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00:01I need you.
00:17Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosadoff, who's all alone.
00:20Rosadoff eats, he scores!
00:23Hollander on the ice for both of Rosadoff's goals tonight.
00:26Have a good night.
00:31That's nice.
00:32I think there's still time for a head trick.
00:34Should I do now or with a second?
00:36Cause, I don't know, the second is more fun, but...
00:41Rosadoff scores!
00:43Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:46The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:56My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:03My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:07There's nowhere to go along.
01:10High on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:14The songs are the king again.
01:17My nose, my face, my daily face.
01:21It's the calendar page again.
01:24Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:28Share some light, share some light on me.
01:32Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:35Take it easy on me, share some light, share some light.
01:38Share some light on me, okay?
01:40You okay, you okay, you okay?
01:41Okay, you okay, you okay?
01:43Yeah, you okay.
01:46Hooray.
01:47Yeah, yeah.
02:17Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
02:24For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:30What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:47I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
03:11Alright Shane, you're good, you're ready to go?
03:13Yes, am I walking just in a second?
03:15That's great Shane, look at your shoulder, look great, okay, feel it through the camera,
03:20directly to the camera, put that mark and give you that pose, God bless you.
03:23I can't make a leap all I know, there's nowhere to go along.
03:28Heart on my sleeve, not bearish with me, do the songs I make it again.
03:35Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
03:43Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light on me, shed some light on me.
03:50Can we call it a dynasty? Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
03:59Not since Chicago in the late 90's have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:05I can't, I can't leave all I know, there's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
04:12Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
04:25So now I'm at peace.
04:55So now I'm at peace.
05:25So now I'm at peace.
05:55You gotta work on your lying.
05:57Hayden, what great news.
05:59Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:00No, I mean a fourth kid.
06:02That's awesome, man.
06:03Really.
06:04Holy shit, dude.
06:06Ruby, Emma, slow down.
06:08I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
06:10Fair enough.
06:12Ruby?
06:13Ruby!
06:14How do you know it's Ruby?
06:15Because she's a beast.
06:17So?
06:18So what?
06:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
06:22Jeez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant, too?
06:24I don't think I'm ready.
06:25I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
06:27You're an asshole.
06:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
06:30Was it Jennifer?
06:31Uh, Jessica.
06:32Jessica.
06:33You ever hit that?
06:34Don't say hit that.
06:35Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
06:37I'm not.
06:38Here.
06:38Tag.
06:39You are it.
06:40Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:42Oh, yeah.
06:43Look, I'm just saying, man.
06:45If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
06:47You could do a couple stuff.
06:47It'd be fun.
06:48I'm not.
06:49I mean, she's...
06:51I don't see her anymore.
06:52I think she's engaged or something.
06:53Fair enough.
06:55So, um...
06:56Jackie is this friend, right?
06:58Paid.
06:59What?
07:00Dude, she's fucking hot.
07:01She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
07:03I don't know.
07:03Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
07:06And she's funny.
07:07Swear jar two times.
07:08Oh, fuck.
07:08Three.
07:10Okay.
07:10Come on, man.
07:11Why not?
07:11Can I just show you her Insta?
07:13Fine.
07:13Yes.
07:14Okay.
07:14Well, Jackie will be happy.
07:16We both have to make your wife happy now?
07:17Yeah, damn right we do.
07:18If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
07:22Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:23You're gonna kill her.
07:28Tell your dad to leave me alone.
07:31Um, excuse me?
07:33Are you Shane Hollander?
07:35Yeah.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:37Can we get a picture with you?
07:38Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
07:42Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
07:49Hold his baby.
07:50I'm sorry, buddy.
07:52Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:54Four times.
07:54And second.
07:55Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
07:57Oh, you're the worst one.
08:00You can't say stuff like that to her.
08:01It's true.
08:01And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
08:03Ding, ding, ding.
08:04We've hit five times.
08:05That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
08:06Oh, come on.
08:08Narc!
08:08Narc!
08:10I'm getting him a second, mate.
08:12Way too late.
08:12But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude.
08:18Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
08:22It's my favorite place on earth.
08:24And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
08:27I'm ready.
08:27I'm ready.
08:28Well, maybe you've decided to stay here, to see.
08:31And no matter what.
08:33Sorry.
08:34It's a bit of a skunk, that I'm a little bit of a problem.
08:39But he's really beautiful, yeah?
08:48You're with whom you're meeting now?
08:52You're with no?
08:53No.
08:54You know me.
08:57So, you're with anything serious?
08:59No.
09:03Even with Jane?
09:07What?
09:08You've been a few years for a long time.
09:09I thought, maybe it was something serious or something like that.
09:16Nothing serious.
09:18In general.
09:21Okay.
09:23Sasha gives a hello.
09:27I'm out heading out for a bit.
09:36Cool.
09:38To meet a friend.
