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00:01I need you.
00:17Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosadoff, who's all alone.
00:20Rosadoff eats, he scores!
00:23Hollander on the ice for both of Rosadoff's goals tonight.
00:26Have a good night.
00:31That's nice.
00:32I think there's still time for a head trick.
00:34Should I do now or with a second?
00:36Cause, I don't know, the second is more fun, but...
00:41Rosadoff scores!
00:43Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:46The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:56My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:03My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:07There's nowhere to go along.
01:10High on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:14The songs are the king again.
01:17My nose, my face, my daily face.
01:21It's the calendar page again.
01:24Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:28Share some light, share some light on me.
01:32Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:35Take it easy on me, share some light, share some light.
01:38Share some light, share, some light.
01:47Take it easy on me.
01:54My room and me, not as good as we've been, it's the dirtiest claim.
02:00Yeah, yeah.
02:25For the first time in 16 years,
02:27the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:30What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:57All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
03:13Yes.
03:14Am I watching just a second?
03:15Okay?
03:16That's great, Shane.
03:17Over your shoulder.
03:18This is great, okay?
03:19Feel the camera directly to the camera.
03:21Hit that mark and give you that pose.
03:22God, see you.
03:23Leave all the hideaway.
03:25There's nowhere to go to belong.
03:28Heart on my sleeve.
03:30Not barely shaking.
03:32Do the songs like a kid again.
03:35Take it slow.
03:37Take it easy on me.
03:39It's just a lie.
03:41Just a lie.
03:42Oh, please.
03:43Take it slow.
03:44Take it easy on me.
03:46It's just a lie.
03:48Can we call it a dynasty?
03:54Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
03:58for the second year in a row.
04:00Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:02have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:05Why can't I call it a party?
04:07Leave all the hideaway.
04:08There's nowhere to go.
04:10There's nowhere to go.
04:12Take it slow.
04:14Take it easy on me.
04:16It's just a lie.
04:18Just a lie.
04:19I'm gonna please.
04:20Take it slow.
04:21Take it easy on me.
04:23It's just a lie.
04:25Just a lie.
04:26I'm gonna please.
04:28Just out of the gate.
04:29And here's where we come back.
04:31TheAAAAAAA!
04:33TheAAAAAAA!
04:34TheAAAAAAA!
04:35TheAAAAAAA!
04:35TheAAAAAAA!
04:36TheAAAAA!
04:37TheAAAAA!
04:38TheAAAAA!
04:39TheAAA!
04:40TheAAA!
04:41TheAAaA!
04:42TheAAA!
04:43TheAAA!
04:45TheAAA!
04:462AAA!
04:47TheAAA!
04:48TheAAA!
04:49TheAAA!
04:50I-I-I like you.
04:51It was that people at Michael Williams.
04:53TheAAA!
04:54TheAAA!
04:55TheAAA!
04:56I'm the one that I'm ready.
05:05Oh!
05:07I'm the one that I'm ready.
05:12So then I'm ready to be ready.
05:16It's a perfect body.
05:17I'm happy to be here.
05:18Can we go?
05:20But I'm gonna be ready to be ready.
