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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07Get up with me.
01:08Every night if we're there.
01:19Help me here.
01:20I just need a coffee.
01:21Lefty.
01:24Hell missing
01:25practically begging me for it well why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone yes sir
01:31anything you say sir later hey uh try not to you know set the whole boarding school on fire again
01:40yeah you man i hate that guy you good my hero you know i'll always save you sky
01:52practically like my kid sister hon you're like three months older than me dumbass whatever hey have you
02:00seen carly maybe she's in my room come on hey carly you've gotta be kidding me
02:18it's not like we're exclusive yeah i said every cheater ever and how would a virgin like you know
02:26hey man she just she just hopped on top of me um but i guess jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32come on you don't need this excuse me
02:41and what do you think he needs i don't know maybe
02:46someone who knows how to keep her legs closed you mean a frigid loser like you keep dreaming
02:54and keep your hands off bitch hey you know actually yes someone exactly like her
03:02you did me a favor i was coming in here to break up with you
03:06mm-hmm because skylar and i are together now
03:11her
03:14miss i sleep with the student handbook you're dating her
03:18not the only thing she's sleeping with now right babe
03:20great
03:27yeah since when
03:33about a week or so i don't know what took me so long i had the girl of my dreams in front of
03:37me for years
03:41i'm done wasting time let's get out of here
03:50what the fuck um what the fuck i know i i know that came out of nowhere and i'm i'm sorry to
03:58spring that on you but i actually think that this could work you
04:03you you think that we could work totally
04:10carly always wants what she can't have and if she thinks we're dating it'll it'll
04:14make her crazy jealous and come running back she'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks
04:20top on you you still want her after that after what she just did
04:25okay she's drunk i'm mad but but she's the total package you know she's the one
04:38look i need your help sky you're you're my best friend and and the only one i trust please
04:48he asked you to do what shut up isn't this a good thing you've been in love with him since
04:58you were like eight i thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops no it's
05:02it's not real okay i i mean he's just doing it to get back with carly
05:10god i i don't get it take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left
05:16i just i can't do it i mean i i don't want to let jesse down but i just
05:24i think it would kill me genuinely i've just
05:30i have wanted him to ask me out for so long but not like this
05:37damn dude it's too bad this isn't a movie because if it was all you have to do is fake date him then
05:48he'd fall in love with you without even realizing
05:54wait wait
05:55no i mean that wouldn't really work right why not that's the way it always goes okay guy fake
06:06dates girl to make evil ex jealous then boom he realizes girl is the one all along happily ever after
06:15you think i know go accept your beloved's proposal and operation rom-com is officially underway
06:21you are you looking for someone yeah my boyfriend
06:41what you don't have a boyfriend you've never had a boyfriend you've never hooked up with anyone
06:50i mean i'd be surprised if you ever even kiss someone so yeah you and jesse i don't buy it
06:58you're right you're too too innocent you know too much of a good girl
07:03no i am not but maybe i'm just waiting for the right guy well you should have kept him waiting
07:13he's not your type what would you know about my type i know you don't look at him the way you look
07:19at me right because i look at you with unadulterated loathing whereas i look at him with love
07:28love now if you'll excuse me yeah enjoy um enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend
07:47showtime whoa hey slow down you sure about this no i i would do anything for you jesse
07:59come out okay come on babe let's dance
08:11it's not working okay we just need to get her attention oh my word yeah
08:32oh she looked she looked now what okay um do something like romantic in my ear you know like
08:42how you liked me for a long time i've liked you for a long time skyler
08:49a little public for her first kiss no that got me man
09:05you don't actually have to kiss me look do you want carly back or not the sound of shit man
09:17come on let's go somewhere a little more private
09:20nice moves
09:33what the hell are you doing like you you know make it make it sound like we're hooking up
09:43look do you want her to be jealous or not
09:45oh yeah
09:57Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:06Oh, yeah.
10:08Oh, Jesse.
10:10Oh, Jesse.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:12Oh, Tyler.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jesse.
10:16Oh, Jesse.
10:18I love it.
10:20Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Oh, goodness me.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:44Whore.
10:51Oh, yeah.
10:52Oh, yeah.
10:53Good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:56Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:07All right.
11:08Yeah, go ahead.
11:14Oh, you know what?
