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00:00:00I got eyes on target
00:00:13What?
00:00:16The distance is 4,000 meters
00:00:20That's too far
00:00:22Let's abort
00:00:24I'll make the shot
00:00:25Wind's light
00:00:26I raise by 3.4 mil
00:00:28Shift MLA by 0.7
00:00:30Carl, this isn't about the wind
00:00:32You only get one shot
00:00:33Miss and you'll give away our position
00:00:35One shot
00:00:38One kill
00:00:40Holy mother of God
00:00:55You made it
00:00:574,000 meters
00:00:58You just set a new world record, man
00:01:00I don't call you the king of guns for nothing
00:01:04K.O.G
00:01:05Hey, you know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles
00:01:09So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:14I don't know
00:01:15Spent my entire life in the service
00:01:18Once this uniform comes off
00:01:20I just want to get back to my gun range
00:01:22My daughter
00:01:22My grandkid
00:01:24Just make up for all the time that we got lost
00:01:27Don't worry
00:01:29I'll miss you too, buddy
00:01:31Carl!
00:01:36How does this作io mean aktiver in?
00:01:37Thank you very much
00:01:41Well, I'll miss you
00:01:43He Brink may be the only power to put it К
00:01:44He's amazing
00:01:45Who will be the only power to lead
00:01:45about the Force
00:01:46We'll be the only power to pass
00:01:47On theื่ Storm
00:01:47But no other thing
00:01:48I'll miss you
00:01:49audible
00:01:49You'll see
00:01:50No other thing
00:01:50I'll miss you
00:01:50I'll miss you
00:01:51I'll miss you
00:01:53Well, I'll miss you
00:01:54Hey, Hal
00:01:55Ahh
00:01:56Ah
00:01:56Jurassic Park
00:01:56Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
00:02:11lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:14He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
00:02:23Guns.
00:02:26And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:38Thank you, thank you, but please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:45This is his first public appearance.
00:02:48Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:02:53All they talk about are the records I've broken, but no one remembers you.
00:03:05The man who died to make it happen.
00:03:20Son, Louis, I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:28From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:32Let me rest in peace.
00:03:36Breaking news, seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:44Carl, can you check a gun apart for me again?
00:03:55Not today, kiddo.
00:03:56I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:03:58I inspected the new guns.
00:03:59The checklist is on your desk.
00:04:00Thanks.
00:04:01Great work, Carl.
00:04:02Thanks.
00:04:03Great work, Carl.
00:04:08What the hell?
00:04:17Fucking shit!
00:04:18Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:24Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:28Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:32What?
00:04:33Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:38Hey, Rebecca!
00:04:41Just stop, okay?
00:04:42We're divorced.
00:04:43We've been divorced for years.
00:04:44Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:46Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:04:52Hey, baby girl.
00:04:53I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:04:56You're okay.
00:05:04Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat.
00:05:07Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:11Oh, and look at you two.
00:05:13Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:05:17God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:20Carl is my employee.
00:05:21Nothing more.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:26Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:29That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:31So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:05:34No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:38Well then, just pay up!
00:05:40Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:42Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:05:47It's probably not very fucking long.
00:05:49You're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:51Alright, well.
00:05:52Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:05:54How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now, so that we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:06:02Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:06:04Ooh-wee, Janey baby! Looks like you've got some boldness to you now!
00:06:10What are you gonna do?
00:06:11Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:06:15Janey, put the gun down. That's what he wants. Don't let him get to you.
00:06:19Come on, Janey. You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter, I mean.
00:06:23I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:06:28You sure about those odds?
00:06:34Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:41Mommy!
00:06:42Jane!
00:06:43Hey, Dad!
00:06:44Don't you fucking move, alright?
00:06:46You stay right there.
00:06:48Mommy!
00:06:49Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:50Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:53I don't know.
00:06:54Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
00:06:56I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:06:58Don't hurt my money!
00:07:00Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:04Mommy!
00:07:08Mommy!
00:07:21Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:07:23I mean, the precision.
00:07:25Daddy!
00:07:26Hey.
00:07:27C'mon.
00:07:28You're okay.
00:07:29You're okay.
00:07:30I got you.
00:07:31Hey, come on.
00:07:33Hey, you're okay.
00:07:37I got you.
00:07:46What, you just try to fucking shoot me?
00:07:48Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:51You fucking missed.
00:07:52If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:55You think you scare me?
00:07:57Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:08:00You don't scare me at all.
00:08:02What's it going to take for you to leave?
00:08:04Let's do this the old school way.
00:08:06See this gun?
00:08:07I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:10First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:14If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:16If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:20Deal.
00:08:20No, Carl, you can't.
00:08:22He's professionally trained.
00:08:23Well, then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:08:26That's all you got to do.
00:08:28It's okay, Mommy.
00:08:29Carl's got this.
00:08:30Rules are simple.
00:08:40Disassemble.
00:08:42Then reassemble.
00:08:45First defier wins.
00:08:46On your mark, get set.
00:08:58Go.
00:08:58Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:18Shit.
00:09:18You're a mag, genius.
00:09:38What are you telling me?
00:09:40That gun's loaded?
00:09:41You lost.
00:09:42That's impossible, all right?
00:09:43I'm a B-class sharpshooter, and you're a fucking handyman.
00:09:46You're telling me.
00:09:47I know that move.
00:09:54My dad taught me that trick.
