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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas
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00:00:00I've got eyes on target.
00:00:15What?
00:00:18The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:22That's too far.
00:00:24Let's abort.
00:00:25I'll make the shot.
00:00:27Wind's light.
00:00:28I raise by 3.4 mil.
00:00:30Shift MLA by 0.7.
00:00:32Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:34We only get one shot.
00:00:35Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:38One shot.
00:00:40One kill.
00:00:55Holy mother of God.
00:00:57You made it.
00:00:584,000 meters.
00:01:00You just set a new world record, man.
00:01:02I don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:01:05K.
00:01:06O.
00:01:07G.
00:01:08You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:01:11So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:16I spent my entire life in the service.
00:01:19Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:01:26Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:01:30Don't worry.
00:01:31I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:32Carl!
00:01:33Now, you've got this big gun.
00:01:36You look.
00:01:37You're a body.
00:01:38You're a long time ago?
00:01:39I'm not in it.
00:01:40I'm in it.
00:01:41It's almost everything.
00:01:42I'm out.
00:01:43I'm out.
00:01:44I'm out.
00:01:45Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy,
00:02:10saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:16He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history,
00:02:21the legendary King of Guns.
00:02:28And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:40Thank you. Thank you. But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:46This is his first public appearance.
00:02:49Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:02:54All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:03:15But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
00:03:21I'm done, Louis.
00:03:23I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:28From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:32You can rest in peace.
00:03:36Breaking news. Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor,
00:03:40the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:53Carl, can you check a gun apart for me again?
00:03:56Not today, kiddo. I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:04:00I inspected the new guns. The checklist is on your desk.
00:04:03Thanks. Great work, Carl.
00:04:05What the hell?
00:04:10Fucking shit!
00:04:19Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:25Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:29Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:34What? Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife
00:04:38and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:40Hey, Rebecca!
00:04:42Just stop, okay?
00:04:44We're divorced. We've been divorced for years.
00:04:46Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:48Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:04:51Hey, baby girl. I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:04:58You're okay.
00:05:04Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat.
00:05:08Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:10Oh, and look at you two.
00:05:14Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:05:18God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:22Carl is my employee. Nothing more.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:25Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:28Now, I know you got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:31That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:33So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:05:36No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:39Well, then just pay up!
00:05:41Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:43Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck,
00:05:47and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:05:49Probably not very fucking long.
00:05:50You're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:52Alright, well.
00:05:53Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:05:55How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now,
00:05:58so that we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:06:01Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:06:05Woo-wee, Janie baby!
00:06:08Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:06:10What are you gonna do?
00:06:12Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:06:14Mommy.
00:06:15Baby, put the gun down.
00:06:17That's what he wants.
00:06:19Don't let him get to you.
00:06:20Come on, Janie.
00:06:21You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:06:23I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:06:29You sure about those odds?
00:06:38Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:42Mommy!
00:06:43Jane!
00:06:44Hey, Dad!
00:06:45Don't you fucking move, alright?
00:06:47You stay right there.
00:06:48Mommy!
00:06:49Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:51Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:54I don't know.
00:06:55Well then, Daddy will give you a little push.
00:06:58I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:07:00Don't hurt my mommy!
00:07:02Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:09Mommy!
00:07:10Mommy!
00:07:23Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:07:25I mean, the precision.
00:07:33Hey.
00:07:34Come on.
00:07:36Hey.
00:07:37You're okay.
00:07:38I got you.
00:07:40What?
00:07:41You just tried to fucking shoot me?
00:07:42Well...
00:07:43Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:44You fucking missed.
00:07:45If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:46You think you scare me?
00:07:47Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class-ranked shooter.
00:07:48You don't scare me at all.
00:07:49What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:07:50Let's do this the old-school way.
00:07:51See this gun?
00:07:52I challenge you to an assemblyman.
00:07:53I challenge you to an assemblyman.
00:07:54I challenge you to an assemblyman.
00:07:55I challenge you to an assemblyman.
00:07:56First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:07:57If you win, I'll leave.
00:07:58If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:07:59Deal.
00:08:00No, Carl, you can't.
00:08:01He's professionally trained.
00:08:02Well, then baby, just fork over the money, Janie!
00:08:06That's all you gotta do!
00:08:07It's okay, mommy.
00:08:08Carl's gone.
00:08:09You don't fear.
00:08:10You don't scare me at all.
00:08:11What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:08:12Let's do this the old-school way.
00:08:13See this gun?
00:08:14I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:16First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:19If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:20If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:24Deal.
00:08:25Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie! That's all you gotta do!
00:08:30It's okay, Mommy. Carl's got this.
