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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you missed it.
01:12No.
01:17No.
01:19Here we go.
01:21Yo, Rain.
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:48Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:18It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:00You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook.
03:16You're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe.
03:24Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:41You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:00It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I can't do it.
05:18I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:35Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:43Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing.
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:11You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's proposal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:38Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jesse?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:03No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:19Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:37Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come here.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13The sound is shit, man.
09:14Come on, let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:25What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you here, do it?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Mmm.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jesse.
10:10Oh, Jesse.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Whoa.
10:14Oh, Jesse.
10:17Oh, Jesse.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:25Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:44Whore.
10:52Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
10:56it's my girl
11:03oh you know what um it should probably also be like on your on your lips too right oh yeah yeah
11:23yeah okay here we go there we go boom how's that
11:33spectacular great yeah uh you know what let's stagger our exits you know kind of
11:43make it look like we're playing it cool oh you're good
11:48hey guys
11:56hey guys
11:59that was really something you know too uh too bad it was fake
12:18oh so you were listening cut the shit i know you wouldn't sound like that
12:23oh no and what would i sound like
12:28well you're you're uptight so you'd probably be really quiet at first
12:33but you know with the uh with the right touch
12:38you would uh gently barely let out a little moan
12:46told you
12:50and then
12:52and then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with jesse
13:00maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:06jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:08you have no idea what you're talking about
13:11jesse and i are perfect for each other
13:14yeah i'm sure you are both cross-country all-stars both top of the class both rule
13:19following overachievers i mean it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom
13:22you know trading gold stars back and forth
13:25i see what you need is someone who's going to challenge you
13:31someone who's going to break you apart
13:33and then put you back together again
13:35why don't you just leave us alone
13:41you have carly now
13:44i don't want carly
13:45i want you
13:48to admit that you're lying
13:54not just to me but to yourself
14:05never
14:13for this project you'll be working in groups of three
14:29a little menage a trois
14:30first up jesse schuyler and rain
14:36the next little threesome is
14:41mark donnie and jacob
14:43hey man you uh you want to stop looking at my girlfriend
15:03sorry i was i was just thinking right like you've been obsessed with carly for years
15:08i just feel like this is moving on a little quickly now
15:11first of all
15:14you don't know shit about me
15:16and second i i think deep down it's
15:19it's always been schuyler
15:21yeah same honestly
15:25i mean i think
15:27i've felt that way since um
15:29that one night at camp
15:31summer before fifth grade
15:34they were teaching us about constellations
15:38do you remember
15:41yeah i think so
15:46we we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars
15:50for hours
15:51and i just
15:52remember thinking
15:55you know maybe it's
15:56not just me
15:58maybe um
15:59maybe you felt it too
16:02yeah
16:06yeah
16:06yeah i did
16:07dead ass
16:09why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off
16:22oh carly i'm just trying to take a shower
16:25you should try it every once in a while
16:28help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:29just so you know
16:33the showers are being used
16:35but they added some more on the second floor
16:37renovations over summer
16:39come on i'll show you
16:40hold on
16:41like why are you being nice
16:43hmm
16:44girls gotta look out for each other right
16:47fine because i don't need you stinky up the hallway
16:51happy now
16:52let's go smelly
16:54you're in the men's room
16:59hey wait turn around don't look
17:02yeah uh why are you in the men's room
17:06carly
17:09carly carly she told me these were the new girl showers
17:12that bitch you probably took my towel too
17:15that's low even for her
17:19kind of funny though
17:21here
17:23what are you doing
17:24what are you doing
17:25here take it
17:26i saw that
17:32don't flatter yourself
17:34hey carly's coming hold my hand
18:00hurry up hurry up
18:02find a bad joint
18:07actually yeah
18:08oh
18:09okay
18:10didn't you
18:14say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle
18:16right
18:24right
18:25okay
18:26so
18:34turns out skylar the saint
18:36is actually skylar the skank huh
18:37you jealous
18:40of her
18:41baby
18:43she doesn't hold a candle to me
18:45you know how good i can treat you
18:47what about rain
18:49he wishes
18:51i'm really stiff
18:56could you
18:57yeah
18:59how's that
19:04perfect
19:05where's your uh where's your man
19:21busy
19:23hi
19:24worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project
19:28take a look
19:32this is actually
19:42pretty good
19:44hmm
19:44turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart
19:48imagine that
19:49okay look
19:50just because i'm not a literal firebombing criminal
19:52doesn't mean that i'm a kiss-ass
19:53we're not really talking about me are we
19:56when was the last time you broke a rule never
20:00i don't
20:03always
20:05recycle
20:06you monster
20:08like
20:09you think that you know everything about me
20:11but
20:11i mean
20:13i could be bad
20:15you have no idea
20:17prove it
20:22okay
20:32i dare you
20:33to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of miss whitmore's bag
20:36no
20:37no that's
20:38that is cheating
20:39okay i
20:40i can't
20:41come on good girl
20:42take a risk
20:43okay
20:43okay
20:52okay
21:05I don't know.