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:28Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:35Spectacular.
11:36Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
12:09That was really something, you know?
12:15Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:17Oh, so you were listening.
12:19Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Hell no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:27Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, um, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:58And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:11Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:22You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:28I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:31Someone who's gonna break you apart, and then put you back together again.
13:39Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:46I want you.
13:47To admit that you're lying.
13:53Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:12Never.
14:13For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:31First up, Jessie, Skylar, and Rain.
14:35Rain.
14:38The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:42Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
14:49Sorry, I was just thinking, right, like you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
14:56I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
14:58First of all, you don't know shit about me.
14:59And second, I think deep down it's...
15:01It's always been Skylar.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Same, honestly.
15:04I mean, I think...
15:05I've felt that way.
15:06It's always been Skylar.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Same, honestly.
15:09I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:26I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:40Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:05Yeah, yeah, and I did.
16:09Dead ass.
16:19Why are you trying to show up?
16:21Well, when there's nothing to show off.
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:32Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:47Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:05Um, Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:13That bitch, she probably took my towel, too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:26I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:04Mind if I join?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Oh, yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:26Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:27So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:51I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:00I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:22Okay, I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Ms. Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:37No, that's, that is cheating.
20:39Okay, I, I can't-
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:42Take a look.
21:39You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just...
22:07Jumping.
22:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:32Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Oh!
22:59Oh!
22:59Jessi?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:31You know the rules.
23:49Jessi?
23:49Not quite.
23:59Rain.
24:01Oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jessi, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08You...
24:08I don't...
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that, like, the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessi's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:35Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:44This...
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:53Did you just...
24:54Did you just...
24:57I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal,
25:20it can affect my 100-meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So when were you gonna tell me you and Rain kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:27Hmm?
25:30It was an accident?
25:35I thought...
25:36I thought he was Jessi.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was...
25:40Rain bad girl!
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No!
25:45No!
25:48Maybe!
25:50Okay?
25:50Like, like, a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Hold it, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:57So, you kissed Rain...
26:00Uh-huh.
26:00...thinking he was Jessi.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jessi.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jessi, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no.
26:14Okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jessi.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night...
26:23Just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a...
26:30A troublemaking, law-breaking...
26:33Playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he...
26:37He doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just...
26:40He's just doing it to get back at Jessi, so...
26:43I know how to fix...
26:46This.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jessi...
26:49As soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:51Mm-hmm.
26:53Mm-hmm.
26:59So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you want to tell it or should I?
27:14You know, I don't think...
27:17I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has the blindfold on.
27:23I feel...
27:24I feel trapped, so...
27:25I try to squeeze by her, and then she...
27:31And then...
27:33Um, I...
27:35You know, I actually didn't even know
27:36that he was in the room.
27:38I...
27:39As soon as I got out into the hallway,
27:41I found Lola, so...
27:42Wow, great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine,
27:51seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I just...
27:58I have to...
28:01powder my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe, I just...
28:07You know, I...
28:08I hate to see girls cry, you know?
28:11I'll be right back.
28:12What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't...
28:20Doesn't bother you that your boyfriend
28:22just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you
28:27if you're getting all handsy
28:28underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet,
28:33you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or...
28:37Here.
28:37Here.
28:37I...
28:45I am not doing this
28:48with you, okay?
28:51You...
28:51You are a bad person.
28:54Yep, that's what they say.
29:03Right.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:13Here.
29:16That...
29:16Is...
29:18Is great?
29:19And don't worry,
29:20I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are gonna hang out next week
29:23and talk it over,
29:24and then you and I can do, like,
29:25this big public breakup scene
29:27in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33No more pretending.
29:33Oh.
29:34Mm.
29:35Mm-hmm.
29:37And...
29:38Now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like...
29:42Actually.
29:45Alright, see ya.
29:51So...
29:52They are, in fact,
29:54getting back together,
29:55and Operation Rom-Com
29:57is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now
30:00you can suck face
30:02with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything
30:06I have ever wanted.
30:07Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:09He's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He...
30:12I mean,
30:13he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want
30:19to be with?
30:20Look, Skye,
30:21you're all schedules
30:22and goals
30:23and being perfect
30:24or whatever,
30:25and I know
30:25Rain is the opposite of that,
30:27but maybe he balances
30:28you out a little bit.