00:08:40Rules are simple. Disassemble.
00:08:44Then reassemble.
00:08:46First a fire wins.
00:08:53On your mark?
00:08:55It's set.
00:08:59Go!
00:09:12Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:19Shit!
00:09:25Son of a bitch.
00:09:38You're mag, genius.
00:09:41What are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
00:09:42You lost.
00:09:43That's impossible, all right? I'm a B-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman. You're telling me-
00:09:47I know that move. My dad taught me that trick. Why does he know it?
00:10:00Carl, you're so cool! You're my hero!
00:10:02No!
00:10:03You know what? I'm sick of your shit, you little brat!
00:10:05Don't you even think-
00:10:07Oh!
00:10:10Oh, shit!
00:10:13This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:10:16Fuck!
00:10:17Hey. Hey, listen to me very carefully. You touch them again and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:10:24Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:10:29You don't want me to step close to him ever again? Fine. I won't fucking come near him again.
00:10:35Fuck away from me, you fucking freak!
00:10:37Fine.
00:10:46Hey, are you hurt?
00:10:48Carl, you're awesome!
00:10:51My gosh, I- I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:10:56You're bleeding.
00:10:58Oh, no, I'm- I'm fine. Seriously, it's okay.
00:11:01I'll get you a bandage.
00:11:07Hey, baby. Why don't you go inside while Carl helps mommy, okay?
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11Okay, I love you.
00:11:12I love you!
00:11:13I love you.
00:11:27It's not so bad.
00:11:28Good.
00:11:37Hey.
00:11:39Is there something you're not telling me?
00:11:44It- it's just that-
00:11:45Jane.
00:11:47Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:11:48The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:11:51Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:11:52This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:11:54He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level.
00:11:59Can you imagine being that good?
00:12:01There's always someone better.
00:12:03Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the king of guns.
00:12:07He's the best in the world. There's no competition.
00:12:09Do your best today.
00:12:11Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:12:13Chris Redford? That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty? He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:12:22Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:12:24Look, today is huge for us. If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be... golden.
00:12:28So stick around? In case?
00:12:30In case of what? This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:12:35Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge. I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:12:40Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:12:45Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:12:46Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:12:49Carl's one of us. And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:12:53Alright, go get ready. I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around.
00:12:56And just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:12:59A-game.
00:13:04Know your place, handyman. Don't even think about making a scene.
00:13:07Keep your head on straight, if you want to shoot straight.
00:13:09I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman. Stay in your lane.
00:13:12You think you know more than our captain?
00:13:14You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:13:16A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:13:22You better not mess it up.
00:13:24This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:13:37He's the best shot we got.
00:13:41Watch and learn, handyman.
00:13:42You better not get him.
00:13:43You better not get lost.
00:13:44He's the best shot he's in.
00:13:45You better not get lost.
00:13:46He's the best shot he has.
00:13:47You better not get up, man.
00:13:48Over to the clock.
00:13:50Carboner.
00:13:51The Tyrant.
00:13:52Look's been the best shot he got.
00:13:53Let's go.
00:13:54Show me.
00:13:55You better not get up.
00:13:56It ooh.
00:13:58Let's go.
00:13:59The Tyrant.
00:14:00not bad good shot great accuracy dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
00:14:26unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
00:14:33loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
00:14:49look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
00:14:56isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
00:15:09so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
00:15:16party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just like
00:15:23double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
00:15:27shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
00:15:31what no no scope i want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
00:15:52what the
00:16:06look you see the bullseye raw
00:16:23there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway his stance and posture i i mean he's
00:16:32definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a whole year now i how come i never
00:16:38noticed was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious
00:16:46time mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
00:16:50only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:17:01oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best your
00:17:11shooting club has to offer niece you're not welcome here matthew wow jane you've really turned this
00:17:22place into a dump my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed my father was a
00:17:30fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth what are you doing here i'm here to honor my poor
