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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should act and listen, like, making cold.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event,
00:18currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff gonna hold my record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, bro.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia
01:02in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05I'm sure this should be, right?
01:06Hey, isn't that...
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08All in there.
01:09What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good boys.
01:11Hey.
01:12All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:14We're training together.
01:15Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:21I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey,
01:38here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Nope.
01:50Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:21He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28He's in a row soats it's Netherlands in Russia.
02:30What?
02:31Let's run a new conference in Russia.
02:33He's in the resulted in all of a total of revolution.
02:36He's in the U.S.
02:40Don't you worry
02:51Every young day
02:53There's something here
02:56When I leave you
02:59I can see you
03:01I can feel you
03:02Um
03:03I am
03:09Very sorry about that
03:11It's really not a big deal
03:12How may I help you?
03:14Uh
03:14What's uh
03:16What's good?
03:17Um
03:17Just a bunch of
03:19Very decent smoothies
03:21With deeply stupid names
03:22Any allergies?
03:24No no no
03:24I'm easy
03:25Okay
03:25Um
03:26I mean the best one's
03:27The blueberry one
03:28But
03:28Oh you mean
03:29Blue moon over Brooklyn
03:30Yeah
03:31Yeah that's it
03:32But
03:32What?
03:34Oh um
03:34Nothing
03:35Just when I make it for myself
03:36In the morning
03:37I add a banana
03:38Oh so you're kind of wild
03:41I mean
03:42It wouldn't be the first time
03:44Somebody's told me that
03:44Uh yeah
03:47That actually sounds pretty good
03:48Yeah
03:48Blueberry with a banana
03:50I take that
03:51If it's
03:51Okay to order off menu
03:53Kip
03:54I mean technically
03:56It was my idea
03:57So
03:57I think we can get away
03:58With it this time
03:59Oh you weren't kidding
04:24It's really hot
04:25Oh yeah
04:26The banana makes a big difference
04:27I think
04:28I don't know
04:31Guess it must
04:32Here
04:37Thanks
04:38Um
04:41That's way too much
04:42It's for you
04:43It's a great smoothie
04:45Thanks again Kip
04:47Girl
04:53Holy shit
04:55Are you
04:55Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter
05:03The hockey player
05:03A girl
05:07Clock winding down
05:08In the second period
05:092-1 for Anaheim
05:11We have girls
05:11And
05:13This is
05:14What we're watching
05:15We barely get to see you
05:17Because you're always working
05:18But at least when we do
05:19We get to watch
05:19What is this?
05:21Let me check my name
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up Sean
05:24I have to turn it off
05:24No no no
05:25Please keep it on
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you Kyle
05:28Thank you Kyle
05:30Thank you Kyle
05:30You're welcome
05:31Twice
05:33He said tip
05:34Like he used your actual name twice
05:36Maria
05:37Dad is setting the bar so low
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid
05:40When he said it
05:41It almost sounded hot
05:42Okay that's not fair
05:43Not hot
05:43Just normal
05:44Okay
05:45Don't listen it
05:46Fuck both of you
05:47Okay
05:47Kip is short for Christopher
05:48It's not that weird
05:49It's short bus for Christopher
05:51And please don't tell me
05:52You used that name
05:53On your grad school application
05:54Oh my god
05:54Why are we talking about
05:55My dumb name?
05:56He said it
05:57He said it
05:58Another round?
06:00Thank you Kyle
06:01Thank you Kyle
06:03And you?
06:06Thank you
06:07Look look look
06:09He's on the TV right now
06:10Sean look right now
06:11Oh my god
06:12Okay
06:12Follows to Hunter
06:14Hunter's in front of the net
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott
06:19Oh wow
06:19Right?
06:20He knows your name
06:21Yeah
06:22I mean he's definitely not gay
06:24But
06:25Shut the fuck up
06:26He literally
06:26Jesus Christ
06:28He scored a hat trick last night
06:32Are you asking me what that means
06:35Or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37I just didn't realize that
06:38We literally watched the game Kip
06:40Nice to see you again Kip
06:47Nice to see you again
06:49Uh
06:49Scott
06:50You're Scott Hunter
06:52Right?
