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00:01I need you.
00:17Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosadoff, who's all alone.
00:20Rosadoff eats, he scores!
00:23Hollander on the ice for both of Rosadoff's goals tonight.
00:26Have a good night.
00:31That's nice.
00:32I think there's still time for a head trick.
00:34Should I do now or with a second?
00:36Cause, I don't know, the second is more fun, but...
00:41Rosadoff scores!
00:43Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:46The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:56My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:03My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:07There's nowhere to go along.
01:10High on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:14The songs are the king again.
01:17My nose, my face, my daily face.
01:21It's the calendar page again.
01:24Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:28Share some light, share some light on me.
01:32Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:35Take it easy on me, share some light, share some light.
01:38Share some light, share some light.
01:39Go ahead, come on.
01:40Take it easy on me.
01:41Take it easy on me.
01:42Take it easy.
01:43Take it easy on me.
01:44Okay, go ahead, come on.
01:45Okay, go ahead.
01:46Take it easy on you.
01:47Take it easy on me.
02:04Oh, my God.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:07For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:29What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:37What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:59My moon, my moon, my moon, my moon, my moon, my moon, my moon, my moon, my moon, my moon.
03:12All right, Shane, you're good?
03:12You're ready to go?
03:13Yes.
03:14Am I walking?
03:14Just a second, we're going to do it, okay?
03:15That's great, Shane.
03:16Move your shoulder.
03:17That's great, okay?
03:19Feel the camera directly to the camera.
03:21Get that mark.
03:21Give me that pose.
03:22God, see you.
03:23I can't believe all the other ones.
03:25There's nowhere to go.
03:26Can we call it a dynasty?
03:54Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:00Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:04I can't, I can't, I can't leave all the hideout.
04:09There's nowhere to go.
04:10There's nowhere to go.
04:12Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:16It's just a light, it's just a light on me, please.
04:19Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:23It's just a light, it's just a light on me, please.
04:27It's just a light on me, please.
04:57It's just a light on me, please.
05:27You can love my man.
05:30She's what?
05:50Pregnant.
05:50Jackie's pregnant.
05:53Again?
05:54Jesus Christ, man.
05:56You gotta work on your lying.
05:57Hayden, what great news.
05:59Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:00No, I mean a fourth kid.
06:02That's awesome, man.
06:03Really.
06:04Holy shit, dude.
06:06Ruby, Emma, slow down.
06:08No, I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
06:10Fair enough.
06:12Ruby?
06:13Ruby!
06:14How do you know it's Ruby?
06:15Because she's a beast.
06:17So?
06:18So what?
06:19So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
06:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
06:24I don't think I'm ready.
06:25I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
06:27You're an asshole.
06:28Hey, have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
06:30What, is it Jennifer?
06:31Uh, Jessica.
06:32Jessica.
06:33You ever hit that?
06:34Don't say hit that.
06:35Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
06:37I'm not.
06:38Here.
06:38Tag.
06:39You are it.
06:40Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:42Oh, yeah.
06:43Look, I'm just saying, man.
06:45If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
06:46You know?
06:47You could do a couple stuff.
06:47It'd be fun.
06:48Or not.
06:49I mean, she's...
06:51I don't see her anymore.
06:52I think she's engaged or something.
06:54Fair enough.
06:55So, um...
06:56Jackie is his friend, right?
06:58Paid.
06:59What?
07:00Dude, she's fucking hot.
07:01She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
07:03I don't know.
07:03Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
07:06And she's funny.
07:07Swear jar two times.
07:08Oh, fuck.
07:08Three.
07:10Okay.
07:10Come on, man.
07:11Why not?
07:11Can I just show you her Insta?
07:13Fine.
07:13Yes.
07:14Okay.
07:14But Jackie will be happy.
07:16We both have to make your wife happy now?
07:17Yeah, damn right we do.
07:18If you want her to keep making her gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
07:21Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:23Maybe you're going to kill her.
07:27Tell your dad to leave me alone.
07:31Um, excuse me.
07:33Are you Shane Hollander?
07:35Yeah.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:37Can we get a picture with you?
07:38Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
07:42Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
07:46Hold his baby.
07:50I'm sorry, buddy.
07:52Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:54Four times.
07:54And second.
07:55Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
07:57Oh, you're the worst one.
08:00You can't say stuff like that to her.
08:01It's true.
08:01And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
08:03Ding, ding, ding.
08:04We've hit five times.
08:05That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
08:06Oh, come on.
08:08Narc.
08:08Narc, Narc, Narc.
08:10I'm getting a vasectomy.
08:11Way too late.
08:12But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
08:18Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
08:22It's my favorite place on earth.
08:24And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
08:27I'm ready.
08:28Well, maybe you decided that we were left to watch.
08:31And no matter what.
08:33Sorry.
08:34It's such a shame that I'm feeling like I'm not in trouble.