21:35You see?
21:40I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should...
22:00We should...
22:02We should probably...
22:03Get back to work.
22:07I'm just...
22:07Jumping.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:26Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Oh!
22:59Oh!
22:59Jessie?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know.
23:24Hiding in your own room.
23:27I...
23:28You know the rules.
23:31Jessie?
23:51Not quite.
23:52Rain.
24:01Oh my god.
24:02I thought you were...
24:03Jessie.
24:05Shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07I...
24:07You...
24:08I don't...
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:44This...
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:46I kissed Lola.
24:48Ðто не отлично.
24:48It was...
24:49It was a mom.
24:49It was a mom.
24:50It was a mom.
24:50It was a mom.
24:51It was a mom.
24:51It was a mom.
24:52It was a mom.
24:52I was a mom.
24:53She's to the mom.
24:55Shh.
24:56Did...
24:56Did you just...
24:57Oh...
24:58I guessed Lola.
25:00what you know that if i don't hit my protein goal it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much
25:22as a quarter of a second okay yeah sure so when were you gonna tell me you and rain kissed
25:26it was an accident i thought i thought he was jesse skyler your first kiss was pretty bad girl
25:41how was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you no no
25:46maybe okay like like a little yes fine oh please
25:53okay okay when did you make that doesn't matter so you kissed rain uh-huh thinking he was jesse
26:01yes and you liked it when you thought it was jesse yeah who you're fake dating and who you
26:07actually like and you liked it when you thought it was jesse but you also liked it when you thought
26:11it was rain no ergo you like rain no okay i do not like rain i like jesse yeah well the diagram
26:18doesn't lie the diagram doesn't understand that last night just hormones hormones okay
26:26my ovaries don't seem to get that rain is just a a troublemaking law-breaking playboy okay
26:35i mean he doesn't even like me you know i mean he's just he's just doing it to get back at jesse so
26:42i know how to fix this i just have to kiss jesse as soon as possible
26:51no
26:51so what happened at hide and go kiss you found lola pretty fast sure that blindfold didn't slip
27:05it didn't just lucky i guess oh come on it's actually a really funny story i was there do you
27:13do you want to tell it or should i you know i don't think i don't think i even really remember
27:19okay so skylar comes into our dorm room she locks the door has a blindfold on i feel i feel trapped so
27:25i try to squeeze by her and then she
27:27and then um i you know i actually didn't even know that he was in the room i as soon as i got out
27:40into the hallway i i found lola so i wow great story better luck next time babe hey maybe you can
27:50have some of mine seeing as i'm the luckiest man in the world sorry i just i have to powder my nose
28:02sorry babe i just you know i hate to see girls cry you know i'll be right back
28:12what is wrong with you it doesn't doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex
28:22i trust him oh he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table i was just
28:29trying to get you to be quiet if you wanted me to be quiet you should have put my hand here
28:34i am not doing this with you okay you you are a bad person
28:54yep that's what they say
29:00hey guess what it worked carly wants to get back together
29:13that is is great and don't worry i i played it cool her and i gonna hang out next week and talk it
29:23over and then you and i can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria
29:28it'll be great you must be so relieved huh no more pretending ah
29:33and now you can date whoever you want but like actually
29:42all right see ya
29:46so they are in fact getting back together and operation rom-com is officially a failure
29:59okay but now you can suck face with rain guilt-free
30:03well i jesse is everything i have ever wanted
30:07okay he is he's he's kind he's funny he i mean he's my best friend he's who i should be with
30:17no fuck should who do you want to be with look sky you're all schedules and goals and
30:23them being perfect or whatever and i know rain is the opposite of that but maybe he balances you out a
30:28little bit and i know jesse is a good one but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:35is that not there she is just the rebound i was looking for
30:40i want to thank you actually
30:43if you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:51aww you should know by now given your literal track record nice girls always finish last
31:02hope you hide your fun because i'm taking him back there's nothing you can do about it
31:08over my dead body that's it i i've got to tell him how i feel
31:19oh come on
31:24hey jesse i am yeah he's not here
31:34but i'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back cherry
31:41you have been tormenting me for four years
31:49what gives what gives huh what what makes me so special
31:56why are you such an ass to me
31:59because you like it
32:03i just want to give you what you want
32:17and you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:20help it up
32:34he can't find us like this
32:50what you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating
32:53rain
32:54rain please
32:55fine get in
33:02what the hell did you lock me out
33:20man i got your pitch that carly dumped you but
33:25she's all yours bro not really my type i like them less bitchy
33:27fuck yeah man
33:31yeah i guess i'll go to sleep then too huh
33:40dude
33:52fuck
33:54go to bed in your fucking sweater
33:59it's a million degrees in here
34:02shit good call bro
34:05shit good call bro
34:09boom
34:30you
34:30you
34:31you
34:32What are we gonna do?