06:53I am
06:53This is awesome
06:55I mean
06:55Wow
06:55You had a night last night
06:57Oh did you watch?
06:58I did yeah
06:59I don't usually
07:00Sorry that sounds rude
07:02I'm
07:02No I got it
07:03Well I watched the playoffs last year with my dad
07:06It was amazing
07:07He's a huge fan
07:08But yeah
07:09I watched last night
07:10Wow
07:12Um
07:13Yeah when something goes right with my game
07:15I try to repeat it
07:16And then I try to perfect it
07:19Okay
07:20So I'd love another smoothie please
07:23Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all
07:28There you go
07:30Okay
07:32You really can't keep doing this
07:33I really can
07:34Uh see you next game day I hope
07:37Dude
07:43Girl
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes it fucking was
07:45Sorry I'm late
07:54No outside food or drink
07:56Fuck off Kyle
07:57And I know the whole smoothie thing is done
08:03Or whatever
08:03But he just keeps saying my name
08:05And it's low key making me crazy
08:06Wait you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date
08:10Yes
08:11I told you I could come
08:12And it's in like two months
08:13Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle
08:15Remote
08:16Extra shrimp
08:22Thank you
08:23New York with control of the button
08:28Okay
08:28Now I'm fully listening
08:29What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on
08:31Elena
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar
08:33Let's watch sport
08:35Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny
08:39Me too
08:40Well she is much smarter than you
08:41And probably this idiot
08:43He's not an idiot
08:45Jesus
08:48Ryan
08:49When's his next home game?
08:53Come on
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is
08:55How are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can
09:00Saturday
09:01They play at home again on Saturday
09:03Are you working?
09:04Fuck
09:08No
09:09Fix that
09:10Yeah
09:19Hey
09:20I didn't know if you
09:22It's nice to see you
09:27Blue Moon over Brooklyn
09:31Please
09:31Extra banana
09:32This one's on the house
09:41Oh come on
09:41It's above my pay grade
09:43Management heard you came in
09:44And no
09:45You may not tip me
09:46And yes
09:47I'm using proper grammar
09:48To prove to you
09:49That I'm being serious
09:50Okay
09:52May I
09:55Drink this here?
09:56I've got some emails to answer
09:58So I thought
09:59Yeah
09:59You totally may
10:00I don't know if you want to
10:02I don't know if you want to
10:03I don't know if you want to
10:03I don't know if you want to
10:04I don't know if you want to
10:05I don't know if you want to
10:05I don't know if you want to
10:06I don't know if you want to
10:07I don't know if you want to
10:08I don't know if you want to
10:08I don't know if you want to
10:09I don't know if you want to
10:09I don't know if you want to
10:10I don't know if you want to
10:11I don't know if you want to
10:11I don't know if you want to
10:12I don't know if you want to
10:13I don't know if you want to
10:14I don't know if you want to
10:15I don't know if you want to
10:16I don't know if you want to
10:17I don't know if you want to
10:18you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer
10:43i took a quiz i don't even think i could be a spree killer
10:47what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:52but isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three
10:56but over a period of time not all at once
10:59how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
11:10not obsessive which which is a relief
11:15well i've read some things about athletes okay okay before you say anything else yes i agree
11:22and yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the record yes maybe
11:27but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah yeah all of
11:40that but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the
11:44playoffs oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like
11:49i expect you to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the
11:54whole stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:58um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken them so i mean uh if if if you
12:20want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:29you sure i'm sure
12:34these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they're heads
12:44you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
12:51girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena
12:53oh wow that wasn't it wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
13:03wait for fuck's sake
13:11good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
13:26hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right
13:31it's better for you huh go fuck yourself rosanov all right it's more fun if you're there
13:37hope next time we play decide to show up
13:49cheap true
13:53starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
14:01you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter
14:13a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trivity out
14:17i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off
14:26it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep
14:31in for once so i'm just happy for you it's only meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
14:39kiddo kiddo you know and you didn't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me
14:45no way no way good night good night dad love you
14:48love yourai
14:51motherfucker
14:59what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to
15:06leave so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking
15:11out thank you okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't
15:17fuck this job yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing
15:21and it's gonna be great i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:26i'm so sorry save it
15:32i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay so sorry again oh bunny
15:57babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
16:05complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't
16:10fire me no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need
16:17the money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:32okay hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
16:50apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
16:54just a normal great person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate this
17:00food well full disclosure i hate serving it
17:02i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food yeah of course i'm not a serial killer
17:11or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do you have the time to grab a bite with
17:18me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you uh wow um yeah yeah okay yeah yeah
17:30because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and
17:34okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
17:38okay hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about ordering
18:22holy shit
18:38oh my god
18:52I mean I I figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:10do you want a full tour now or uh or I pick or
19:22you
19:24ah
19:28ah
19:30a
19:32a
19:34a
19:46a
19:48Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're doing it to me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:48What are you doing?