00:09:56Why does he know it?
00:09:59Carl, you're so cool.
00:10:00You're my hero.
00:10:01You know what?
00:10:02I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
00:10:04Don't you even...
00:10:05Oh, shit.
00:10:12This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:10:13Fuck.
00:10:14Fuck.
00:10:15Hey.
00:10:16Hey, listen to me very carefully.
00:10:20You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:10:24Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:10:29You don't want me to step close to them ever again?
00:10:31Fine, I won't fucking come near them again.
00:10:34Fuck away from me, you fucking freak.
00:10:36Hey, are you hurt?
00:10:47Carl, you're awesome!
00:10:49My gosh, I...
00:10:51I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:10:55You're bleeding.
00:10:57Oh, no, I'm fine.
00:10:59Seriously, it's okay.
00:11:00I'll get you a bandage.
00:11:04Hey, baby, why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
00:11:09Okay.
00:11:10Okay, I love you.
00:11:11I love you!
00:11:12I love you.
00:11:26It's not so bad.
00:11:27Good.
00:11:34Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:11:43It's just that...
00:11:44Jane, Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:11:47The Chris Redford, coach of the national shooting team.
00:11:50Come on, Cap.
00:11:50Now's your shot to impress him.
00:11:52This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:11:54He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only 100 people in the world on his level.
00:11:58Can you imagine being that good?
00:12:00Is always someone better.
00:12:02Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the King of Guns.
00:12:06He's the best in the world.
00:12:07There's no competition.
00:12:08Do your best today.
00:12:09Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:12:12Chris Redford?
00:12:13That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:12:16He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:12:17Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:12:23Look, today is huge for us.
00:12:24If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:12:27So I'll stick around?
00:12:28In case?
00:12:28In case of what?
00:12:30This loser?
00:12:31Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:12:34Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:12:37I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:12:39Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:12:43Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:12:45Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:12:47Carl's one of us.
00:12:49And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:12:51All right, go get ready.
00:12:53I'm going to go show Coach Redford around.
00:12:55And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:12:58A game.
00:13:02Know your place, handyman.
00:13:04Don't even think about making a scene.
00:13:06Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
00:13:08I'm a pro.
00:13:09I don't need tips from a handyman.
00:13:10Stay in your lane.
00:13:11You think you know more than our captain?
00:13:13You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:13:15A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:13:21You better not mess it up.
00:13:31This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:13:36He's the best shot we got.
00:13:39Watch and learn, handyman.
00:13:41You better not mess it up.
00:14:11not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
00:14:24unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
00:14:31loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
00:14:47look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
00:14:51isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
00:15:04so quickly now there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
00:15:14party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just
00:15:21like double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
00:15:26shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
00:15:30what no scope i want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
00:15:51what the fuck you see the bullseye raw
00:16:08there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway
00:16:27his stance and posture i mean he's definitely been professionally trained
00:16:32he's been here for a whole year now i how come i never noticed
00:16:36was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious time
00:16:44mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
00:16:48only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:16:57oh mr redford what a shame bought out the bank and financed you which makes me your new creditor
00:17:07you fucking asshole this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt before selling
00:17:14it to you one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction this range will be mine
00:17:21you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you do this to us
00:17:29you know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot with coach redford
00:17:36here what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you win the range is yours
00:17:44to keep i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
00:17:51deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie
00:18:05it's not gonna happen don't back down now jane
00:18:09mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest
00:18:15don't worry mommy we've got carl
00:18:22it just slows down
00:18:25let's make this the best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of
00:18:50your choosing will provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of
00:18:56time wins oh ho we got the first round in the back captain alex here once held the state record for
00:19:04trap shooting shit that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big deal
00:19:11jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's only a
00:19:16b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice two a-class shooters
00:19:22he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:19:25maybe we can use him to test the waters
00:19:32round one carl you're up