34:44Seriously, what are we gonna do?
34:46What'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
34:59You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:19Shh.
35:19Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:29This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:15Hey, um.
36:16This bed is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:34Yeah, don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:37I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
37:00Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:01I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:25He, um, he finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:42And I, I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:58I won't believe in them.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:17I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:25Oh, my God.
38:55Oh, my God.
39:21Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Can I have one minute?
39:26I miss you, baby.
39:28Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you from this goody-goody.
39:32She's like the poster child for boring.
39:34I miss you, baby.
39:50Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you from this goody-goody.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:58Not really.
40:00Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:06Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:08She's actually a good person.
40:12Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry.
40:19I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:35I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:00No.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:11of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky.
41:14You're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:25I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean...
41:30There's nothing to talk about.
41:32Seriously?
41:33What?
41:34You wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:39Look, it...
41:40It was...
41:41It was...
41:42It was a mistake.
41:43Okay?
41:44Will you look at me?
41:45Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:46Like, be honest for one fucking second.
41:48Hey, Sky!
41:49Rain, go.
41:50Now, please.
41:51Okay?
41:52Jesse and I...
41:53Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
41:54There is no you and Jesse.
41:55Just fucking admit it.
41:56Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
41:57I see what this is.
41:58You're trying to steal my girl.
41:59Hey!
42:00You're trying to steal my girl.
42:01Hey!
42:02You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:05Hey!
42:06You're trying to steal my girl.
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skyler. There is no you and Jesse. Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl. You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:37Stop.
42:38You know what? You're right.
42:39I was because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skyler today.
42:53Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:06Oh my God, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:16Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:28What do you think?
43:29Oh, my God.
43:42Yes.
43:43Oh.
43:43Oh.
43:45So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that on you again.
44:09I was talking to Carly, and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm. Yeah. Uh, what took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum, and I started to think about my life without you in it, and I just, I couldn't.
44:32So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:46Hmm.
44:49Can I, um, can I kiss you?
45:06Oh, sorry.
45:07Uh, sorry, I'll, yeah.
45:09I, yeah.
45:10I, yeah, I'm sorry.
45:12We can, I, you know.
45:14I'll see you tomorrow, Sky.
45:31Okay.
45:31Okay.
45:34Okay.
45:36Oh, fuck.
46:09Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse, you're okay, you're okay, I got you, I got you, you're okay.
46:39Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by, she said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:26No.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:46You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:58Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:05Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:20Come on.
48:21You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:45You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:06Look, I, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about, about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I, I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:30I, um, I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest
49:35for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was with, uh, with pure,
49:55unadulterated loathing.
49:59Yeah, anything.
50:00Anything you had to give?
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jussie and I, we, um,
50:27we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um,
50:41you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:17I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:40And just maybe I could take all the rest for you.
51:46Make me.
51:47I feel like I should tell you I'm a virgin.
52:12With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight.
52:24Remember?
52:27Yeah, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:31I feel like I'm close to you, don't even know.
52:35Just give me a sign.
52:38Tell me what I should do, do, do, do, do.
52:43Maybe stay me up and get in the feeling that you won't like me too.
52:51And just maybe I could take a little rest for you.
52:57Make my mood.
52:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
53:01Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:16Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:27You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:42Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:54Ow.
53:56Woo, what a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
53:59You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Yeah.
54:21You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
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