09:40Nice.
09:41I'll be back later.
09:42I won't wait up.
09:45It's not like that.
09:46It's just a friend.
09:49So, Lily's just a buddy?
09:52What?
09:52Yeah, chill out, man.
09:53I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:55I don't.
09:55Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:59Or don't.
10:00I don't care.
10:01Actually, I hope you do.
10:02You always play better after.
10:03Go fuck yourself.
10:04Oh, I plan to.
10:05Probably more than once.
10:06Love a hotel room.
10:07Gross.
10:08Bye.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:42Wow.
10:44Wow.
10:46This place is great.
10:48Did you get this built?
10:50Or do you know who did it?
10:52Mr. Real Estate.
10:54That's not what I meant.
10:56You think we need to talk?
10:58No, after.
11:00Okay.
11:02Okay.
11:04Oh,
11:08oh,
11:10oh,
11:12oh,
11:13oh,
11:18oh.
11:25oh,
11:28oh.
11:32I should go.
11:49Or you could stay.
11:53Stay?
11:55Yours tonight?
11:58I'm not done with you.
11:59And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
12:05I told Hayden.
12:07Is it your mother?
12:08No.
12:10No, he's not.
12:11Fuck off.
12:13Who cares what you told Hayden?
12:22Stay.
12:26Okay.
12:29Okay?
12:31Okay.
12:50I'm hungry.
12:52For what?
12:53For food, by the way.
12:55Hey.
12:56Hey.
12:56Hey.
12:59You like tuna melt?
13:13You want to make me tuna melt?
13:15I was going to make one for me.
13:16I can make two.
13:19You head to Florida after this, right?
13:22Yeah.
13:22Right after the game.
13:23Tampa, then Sunrise.
13:25Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
13:26Ah, all the hot spots.
13:30Ginger oil cold enough?
13:32Yeah.
13:33It's great.
13:34Good.
13:36Food will be ready soon.
13:40Jesus Christ.
13:42You know this guy, Ryan Price?
13:44Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
13:48You did a season with him, right?
13:49He's not what you would think.
13:52How so?
13:54Like, he's quiet.
13:57Doesn't talk.
13:58Keeps to himself.
14:00Not bad guy.
14:01Doesn't make friends.
14:03Well, he gets traded every season.
14:05Tough to make friends that way.
14:06Probably he wants to get traded again.
14:09Buffalo is terrible.
14:11Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
14:12People say you're not funny.
14:18They do?
14:19Yeah.
14:19They say you're boring, too.
14:21Who says that?
14:22Me.
14:24What's your favorite city to play in?
14:27On the road?
14:28I like New York.
14:30Guys, it's New York.
14:32They fucking hate me there.
14:34They hate you everywhere.
14:35We know.
14:36Not Florida.
14:37It's full of Boston people.
14:40And you?
14:40I like Ottawa.
14:44Because it's my hometown.
14:46Toronto, Winnipeg.
14:47I'm happy they have a team again.
14:50What?
14:51That's a boring answer.
14:52Yes.
14:54Well, I like the hot places, too.
14:57Hot, like weathered hot.
14:59Oh, okay.
15:00L.A. is hot.
15:02Hot women.
15:04Yeah, sure.
15:04I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
15:06There is a girl I like you very much.
15:11Svetlana.
15:14Oh.
15:16She's old friend.
15:17From Russia.
15:19Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
15:22She knows everything about hockey.
15:26Cool.
15:27And she likes you very much.
15:30Oh.
15:30That's nice.
15:37So, she's like your girlfriend?
15:39No, no.
15:40Nothing like that.
15:41She's old friend.
15:43Sometimes we fuck, but...
15:46She's busy these days.
15:48You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
15:51Sounds perfect for you.
15:53Yes, it's close to that.
15:55Right.
15:55But what?
16:01But it's nothing more than that.
16:03We're either of us.
16:06But it's nice to have regular women like that, right?
16:09You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
16:12No.
16:13I think I will find someone else.
16:19But you know me.
16:21I'm lazy, so...
16:22I don't know if that's out of you at all.
16:32No, stay, stay.
16:33I'll give it.
16:46You like them?
16:48Yeah.
16:50Girls.
16:52Oh, yeah, sure.
16:55Of course I do.
16:58I never hear about you at girls.
17:01It's private.
17:03Right, private.
17:05I keep a lot of things private.
17:07Obviously.
17:12I like girls.
17:13Yeah, no shit.
17:15But I also like you.
17:18Lucky me.
17:20Not this person, of course.
17:21Of course not.
17:23I'm boring.
17:24I bet you have a good mouth.
17:25I love you.
17:26Hey!
17:28Hello.
17:30Hi.
17:35Hi.
17:36Hi.
17:38Hi, Dad.
17:41I received your message.
17:44I replied to you, Dad. We were talking about it yesterday.