00:19:36handyman he's not even on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at
00:19:46polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably gonna freak out and
00:19:52piss his pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody what you got nothing but
00:19:58losers on your team
00:20:00damn nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve nate foster is just a warm-up
00:20:08he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get it when that nobody loses jane will say it's
00:20:14because her guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses good thing your daddy isn't
00:20:20around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
00:20:23will you shoot for us
00:20:27jane let me do this look we need to be careful
00:20:33see what nate's level is so just stop complaining and watch his every move
00:20:38oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy
00:20:43that loser really thinks jane believes in him hot i need to waste my time all right
00:20:50y'all really standing that handyman hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class
00:20:56sharpshooter consider it an honor maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are
00:21:01it's just a gun polishing grunt does he really think it's kind of hot shot jane are you sure
00:21:06i mean your opponent is a b-class shooter i've made my choice
00:21:11all right contestants choose your weapon
00:21:15he's actually going up there i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
00:21:20i didn't come here to pick on something to me especially a grunt like you not even fit enough
00:21:33to polish my guns so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:21:37what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns
00:21:51probably because he doesn't know how to use a shot
00:21:54that loser is about to embarrass us all especially your mommy
00:21:58oh no was i wrong to choose him
00:22:02nice i thought this was gonna be a boring snooze fest
00:22:07luckily you brought us a clown to keep us laughing
00:22:10girl what's going on in that head of yours
00:22:14say it ain't so really not gonna pick that shotgun there huh
00:22:18too loud for them fragile ears ears
00:22:20uh for something this easy shotgun's overkill
00:22:24oh don't say i didn't warn you
00:22:30you look here i'm down an eye
00:22:32imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both
00:22:34nate foster
00:22:37blow to make ready
00:22:39and that was nate foster
00:23:0615 out of 15 just under 20 seconds
00:23:0915 in 20 seconds
00:23:12didn't he forget that bullet
00:23:14no he did it on purpose
00:23:17and he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
00:23:20and he's a b-class shooter no way
00:23:22that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one
00:23:25no he's doing it to mess with carl
00:23:27he's trying to like frazzle him
00:23:28either way carl doesn't stand a fucking chance
00:23:31there
00:23:31souvenir for you remembering by
00:23:34something to remember the day you got destroyed
00:23:37or better yet
00:23:38blow your brains out
00:23:40after you're drowning in shame
00:23:42huh
00:23:43carl
00:23:47you're up
00:23:48nate foster is on another level
00:23:57at this point
00:23:59all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
00:24:01no no no let him try
00:24:03can't wait to see him shit the best
00:24:05been acting all high and mighty for way too long
00:24:08about time so he'll cut you down to size
00:24:09jane's about to see you for what you really are
00:24:11a worthless handyman
00:24:13not too late to switch guns there partner
00:24:15i even turned a blind eye
00:24:17jane just tell carl a fork that he's done enough already
00:24:19i'll put the team in my back we'll win the next round
00:24:21maybe i'm asking too much of him
00:24:23carl can do it
00:24:26i believe in him
00:24:27would you look at that
00:24:33he has a little fan
00:24:34mommy should have taught you to
00:24:36not trust bad men
00:24:38carl wouldn't lie to me
00:24:41he's not a bad man
00:24:43you are
00:24:4417
00:24:50what's that supposed to mean
00:24:52look
00:25:06this loser's out of his mind
00:25:08ha
00:25:10what's he covering his eyes for
00:25:11what's he covering his eyes for
00:25:24what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
00:25:27shit he gotta cover his tears
00:25:29fucking cry baby
00:25:30he's just being petty
00:25:31nate did it with one eye
00:25:32so he's gotta do it with zero
00:25:33that way if he gets lucky
00:25:35it hits a few
00:25:35he can keep up this pathetic little act
00:25:37exactly
00:25:38if he loses
00:25:39he can just blame it on not being able to see
00:25:40he's not a perfect excuse
00:25:42maybe he's not as dumb as he looks
00:25:44he's got it all planned out
00:25:45he hit it
00:25:5115 out of 15
00:26:03in 17 seconds
00:26:05what the fuck did i just see
00:26:0917 seconds
00:26:10that's what he wrote down there in the ground
00:26:12he predicted his own score
00:26:14and he did it blindfolded
00:26:16how'd he do that
00:26:17did he do it by ear
00:26:19who is this guy
00:26:21and the round one winner is carl
00:26:2417 seconds just like you asked
00:26:34i knew you could do it
00:26:36you can do it in 17 seconds
00:26:38oh my god
00:26:44carl you actually did it
00:26:46big wolf
00:26:46he sets the traps here
00:26:48he knows the exact path those pigeons take
00:26:50i mean
00:26:51how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing
00:26:54yeah
00:26:54he just went with a cheap trick
00:26:56not actual skill
00:26:57what the fuck was that just now huh
00:27:01i spent a damn fortune to hire you
00:27:03sir sir
00:27:03he's
00:27:04how did i know that the handyman was gonna be a damn crack shot
00:27:07all right
00:27:07hey how'd you do that
00:27:08save your excuses
00:27:09all right
00:27:09go back to your
00:27:10fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
00:27:12all right
00:27:14i'm done playing nice
00:27:17time for the big guns
00:27:19ms fisher
00:27:27it is an honor
00:27:29i'll be damned
00:27:33ain't that the black widow
00:27:34rachel fisher right
00:27:36sure looks like it