08:39But he's really beautiful, right?
08:42You...
08:43You...
08:44You...
08:49You...
08:53No.
08:54You know me.
08:57So, you mean anything serious?
09:00No.
09:03Not even with Jane?
09:07What?
09:08You already have a lot of time.
09:09I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
09:17Nothing serious.
09:19In general.
09:22Okay.
09:23Sasha tells me hello.
09:34I'm out here now for a bit.
09:37Cool.
09:38To meet a friend.
09:40Nice.
09:42I'll be back later.
09:43I won't wait up.
09:45It's not like that. It's just a friend.
09:49So, Lily's just a buddy?
09:52What?
09:53Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:55I don't.
09:56Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:59Or don't. I don't care.
10:01Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
10:03Go fuck yourself.
10:04Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once. Love a hotel room.
10:07Gross.
10:08Bye.
10:11Oh, yeah.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:13I'll do it again.
10:14Take a few shoes.
10:15Don't care.
10:16Oh.
10:17Oh.
10:19Take a few shoes.
10:20No you're okay.
10:21Go ahead, take my shoes off.
10:36No, you're good.
10:43Wow.
10:45Wow.
10:46This place is great.
10:49Did you get this built,
10:50or do you know who did?
10:52Mr. Real Estate.
10:54That's not what I meant.
10:55I just...
10:56You think we need to talk?
10:58No, after.
11:00Okay.
11:03Okay.
11:03I don't know.
11:06Oh.
11:10Oh.
11:11Oh.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh.
11:22Oh.
11:24Oh.
11:25Oh.
11:26Oh.
11:27Oh, no.
11:44I should go.
11:50Or you could stay.
11:53Stay?
11:55Yours tonight?
11:58I'm not done with you.
12:01And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
12:05I told Hayden.
12:07Isn't your mother?
12:09No.
12:10No, he's not.
12:11Fuck off.
12:13Who cares what you told Hayden?
12:22Stay.
12:25Okay.
12:29Okay?
12:31Okay.
12:32I'm hungry.
12:33For what?
12:34For food.
12:35For food.
12:36Hey.
12:37Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:40I'm hungry.
12:42I'm hungry.
12:43For what?
12:44For food.
12:45Hey.
12:46Hey.
12:47You want to make me tuna melt?
12:49You want to make me tuna melt?
12:50I was gonna make one for me, I can make two.
12:51I was gonna make one for me.
12:52I can make two.
12:53You head to Florida after this, right?
12:54Yeah, right after the game.
12:55Tampa, then Sunrise.
12:56Then we go to Dallas, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
12:57Yeah, right after the game.
12:58Tampa, then Sunrise.
12:59Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
13:02Ah, with the hot spots.
13:03Ginger oil cold enough?
13:04Yeah, right after the game.
13:05Yeah, right after the game.
13:06Tampa, then Sunrise.
13:07Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
13:08Ah, with the hot spots.
13:09Ginger oil cold enough?
13:10Yeah, it's great.
13:11Good.
13:12Food will be ready soon.
13:15Hey.
13:16Hey.
13:17Hey.
13:18Hey.
13:19Hey.
13:20Hey.
13:21Hey.
13:22Hey.
13:23Hey.
13:24Hey.
13:25Hey.
13:26Hey.
13:27Hey.
13:28Hey.
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13:59Hey.
14:00Hey.
14:01Hey.
14:02Hey.
14:03Hey.
14:04Hey.
14:05Hey.
14:06Hey.
14:07He wants to get raided again.
14:09Buffalo is terrible.
14:11Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
14:15And people say you're not funny.
14:18They do?
14:19Yeah.
14:19They say you're boring, too.
14:21Who says that?
14:22Me.
14:24What's your favorite city to play in?
14:27On the road?
14:28I like New York.
14:30Guys, it's New York.
14:32They fucking hate me there.
14:34They hate you everywhere.
14:35I know.
14:36Not Florida.
14:37It's full of Boston people.
14:40And you?
14:42I like Ottawa, because it's my hometown.
14:46Toronto, Winnipeg.
14:47I'm happy they have a team again.
14:50What?
14:51Are those boring answers?
14:52Yes.
14:54Well, I like the hot places, too.
14:57Hot, like weathered hot.
14:59Oh, okay.
15:00LA is hot.
15:02Hot women.
15:04Yeah, sure.
15:04I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
15:07There is a girl I like you very much.
15:11Svetlana.
15:14Huh?
15:16She's old friend.
15:17From Russia.
15:19Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
15:22She knows everything about hockey.
15:26Cool.
15:27And she likes you very much.
15:30Oh.
15:32That's nice.
15:34Mm-hmm.
15:36Mm-hmm.
15:37So she's like your girlfriend?
15:39No, no.
15:40Nothing like that.
15:41She's old friend.
15:43Sometimes we fuck, but...