17:49Dad.
17:50Dad.
17:52Where Alexei?
17:55My brother, Alexei.
17:56Is he there with you?
17:58Are you alone?
18:00Is he there?
18:02Is he there?
18:04Is he there?
18:06Is he your wife?
18:08Dad?
18:10Okay, calm down.
18:14I'll call him Alexey.
18:16I'll call him.
18:20Where are you?
18:22He's a psycho.
18:24I'll pay for you to be with him.
18:26You're still hungry?
18:40No, thank you.
18:42That's great.
18:48How was your father?
18:50How do you speak Russian?
18:52I know the word for father.
18:54I know the word for father.
18:56I know the word for father.
19:00I know the word for father.
19:04I know.
19:11They all have a lot of tight over a place.
19:12I know the words that I won't kill.
19:14I know he'll going in love with him.
19:16I know what?
19:18I know the words I've listened to him.
19:20I know my Jack Uhm.
19:22I don't want to play with him.
19:26I'm physically and I'm just sitting there with him.
21:30Fuck.
21:33Shane.
21:38Elliot.
21:38Oh.
21:40Oh.
21:44Oh.
21:46Oh.
21:47Oh.
21:48Oh.
21:50Oh.
21:52Oh.
21:54Oh.
21:56Oh.
22:02Oh.
22:04Oh.
22:06Oh.
22:08Oh.
22:10I should go I shouldn't go I shouldn't
22:17Stay I can't
22:19T-meeting in the morning. I forgot
22:21so
22:22Okay
22:23You forgot to anything
22:26Thank you for the tuna mouth
22:33I'm sorry this I can't
22:40All under I just I can't I can't do this
22:50All under
22:53I'm sorry
23:05Are we expecting someone else oh no it's just the three of us thank you
23:07Honey have you decided about Wimbledon Rolex really wants you there
23:14I think they're worried the box is
23:16Too Tennessee I think does that mean too white
23:22I thought you liked your deal with Rolex I do well you certainly love the money and they're great seats
23:26I mean they're next to a prince or no actually a swedish princess
23:30I don't think I should skip training
23:33Well meeting a swedish princess could be fun right I don't have time for that right now mom all my time is scheduled
23:39I just meant I get like two weeks off a year
23:41I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know trying to make conversation about what swedish politics
23:47Okay, can I get anyone to drink? We'll take this chablis please three glasses
23:51I'll have a ginger ale please oh we don't have that sparkling water
23:56Sure, thank you
23:58I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want
24:00No, I can't not during the season
24:05Shane
24:08Yeah, is everything all right why because I don't want wine well you just seem tense i'm fine
24:14Well, I think a little trip to london next summer for Wimbledon just the three of us would be fun
24:23And I think you should think about it
24:25You can make a week of it go to a play
24:28See big band you loved it when you were a kid you guys should go you'd have a great time you're the tennis fan dad
24:34They're not gonna send us the tickets honey. It's you they want we're just the parents you're the main attraction
24:40Well, then i'll just lie tell them i'm coming they won't kick you out and you can just tell them i'm sick or something
24:45honey, i'm i
24:47I don't want you to lie that's not who you are
24:53Sorry i'm i'm in a weird mood it's okay
24:58Anything you want to talk about?
25:02Let's um let's think about london maybe it could be fun i'm just gonna use the washroom
25:05Swedish princess
25:12I don't know
25:23Hey, man, all under what the fuck are you doing right now?
25:27I was about to um
25:28Bullshit get your ass to the my land, baby. My buddy, Francois the chef you remember him?
25:33Oh, yeah, he's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this jj the cast of the egg squad movie they're filming in town is here
25:42All of them i don't fucking know get down here you remember the restaurant right let's all boo i don't know
25:48Okay guys this one never leaves this fucking house tonight is our knee-haw
26:04Uh do you have any ginger ale i mean i do but uh actually just a beer
26:14Please whatever you have on tap shane honder got whatever he wants here
26:17You keep it then
26:28It's an honor
26:29Cool crowd huh shitty bunch of famous actors are here tonight rose landry is here man she is yeah
26:41I might be needing another one of these
26:43Oh
26:45Are you here to help me finish these fries?
27:15The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
27:20I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
27:25Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
27:29I'm Rose, by the way.
27:30I'm Shane.
27:32Wow, I'm a big fan.
27:35Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:37Really?
27:39I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:43I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:45Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:47I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
28:05Wow.
28:05By Bill Paxton.
28:07That is terrible.
28:08He was actually pretty nice to me, and it was good practice.
28:12Getting kidnapped?
28:14All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing
28:18right now.
28:20Fuck, you...
28:21You didn't hear that.
28:23No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
28:27My lips are sealed.
28:27Okay.
28:31Your turn.
28:33Well, I've never been kidnapped.