05:23She's what pregnant Jackie's pregnant again
05:53Jesus Christ man you gotta work on your lying
05:57Hayden what great news Hayden I'm so happy for you
06:00No I mean a fourth kid that's awesome man really
06:03Holy shit dude
06:05Ruby Emma slow down
06:08I mean she's fucking boring right
06:10Fair enough
06:11Ruby
06:12How do you know it's Ruby
06:15Cause she's a beast
06:16So
06:18So what
06:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare
06:21Jeez hey you wanna get me pregnant too
06:23I don't think I'm ready
06:25I think I still have some good hockey left for me
06:27You're an asshole
06:28Have you ever talked to that ex of yours
06:30Was it Jennifer
06:30Jessica
06:31Jessica
06:32You ever hit that
06:34Don't say hit that
06:35Oh sorry Virgin Mary
06:37I'm not
06:37Here
06:38Tag
06:39You are it
06:40Let's go see Uncle Shane
06:41Oh yeah
06:43Look I'm just saying man
06:44If you ever do
06:45You could like bring her around
06:46You know
06:47You could do a couple stuff
06:47It'd be fun
06:48Or not
06:49I mean
06:50She's
06:50I don't see her anymore
06:52I think she's engaged or something
06:53Fair enough
06:54So um
06:55Jackie is his friend
06:58Right
06:58Paid
06:59What
06:59Dude she's fucking hot
07:01She teaches like mommy yoga or something
07:03I don't know
07:03Maybe it's just stretching
07:04But she's seriously fucking hot
07:06And she's funny
07:06Swear jar two times
07:08Oh fuck
07:08Three
07:09Okay come on man
07:11Why not
07:11Can I just show you her Insta
07:13Fine
07:13Yes
07:14Jack will be happy
07:15We both have to make your wife happy now
07:17Yeah damn right we do
07:18If you want her to keep making your gross food
07:19And keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
07:21Oh Jesus Christ
07:23Tell your dad to leave me alone
07:29Um excuse me
07:32Are you Shane Hollander
07:34Yeah
07:35Oh my god
07:36Can we get a picture with you
07:38Um
07:39I kinda have my hands full
07:40At the moment
07:41Um
07:43Could you hold his baby for him please
07:45So we can get a picture
07:46Hold his baby
07:50I'm sorry buddy
07:51Hey first of all
07:53It's my fucking baby
07:54Four times
07:54And second
07:55Oh wait do I have other kids
07:56Oh
07:58You're the worst one
07:59You can't say stuff like that to her
08:01It's true
08:01And second
08:02They didn't even fucking recognize me
08:03Ding ding ding
08:04We've hit five times
08:05That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
08:06Oh come on
08:07Narc
08:08Narc no
08:09Narc
08:10I'm getting a vasectomy
08:11Way too late
08:12But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude
08:17Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake
08:22It's my favorite place on earth
08:23And my parents cottage
08:25The one I grew up spending my summers at
08:26Is 10 minutes away
08:27I'm ready
08:27I'm ready
08:28I'm ready
08:28Well maybe you decided to stay
08:29That we were going to stay
08:30That we were going to stay
08:30That we were going to stay
08:30And not matter what
08:33I'm sorry
08:34It's a kind of a skunk
08:35That I'm a little bit
08:36I'm a little bit
08:36I'm a little bit
08:37I'm a little bit
08:38I'm a little bit
08:39But he's really beautiful
08:40But he's really beautiful
08:41Yeah?
08:41Yeah?
08:42I'm a little bit
08:43I'm a little bit
08:44I'm a little bit
08:45I'm a little bit
08:46I'm a little bit
08:47I'm a little bit
08:48I'm a little bit
08:49What do you think?
08:50You got me now?
08:51What?
08:52You got me now?
08:53No
08:54You're not
08:55You know what?
08:58So, anything serious?
08:59No
09:00I don't
09:03Even not with Jane?
09:07What?
09:08You've been a few years
09:09I thought it might be something serious
09:12Or something like that
09:14Or something like that
09:17Nothing serious
09:19Workshare.
09:22Okay.
09:23Sasha will say hello.
09:35I'm heading out for a bit.
09:37Cool.
09:38To meet a friend.
09:40Nice.
09:41I'll be back later.
09:43I won't wait up.
09:45It's not like that.
09:47I'm just a friend.
09:49So, Lily's just a buddy?
09:51What?
09:52Chill out, man.
09:53I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:55I don't.
09:56Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:59Or don't.
10:00I don't care.
10:01Actually, I hope you do.
10:02You always play better after.
10:03Go fuck yourself.
10:04Oh, I plan to.
10:05Probably more than once.
10:06Love a hotel room.
10:07Gross.
10:08Bye.
10:17I'll take my shoes off.
10:19No, you're not.
10:20Go here.
10:21Wow.
10:22Wow.
10:23Go ahead, take my shoes off.
10:36No, you're good.
10:43Wow.
10:45Wow.
10:46This place is great.
10:49Did you get this built, or do you know who did?
10:51Yes, Mr. Real Estate.
10:54That's not what I meant.
10:55I just, you think we need to talk?
10:58No, after.
11:00Okay.
11:03Okay.
11:19Oh.
11:21Yes.
11:22Oh.
11:23Yes.
11:24Oh.
11:25Oh.
11:27Oh.
11:28Oh.
11:44I should go.
11:44Or you could stay
11:50Stay
11:53Yours tonight
11:56I'm not done with you
11:59And we have the noon game tomorrow
12:02So no morning practice
12:04I told Hayden
12:06Isn't your mother?
