I'll come back.
00:47:26If you're bingy lo who's helping me,
00:47:29I believe.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31You want me to do it?
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:34I'll wait for 1-2 hours.
00:47:36I'll tell you.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:49Let's go.
00:47:50Go.
00:47:51Go.
00:47:52Go.
00:47:53Go.
00:47:54Go.
00:47:55Go.
00:47:56Go.
00:47:58Take it.
00:47:59Good.
00:48:00I'll check it out.
00:48:01I'll check it out.
00:48:02You..
00:48:03Ayo!
00:48:09Ayo!
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:19I don't want to talk to you.
00:48:21I don't want to talk to you.
00:48:23What do you want?
00:48:33What do you want?
00:48:35That's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:43What are you talking about?
00:48:45I'm interacting.
00:48:51Ton,
00:48:53do you have a number of people?
00:48:55Yes, there.
00:48:57How many number?
00:49:01Here you go.
00:49:03You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:05Yes, let me hear from you.
00:49:07So you're asking Anton to give me my number?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why?
00:49:12Why are you afraid?
00:49:13Wait a minute.
00:49:17I'm sorry.
00:49:19I'm sorry.
00:49:21I'm sorry.
00:49:23The inside you didn't want to talk to me.
00:49:25But you're alone.
00:49:27So I'm sorry.
00:49:29What?
00:49:30What would you do to talk to me?
00:49:31Not?
00:49:32What?
00:49:33What are you saying?
00:49:34This is what I'm saying.
00:49:35What's the name?
00:49:36What's the name?
00:49:37Oh, there's one number to talk to me.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Hold on.
00:49:42Hold on.
00:49:43Hold on.
00:49:44Hold on.
00:49:45Hold on.
00:49:46Hold on.
00:49:47Hold on.
00:49:48Hold on.
00:49:49Hold on.
00:49:50Do you hear me?
00:49:55Hold on.
00:49:56What do you mean?
00:49:58Why is my name?
00:50:00Yes, I am.
00:50:01When you ask me,
00:50:02one number that is often called out.
00:50:04Yes, my name is your name.
00:50:06Yes, I am.
00:50:07If my name is my name,
00:50:08I have to tell you,
00:50:09I have to tell you,
00:50:10I have to tell you!
00:50:18You're so sad.
00:50:20I don't have to go with you anymore.
00:50:26Mas, sayangku.
00:50:32Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.
00:50:37Mantap.
00:50:38Ayo.
00:50:39Itu toge.
00:50:42Kok ini?
00:50:43Gak sih keju, ya?
00:50:44Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Wih, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Biar joss.
00:50:54Gak, gak, gak.
00:50:55Kenapa sih?
00:50:56Gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:50:59Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:01Liatin ya.
00:51:03Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:06Di kampung,
00:51:07aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:13Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:14Bener, Yanni tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:16Iya.
00:51:17Hmm.
00:51:18Nah, aku tambahin itu.
00:51:20Serius?
00:51:21Eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:23Sekarang sih.
00:51:25Baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:27Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:30Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:34Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer, mas.
00:51:39Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:42Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:44Nabungan.
00:51:45Don't worry.
00:51:46Tapi begini.
00:51:48Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:52Harus ada riba baliknya.
00:51:55Dan tenang.
00:51:57Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:58Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:01Biar mirin.
00:52:02Biar jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo, yang banyak.
00:52:06Yang banyak.
00:52:07Anya!
00:52:08Cuma perek kot kotan yang nama instan dalemnya biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:12Mana pernah aku nama instan dalem aku.
00:52:15Anya kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celahnya dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:31Gak kuas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:33Sorry benda kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:35Bukan maksud gue untuk ngejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:38Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:41Ini apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:45Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone videonya.
00:52:48Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:49Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:51Lu gak tau.
00:52:52Enggak, tau gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi, ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:00Oke.
00:53:14Buang!
00:53:15Buang!
00:53:16Hello, man.
00:53:32Why?
00:53:37What?
00:53:39What?
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44Ah, yo!
00:53:46Come on.
00:53:55What else?
00:53:56What else?
00:53:59What else?
00:54:04What else?
00:54:08What?
00:54:09I have proof.
00:54:11What's in it? You have proof?
00:54:13No need to learn more than you gave me a lesson.
00:54:15Where are you?
