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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you were too stupid.
01:09You don't want to waste anything.
01:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:14I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:16I'm sorry.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:21Yo, Rain.
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:48Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:18It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:32Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:56You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:11Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Right.
03:24Yeah?
03:29Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:39I need your help, Skye.
04:43You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:01It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I can't do it.
05:18I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:35Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:43Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing.
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:11You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's proposal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:38Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jesse?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:03No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:19Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:37Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come here.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13That's sound as shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:20Nice moves.
09:35Mmm.
09:36What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you in here?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Mmm.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jackie.
10:10Oh, Jackie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh.
10:14Oh, Jessie.
10:17Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Oh, goodness me.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:40Oh, girl.
10:41Oh, yeah.
10:45Whore.
10:52This, um...
10:53Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02This is my girl.
11:03Oh, yeah, good idea.
11:04Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:40Let's stagger our exits.
11:43You know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:25Oh, no?
12:25And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch,
12:39you would, um, gently, barely let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:55And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class,
13:18both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:22You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29I see what you need is someone who's going to challenge you.
13:32Someone who's going to break you apart
13:33and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:45I want you to admit that you're lying,
13:54not just to me, but to yourself.
14:12Never.
14:13Never.
14:15For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jesse, Skylar, and...
14:35Rain.
14:38The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you, uh, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:04Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:06Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:08I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's...
15:20It's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since, um,
15:30that one night at camp.
15:31Uh, summer before fifth grade,
15:35they were teaching us about constellations.
15:40Do you remember?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Yeah, I think so.
15:47We, we had wandered off, and we're staring at the stars for hours,
15:51and I just remember thinking,
15:55you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um,
16:01maybe you felt it, too.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:08Dead ass.
16:09Why are you trying to show off
16:21when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:32Just so you know,
16:33the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh,
17:04why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly,
17:11she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:13That bitch,
17:14you probably took my towel too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:31I saw that.
17:32Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:00Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Find a bad joint.
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Oh, okay.
18:17Oh, okay.
18:18Yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:26Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:27So, turns out Skylar the saint is actually Skylar the skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:10Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy?
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:00I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:25Come on.
20:25I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Ms. Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:37No, that's, that is cheating.
20:39Okay, I, I can't.
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
21:13You see, I told you that.
21:43Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just...
22:07Oh, jump.
22:13Go, go, go.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:38Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
22:59You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:31You know the rules.
23:48Jesse.
23:51Not quite.
23:52Reign.
24:01Oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jesse.
24:05Shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08You...
24:08I don't...
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that, like, the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:46Okay.
24:55Did you just...
24:57I kissed Lola.
25:00what you know that if i don't hit my protein goal it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much
25:22as a quarter of a second okay yeah sure so when were you gonna tell me you and rain kissed
25:26it was an accident i thought i thought he was jesse skyler your first kiss was pretty bad girl
25:41how was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you no no
25:46maybe okay like like a little yes fine oh please
25:53okay okay when did you make that doesn't matter so you kissed rain uh-huh thinking he was jesse
26:01yes and you liked it when you thought it was jesse yeah who you're fake dating and who you
26:07actually like and you liked it when you thought it was jesse but you also liked it when you thought
26:11it was rain no ergo you like rain no okay i do not like rain i like jesse yeah well the diagram
26:18doesn't lie the diagram doesn't understand that last night just hormones hormones okay
26:26my ovaries don't seem to get that rain is just a a troublemaking law-breaking playboy okay
26:35i mean he doesn't even like me you know i mean he's just he's just doing it to get back at jesse so
26:42i know how to fix this i just have to kiss jesse as soon as possible
26:51no
26:51so what happened at hide and go kiss you found lola pretty fast sure that blindfold didn't slip
27:05it didn't just lucky i guess oh come on it's actually a really funny story i was there do you
27:13do you want to tell it or should i you know i don't think i don't think i even really remember
27:19okay so skylar comes into our dorm room she locks the door has a blindfold on i feel i feel trapped so
27:25i try to squeeze by her and then she
27:27and then um i you know i actually didn't even know that he was in the room i as soon as i got out
27:40into the hallway i i found lola so i wow great story better luck next time babe hey maybe you can
27:50have some of mine seeing as i'm the luckiest man in the world sorry i just i have to powder my nose
28:02sorry babe i just you know i hate to see girls cry you know i'll be right back
28:12what is wrong with you it doesn't doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex
28:22i trust him oh he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table i was just
28:29trying to get you to be quiet if you wanted me to be quiet you should have put my hand here
28:34i am not doing this with you okay you you are a bad person
28:54yep that's what they say
29:00hey guess what it worked carly wants to get back together
29:13that is is great and don't worry i i played it cool her and i gonna hang out next week and talk it
29:23over and then you and i can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria
29:28it'll be great you must be so relieved huh no more pretending ah
29:33and now you can date whoever you want but like actually
29:42all right see ya
29:46so they are in fact getting back together and operation rom-com is officially a failure
29:59okay but now you can suck face with rain guilt-free
30:03well i jesse is everything i have ever wanted
30:07okay he is he's he's kind he's funny he i mean he's my best friend he's who i should be with
30:17no fuck should who do you want to be with look sky you're all schedules and goals and
30:23them being perfect or whatever and i know rain is the opposite of that but maybe he balances you out a
30:28little bit and i know jesse is a good one but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:35is that not there she is just the rebound i was looking for
30:40i want to thank you actually
30:43if you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:51aww you should know by now given your literal track record nice girls always finish last
31:02hope you hide your fun because i'm taking him back there's nothing you can do about it
31:08over my dead body that's it i i've got to tell him how i feel
31:19oh come on
31:24hey jesse i am yeah he's not here
31:34but i'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back cherry
31:41you have been tormenting me for four years
31:49what gives what gives huh what what makes me so special
31:56why are you such an ass to me
31:59because you like it
32:03i just want to give you what you want
32:17and you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:20you can't find us
32:35he can't find us like this
32:50what you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating
32:53rain
32:54rain please
32:55fine get in
33:02what the hell did you lock me out
33:20man i get your pitch that carly dumped you but
33:25she's all yours bro not really my type i like them less bitchy
33:27fuck yeah man
33:31i guess i'll go to sleep then too
33:40dude
33:52fuck
33:54go to bed in your fucking sweater
33:59it's a million degrees in here
34:02shit good call bro
34:05motherfuck
34:16in
34:17fuck
34:19so
34:22What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:19Shh.