15:45She's busy these days.
15:48You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
15:51Sounds perfect for you.
15:53Yes, she's close to that.
15:55Right.
15:58But what?
15:58But it's nothing more than that.
16:03We're either of us.
16:06But it's nice to have regular women like that, right?
16:10You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
16:12Mm-hmm.
16:14I think I will find someone else.
16:15But you know me.
16:21I'm easy, so...
16:23I don't know if that's out of you at all.
16:32No, stay, stay.
16:33I'll give it.
16:45You like them?
16:48Yeah.
16:50Girls.
16:53Oh, yeah, sure.
16:55Of course I do.
16:58I never hear about you at girls.
17:01It's private.
17:03Right, private.
17:05I keep a lot of things private.
17:07Obviously.
17:12I like girls.
17:13Yeah, no shit.
17:14But I also like you.
17:18Lucky me.
17:20Not this person.
17:21Of course.
17:22Of course not.
17:23I'm boring.
17:25But you have a good mouth.
17:38Hello, Dad.
17:41Yes, I received your message.
17:44I asked you, Dad.
17:45We talked to him yesterday.
17:48Dad.
17:50Dad.
17:51Dad.
17:52Where is Alexei?
17:54My brother, Alexei.
17:57Is he with you?
17:59You're there?
18:00You're there?
18:00Polina, she's your wife.
18:02Polina, she's your wife.
18:06Dad.
18:08Dad.
18:10Okay.
18:11Be calm.
18:11Be calm.
18:15I'll call Alexei.
18:17I'll call him.
18:20Where are you?
18:21You're still hungry?
18:41No.
18:41No, thank you.
18:42That's great.
18:42You're...
18:43What?
18:48How was your father?
18:52I speak Russian, though.
18:54I know the word for father.
18:55You're...
19:12Eh?
19:16Hmm?
21:19Fuck.
21:21Shane.
21:53I should, I should, I should go, um, I should go, I should stay, I can't, tea meeting in
22:20the morning that I forgot, so, okay, you forgot to me then, thank you for the tuna mouth, um, I'm
22:34sorry, I just, I can't, I wonder, I just, I can't, I can't do this,
22:50I wonder, I'm sorry, are we expecting someone else, oh no, it's just the three of us, thank
23:07you, honey, have you decided about Wimbledon, Rolex really wants you there, I think they're
23:15worried their box is too Tennessee, I think, does that mean too white, I thought you like
23:23your deal with Rolex, I do, well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats, I mean,
23:27they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess, I don't think I should skip
23:32training, well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right, I don't have time for that right
23:37now, mom, all my time is scheduled, I just meant, I get like two weeks off a year, I don't want to
23:41spend it next to someone, I don't know, trying to make conversation about what, Swedish politics,
23:47okay, can I get anyone a drink, we'll take this Chablis, please, three glasses, I'll have a ginger ale,
23:53please, oh, we don't have that, sparkling water, sure, thank you, I'm sure you could have a glass
23:59of wine, if that's what you want, no, I can't, not during the season, Shane, yeah, is everything
24:09all right, why, because I don't want wine, well, you just seem tense, I'm fine, well, I think a little
24:18trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun, and I think you
24:23should think about it, you could make a week of it, go to a play, see big band, you loved it when
24:29you were a kid, you guys should go, you'd have a great time, you're the tennis fan, dad, they're not
24:34going to send us the tickets, honey, it's you they want, we're just the parents, you're the main
24:39attraction, well, then, I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming, they won't kick you out, and you can
24:44just tell them I'm sick or something, honey, I'm, I don't want you to lie, that's not who you are,
24:53sorry, I'm, I'm in a weird mood, it's okay, anything you want to talk about,
24:59let's, um, let's think about London, maybe it could be fun, I'm just going to use the washroom.
25:09Swedish princess?
25:12I don't know.
25:23Hey, man.
25:24Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
25:27I was about to, um...
25:28Bullshit, get your ass to the Milan, baby, my buddy, Francois, the chef, you remember
25:32him?
25:33Oh, yeah.
25:34He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
25:37JJ?
25:38The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:42All of them?
25:43I don't fucking know, get down here, you remember the restaurant, right?
25:46Le Tambou?
25:48I don't know.
25:53Yes, you bitch!
25:54Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
26:02Tonight is our me luck.
26:04Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
26:10I mean, I do, but...
26:12Uh, actually, just a beer, please, whatever you have on tap.
26:15Shane Hollander, have whatever he wants here.
26:17You keep it, then.
26:28It's an honor.
26:34Cool crowd, huh?
26:35Shit, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
26:38Rose Landry is here, man.
26:39She is?
26:40Yeah.
26:41I might be needing another one of these.
26:43Okay.
27:10Are you here to help me finish these fries?
27:17The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
27:20I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
27:25Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
27:29I'm Rose, by the way.