12:08No
12:09No, he's not
12:11Fuck off
12:12I don't care what you told Hayden
12:15Stay
12:23Okay
12:26Okay
12:29Okay
12:42I'm hungry
12:52For what?
12:54For food, Pernod
12:55Hey
12:56You like tuna melt?
13:13You want to make me tuna melt?
13:15I was going to make one for me
13:16I can make two
13:16You head to Florida
13:20After this, right?
13:22Yeah, right after the game
13:23Tampa, then Sunrise
13:24Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis
13:26Ah, all the hot spots
13:28Ginger oil good enough?
13:32Yeah, it's great
13:33Good
13:34Food will be ready soon
13:37Jesus Christ
13:41You know this guy, Ryan Price
13:44Yeah, from playing against him
13:46And not wanting to fight him
13:47You did a season with him, right?
13:49Hmm
13:50He's not what you would think
13:51How so?
13:54Like, he's quiet
13:56Doesn't talk
13:58Keeps to himself
13:59Not bad guy
14:01Doesn't make friends
14:02Well, he gets traded every season
14:04Tough to make friends that way
14:06And probably he wants to get traded again
14:08Buffalo is terrible
14:09Yeah, and their team sucks, too
14:12And people say you're not funny
14:16They do?
14:19Yeah
14:19They say you're boring, too
14:20Who says that?
14:22Me
14:22What's your favorite city to play in?
14:27On the road?
14:28I like New York
14:30Because it is New York
14:31They fucking hate me there
14:33They hate you everywhere
14:35They know
14:35Not Florida
14:36It's full of Boston people
14:38And you?
14:42I like Ottawa
14:43Because it's my hometown
14:45Toronto, Winnipeg
14:47I'm happy they have a team again
14:48What?
14:51Are those boring answers?
14:52Yes
14:52Well, I like the hot places, too
14:55Hot, like, weathered hot
14:58Oh, okay
14:59LA is hot
15:01Hot women
15:02Yeah, sure, I mean
15:05There are hot women everywhere
15:06There is a girl I like you very much
15:11Svetlana
15:12Oh?
15:16She's old friend
15:17From Russia
15:17Her father was famous goaltender
15:20Of Soviet team
15:21She knows everything about hockey
15:24Cool
15:27And she likes you very much
15:29Oh?
15:32That's nice
15:33So she's like your girlfriend?
15:39No, no
15:40Nothing like that
15:40She's old friend
15:42Sometimes we fuck
15:44But
15:45She's busy these days
15:47You know, new business
15:49Selling fancy cars
15:50Sounds perfect for you
15:52Yes, she's close to that
15:55Right
15:55But what?
16:01But it's nothing more than that
16:02For either of us
16:04But it's nice to have regular women like that
16:08You think she's the only woman in Boston
16:11Who'd sleep with you?
16:12No
16:12I think I will find someone else
16:15But you know me
16:21I'm easy, so
16:23I don't know if that's out of you at all
16:27No, stay, stay
16:33I'll give it
16:34You like them?
16:48Yeah
16:49Girls
16:51Oh, yeah, sure
16:54Of course I do
16:56I never heard about you at girls
16:59It's private
17:02I keep a lot of things private
17:06Obviously
17:08I like girls
17:13Yeah, no shit
17:14But I also like you
17:16Lucky me
17:19Not this person
17:21Of course
17:21Of course not, I'm boring
17:24But you have a good mouth
17:32Yes, I'll be honest
17:34You're welcome
17:35I'll be honest
17:36Thank you
17:37Thank you
17:38Stress
17:39Hey, father
17:40I received your message
17:42I answered you
17:45We asked him
17:46We told him yesterday
17:47Father
17:49Father
17:50Where is Alexei?
17:53My brother
17:55Alexei
17:56Is he with you?
17:58Are you there?
17:59You're there?
18:00The police has one time out there!
18:02Polina, is there?
18:05Polina, she's your wife, dad.
18:08Dad, good, calm down.
18:15I'll call him Alexei.
18:17I'll call him.
18:20Where are you?
18:22Come on, he's a psycho.
18:24I'll pay you for that you've been with him.
18:25You idiot!
18:30You still hungry?
18:40No, no, thank you. That was great.
18:43What?
18:47How was your father?
18:52How do you speak Russian now?