00:17:38brother the fallen hero and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth i'm not selling it
00:17:45so you can just go i'm not the one that's going to be leaving this is the loan your father took to
00:17:53build this shooting range putting the land up as collateral you've been making all the minimum
00:17:59payments for the years but the interest just keeps going up yeah well that's none of your business
00:18:07i bought out the bank and financed you which makes me your new creditor you
00:18:14fucking asshole this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt before selling it to you
00:18:21one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction this range will be mine you and
00:18:28your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you do this to us you
00:18:34know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot with coach redford here
00:18:41what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you win the range is yours to keep
00:18:50i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
00:19:02deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie it's not gonna happen
00:19:13don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest
00:19:21don't worry mommy we've got carl it'll just slow us down
00:19:33let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of
00:19:58your choosing will provide 15 bullets in the least amount of time wins oh ho we got the first round
00:20:08in the back captain alex here once held the state record for trap shooting oh that's nate foster he's
00:20:15a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big deal jane leave this first round up to me
00:20:21yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's only a b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a
00:20:26class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice two a-class shooters he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:20:38maybe we can use him to test the waters round one carl you're up
00:20:50handy man he's not even on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at
00:20:55polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably
00:20:59going to freak out and piss his pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody
00:21:05what you got nothing but losers on your team damn nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you
00:21:13the ace up my sleeve nate foster is just a warm-up he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get
00:21:19it when that nobody loses jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman
00:21:24she's already looking for excuses good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his
00:21:30shooting range into the ground
00:21:34will you shoot for us
00:21:35jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
00:21:45and watch his every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy
00:21:52that loser really thinks jane believes in him
00:21:55i ain't here to waste my time all right y'all really standing that handyman hey handyman not
00:22:02everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter consider it an honor maybe he'll
00:22:07finally see us as the real gunslingers we are it's just a gun polishing grunt does he really think
00:22:12it's kind of hot shot jane are you sure and your opponent is a b-class shooter i've made my choice
00:22:20all right contestants choose your weapon he's actually going up there i can't tell if he's brave or just
00:22:28stupid
00:22:38i didn't come here to pick on something especially grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns
00:22:44so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:22:49what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
00:23:01how to use a shot that loser's about to embarrass us all especially your mommy oh no was i wrong to
00:23:10choose him nice i thought this was gonna be a boring snoozefest luckily you brought us a clown to keep us
00:23:18laughing girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so i'm really not gonna pick that
00:23:26shotgun there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
00:23:32oh don't say i didn't warn you look here i'm down an eye imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both huh
00:23:43nate foster blow to make ready
00:23:57and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget that bullet
00:24:23no he did it on purpose and he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
00:24:29and he's a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one
00:24:34no he's doing it to mess with carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl just sent a
00:24:38fucking chance there a souvenir for you remembering by something to remember the day you got destroyed
00:24:46or better yet blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh
00:24:56carl you're up
00:25:05nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
00:25:10no no no let him try i can't wait to see him shift the back i've been acting all high and mighty for
00:25:16way too long about time someone cut you down to size jane's about to see you for what you really
00:25:20are a worthless handyman not too late to switch guns there partner i even turned a blind eye jane
00:25:26just tell carl to forfeit he's done enough already i'll put the team on my back we'll win the next
00:25:30round maybe i'm asking too much of him carl can do it i believe in him
00:25:40would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men
00:25:48carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
00:25:5317. what's that supposed to mean
00:26:15look this loser's out of his mind ha what's he covering his eyes for
00:26:23what's he covering his eyes for what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
00:26:36shit you gotta cover his tears cry baby he's just being petty nate did it with one eye so he's gotta