00:27:38i heard she shot her first and second husband's dead
00:27:40inherited their fortunes and still got a huge insurance payout to boot
00:27:44holy shit
00:27:45how'd she get away with that
00:27:46both cases were ruled self-defense
00:27:48justifiable homicide
00:27:50lord knows how she managed to swing that
00:27:52so anyone want to play
00:27:55so anyone want to play
00:27:55all right
00:28:01now that the stakes have been raised
00:28:03it's time to get the captain on out there
00:28:05hear that
00:28:06our captain's gonna win with pure talent
00:28:08not some overplayed carnival trick
00:28:11true marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded
00:28:15it's all about keeping a calm heart and a steady hand
00:28:19take notes bud
00:28:20that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:28:22damn girl
00:28:29she can handle a rifle with a body like that
00:28:32wouldn't you like to know
00:28:34do you even know who you're up against man
00:28:37trust me
00:28:38i'm not like those
00:28:40two ex-husbands of hers
00:28:42this little femme fatale gimmick
00:28:44ain't gonna work on me
00:28:45really
00:28:46then what if i told you
00:28:49she's the secret partner of the king of guns
00:28:52since when did i have a partner
00:28:59the king of guns has a partner
00:29:01a woman
00:29:02wait matthew
00:29:04did she really train with the king of guns
00:29:06of course she did
00:29:07she just about mastered everything he's capable of
00:29:10which means
00:29:11soon
00:29:13the king of guns title
00:29:15will be hers
00:29:16jane
00:29:17you think matthew's bluffing
00:29:19matthew's a big time arms dealer
00:29:21i mean he has pentagon contracts and
00:29:24ties to the black market but
00:29:25even he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly
00:29:28i don't think
00:29:29so you're saying it's true
00:29:30so what
00:29:31she's still just a chick
00:29:33hey watch yourself
00:29:34it is an honor to have the king of guns ace partner at our shooting range
00:29:37okay
00:29:38miss fisher
00:29:41welcome to my gun range
00:29:42now that you know who i am
00:29:44don't waste my time
00:29:46forfeit
00:29:48one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are blocked by obstacles
00:29:55no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off
00:29:58can you do this
00:29:59that's just some dumb urban legend how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle
00:30:07i could show you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show
00:30:13i'll suit yourself
00:30:14but if you really are the ace partner of the king of guns you're gonna have to prove it
00:30:19for round two
00:30:20round two it'll come down to one shot the challenge for round two is to hit that target over 500 feet away
00:30:27any weapon of your choosing no scope no science highest score wins i mean i mean that's basically a tossup
00:30:34how is it even possible to hit that target from here they get one chance to shoot without a sight from this far out forget a bullseye there are a class sharpshooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:30:47looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot there's only two ways to hit the bullseye
00:30:55number one choose a high caliber rifle that's so strong it'll punch through the tires and hit the bullseye
00:31:01and number two is the king of guns signature shot
00:31:05well if you're lucky maybe i'll go with number two
00:31:08if you're gonna forfeit do it now once you see what i've got up my sleeve
00:31:12you'll be out of time
00:31:14give me a break you'd be lucky you hit the target at all
00:31:19the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
00:31:24well ladies first
00:31:30hey don't underestimate her we can't afford to lose right now
00:31:34come on look at her i'm just gonna snap from the recoil
00:31:37if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:31:40men always thinking with their other head
00:31:50what the fuck she hit it
00:32:09looks like she really did learn from the king of guns
00:32:13holy smokes she actually did it the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot
00:32:17i mean that's not luck any error in angle or velocity she would have missed it
00:32:21i mean that's that's insane i can't believe i just saw the king of guns trick shot in person
00:32:26i thought it was a myth
00:32:27it's a shame i really thought she might be the one to figure out my signature shot
00:32:32captain do we still have a shot
00:32:37i could be a good sport let y'all have a chance
00:32:42but we all know who's gonna win
00:32:45nobody else in this ranch can hit that target
00:32:51we should just forfeit
00:32:53look you're the best shot in town
00:32:54if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging
00:32:57don't you get it
00:32:58this is fucking impossible
00:32:59if i use the high caliber rifle to pierce the tire
00:33:02the accuracy would still be way off
00:33:03i'd be lucky to land a nine
00:33:05if you're going to forfeit just do it already
00:33:08i've got a full body spa session to go to
00:33:10really
00:33:11none of you stand a chance against the black widow
00:33:14face the facts jane
00:33:16there's no point in even trying now
00:33:18just sign the paper
00:33:21and hand the range over to me
00:33:23guys the range is done for
00:33:25we should see if matthew will take us in
00:33:26hey man watch what you're saying
00:33:28jane's standing right here
00:33:29she's about to get kicked out
00:33:31if we want to save our own skins
00:33:33we have to side with the winning team
00:33:34i'm sorry sweetie
00:33:41i tried to hold on to grandpa's gun range
00:33:44as long as i could
00:33:44i guess fate had a different plan
00:33:47carl you should probably go with him too
00:33:50matthew might let you keep your job
00:33:51no mommy
00:33:54you know how that lady said she's the
00:33:56daddy's partner to the king of guns
00:33:59well i think i know who the king of guns is
00:34:02it's him
00:34:03oh
00:34:04don't be silly
00:34:07why would the king of guns be working
00:34:09at our gun range
00:34:09but i just know it's carl
00:34:12don't give up yet
00:34:16stop and take it my shot
00:34:18him again