18:54I know the word for father.
19:00We don't know why.
19:01I'm going to come.
19:02We can come.
19:03I haven't done that.
19:05How are you?
19:06You calm down!
19:07How're you?
19:08You calm.
19:09I don't know.
22:09I should go.
22:12I should go.
22:15I should stay.
22:17I can't.
22:19Tea meeting in the morning.
22:20I forgot.
22:21So...
22:22Okay.
22:24You forgot tea meeting.
22:26Thank you for the tuna melt.
22:28Mm-hmm.
22:29Um...
22:30Uh...
22:32I'm sorry.
22:35Just...
22:36I can't...
22:37I can't...
22:38I can't...
22:44I can't...
22:45I can't...
22:47I can't do this.
22:50I'm sorry.
22:53Are we expecting someone else?
23:06Are we expecting someone else?
23:06Oh, no, it's just the three of us.
23:10Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
23:12Rolex really wants you there.
23:14I think they're worried their box is...
23:16too Tennessee, I think.
23:18Does that mean too white?
23:22I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
23:24I do.
23:24Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
23:26I mean, they're next to a prince, or...
23:29No, actually, a Swedish princess.
23:31I don't think I should skip training.
23:33Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
23:36I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
23:38All my time is scheduled.
23:39No, I just meant...
23:39I get, like, two weeks off a year.
23:41I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
23:43Trying to make conversation about what?
23:45Swedish politics?
23:47Okay.
23:47Can I get anyone a drink?
23:49We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:51Three glasses?
23:52Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:53Oh, we don't have that.
23:54Sparkling water?
23:56Sure, thank you.
23:58I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
24:00No, I can't.
24:02Not during the season.
24:05Shane.
24:06Yeah.
24:09Is everything all right?
24:10Why, because I don't want wine?
24:12Well, you just seem tense.
24:14I'm fine.
24:16Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
24:21just the three of us, would be fun.
24:23And I think you should think about it.
24:25You could make a week of it.
24:26Go to a play, see Big Ben.
24:29You loved it when you were a kid.
24:30You guys should go.
24:31You'd have a great time.
24:33You're the tennis fan, Dad.
24:34They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
24:36It's you they want.
24:37We're just the parents.
24:39You're the main attraction.
24:40Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
24:42They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:45Honey, I don't want you to lie.
24:48That's not who you are.
24:50Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:56It's okay.
24:58Anything you want to talk about?
25:02Let's think about London.
25:03Maybe it could be fun.
25:05I'm just going to use the washer.
25:10Swedish princess?
25:10I don't know.
25:23Hey, man.
25:24Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
25:27I was about to...
25:28Bullshit.
25:29Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
25:31My buddy, Francois, the chef.
25:32You remember him?
25:33Oh, yeah.
25:34He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
25:37JJ?
25:38The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:42All of them?
25:43I don't fucking know.
25:44Get down here.
25:45You remember the restaurant, right?
25:46Le Tambou?
25:48I don't know.
25:53Yes, you bitch.
25:57Good to see you.
25:59Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
26:02Tonight is our meal.
26:08Do you have any ginger ale?
26:10I mean, I do.
26:12Actually, just a beer, please.
26:14Whatever you have on tap.
26:15Shane Hollander?
26:16Have whatever he wants here.
26:17You keep it, then.
26:28It's an honor.
26:34Cool crowd, huh?
26:35Shit.
26:36Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
26:38Rose Landry is here, man.
26:39She is?
26:40Yeah.
26:41I might be needing another one of these.
26:47Are you here to help me finish these fries?
27:10Are you here to help me finish these fries?
27:17The chef gave them to me,
27:19and they're really good.
27:20I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
27:22Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
27:29I'm Rose, by the way.
27:30I'm Shane.
27:31I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
27:35Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:37Really?
27:38I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:43I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:45Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:47I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
28:05Wow.
28:05By Bill Paxton.
28:07That is terrible.
28:08He was actually pretty nice to me.
28:10And it was good practice.
28:12Getting kidnapped?
28:13All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies,
28:17including the one I'm doing right now.
28:20Fuck, you...
28:21You didn't hear that.
28:23No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
28:27My lips are sealed.
28:30Okay.
28:31Your turn.
28:33Well, I've never been kidnapped.
28:35I mean, there have been threats.
28:36No, not what I meant.
28:40Shane Hollander, eight years old.