00:26:42do it with zero that way if he gets lucky it hits a few he can keep up this pathetic little act
00:26:46exactly if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see it's the perfect excuse maybe he's
00:26:51not as dumb as he looks he's got it all planned out
00:26:59he hit it
00:27:1115 out of 15 in 17 seconds
00:27:14what the did i just see 17 seconds that's what he wrote down there in the ground
00:27:21he predicted his own score and he did it blindfolded
00:27:25how'd he do that did he do it by ear who is this guy and the round one winner is carl
00:27:3317 seconds just like you asked i knew you could do it you can do it in 17 seconds
00:27:47oh my god carl you actually did it big wolf he sets the traps here he knows the exact path
00:27:59those pigeons take i mean how hard could be to memorize trajectory and timing yeah he just went
00:28:04with a cheap trick not actual skill what the was that just now huh i spent a damn fortune to hire you
00:28:12sir sir sir he's how did i know that the handyman was gonna be a damn crack shot all right hey how'd you
00:28:17do that save your excuses all right go back to your fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
00:28:23all right i'm done playing nice time for the big guns
00:28:28miss fisher it is an honor
00:28:41i'll be damned ain't that the black widow
00:28:44rachel fisher right sure looks like it i heard she shot her first and second husband's dead inherited
00:28:50their fortunes and still got a huge insurance payout to boot holy shit how'd she get away with that
00:28:56both cases were ruled self-defense justifiable homicide lord knows how she managed to swing that
00:29:02so anyone want to play
00:29:10all right now the stakes have been raised it's time to get the captain on out there
00:29:15hear that our captain's gonna win with pure talent not some overplayed carnival trick
00:29:21true marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded
00:29:26it's all about keeping a calm heart and a steady hand take notes bud that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:29:37damn girl she can handle a rifle with a body like that
00:29:43wouldn't you like to know do you even know who you're up against man trust me i'm not like those
00:29:50two ex-husbands of hers this little femme fatale gimmick ain't gonna work on me really
00:29:57then what if i told you she's the secret partner of the king of guns
00:30:02since when did i have a partner you think of guns has a partner a woman wait matthew
00:30:14did she really train with the king of guns of course she did she just about mastered everything
00:30:19he's capable of which means soon the king of guns title will be hers jim you think matthew's bluffing
00:30:29matthew's a big time arms dealer i mean he has pentagon contracts and ties to the black market but even
00:30:35he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly i don't think so you're saying it's
00:30:40true so what she's still just a chick hey watch yourself it is an honor to have the king of guns
00:30:46ace partner at our shooting range okay miss fisher welcome to my gun range now that you know who i am
00:30:54i'm gonna waste my time forfeit one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are
00:31:04blocked by obstacles no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off can you do this
00:31:09that's just some dumb urban legend how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle i could
00:31:18show you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show i'll suit yourself but if
00:31:25you really are the ace partner of the king of guns you're gonna have to prove it for round two it'll come
00:31:31down to one shot the challenge for round two is to hit that target over 500 feet away any weapon of
00:31:38your choosing no scope no sights highest score wins i mean i mean that's basically a toss-up how is it
00:31:47even possible to hit that target from here they get one chance to shoot without a sight from this far
00:31:52out forget a bullseye there are a class sharpshooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:32:01looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot there's only two ways to hit the
00:32:05bullseye number one choose a high caliber rifle that's so strong it'll punch through the tires and
00:32:10hit the bullseye and number two is the king of guns signature shot well if you're lucky maybe i'll go
00:32:17with number two if you're gonna forfeit do it now once you see what i've got up my sleeve you'll be out of
00:32:24time give me a break you'd be lucky if you hit the target at all the last person who said that to me
00:32:34got a bullet to the head well ladies first hey don't underestimate her we can't afford to lose right
00:32:44now come on look at her it's gonna snap from the recoil if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:32:57men always thinking with their other head
00:33:14what the fuck she hit it looks like she really did learn from the king of guns holy smokes she
00:33:25actually beat it the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot i mean that's not luck any error in
00:33:30angle or velocity she would have missed it i mean that's that's insane i can't believe i just saw the
00:33:35king of guns trick shot in person i thought it was a myth it's a shame i really thought she might be the
00:33:42one to figure out my signature shot captain do we still have a shot
00:33:50i could be a good sport let y'all have a chance but we all know who's gonna win
00:34:00nobody else in this ranch can hit that target we should just forfeit look you're the best shot in town
00:34:06if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging don't you get it this is impossible if i use the
00:34:12high caliber rifle to pierce the tire the accuracy would still be way off i'd be lucky to land a nine
00:34:17if you're going to forfeit just do it already i've got a full body spa session to go to