00:54:16I don't have to say what I have to tell you what you said I'm familiar with my
00:54:33Ayo selingkuh kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti
00:54:40Pak enggak siapa mau kamu tahu mana Anton
00:54:42gak mau kamu di depan ibu udah sias-sias Anton bilang nomor yang sering tamer aku itu nomor kamu
00:54:48nomor satunya lagi nomor yang gue gak tahu
00:54:51ibu tahu dia punya dua nomor dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nepon siapa tahu
00:54:56hai hai hai hai hai hai Hai dua tahun kamu sakitin aku aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa aku jaga nama
00:55:13kamu aku jaga perasaan ibu terus karena kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini
00:55:18hai hai hai Hai ngomong apa sih ini makes sense banget Hai eh soalnya dalam yang lo temuin itu
00:55:27lo sendiri yang naruhkan Hai celana dan apa-apa dalam perempuan pulang marah-marah minta cerai
00:55:34bilangnya Pak nemu celana dalam di mobil aku padahal nih dia yang naruh sendiri drama loh drama jadi
00:55:44maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang itu hah ayo
00:55:51mumpul kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan kamu aja yang membongkar semuanya berani nggak
00:55:57hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai Hai
00:56:08Hai broto Hai Ibu sudah tahu semua tentangnya
00:56:14kelakuan kamu udah lama Ibu tahu Ibu tuh game aja kan Ibu pikir ini sementara juga akan lewat
00:56:25ternyata kamu tuh ngelonjang
00:56:28hai hai hai hai Hai
00:56:38Hai motor dari nama? kamu lupanya
00:56:41nama besar kakek kamu Haji Sutejo yang bikin semua business kamu bisa lancar masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa Ibu minta tolong
00:56:52I want you to be a good, beautiful, handsome, and you're still alive!
00:57:00You're a bitch!
00:57:02You're a bitch!
00:57:04You're a bitch!
00:57:06You hear me?
00:57:08You're a bitch!
00:57:10You're a bitch!
00:57:12You're a bitch!
00:57:14Come on, I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:20I was a bitch!
00:57:22I was a bitch, I was a bitch!
00:57:24You were a bitch!
00:57:26I was a bitch, I was a bitch!
00:57:28I was a bitch!
00:57:30You're a bitch!
00:57:32You're a bitch!
00:57:38Next, I will call Dimas to the side.
00:57:42To explain everything.
00:57:44I want to go.
00:57:46You can't go to the house.
00:57:52I want to go now from the house.
00:57:54I don't know where to go.
00:57:56There's no one to go.
00:57:58I'm sure.
00:58:00I'm not going to go.
00:58:04What's your father?
00:58:06You want your money.
00:58:08You want your money, right?
00:58:10There is no way to explain it before everything is explained.
00:58:16Let's go again.
00:58:19It will be night, brother.
00:58:22You will sleep with my mother.
00:58:26While at night, you will think well.
00:58:29What will you decide for tomorrow.
00:58:40You don't want your mother's family.
00:58:48It's hard for me.
00:58:52I don't understand.
00:58:55Nothing happens quickly.
00:59:01I have COVID-19 so that is available for tomorrow.
00:59:07It's terrible for tomorrow.
00:59:11It's horrible for tomorrow.
00:59:15This was a miracle.
00:59:51Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat, stres deh aku ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:14Dibuat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bawangnya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:19Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:30Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:44Membantuin dulu jeberintin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah tadi.
01:01:16Haa.
01:01:16I don't know.
01:01:46Yaudah, pokoknya gue tunggu ya.
01:02:00Tuh, Biesko banyak banget sih.
01:02:09Yondo.
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:16Iya, tadi kan habis hubungan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih repot?
01:02:35Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat tau.
01:02:37Enggak, enggak usah, enggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak.
01:02:43Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:45Yan?
01:02:46Eh, aku harus kerja lagi ya.
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:55Enggak badan ya?
01:03:05Yaudah.
01:03:05Eh, istirahat aja.
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:13Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:15Aku takut anak-anakku berantem, udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:22Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu celek.
01:03:30Semoga enggak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur.
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:39Ya wis, itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:04:24Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hai, Dimas.
01:04:32Hai, ibu.
01:04:37Ada apa sih, ibu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti.
01:04:41Masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai, Mbak Yu.
01:04:51Hai, mas.
01:04:52Sehat?
01:04:54Mas Mbak, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana, Serobang, Yan?
01:05:04Aduh, mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:11Belum.
01:05:12Eh, tadi Ubu 2 masuk sini.
01:05:17Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:20Aduh.
01:05:21Katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh.
01:05:27Ya itu, mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:30Duh, kalau bapak sama ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur, mas.
01:05:37Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita.
01:05:49Apa itu, Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh, mas.
01:05:52Tabungan aku.
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya di sini.
01:05:55Yalah.
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:58Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung.
01:06:07Rota?
01:06:08Kamu duluan?
01:06:10Dia aja duluan.
01:06:12Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:14Eh, kapan sih, mas.
01:06:15Keparut lo.
01:06:15Ayo, lo.
01:06:17Stah, rata.
01:06:17Aku aja yang jelasin ya, ibu.
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:36Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:38Nih.
01:06:39Ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lo tuh gak pintar lah.
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumahnya siapa sih?
01:06:50Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:02Eh, beneran.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Hei, ibu.
01:07:15Sekarang nih.
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:20Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:21Titik.