00:34:24there's got to be more to this guy that
00:34:28meets the eye
00:34:28oh wow look at you mr handyman
00:34:33you're gonna beat me with that little pistol
00:34:35that's the plan
00:34:39can you even see the target
00:34:41we hit a 10
00:34:43oh you think you can pierce those tires
00:34:45and hit that bullseye with a
00:34:46nine millimeter caliber bullet
00:34:48mr valentine this handyman's always
00:34:50strutting around like he's some bigwig
00:34:52yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks
00:34:54but that's it
00:34:55if jane hadn't given the job here out of pity
00:34:57he'd be rotting on the streets
00:34:58yeah he won that last round with a stupid trick
00:35:01and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca
00:35:03i bet it's because he's trying to hit on her mom
00:35:05that's enough
00:35:07leave him alone
00:35:08something's not right here
00:35:21holy mother of god
00:35:28he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:35:39looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day
00:35:46time to watch this clown make an absolute fool of himself
00:35:50hey someone record this
00:35:51this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel
00:35:54what an idiot
00:35:56carl i don't
00:35:58no mommy you have to trust carl
00:36:03he's the king of guns
00:36:04that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
00:36:13if he's the king of guns
00:36:15then i'm the second coming of christ
00:36:17quit becca honey you're being silly
00:36:20king of guns
00:36:22kiddo you might want to close your eyes
00:36:24your idol's about to go from hero to zero
00:36:26real quick
00:36:27is he really going through with this
00:36:30what a fucking weirdo
00:36:31seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time
00:36:35the black widow personally mentored with the king of guns
00:36:39this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean
00:36:42this will be good
00:36:44i believe in you carl
00:36:47contestant two
00:36:52make ready
00:36:53pay attention
00:36:57you're only gonna see this once
00:36:59what you did that wasn't the king of guns signature shot
00:37:02this is
00:37:04what in god's name that's impossible
00:37:27now the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve
00:37:31this this is the real deal
00:37:32a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns
00:37:36and all that you were saying earlier was wrong
00:37:38he hit every bullseye
00:37:40every single time
00:37:41so perfectly
00:37:42that the other three shots went right through the same hole
00:37:46didn't even leave a mark
00:37:47a move like that
00:37:49could it be
00:37:52are you
00:37:54now that composure
00:37:57the skill
00:37:58this man right here
00:38:00he's the real king of guns
00:38:01yay i knew it
00:38:03carl's the king of guns
00:38:05no it has to be
00:38:06this is the king of guns
00:38:07the round two winner is carl
00:38:09the king of guns
00:38:10he's the real king of guns
00:38:12oh no
00:38:13i just embarrassed myself in front of the goat
00:38:16the king of guns has returned
00:38:21i've finally found him
00:38:22what would the king of guns be doing here of all places
00:38:26i never would have thought that that was him
00:38:28he was just some handyman
00:38:29a second
00:38:30oh but
00:38:30who else besides the king of guns could curve a bullet
00:38:33i'm so sorry sir
00:38:36i i had no idea you were the real king of guns
00:38:39i should have never claimed to be your partner
00:38:41all i've dreamed of is training under you
00:38:43i'll do anything
00:38:45that disgusting bitch
00:38:46how dare she use his reputation for her own personal gang
00:38:50useless fraud
00:38:53i can't believe i fell for your lies
00:38:56mark my words
00:38:57you will pay the price
00:38:59mr king of guns
00:39:00i have been looking for you for ages
00:39:05i'm not the king of guns
00:39:07you're not
00:39:08then how the hell did you do that
00:39:10it's a lucky shot i guess
00:39:12hey you
00:39:13uh sir uh mr king of guns
00:39:15please work with me
00:39:16i'll agree to whatever terms you set
00:39:19i told you
00:39:21i'm not the king of guns
00:39:23we won both rounds
00:39:24it's time for you to leave
00:39:25yes
00:39:26yes yes of course
00:39:27um
00:39:28call me
00:39:29anytime
00:39:30and as we agreed
00:39:31i will never touch
00:39:33this range
00:39:34so you and my dad were army buddies huh
00:39:52and uh you're saying that he died
00:39:55because of you
00:39:57yeah it's true
00:40:01if i'd have listened to him our position might not have been exposed
00:40:05why are you telling me this now
00:40:07do you expect me to be like grateful
00:40:10for everything you've done around here since you died
00:40:12or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness
00:40:15i just thought that you should know the truth
00:40:18oh the truth
00:40:19well the truth
00:40:23is that my dad died saving you
00:40:27look at you
00:40:28hiding from your whole like king of guns identity
00:40:32wasting away at my gun range
00:40:35are you just helping me to make yourself feel like less guilty
00:40:39to try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior complex
00:40:42look jayna i'm sorry
00:40:44no apologizing isn't gonna bring him back
00:40:46i could choose
00:40:47it would be me instead of him
00:40:50do you really think that saying that is gonna make me feel any better
00:40:54carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do is gonna change that
00:40:59jane jane listen to me
00:41:01i know i'm not him
00:41:02he's a better man than i will ever be
00:41:05but supporting you and rebecca
00:41:06protecting the shooting range
00:41:07it is everything to me
00:41:09it's what lewis wanted
00:41:10oh just shut up
00:41:11don't fucking talk
00:41:12okay okay okay fine
00:41:14i'm sorry
00:41:17i never want to see you again
00:41:21so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:41:34i spent my entire life in the service
00:41:39once this uniform comes off
00:41:41i just want to get back to my gun range
00:41:43my daughter
00:41:44my grandkid
00:41:45you just set a new world record man