00:34:22really none of you stand a chance against the black widow face the facts jane there's no point in even
00:34:29trying now just sign the paper and hand the range over to me guys the range is done for we should
00:34:37see if matthew will take us in hey man watch what you're saying jane's standing right here she's
00:34:41about to get kicked out if we want to save our own skins we have to side with the winning team
00:34:45i'm sorry sweetie tried to hold on to grandpa's gun range as long as i could
00:34:57guess fate had a different plan carl you should probably go with him too matthew might let you
00:35:02keep your job no mommy you know how that lady said she's the daddy's partner to the king of guns
00:35:11well i think i know who the king of guns is it's him oh don't be silly why would the king of guns be
00:35:20working at our gun range but i just know it's carl
00:35:23don't give up yet still haven't taken my shot
00:35:35him again there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
00:35:41oh wow look at you mr handyman you're gonna beat me with that little pistol
00:35:47that's the plan can you even see the target we hit a 10. oh you think you can pierce those tires
00:35:57and hit that bullseye with a nine millimeter caliber bullet mr valentine this handyman's always
00:36:02strutting around like he's some big wig yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it if jane
00:36:07hadn't given the job here out of pity he'd be rotting on the streets yeah he won that last round with a
00:36:12stupid trick and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca bet it's because he's trying to hit on
00:36:17her mom that's enough leave him alone
00:36:31something's not right here
00:36:38holy mother of god
00:36:47he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:36:55looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day time to watch this clown make an absolute
00:37:01fool of himself hey someone record this this is going to make an amazing blooper reel what an idiot
00:37:09carl i i don't no mommy you have to trust carl he's the king of guns
00:37:16that is the funniest thing i have ever heard if he's the king of guns then i'm the second coming
00:37:29of christ right back honey you're being silly king of guns kiddo you might want to close your eyes
00:37:36your idol's about to go from hero to zero real quick is he really going through with this what a
00:37:43fucking weirdo seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time the black widow
00:37:48personally mentor with the king of guns this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean
00:37:55this will be good i believe in you carl
00:38:03contestant two make ready
00:38:05pay attention you're only going to see this once what you did that wasn't the king of guns
00:38:14the signature shot this is
00:38:37what in god's name that's impossible
00:38:41the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve this this is the real deal
00:38:45a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns and all that you were saying
00:38:50earlier it was wrong he hit every bullseye every single time so perfectly that the other three shots
00:38:57went right through the same hole didn't even leave a mark a move like that
00:39:01could it be are you
00:39:09now that composure the skill this man right here he's the real king of guns
00:39:14yay i knew it carl's the king of guns no it has to be this is the king of guns the round two winner
00:39:21is carl the king of guns he's the real king of guns okay i just embarrassed myself in front of the goat
00:39:32the king of guns has returned i finally found him what would the king of guns be doing here of all
00:39:38places i never would have thought that that was him he was just some handyman a second ago what if
00:39:43this is just one of his dirty tricks no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a bullet
00:39:51i'm so sorry sir i i had no idea you were the real king of guns i should have never claimed to be your
00:39:56partner all i've dreamed of is training under you i'll do anything that disgusting
00:40:02bitch how dare she use his reputation for her own personal gang
00:40:08useless fraud i can't believe i fell for your lies mark my words you will pay the price mr king of guns
00:40:16i have been looking for you for ages
00:40:21i'm not the king of guns you're not then how the hell did you do that it's a lucky shot i guess hey you
00:40:29uh sir uh mr king of guns please work with me i'll agree to whatever terms you set
00:40:35i told you i'm not the king of guns we won both rounds it's time for you to leave yes yes yes of
00:40:43course um call me anytime and as we agreed i will never touch this range
00:40:52so you and my dad were army buddies huh and uh you're saying that he died because of you
00:41:13yeah it's true if i'd have listened to him our position might not have been exposed
00:41:22why are you telling me this now do you expect me to be like grateful for everything you've
00:41:27done around here since you died or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness
00:41:32i just thought that you should know the truth oh the truth
00:41:35well the truth is that my dad died saving you look at you hiding from your whole like king of guns
00:41:48identity wasting away at my gun range are you just helping me to make yourself feel like less guilty to
00:41:55try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior complex jaina i'm sorry no apologizing isn't gonna
00:42:01bring him back i could choose it would be me instead of him do you really think that saying
00:42:08that is gonna make me feel any better carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do is gonna change that
00:42:15jane jane listen to me i know i'm not him he's a better man than i will ever be but supporting