28:42Paint me a picture.
28:43Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:52The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years,
28:55so I'm probably just having fun.
28:58Did it stop being fun?
29:01No.
29:03Well, I mean, kind of.
29:05I love it, but it got more intense,
29:08so I guess I kind of got more intense, too,
29:11if that makes sense.
29:13Yeah, it does.
29:16And I bet that being the only Asian kid
29:19didn't make it less intense.
29:22I wasn't the only one.
29:23There was one other.
29:24He hated me, though.
29:28I have a Western last name,
29:30so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
29:34And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:38I was all right.
29:39John tapped out at NCAA.
29:45But he still made it to the frozen form of Princeton.
29:48That's amazing.
29:49He's an agent now, naturally.
29:50Uh, and Peter's in the AHL.
29:55Undrafted, but hey.
29:56Still not nothing.
29:57Not nothing indeed.
30:01So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
30:05Uh, no.
30:06I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
30:10Underdark?
30:11Kidnapped?
30:12Come on.
30:13No.
30:14I fly a lot.
30:15I watch a lot of movies.
30:16No, that movie is so bad.
30:17It's not great.
30:18No, it's horrible.
30:19You're really good.
30:19I'm so bad in it.
30:21No, you're good.
30:22Well, I'm barely in it.
30:23I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
30:26Kind of different into winter, though, right?
30:28Michigan, remember?
30:30Your winter doesn't scare me.
30:31So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:42Put me in your face and put it down my visa, hey.
30:46Don't want you to go, oh, oh.
30:48Get you my love, oh, oh.
30:51Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
30:55Blocket FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:59Pushet FM, baby, you're gonna let me go.
31:02I will be taking you home.
31:04Underdark, ouais, ouais.
31:06Underdark.
31:08Underdark, danser colé, yeah.
31:11Underdark.
31:12Underdark, danser colé, yeah.
31:15Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
31:17You're gonna shit, man.
31:19So.
31:20Mm-hmm.
31:24No.
31:25I know, right?
31:25She's like a huge fucking movie star.
31:27How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
31:28She's shooting a film in Montreal.
31:30How the fuck do you know that?
31:31It says it right there.
31:32The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
31:35I've never seen Rose this happy.
31:36The source goes on to say,
31:37I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
31:40I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
31:41I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
31:42I want to take advantage of every instant, every day.
31:45Every instant, every day.
31:47When I thought I'd be able to go back to the world,
31:49You made me run away from my anger.
31:51My baby, my baby, it's going to accelerate.
31:53And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
32:04That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
32:06Seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
32:19No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
32:30wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
32:35ex-squad sequel.
32:36Rudy stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:40Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:42They are definitely one hot couple.
32:44They are five.
32:45Hey, I was watching that.
32:46Here.
32:46Oh, God!
32:51You're right.
32:51Oh, fuck.
32:54Stop my talk.
32:56Okay, man.
32:59Still jockeying for the tough spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
33:04Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
33:09and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
33:11But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:38Hey!
33:39Oh, come on!
33:44Oh!
34:04Don't get him, buddy.
34:05No rust.
34:06in a listless effort the visiting boston raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period
34:14if you can call one nothing a victory and i guess montreal will take what they can get tonight
34:19but where on the ice was shane hollander where was ilia rosenhoff
34:23fuck this shit i need to get laid let's go out where we're in montreal we find the fucking club
34:39tell people
34:42hi handsome
35:09good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you do did you watch
35:18the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles don't be
35:23terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm beat man come on i
35:31never get to game okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane yeah that makes two miles you got
35:36a lot of champagne
35:37sorry about that can i have one more please
35:49please
35:50please
35:56all of interest
35:58all of interest
35:59All the things you said, all the things you said
36:21And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
36:23They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
36:26I'm a flare away, for the summer rain
36:28Coming over my face, worshiping all the shame
36:31When I stop and stare, don't worry me
36:33Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
36:36I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
36:38But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
36:42Running through my head, running through my head
36:46Running through my head, running through my head
36:48All the things you said, all the things you said
36:52All the things you said, all the things you said
36:54I wanna die, running through my head, running through my head
36:57Running through my head
36:59All the things you said, all the things you said
37:00Done with me, running through my head
37:01I gotta go to the bathroom
37:02I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:02I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
39:02I gotta go to the bathroom.
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