00:41:47i don't call you the king of guns for nothing
00:41:51k.o.g
00:41:52i will treasure this pistol
00:41:55as a token of our friendship
00:41:56i love you guys but
00:42:06if you ever try and leave me again
00:42:08i'm not gonna be so nice
00:42:10hey carl check it out man
00:42:15your video of your trick shot went viral
00:42:17it's got over a hundred million views
00:42:19carl where are you going
00:42:22i'm just taking a vacation for a little look
00:42:25carl when are you gonna come back
00:42:28i just wanted to say thank you
00:42:33for helping us keep our range
00:42:35it's the least i could do
00:42:37mommy and i will be waiting for you while you're gone
00:42:40and when you come back
00:42:41please be my daddy
00:42:43and when you come back
00:42:48please be my daddy
00:42:50um don't say that
00:42:53but carl is the daddy that i've always wanted
00:42:56hey hey hey
00:42:57okay
00:42:59if you get a pinky promise me
00:43:01that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay
00:43:03so where's this famous handyman sharpshooter at
00:43:22you're carl
00:43:28i'm hank
00:43:30and i'm here to invite you
00:43:31to join our organization
00:43:33the one
00:43:34the one
00:43:35like
00:43:36the deadliest team of assassins in the world
00:43:38so you've heard of us
00:43:40listen my people can get you anything you need
00:43:42resources
00:43:44connections
00:43:45weapons
00:43:46and not to mention
00:43:47cold heart cash
00:43:51think of this as an appetizer
00:43:53a little show of sincerity
00:43:55once you're one of us
00:43:57you'll make a fortune off of every shot you take
00:43:59i'm talking more money than you can count
00:44:01thanks
00:44:03but my days of shooting the killer over
00:44:06what's the point of guns if not to kill
00:44:10when you're gonna waste your talent
00:44:12plink and steal at some back-ass shooting range
00:44:15i made myself clear
00:44:17years ago i swore my gun would never draw blood again
00:44:20and that is a promise i intend to keep
00:44:22now please
00:44:23leave
00:44:24and what is not enough money
00:44:26don't be shy my man name your price
00:44:29it's always about the money
00:44:30you want more still not enough
00:44:38hey stop
00:44:40leave my property immediately
00:44:42this is a stand your ground state
00:44:43and i swear to god i will fucking shoot you
00:44:45hey good looking this handyman your boyfriend or what are you looking out for your sweetheart
00:44:49don't test me
00:44:52not bad
00:44:55decent reflexes
00:44:57but there's something you should know
00:44:58i've got five snipers stationed in the area
00:45:01you pull that trigger
00:45:02you
00:45:03your boyfriend
00:45:04your little girl
00:45:04everybody at this range is dead before you can even blink
00:45:07jane
00:45:08take it easy
00:45:10come on
00:45:11show me what you're made of
00:45:12you think you can protect them
00:45:14jane
00:45:18all right all right enough with the joking
00:45:27you thought i brought snipers
00:45:29i was bluffing you idiot
00:45:31you said your gun will never shed blood again
00:45:33fine
00:45:35i guess you just have to watch while the people you love most suffer
00:45:38listen
00:45:46i just work here this has nothing to do with
00:45:49what you think i don't know that
00:45:50i'm just showing you what happens
00:45:52when people get in my way
00:45:53it's okay
00:46:08mommy's okay
00:46:09carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed
00:46:12oh just shut up
00:46:13carl please just say yes
00:46:15what's the point of your whole pacifist act if it's gonna end with us lying in a pool of our own blood
00:46:19good point don't you think
00:46:21i'll count it down for you
00:46:22let's see how many shots it takes for you to crack
00:46:24that's enough
00:46:25looks like you finally got the message
00:46:27except wait aren't you just some guy who works here
00:46:30i mean don't these people mean nothing to you
00:46:32i'll start with the one who's already bleeding out
00:46:34and this time
00:46:35i'm not aiming at her leg
00:46:36i said enough
00:46:38let them go
00:46:40i'll join your organization
00:46:42oh
00:46:46how sweet
00:46:48our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain
00:46:51they didn't hit any major arteries let's get you being a chef okay
00:46:54hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast
00:46:56did i say you could join yet
00:46:58what more do you want
00:46:59you see now it's your turn to beg me
00:47:02i might consider letting you in
00:47:04you had your chance to say yes when i was still asking nicely
00:47:06but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees
00:47:09and beg me like a little bitch
00:47:11you do that and i might consider letting you in
00:47:14fuck you're way out of line
00:47:15do you have any idea who you're threatening right now
00:47:18what's that
00:47:19oh please tell me by all means
00:47:21he's the best shot in the world
00:47:22he's the king of guns
00:47:24do you think anybody else would be able to curve a bullet like you saw in that video
00:47:27boss
00:47:31this bitch seems serious
00:47:33maybe we should check the intel
00:47:35man look at these ignorant clowns
00:47:38floating around their silly conspiracy theories
00:47:40not a fucking clue
00:47:41how the world really works
00:47:42let me let you dummies in on a little secret
00:47:45the king of guns
00:47:46dropped off the map a year ago
00:47:48because he was killed
00:47:49what
00:47:50yup
00:47:50shot in the head
00:47:52one year ago
00:47:53during operation maple leaf
00:47:55Carl
00:47:57operation maple leaf
00:48:00that sniper
00:48:01it was one of them
00:48:02i knew it
00:48:02there was no way Carl was actually the king of guns
00:48:04that was all some big lie
00:48:05now we're all gonna die
00:48:06because this loser messed with the wrong guy
00:48:08oh just shut up
00:48:09now is not time for your whining
00:48:11fuck we're all gonna die
00:48:13Carl think about us
00:48:14about Rebecca
00:48:15you can't drag us down with you like this
00:48:18please
00:48:21i'm begging you
00:48:23i'll join the one
00:48:24just let them go
00:48:25what was that
00:48:26i don't know
00:48:28it didn't really sound like you mean it