00:42:22you and rebecca protecting the shooting range it is everything to me it's what louis wanted oh just shut
00:42:27up okay okay fine i'm sorry i never want to see you again
00:42:48so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:42:51i spent my entire life in the service once this uniform comes off i just want to get back to my
00:42:59gun range my daughter my grandkid you just set a new world record man i don't call you the king
00:43:06of guns for nothing k-o-g i will treasure this pistol as a token of our friendship
00:43:21yeah i love you guys but if you ever try and leave me again i'm not gonna be so nice
00:43:31hey carl check it out man your video of your trick shot went viral it's got over 100 million views
00:43:37carl where are you going i'm just taking a vacation for a little okay carl when are you gonna come back
00:43:44i just wanted to say thank you for helping us keep our range it's the least i could do mommy and i will
00:43:54be waiting for you while you're gone and when you come back please be my daddy
00:44:00um don't say that but carl is the daddy that i've always wanted hey hey hey look okay
00:44:17you gotta pinky promise me that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay
00:44:20so where's this famous handyman sharpshooter at
00:44:37you're carl i'm hank and i'm here to invite you to join our organization the one the one like
00:44:53the deadliest team of assassins in the world huh so you've heard of us listen my people can get
00:44:59you anything you need resources connections weapons and not to mention
00:45:07cold heart cash think of this as an appetizer a little show of sincerity once you're one of us
00:45:15you'll make a fortune off of every shot you take i'm talking more money than you can count
00:45:19thanks for my days of shooting the killer over
00:45:26what's the point of guns if not to kill when you're gonna waste your talent
00:45:30plinking steel at some back-ass shooting range i made myself clear years ago i swore my gun would
00:45:37never draw blood again and that is a promise i intend to keep now please leave and what is not
00:45:43enough money don't be shy my man name your price it's always about the money
00:45:49you want more still not enough
00:45:57hey stop leave my property immediately this is a stand your ground state and i swear to god i will
00:46:03fucking shoot you hey good looking this handyman your boyfriend or what you looking out for your
00:46:07sweetheart don't test me
00:46:09not bad decent reflexes but there's something you should know i've got five snipers stationed
00:46:18in the area you pull that trigger you your boyfriend your little girl everybody at this
00:46:24range is dead before you can even blink jane take it easy come on show me what you're made of
00:46:30you think you can protect them jane
00:46:44all right all right enough with the joking you thought i brought snipers i was bluffing you idiot
00:46:49said your gun will never shed blood again
00:46:51fine i guess you just have to watch while the people you love most suffer
00:47:04listen i just work here this has nothing to do with what you think i don't know that
00:47:09i'm just showing you what happens when people get in my way
00:47:26it's okay mommy's okay carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed
00:47:30oh just shut up carl please just say yes what's the point of your whole pacifist act if it's gonna
00:47:36end with us lying in a pool of our own blood good point don't you think i'll count it down
00:47:40for you let's see how many shots it takes for you to crack that's enough looks like you finally got
00:47:45the message except wait aren't you just some guy who works here i mean don't these people mean nothing
00:47:50to you i'll start with the one who's already bleeding out and this time i'm not aiming at her leg
00:47:55i said enough let them go i'll join your organization
00:48:00oh how sweet our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain didn't hit any major
00:48:11orders let's get you back in the circle okay hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast did i say you could join
00:48:17yet what more do you want you see now it's your turn to beg me i might consider letting you in you
00:48:23had your chance to say yes when i was still asking nicely but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees
00:48:28and beg me like a little bitch you do that and i might consider letting you in you're way out of
00:48:34line do you have any idea who you're threatening right now what's that oh please tell me by all
00:48:39means he's the best shot in the world he's the king of guns do you think anybody else would be able
00:48:44to curve a bullet like you saw in that video boss this bitch seems serious maybe we should check the
00:48:54intel man look at these ignorant clowns floating around their silly conspiracy theories not a
00:48:59clue how the world really works let me let you dummies in on a little secret the king of guns
00:49:06dropped off the map a year ago because he was killed what yep shot in the head one year ago during
00:49:13operation maple leaf carl operation maple leaf that sniper it was one of them i knew it there was no way
00:49:22carl was actually the king of guns it was all some big lie now we're all gonna die because this loser
00:49:26messed with the wrong guy don't you shut up now is not time for your whining we're all gonna die
00:49:32carl think about us about rebecca you can't drag us down with you like this
00:49:40please i'm begging you i'll join the one just let them go what was that i don't know it didn't really
00:49:48sound like you mean it hey hey it's okay everything's gonna be okay
00:50:01come on put some real feeling into it say it louder
00:50:08listen kid whoever the your daddy is right now he's nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes
00:50:12better get to begging or make sure that annoying little brat never speaks again
00:50:16please i'm begging you please let me join your organization this is your king of guns this is the
00:50:25noble hero who swore to never shed blood all i see in front of me is a spineless coward
00:50:31come on round of applause for our newest recruit you fucking bastard
00:50:47now it's time for your initiation
00:50:52hey you know we spent the fortune on you what's wrong with a little trial run i mean i don't know if that
00:50:56video was real or ai what the hell do you want hey don't be a baby this is the last test i promise
00:51:02we'll be working together real soon seeing is believing i want to watch you curve the bullet
00:51:08with my own eyes one shot and you'll let them go yep that's all it takes but i want to make things a
00:51:15little bit more exciting i want to see you curve the bullet around your woman and hit him
00:51:26what the fuck why me no get off of me i could tell you hate his guts just think of it as a sign-on
00:51:34bonus carl don't do this well have you lost your mind a human life for your silly little game i mean
00:51:41aren't you the king of guns it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill him
00:51:45although i wouldn't mind seeing his head get blown off i don't give a fuck
00:52:01carl
00:52:03lewis lewis
00:52:15i can't
00:52:24i knew it i knew that video was just some ai bullshit
00:52:28no what are you waiting for beat him up
00:52:31daddy daddy daddy
00:52:42ooh check this out fancy revolver ooh wow look at this fucking thing jesus
00:52:53fuck what is this
00:52:56what are you a washed up vet is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd or
00:53:04something don't give that back that's my eyes oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:53:11oh
00:53:24hey
00:53:27rebecca
00:53:31i'll fucking kill you you bit me you little bitch
00:53:35you know i like this gun it's not bad i think i'll be keeping it you know everybody who's tried to
00:53:43fool me is dead right
00:53:48i think i'll take it easy on you so you have time to regret your silly little oath
00:53:53what did the doctor say she has a concussion and a broken rip from the head how could somebody do
00:54:11this to do this to a kid
00:54:18hey baby daddy mommy is that you yeah yeah daddy and mommy are here how are you feeling
00:54:28hurts daddy hurts mommy hurts too i have to protect them we're okay rebecca
00:54:38uh rebecca it's just the painkiller is kicking in she's okay just let her get someone else okay
00:54:58mr smith welcome what brings you in today i had heard you were scouting out a new recruit
00:55:08you know the drill
00:55:16picked up this sweet little piece today i want to get a personalized scrub clean of any old marks
00:55:26this gun get rid of the numbers insignia new crib
00:55:31you know the drill now you make sure my name is the only one that's left on there got it
00:55:40yes i understand it it's just this gun appears to be
00:55:46unique for a special case like this i'd have to talk to my boss mr valentine
00:55:51you heard me make sure jane's gun range is renovated with top of the line equipment don't worry about
00:56:04cost i'll cover everything
00:56:09mr valentine hank brought in an antique revolver just now and he wants to have it scrubbed clean and
00:56:18personalized
00:56:21this revolver do you say where he got this no but you know hank is definitely mug some poor sucker for it
00:56:35curl all over jesus this is god this revolver belongs to the king of guns
00:56:47here
00:56:51oh my gosh
00:56:55there's some place that i need to be stay here with rebecca
00:57:04you said your gun would never drop blood again
00:57:07yeah i tried to walk away from all that bloodshed they brought this on themselves
00:57:11my family's collection of guns is in the back of the range take your pick
00:57:18no i've got my own collection take care of rebecca and you're sure these are the guys
00:57:27that did it yeah make them pay for what they did to my dad i will
00:57:35i can't wait
00:57:44just promise me you'll make it out of this life
00:58:00i promise
00:58:05what took you so long it's no good for business old man where'd you get this gun you're in no
00:58:15position to be asking any questions now get to work i said where did you get this gun
00:58:22who gives a very well get the out of my shop and take your with you now are you crazy
00:58:30don't forget matthew you made a fortune off of us what say that again
00:58:38i mean for years you've you've been working for us i don't work for you kid i work with your father
00:58:48i'll ask you one last time where did you get the gun
00:58:56did you kill the owner no
00:58:58sure made his life to live in hell though wow you couldn't even finish the job
00:59:08he's still alive good job you've sure gone and done it yeah
00:59:13of course you did
00:59:22oh you're pointing a gun at me now in my gun shop just as reckless as your master
00:59:31mr serga smith saw what you did to his son i'll come for you
00:59:35then shoot now and finish it off or get the fuck out of here
00:59:46you think you can scare me huh because you work with my old man you're dead
00:59:51call my father tell him that matthew turned on us
00:59:54while you're at it give mr smith a message from me
00:59:57tell him i found who he's been looking for you take me for an idiot i know where you got that gun
01:00:07you stole it from a rundown shooting range on the east side right
01:00:13how'd you know ever hear the name carl oliver the king of guns that's right
01:00:21now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip
01:00:32no way that guy at the shooting range is the king of guns
01:00:51are you kidding me you think the king of guns is working at some rinky dink ass shooting range you
01:01:10mean this loser hmm the video's a fake it's ai that's him he's the king of guns