30:29And...
30:29I know Jesse
30:31is a good one,
30:33but that doesn't necessarily
30:34mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound
30:39I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you,
30:43actually.
30:45If you hadn't been
30:46such a pathetic
30:47consolation prize,
30:49Jesse wouldn't want
30:49to talk about us
30:50next week.
30:53Aww.
30:54You should know by now,
30:56given your
30:57literal track record,
30:59nice girls
31:00always finish last.
31:03Hope you hide your fun,
31:04because I'm taking him back.
31:06There's nothing
31:07you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him
31:19how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse,
31:32I...
31:32Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy
31:38to entertain you
31:39until he gets back.
31:40Cherry.
31:46You have been
31:47tormenting me
31:48for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What...
31:54What makes me
31:56so special?
31:57Why are you such
31:58an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it?
32:03I just want to give you
32:16what you want.
32:18And you don't want me
32:19to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us
32:50like this.
32:51What, you worried
32:52your fake boyfriend
32:52is going to catch you
32:53cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:01Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:02What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch
33:23that Carly dumped you,
33:24but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like them less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:30Yep, I guess I'll go
33:39to sleep then too, huh?
33:40Fuck.
33:40Dude.
33:53Fuck.
33:57Going to bed
33:58in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees
34:01in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:05Thank you, bro.
34:35What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:19Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:27This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:50Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:06Let's...
36:06Let's...
36:08Let's just take a good night.
36:15Hey, um...
36:17This bed is just kind of like...
36:20Like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:27It's just like a small...
36:32A small bed.
36:33You know what?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was...
37:09I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like, after years of just fucking screaming matches, my dad...
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:41And I, I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:08Right.
38:08Right.
38:09Right.
38:09Right.
38:09Right.
38:10Right.
38:10Right.
38:11Right.
38:12Right.
38:16Right.
38:21I believe you.
38:23Right.
38:41Right.
38:41Right.
38:41Right.
38:41Right.
39:11Jesse's gone, if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:41I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:00Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:24Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:11of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it...
41:41It was...
41:43It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:16You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop!
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop!
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:28Yes.
43:32What do you think?
44:02So...
44:04Look, I'm sorry to spring that on you...
44:09Again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and...
44:14She's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm.
44:19Yeah.
44:20What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it and I just...
44:30I couldn't.
44:31So...
44:33Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:46Hmm.
44:47Can I...
44:49Can I...
44:50Can I kiss you?
44:53Can I kiss you?
44:54Oh, sorry...
44:56Oh, sorry.
45:08You...
45:08Sorry.
45:09I...
45:09Yeah.
45:11Yeah.
45:11It's right.
45:12We can...
45:12Yeah.
45:12I'll see you tomorrow, Sky.
45:42I'll see you tomorrow, Sky.
46:12Hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse.
46:20Go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay.
46:23You're okay.
46:23I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:42Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Um, yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:26No.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:42Yeah.
47:45Mm-hmm.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:53Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:21Come on.
48:22You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:04Working on my delinquency.
49:06Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:25I, um, I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:42I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Anything.
50:04Anything you had to give.
50:06Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jossie and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:36Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:49No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:06Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:18I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want, mm-mm.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:30Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't thank me too?
51:40And just, baby, I could take on a risk for you
51:46Make no, uh
51:48I see you standing up, I just want to bring out a thing
51:53Oh, baby, you're good
51:55Oh, baby, you're good
51:57I think we'll show you a feeling in love to do
52:01Oh, baby, you're good
52:02Wait, um
52:03I feel like I should tell you
52:08I'm
52:09I'm virtual
52:12With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked it off your list already
52:21Yeah, well
52:21Love tight
52:24Remember
52:25Yeah, I remember
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:39What I should do
52:40Do, do, do, do
52:43Baby, stay, baby, I've been getting the feeling
52:47You might let me do
52:50And just, baby, I could take a little risk for you
52:56Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang
53:11Racers, please, make your way to the starting line
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now
53:18And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive, just don't cry when I smoke you
53:25You're on
53:27You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me
53:40Gotcha
53:42Um, break a leg
53:45Literally
53:47On your marks, get set, go!
53:53Ow
53:54Woo, what a finish, go Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have a, we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on
54:16Take a risk
54:17Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Oh
54:21Oh
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