00:48:29hey
00:48:33hey it's okay
00:48:35everything's gonna be okay
00:48:36come on put some real feeling into it
00:48:43say it louder
00:48:44don't hurt my daddy
00:48:46he's the king of guns
00:48:48listen kid
00:48:49whoever the fuck your daddy is
00:48:50right now he's nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes
00:48:53better get to begging
00:48:54i'll make sure that annoying little brat never speaks again
00:48:56please
00:48:57i'm begging you
00:48:59please let me join your organization
00:49:01this is your king of guns
00:49:04this is the noble hero who swore to never shed blood
00:49:07all i see in front of me
00:49:09is a spineless coward
00:49:11come on round of applause for our newest recruit
00:49:20you fucking bastard
00:49:23now it's time for your initiation
00:49:28hey you know we spent the fortune on you
00:49:33what's wrong with a little trial run
00:49:35i mean i don't know if that video was real or ai bullshit
00:49:37what the hell do you want
00:49:39hey don't be a baby
00:49:40this is the last test i promise
00:49:42we'll be working together real soon
00:49:44seeing is believing
00:49:46i want to watch you curve the bullet with my own eyes
00:49:49one shot and you'll let them go
00:49:51yep that's all it takes
00:49:53i want to make things a little bit more exciting
00:49:56i want to see you curve the bullet
00:49:58around your woman
00:49:59and hit him
00:50:01what the fuck why me
00:50:07no get off of me
00:50:11i could tell you hate his guts
00:50:12just think of it as a sign-on bonus
00:50:14girl don't do this
00:50:16well have you lost your mind
00:50:18a human life for your silly little game
00:50:20i mean aren't you the king of guns
00:50:22it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill him
00:50:25although i wouldn't mind seeing this head get blown off
00:50:27i don't give a fuck
00:50:28carl
00:50:42i can't
00:50:48i knew it i knew that video was just some ai bullshit
00:50:54i can't i knew it i knew that video was just some ai bullshit
00:51:07no what are you waiting for beat him up
00:51:11oh check this out fancy revolver oh wow look at this thing jesus
00:51:35what is this
00:51:36what are you a washed up vet is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd or
00:51:44something don't give that back that's my daddy's oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:51:51hey
00:52:11i'll fucking kill you hit me you little bitch
00:52:15you know i like this gun it's not bad i think i'll be keeping it you know everybody who's
00:52:22tried to fool me is dead right i think i'll take it easy on you so you have time to regret your silly
00:52:32little oath
00:52:44what did the doctor say she has a concussion and a broken rip from the head how could somebody do this
00:52:51to a kid hey baby daddy mommy is that you yeah yeah daddy and mommy are here how are you feeling
00:53:08hurts daddy hurts mommy hurts too i have to protect them we're okay rebecca rebecca
00:53:21just the painkiller is kicking in she's okay just let her get some rest okay
00:53:37mr smith welcome what brings you in today i had heard you were scouting out a new recruit
00:53:51i picked up this sweet little piece today i want to get a personalized scrub clean of any old marks
00:54:06this gun get rid of the numbers insignia new crew
00:54:13you know the drill now you make sure my name is the only one
00:54:18one that's left on there got it yes i understand it's just this gun appears to be
00:54:26unique for a special case like this i'd have to talk to my boss mr valentine
00:54:31well get to it don't waste my time
00:54:34you heard me make sure jane's gun range is renovated with top of the line equipment don't worry about
00:54:44cost i'll cover everything
00:54:49mr valentine hank brought in an antique revolver just now and he wants to have it scrubbed clean and
00:54:58personalized
00:55:01this revolver did you say where he got this no but you know hank is definitely mug some poor sucker for it
00:55:09carol oliver jesus this is good god this revolver belongs to the king of guns
00:55:25there's some place that i need to be stay here with rebecca
00:55:44you said your gut would never drop blood again
00:55:45yeah i tried to walk away from all that bloodshed they brought this on themselves
00:55:55my family's collection of guns is in the back of the range take your pick
00:55:59no i've got my own collection take care of rebecca
00:56:06and you're sure these are the guys that did it yeah
00:56:09make them pay for what they did to my dad i will
00:56:18i can't wait
00:56:24just promise me you'll make it out of this life
00:56:39i promise
00:56:50what took you so long it's no good for business old man where did you get this gun you're in no
00:56:55position to be asking any questions now get to work i said where did you get this gun
00:57:00who gives a shit very well get the fuck out of my shop and take your shit with you now are you crazy
00:57:10don't forget matthew you made a fortune off of us what say that again
00:57:18i mean for years you've you've you've been working for us i don't work for you kid
00:57:24i work with your father i'll ask you one last time where did you get the gun
00:57:32did you kill the owner no sure made his life to live in hell though
00:57:45wow you couldn't even finish the job
00:57:47he's still alive good job you've sure gone and done it yeah
00:57:58of course you did
00:57:58oh you're pointing a gun at me now in my gun shop just as reckless as your master
00:58:11mr sedger smith saw what you did to his son i'll come for you
00:58:15then shoot now and finish it off or get the fuck out of here
00:58:26you think you can scare me huh because you work with my old man you're dead
00:58:31call my father tell him that matthew turned on us
00:58:35while you're at it give mr smith a message from me tell him i found who he's been looking for
00:58:40you take me for an idiot i know where you got that gun you stole it from a rundown shooting range on the
00:58:50east side right how'd you know ever hear the name carl oliver the king of guns that's right
00:59:06now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip
00:59:10so