01:01:18don't believe everything you see online old man he's not the king of guns i saw with my own eyes
01:01:24he's two chicken shit that pulled the trigger i had him begging for his life under my foot
01:01:28couldn't do shit not even after i hit his little girl what you hit rebecca yeah she was crying for
01:01:36her daddy you've doomed us all
01:01:40i even saw with my own eyes that bullet really did curve around shut up you know what i saw i saw
01:01:51a coward watch his wife get shot but he's about to die still couldn't pull the trigger you really
01:01:57think a wimp like that's the king of guns bullshit relax when my dad gets here we'll go back to the
01:02:04range burn it down and keep him groveling like the worthless trash that he is no that's not it this
01:02:12has nothing to do with fear he swore to himself he would never shoot to kill again oh not this again
01:02:19listen the only thing you should be worried about is what you're going to say to my dad when he gets
01:02:23here you idiots you attacked a man who washed his hands clean you pushed him to take his gun and return
01:02:38dad you're finally here matthew turned on us even hit me leave us i need to have a word with matthew
01:02:47dad get the fuck out
01:02:56i heard you have found the man i was looking for yes mr smith well you struck my son
01:03:04yes i did oh care to explain why your son stole a gun from the king of guns
01:03:17and he and beat his little girl
01:03:27are you sure it's the king of guns i'm sure of all people you would recognize him
01:03:37fucking miss you have the audacity to report back to me
01:03:42wait you you you didn't say that the hit was on the king of guns
01:03:46i want you blow somebody's head up from 4 000 meters away but i did take out a spotter
01:03:52that's it's got to be worth a bit of the bounty right huh yeah okay
01:04:06bring my son in
01:04:21you were sent to scout a new recruit today correct yes he just didn't measure up you're so
01:04:36fucked matthew
01:04:43clean yourself you want me to step out
01:04:47dad what'd i do you failed your task today
01:04:52i followed protocol i offered him money he didn't measure up that is not the problem what i don't get
01:04:59get it oh oh because you didn't kill him you idiot
01:05:12what all because i didn't kill that loser that's what's got you so mad
01:05:20it's not about what you did it's about who you did it to
01:05:26isn't he just some nobody who works at a shooting range
01:05:29you should be glad you're my son or i would have killed you with my own hands
01:05:33but my anger is nothing compared to who you have provoked what's the big deal i thought he was just
01:05:40some nobody working at a shooting range
01:05:45that nobody is the king of guns carl oliver
01:05:56a year ago he disappeared the word on the street is that we took him out
01:06:00and that rumor made the one a legend among assassins but i'm the only one who knew the truth
01:06:09the king of guns is still alive
01:06:14for a year now i have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has brought
01:06:20but the truth kept me up at night knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there
01:06:25and now my son you have called my worst nightmare to me
01:06:47dad i'll clean up my own mess
01:06:49oh and how do you plan to do that i'll take my men and i'll kill them now could you
01:06:56fucking you weren't listening to a single word i said were you
01:07:02it's too late he's the king of guns and he's coming for you
01:07:09and you will do nothing because there's nothing you can do
01:07:12he's really the king of guns and i humiliated him
01:07:20fuck
01:07:32this is nathan valentine is it with you
01:07:35yes it is cn5 mr oliver
01:07:44mr oliver
01:07:53what did he say he's on his way
01:07:55oh my god i gotta get out of here i gotta hide
01:07:59don't move you stay right where you are you idiot
01:08:06give me your phone
01:08:14hello mr oliver i am the leader of the one and i heard about the incident at the shooting range and
01:08:21would like to extend my sincerest apologies
01:08:26i understand my son has offended you and if it will resolve the matter i will have his legs cut
01:08:32off and i will deliver them to you along with 50 million in compensation
01:08:40we can settle this like a civilized man don't let hate drag you back into the life you left behind
01:08:46you swore you ought to have gone would never even drop blood again
01:08:49what do you say huh we're gonna be all right he wants you dead
01:09:02have your men guard you round the clock
01:09:05of course all my men are a-class shooters this this this won't be easy
01:09:20you called me a nobody handyman
01:09:32the king of guns
01:09:37the king of guns
01:09:45mr oliver
01:09:56please it's all a misunderstanding we can talk this out
01:09:59Understand that we can talk this out
01:10:07On your right
01:10:17What the fuck he shot the bullet
01:10:29The bullet curved you really are the king of guns you said it yourself seeing is believing
01:10:59Mr. Oliver you got what you wanted let me go
01:11:10Thanks to your son. I finally found the man who killed my friend. This is for Louis
01:11:29Jane your shooting range has passed all inspections and is ready for business
01:11:39Thank you. This is so amazing. I am just in time for the national sharpshooter competition
01:11:46And it's all brand new equipment and guns. I even extended your range a few hundred yards
01:11:54I wish Carl were here
01:11:56No
01:11:58Still no news from Carl
01:12:01After he got his revenge he disappeared again i've had my men looking for him but
01:12:10His reappearance shook up the world of assassins and the military as for the one the fbi has wiped them out
01:12:19You don't have to worry about them coming after you all thanks to carl he'll be back right
01:12:26Hey
01:12:32Heard you got an opening
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