35:22This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always got to, you know, like leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:09Hey, um, this pad is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just like a small, a small bed, you know?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:34Yeah, totally.
36:35Don't, don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:01I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:23Like, he, uh, he finally just packed up his shit and left her, or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks, and I, I got one, and I passed out.
37:48I woke up, and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:51It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain?
38:17Rain?
38:18Yeah.
38:22I believe you.
38:36I believe you.
38:48I don't know.
39:18Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:48I miss you, baby.
39:50Ugh.
39:52It's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:58Not really.
40:00Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:06Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:12Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:16I'm sorry.
40:18I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:22Am I wrong?
40:24Can you chill out?
40:26Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:54So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No.
40:59Sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of
41:12my life a living hell.
41:13Sky.
41:14You're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch.
41:23To charity.
41:25I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:47Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:00Hey, Sky!
42:02Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:06Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:11Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:15You're trying to steal my girl.
42:20Hey!
42:21You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:23Hey!
42:24Hey!
42:25Hey!
42:26Hey!
42:27Hey!
42:28Hey!
42:29Hey!
42:30Hey!
42:31Hey!
42:32Hey!
42:33Hey!
42:34Stop! Stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop!
42:37Stop!
42:38Stop!
42:39You know what, you're right.
42:40I was, because...
42:41Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48changed. I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today. Even when
42:54we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better. Like I don't have
43:01to try so hard. And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend? For real this time? What do you think?
43:18Yes.
43:48So, so, look, I'm sorry to spring that on you. Again. I was talking to Carly and she's
44:02just such a bitch.
44:04Mm-hmm. Yeah. What took you so long? She gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think
44:11about my life without you in it and I just, I couldn't. So, besides, isn't it time we gave
44:18it a shot? Totally. Great. So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:25Hmm. Can I, um, um, can I kiss you?
44:32No.
44:33No.
44:34No.
44:35No.
44:36No.
44:37No.
44:38No.
44:39No.
44:40No.
44:41No.
44:42No.
44:43No.
44:44No.
44:45No.
44:46No.
44:47No.
44:48No.
44:50No.
44:51No.
44:52No.
44:53No.
44:54No.
44:57Yes.
44:58Do it.
44:59Yes.
45:00Can I, um, could I kiss you?
45:02Oh, sorry, sorry, I'll, yeah, I, yeah, I, yeah, sorry, we can't, you know.
45:29I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
45:32Fuck.
45:59Fuck.
46:01Fuck.
46:12Okay, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:26Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:53The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:07Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:16No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30Oh.
47:30Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:42Yeah.
47:45Mm.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:54Hey.
47:55Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:15You owe me.
48:16Come on.
48:18Come on.
48:21Come on.
48:22Come on.
48:23Come on.
48:23Come on.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:37Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:57I can let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:07Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:27I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you asked me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:09Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:11Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jassy and I, we, um...
50:29We broke up.
50:32Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:50No, no.
50:52I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:08Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know if I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:41And just maybe I could take all the risk for you.
51:46Make you look up.
51:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:50I see you standing in the house.
51:51This morning, I think we're going to be feeling about you.
51:53Oh, baby, you're the fool.
51:55Oh, baby, you're the fool.
51:57Oh, baby, you're the fool.
51:58I think we're so happy.
51:59Oh, baby, you're the fool.
52:00Oh, baby.
52:01Oh, baby, you're the fool.
52:02Wait, um...
52:03I don't feel like I should tell you.
52:09I'm...
52:10I'm...
52:11I'm a virgin.
52:12With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight. Remember?
52:27Yeah, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:42Oh yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang!
53:11Racers, please make your way to the starting line!
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now, and I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:20Oh, you sure about that?
53:22I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:25You're on.
53:29You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:36Carlene, let's go back to ground rules, okay? Don't talk to me.
53:41Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:46Literally.
53:47On your marks, get set, go!
53:53Ow.
53:54Woo! What a finish! Go, Skylar!
53:58Tyler!
54:11You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:14Come on. Take a risk.
54:16Take a risk.
54:17Oh no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:19No.
54:20No.
54:21No, no.
54:22Thanks, guys!
54:23It's always amazing!
54:25Be good!
54:26Whoo!
54:27They're so good!
54:28This time.
54:29Bye!
54:30Bye!
54:31Bye!
54:33Bye!!
54:34Bye!
54:35Bye!
54:37Bye!
54:38Bye!
54:39You do!
54:40Bye!
54:41Bye!
54:42Bye!
54:43Bye!
54:44Bye!
54:45Bye!
54:46Bye!
54:47Bye!
54:48Bye!
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