00:59:12no way that guy at the shooting range is the king of guns
00:59:32daddy
00:59:38are you kidding me you think the king of guns is working at some rinky dink ass shooting range you
00:59:50mean this loser hmm
00:59:53the videos are fake it's ai that's him he's the king of guns don't believe everything you see online old
01:00:00man he's not the king of guns i saw with my own eyes he's two chicken that pulled the trigger
01:00:06i had him begging for his life under my foot couldn't do not even after i hit his little girl
01:00:12what you hit rebecca yeah she was crying for her daddy
01:00:19you've doomed us all
01:00:20i even saw with my own eyes that bullet really did curve around shut up you know what i saw i saw a coward
01:00:31watch his wife get shot but he's about to die still couldn't pull the trigger you really think a wimp
01:00:37like that's the king of guns
01:00:39bullshit relax when my dad gets here we'll go back to the range burn it down and keep him groveling like
01:00:46the worthless trash that he is no that's not it this has nothing to do with fear
01:00:53he swore to himself he would never shoot to kill again oh not this again listen the only thing you
01:01:00should be worried about is what are you going to say to my dad when he gets here you idiots you
01:01:05attacked a man who washed his hands clean you pushed him to take his gun and return
01:01:17dad you're finally here matthew turned on us even hit me leave us i need to have a word with matthew
01:01:27dad get the fuck out
01:01:36i heard you have found the man i was looking for yes mr smith but you struck my son yes i did oh
01:01:49care to explain why your son stole a gun from the king of guns
01:01:56and he and beat his little girl
01:02:06are you sure it's the king of guns i'm sure of all people you would recognize him
01:02:17fucking miss you have the audacity to report back to me
01:02:21wait you you didn't say that the hit was on the king of guns i want you blow somebody's head
01:02:27off from 4 000 meters away but i did take out his spotter that's it's gotta be worth a bit of the
01:02:33bounty right yeah okay
01:02:47bring my son in
01:03:09you were sent to scout a new recruit
01:03:11today correct yes he just didn't measure up you're so fucked matthew
01:03:23clean yourself you want me to step out
01:03:27dad what'd i do you failed your task today
01:03:31i followed protocol i offered him money he didn't measure up
01:03:35that is not the problem what i don't get it oh because you didn't kill him you idiot
01:03:55but all because i didn't kill that loser that's what's got you so mad
01:03:58it's not about what you did it's about who you did it to
01:04:05isn't he just some nobody who works at a shooting range
01:04:08you should be glad you're my son or i would have killed you with my own hands
01:04:12but my anger is nothing compared to who you have provoked
01:04:17what's the big deal i thought he was just some nobody working at a shooting range
01:04:21that nobody is the king of guns carl oliver
01:04:35a year ago he disappeared a word on the street is that we took him out
01:04:39that rumor made the one a legend among assassins but i'm the only one who knew the truth
01:04:46the king of guns is still alive for a year now i have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has
01:04:58brought but the truth kept me up at night knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there
01:05:03and now my son you have called my worst nightmare to me
01:05:25dad i'll clean up my own mess oh and how do you plan to do that
01:05:32i'll take my men and i'll kill them now could you
01:05:35fucking you weren't listening to a single word i said were you
01:05:41it's too late he's the king of guns and he's coming for you
01:05:47and you will do nothing as there's nothing you can do
01:05:56he's really the king of guns and i humiliated him
01:06:01this is
01:06:11this is natty valentine is it with you
01:06:16yes it is c in five mr oliver
01:06:23mr oliver
01:06:24what did he say he's on his way
01:06:37i gotta get out of here i gotta hide
01:06:38don't move you stay right where you are you
01:06:41you're a fucking idiot
01:06:44give me your phone
01:06:53hello mr oliver
01:06:55i am the leader of the one and i heard about the incident at the shooting range and would like to
01:07:00extend my sincerest apologies
01:07:02i understand my son has offended you and if it will resolve the matter i will have his legs cut off
01:07:10and i will deliver them to you along with 50 million in compensation
01:07:15um we can settle this like a civilized man don't let hate drag you back into the life you left behind
01:07:25you swore your lord of god would never drop blood again
01:07:28what'd he say huh
01:07:35i'll give you all right he wants you dead
01:07:40how do your men guard you around the clock
01:07:46of course all my men are a-class shooters this this this won't be easy
01:07:56you called me a nobody handyman
01:08:14but here i am the king of guns
01:08:26uh mr oliver please it's all a misunderstanding we can talk this out
01:08:46on your right
01:08:56what the fuck he shot the bullet
01:09:10the bullet curved you really are the king of guns you said it yourself seeing is believing
01:09:40it's wrong you got what you wanted let me go
01:09:49thanks to your son i finally found the man who killed my friend this is for lewis
01:10:06our the man who dies behind the train
01:10:11okay you're shooting range has passed all inspections and is ready for business
01:10:16thank you this is so amazing i am just in time for the national sharpshooter competition
01:10:24and it's all brand new equipment and guns i even extended your range a few hundred yards
01:10:33i wish carl were here no still no news from carl
01:10:40after he got his revenge he disappeared again i've had my men looking for him but
01:10:46his reappearance shook up the world of assassins and the military as for the one the fbi has
01:10:56wiped them out you don't have to worry about them coming after you all thanks to carl he'll be back
01:11:02right hey heard you got an opening
01:11:16so
01:11:26you
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