28:35I mean, there have been threats, but...
28:37No, not what I meant.
28:40Shane Hollander, eight years old.
28:42Paint me a picture.
28:43Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:52The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just
28:56having fun.
28:56Did it stop being fun?
29:01No.
29:03Well, I mean, kind of.
29:05I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
29:11makes sense.
29:13Yeah, it does.
29:16And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
29:22I wasn't the only one.
29:23There was one other.
29:24He hated me, though.
29:28I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of
29:34me.
29:34And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:39I was all right.
29:43John tapped out at NCAA.
29:45But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
29:48That's amazing.
29:49He's an agent now, naturally.
29:50Uh, and Peter's in the AHL.
29:55Undrafted, but hey.
29:56Still not nothing.
29:57Not nothing indeed.
30:01So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
30:05Uh, no.
30:06I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
30:10Underdark?
30:11Kidnapped?
30:12Come on.
30:13No.
30:14I fly a lot.
30:15I watch a lot of movies.
30:16No, that movie is so bad.
30:17It's not great.
30:18No, it's horrible.
30:19You're really good.
30:19I'm so bad in it.
30:21No, you're good.
30:22Well, I'm barely in it.
30:23I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
30:26Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
30:28Michigan, remember?
30:30Your winter doesn't scare me.
30:31So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:42Put me in your face and put it down my visa, hey.
30:46Don't want you to go, oh, oh.
30:48Get you my love, oh, oh.
30:51Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
30:55Blocket FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:59Pushet FM, baby, you're gonna let me go.
31:02I will be taking you home.
31:04Underdark, ouais, ouais.
31:06Underdark.
31:08Underdark, danser colé, yeah.
31:11Underdark.
31:12Underdark, danser colé, yeah.
31:15Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
31:17You're gonna shit, man.
31:19So.
31:20Mm-hmm.
31:24No.
31:25I know, right?
31:25She's like a huge fucking movie star.
31:27How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
31:28She's shooting a film in Montreal.
31:30How the fuck do you know that?
31:31It says it right there.
31:32The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
31:35I've never seen Rose this happy.
31:36The source goes on to say,
31:37I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
31:40I don't know.
31:41I don't know.
31:41I don't know.
31:41I don't know.
31:41I don't know.
31:41I don't know.
31:41I don't know.
31:42I don't know.
31:42I want to take advantage of it every instant, every day.
31:45Every instant, every day.
31:47When I thought I'd be able to go back to the moon,
31:49you made me run away from my anger.
31:51My VPM auto-pice accelere.
31:54Oh.
31:55I have the impression that you know me by the heart.
31:58I'm happy that my defense had never been afraid of my story.
32:01And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
32:04That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
32:06I don't know.
32:08I don't know.
32:08I don't know.
32:10I don't know.
32:10I don't know.
32:11That seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
32:19That seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
32:23No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
32:30wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
32:35ex-squad sequel.
32:36Rudy stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:41Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:42They are definitely one hot couple.
32:44They are five.
32:44Hey!
32:45I was watching that.
32:46Here.
32:48Oh, that!
32:51It was.
32:51Oh, fuck.
32:54I still might talk.
32:54Still jockeying for the tough spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
33:04Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
33:09and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
33:11But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:41We'll get him, buddy.
34:05No rust.
34:06In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
34:14If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
34:19But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
34:22Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
34:31Fuck this shit.
34:34I need the good lead.
34:35Let's go out.
34:36Where?
34:37We're in Montreal.
34:38We find a fucking club.
34:41They'll be bull!
34:43On it?
34:44Jesus.
34:45Jesus.
34:53All the things you said, all the things you said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head.
34:59All the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said is had done.
35:06Sorry.
35:06You said that was good.
35:06No.
35:07You're just good.
35:07Right.
35:07Really, how are you doing?
35:08You're just good.
35:09No.
35:09You're just good.
35:10good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won I need a beer I bet
35:17you do did you watch the game too yeah I watched a few clips on Rose's phone but
35:21it was a sweaty blood miles don't be terrible but I have no problem watching
35:25sweaters okay I want to dance I don't know I'm beat
35:30come on I never get to do that is a lie hey I want to dance with Shane no that
35:35makes too much smile you got a champagne
35:40sorry about that can I have one more please
36:10and I'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed
36:23they say it's my fault but I wonder so much
36:26wanna fly her away from the summer rain coming over my face was she will the shame
36:31when they stop and stare don't worry
36:33worrying me cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me I can try to pretend I can try to forget but it's driving me man going out of my head
36:42already
36:43so
36:45so
36:52I got to go to the bathroom.
37:22I got to go to the bathroom.
37:52I got to go to the bathroom.
38:22I got to go to the bathroom.
38:52I got to go to the bathroom.
39:22I got to go to the bathroom.
39:29I got to go to the bathroom.
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