27:30I'm Shane. I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
27:35Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:37Really?
27:38I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:43I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:45Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
28:00I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
28:05Wow.
28:05By Bill Paxton.
28:06That is terrible.
28:08He was actually pretty nice to me, and it was good practice.
28:12Getting kidnapped?
28:14I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
28:20Fuck, you, you didn't hear that.
28:23No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
28:26My lips are sealed.
28:30Okay.
28:31Your turn.
28:33Well, I've never been kidnapped.
28:35I mean, there have been threats.
28:36No, not what I meant.
28:40Shane Hollander, eight years old.
28:42Paint me a picture.
28:43Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:52The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
28:56Did it stop being fun?
29:01No.
29:02Well, I mean, kind of.
29:05I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
29:13Yeah, it does.
29:16And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
29:22I wasn't the only one.
29:23There was one other.
29:27He hated me, though.
29:28I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
29:34And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:38I was all right.
29:39I was all right.
29:42John tapped out at NCAA.
29:46But he still made it to the Frozen Forum of Princeton.
29:48That's amazing.
29:49He's an agent now, naturally.
29:52And Peter's in the AHL.
29:55Undrafted, but hey.
29:56Still not nothing.
29:57Not nothing indeed.
30:01So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
30:05No.
30:06I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
30:10Underdark kidnapped.
30:12Come on.
30:13No.
30:14I fly a lot.
30:15I watch a lot of movies.
30:16No, that movie is so bad.
30:17It's not great.
30:18No, it's horrible.
30:19You're really good.
30:19I'm so bad in it.
30:21No, you're good.
30:22Well, I'm barely in it.
30:23I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
30:26Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
30:28Michigan, remember?
30:30Your winter doesn't scare me.
30:31So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:42Put me in your face and put it down my visa.
30:45Hey.
30:46Don't want you to go.
30:48Oh, oh.
30:48Get you my love.
30:49Oh, oh.
30:51Take you inside to show you I'm real.
30:53I'm real.
30:55Hey.
30:55Blocket FM.
30:56Baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:59Pushet FM.
30:59Pushet FM.
31:01Baby, you're gonna let me go.
31:02I will be taking you home.
31:04Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
31:17You're gonna shit, man.
31:19So.
31:22What's up?
31:24No.
31:25I know, right?
31:25She's like a huge fucking movie star.
31:27How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
31:28She's shooting a film in Montreal.
31:30How the fuck do you know that?
31:31It says it right there.
31:32The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
31:35I've never seen Rose this happy.
31:36The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Lansfield.
31:40And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
32:04That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
32:06Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
32:21No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp.
32:28But the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love.
32:32As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated ex-squad sequel.
32:36Woody stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:41Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:42They are definitely one hot couple.
32:44They are five.
32:45Hey, I was watching that.
32:46Here.
32:48Oh, that!
32:51It was.
32:52Fuck.
32:53I stuck my toe.
32:54Okay, I'm in.
32:59Still jockeying for the tough spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
33:04Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
33:09and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
33:11But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:14Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:16Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:24Let's go!
33:41Let's go!
33:43Come on, let's go!
33:45We'll get him, buddy.
34:05No rust.
34:08In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders
34:11managed four shots on goal in the third period.
34:14If you can call 1-0 a victory,
34:17and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
34:19but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
34:22Where was Ilya Rosenhoff?
34:31Fuck this shit.
34:34I need a good lead. Let's go out.
34:36Where?
34:37We're in Montreal. We find a fucking club.
34:41Delby Bull!
34:42Marnie?
34:44Jesus Christ.
35:01Hi, handsome.
35:07good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you do did you
35:18watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles don't
35:23be terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm beat man
35:30come on i never get to game okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane yeah that makes
35:35too much smile you got a champagne
35:47sorry about that can i have one more please
36:05and i'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed they say it's my fault but i wanted so much
36:09and i'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed
36:20and i'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed they say it's my fault but i wanted so much
36:26when i flare away from the summer rain coming over my face wish it were all the shame when i stop and
36:32stare don't worry me cause i'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me i can try to pretend i can
36:38try to forget but that's driving me and throw it out of mine
36:56I got to go to the bathroom.
37:26This is not enough.
37:41And all the bitches say, all the bitches say, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head.
37:51I said, running through my head, running through my head, oh, and she said, this is not enough, this is not enough, I've been serious shit, I feel totally lost, if I'm asking for help, it's only become, being with you, has opened my eyes.
38:21How could I ever believe, such a positive surprise, I keep asking myself, wondering how, I keep closing my eyes, but I can't lock you out, wanna find more grace, where it's just you and me, nobody else, so we can be free.
38:39All the bitches said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head, all the bitches said, this is not enough.
38:58This is not enough.
39:05All the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said, all the bitches said.
39:21I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
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