20:53I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and, you know.
21:08Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:14Then stay, please.
21:18Oh, my God.
21:48Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:58fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
22:00I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
22:09still want you.
22:10Can I fuck you?
22:22I don't know.
22:24Absolutely.
22:26So, I should probably go.
22:43Um, what if you didn't go like ever fuck all that serial killer talk was you warning me wasn't it
23:00Um, I'm, um, I'm gonna say a bunch of things okay and I know I'm too intense everyone tells me that but I just I can't help it
23:19Is it okay? Can I be too intense?
23:24Yeah
23:24Yeah, I, um, I never do this
23:31Never brought anyone back here, like ever
23:36Um, yeah, my life is, uh, is complicated
23:41Yeah, I, I get that
23:44And I can't, um
23:50Come out, like
23:55Not, not right now
23:58Too many people depend on me for too much and it would just, it would fuck everything up
24:04And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know
24:09Wait, I guess
24:11Yeah, wait till hockey was over
24:16And maybe I could fade away better
24:19But, uh, yeah
24:24You, it's just, uh
24:29I want you so bad
24:33So bad
24:37And I know that you barely know me so why would you even consider something that's
24:42That's probably fucked up
24:43Like I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not
24:47But I really, really like you
24:50And I want you to stay
24:54So I'm, I'm asking for what I want
24:57I want you to be here when I get back from practice later
25:03And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight
25:09I, um
25:12I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time
25:16Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is
25:26Do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back
25:58And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer
26:05Really?
26:07Yeah, really
26:08Yeah, you're definitely not lazy
26:10Hey
26:17How was practice?
26:20I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago
26:29Yes, I sent in the applications
26:31Very aggressive
26:32Yes, and even to be you
26:34And yes, I know we in Boston
26:35With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena
26:39So I don't have to schlep to work
26:41I get to sleep in the next hour
26:42Fuck yes
26:45Nothing, Dad, I'm just watching the game
26:47Yes, with Elena
26:50Oh my God
26:51Where has she even been?
27:02Oh please, I saw you three days ago
27:04Single since forever
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps
27:08Then she gets a man and vanishes
27:10What a cliche
27:11I don't have a man
27:13Hey, kid
27:13Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times
27:15Please, Kyle
27:16Oh my God, guys, he's a customer
27:18He's not my boyfriend
27:19I don't have a fucking boyfriend
27:21Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
27:26Oh
27:31Oh
27:31Hi there
27:34Morning, Scott
27:42Morning, get up
27:43Be usual, please
27:44Yeah
27:45Extra banana
27:48Not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities
27:56I'm not like these, they don't
27:58Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever
28:09He's straight, I think
28:11Girl
28:12There's pasta salad in the fridge
28:22Chicken, no feta
28:23Oh, yeah?
28:25And where?
28:25For me
28:26I made it
28:27You dead?
28:34I'm not just a pretty face
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face
28:38What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love
28:45He has a new shot
28:46Oh, cool
28:47I should buy some art
28:49What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either
28:53No, no, no, no
28:54You're also a very, very hot body
28:57You don't have to do this
29:13That's cool
29:15This would look great in the living room
29:26Not on the fireplace wall
29:29But on the way to the bedroom
29:30I think it was
29:31Shh
29:31Sorry
29:35Sorry, I just
29:36It's okay
29:37Maybe we should
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful
29:44So are you two just browsing
29:48Or shopping to buy?