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Getah, tol.
01:07:26Ke sampah.
01:07:27Nikahin aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:31Rencana?
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:37Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:38Munafik ya.
01:07:39Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:41Lo lebih sedih dari gue.
01:07:42Iya.
01:07:42Mas, masurut.
01:07:43Eh, dinyum banget.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin.
01:07:52Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:08Dan ternyata...
01:08:09Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dan semenjak saat itu...
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:21Routine ngobrol.
01:08:23Teleponan.
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:29Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:34Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas, mas.
01:08:35Bentar.
01:08:36Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:37Hah?
01:08:37Dimas.
01:08:43Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:49Udah, yuk.
01:08:50Lanjutin.
01:08:50Jadi...
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:06Cuma bedanya...
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah.
01:09:15Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:17Deng, diem.
01:09:18Ibu udah denger semuanya, kan?
01:09:22Udah jelas ini udah...
01:09:23Tidak.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:30Dan lo...
01:09:31Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:39Enggak perlu disuruh.
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:42Bagus.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:45Ini enggak benar kayak begini.
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:47Gue enggak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:50Lo denger?
01:09:51Bobo tuan tuh.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue, dapetnya dia.
01:09:56Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Ya, nih.
01:10:00Kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:15Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi...
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai...
01:10:22Mas, ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:29Ya.
01:10:29Kali itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:37Ya, nih, ya.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:47Kalau urusan janji setia...
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh...
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:56Seperti kata...
01:10:58Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:01Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas.
01:11:05Udah gede, Bang.
01:11:07Ah, pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus.
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum.
01:11:33Oh, ya jelas dong.
01:11:36Ini handphone sengaja saya tinggalin di sini...
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:41Ini...
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei, Bu!
01:11:48Yaudah, Yanni kebelakangan lagi, Ibu makan, Bang.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:53Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu!
01:11:55Tapi sebenarnya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu...
01:12:06Aku benar-benar gak bisa ngapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin...
01:12:10Aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini, Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya ya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja ya?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:18Bu, Mas.
01:12:19Bu, Mas.
01:12:21Sumpah, Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Mbak Yu tuh suka nelfonin aku, suka ngecat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:32Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:33Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak Mbak Yu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa, sorry ya, kayak ada rasa suka sama aku, ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi, udah stop aku cut sampe disitu, Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Yu, Mbak Yu ngechat, aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas, nih Mas, kalo gak percaya, Mas liat sembilan aku.
01:13:01Dibas, kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mbak, aku tuh sayang sama Mbak, sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mbak.
01:13:08Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:11Aduh capek, tuduh murus ya.
01:13:13Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbak Yu, oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua situ dihapus, di handphone Mbak Yu pasti masih ada, gitu aja.
01:13:20Ayo, boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:25Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih, Bu?
01:13:30Ini yang salah broto, Bu. Aku cuma disakitin aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu, ini aku ayu, Bu.
01:13:38Anak perumahan ibu yang ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu, ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:45Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:49Makanya ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ibu, ibu, ibu.
01:13:57Ibu, ibu.
01:13:58Ibu, ibu.
01:13:59Ibu, ibu.
01:14:00Ibu, ibu.
01:14:01Ibu, ibu.
01:14:02Ibu, ibu.
01:14:03Ibu, ibu.
01:14:04Ibu, ibu.
01:14:06Hi, I'm going to meet you.
01:14:25I'm going to come to you.
01:14:36I'm going to come to you.
01:15:06I'm going to come to you.
01:15:36I'm going to come to you.
01:16:06I'm going to come to you.
01:16:36I'm going to come to you.
01:16:43I'm going to come to you.
01:16:50I'm going to come to you.
01:16:57I'm going to come to you.
01:16:59I'm going to come to you.
01:17:06I'm going to come to you.
01:17:08I'm going to come to you.
01:17:15I'm going to come to you.
01:17:22I'm going to come to you.
01:17:24I'm going to come to you.
01:17:33I'm going to come to you.
01:17:40I'm going to come to you.
01:17:42I'm going to come to you.
01:17:49I'm going to come to you.
01:17:51I'm going to come to you.
01:17:58I'm going to come to you.
01:18:00I'm going to come to you.
01:18:07I'm going to come to you.
01:18:14I'm going to come to you.
01:18:16I'm going to come to you.
01:18:23I'm going to come to you.
01:18:24I'm going to come to you.
01:18:25I'm going to come to you.
01:18:31I'm going to come to you with desire.
01:18:36You and I are not true.
01:18:43You and I are one.
01:18:48You and me two.
01:18:58I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Before, now, and forever.
01:19:28I love you, Proto.
01:19:44Mas Bama, masa sedih?
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:55Mama?
01:19:58Mama?
01:20:03Papa...
01:20:05I'm scared.
01:20:07I'm scared.
01:20:09I'm scared.
01:20:11I'm scared.
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