29:50Oh, I think we're
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now
29:52Yeah, thank you
29:53Excuse me
29:54Sorry, he's not feeling well
29:59No problem
30:00I'm, uh, I'm really sorry
30:14I thought I could do that
30:16I really thought I could
30:18I wanted to
30:19I just
30:19It's okay
30:20No, it's not
30:21I know, it's not
30:25Come here
30:25Come here
30:26These road trips are just killing me
30:55I mean, it's brutal
30:57I think I'm cursed
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady
31:01I know, I know it's dumb
31:03But I'm not the only one who's superstitious
31:05Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:11Maybe
31:11Probably
31:12Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:16Like, like how he blended them
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:19Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh
31:25Here
31:27Okay
31:30Okay, I know it's dumb
31:34I know it's dumb
31:35But I saw them in a bodega
31:36And I thought they looked like your smoothie
31:37I love them
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much
31:47Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely
31:57Fuck yes
32:15That's two tonight
32:17If you say it out loud
32:19It's the curse broken
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season
32:24What?
32:31Say it out loud
32:31Say what?
32:36Okay, it's not
32:37It's what?
32:42Okay
32:43Here's what I know
32:44Hell yeah
32:45Shut up
32:45You're in love with him
32:46I'm not in love with him
32:48You are
32:49Have you at least told your dad?
32:54For how long now?
32:58A little over two months
33:00Oh baby
33:01Elena, okay
33:02You can't tell
33:04If anyone finds out that it's
33:05That it's Scott
33:06Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone
33:09But Kip
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:12He really wants to
33:13It's amazing
33:15He's amazing
33:16And I've never been happier
33:18Honestly
33:20What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't know
33:28I don't know
33:29What does your dad think?
33:33That I'm fucking some married guy, probably
33:36I kind of wish you were
33:37Just don't say that
33:40Please, just
33:40Please be happy for me
33:42I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you
33:50I only care that you're handsome
33:51You bitch
33:52Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too
33:57Oh, I know
33:58And he better be ready for me
34:00Huh
34:01Huh
34:02Huh
34:03Huh
34:05Hefe
34:06Hefe
34:13Hefe
34:21hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:39call them war you know i miss you miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making an
34:45appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this
34:51week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my
34:57ass but well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
35:03yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
35:08me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
35:16something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
35:21okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
35:28look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
35:35dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:41you
36:26Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:56Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found a group of the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:25Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:27Yeah.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:34I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45When he's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Uh, sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:20Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:23Okay.
38:28Touched this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:42Elena knows.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really.
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:28I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:37Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:48He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:52I'm doing my best.
39:57I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:01I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:07But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:29He deserves sunshine.
40:44And so do you.
40:45It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:01You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:10A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:37They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
42:00That I love you.
42:01I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:09I mean, in a few years.
42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
42:17But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:23I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:38I, I really, really get that.
42:40But I, I have a family too.
42:44And I keep lying to them, and I don't want to.
42:49And I miss them.
42:52I, I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
42:59I'm going to go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:36Thank you for coming.
43:40For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight
43:45to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:55And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:16Had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things, things weren't always easy.
44:31You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:41And I never looked back, because I never had to.
44:46The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today, hockey gave it to me.
44:59And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:00So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:07And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:15It's, uh...
45:17It's everything.
45:20It's everything that comes with me.
45:54hey my boy come here what's up oh hey i'm sorry but what you got nothing to be sorry for silly
46:10here's a pretty funny thing and a bullfucker ride congrats
46:40hey good dress man it's a cool middle fucking game yeah yeah totally
47:10i was the price of
47:32being young tie me up with dark love shiver down my empty spine oh what's the price of being young
47:45i think her lips are close to mine
47:50her eyes are loosely gone painted nails have fallen off
47:58i think her lips are close to mine
48:02so
48:09so
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